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doug-meat · 11 months

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parts of the npmd soundtrack that scratch my brain perfectly (act 2)

again its all under the cut. i hope this is comprehensible its longer than the last one. idk what else to say

HATCHET TOWN

dan's whole bit at the start. just the way he says everything. so good

the ahh ahh ahhs

the electric guitar <3

curt's voice for bailey esp the growl

A LOSIN STREAKS COMIN!

the smoooothness of corey's voice and the way he sings things auuauauuau

IF HE GETS ME NEXT I COULD BE THREE!

the harmonies on man down down down down

the little plinky organ melody in the backround that comes in halfway through the chorus UAUUAUAUA

the way jon says donna

donna's "DAN!!!"

i certainly dont LOVE killing!

the harmonies on "bailey's/barry's on the loose and he's got a gun" (im talking mainly abt the soundtrack and not the proshot so bailey is more applicable here but both r so good)

I'M A COP!

fits the bill! it fits the bill!

THE HARMONIES ON THE SECOND MAN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN UAUUAUAUAU

the who's swingin the hatchet now harmonies

HATCHET TOOOOOWN

I AM THE MAYOR!!!!

HOW DARE YOU!!!

bryce's solo <3 all of it is so good

BOY JERRY <3 and gerald monroe ig but i love jerry

LET'S KILL 'IM!

CAN I SHIT OR WILL I DROWN

kim's little opera bit

the final in hatchet town harmony <3

JUST FOR ONCE

this whole song in general btw. i love ruth fleming so so so so so so so so so much this song was such a silly contemperary theatre tribute

NO, i haven't seen your grill brush, MAURY. huh YEAH! i used it to BRUSH MY HAIR this morning CANT YOU TELL. ugh

DONT LEAVE ME OUT HERE WITH THE MEAT, MAURY! medium WHA? how can something be medium AND WELL, MAURY?

ugh. maury.

*sigh* i turned 40 today.

the piano coming in

the synthy strum

the way lauren sings the word saturday. her voice throughout this whole song just scratches the brain itch so well

the way she says window, right, dream, and had

they never win

and LIIIIIFE is FULLL of all of the Trappings of The Well to Dew

god i love ruth. i love this song i love this song.

the slight tonal shift (thats not the right word ugh) for the choruses.

39 I LOSE MY HAIR UNDER CAREFUL CHEMO TREATMENT

the way lauren says ensnared

JUDGE ME.

IT FUCKING WORKED I'M FUCKING HERE HE'S FUCKING HER IM DISAPPOINTED

and of the two who's the worse for wear (ME.)

the tambourine

idk what that instrument is in the bg of second chorus it sounds like a saxaphone but also synthy???? idk but i love it

SHOULD I FLIP THE BURGERS NOWWW!

the clarity of lauren's first oh UAUAUA

SHOULD I LET THE YEARS COOOK MY BODY DOWN IN FRONT OF HIM

all 3 just for onces esp the last one with the riff

THE WAY THAT BEHIND THE JUST FOR ONCES YOU CAN HEAR THE "if i can finally be cool i will know that i'm not a loser" MOTIF AUUAUAISUAUUAISIAU

the way the tone calms back down but its still like so vulnerable... uuuuuauu

the way she says every word in this last verse

i used to dance :(

IF I LOVED YOU

THE SYNTH

I NEVER WANTED YEW ANYWAY!

joey's general tone in this UAUAU so good

mariah's deeper voice HEART EYES AUUUU

i just love lautski this song is so good i can barely pick things out bc this whole song scratches my brain

joey's lil growl on "oh babe i'd let u know"

OOOO! i guess we'd better save the date!

need a lover MAYUN

i love when jeff blim crams a lot of syllables into an amount of time like that its so fun

the harmonies <3

wake me up when u turn 18!!!

if i IF I!!!!!

the repeating round style of singing in order to come together eventually I lov them

dissonance <3

THE SUMMONING

the way the lords names are sung i love it sm

the lords names being whispered in the background

tNOY karaxis

WIGGOG WIGGOG Y'WRATH

the woah ohs and the drums kicking in

the music cutting out

HELLO FWENDY WENDS

the we will build a portal motif

the laughter

just the whole little lord verses its so discordant and fun and i love it so much i love the voices they put on i love the lyrics

LA LA LA LA LA ALALALALALA

the book has all but closed on ur life!

THE LORDS IN BLACK ARE THE LORDS IN BLACK ARE

blinky's we've been watching u gracie

the way curt says spankoffski and toy box

GOOOO NIGHTHAWKS!

tinky's laugh

jon's wiggly voice

WHY HELP U WITH THE JAGERMAN WHEN WE CAN HELP THE WORLD

the drums

swallow his soul i wanna lick it!

i wanna see thaaaat

WHATEVER WE WANT WE WANT WE WANT WHATEVER WE WANT WE GET

AAAAUHGUGH there IS something!

something FUN!!!

the lords in black the lords in black call us...

what do u want steph...

do it... or DIE

WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABT UR PHONE!

