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and the lesbian polycule cheered
#king of the lesbians or whatever#sorry dan you've lost him to the majority of your own audience#how the turns have tabled#dan and phil#dnp#phan#amazingphil#phil lester#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#my gifs
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Julien Baker being THE rockstar boyfriend of all time
#julien baker#jb#king julien#lesbian#masc leaning#masc lesbian#lgbtq#lgbtq musicians#boygenius#queer musicians#lgbtq community#queer community#i’m so in love with her#aaaaaa#she’s sooooo#whatever she wants#rockstar boyfriend#rockstar girlfriend#rockstar gf
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I’m reading Witch King by Martha Wells, and now that I have read more than one (1) series by this author, I have been suddenly brained with a two-by-four sharpied over with “realizing that I really enjoy novels by Martha Wells because they live in the specific niche created by the intersection of casually and thoroughly queer casts and non-romance storylines”
I am as ever a sucker for non-human main characters struggling with their very human feelings, which is why I jumped on Witch King the moment I saw “the author of Murderbot wrote another book with a main character that’s non-human,” but I live in this dichotomy where I can really enjoy reading queer romances but I don’t really identify with non-ace characters (which is not actually something I figured out how to differentiate until I was Last Week Years Old). so there are lots of books out there that I enjoy reading but it’s comparatively rare for me to read something that feels like it was written For Me and Martha Wells does that very well
anyway, give me more ace it-pronouns human-spliced robot main characters and people-eating demons who consider rank over gender when finding new bodies to inhabit
#text posts#martha wells#witch king#personal#her castes and universes are also very culturally and ethnically diverse but I've had ace-ness on the mind lately#so it was relevant to my ongoing thoughts#I never really read books that are advertised as specific types of diversity representation#especially with queer books what I like to read is books that are very queer but aren't ABOUT being queer#so I tend to steer clear when people are like read this the mc is a nonbinary lesbian witch without even really saying what the plot is#but martha wells writes books that are queer and brown and INFLUENCED by being queer and brown but#the characters still get to have their stories be ABOUT whatever fun sci fi fantasy shenanigans are ongoing#((inb4: this is my preference not an overal value judgment))#((I just want to read the same books I read when I was a little kid and have them just ALSO be lovingly diverse))#((and I only really read SFF))#in other news I was trying to figure out how to name my flavor of ace#and then I looked up the difference between demi and gray#and I realized gray is what I am looking for#very very dark gray
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i love all the new-age queer pop girls who do charity work by making Actually gay music that sounds like it was ripped straight from 2012, to compensate for how straight-dominated the music scene was during that time.
#it is so spectacular to listen to women singing about women in mainstream music#it was made for me and me only#i did not endure a decade of 1 mainstream hayley kiyoko song + whatever katy perry had going on for nothing#i so deserve this#gone are the days of having to pretend taylor swift was talking about women in her music#maybe that's why so many people think she's a lesbian#because they spent their childhoods projecting their own queerness onto her music#that doesn't justify it though#people should stop theorizing that#renee rapp#king princess#rina sawayama#girl in red#peach prc#.#gothihop speaks
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u know...the more i think about it the more convinced i am that jaskier is going to have the messiest dirtiest gay sex on screen in season 3...no i'm kidding but seriously i am convinced they're gonna let him be fruity next season
#i mean there's that possible script that RI had ages ago#where's there's the king maybe flirting with him?#there was a lot of ifs and maybes but everyone seemed convinced it was jaskier#and then with blood origin it's like they're trying to ease us (ease the homophobes) into the idea of the bard fucking men (himself)#before he gets on his knees and sucks dick in s3#see if i get bisexual bard AND lesbians next season...#i'm not saying it'll make up for whatever else is sure to disappoint me but it'll be gosh darn close#the witcher#jaskier
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sorry queen but a cheater is a cheater is a cheater and that's not a label i easily let go of
