#kokichi confession

[random-idiot-writer]

kokichi's letter

NB reader

lol angst and de4th

Hello there Y/N!

If you're reading this now, it means im probably dead.

Everything you'll read in this letter, from this point forward, willl be the truths I have been keeping from everyone...

The truths I have been keeping from you.

Now that I'm dead, the secrets of the Ultimate Supreme Leader shall be revealed to you! Rejoice beneath the magnificent words that lay before you!

These will be my last words to you, and my first truths in a long time. Each words contains nothing but pure truth, and that is not a lie. Dissmiss them as a lie if you want, but just know that I myself is telling the truth. For my dying words, instead of lies, these words are true.

The truth is that I've loved you ever since I've laid my eyes upon you.

That single moment we met, I fell for everything about you.

It's selfish of me, isn't it?

To finally reveal my feelings to you after my death, not letting you reciprocate your feelings to me. After rejecting your own confession.

I know. I know that this is awfully selfish of me. You might have been better than to read this and wallow in regret.

Yet I cannot help but write this down. I want to be able to lay out the hidden truth behind these feelings before my death. As unfair as it may seem, I want you to know, for my last words, that I loved you too.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that I rejected you even as these feelings of mine opposed my every actions.

But I know that you too, understood that we could not be together

Not in this killing game.

Feelings ment weaknesses. Emotions were a hindrance to my plans. And it would ruin any part of my palns

I said that I wanted to win this killing game.

That's what I kept telling myself, at least.

But the truth was not that.

The truth was..

I rejected your confession because it would harm YOU.

Feelings were a weakness and I could not bear to see someone such as you get hurt because of me.

Die because of me.

That was what i was most afraid of.

Love is not welcomed in this wretched, horrible game.

And yet those feelings grew inside me.

Dear y/n,

I love you.

[evercelle]

happy ✌️alentine’s day!! (reads R->L)

[moonelnone]

why do you like cobylu

Luffy being arrested is the funniest thing to me

[danganronpaheadcanons]

Confession: I find it wasn't Angie or Ibuki with the biggest wastes of talents, but rather Kokichi. While music and art are subjective, leadership skills are NOT, yet Kokichi is explicitly standoffish and can barely get anyone to cooperate with him. I love Kokichi as a character but I wish they incorporated his talent into his personality more.

[thelemoncoffee]

hyper specific au that is toooootaly not me projecting go!

au where Saiouma meet online in a fanbase, but that fanbase is actually stupid toxic as fuck. they're young teens of course tho so they are also painfully oblivious to it, as kids who absolutly got internet access to early tend to do

one of them in particular is a fan of the other's work within said fanbase, and they meet because the one who's a fan invited him to a community project a few other fanbase people were working on too. and through working on this project (that goes nowhere btw), they get closer to one another and start to catch feels.

thing is, as they catch feels they also start to notice how absolutly hellish this fanbase they're in is, and decide to kick rocks and go be gay while enjoying a different fanbases instead.

once again this is totally not how me and my partner met, no sir, no projection here.

[dangan-kagura]

Confession: I don’t really understand the shipping with Kirumi and Ryoma. Aside from Kirumi being the tallest of the girls and Ryoma being a little person (which would make them opposite in height) it feels like the whole purpose of this ship is to just be the opposite of what Kirumi did to him, but I don’t see how killing Ryoma would make this a real ship. Even if that wasn’t the case, I can’t think of a scene in the game where they have a moment together apart from the murder.

I’m actually more interested in seeing Kirumi be shipped with either Korekiyo, Shuichi, and maybe Kokichi and Leon.

In Korekiyo’s case, it’s not because they were the culprits, but because Korekiyo showed a lot of appreciation for Kirumi’s actions, such as admiring her lab room, admiring her self-sacrifice in her trial, admiring her motive video and admiring her method of killing and hiding Ryoma’s body. I know he was just observing her to see if she would be worthy for his sister, but I think he would see Kirumi as an exception.

In Shuichi’s case, it does have something to do with Kirumi’s FTEs, but you have to read this headcanon I made for more information.

In Kokichi’s case, well that’s more like a mother and son relationship (I just thought this one would be funny).

In Leon’s case (in a non-despair AU) it’s not that I want to, but in one of Kirumi’s seasonal events in UTDP, Leon asks her to go shopping with him to see if they could find a gift for Kanon. When I first saw it, I had assumed Leon wanted to go on a date with Kirumi without letting her realize it was a date since he’s always trying to hit on girls, like how he said he wanted to be a musician to impress girls like Sayaka. Leon has a few events in UTDP and USC that would hint more of this ship. Also, after their trials, Kirumi and Leon both thought they were just unlucky to be the culprits, and then there’s these two images here.

