talking abt the public persona
me: i think i look like this most of the time
verm bf: no it's more like this when you're socially done
verm bf: wait no, now you look like this after seeing that
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There is a disturbing lack of food play and just like general eating during sex in tf2 porn are you gonna actually look me in the face and tell me Heavy, who has a slot that for all intents and purposes is for snack foods, wouldn’t be putting down a Reuben mid stroke???? Fuck your life sex with Misha Heavyweaponsguy is indistinguishable from going to a buffet with him because either way you’re both getting stuffed
YOUR MIND TBH... idk a lot of people seem to super shut down around food stuff in sex but like. I'm a human being! Humans eat and drink and sweat and bleed and etc and all of that (consensually for the blood part) being part of sex is not a bad thing. One of the best things abt the tf2 guys is despite being super cartoony they also feel distinct enough to Feel Human, so who's to say we can't eat a little bit? Heavy tf2 wants you to be quiet during sex so he shoves a Buffalo Steak Sandvich in your mouth instead of like, your panties or whatever. Your mind
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the 3.8 event is such a pleasure
Absolutely love Idyia, and all the interactions between Kaeya and Klee were adorable!
Also, you know what's funny? How Idyia was talking about fixing Klee's dress and saying something about "ah, it's the same "I don't have a dress for the ball!" situation"? And given she fixed the dress, that kinda makes her a fairy-godmother-figure? And you know how she fixed the dress for Kaeya as well? And Kaeya is technically a prince but nobody knows about it bc it is a secret-
what I'm saying is, is Idyia in a very funny accidental way a fairy godmother to Kaeya's Cinderella?-
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shoutout to the person at the cinema that let out a massive sneeze when the bomb in Oppenheimer went off
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