#we should all stab caesar!!!!

[harrows-soup-kitchen]

okay I know we do this every year for easter but fuck it I’m throwing one out now too:

tamsyn muir and tor publishing have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever this ides of march!!

[tolleollesonne]

He must've been a standuser.

[periwinkle-the-11th]

IT'S TIME🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

[dramaticpandabear]

ITS TIMEEEEEEEE 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[elonassassin404]

The next big meme needs to be everybody making manifestos so that they can't narrow down who did it when the next billionaire bites it.

We need to go full "I am Spartacus" in the next few years and get it so that everybody is a suspect so that whoever actually does manage to slip in the knife is lost in the crowd.

I don't know who is gonna manage it, but I do know this: I will be on their side 100% over anybody with enough money to fix world hunger and then just decides not to do it.

Caesar wasn't stabbed by every senator, but enough of them were in on it to make sure the fucker was dead anyway.

[spelled-like-pajamas]

A little late for the Ides of March, but just thought I’d include it!

[mamamissy]

Happy stabby to the lovely people in my phone.

[communist-mud-witch]

not to be anything but supremely silly on our beloved stabby holiday but i feel like it’s important this year to consider the fact that just because at least 37 guys never actually stabbed caesar, it doesn’t mean they weren’t an important part of the assassination.

it only takes one good stab wound to kill a tyrant, but one sword is pretty easy to dodge if you’re used to dodging swords. you can probably run from ten or twenty, and if there are 200 guys in the room (plus the slaves, but i highly doubt they’re trying to stop you killing caesar), you can get away from 10% of them, even if the other 90% aren’t actively defending you.

but if there are 60 of you with swords, at least a few of you are going to stab, and they won’t have to worry about getting stabbed themselves because you’ve got their backs. even if you trip or drop your sword or otherwise fuck up, you know somebody else is there to stab caesar in your place.

and if there are 60 of you, the size of the conspiracy means that success depends on the discretion of an enormous number of people. somebody is going to let something slip— somebody’s wife and kids knew. somebody’s friends knew. yes, lots of people tried to warn caesar, but one presumes that if somebody warned him of the exact date and time of his assassination, he might. you know. do something about it?

just because you don’t stab caesar doesn’t mean you’re not vital to the revolution.

[disappointingcabbage]

happy ides of March yall

[mell-bell]

It’s almost here guys I can feel it

[brinaarcadia]

Each new Tyrant ventured here in search of conquest, Delta. Fontaine. Ryan. And now you. But every aspiring Caesar must learn to fear the knives of his fellows. Ask yourself… what does Sinclair stand to gain in guiding you here?

[nocturne-side-blog]

WE SHOULD ALL JUST [BOOP] CAESAR!!!!!

Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.

[toofewtrueblue]

Happy Ides of March! In preparation for the holiday