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sameschmidtdiffname · 3 months
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"God doesn't have favorites" idk man we're getting FNaF 2, LiS 2 for lesbians this time, new Hunger Games and Chappell Roan. I feel very favorable rn
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judasgot-it · 1 year
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Masterlist ☆
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Link to my AO3 here
RULES <-
Valentine's Event 2024
Bungo Stray Dogs
Clogging their toilet
Bsd men when their GF queefs
Bsd men who could/nt handle a long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend
Most likely to show their dick on a live stream (twitch streamer AU)
Viagra
Leftovers
most to least likely to sell you crypto/NFTs
Top 5 scared of women
Telling them you're gay
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Hunting Dogs
ADA
Special Abilities Division
DOA
Port Mafia
The Guild
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Jujutsu Kaisen
Gojo
Sugardaddy!Gojo kicks you out of his apartment after he reunites with his BF Geto
Nanami
Stalking Nanami in an attempt to make him your sugar daddy (yeah idk)
Magic and Muscles
Can I kiss you?
Kaldo Gehenna
Happy Birthday
There was only one bed [Valentine's Event 2024]
Pregnancy Cravings
Everybody talks
Orter Madl
There was only one bed [Valentine's Event 2024]
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starsstillshine · 8 days
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they said oh we got that disney money now 🙂‍↕️ season 7, production to the 10s
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trainwrecksys · 26 days
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GIVE THIS MAN A PODCAST IMMEDIATELY, HIS CONVERSATIONS ARE SO HIGH BROW THEY CANNOT BE CONTAINED
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hikiclawd · 1 year
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sorry for disappearing for a minute i timetraveled back to 2020
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rotzaprachim · 10 months
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seeing well meaning people reblog shit about my local area that is not only factually wrong but likely a scam
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something something a fanfic in which Ian is best friends with Yevgeny and then he timetravel and falls in love with his best friend's father.
I like to think that in this version he was raised by Clayton cause Monica obviously couldn't, and canonlike she wasn't in the picture much. He then lives with his father, stepmother and siblings but doesn't quite fit with them. Yev was raised by Svetlana and never knew his father cause he left when Yev was a baby.
When Ian travels back he is saved by Mandy. He says he's a Gallagher and she's like "I know the Gallaghers but I never saw you!". He's introduced to his "cousins" who immediately take he in like a brother? Who he is cause of Monica.
Then because of Mandy he gets to know Mickey and younger Svetlana and baby Yev and it is extremely fucked but... my dick's in your dad mouth, sorry Yev!
Gallavich: they start as friends cause Ian quickly hits off with Mandy, and soon Ian gets to understand the difficult situation that led to Yevgeny's conception and why Mickey probably left them when Yev was still a baby. Then, feelings come along and Mickey's deep in the closet but Ian's nothing if open-minded so with time it works out. Ian doesn't lose interest even though Mickey has a wife and baby, he isn't scared off easily, and Yev Svet and Mandy all like him so that's a turn on. Ian likes older guys so the fact that Mickey's an old soul in a hot young body who listens to dad music and is grumpy is what attracts Ian.
The future is forever altered. Ian now actually has a family of Gallagher's he actually likes and fits. Ian came along so Mickey never left the picture and now Yev was raised with his father around. Which changed the way Yev grew up to be, so he's not the version Ian knew, but that's alright cause then Ian gets to meet him again. And yes, they end up being best friends all the same, after all, Yevgeny watch the type of cartoons and listens to the kind of music and plays the same videogames Ian grew up with so they're very close.