[simper1]

You and kokichi are chilling out in his room watching boring TV as kokichi said he was bored he comes up with an idea he jumps on top of you and holds your wrist down and making sure you can't move you start to blush harder an harder but kokichi just looks at you in a cute but hot way he starts to kiss you then he starts to move down to your boobs and then he's goes down even more then he start to take you pants and panties off and starts to lick your pussy you start moaning really hard then he roles you over and takes his hard cock out and start to thrust in your ass back and fourth you start to moan "Good girl. " Kokichi saids while he has his cock up in your ass he cums in your ass and pulls out then flips you over and pulls you up by your hair and puts his cock in your mouth

Then he leans his head up a little and starts to moan very softly as your pussy starts to get wet he cums in your mouth and then pulls out but with one final moan then he pushes you down and notices your wet he's says aw your such a bad girl then he plays with your pussy then seconds later he shoves his hard thick cock up your pussy as you moan very loud then he's thrust in you and then moments later you both cum and then he sighs your so fucking hot

[livviem-009]

I have a confession to make. Before shipping Saiouma, I shipped Oumami because I thought it was the rival version of Saimatsu (They both protags aight and I used to ship them and I thought Rantaro was going to have a more rival prescence in the game because he has Nagito poses). Like I noticed Kokichi is more active to end the killing game after Rantaro's death (if his fake tears were actually real then he might have feelings. Also, dearest Rantaro?) and the effigy. Then I realized that I liked Amamatsu more and leaned in more to one-sided feelings on Shuichi's side and one-sided feelings on Kokichi's side. Originally, Saiouma was just a side pairing to complete the set but now i love it.

[bixiaoshi]

everytime i think abt mechamiwa i go a lil bit insane

[yanderehsr]

Had to make another Masterlist because each one can only hold 100 links

Trigger Warning: Yandere, Obsessive behaviour, Possessive behaviour, Clingy behaviour, Manipulation, Kidnapping, Murder, Violence

Shenhe Headcanons

Breaking up with Childe

Jing Yuan, Blade, Luocha and Caelus with Noelle reader

Ayato, Itto and Kafka with a reader who confesses then runs away Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Blade, Kafka and Silver Wolf with attention needy vampire

March 7th, Himeko and Dan Heng with reader that has Silver Wolf powers

Breaking up with Himeko

Lyney, Freminet and Lynette with mermaid reader Part 2

Aether, Kafka and Venti with reader who refuses to eat

Jing Yuan, Dan Heng and Blade with Nilou reader

Blade, Kafka and Silver Wolf with a baker reader

How Silver Wolf, Blade and Kafka celebrate your birthday

Zhongli with an adeptus reader

Neuvillette with a Kafka reader Part 2

Nanook, Imbibitor Lunae and Dan Heng with flirty reader

Tingyun, Navia and Yoimiya with chubby reader

Tighnari, Venti, Freminet and Wanderer with reader who likes taller people

How Himeko will get reader dependant on her

Furina with a clingy reader

Kafka, Hu Tao, Yae Miko and Silver Wolf with a reader who wants a collar with their name on it

Raiden Ei, Furina and Lumine with a reader who makes plushies Part 2

Columbina, Arlecchino and Jing Yuan with a foxian reader

Breaking up with Natasha

Kokomi with a detective reader

Jing Yuan and Luocha fighting over reader

Himeko, Silver Wolf, Stelle and Bronya with Lumine reader who has a breakdown

Furina with willing reader

Breaking up with Diluc

Arlecchino and Kafka with weak reader

Breaking up with Wriothesley

Witch Natasha with Princess reader

Aether, Venti and Kafka with a sick darling

Stelle, Lumine and Paimon with ghost child reader

Zhongli, Dottore, Neuvillette and Tighnari with a reader who doesn't want children

Arlecchino, Natasha, Himeko and Kafka with a reader who dies

Svarog, Luka and Blade with Klee reader Part 2

Blade, Jing Yuan and Topaz with Ghost catcher reader

Asta with Himeko's younger sister reader

Breaking up with Hu Tao, Lyney and Lynette

Kafka and Silver Wolf convincing reader to join Stellaron Hunters

Imbibitor Lunae, Venti and Aether trying to get reader back after a break up Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