AHHHHHHUHGHHH THERE HE IS

what's in your pocket STEPH-A-KNEE

STEPHANIE HAS GOT A GUN TRALALALA HOW FUN! STEPHANIE HAS GOT A GUN SHE KNOWS WHAT MUST BE DONE

i love this whole song its so silly and crazy

YUM YUM!

or FUCK OFF

that last "the lords in black the lords in black call us"

COOL AS I THINK I AM REPRISE

this one makes me really sad :( still so good

one of us is in love :(((((((((

it doesnt TAKE a detective

the violins coming in again

is it really a crime if you get to live your life to the fullest :((((

YOU GET TO LIVE ON :(((((

the i love u i know :(((((((

ur not as cool as u think u are! :(

THE HARMONIES :(

IF I CAN FINALLY BE COOL :((((

i will know that you have to do it :(((

joey's lower register for this last little if i loved u chorus :(((

loved u more than the stars above :(((((( (how many sad faces can i use)

the pause before could've :((((

i cant even say anything more abt this one it makes me too sad

ok yes i can the i never wanted you anyway breaks my heart

BEST OF YOU

the guitar

the needy beast esque pronounciation of words idk how else to say it i just love it

LIKE EYE DEW

we hurted!

the harmonies on town and down

IM THE BEST OF YEW!

this song is just so fun

it's like you knew me b4 u knew me! that whole bit! i love it!

THE AHS IN THE BACK OF THE SECOND BIT OF THE SECOND VERSE

ABSCONDED BELOVED

FOREVER!

WE'RE GONNA RUN AROUND 2NITE!

I BELIEVE IN YEWWWW

never gonna fall!

the echoey verse in the back at the end Auuu so good

the ending note harmony

DIRTY DUDES MUST DIE

the souls of the pervs make me strong

her laugh

I LOVE ANGELA'S VOICE

everything she sings here sounds so incredible

ARE U HARD BC UR STRESSED

what????

i just love this reprise its so so good

i cant point out specific parts bc its just all incredible

OF THE NERDS U MINIMIIIIIIIZED!!!! her RIFF!

THE LAUGH

when the ensemble comes in heart eyes

WHO WILL PRAY 4 U WHEN UR BODY'S GONE THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE FOR WHAT YOUVE DOOOOONE

DARKNESS WILL SPARE MY SOUL

run pervs RUN

#npmd spoilers #hatchetfield #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #music #starkid #rambles

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fishlung8877 · 3 months

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You should post more about your rimworld characters :3 I like them :3:3 also you should tell me about them (if you want to, feel free to not do any of this) ALSO have you seen the new dlc?? It's really cool

SORRRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO ANSWER, I GOT THIS RIGHT AS I WAS HEADING OFFF FOR THE NIGHT AND WAS BUSY ALLL DAY TODAY

Helll yeah I saw the new DLC! I haven't played it yet though, I only have Biotech right now and plan on gettting Ideology next, but Anomaly's next after that, it loooks so goood man

Anyway, this is Ianna Ankarian! 28 year old baseliner goober mechanitor. She's a reclusive, neurotic, asexual body moddder with 19 total implants and bionic parts, and a genetic modification that makes her (almost) immortal and gives her a genetic dependency on cocaine

Right now, we're flying solo with just Ianna and her mechanoids, but there used to be a bunch of other members of the colony as welll lol (it's a bit of a ramble so I'm puttting it under a cut lol, plus my favourite story from the colony)

The first was a 3 year old named Forbes who got torn to death by a Fennnec fox and a Wild man that wandered into the map, I kept his corpse in the freeezer for a few years in case I could find something to revive him, but it ended up becoming trashed and I finallly just buried him properly after his body rottted

Then we had another child who actuallly made it to adulthoood! Her name was Duott, but got the nickname Madam. She was a Yttakin Nudist Teetotaler and was Ianna's best friend up until she died

After that, a wanderer joined the colony, this guy's name was Seis, a psychicallly sensitive, perfectionist undergrounder

We didn't have a third bedrooom set up, since I never reallly intended on gettting more than two colonists, so I just put his bed in the lab with the mechanoids lol. He didn't actuallly seeem to mind it very much and actuallly considered it a "Very Impressive Bedroom" just cause of how much expensive shit was in there.