#obviously extenuating circumstances#but i don't mean i was traumatized and repressing my feelings blah blah staying with the safe choice#so u were an asshole.#so u obviously don't care enough about the person ur dating to stop for a second and actually think about the consequences of ur actions#and the fact that she didn't even acknowledge what she did#and just happily ended up with her man and her ex APOLOGIZED?#pick up ur head king ur crown is falling#and yes this is a major reason why i refuse to even support ronance#like it's my personal opinion and i'm not stopping people from shipping who they like#but i also want to get my thoughts out there scream into the void or whatever#as a lesbian from a small town i'll tell u i would certainly not date a girl who cheated on my best friend#so don't pull that argument on me#it just feels evil to me#like can't steve have ONE thing like ONE person in his corner#why make him constantly apologize and have to give way when he's done like. nothing wrong#first of all he was reclaiming queer duh#and he was right to be pissed#i get that it's two attractive girls and one is canonically gay#but ur reaching
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POV: spotify trying to figure out what the fuck type of music to recommend to me when my main playlist includes metal, alt z, a good bit of punk, like one or two pop artists who focus on completely different subgenres, at least 3-5 different subgenres of rock, this one chill indie band i discovered one night, and my top artist which has consistently been this obscure as fuck revenge pop artist
#the correct answer is always more rock but alas. spotify is never right.#the only time spotify recommendations have been good is when it introduced me to KiNG MALA for the first time.#because it used ‘she calls me daddy.’ and i’m a raging lesbian. other than that it’s predictions have always been hella off#grace being stupid#text post#personal#no id#music#spotify#grace won’t shut up about her favorite musicians#yeah sure music tag whatever
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Mario Kart 8
#mario kart#mario kart 8#king boo#dry bones#bowser jr#boy inkling#girl inkling#idfk how peeople tag them i dont go here#splatoon#super mario#stim#stimmy#stim gif#stim gifs#visual stim#my uploads#my gifs#endo safe#feel free to tag as kin/headmate/FO/whatever if it makes you feel that way#mspec lesbian safe
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There is nothing appealing - I repeat nothing appealing whatsoever - about a women pretending to be a man. It's not entertaining. It’s not fun. It’s not interesting.
So I have zero interest in drag kings and the vast majority of lesbians don't either. Fun fact: the only time I ever met a woman who was a drag king herself, she was bisexual (but calling herself gay of fucking course).
#drag king crap isn't cool or edgy or whatever#it's boring#most lesbians find it boring too#and obviously heterosexuals do too but for other reasons
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I can't make a noble OC that actually acts like a noble to save my life, because when I do they're poked fun at by my other noble OCs or made to be genuinely unlikeable jdsihufih
#looking directly at how Cervus is my ideal high-class character#SPECIFICALLY because he HATES being a king and was born to suffer the role so he abuses his privileges at every turn#and does whatever the fuck he wants to shoot down other royal and noble bullshittery#he's a walking contradiction that's trying to get his country to buy into Socialism suidyug7iyufg#also SHII and Reaper are runners-up because they blatantly refuse to act noble and hate being forced by birth into that shit#SHII only still does the meetings and other boring noble stuff because he has to at the moment with his position#Reaper doesn't even bother she only touts being the family head when she wants to boss her family around#which is almost never because she's never around and is too busy being a murder lesbian in the middle of the woods in isolation#once they defect though they basically become just some mercenaries with a reputation and they couldn't be happier#Vitality also only did the noble things and stuff out of necessity until he defects with them too then he just returns to doing sex work
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King Julien!! 🙇♀️🙇♀️ (I’m in love)
#julien baker#boygenuis#king julien#boygenius#lgbtq#lesbian#masc lesbian#queer artist#queer musicians#lgbtq musicians#not strong enough#whatever she wants
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godzilla is an asexual genderfluid icon 🤟