Venti, Aether and Wriothesley with an escaped reader

Breaking up with Abyss Prince Aether

Natasha, Yukong and Topaz with a Stellaron Hunter reader

Jingliu, Jing Yuan, Blade and Imbibitor Lunae with a reader who looks like Baiheng

Breaking up with Kazuha and Lisa

Yandere headcanons about Hajime Hinata and Kokichi Ouma

Alhaitham, Signora, Jingliu and Hubert with reader who thinks they are unhappy

Marianne with an outgoing reader

Arlan when his partner gets injured

Yandere Headcannons about Mikan Tsumiki

Wishing happy birthday to Kazuha

March 7th, Stelle, Seele and Tingyun when reader takes a hit meant for them

Albedo fic: Attempt 7497

Bennett, Keqing and Lynx when no one comes to your birthday party

Yandere headcanons about Ayaka

Claude and Dimitri with a reader who's loved one just passed away

Sugar mommy Topaz when you get tired of her being your sugar mommy

Blade, Caelus, Kokichi Ouma and Shuichi Saihara with an idol reader

The power imbalance between reader and Yukong

Sylvain with a fiance reader who grows apart from him

Topaz, Serval and Cocolia with an autistic reader

Blade, Jing Yuan and Luocha with a reader who dies by protecting them

Nagito Komaeda, Junko Enoshima and K1-b0 with an evil reader

Yandere headcanons about Doc

Breaking up with Freminet and Navia

Yandere headcanons about Bernadetta

Yandere headcanons about Argenti

Jing Yuan with a burnt out reader

Jean, Eula and Amber with a knight of favonius reader who wants to quit

Breaking up with Ruan Mei

Comforting Huohuo

Jing Yuan and Yanqing leashing their darling

Yandere headcanons about Dr. Ratio

Ruan Mei, Edelgard, Junko Enoshima and Cocolia, who is most likely to break you

Furina and Hu Tao comforting reader after a break up

Dimitri meeting reader at the goddess tower

Yandere headcanons about Aventurine

Kafka if Elio asked her to kill reader

Yandere headcanons about Firefly

Yandere headcanons about Thoma

Breaking up with Furina and Eula

Paimon reader: Part 15 Part 16 Part 17 Part 18 Part 19 Part 20

Yandere headcanons about Black Swan

Hope you'll enjoy😄

[random-idiot-writer]

Nagito's confession

the gender of reader wasnt really mentioned

TW: Self depreacating thoughts, idk a bit of angst

"I.. love you."

The sudden three words hit struck through your heart as soon as they were spoken. You didn't expect a confession from anyone, and much less Nagito.

His thin, tall figure stood there in a moment of silence after his hesitant confession. He was blushing, anxious, afraid, and looked so fragile that he would break upon the lightest touch. His porcelain, pale skin and soft hair emriched in it's beauty as you stare at it, unable to avert your gaze.

Ever since your first glance at his alluring beauty, you have fallen for Nagito as he had, admiring his beauty, yet not having the confidence to speak about it. You never once understood how he spoke such awful phrases about himself when he was, in your eyes, the epitome of perfection.

After realizing the audacity of the words he had spoken aloud, he hastily tried to retract such words in a panick. "I-I'm terribly Y/N! I truly apologize for such insolence for someone such as I to mention such disgusting feelings torwards one of your talent! I did not expect any feelings being returned to my lowly and disgusting being!-"

There he was again, spinning those self deprecating sentences around in a web, trapping himself in it. If only he saw himself the way you had seen him.

He averted his eyes in shame and looked to the floor. "I have spoke out of turn! I understand how impudent and horrible I am for not uttering words without thought behind it!-"

"Nagito.." You started torwards his frail figure, quivering as his own dreadful thoughts swallowed him.

"I-I truly am a lowly condescending creature that insults this race as a human.. I should have treasured what we already had... I-I" Fumbling with his own words now, a flood of tears rolled down his soft cheeks while his eyes refused to meet your own.

"Nagito!" You cupped your hands around his now damp cheeks, and forced his gaze to meet your own. His pale, emerald eyes stared deep within and you both exchanged countless emotions in that close comtact.

"Just shut up and look at me. Not at the floor, or anything else."

His nervous jittering and shrudders slowly dissipated as he focused on the one thing in front of him.

You.

You smiled, knowing his attention shifted from the web of horrible thoughts, before realizing that it was on you. You were his sense of stability at this moment.

Yet, is that fair?

Although you did return his feelings, what would come out of the relationship from you accepting this confession? You would be his solace if you two hard started dating. With these thoughts, he would basically worship every last morsel of your existence, seeing as he already deems you and the other classmates sacrilegious beings on par with what others would view gods as.