Unfortunately, after a rough fight with a War Queen, he ended up bleeding out from his injuries. We get a part 2 though, because the Man in Black who showed up after this turned out to be his son! Small world

Like his father, Nerhesi was also a perfectionist. He was also Very Neurotic and a misogynist. He kept flirting with Madam and Ianna and was in a shitty mood all the time cause he kept getting rebuffed by both of them. After one too many nutrient paste meals, he food binged his way into an insect nest and was swiftly torn to shreds by a megaspider

ˢᶦᵈᵉ ⁿᵒᵗᵉ ᴵᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵐᵉ ᵃˢᵉˣᵘᵃˡ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ʰᵉ ʲᵒᶦⁿᵉᵈˀˀˀ ᴵ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ʰᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃˢᵉˣᵘᵃˡ ᵗʳᵃᶦᵗ ᵒⁿ ᵖᵘʳᵖᵒˢᵉ ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ᵍᵘᵉˢˢˢ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ⁿᵒᵗᶦᶠᶦᶜᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᴵ ᵐᶦˢˢᵉᵈ ᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˡᵒˡ ᶦᵐᵃᵍᶦⁿᵉ ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵃᵗ ᶠˡᶦʳᵗᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˡᵒᶜᵏ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵖᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵛᵉʳ

Up next we recruited Cap! Another random wanderer join, We decided to let her in cause we were short a pair of hands after someone decided to commmit suicide via insect jelly. Turns out not only was she pregnant, but neither Ianna or Madam liked her cause they both recognized her from somewhere and were immmediately suspicious. She was a great coook though, and both Madam and Ianna got a much-neeeded break from eating nothing but paste meals

Unfortunately this is where shit starts to hit the fan. Remember that insect nest that Nerhesi wandered into? Welll it was growing rapidly. So we did the only reasonable thing we could and exploited it. Here's them killling the Apocriton with absolutely no problem

After this, we summoned a Diabolus, thinking we could get an easy free signal chip and well. We got the Signal chip at least.. At the cost of the entire colony

Seee, acccording to the description, the Diabolus is a mechanoid created for seigebreaking, so it was tanky enough to push through the horde of angry as hell insects and aim down its hellsphere cannon onto the nests, utterly obliterating them

With nowhere to return home to, the enraged insects now turned their rage onto the only other thing they could... The colony

It was a near-colony wipe. The insects were closing in. The safe zone kept shrinking smaller and smaller and we barricaded ourselves into the mountain with nothing but Hemogen packs to eat. Slowly, it became clear... We couldn't stay

Only by sacrificing the mechanoids we could make it out, by punching a hole in the top of our safe zone, the insects would be baited to the very top of the map and atttack the Tunneler. With the insects distracted, we gathered what litttle we could and caravaned out of there

We made it to a new tile with an ancient mechanitor complex to temporarily setttle and gather our bearings, but everybody was in a prettty shit moood about it. Ianna immmediately went on an insulting spreee against Cap, who responded by starting a social fight and downing Iannna by nearly punching her prosthetic leg offf.

Cap ended up going into labor while at this facility, and with our best doctor currently writhing in pain on on the ground and unable to walk, we had to make do

Our caravan was detected, but we couldn't risk moving while Cap was giving birth, so we tried to move into the ancient facility. It wasn't great by any means, but once we moved the corpse and cleaned the vomit and slime offf the flooor, it would be safe and it would be clean(er) than the outside

Despite our best effforts, Randy did not smile favourably upon us, and the baby was stilllborn. With no time left before enemy forces arrrived, we buried the baby outside and packed up

We set up camp in an alllied tribal setttlement, thanks to the help of the Visit Settlements mod. Despite us not having any foood, we could grow rice and hunt random animals to ward offf starvation, at the cost of faction relations

This was also where I watched several instances of cannnibalism happpen because these idiots would rather eat their friend's corpse rather than take from the stack of 300 pemmmican in the building next to them. They're not even cannnibals or anything, their AI was just acting scufffed as helll lmao

Scrumptious meal with the boys I guesss

To addd to the ever-growing list of problems, another catastrophe struck. Somewhere in space, miles above the planet, a massive entity moved in and blocked out the sun, bringing in a long night that lasted for years. No sun meant no light, no light meant no plants, no plants meant no growing any foood

Fortunately by this point, most of the insects have either starved to death or were wiped out by random raids, so things back at home have calmed down enough for the trio to swoop back in and wipe out whatever insectoids were remaining.

Of course, alll threee of em were in a shittty moood about it. Not only was the colony practicallly leveled, the ruins were completely pollluted from the insects destroying the freeezers that were keeeping the toxic waste frozen and contained.

