#lc asks

[chiliger]

If it sparks joy, requesting vader, 2224, and a tooka shenanigans?

This is the only way things would go with a tooka with these two. Other than 2224 insisting on calling it a cat because “it sounds better”. totally not to annoy vader

[saphirdevil]

good morning cathycliff nation, how we do on this fine day

[ragnarockz]

😌 Maya on an Important Business Call (that's been dragging out) to get funding for a movie but also fucking reader at the same time, trying to see if they'll fall apart before the call does 🙂‍↕️

The way I woke up at 1 am due to a thunderstorm shaking my mf house and then falling back asleep at 3 am and then waking back up at 6 am horndogged out of my mind THIS IS FINE, LC. THIS. IS. FINE.

Hello? Yes, this is Maya Mason here to get you W E T 🥵💧📱

"Hold on for a fucking second, let me put you on speaker..."

You hear Maya's nail tap her phone screen and then drop her phone down beside you on the bed. You sneak a glance at the screen and realize it's one of the top execs on the line. His picture is in a little circle with his number on the screen.

Is she fucking insane? You think to yourself as you push your face down into the mattress. You cannot let this guy know you're also technically on the phone call with them.

You know this is something she realized the second she answered her phone while her cock was deep inside of you. You thought she was being rude at first; half of the conversation filling the bedroom as she snapped her hips forward and got you face down into her bed. But then you quickly came to realize that this was something that got her off. She had to try and keep you silent while she fucked you and you, had to keep up your end of the deal as you gave her what she wanted AND had to keep yourself quiet.

It was no easy feat because she knew how loud you got and you knew how much she loved hearing you. Half of the time she goaded you into being louder; trying to see just how loud you could scream and beg for more. This was definitely one of those times and she was maybe even pushing you beyond your limits.

"Oh...mhm....no, yeah, I think you would have to re-schedule because if you don't, you're going to blow this whole fucking promotional event..."

Your brain tried to chug along and listen to her voice; that voice that was mean and rude and judgemental. That voice that made you instantly wet every time you heard it. Maya had caught on to that pretty fast and made sure she herself talked you through almost everything she did with you.

Maya wanted her voice to haunt you in your dreams and wake you up wet.

"Well, then you're fucking stupid if you decide to go with someone else! Who the fuck else is going to give you what you want for that stupid price you're offering? Are you kidding me? I wouldn't even drop that on...fuck, anything!"

You grabbed onto her silk sheets to keep yourself upright; not wanting to slouch too much forward as you had finally got the angle right. She was hitting upwards slightly; the tip of her cock hitting right into the spongy softness that was going to throw you over the edge. You wanted so bad to come for her and show her how good you were being while she was on an important business call.

You could throw a wrench in right now, you thought to yourself as you drag your face to its side. The phone call was still happening.

"...Mommy..."

You whispered just loud enough for her to hear and for her to instantly stop pounding into you. You bit your lip and wait for the punishment to come. Both ends of the phone call go silent.

"...Maya?...Are you still there?"

"Of course I'm still fucking here! Do you want me to send you that PDF or not?"

You let out an exhale in relief. Maybe he didn't hear what you had said or maybe, he was trying not to embarrass himself over hearing something that didn't belong in the conversation.

You wriggled your hips back, asking her with your body to keep going, to keep fucking. You suddenly felt the sharp nails of her left hand dig into your ass cheek as a silent warning to keep your mouth shut.

"Mommy?....Keep..going..."

Another whisper escapes your parted lips and onto the bed sheets once more. You make sure you were louder this time, a little more clearer. You feel her nails sink in deeper and without a doubt break your soft skin.

You moan in response, no longer caring about the man on the other end of the phone. He was the one who called and interrupted the two of you. He's the one who wasn't listening to Maya's suggestion about his shitty movie. She was the one who answered mid-fuck; her cock fully sheathed inside of you as she picked up that fucking phone mid thrust.

You were obviously the innocent party in all of this; as innocent as you could be as you moan and rock your hips back and try to fuck yourself.

Maya had a choice. Hang up and admit defeat or prove you wrong. She exhaled loudly and straightened up her spine. The grip on your body got harder, tighter. She was holding you still and taking back the control she had let slip away as her concentration dispersed to the phone call instead of focusing on you.