No, such a relationship is unhealthy. You having so much power over his thoughts and actions.

To be able to love someone else.. "You must be able to love yourself first." You hadnt noticed that you had finished that sentence aloud.

As soon as he heard those words, Nagito was faced with reality once more. Of course Y/N would not love him back. How imprudent of him to let himself believe that for even a second. A lump formed in his throat. So these feelings of his wont be reciprocated. They never once-

You brushed your thumb across his dampened, soft cheeks, realizing that he was quivering again. In a way, you had rejected him, and though it would be horribly selfish to reassure him when you were the cause of it, you could not help it. "No, it's not that I don't love you back, it's just that this wont be love if you dont love yourself back as much as you love me. We may still be friends of course, Until your confidence is enough to sustain a more healthy relationship." You ment every single word you said, and you knew he could tell as he searched your eyes for any hint of sarcasm.

Content with his searching, he smiled, accepting the outcome. At the start, he was never expecting anything out of this confession apart from finally stating out his buried feelings.

But now, Nagito has a new friend.

And that changed his life forever.

[il0vewomenz]

Dating Kokichi Oma headcanons ✤

𖹭 || Even before you guys started dating, he would always playfully flirt with you. But you never really took it seriously because it seemed more like he was just messing with your heart.

𖹭 || When you finally confessed to Kokichi, he didn't even react. He already knew that you liked him before you even said anything. At first, he teased you about it, but he eventually accepted your confession.

𖹭 || But don't expect him to suddenly become more honest now that you're dating. He's still a master of deception. He said that 70% of his body is made up of lies after all. If you want to be with him, you have to accept him for who he is. He's not going to change for you.

𖹭 || Sometimes he'll get really close to your face or say some flirty things, but as soon as he sees your embarrassed expression, he'll just laugh it off and back away.

𖹭 || Surprisingly, you were actually the one who kissed him first. He always teased you and pretended like he was going to kiss you, but he never actually did it, so you had to be the one doing the first move.

𖹭 || When Kokichi first announced that you and him were dating, nobody believed him. But then you confirmed it, and everyone's jaws dropped.

"Nee-heehee! See? I wasn't lying! You guys always assume that I am! WAHHHH!"

𖹭 || He would pretend to cry, and you just stood there patiently, waiting for him to finish.

"Y/N, you too?! I thought you loved me..."

𖹭 || As much as you loved him, he could be a real pain sometimes.

𖹭 || But then, out of the blue, he broke up with you. It wasn't because of anything you did wrong. Kokichi had started distancing himself from you, afraid of getting too attached. He didn't want you to get hurt, the hydraulic press is waiting.

𖹭 || And Kokichi behaved like a total jerk when he ended things with you.

"It's really simple, Y/N! I just got bored of you!"

𖹭 || Ouch, that stung.

𖹭 || Deep down, he didn't mean it, but he had to maintain his facade.

[bubblyqueer000]

Hello helloooo. I see you’ve opened up your v3 requests 👀 can we get some Kiibo, Kokichi and/or Nagito with an s/o (she or they pronouns) who’s really intimidating and scary at first but a total softie and super flustered when they’re complimented or flirted with?

Kokichi, Kiibo, and Nagito x Intimidating!Soft!Reader

My first V3 request! I haven't totally gotten through everyone's free time events and I'm not that great at writing Kokichi or Kiibo yet so please bare with me. Love you guys and thanks again for 100 followers!

Enjoy!

Commission me on Ko-Fi! Link in pinned post!

Kokichi Ouma 

♡ Was never all that intimidated by you honestly. Or maybe he was and he was just lying about it. Who knows. Point is, he never let it show. He is the supreme leader of evil, after all. Who would scare him?

♡ That doesn’t mean he wouldn’t pretend to be afraid though. Kokichi would always cry and act like you were bullying him when you told him to stop with his stupid antics.

♡ When he did this you would try to get him to stop crying, making you seem soft and sensitive to him. Then he would probably start teasing you even more. 

♡ “So you weren’t really as intimidating as you pretended. I hate liars!” 

♡ “I wasn’t lying, you annoying little-”

♡ “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH YOU’RE CALLING ME ANNOYING WHEN I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND!! YOU’RE SO MEEEEAN!!!” He wailed. 

♡ “Huh? Hey, wait!” You shouted at him. 

♡ I guess your ‘friendship’ - if you could even call it that - started from there. It was mostly just Kokichi teasing you and you trying not to beat the shit out of him. 

