#kinda long post

[ihatebrainstorm]

Random idea: Cybertronian who scans a vehicle to be their altmode, but has 0 clue what certain functions from said vehicle do

Examples:

Cybertronian with a B737 altmode who doesn't know what aural warning alerts mean, and gets jumpscared by alerts like "TOO LOW GEAR" "SINK RATE SINK RATE"

Cybertronian with aircraft altmode in a snowy region who doesn't realize earth aircrafts need to be deiced or sometimes anti-iced before flying, and just flat out face plants into the snow right after take off

(Ok yeah I'm just thinking about airplanes again shush) But also another thought: Do flying Cybertronians have to learn how to fly when they first come online???? Seekers ig wouldn't stall easily bc fighter jets are designed to not stall- But do others have to practice stall recovery procedures??

I'm partially thinking about how convenient it is that Twitch from Earthspark scanned a drone, since drones to my knowledge are extremely hard to stall?

[guardian-angle22]

TK/Carlos + Touch

↳ 4.16 A House Divided

[miss-americana-reputation]

Strawberry Kisses

patrick verona x fem!reader

smut

🍓💋✨

“hi.” i smile at patrick at my window. “hey.” he smiles back at me. “put that out.” i tell him, looking at the cigarette. he puts it out on my outter window sill and climbs in. i smile as he’s on his grounding and i softly kiss his dimpled cheek.

“angel.” he smiles and turns to me. “hm?” i hum as he rubs my back. “nothing. you just look cute.” he smiles. he leans down and connects our lips. “it’s strawberry.” i smile at my lipgloss flavor. “mhm.” he nods and connects our lips again.

“why don’t you go and lock your door, darling?” he smiles. i get all giddy as i go and lock my door. i look over at him in his all dark colors outfit sitting in the baby pink and white room and bedding.

“i thought you wanted to just do homework?” i ask. “see any books?” he smiles and pulls me so i’m sitting across his lap. “pat.” i smile as i softly kiss him. “seems like you want this also.” he smiles and escalates the kiss.

“mhm.” i nod and softly rest my hand in his hair. i feel his hands slip up my shirt and softly cup my breast. i smile against his lap as he softly tugs on my shirt from my matching sleep set. “wanna put on a show?” he smiles and i nod.

i get up and slowly take off my clothes, leaving me in my light blue underwear. “shit baby.” he sucks in a sharp breath. “come here.” he pats his thigh i sit back down. he connects our lips and i softly drag my hips against his thigh and i gasp into the kiss.

“pat.” i moan into the kiss as he softly gropes my breasts. “you taste so-fuck.” he says and moves so he’s on top of me. “i can’t go to school with marks.” i tell him. “why? father gonna make you confess all of your sins?” he smiles. “please.” i beg. “okay.” he smiles and kisses me softly.

we continue to make out on top of my bed, my hands sliding all over his body. “pat.” i say, panting from the heavy make out session. “yeah?” he asks. “take it off.” i pull on his shirt. “okay.” he smiles.

he takes off his shirt, combat boots, and pants, leaving himself in his underwear. he climbs back onto me; hitting a spring that makes my bed groan. i push my hands onto his chest and make him pause, i search for any sound of my parents up.

“hear anything?” i whisper to him. “no.” he whispers back. i pause and then nod, him leaning back down to kiss me again. he climbs on and deepens the kiss. i let out a small moan as his hand slides down my body.

“please.” i whine. he smirks and slips his hand down my underwear, teasing my slit. “fuck. looks like you want this more than me.” he teases. “yes.” i nod. “please.” i beg. he smiles and curls his fingers into me.

“oh.” i gasp. “fuck. like that?” he asks. “mhm.” i nod and grip on the sheets. he speeds up his hips and i hold back moans so they’re muffled between my lips. “fuck, you feel so wet.” he grunts.