And god, did she want nothing more than to fuck you until you couldn't walk properly afterwards; stumbling around her mansion in the Hills.

She smirked and bent over to lay on top of your back; her mouth as close as she could get to your head so you could hear her speak in a deep, hushed tone.

"You want to keep playing these games with Mommy, you better give it your all then, Baby..."

You feel the pressure release on your spine as she pushes herself back up and away from you; straightening up and shifting herself around. You can feel her cock moving inside of you and not in the way that feels good. She's adjusting; she's trying to make you as uncomfortable as she can. Maya wants the asshole on the other end of the phone hooked on for every single second as she fucks you. She wants to see just how long he'll keep the phone call going before he hangs up and blames it on some technical error.

"Mommy wants to hear that sweet voice of yours...those sweet moans as I fuck this gorgeous pussy of yours...this pussy that belongs to me."

No whispers, no hushed tones. She's speaking as clear as she was with the guy on the phone and you let out a strangled moan almost instantaneously. You have no idea if the guy on the phone is still there or if he's hung up. You can't even see her phone anymore.

Not with the way she has you pushing your face so hard and so deep into her bed that all you see are the stars bursting from behind your eyelids as you feel the constant contractions you give her around her cock. You feel as you breach your growing arousal and the sensation of warmth filling you; surrounding her. The way your hot cum drips down your inner thighs.

You hear a faint crackle of something and then a laugh; her laugh. She's laughing as she ruts into you and makes you lose your balance, falling forward. A loud groan escapes your mouth and you hear the dial tone beep out as the call ends.

It's your cue to get louder, wilder. Hands trying to reach back to grab at her; any part of her. You want so badly to touch her but she won't let you.

Maya is in control; always in control.

She always gets the last word.

[odd-chips]

So I've been teasing this character in my tags/posts for a while, and she's finally hereeee. Anyways WHOOPS, another self indulgent Lethal Company character who is basically the Wario version of [Cap'n]!

Meet Echo and her crewmates: Orion (goggle'd circle-shaped one), Spade (short one with big arms), and Guy (shapely GNC one). Being the opposite of Cap'n's crew, they're all men EXCEPT for Echo!

At first, she started out as a grown woman having a one-sided, very pathetic beef with Cap'n, but she evolved into an angry teenager who projects all of her issues onto someone who literally doesn't know she exists (and subsequently does something horrible to herself to rectify this weird beef). Did it work? Well no, come on, look at her, now she's even worse GOKJDFMKDF

And when I say "one-sided", I mean it. Genuinely Cap'n doesn't know who she is, like, at all. I think the first time they meet will be the inevitable werewolf fight between the two of them when things get out of hand.

Anyways I love the kidnapper fox, but alas, she was too swag for this world, RIP to a real one that lasted a month and a half. u_u)!!

[yanaleese]

How would Karma react to Mc wanting him to meet their parents?

[kelocitta]

does rat king know it is loved

Asking that is a good way to get to terminated by the company for sympathizing with the "makes people break things" monster 🤨

Of course company protocol must remind you that abnormalities are unfeeling beasts who are simply responding to situations with blind instinct- even the ones that look and sound and act human. This is of course propaganda to keep you from being besties with the awesome anticapitalist rat monster

[dat-is-i]

jester is a girlboss to me

[thefirebird-02-101]

can you replicate The Blunt using a box of enkephalin

"Probably not. I doubt it would work."

[veifei]

so assuming vein is a mob boss/shady in some capacity, i think that if xia fei asked him, vein would be honest as much as he could (i don't think vein would risk putting xf in any real danger after all) — but it's xia fei who seems to operate under the notion of ignorance is bliss (thinking about what he said to liu xiao). perhaps even if intuitively he senses there's more to vein than meets the eye....it's not any of his business!! his boss is warm hearted and doting towards him, even if a little strict and eccentric, that's all he needs to know!! so vein doesn't need to, and let's be honest wouldn't, lie to xia fei and would hate to do so...