♡ When you finally got together, the teasing definitely didn’t stop. It even kind of intensified when he saw how flustered you got when he flirted with you. 

♡ He’ll try to come up with the cringiest, gushiest things he can make you feel embarrassed. 

♡ He’ll make everyone think that it’s because he likes embarrassing you but deep down, you’re pretty sure that it’s just because he thinks your blushing face is the cutest thing ever! Who knows though. You can never get a straight answer from him (¬､¬)

K1-B0

♡ You two are in the same boat. 

♡ To some he might be intimidating, being a robot, but on the inside, he’s a total softie so he gets it!

♡ Even if you were never scared of him, he was always kind of scared of you. He hadn’t been used to such an intimidating human, and somehow the fact that you were around his age made you even scarier to him. 

♡ He wasn’t really used to the feeling so it made you intriguing to him. 

♡ Hehehe I got the thought that he wouldn’t know how to respond to the feeling and since he found it negative he would think you’re somehow being robophobic to him.

♡ But like I was saying, he was intrigued by you! Kiibo would definitely be the one to confess his feelings because of that, finally letting him see your true nature as a major softie. 

♡ Kiibo wants to try and do all the human couple things. It always really embarrassing to you when he asks to do things like that though. 

♡ “Y/N… I um…” Kiibo would begin, trying to stop his stutters.

♡ “What is it, babe?” You told him, in your regular scary tone.

♡ “Would you want to try cuddling… Like… With me?” He asked. Your head shot up, red flashing to your cheeks.

♡ “Um well.. I- Uh…!” You respond incoherently, trying to figure out what to say. 

♡ The two of you tried cuddling, which as you might imagine, wasn’t the most comfortable thing considering your partner’s metal body, but that wasn’t as bad as the butterflies in your stomach. Nothing had ever made you as nervous as that. Kiibo didn’t seem to mind or notice though so everything was good. :D 

♡ He always tries his best to do all of the things a human couple would so he loves holding your hand, kissing you, and basically any other form of physical affection as long as you don’t mind. 

♡ And his mind doesn’t even seem to process how nervous you obviously are so it’s even better!! We all love you, Kiibo buddy!! 

Nagito Komaeda

♡ Sees your intimidating demeanor as confident and due to that, he finds you inspiring! 

♡ Nagito isn’t the type to show how he’s truly feeling. He doesn’t seem to think that he deserves to show others how he really feels so he never makes it too clear that he’s spooked by you. 

♡ You’d start showing him your true colors when he compliments you. 

♡ “Wow, Y/N! I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who matches you in intensity. People like you make trash like me all the more boring.” 

♡ “I- Um… Well… You shouldn’t… Talk about yourself like that.” You told him, trying to pull yourself together. 

♡ You’d probably have to be the one to tell him your feelings because he wouldn’t really feel he deserves to tell you how he feels. Poor baby, we love you. 

♡ When you two get together though, he worships you, making you super blushy all the time!!

♡ His favorite time to fluster you is when you’re scolding him for the stupid junk that he pulls.

♡ “I can’t believe you did that, you jackass! Do you want everyone here to die? Do you want us all to kill eachother?!” You screamed in his face after a particularly tedious class trial. Nagito just stared at you, with a blank expression, red in the face. 

♡ “You’re very pretty, my hope.” He told you, catching you off guard and turning you into a blubbering mess. 

♡ Nagito is frustrating but… We love him anyways. ┐(´ー｀)┌

[astrowaffles]

Moonlight

General Audiences | JJK Actor AU

“Who did you kiss at midnight?”

“I kissed my wife,” Toji shrugged. “I wasn’t at the New Year’s party, I was at home.”

“Oh, there was a party?”

“How do you think everyone ended up knowing everyone else’s business?” he snorted. “Especially Megumi’s. That poor kid…”

“Everyone keeps mentioning Megumi’s kiss! Do you know who it was?”

“Oh, no, it’s not something I’d ask,” Toji backtracked. “Like I say, I was at home with my wife. I’m really too old to be on this set, I’m probably the oldest by like ten years.”

“Really? How old is Mr Gojo?”

“God, I don’t know. He isn’t thirty yet.”

“And no-one except you is married, is that right?”

“I’ve never asked, but I don’t think anyone else wears a wedding ring,” Toji agreed. “Makes New Year’s all the more fun, eh?”

OR: the cast answer the question: “Who did you kiss at midnight?”

“Who did you kiss at midnight?”

AUTHOR'S NOTE: mechamaru's real name is Kokichi Muta.