“please.” i beg. “yeah?” he smirks. “i want you.” i whine. “want what part?” he smiles. “y-your cock.” i stutter. “okay.” he smirks. “just had to say that.” he pulls his fingers out of me. he sticks them into my mouth and i quickly lick them clean. he pulls them out and searches into his pants pockets for a condom.

i watch him as he finds one and pulls down his boxers. he tears open the condom foil with his teeth and slide it down his angry red cock. i look up at him with wide eyes and my mouth starts to water at his member.

he smiles and connects our lips again. i tangle into his hair and he lines himself up with me and slowly slips in. “fuck.” i moan against his lips. “shit.” he gasps.

he pulls away and picks up his hips. “y/n.” he quietly moans. “oh.” i moan and he shushes my by sliding his thumb into my mouth and i suck on it. “fuck.” he basically melts. “yeah, suck on it. good little slut.” he says and speeds up his hips.

he leans his head down by mine and pulls his thumb out. “come on. let me hear those pretty little sounds.” he coos. “pat.” i moan as quietly as i can. “yeah? like how i’m making you feel?” he smiles. “yes!” i breath out.

he covers my mouth with my hand and speeds up his hips more. “hear that?” he says, talking about the sloshing sound his cock in my sopping core is making. “fuck. that sounds make me so fucking hard.” he says.

“pat.” i look up at him. “yeah?” he says. “i’m close.” i whine. “hold you. you can right?” he taunts. “mhm.” i nod. “good girl.” he smirks. he continues to thrust into me, me barely holding on. “pat!” i whine. “come on, fucking come.” he says.

i let go and finish while he helps me through it. i come down to see him finishing. “pat.” i whine and squirm. eventually he finishes and pulls out. he pulls off the soiled condom and ties it off the buries in under my trash in my trash can. he shoves his limp dick into his underwear and gets dressed.

“angel.” he says. “yeah?” i hum. “where’s the secret stash?” he asks. “closet in the shoebox, the one in the left corner.” i point. “okay.” he smiles. he gets me cleaned up and into a pair of my underwear and shorts. he gives me the shirt he came in with, then he swaps it into the extra shirts i keep for times like this.

i keep extra shirts for him so i can some and he can leave one and wear another one. “i have to go.” he says softly. “i’ll call you tomorrow night.” he sits beside me. “okay.” i nod. “goodnight angel.” he smiles and softly kisses me. “goodnight. get home safe.” i tell him. “i’ll do it, only for you.” he smiles and heads towards my window. he leaves and i shut it behind him.

i turn off my lamp and climb into bed, with memories of him floating around my head as i sleep.

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[go-see-a-starwar]

I love you dusty depressed Obi-wan sneaking cuts of sand whale meat I love you salty overprotective Uncle Owen who won't even let Obi give Luke a toy plane I love you light sabers buried together in the desert I love you baby Leia climbing trees trying to avoid family functions I love you Sony discman Droid L0LA I love you downtown Tokyo planet Daiyu I love you scene of Obi-wan telling Leia he’s not buying her gloves then two seconds later buying the gloves I love you Obi’s hallucination of Anakin drowning in 12 yards of fabric on the distant hill I love you sequence of Vader terrorizing a village to find one (1) old man I love you bacta bros writhing in separate tanks simultaneously I love you Obi sneaking Leia out of an imperial fortress in an oversized coat I love you 40-year old Padawan Anakin I love you "All he'll see is me" I love you Tala the fuckin badass I love you Vader force-holding a whole freaking ship I love you big Obi-Wan/Vader showdown I love you helmet scene I love you "I'm sorry, Anakin, for all of it" I love you "I am not your failure Obi Wan" I love you "you didn't kill Anakin Skywalker, I did" I love you dresses-like-a-college-art-teacher-and-will-wreck-your-shit Aunt Beru I love you Reva letting go of her anger and choosing a better path I love you Obi-wan telling Leia a little bit about her birth parents and Leia being okay not knowing more I love you Palpatine being low-key tired of Vader’s shit I love you creamy white jedi robe Obi-wan I love you "Hello there" I love you Force Ghost Qui Gon showing up 2 hours late with Starbucks I love you Disney Plus limited series Obi-Wan Kenobi

[logan-the-artist]

YO i officially have a house again!!!

some people have been worried about me commenting on how shitty life is and honestly, it still is - but WAY less.

some stuff happened and basically i had to move alone (still living with my dad, he’s just not in the country rn, so i had to do it all by myself + the help of a couple relatives), so i had to solve all the shit about renting an apartment, buying furniture, painting the walls, taking care of my cat, dealing with my (now ex) stepmother and all that with my father in another continent and school tests coming up.

i had to live with my friend for a bit more than a week, but NOW guess who’s back!!! back again!!!!!!!!

ik it’s stupid but it feels incredibly nice to have my own room, my own bed (not a mattress on the floor), my own everything again. tonight will be my first night here and, though we still don’t have a refrigerator or actual furniture besides a couple chairs and beds, im fucking happy.

that’s it - my apologies for not posting so often, i meant it when i said life has been crazy lol.