[araduhh]

your camera roll when dating lc!schlatt ♡

more on pinned post ☆

[chiliger]

Ok ok ok so feel free to ignore if this doesn't make your brain go brrrr like it is doing to mine right now, and I realize this fits zero even tangentially canon timelines, but I was reading another post about Leia and suddenly couldn't stop imagining a little Princess Leia causing chaos aboard the Executor or in Imperial Center or w/e and Vader and 2224 chasing after her trying to deal with the situation and utterly failing. Also maybe at the end she and Vader are just screaming at each other, arms akimbo, threatening to murder each other, and 2224 just blinks, wide-eyed, has a terrible thought, and then goes, Nope, not my division! I just- had this whole Loathsome Coworkers scenario appear fully formed in my brain and had to share.

Anon you wouldn’t believe what I have planned with this series, you are pretty much almost spot on

Consider this doodle a sneak peek of what’s to come later >:3

[syncogon]

— it was all for Lu Guang?

Link Click Live Action (2024)

[ragnarockz]

YOU KNOW WHAT? *wiggles gay fingers around your laptop* you have to write a breeding kink Maya x Reader one shot now. get to it 🔫

😌🙏🏻💛🔒

Maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn Ms. Maya just get us all knocked up while you're at it because jesus fucking christ 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🥵🥵🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠

You were slightly taken aback with how brazen Maya was being with you in her office. Matt had barely let the door close behind him, and Maya already had you pushed forward against her desk.

You couldn't help but moan as she bent you over; knocking over her stack of papers. They fluttered to the floor, but neither of you really cared, not when she was actively pulling your pants down and pulling your underwear to the side.

"Fuck, Maya..."

You hiss out through your teeth as you try to brace yourself somehow, some way on the flat surface. There's nowhere to cling or grip onto; no mercy for you to take into your hands. You hear her laugh under her breath above you and then feel her nails before her fingers.

She rakes them up and down your folds and to your clit. She's getting you wet and ready to take her; to have her cock inside of you. You can hardly wait as you breathe out through your mouth and spread your legs a little wider. You know the second Maya pushes into you, you'll be unsteady on your feet and buckle forward.

You do it because you know it turns her on. You know Maya likes to see you this way; helpless and begging as she ruts into you.

"You've been such a good little assistant to me lately. I thought I'd give you a gift..."

Your heart is hammering in your ears at her words. This was new territory for both of you. A gift was not something Maya had ever spoken about, nor expected to receive. You laid in wait to find out what the gift was, but not without hearing the zipper of her pants come undone behind you.

"Please, Maya...please..."

You whine softly against the table and push your hips back. You're showing her you're ready; telling her that she can use you whenever she feels like it. You know that Maya is pursing her lips in the smuggest way possible at the sight of you.

Needy and desperate; wanting more than just her fingers rubbing over your pussy and clit.

"I'm going to give you what you always wanted from me... something you've been too embarrassed to ask for, but that's fine... I know exactly what my Sweet Girl needs from me..."

Her words are like a spark igniting inside of you; shooting right down to your clit. You let out a moan against her desk and push your hips back again. You want her to fuck you senseless now. You want to feel her stretch you out and make you a complete mess of yourself. Human turned putty under her guise.

"Please...please give it to me..."

You hear her chuckle under her breath and feel the tip of her cock suddenly rub up and down your wet folds as she collects what you've already given her from just her fingers dancing over your warm skin. Her response comes out deep and slow; making sure you hear every single word of what she has to say.

"You don't even know what 'it' is, do you, Sweet Thing? You want Daddy's cock to cum inside that sweet pussy of yours and put a baby inside of you...don't you?"

Your mind bends to the extreme before it snaps and leaves you moaning pathetically into the wood underneath you. Your body is already shaking, and your legs are starting to tremble. You can feel your inner muscles release and then contract around nothing; milking a phantom of what should be inside of you right now.

That is, if Maya wasn't teasing you to no end on top of telling you, she wanted to knock you up.

You almost flip yourself over to face her, but a steady hand comes down to press into your lower back and hold you still against the table. She doesn't want you running off or getting any ideas.

Maya wants to knock you up.

That's her gift to you.

"That's it, Baby, just relax... Daddy is gonna pump his load into you and fill up that pretty womb of yours..."

You hear her voice crack as she starts to lose herself a little too; obviously getting off on this just as much as you are. You make a quick mental note of that; a new secret you've found out about her. You file it away just as she pushes her cock in past your wet folds and into your pussy.

Her pussy.

She's claimed it over and over again, both with words and appendages. Fingers, tongue, toys. She's filled you up multiple times, and this was no exception. Although, you had to admit, this felt a little different than all those times before.