#How do time travelers solve the documentation issue? I'm not sure. there would have to be research in order to write this fic.#but if there was someone who would know how to help Ian it would be Svetlana. hello Russian illegal immigrant?#also. shes the first to find out hes not from there cause Ian knew older Svet but hes only now getting to know younger Svet and he#has absolutely no chill so she figures him out rather quickly and than he proves her right by revealing things she never told anyone before#eventually people have to know hes a time traveler but I like to think every time it happens is in a shitty situation totally non planed#and then theres doubt and he has to try and prove but! effect butterfly things wont happen as they happened before#like he will try and say “this actor will die this year” or “bitcoins are a thing” or “we'll face a pandemic" and... nope. never happens.#and then hes right about the most stupid useless but detailed thing like the whole plot of a movie thats not released yet or like. vaping.#stop im so funny. it will become a family joke thing like Franny and Liam will constantly listen their family say Ian's a time traveler and#and is it true is it a joke why everybodys so serious about it theyre totally messing with us#mickey gives a total of zero fucks i bet. now he gets why ian is the way he is like super optimistic and anxious and super open minded but#like. it changes zero things for him. good for u ian i guess. i would still love u if u were an alien or from another dimension of whatever#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#yevgeny milkovich#svetlana yevgenivna#mandy milkovich#gallavich#ian x mickey#shameless#shameless us#og.#fic idea#honestly “fic idea” is like my best tag
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twilightarcade · 2 months
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anyways wanna hear about what I've been thinking about
#wordstag#Heavily redacted on account of I don't wanna dox myslef#Anyways like yesterday someone was like 'you're prettygood at driving' and I was like. I play a lot of Mario kart. I don't play a lot of#Mario kart that was a flat Lie. Also I hate driving ohhhghhhh my goodod it's like if they made the worst thing ever and if you do bad#Everyone kills you anwyas was thinkingof sending a letter to my friend. But I don't really know how letters work to be real I haven't sent#letter in 5 million years.#next topic was thinking about (not someothonh we would ever do) a gimmicky fundraiser wheee it's like there's goals and at certain#Goals you unlock different things. At 50 bucks we buy [GUY] a new mouse at 100 bucks we make a collectible pin line etc etc#at 200 bucks we do a choreographed dance routine#Next next topic like a bit ago we had an idea to make like#A pet sim but your pet is doomed to die. Pet sim where you outlive your pet#where basically you have a pet yeah and it's like a clicker and you gotta click and upgrade yr clicks ets#all while feeding this pet who's life span is only limited by how much money you make#and it was like. A slow decline yknow. The prices of everything gets higher snd eventually you can't afford to feed your pet yknow#something of a tragedy. You can keep playing but your pet won't be there anymore#and like at some point you don't have time to play with your pet anymore because you need to focus on making money#I told my friend this (golf friend) and she was like. You're insane. Horribly crudeidea but that was also the point?#What message about society or whatever the shit is there? I dontknow bro.#there r two endings one ending where your pet dies sad and you live on (you have like a taxes you pay rent or some shit#So you loose money and if you can't pay rent you die. Or something like that it isn't that thought through#then the other ending is like everyone dies forever but you died playing with your pet so. Peace and love on planet earth#Anywyas um. I've gotta head to bed man. Or they're gonna Get Me#I don't think I'm going to but. ominous.#dude the computer is loud as fuck are we mining bitcoin or some shit. Is it usually this loud ?????
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asortafairytale · 4 months
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I haven't checked my e-mail in so long that I'm scared now
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princesskuragina · 24 days
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Did everyone else know that you can just buy crypto on the venmo app
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Is there a way to undo all the work crypto miners are doing? Like, inside the metaphor of mining, is there a way to fill a mine with rocks?
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r0semultiverse · 1 year
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Really not sure why new tumblr accounts/tumblr scammers are so obsessed with learning my location. You want me so bad it makes you look stupid. You wanna sell my data so bad you're wetting your fucking pajamas. You want me to buy into your mlms & schemes so bad you're practically shitting bricks. It's silly & quite annoying having my dms clogged up with nonsensical bull shit.
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baetorade · 2 months
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meneatyoghurt · 1 year
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The older I get, the more I understand old people who wilfully refuse to learn new things. If it's important for my survival or will make things easier, I'll give it a go, but I'm not learning what the latest social media thing is or what a game franchise that doesn't interest me actually is. I only have brain space for so much, and some of it is reserved for stuff I passively absorb and then have no idea how I know it.
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drgmissioncontrol · 2 years
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Any idea what kind of mineral bitcoin is? Also why would a dwarf need to use what I’m assuming is a remote control to mine instead of just going into the caves themselves?
You know, Management was actually working on something like this. We bankrolled an autonomous drone design that fulfills the basic requirements of mining and can be remotely controlled by a skilled Dwarven operator. It could climb walls, drill indefinitely, shoot, scan, and even hover for short distances.
Ultimately, though, it turns out employee morale TANKS when we’re not actually putting you all down in the mines. We tried to set up some sort of a monthly retreat in a crystal mining resort, but costs were starting to mount and it was cheaper to keep you all in the mines.
Still, know what you could have had.
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yakult-kettle · 4 months
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