[kathairoscloset]

You know, one of my most favorite yet underrated moments in early manga YGO is during that monster fighter chapter, after Yuugi lost to the cheating spider guy and got his fighter stolen.

Like, he comes in, having been punched in the stomach during the match and later punched again after losing, and finds his friends waiting in class. Obvs Jou and Honda are like “woah dude what happened to you?!?!” but instead of explaining or anything, he just looks up and gives Jounouchi The Look.

(Screenshot from that YGO S0 manga compilation you can watch on YT)

Like, just look at him. Look at that face. The shing and Jou's face. This boy knows he’s got a mou hitori no boku waiting for him, and he knows said mou hitori no boku can kick ass. And unlike before in Death-T, where he was afraid of him, Yuugi’s basically giving him the green light and a simple message: hello, please wreck that guy to hell and back for me. And yes, penalty games are allowed.

It’s just my absolute fav because it clearly shows that Yuugi isn’t as meek or soft-hearted as some might think of him as: he’s willing to fight for what he thinks is right, with whatever means are available. And of course, considering he’s got a way to fight for once, (Unlike ie Ushio, where he was physically too weak) then he’s gonna take it!

and well, come on. The idea of Yuugi just lookin Yami/Atem in the eye and going “You know what to do” is hilarious. Baby Panda’s got a gun and he wants you to shoot it right between the hunter’s eyes

(EDIT: I also forgot to mention that I loved this because it's the first time, the most obvious time at least, that Yuugi actively takes arms against someone after they've hurt him. Before, it was Yami who used the gun and shot it. But this time, Yuugi's giving him the ammo.)

(Also bonus reason why I love this chapter: manga-wise, we get to see the full bondage-outfit for the first time, in the most dramatic way possible. Case in point:)

[atlantis-just-drowned]

Magic tricks aren't for cats

Based on @thewigsnatcher764's ask :D

A/N : I made it a small story because I was inspired, oops? Also please consider reblogging instead of liking posts because likes don't boost posts and just make them die <3

"Encore ?! Aw, come on mon minou, how do you manage to fail this trick everytime ?"

Pluto looked up from the small coin that has fallen from his hand, and stared at his friend, deadpan. Duke were offering him this half-amused, half-confused grin that he was starting to know well.

"You're bad at explaining it." The short boy answered, still not impressed by the gap between their respective skills in magic tricks.

Duke exaggerated a shocked gasp, laying a hand on his chest in faked disbelief. "Comment peux-tu dire une chose pareille!" As he spoke, his dark-haired friend bent down and picked the golden coin, looking at it closely. "You're the one who's bad at understanding what I say!"

Without even answering to the dig, Pluto tried to reproduce the trick again. He closed his fingers around the buck, attempting to hide it away, but despite his agility, his fingers ripped, sending the coin into the air as he tried to catch it in flight, the round slice bouncing on the skin of his hands and changing direction, until it touched the floor. Again.

The pale-skinned boy looked up at Duke again. "Deer?"

For a second, the magician furrowed his brows, puzzled both by his friend's inability to success the trick, and by his terrible accent. "No. Dire. It means to say, to express with words."

"So..." Pluto looked down for a second, searching in his memory for something that he knew a lot better than magic tricks. "It's latin."

This time, Duke didn't fake the massive confusion that his expression was showing as he answered with disbelief, while his friend picked the coin again. "Quoi? No! It's French!"

The short boy looked up at Duke, raising a brow underneath his black strand of hair. "What I mean is... It comes from the classic latin dīcĕre. Isn't it ?"

The brown-skinned man took a moment to connect the dots, before his usual, prideful smile came back and he walked closer to Pluto, grabbing his shoulders in a friendly way. "I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to, mon minou. De nous deux, I'm not the nerd. Now what about we try this little trick again?"