"That's it, my pretty little thing...you take my cock so well...I know how badly you want to see your womb extend...your tits get fucking bigger...you've been thinking about that lately, haven't you? You've been thinking of me giving you all of that, haven't you? You dirty little slut."

Your moan strangles in your throat as you try to catch your breath on her vivid words. You rock your hips backwards to fuck her; fuck the cock she's giving you. This is your way of thanking Maya for her gift. At work. In her office. Bent over her desk. In a semi-public area. Half dressed and vulnerable.

You don't even realize it's happening until there's just too much of what you at first think is your own cum seeping out and dripping down your leg. You hadn't noticed any difference in size or texture of the toy rammed up inside of you.

You turn your head slowly as if it was suddenly made of led to catch a glimpse of Maya's crotch. Her hand is close to the base of the harness, and she's moving her hand. She's squeezing her fingers.

She's filling you up just like she said she would.

You instantly snap your hips back and feel the head of her cock press into the back of your cervix; colliding almost with the harness itself and Maya's abdomen. She curses under her breath and releases her hand to give you full attention.

"That's good, Baby...that's really good...taking all my cum inside of you...you'll be pregnant in no time..."

And just when you think that's the end of the line where she can no longer push you over the edge and make you see stars behind your eyelids, you feel her hand snake under you from the side.

Maya's right hand pushes under your body; wiggling it's way with fingers and nails and rings until you feel the palm of her hand pressing up against your lower abdomen. She's pinned herself between you and the desk just so she can literally touch where your womb lies underneath.

That's where it gets too much, and that's where you start to rut against her.

You want more.

You want it to take.

You want to feel your body swell as it takes on the life she's giving you; the milk that will store in your breasts.

"Ohgod...ohfuckmaya...mayafuckme..."

You scream down into the desk as you start to shake and feel the hot pressure between your legs finally release. You're hiccuping as you try to catch your breath and you're aware of everything sensation around you all at once.

Her hand pressed up into your stomach. Her cock still clenched up inside of your cunt. The lube from her ejaculating toy running down the inside of your leg. Her mouth pressed onto your spine as she leaves sloppy kisses against your sweaty skin.

You're slumped now, completely spent as she stays in her position as well. Usually, she would have backed off, pulled out, but not this time.

Maybe she read your mind, but you hear her mumble against your back and feel her hot breath.

"Oh, Baby Girl...I'm not going anywhere until my cum fucking takes..."

[pearl-the-artist]

That old man that I love

[baeshijima]

3.4 patch notes !!

(who died? bc i did haha.)

REDEEM CODES

FTJ6CVTULSXP

ZS36CVBUMTZB

DTJ7CVACLBGF

BANNERS

phase one : phainon, tribbie, sunday, sparkle

after july 11 : saber, archer (who we also get for free)

phase two : firefly, jingliu, blade

QUESTS

new trailblaze mission: for the sun is set to die

EVENTS

origami bird clash

fate/stay night

gift of odyssey

planar fissure

realm of the strange

NEW AREA(s)

aedes elsyiae

CHARACTER UPDATES/ADJUSTMENTS

SILVER WOLF

ultimate changed to AOE.

prioritises adding weakness to match the first character in lineup

generates extra energy at the start of combat and at the start of her turn

KAFKA

skill will trigger more DoT on enemies

will launch a FuA when allies use any attacks

FuA will also deal extra DoT

BLADE

deals damage based on HP

increased taunts when entering Hellscape state

FuA will generate extra Energy

JINGLIU

deals damage based on HP

every time a character loses HP, Jingliu gets a Crit DMG stack

entering the Spectral Transmigration state will gain her a stack of Syzgy

MISC

new phainon animated short + exclusive ep

new bp light cones

new relic sets : arcadia of woven dreams ; revelry by the sea

new stagnant shadow : charred bud of twilight

new firefly skin

spend 200 limited wishes to get archer's light cone for free

another free limited 5* at the end of this year

skip feature available from 3.4

battle pass icons (SOBSOB THEYRE SO CUTE MOTHER AND SON)

[cracksh0t]

my mega super ultra fern blast !!!!!!!

AWHWJAGSHGSDG THIS IS SO CUTE THANK UUUU

a healthy growing boy....