Not The Thick of It related, but it would’ve been interesting to see Jeremy Hunt stabbed 17 times in the back in the middle of Parliament while delivering his sham of a Budget.
woke: crowley tempted the senate to stab caesar because aziraphale was upset about the library of alexandria
bespoke: aziraphale was in rome as part of the arrangement. he's the one who tempted the senate to stab caesar (and ten billion burned books cried out for vengeance) 😇📚😌🔪
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*yes i know this was pre-arrangement but for the sake of unhinged delight no it wasn't
Okay I knew the stabbing Caesar thing was a bit, one I was very into, but now. Ooooh boy. Now that I know who BURNT DOWN THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA? Brutus. Gimme that knife. I'll go first. And second. And third. And fourth. And fifth. And sixth seventh eight ninth tenth eleventh thirteenth fourteenth -