Pluto sighed, deceived to see his diversion had been noticed. Looking at the coin in his hand, he complained. "But why don't you teach me some French instead? I'm sure I'd be better at it than I will ever be with your weird pranks!"

Those last words made Duke frown slightly, his ego touched. "Je ne te permet pas! Those tricks are very distracting and useful!" His sulking didn't last long however, and the trickster cracked an amused smile at his friend's annoyance. Raising a finger in the air, he continued cheerfully. "Besides! You really think I would grant you with the capacité to comprehend such a sophisticated language that is French?"

Rumbling a little in annoyance, Pluto hid his hands in his pockets and tried to argue. "It it really that complicated ? It just sounds like you put weird syllabus next to each others and twist your tongue at impossible angles."

Duke snickered, enjoying his friend's grumpiness as he answered on the same tone as before, determined not to let the pale-skinned boy have his way. "Oh, no mon minou! You need a lot more finesse than that! Well..." The magician looked at his friend with a smirk. "At least enough of it to manage the simplest tricks."

The black-haired student deadpanned at him, unmoved by Duke's attempt to motivate him. Moving away from him and taking the coin out of his pocket again, Pluto put it in evidence for his friend to see, before closing his fingers around it, and throwing the buck over his shoulder. Opening his hands again, he showed his two empty palms to a not-so-convinced Duke, who looked at him curiously. "Here. I succeed. It disappeared."

The brown-skinned trickster laughed frantically, amused. "Ha! Je ne l'avais pas vu venir! I didn't expect that!" He stopped his laugh and wiped an imaginary tear from the edge of his eye. "Oh well, mon minou..." As he spoke, enjoyment in his voice, Duke came closer to the short boy, and wrapped his arm around Pluto's shoulders, before leading him to the dinning hall. "Alright, alright, laisses tomber, let's drop this for now. Our friends are surely waiting for us downstairs."

And with that, the black-haired boy was safe from Duke's teaching methods. At least for now.

[mizuribbons]

ah yes, reddit pjsk fans

complaining under cut

person: "i think people only dislike ifuudoudou bc of how much it used to get picked"

me: "actually, no! the reason i personally don't like it is because of how sexual it is considering the characters are underage. i don't mind the original, considering the vocaloids aren't necessarily used as themselves, but the pjsk characters aren't blank slates, so really, it's just weird. i won't disband if it's picked, it just makes me uncomfortable."

reddit: *downvotes me to hell and back* "i bet you don't feel the same about other sexual songs in pjsk" "yes bc teenagers don't think about sex"

for the record, i do feel the same about the other sexual songs. i never said i didn't. ifuudoudou is the one i feel most strongly about, because of the moaning in it, but songs like, for example, the vampire, are also ones i'm not fully comfortable with. although at least for vampire i can ignore the meaning of the lyrics and still enjoy the song, but with ifuudoudou, once again there's literally moaning so

[silviaflowers]

Something that I haven't seen talked about a lot is that during Belos' death scene, while the boiling rain falls on the Boiling Isles, melting Belos, Luz is unharmed. Luz is unharmed, and in fact the drops make a sparkling splash when it lands on her. The very island, the very rain accepts Luz and harshly rejects Belos.

Belos, the monster who blames witches for everything that happened to him, never owning up to his mistakes, is melted by the very Isles he "ruled", the most natural occurrence in them. And it's because he didn't respect them. He never respected the land he walked on; he despised it. He's melted by the boiling rain because he's as alien to the Boiling Isles as he believes witches are to Earth. He never accepted their natural beauty, the red grass, the bones of the Titan, the witches themselves. He tried to eradicate them.

Luz, however. Luz not only accepted the Boiling Isles, she loved them. She showed care for the witches in them, learned how magic worked. She was shown the glyphs by the Titan himself, the very Boiling Isles she walked on and cherished for all of its weirdness, its demons, its people, its life. She was rewarded for showing respect to them, able to save King and Eda and the Isles themselves, with a form given to her by the Titan. She was given the glyph language Phillip, Belos chased all these years, she only had to listen.

So Luz is left to watch as the nature of the Boiling Isles melts away the monster that was once human who treated the Isles as a lump of clay, or rather, something closer to the meat magic Hunter used back when he used the staff Belos gave to him, something to mold into a copy of Earth. Luz watches like the ghost of Caleb as Belos digs his own grave.