Iannna and Madam were absolute champs throughout the entire thing though. They both had huge moood bufffs from being a body moddder decked out in bionics, and a nudist, respectively. Plus they both got a smalll booost from being BFFs. Cap wasn't doing nearly as great though, betweeen the stilllbirth and not having any innnate moood booosts from traits or relationships

Found within the wreckage however, was a small beacon of hope. Unearthed from the rubble was about 10 kilograms of Yayo, which is essentially the rimworld equivalent to cocaine. To keeep spirits up, I started making them snort it regularly, but Madam was a teeetotaler and refused to take it entirely. Forcing her to snort it only would have made her moood worse in the long run, and she cracked under the presssure and ran wild

Luckily she colllapsed from foood poisoning about 10 minutes later, but things were stilll grim. Since neither Cap nor Ianna had the animal handling skillls required to tame her again, now we had 3 mouths to feeed but only two colonists able to work

Even with the base in ruins, the raids came as strong as ever. Six naked cavemen from the nearby tribe of neanderthals arrived armed with clubs and knives. Despite their primitive weaponry, they were stilll able to down both of my remaining colonists. Another man in black came, and they beat him up tooo

By some Miracle, Ianna was able to crawl her way to safety indooors before the raiders swoooped back in to kidnap whoever was left, but Cap bled out before she could be rescued

Thanks to her bionics, Ianna wasn't bleeeding very much and managed to stand back up and continue rebuilding, but somewhere along the way, she ended up losing her prosthetic leg, so now our last colonist's movement speeed was slowed to a crawl

Of course, Randy smiled upon us for once and blesssed us with a crop of tinctoria, which not only couldn't grow without light, but was also inedible

Speaking of things being edible, The only foood left on the map were random animals wandering in, the corpses of insects lying around, and the few dead raiders we managed to down. Of course, desperate times callled for desperate measures...

As if our luck wasn't bad enough, Randy decided to send in a Toxic falllout, which killled the few crops we had growing with sun lamps and drove offf alll the animal life on the map

We tried to keeep both Iannna and Madam fed and healthy through this alll, but with Madam being a Ytttakin and eating more than a regular human, she ended up starving to death in her prison celll. With no other foood and no other choice, Iannna ended up having to cannnibalize her best friend/daughter

Alll of this ended up being tooo much for Iannna to handle and she tooo ended up breaking. She had a tantrum, destroying the components we had left, then began to binge on Yayo

With the only colonist fallling out of my control, Alll I could do was watch as she became adddicted to psychite, overdose, and colllapse onto the ground. While the northern lights were outside

To be honest, I reallly don't know how we managed to pulll everything back together. Somehow she came down enough from the overdose to get back up and start working again. A trader came and we managed to trade offf some of the random items we had to buy back enough components to get a generator runnning and get electricity again

I'd addd more pictures and shit but I've hit the limit for this post and might have to share more later lol, I honestly fucking love tellling this story every time and you probably willl hear me telll it again in the future. I had another playthrough that I finished a few months ago now I think, and might draw some of the colonists I had in that one later lol

#asks #radiantidiot #this playthrough has beeen a fucking messs and probably my favourite colony so far #Such is life on the rim #Colonistlife #gonnna tag the characters here as welll I think lol ->#ianna ankarian #madam duott

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millin21 · 2 years

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Absentmindedly. (Ruggie x Reader)

You absentmindedly did this. You were watching Ruggie eating his lunch you had made in return for him helping you deal with Grim while you were occupied with something. Hearing the term 'eating like a hyena' you were quite surprised that he was, for the most part, a neat eater. You were expecting a ravenous monster tearing into helpless food groups, to see a traumatic tear into the piece of meat, or the inhale of a mountain of rice, or the coooked vegitables you had leftover being gnawed at with efficiency. But he was just eating it like a regular person would, with an eager smile on his face. It seemed he was at his happiest when he was eating a bountiful meal.

You were a bit entranced by it actually. You admired that he had a devotion to not let a single bit of food go to waste. And it didnt really seem like he was paying much attention to anything else than the food that was promised as payment.

Though, you did notice some pieces of food at the corner of his lips. Though you were sure he would clean them after he was finished and bring them to his mouth with a delightful lick, you did notice one piece of rice that was right dab on his cheek. Far away from where he could reach with his tongue.

"Hey Ruggie, turn to me for a sec." You said, his eyes turned to you first before his head did. Thats when your hand reached towards his cheek. Wiping the piece of rice off of it before guiding it to Ruggies lips. Absentmindedly pushing the small piece into his mouth with the tip of your thumb, eatching it dissapear behind his lips.

But then realization hit, and your eye grew wide. Facing the just as equally surprised Ruggie. Staring back at you with an expression you could only read as surprise. Your thumb still agaisnt his lips. "Sorry! Um, I should start washing-!" You excused yourself, hurriedly turning to the kitchen, wishing to slam the door, if only there was one installed. Trying to keep your warm face out of Ruggies sight as you began to wash the dishesbin the sink.

Unbeknownst to you, Ruggie kept his attention on your back. Staring after you as you hurriedly excused yourself. His fingertips moving to touch his lips, where your touch was just moments ago.

After that, he began hanging out with you more often, relentlessly teasing you over that absentmindent moment. But you did notice through your bangs while trying to hide, he was looking at you a bit more... Fondly than before.