“I was under the table eating grapes,” Nobara confessed. “And to be honest, I don’t think it’s worked. I’m still as single as ever, a whole week in.”

“Do you think that’ll change?” the interviewer asked. Nobara laughed.

“Listen, if people don’t want all this-“ she gestured to herself – “then what can we do? They’ll just have to suffer their lonely, empty lives. I’m not suffering, I already have myself.”

“So it’s just a bit of fun?”

“Yeah, I don’t really take these superstitions seriously-“

“-And that’s why she was genuinely distraught that it didn’t work,” Megumi interrupted, handing Nobara a scrunchie.

“Distraught?! I wasn’t distraught!”

“Tie your hair up, you’ve got a fake wound to put on. And yes you were, you were clinging to poor Satoru for dear life. His Versace shirt got wet, and he had to throw it away.”

“Why did he throw away a perfectly good shirt just because it was wet?” Nobara asked, distracted.

“He’s just like that. Are you gonna tie your hair up? We have places to be.”

“But I was talking to the interview lady!”

“No, no, it’s alright,” the interviewer assured them. “I’ll catch up with you later.”

“Hmph.” Nobara dragged as much hair as she could into a ponytail at the base of her skull, and then grabbed Megumi’s arm. “Let’s go then. You’ve probably got fake blood to be dripped on you. You’ve always got fake blood to be dripped on you.”

-

-

“What’s this obsession with kissing people? I think I was with Yu at midnight,” Nanami said, looking thoughtful.

“As in, Yu Haibara?” the interviewer clarified.

“Yeah. I guess it’s confusing, having both Yuji and Yu on set at the same time. And Yuta’s meant to be here soon… Anyway, I’m pretty sure we were watching the countdown – he was talking about otters, I think…?”

-

-

“I kissed my beautiful girlfriend,” Shoko smiled. “It’s going to be a good year this year!”

-

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“It’s a secret,” Gojo winked.

“Does that mean you didn’t kiss anyone?” asked the interviewer cheekily.

Gojo laughed. “You can think whatever you want, honey. I just know I’m not ready to tell the world who I kissed.”

-

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“I kissed Miwa!” Kokichi grinned, arm slung around his girlfriend.

She giggled. “Here’s to another year!”

-

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“Why, are you volunteering?” Toge asked, eyebrow raised.

The interviewer gawped. “What?”

Toge cackled.

“He’s kidding,” Yuta sighed. “I think.”

“I’m kidding,” Toge agreed, wiping a tear from his eye. “I am completely single and not looking to change that, thank you so much.”

“So you didn’t kiss anyone at midnight?” the interviewer checked.

“Not a soul. Would’ve smudged my face paint,” Toge confirmed. “I don’t think many people kissed, but Nobara was definitely eating grapes under the table, so maybe that’ll be different next year.”

“Kokichi did,” Yuta mused.

“He literally has a whole girlfriend, of course he did.”

“Megumi did.”

“Megumi di- MEGUMI DID?!” Toge turned to look Yuta full in the face, horrified. “WHO DID HE KISS?”

“If he hasn’t told you, that means he didn’t want to know,” Yuta shrugged, looking slightly embarrassed. “I probably shouldn’t have told you.”

“If I find out he’s been hiding this on purpose, the little shit-“

“Please mind your language on camera,” the interviewer chided gently.

“My bad. I’m just gonna- gonna go see Megumi for a minute.” Toge swivelled his head around the room, eyeing everyone beadily.

“He’s in the break room,” Yuta said helpfully, and then realised what he’d said. “Whoops.”

“Thanks, Yuta. I knew I could count on you.” With a pat to Yuta’s shoulder, Toge stalked off, looking furious.

Yuta turned back to the camera. “They grew up together,” he explained.

“Did you kiss anyone at midnight, Mr Okkotsu?” the interviewer enquired, clearly desperate to get the interview back on track.

“Who, me?” Yuta rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “Uh…”

“He actually turned down a kiss, can you believe it?!” another voice called, off camera. The camera turned to reveal Maki, still in costume, huge spear over her shoulder. “Oh, not from me,” she added, probably spotting a look on the interviewer’s face. “From one of the costume girls. She was really cute, too…”

“You’re not getting many juicy stories, are you?” Yuta asked sympathetically. “Hmm, who would have a good story…?”

“Where’s Toge? He’d know,” Maki pointed out.

“Just gone to hunt out Megumi.”

“About New Year’s?”

“Yeah.”

“Which idiot told him?!”