#bc in some movies godzilla lays eggs right. but is also called king of the monsters#and the romance w mothra...LISTEN. the gays love godzilla#(the monster not my cat obviously)#(but if my cat IS genderfluid or gay i obviously support her <3)#there r a lot of animals that can just change their sex at will and godzilla is 1 of them. if ur like me and consider every peice#of godzilla media canon this is the case#its more fun this way#i was looking at the giant godzilla funko with longing again. i deserve it. like if i get myself anything for xmas or ask for anything..#its SO cute its not ugly like 90% of funkos and it has a mouth and personality and all#godzilla#sanchoyorambles#btw this is not a super serious post. hc godzilla as whatever u want#we all love funky lizert regardless#and all the media seems to have contradictions or diff takes anyway yk#so me saying genrfluid is bc a lot of ppl/movies just have so many diff takes#i think its fun if godzilla changes it up any all the takes r valid#it is 3 AM and i am reading godzilla articles instead of writing for nano pls . help me#godzilla could also be a lesbian i think (i am a lesbian and i am projecting)#(but the vibes with mothra...its truely butch/femme dynamics iswear to god)
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when the crowd at a gig is majority queer you know you have good taste
#I’m not talking abt ur standard queer gals for Mitski and gay guys for gaga or whatever#this is about Sudan archives#on this specific occasion#warpaint also has a lot of lesbians in the crowd#and princess nokia was a v queer crowd#it’s so weirdly validating#cos none of these artists r stereotypically queer listening#like it’s not king princess I’m talking abt
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We didn’t get the Crowley and Abaddon worsties backstory because of course we didn’t but I am still intrigued
#If anyone tries to say it’s because they’re “bitter exes” or whatever I’ll scream. First of all don’t reduce Abaddon to that#Second of all Crowley is a homosexual in this house.#Frankly Abaddon is a lesbian too so. There.#Personally I think Crowley just passively annoys the hell (heh) out of her just due to his personality#Though I enjoy the clarification that Abaddon is “legitimately” pissed lol. She is ACTUALLY mad about this so maybe it is more personal#Maybe he really slighted her once over something. Or maybe it really is just the fact that THAT guy is king of hell and not her#Idk it’s neat to think about#My posts#Crowley spn#Abaddon spn
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okay tumblr heres the deal. im a real dipshit. a real idiot. i really didnt do this on purpose. i lost my keys to the bottom of my purse for about a week and got them replaced so i have a backup set now but i ended up in the psych ward the second time this ramadan and its so hard to observe ramadan in a goddamn psych ward they want you fasting when the suns down its absolutely insane how christian this "laique" private military hospital is. the fort i have to volunteer at again. monfort. they think im a doctor or something but i have a bs degree in philosphy is what i keep telling them
either way i lost my wallet on the bus going to cash a cheque that was a refund for fucking hockey equipment. i bought a helmet, a bunch of tape, and other gear in time to get to play this winter. the sticks i bought out of pocket i had to buy sticks again lol cause i got rid of them during a move at some point along with my mothers walking stick. i cant keep all your bullshit alive mom and dad. sorry.
so basically donations from the internet are no good and i need a brave asshole in or around ottawa to offer me tissues toilet paper and a pack of smokes. i have weed and idc im the queen of france and everyone is too scared to try anything against me. its the middle of the night and id rather bug tumblr than keep texting my best friend.
sorry im like this i swear i didnt lose the wallet on purpose. theres no money on the card theres small change and the guitar pick i used to make my only lp in high school. it sucks cause i had to rush it and produce it all on my own but its lost media now afaik. idk where my hard drive in is this mess.
i dont wanna put my shit out on bandcamp because i hate the culture of asking ten bucks to download ones music. i get it its only ten bucks but this money is quite precarious around my ass and i dont care about getting tied to a wage. sorry my time is worth more than a wage or a salary and im a communist. i dont want to be the bitch asking a toonie for more eps and lps if i ever go back to the god damn studio. i dont want to be the bitch screaming about labor conditions and space jam bullshit in ottawa. this place is cursed and im like the devil or something. the aliens dont want to tie us up to our own bullshit labor contracts. im sorry the $12 million contract from the aliens is just as bullshit dont take it lmao dont offer it either bozos.
the french owe friendship and solidarity to the anishinaabe and im deeply ashamed no ones been brave eough to play the devil king or queen of france at the end times and end the occupation in palestine already. jesus fucking christ youre all assholes here stop playing jesus all of you little martyrs everywhere anyday we couldve had this.