#ruggie bucchi #twisted wonderland fanfic #imagine twst #ruggie x reader #twst x reader #i need to write more and post these ideas instead of letting then sit in my mind collecting dust

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celestie0 · 4 months

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HIHI ELLIEEEEE!!!!

https://x.com/villainsaints/status/1798076302584586540?s=46

what do u think of this trope with gojo???

n to answer ur question about who would fit for racer gang au GOJOOOOO! im not biased at all😞 ik he would be soooo cockyy, extra annoying n a bit of an asshole who changes when he meets the nice girl who also loves a good competition n likes to put him in his place.

hes so used to getting any girl or guy he needs so when u leave him all high n dry, he gets so whiny 😭 like he NEEDS to have u…initially he just needs u on his bed but slowly starts to love u waitttt let me coook! im a sucker for this trope😭

zuro anon

HIIII zuro my love <33

media:

UMMM i love rivals to lovers i think thats like the best kind of enemies to lovers, and with GOJO? that’d be so hot bc he’s good at everything he does and he knows it too so can you imagine the banter n the cockiness n the “i know how this works better than you do, sweetheart” while yall are battling it out ✋🏼😔 and he’d lowkey win everytimelskdhd

how funny would it be tho if it was the most low stakes competition ever xD like just weekend pickle ball or something

IVE BEEN WANTING TO WRITE A TENNIS AU SO BAD BC I PLAYED TENNIS IN HS and a little in college and 🙏🏼😩 imagine playing singles at wimbledon against gojo (lol we’ll just pretend it’s co-ed) and you guys are glaring eachother down hittin serves n nasty forehands that the tournament has never seen but theres sm sexual tension too 😔🫣 AAAGGHHHH i just love sports au’s sm ✍🏼

and omggg YES i love that sm haha im biased too so i’d probs make it a gojo fic xD im a gojo girlie’s girl alskdjdhd and you’re so right he’s go nuts if he couldn’t have someone he wants aaaaaaaa zuro bae ur headcanons n ideas are just so 🙏🏼 chefs kiss god bless u

much love <3

- ellie 🔥

#zuro anon #asks

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hqmillioncorn · 5 months

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⭐⭐Sweet Magic~!⭐⭐

Babycorn nervously turned up the flame of the stove. As her frying pan got hotter, her anxiety grew. A little voice in her head kept telling her that now wasn't the right time to grab the food with her hands. "It's too hot for that! You'll burn your tongue!" The voice told her. The voice also sounded suspiciously like her friend Lunya. "...But it's so yummy loooking!!" Babycorn whined. "You can wait a few minutes!" The Lunya in her head reminded her. Before it could say anything else, Babycorn grabbed the fried egg and stuffed it in her mouth. "OWIE!!!!!!!" Babycorn yelled and spit the egg back onto the frying pan. Lunya, who had actually been standing behind Babycorn the whole time and was NOT a voice in Babycorn's head, could do nothing but shake her head.

Lalapril 4/25 Gratitude with @windupnamazu 's Lunya lanya

welcome to coooking with babycorn!!!!!! today we're gonna be cooking!! cookies!!! or is that baking? same thing! with special guest warrior of light lunya lanya!!! yipppeee!!!!

“Okay I think I got everything…” With one last look at the ingredients balanced precariously on Cherrypit’s head Babycorn carefully opened the door to her room and let her brother waddle out.

Last time they had done this she had placed one too many things on him and that resulted in the stack hitting the top of the door and tumbling down on top of her.

She would have liked to avoid that happening again.

As soon as Cherrypit waddled his way out into the hallway Babycorn let out a small cheer. Cherrypit lifted his arms up and also let out a small “Yippee!” All that was left for them to do now was make it to the kitchen! That would be as easy as flipping over a fried egg!

Which of course always had to land directly onto her head. There was absolutely no other way that was done of course!

“Follow me Cherry!” Babycorn happily sang, as she skipped on ahead towards their destination. Cherrypit ran in place for a little bit before taking off right after her. He babbled something excitedly in his little baby language, probably something about how hungry he was.

They hadn’t eaten since breakfast and that was a whole fifteen minutes ago!

Yesterday, in a spur of the moment sort of thing, Babycorn decided that she would make cookies for everyone to eat after dinner. It took her a minute to decide what kind of cookies she would make but eventually Cherrypit had the great idea of making lemon cookies.

Initially he had suggested chocolate-chip but after learning he would have to share them, Cherrypit quickly changed his mind.

Those lessons about sharing things with other people were still having a little trouble sticking to him sometimes.

So lemon cookies it was! Honestly Babycorn didn’t even know cookies came in lemon flavors but it was silly of her to think otherwise. There were so many flavors out there in the world that cookies could come in any flavor! Maybe somewhere out in the world there was a cooking that tastes like mud?

She would definitely ask Lunya about it when she found her!