“That would be me…” Yuta’s ears turned red at the tips. “In my defence, I thought Megumi would’ve told him!”

“So the good story is Megumi’s, then?” the interviewer asked.

Yuta and Maki looked at each other. “Try someone else first,” Yuta hedged. “Oh look, there’s Toji!”

-

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“I kissed my wife,” Toji shrugged. “I wasn’t at the New Year’s party, I was at home.”

“Oh, there was a party?”

“How do you think everyone ended up knowing everyone else’s business?” he snorted. “Especially Megumi’s. That poor kid…”

“Everyone keeps mentioning Megumi’s kiss! Do you know who it was?”

“Oh, no, it’s not something I’d ask,” Toji backtracked. “Like I say, I was at home with my wife. I’m really too old to be on this set, I’m probably the oldest by like ten years.”

“Really? How old is Mr Gojo?”

“God, I don’t know. He isn’t thirty yet.”

“And no-one except you is married, is that right?”

“I’ve never asked, but I don’t think anyone else wears a wedding ring,” Toji agreed. “Makes New Year’s all the more fun, eh?”

-

-

Yuji turned bright red. “I, uh – I probably need to discuss with them before I tell you anything.”

“Oh, I see. Was it one of your fellow cast members?”

“Yeah, it was.”

“Don’t worry, you haven’t given us any clues – loads of them are near your age!”

He laughed nervously. “That’s true enough. Someone else might have a better story. I don’t know who’s on set today? It’s definitely Yuta’s day, but his story is boring – did you know he turned down five offers and spent the countdown trying to catch olives in his mouth that Toge was throwing? I don’t know if-“

“You’re rambling,” said Nobara, from her spot on the floor behind. “And it was the other way around. Toge was catching the olives.”

“Oh, of course. Yuta doesn’t even like olives. Anyway-“

“I think Geto’s next door,” Nobara offered. “He definitely kissed someone at midnight.”

-

-

“Oh, I did kiss someone, I’m just not saying who,” Geto laughed. “It was someone famous.”

“One of your cast mates?”

“Mhm. Really, though, there’s loads of them, so that’s not any more information than you started with.”

“Can you give us a clue?”

“Absolutely not. They’d sue me.”

“You’re quite open about your sexuality; was it a man?”

“Absolutely it was a man! But again, there’s only one or two women in this cast, so that doesn’t really help much.”

“You should probably bear in mind we’re asking everyone on set today who they kissed at midnight.”

“And if he’s not on set today?”

“Well, there is that…”

“I wouldn’t really mind if you did find out, I’m not quite on that level of fame yet. It wouldn’t affect me much, since I’m not an idol anymore. It might kill him, though – not his career! He just might die of embarrassment.”

“In that case, we’ll leave you! I’m sure the fans will find out sooner or later.”

“They do have some scary powers,” Geto agreed. “Why don’t you find Megumi? He kissed someone, I think.”

-

-

Eventually, the cameras found Megumi and Yuji whispering in a corner together. When the interviewer waved at them, Yuji’s eyes widened like a deer in the headlights. He started whispering furiously to Megumi; the interviewer respectfully kept the microphone away until they’d finished.

“Mr Itadori has already answered this question,” she began.

“Oh, I heard,” Megumi nodded. Yuji winced.

“Oh, um – is this a bad time, then?” the interviewer hesistated.

“No, no, it’s okay,” Megumi shrugged. “I think we’ve come to our conclusion.”

“Wonderful!” the interviewer smiled, clearly extremely confused. “In that case, who did you kiss at midnight, Mr Fushiguro? Did you kiss anyone at all?”

“I did kiss someone. I kissed Yuji.”

Silence.

“Okay, I know I said you could say it, but that sounded really awkward-“

“Shut up, Yuji, I think she’s gone into shock.” Megumi put his hands on the interviewer’s shoulders, trying to get a sense of her breathing rate without getting too close.

“Oh my god. Try to reassure her while I find a first aid person,” Yuji said, before thinking better of it. “Wait, no. I’ll reassure her, you find a first aid person.”

Megumi rolled his eyes, but speed-walked off to find someone to help. Meanwhile, Yuji calmly reassured the interviewer that everything was fine, nothing had gone wrong, everything would be okay.

Neither of them were entirely sure why exactly she was so shocked.

-

-

“-So basically, she expected me to say Mai or something,” Megumi shrugged. “I think. I don’t think anyone’s really sure, but it was the surprise that got her. She’s not homophobic or anything.”

