Masterlist ☆
Link to my AO3 here
RULES <-
Valentine's Event 2024
Bungo Stray Dogs
Clogging their toilet
Bsd men when their GF queefs
Bsd men who could/nt handle a long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend
Most likely to show their dick on a live stream (twitch streamer AU)
Viagra
Leftovers
most to least likely to sell you crypto/NFTs
Top 5 scared of women
Telling them you're gay
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Hunting Dogs
ADA
Special Abilities Division
DOA
Port Mafia
The Guild
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Jujutsu Kaisen
Gojo
Sugardaddy!Gojo kicks you out of his apartment after he reunites with his BF Geto
Nanami
Stalking Nanami in an attempt to make him your sugar daddy (yeah idk)
Magic and Muscles
Can I kiss you?
Kaldo Gehenna
Happy Birthday
There was only one bed [Valentine's Event 2024]
Pregnancy Cravings
Everybody talks
Orter Madl
There was only one bed [Valentine's Event 2024]
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GIVE THIS MAN A PODCAST IMMEDIATELY, HIS CONVERSATIONS ARE SO HIGH BROW THEY CANNOT BE CONTAINED
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seeing well meaning people reblog shit about my local area that is not only factually wrong but likely a scam
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something something a fanfic in which Ian is best friends with Yevgeny and then he timetravel and falls in love with his best friend's father.
I like to think that in this version he was raised by Clayton cause Monica obviously couldn't, and canonlike she wasn't in the picture much. He then lives with his father, stepmother and siblings but doesn't quite fit with them. Yev was raised by Svetlana and never knew his father cause he left when Yev was a baby.
When Ian travels back he is saved by Mandy. He says he's a Gallagher and she's like "I know the Gallaghers but I never saw you!". He's introduced to his "cousins" who immediately take he in like a brother? Who he is cause of Monica.
Then because of Mandy he gets to know Mickey and younger Svetlana and baby Yev and it is extremely fucked but... my dick's in your dad mouth, sorry Yev!
Gallavich: they start as friends cause Ian quickly hits off with Mandy, and soon Ian gets to understand the difficult situation that led to Yevgeny's conception and why Mickey probably left them when Yev was still a baby. Then, feelings come along and Mickey's deep in the closet but Ian's nothing if open-minded so with time it works out. Ian doesn't lose interest even though Mickey has a wife and baby, he isn't scared off easily, and Yev Svet and Mandy all like him so that's a turn on. Ian likes older guys so the fact that Mickey's an old soul in a hot young body who listens to dad music and is grumpy is what attracts Ian.
The future is forever altered. Ian now actually has a family of Gallagher's he actually likes and fits. Ian came along so Mickey never left the picture and now Yev was raised with his father around. Which changed the way Yev grew up to be, so he's not the version Ian knew, but that's alright cause then Ian gets to meet him again. And yes, they end up being best friends all the same, after all, Yevgeny watch the type of cartoons and listens to the kind of music and plays the same videogames Ian grew up with so they're very close.
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Did everyone else know that you can just buy crypto on the venmo app
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Is there a way to undo all the work crypto miners are doing? Like, inside the metaphor of mining, is there a way to fill a mine with rocks?
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Really not sure why new tumblr accounts/tumblr scammers are so obsessed with learning my location. You want me so bad it makes you look stupid. You wanna sell my data so bad you're wetting your fucking pajamas. You want me to buy into your mlms & schemes so bad you're practically shitting bricks. It's silly & quite annoying having my dms clogged up with nonsensical bull shit.
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The older I get, the more I understand old people who wilfully refuse to learn new things. If it's important for my survival or will make things easier, I'll give it a go, but I'm not learning what the latest social media thing is or what a game franchise that doesn't interest me actually is. I only have brain space for so much, and some of it is reserved for stuff I passively absorb and then have no idea how I know it.
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Any idea what kind of mineral bitcoin is? Also why would a dwarf need to use what I’m assuming is a remote control to mine instead of just going into the caves themselves?
You know, Management was actually working on something like this. We bankrolled an autonomous drone design that fulfills the basic requirements of mining and can be remotely controlled by a skilled Dwarven operator. It could climb walls, drill indefinitely, shoot, scan, and even hover for short distances.
Ultimately, though, it turns out employee morale TANKS when we’re not actually putting you all down in the mines. We tried to set up some sort of a monthly retreat in a crystal mining resort, but costs were starting to mount and it was cheaper to keep you all in the mines.
Still, know what you could have had.
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