Babycorn knew that Lunya could do a lot of things. Like fighting, paying for really expensive things and making pretty clothes. All of which of course meant that she could obviously help her with baking cookies. “It’s like I always say-! Making cookies is just like fighting a really big sandworm!” Babycorn explained to Cherrypit. “So Lunya can totally help us!”

He nodded, though Cherrypit really had no clue what she was talking about. But if Babycorn had said it, then it must be right! Hopefully Lunya wasn’t busy with anything else. If she was, then Babycorn could always bake cookies some other time.

Babycorn hummed a song to herself as she made her way towards the stairs leading to the basement. “Hmm…Actually, Cherry? Do you think maybe I can bake the cookies by myself?” Baking cookies wasn’t too different than juggling right? “If I can juggle I can make cookies!” She grinned, taking the first step down the staircase.

Cherrypit, who was jumping down the stairs two steps at a time, looked up and nodded. “Yeah! We can make lotsa cookies!” He bounced up and down while letting out a little cheer. The outrageously tall stack on his head jumped along with him.

While Cherrypit knew his way around the kitchen after his time at the Culinarian’s guild the oven was still unknown territory to him. It would be really exciting to finally be able to use it!

“Yeah! We got this! That way Lunya can be surprised too!” This was such a smart idea! Why hadn’t she thought of it earlier?!

Babycorn took a single step into the basement and felt a foreboding feeling in front of her.

“HUrK?!” Babycorn froze. She hadn’t even seen whoever it was that was standing in front of her but by instinct alone she decided that the best course of action was to hide behind Cherrypit and his comically tall stack of ingredients.

Cherrypit turned around and looked at Babycorn and then turned around again to look in front of him.

Standing in the middle of the basement was Lunya Lanya herself, arms crossed and hair flowing dramatically behind her. All while looking like she was trying really hard not to burst out giggling. “Hi Lulu!” Cherrypit waved over at Lunya without a care in the world. He babbled and wiggled around happily when Lunya waved back at him.

“Hi Cherry!” Somehow Lunya had been the ones to find Babycorn and Cherrypit instead of the other way around.

It made sense. After all, it was said that Lunya had some sort of sixth-sense when it came to knowing when Babycorn was about to make a poor decision about anything.

Or when she was about ten minutes from setting the kitchen on fire.

It occasionally overlapped.

Cherrypit waved his arms around excitedly and waddled over to Lunya, the squeaking of his shoes walking away from her let Babycorn know that she was no longer safe. “YEEP?!" Babycorn hastily stood up and looked around. When she spotted Lunya her worries mostly disappeared.

“Lunyaaaaaa!!” she cried out, running towards her with open arms.

Babycorn screeched to a halt right in front of her

Is what I would have said if that actually happened, but no, instead Babycorn tripped and sent herself flying over Lunya and right into a wall.

“AH?! Babycorn?!” Lunya flinched as the sound of Babycorn colliding with the wall sounded through the basement. It wasn’t the first time this had happened and it probably wouldn’t be the last either. Both her and Cherrypit ran over to check to see if Babycorn was okay. “Bebe? Bebe hurt?” Cherrypit asked, looking up at Lunya to see what she would do next.

“UWuawuaguwgauwaguUWUA…” Babycorn had bounced off the wall after hitting it directly with her face. There was a red mark on her forehead but otherwise it looked like she was fine, if not a little dizzy. It was best to make sure though.

Lunya had the idea of asking Babycorn how many fingers she was holding up but she thought of a better question. “Babycorn if you had to choose between eating a worm or a banana split, which one would you pick?”

“I would choose both of em’. Ahahaha…..”

Lunya sighed, “Well she’s fine.” She flicked a simple benefic at her forehead to heal the wound away. Her attention turned now instead to making sure Cherrypit wasn’t scared.

She pulled out a small lollipop from the pocket of her shorts. The lollipop was shaped like the head of a namazu. “Here Cherry!” She made sure to take the wrapper off the candy right in front of him so maybe he could remember for next time. “You were really brave just now, good job!”

Cherrypit bit down on the lollipop and pulled it from Lunya’s hand. “Mmmhmhmmh!!” He thanked her the best he could. Then he crunched down the lollipop and swallowed it whole, plastic stick and all.

Lunya made a note to herself to remind BOTH siblings that you weren’t supposed to eat that part.

“LUNYA!!!!!!” Babycorn suddenly screamed.

“NyAAAAHAHA?!”

Babycorn had sprung back to life and was back to standing on her own two feet, albeit a little off balance. “There you are! Me and Cherry have been looking for you for the past…” Babycorn paused, it looked like she was concentrating really hard on something.

She raised up her hands and began counting with her fingers. “One…Two…Three…”

Until she gasped, holding up her hands towards Lunya, “Five! We’ve been looking for you for five minutes!” That was a pretty long time! Wasn’t it?! “We need your help with something! If you don’t mind!”

“Don’ mind!” Cherrypit repeated.

