Awww you delightful human being!! You’re treating me to my rarepair, thank you!
HarMil for the ask game
When I started shipping it: I think it was after I rewatched The Hurt Soccer? Harley has a line in it about how she was excited Louise joined their soccer team even though she scares her, and the possibilities for Harley just exploded in my mind
My thoughts: It’s the definition of a “what if” scenario that these two even get along, so just pushing that further and thinking about what would be interesting about them and why it could work delights me
What makes me happy about them: They’re both girls who would have experienced “otherness” and when characters meet someone that understands their kind of lonely it tells a good story. Harley is bubbly, but how many times has she probably had to hear she’s annoying? How many times has Millie had to hear that she’s creepy? There’s a sympathetic side if you dig
What makes me sad about them: The possibility of them interacting is not high at all
Things done in fanfic that annoy me: The fanfic does not exist
Things I look for in fanfic: The fanfic does not exist
My kinks: Now I do love the occasional obsessive behavior kink, but this ship comes from more of a place of healing after obsession
Who I'd be comfortable with them ending up with if not each other: I don’t really have any other ships for them, but it’s interesting to think about! Maybe Rudy? Jessica?
My happily ever after for them: They’re recognizable in canon instead of watered down versions of themselves
1. Marcille offers a lesbianship to Falin, Falin says she will think about it, but manages to say no after all. You're my dear friend, Marcille, but I don't think this would be fair to you... to both of us. Because, it's not what I'm looking for, and if I can't be sincere about this, I'm just going to make you double guess this relationship and make you sad... make both of us sad... I don't want you to be sad... Because I wuv you:(
Marcille is like 😭😭😭😭😭😭okay😊 Yuore so nice..............😭😭
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2. Laios confesses he's been in love with Marcille and offers a relationship to her. At first Marcille is like, are you an idiot? You can't just neglect your duties like that, and you'll need to make an heir eventually- Then she sees Laios is serious about this and gives him a hard No. Rejection doesn't hurt his feelings, but he makes sure Marcille understands he's not just being naive or emotionally blind. Like, Marcille, I don't just say that because you're a woman. I don't just see any woman and think I'm in love with her. Like, you're important to me, Marcille 😤 You're smart and pretty and kind. And I respect your grind so much.
I respect your grind too, Laios. But no romance.
They shake hands on it.
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3. After fumbling Falin and rejecting Laios, Marcille goes back to reading her favourite novel series, The D'Arcian Clan, and headcanoning all her blorbos as half-elf.
I always like to imagine that after their first kiss Nancy is just in utter shock and probably mutters something to herself like “oh my god I just kissed a girl” and Robin would just be like, “yeahhhh… was it good at least?” And Nancy mutters a quiet and kind of embarrassed yes 💕💕💕💕
I keep seeing Nixie with some Ty Lee level acrobatics, even though it's never presented in the webseries but. My canon now. Though she has low visual perception.
Evandra has heard the stories about Warden Brindleback and how he abandoned family tradition in favor of what he saw as right, and idolizes him over it, as she left home because her single dad tried to raise her to be a 'proper' elven wife for someone.
If Liselotte isn't in a romantic ship with the main muse of another person, her default secret lesbianship is with @torntruth's Emily bc. Fuck you.
Tahno has a canon bio son in most verses bc of his sexual history. This wouldn't happen in Dragon Age verse in that same situation bc Tahno doesn't have a history of sexual abuse. Instead, his mini-me is another lyrium child experiment that they find later on, who happens to have a similar physical appearance and powers as Tahno.
Antrius will always be fiddling with his lute when talking in casual conversation. He seems to be the type that needs to be doing something with his hands in sit down conversations.