ROMEO & JULIET ────
pairing nrk x fmr warnings cursing wc 530
this story is so cringey to me i literally gagged at the last line
“my head hurts i can’t do this,” riki groans, sinking back into his chair.
“oh please, we’re literally only halfway through the fifth scene of the first act,” you chide, bonking his knee, “pick up your book again,”
“this is so ass,”
“what!?” you gasp, “romeo and juliet is so good,”
“of course you would think that,” he teases, turning to look at you, “miss literature nerd,”
“oh screw you mr. haven’t picked up a book since book club in fifth grade,” you snap back, “i’m sacrificing my time to tutor you, so stop complaining and read,” riki grumbles, but he relucatnatly picks up the book again, flipping through it with obvious boredom.
“okay,” you sigh, “how about this? let’s read the lines aloud and act them out, you’ll remember them better,” riki shrugs, “you’re romeo, i’m juliet. now read,”
“if i. . .profane with my. . .unworthiest hand? This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this,” riki starts off awkwardly, “romeo takes juliet’s hand?”
“no dumbass, those are the stage directions,” you laugh, “like this,”. you reach over to riki, grasping his hand with one of your own, as you hold the book with your other. you nod for him to continue, not taking note of the red blooming across his cheeks.
“my uhm, lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand. To smooth that rough touch with a tender. . .kiss?”
“good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much. Which mannerly devotion shows in this,” you raise your interlocked hands, letting go so that you can place your palm against his. “For saints have hands that pilgrims’ hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmer’s kiss,”
"what the hell does that even mean? why are we talking about pilgrims? is it thanksgiving?? what are holy palmers? holy hands?” riki asks.
“they’re using religious talk to show the purity of their love,” you tell him, “read your footnotes riki, pilgrims as in worshippers. and the holy palmers are when priests put their hands together to pray. come on, keep reading,”
“Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?” riki furrows his brows, the words all jumbled in his head. he glances at your hand, still touching his own.
“Ay pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer,” you watch as riki grimaces, and you can practically see the gears turning in his head as he tries to make sense of the story.
“O then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do. They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair,”
“Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake. Come on, we’re almost done,”
“Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take,” riki looks up at you before his eyes go wide in alarm and he flushes red.
[He kisses her]
You meet his eyes, and burst out into laughter at his face. “did you just think we were gonna kiss?” protests explode from his mouth, and he sputters.
“no i—”
“it’s okay you were just in character, romeo,” you tease, “keep this up and i might have to give you a real kiss as a reward,”
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HOW TO BLOCK TAGS:A PSA
Hi there buddy chum pal friend buddy bro homie amigo (gender neutral) !
I see you don't like a certain tag. Let's learn how to BLOCK IT!
This goes hand in hand with my recent post, and I felt like I should share this for my peeps so y'all can be safe out there.
Only you can prevent cringe shit from coming across your feed.
Step Numbah 1: Go to your account
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Step Numberrrr 2: Look for "Content You See"
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Step Number Three: Filtered Tags VS Filtered Post Content
Filtered Tag: A filtered tag is something set by creator of a post. For example, if a post is cringe ass nae nae baby to you, you can type in "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby" tag and any post tagged with "Cringe Ass Nae Nae Baby" will say "This post contains filtered tags".
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Filtered Post Content: Now if you're uncomfortable with a certain word, you can filter it out via this. Keep in mind if any person's username, title, or post has this word anywhere in it, you will be unable to see it (unless you select to be allowed to). If a past reblog has said tag, it will also be filtered out.
Note: Tumblr will let you know which tags are filtered out and give you the option to view them if you wish.
Step #4: MAKE USE OF THE COMMUNITY FILTERS
Each of these is self explanatory- however Show, Hide, and Blur can be a lil silly.
Show- Straightforward, it will show you ALLL of these posts unless you have filtered tags.
Blur- If you have a community tag blurred, it will warn you that it has sensitive material. It gives you the option to view with the warning.
Hide- Hide will hide anything related to the community tag. For example gore out fall under violent, so it would be hidden completely.
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very stupid idea that occurred to me…
What if during the events of Yoshi's Islands, Baby Bowser and Baby Luigi became best friends?
After all, the reason why Kamek kidnapped babies was to give friends to Baby Bowser, because Baby Bowser feels very lonely and bored for not having anyone to play with him….then when Kamek kidnaps Baby Luigi He would meet baby bowser, baby luigi and baby bowser would start talking and playing and they would quickly become friends, baby luigi would have a great time really playing with baby bowser, his favorite activities were drawing and playing at being superheroes or giant kaijus, In short, it was a great day for them.
but well, baby bowser's new friend would start to miss his brother, mario, in addition to wanting to meet his parents, baby bowser would see this, to try to make his friend happy he orders kamek to look for mario and bring him, while baby bowser would try Convince your friend that he is better off with them and doesn't need to know their parents.
And well, you already know the story from Yoshis Islands, anyway, if I dare, maybe I will continue exploring this story in comics or fanfics, although don't expect much from me.
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First of all, fuck cringe culture. It's stupid. But I also see how it effects people so I wanted to make a post to potential commissioners.
1) If you aren't sure if I draw something, then ask! I might clarify some stuff (depending on wording, etc) but I'll generally give you a yay or nay and that'll be it.
2) If you don't want your commission posted publicly OR if you don't mind it posted but don't want it attributed to you? Just ask! I have more than one customer that ask for their comms to either not be posted or to be posted anonymously.
3) I don't care if your fandom is 'cringe' or 'problematic' or whatever current buzzword that's being used for "Not Good". I've drawn art for big fandoms, small fandoms, fandoms that might only exist of two people, fans of specific episodes of things, etc.
I've had a fanart commission of an animatronic that was part of a dark ride that was only active for six years.
Trust me when I say I do not care if it's cringe or weird or popular or unpopular.
I'm just glad that, whatever it is, you love it enough to pay me to draw it for you.
Love the shit you love and love it wholeheartedly.
4) What about NSFW? Yes. Yes, I do take nsfw commissions. I have my limits but once again, ask! And yes, I will keep them offline if that is what you request.
Prices are listed here.
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[Image ID: A MOGAI flag with nine equal horizontal stripes. From top to bottom the colors in order are: warm light brown, tan, beige, dusty cyan, navy blue, dusty cyan, beige, tan, warm light brown. /End ID]
Nostalcringic -
[PT: Nostalcringic -]
A gender related to “cringe” nostalgia, feeling deeply nostalgic yet embarrassed over something, wanting to both embrace and suppress phases of one’s past! This may also be related to creepypasta, “emo” music, fanfiction, Deviantart, preteen years, and online social sites!
Tagging: @radiomogai
[Banner ID: A pastel yellow banner with a sunflower on either side. In brown text with a white outline, it says "- Please let me know if this has been coined before! -" /End ID.]
[DNI transcript: "-DNI- Basic criteria, anti-mogai, proshippers, ableists, aphobes, racists, zoophiles, rpf shippers, fandom discourse, under 13, transid/transx". /End transcript.]
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