“I don’t mind! I’m happy to help.” Lunya nodded. There was a sense of apprehension though, considering what was standing right in front of her. “Does whatever you want help with happen to involve that…?” Lunya pointed at the giant stack of assorted things on top of Cherrypit’s head.

For some reason Lunya couldn’t actually tell where it ended.

‘Yeah! It does!” Babycorn gestured over to the tall stack of things still perfectly balanced on Cherrypit’s head. “I got everything we need to make lemon cookies!” Babycorn took a look around to see if anyone was listening. “I wanted to make some for everyone. As a thank you” For what? Babycorn didn’t quite know. The urge just hit her suddenly, maybe it was a thanks for putting up with her since the beginning? For still letting her pal around? She really had no clue.

Lunya smiled warmly, “That sounds nice! I’m sure everyone would love some! Including me!”

“I knew it!” Babycorn beamed, tapping her feet excitedly in place, “And since you’re helping you can get extra cookies!” That’s how it worked after all.

“I was planning to get extra either way!!”

If the cookies were edible this time at least.

Lunya took a closer look at the tower of ingredients. Traveling from the top all the way from the bottom she could see things like milk, a huge bag of flour and eggs all separately stacked on top of each other. For a moment Lunya worried over not seeing lemons along with the other ingredients but chances were Babycorn was just going to borrow some from the kitchen anyway.

It was a pleasant surprise to see Babycorn using edible ingredients to make something for once.

Before Lunya could even congratulate Babycorn on a job well done, she noticed her pulling something out of her braids. Something that had no less business being in there than her usual baby corns did.

Babycorn proudly flashed a familiar shape in front of her. “I even got these cute little B’ig Nunh shaped cookie cutters!” Babycorn wiggle it around with a giggle.

“We are not using those~!” At this point Lunya was getting worried with how much B’ig merchandise Babycorn was somehow getting her hands on.

“Okie dokie!” Babycorn tossed the cookie cutters over her shoulder with such ease that you would think she probably had ten more of them at home. Which would be wrong. She has thirty. “Okay! Let’s gooooooooo Cherry!”

Babycorn took off running towards the kitchen with Cherrypit right behind her.

“Babycorn don’t run so fast!” Lunya shouted, chasing after the pair of siblings. At this point she would have hoped that Babycorn would remember that she wasn’t allowed inside of the kitchen by herself.

And having Cherrypit around didn’t count, as many people had explained to her already.

Not after the cereal combustion incident two years prior…

As Babycorn narrowly dodged running straight into a chair, she pulled up to a stepstool and climbed up to the top. Then she slammed her hands on the counter, “Okay Cherry! I’m ready!”. On cue Cherrypit gave her a tiny salute and expertly threw the stack of things off his head which all landed neatly around Babycorn. Including an apron that just kind of fell on Babycorn’s head.

Lunya clapped alongside Babycorn, “Wow! Good job Cherry!” At this point Lunya noticed that Cherrypit had also brought along with him some tools for measuring and even a mixing bowl for everything. “Babycorn, did you actually bring all of this…?” It was almost too good to be true.

“Yuppers!” Babycorn nodded, as she tied the apron in front of her. “I’ve been watching people make cookies all week and I memorized what they were using!”

“Oh? Is that so?”

“Yeah!”

Lunya put her arms behind her back and smiled, “And you didn’t happen to take these things from Himbo’s room did you?”

“N-No…? Of course not!”

“Oh course not!” Lunya grabbed a measuring cup and turned it around to see the insignia of a beaver on it. “So I’ll just go tell him that a raccoon broke into his room and stole his things!”

“What?! No it wasn’t a raccoon! It was me!!” Babycorn couldn’t cover her mouth with her hands fast enough. “I-I mean…!”

“HA-! Wait no. Give me a second.” Lunya quickly ran out of the kitchen and into the designated break room.

Babycorn and Cherrypit sat there in silence with only the sound of distant rummaging while they waitied for Lunya to come back. When she finally did, she was holding a similar step stool to the one Babycorn was standing on. Lunya ran over and placed the step stool next to Babycorn and climbed up until both girls were almost at the same height.

Lunya pointed a finger directly at Babycorn. “HA! Got you.” She did a little excited bounce and wiggled her arm around.

“Noooooooooooooooo!” Babycorn wailed, “How did you knooooow it was meeeee?!”

“Well you pretty much admitted it.”

“That’s true!”

Lunya felt something poke at her side, when she looked down she noticed Cherrypit standing right under her. There was a big bag of flour on top of his head. “Lulu!” He jumped up and down to show her what was on top of his head, as if it wasn’t obvious enough.

“Can you open the flour?” Babycorn asked, she put her hands together. “I couldn’t open it! I thought I could but it's really really strong! Please please please please!”