my problem is im friends with joan of arc and anne frank and my mom is journaling my life because she thinks shes doing me and anne franks crowd a favor by being a zionist. forreal my moms a canadian idiot and i kind of hope she killed herself in shame 15 years ago because oh my god i dont want to talk to her for a couple months again fuck off mom the old regent queen of france needs to go back to bed it isnt even six in the morning the birds are singing but its dark af outside i should eat something
zior park made me cave to kpop again go check out christian and ghost sound of the summer. i miss kpop sorry i had to avoid kpop forever hi christian idiots over on the south side stop playing jesus omg youre such communists anyway wake up bozos.
im like the devil or something. im gonna play fma to get my mom back on october 3rd because i didnt forget, tumblr. i didnt forget you guys. idc if i lose an arm or a leg at this point. my brothers safe in his shell already dont go bugging alexandre. "dont call my name alejandro" means dont blast alex too and lady gaga failed that one so im blasting her. my family couldnt shut up about being work acquaintances and sharing family stories with her? sorry i have to blast my family like this theyre all assholes who wanna find out what happened to my mom anyway. and whoever else died.
and idcc lemme live my life holy shit its so structurally impossible to be myself as an autistic trans woman and the funniest bitch on the planet year after year whats my problem? im an ottawa citizen and i have to live a human life as lucifer. lucina. whatever its lucy now. i liberated hell as a child. they taught me ego death as a fucking toddler. amos daragon escaping hell as a teenager and being anxious? thats really cute that was my last airbender shit before nickelodeon caught on to something really special.
go check out amos daragon and berskerk already. and awakening. i wanna bring back pokemon. the real shadow games. fuck yugioh lol
ive got the madoka wish to end suffering in my pocket and ive had it for a long time. i cant believe we lost lauren. she was my homura. im so sorry lauren. rest in peace. please dont try to stop me its okay. ily. no shit i thought i was sayaka all along im like that. ill throw my soul gem into traffic watch me. i hate saying that line so much especially in this town its worse than inshallah. thats trudeaus dad saying hell put security on every mp during the october crisis. enjoy 2024. i hope the leafs win the cup in four years so hell can freeze over already i miss my odrs!! bring back the canal for more than a few days at a time! please?? anyone!? wake up!
#fire emblem#pokemon#montreal to madrid#lady lamb#anyone wake up!!!!#alison from orleans you devil someone go bug ali she showed me this website#this is her backyard i took over hello the internet you needed a special corner and i fucking found it tysm tumblr ily tumblr i cant lose u#ali wake up you might be the more restrained jealous wrathful bitch here but i think the war on ukraine is on you and i dude#forreal stop it with russian agent bullshit wake the fuck up and read lenin#whats the story with anastasia and the shotguns do you want me to tell it id rather ask her in person you know how it is#pokemon go to the polls? that was funny#lemme show you#pokemon go conquest#ottawa#montreal#toronto#cataraqui#idc ill make it a fan game with my friends if nintendo doesnt offer it to us anyway#watch the awakening cutscenes on youtube if you havent played awakening#im lucina wake the fuck up ali and i wished marth would get to be a chick already that was amazing thank you kyubeys at nintendo#that was alisons wish. the ukranian from my siblings school. the lesbian i was bearding with in college. yeah of course#she showed me tumblr how do you think this was gonna end anyway im not letting go of this thing and i bet neither is she#find her!! shes with the fire emblem crowd#lucina was her wish and shes a magical girl and a half this one. shes got a degree in translation now#we met learning german together at uottawa#lady lamb at lamoureux already fuck off other ali we were in arts thats the stairwell to hell#pokemon go conquest alreadyyy#from the malbaie to gaspé to winsor and thunder bay! give us pokemon already!!#(im handing out pokemon cards like no tomorrow joan of arc likes pokemon more than yugioh the king of games is back motherfuckers)#i cant wait to play the rat deck on my friends three blue eyes white quacavals or whatever the fuck the duck starter is called
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