[pikatrainer99]

So...I figured I should probably elaborate on Kieran after my last reblog so you all get where I'm coming from with my stance on him...

(Basically the TLDR of this post is this: I like Kieran much better when he's like this, look how happy he is, it's adorable 🥺)

(He legit terrifies me when he's like this though...😖)

My thoughts on him changed drastically throughout my playthrough of the DLC multiple times...and I'm gonna explain why.

First, when I first met him in the Teal Mask, I thought he was an adorkable socially awkward shy bean and I loved him because I'm very much the same way. Being (what seemed to me like) his first friend reminded me of how much of my childhood I spent friendless and the joy I felt at finally having one friend back in my last year of elementary school. As the Teal Mask story went on though, Kieran started to change...and I didn't know how to feel about the direction his character was headed...because it triggered traumatic memories in me...memories of that friend I had finally made...well...one day suddenly revealing that the friendship was never genuine and that they hated me the whole time, and they betrayed me...in a HARD-HITTING WAY...completely out of the blue, too...I had no idea what was happening with them or what I had done to deserve that awful treatment, but it didn't matter because I still got that treatment. I'm not going to go into the details because it's still terrifying to think about...but it was BAD...bad enough that I have severe PTSD because of this person. So, as you might expect from what I just told you, the way Kieran just suddenly turned on me in the Teal Mask story really made me have to make sure to use my coping skills and calming strategies in order to not have a PANIC ATTACK over a VIDEO GAME. And the ending of the Teal Mask where Kieran seemed to HATE me made me feel really scared for the Indigo Disk story and I tried my best to not think about it too much until it came out because I always felt nauseous if I thought about it. And even when it came out it took me a long time to be able to bring myself to finally play it... Kieran's new look reminded me even more of my real life friend turned bully I mentioned above, who also changed their look and even dyed their hair to a similar purple-ish color after the whole incident (yes I know Kieran didn't dye his hair, it's naturally purple-ish underneath, but my point still stands, it was similar enough to trigger me further), and I had a panic attack over it when I saw it in the trailer before the Indigo Disk came out. My thoughts were basically 'This is middle school all over again...' and I was not looking forward to facing the memories again, it was making me feel more and more anxious and sick as each day passed and it got closer to the release of the Indigo Disk. I also had more and more nightmares about that real life person which made me more and more tired and irritable, so that was not fun either. But...I knew I had to play it eventually, so to prepare myself for my own playthrough, I decided to prepare myself both physically and mentally by watching other people's playthroughs of the story first...multiple times. You have no idea how relieved I was when I found out that the story had a happy ending and Kieran was able to snap out of it, feel serious remorse, and resolve to change his ways and make everything right again. As you can probably guess from how visceral my reactions to this entire thing were, that did NOT happen with my real life friend turned bully...I'm pretty sure that individual still hates my guts to this day and I still to this day have absolutely NO CLUE what I did to make them turn on me so viciously like that. Anyway, I watched probably ten or twelve playthroughs on YouTube before I finally worked up the courage to play it myself. I finally finished it yesterday and I am glad that everything ended all well and good. I am so relieved and I am back to being a Kieran fan again now that he is back to his normal adorkable self. Now I only have the epilogue left to do in Violet and then I have to go through the entire DLC again in Scarlet...but I think I'll be fine for the DLC playthrough in Scarlet now that I've experienced everything in Violet.

So yeah, lots of complicated emotions and visceral reactions and stuff with my view of this fictional video game character...but I couldn't help it since he was a legit PTSD trigger for me during the last bit of the Teal Mask and the majority of the Indigo Disk...at least he's back to normal now though.

Anyway, what are you guys' thoughts on Kieran? How did you react throughout his arc? Which look do you like better on him, hair up or down? Feel free to let me know your thoughts on Kieran in the comments below!

[ink-and-fire]

Y'know what I'd like? I'd like for Kazuki and Rei to regress, but in a way that makes them even worse at their jobs as assassins (and also return to their horrible everyday-life habits). I want them failing their mission, maybe getting injured, and almost getting caught every single time they go out on a mission. I want it to be so damn obvious to the organization (and most importantly, Kyu) that getting rid of Miri made it worse. And then, the organization will likely turn on them. The organization will try to take them out, and maybe still try to target Miri, and I want Rei and Kazuki to get fed up with them. Rei will probably have to kill his dad, and maybe Ogino. Either that or officially cut ties with them (though I don't see that being something his dad will just allow).