“Okay, okay! You don’t have to beg.” Lunya moved her hands in a calming motion to ease Babycorn’s worries. Cherrypit walked closer to her and moved his head in such a way that Lunya could easily reach the flour. “Alright! Let’s start making these cookies!” She grabbed the bag of flour by both ends and pulled them apart. Thanks to her strength the bag of flour opened with ease. The bag let out a white puff of flour in defeat.

“Yippppeee!!!” Cherrypit and Babycorn let out a cheer as Lunya poured some of the flour into a bowl. “Go! Go! Lunya! Yaaaaay!!!”

Lunya blushed lightly, “Aw you two…” At this point Lunya was well aware that both Starsinger siblings cheered at just about everything that she did. No matter what it was. And for some reason she always felt a little more energized after hearing it. Not only her but other people too…

Surely it was nothing.

Lunya took the still sorta full bag of flour and went to carry it out of the way. “Okay Babycorn what’s-?” She began to ask, but her question would never see the light of day because Babycorn would cut her off with something that chilled Lunya to her very core.

“Okay thanks for the help Lunya! We’ll take it from here!”

Lunya stopped in her tracks and looked back at Babycorn, dropping the flour right where she stood. Her eyes were shut and a wide smile was frozen on her face.

“Eh?” What had she just said? “What do you mean?”

“We only needed your help opening the flour! Me and Cherry will bake all the cookies so you don’t have to worry about anything!” Babycorn was wildly waving a wooden spoon around in the air. Cherrypit grabbed a smaller metal spoon and held it in his mouth. “Cookies!!” He gleefully shouted.

Lunya looked around the kitchen. There sure were a lot of things in here that were flammable. And pointy, And poisonous. And capable of causing tummy aches. “Are you sure? I really don’t mind helping!”

“Yeah I’m sure!” Babycorn grabbed an egg and handed it to Cherrypit. He cracked it on the edge of the bowl and expertly dropped the insides into the bowl. “I promise I’m not gonna set the kitchen on fire again or stab myself or eat something I’m not supposed to!”

Given Babycorn’s past history Lunya had a very valid reason for not quite being convinced of Babycorn’s claims.

On the other hand, Babycorn had brought all the right ingredients for making lemon cookies. Cherrypit was also with her and she had seen his cooking skills first hand during a barbeque last month.

Babycorn was even using the measuring tools she had (admittedly) stolen to measure things and asking Cherrypit if it was okay before adding it in.

And she wasn’t even taking a bite of the raw ingredients?!

Could it be that Babycorn was…LEARNING?!

Dare she say, Lunya was feeling more than a little proud. It almost brought a tear to her eye.

“Okay Babycorn!” Lunya took a step back to walk out of the kitchen. As she neared the exit Lunya let out a little cheer of her own, “You and Cherrypit got this! Don’t keep all us waiting! Because I’m sure those cookies will be super yummy!”

“Thanks Lunya! I promise me and Cherry are gonna make them taste super duper yummy!” Babycorn did an excited little dance and waved Lunya a short little goodbye before looking back at her counter in front of her. “Okay time for the secret ingredient!”

Then, Babycorn pulled out a bottle of Lemon-scented dish soap with a hearty Tada! Cherrypit mimicked his sister and said the world's squeakiest tada! after her.

Unfortunately (or fortunately?!) he did not have a smaller version of dish soap with him.

Lunya’s eyes widened to an almost absurd degree. The speed at which she turned and ran back into the kitchen could not be understated. She was almost afraid to ask, but it had to be done. “Babycorn. Why do you have that?”

Let it be known that it was a brand new bottle too. “I just bought it today!” Babycorn helpfully explained.

Then without breaking eye contact with Lunya once, Babycorn began to empty the entire bottle of dish soap into the bowl full of flour. An aroma of lemony freshness soon began to overtake the entire kitchen as Babycorn smiled. “Yummy! Yummy! Yummyyyy~!” Babycorn happily sang to herself.

The dough was starting to smell really good so that obviously meant that the cookies would taste just as good too!

Lunya could do nothing but stare in horrified silence, her mouth agape.

“B-B-B-B-Babycorn y-you really shouldn’t…” Lunya tried to say. But there was no stopping Babycorn at this point. Lunya could now only watch helplessly as Babycorn added an entire bag of bird feed into the bowl alongside the dish soap.

Needless to say, no one but Babycorn and Cherrypit touched those cookies that night.

#lalapril #lalapril 2024 #Babycorn #Cherrypit #Lunya #cooking with babycorn is filmed before a live studio audience #no its not sorry i lied #dmawkldmawklmd sorry to everyone who gets soap cookies instead of actual edible food #i dont know if butter would eat these but if he did he would probably burp out bubbles #babycorn should not be trusted around the kitchen #cherrypit can but hes still so small :plead:#sorry to lunya lanya for forever being babycorns first person she ll run to for advice #she imprinted like a baby bird #next week babycorn bakes a meatloaf! with rocks!! and detergent!

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