Next to him, the interviewer smiled. “Absolutely not! I think it’s lovely that you two have gotten so close over your time on set. I hope we see more moments in season two!”

Yuji thought about this. “I mean, I guess there is? Mainly, season two is-“

“THAT’S WHERE YOU ARE!” someone yelled. There was a loud crash, and the door burst open; Toge, hair released from its gel-inflicted helmet, face paint smudged into a blue beard, careened into the room and skidded to a stop just behind Megumi. “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU’D KISSED-“

“I’m kind of in the middle of something,” Megumi pointed out. “Can you leave?”

“I’M SO BETRAYED RIGHT NOW,” Toge continued, steamrolling right over Megumi. “AND YOU KISSED YUJI? TALL-WOMAN-WITH-A-BIG-ASS YUJI??”

“Megumi’s tall! Ish,” Yuji defended, making Toge jump.

“My bad, bro,” he said. “I didn’t realise you were here.”

“Clearly,” Megumi huffed.

“Does Satoru know about this?”

“…No….”

“You told the internet before you told Satoru??”

“We were gonna tell him before this came out!”

“Oh my god, he is gonna kill you,” Toge said gleefully.

“Who’s gonna kill who?” someone else asked. A mop of white hair peeked round the door. “Are we still doing interviews right now?”

“Uh oh,” said Yuji.

“Uh oh,” Toge agreed, grinning madly.

Megumi stared at the sunglasses slowly making their way around the doorframe. “I’m gonna have to tell him now, aren’t I.”

“Yes.”

“Tell me what?” asked Gojo, stepping fully into the room. “It can’t be that bad. Like, what ridiculous thing could you possibly tell me?”

“Maybe that he kissed Yuji?!” Toge interrupted before Megumi could even open his mouth.

“Thanks, man,” Megumi said sarcastically.

“Is that true?” Gojo asked, still calm.

“…Yes.”

There was a long pause.

Gojo opened his mouth, then closed it again. He stared closely at Megumi, who stared back. Then he stared closely at Yuji, who looked more and more terrified by the minute.

Eventually, Gojo decided to break the tense silence.

“If you get pregnant, I’m not financing it.”

“WHAT?!”

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[thesongmachine]

Can I request Junko, Nagito, and Kokichi with S/O who is like BEN Drowned from Creepypasta?

I was such a creepypasta kid lmao- I love this request, hope you enjoy! :] I decided to make it so the reader has a similar personality and appearance to ben drowned

Junko, Nagito, and Kokichi x Ben Drowned! Reader

Junko

You two are like the perfect match-

She's a pure sadist, so are you..

Its pretty much a match made in heaven

When you two first met she was kind of freaked out

(Im pretty sure it was your appearance)

Sometimes though your personality's will clash, which leads to arguments sometimes

But dont worry!! You guys kiss and makeup like 10 mins soo... yay!

She also finds you kind of useful for her killing games or just her work in general-

She feels like her work goes much smoother with you around

She likes letting you torture her victims every once in a while

ORR if its fashion work then she likes having you around too

You do all sorts of jobs for her

She honestly really admires your sadistic nature, she finds it very entertaining

Nagito Komeada

He actually thinks your so cool-

He's also super mesmerized and just thinks to himself

'how did i bag a crazy bitch like this... im in love'

He finds your sadistic personality very attractive

When you first met him he was so crazy abt you

You thought he was fucking insane

'bro what is this FREAK talking to me about... why is he kinda...'

You kinda toyed around with him at first

You found it fun tbh

After a while you fell for him and BOOM!

You guys are dating now yay

He never really minded your appearance, considering he thinks extremely lowly of himself

So your crazy appearance never really bothered him

Kokichi Ouma

He finds you REALLY entertaining

When you two first met he never really interacted

He just sat back and watched you mess with the others

Thats when he found out he was kinda into you

He would always tease you about your appearance but you never really minded

You got a BIT defensive at first but after a while it became your little thing

He would say something about you? Then you would make a comment back, it was just common for you two-

You two both started dating but like... Neither of you even knew it???

You had talked to him about it and it was pretty much a confession

(Even though you deny it to this day)

He def teased you about it

Everyone else is like SUPER creeped out by your relationship

But yall dont care

You guys are def the cutest there 100%

[dangan-kagura]

Confession: When I first started getting into the series’ fandom, I didn’t think yaoi would be a popular topic. I didn’t think there were fans who weren’t interested in the fanservice stuff for the female characters and are instead interested in shipping Nagito and Kokichi with the protagonists. I didn’t think fans would headcanon them as being gay.