As for what's going on with Miri, one thing is abundantly clear to me. Her mother is being selfish. And possibly paid-off by Kyu or (less likely) the organization. I want Miri to so obviously miss her Papas, more than she has missed her mom. I want her to ask repeatedly where her Papas are, and get angry and cry when her mother explains that Miri is going to be staying with her now. I want her to stop smiling, stop eating her mother's hamburg steak, and just be so visibly miserable without her Papas that her mom will realize it, and do something selfless for once.

And when Rei and Kazuki get home from overthrowing the organization (and Rei's father), they're surprised to see Miri there, waiting for them with a handwritten note (because let's be honest, that is totally how she'd be returned to them, her mother's track record in mind). And then they will be a big, happy family and never have to worry about anything ever again. The end. :)

[ihatebrainstorm]

what bots would you put in a blender (both /neg & /pos) ?

Pos:

Brainstorm :) Reason: to pay for his many crimes

Thundercracker but not Buster, reason: he deserves a good blending

Ratchet, reason: would probably be good for his ol' metal bones

Glamrock Freddy, reason: he squishy in my mind, I wonder if he'd just bounce around in the blender

Misfire, reason: I dunno, he might taste like raspberry

Ravage, reason: If you throw in Ravage, the rest of the casettes and Soundwave might jump in too- 6+ for the price of one

Drift, reason: I wanna see if his blades can beat the blender's blades

Neg:

Getaway.

Springtrap, reason: he killa da kids

Overlord, reason: he killa da bots

Tarn, reason: I wanna try and see him talk his way out of this one when I can't hear him over the sounds of the blender

Cyclonus: not because I hate him (I love him a lot), but to compare his blade breaking results with Drift's in the positive blender

[guardian-angle22]

Appreciation Post for TK Strand’s Too Nice for the Y Sweater

[glitzydiamondgrl]

The plot line with M&M from Unhappy Campers actually could have been so fun to watch, honestly. I mean a murder mystery at a summer camp of all places? With Millie finally getting some attention? Shame the actual episode is just fanservice, and M&M acting like ooc dumbasses. Millie literally finds their target instantaneously, but we never see him again till the end of the episode. WTF???

I just don't get why the episode wastes so much time on Mil & Mox seeking validation from random pre-teens of all people instead of showing them doing their job.

[irbcallmefynn]

hi, I've seen you and one other say this before, and I'm not really sure why. what's so wrong with Changed? is it something with the game itself, or is there something up with the creators? I played it a good three years ago (it's kinda what made me realize I'm a furry), and I haven't really immersed myself in any news or anything about it or the creators, nor have I seen anything from a cursory internet search, so I'm very confused.

It's nothing with the creators, it's purely gameplay issues. It's just generally boring, repetitive, and the main focus of the game, getting TF'd into things, is a bad thing, it's losing! The game calls itself "hard" but it's really not. The puzzles are just repetitive and the solutions are needlessly convoluted. That's not hard, that's annoying. It distracts you with the prospect of TF, and you forget that your playing a shitty RPG maker "Puzzle" game (which is honestly more of a walking simulator).

Admittedly, I haven't actually played the game, but I've seen enough about it and had a chat with a friend about the game's issues. These were just some of the things wrong with the game. I haven't even touched on the story (or lack thereof). Also I don't want to say any more out of fear of the fan base eviscerating me (but let's be real, if you're a Changed fan you're probably only in it for the characters, not the gameplay ;3)

[plinko-mori]

I want to do something with you all!

I'll share a poem I did and you'll say who do you think fits the best, like who do you think would say all those things

My Dear Friend

The day will come, my dear friend The day I will see you again The day will come, my dear friend Even if everything has an end

No matter how many days are left We'll always be together, forever No matter what, my dear friend Our friendship has no end

There's no problem if you die Or if one of us falls apart No matter what, my dear friend We'll always be at each other's side

Many years have gone by But I've never seen you again But don't worry, my dear friend I'll remember what you said

You will always be at my heart Even if you are not physically at my side The day will come, my dear friend Don't let me, alone, fall apart