#let's go surfin

[lorde-taciturno]

I want to do this to my university emails

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Though surf culture in California is well known, Floridian surf culture is less known due to the reclusive nature of the local Jewish surf gangs, or, "Surfin' Sephardim."

[hvbris]

@versin-surfin​​ sent: nothing's ever just a conversation with you. (Haymitch to Effie) from: JOHN WICK FRANCHISE (2014-2023) PROMPTS

Effie raised an irritated eyebrow at him, her hands still busy trying to properly place her scarf on her head. As if it wasn’t daunting enough to be living in 13 without her wigs or her makeup, Haymitch had to be even more annoying than usual!

“Well, what would you like to converse about, then?” she quipped, “the dreadful nature of this place? How everyone is wearing grey overalls? Overalls, Haymitch!”

[sohannabarberaesque]

We never knew Tom and Jerry still had it in them on the waves!

(Meanwhile, could you imagine other Hanna-Barbera Funtastical types enjoying a cool session on the waves every now and then? Let me know your comments in this respect through reply or reblogging, as you prefer.)

[formulaa-1]

Instagram au 🔥 C.S

nepo baby!reader x Carlos Sainz

after rumours go round of Carlos’s breakup with Rebecca ,he’s seen with nepo baby y/n y/l/n…

note- not proof read so apologies for any mistakes haha

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3rd of January 2024

f1gossipofficial

f1gossipofficial: BREAKING: Carlos Sainz and Rebecca Donaldson have reportedly broken up after the two have unfollowed eachother on Instagram. The couple have appeared to be going through rocky waters for quite some time as rumours of cheating on both ends have been circulating.‼️

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sainzjr55: bring isa back 😝

user29: isa is happy on her own..Carlos doesn’t deserve her.

fan3: Ferrari boys are giving 🚩🚩 (id still let them do unholy things to me)

cl16_55fan: HAHAHAHA FR.

username01: I didn’t think they would last long tbh. They don’t really go together yk

leclercboyz7: say what you want about Rebecca but her style is 🧑‍🍳💋

fannn28: facts 😌

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14th of january 2024

y/n_y/l/n

y/n_y/l/n: happy new year my loves 🥂💋( I’m only 2 weeks late🤭)

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yourbff: wifey💋💋

y/n_y/l/n: 4eva😘

sainzjr55: Carlos…what are you doing here 🤨🤨

y/nstann: happy new year queen 👑😘

user2: our fave nepo baby is back 😆

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16th of january 2024

carlossainz55’s story

caption: surfin it up 🤙🏽🏄🏻‍♂️

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17th january 2024

y/n_y/l/n

y/n_y/l/n: starting the year with good food and the best company 🛥️☀️

tagged: friend1,friend2,friend3,friend4 and carlossainz55

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friend1: love you girly 💗

y/n_y/l/n: mwah🫂

f1gossipofficial: Carlos what are you doing here😲

sainzjr55: FR

ln4_norizz: lando liked soooo must be something between them🫣🫣

hater5: another boring brainless gold digger🤦🏻‍♀️ when will these drivers learn lol

f1happyplace: instead of leaving hate comments on y/n why don’t you learn to get some respect. Carlos ain’t gonna notice you babe🤣 jealousy is what it is.

y/nstan: POP OFF.

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24th of january 2024

y/n_y/l/n

y/n_y/l/n: womp womp💋💋

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alexandrasaintmleux: prettyyyy

y/n_y/l/n: ily💗

user1: WHAT IS THIS ???!!! do they already know eachother or has carlos been seeing y/n on the side for a while???!!!!

sainzgurll: THE CAPTION HAHAAHAHA

user4: y/n is so unbothered and I’m here for it

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fan8: y/n devoured the haters fr.

hater92: home wrecker

y/n_y/l/n: lol we aren’t even together (yet 😉) hahahaha ,buttttt I can’t wreck what was already ruined🤷🏻‍♀️

tifosigirl: Y/N WE LOVE YOU HAHAHA

sainz55fan: rebecca and Carlos broke up. Y/n didn’t ruin anything they were already broken up get over it luv

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part2???

authors note~ Thankyou for having so much patience with my writing I know it’s very off and on again and I apologise for that but I do have a lot of other commitments which doesn’t always allow the time for this so I’m sorry ❤️ this is kinda sloppy but I had to write something :)

[aspartame-parent]

Random X-Men Headcanons!

Me and my friend have compiled a lot of headcanons for the X-Men (mainly formulated from jokes) so I wanted to put some here! A few of these are headcanons, most are jokes lol

Kurt listens to really peppy music when he's upset, the main one being the Beach Boys. Just imagine him, poor little German boy, singing Surfin' USA tiredly, trying to turn his mood around.

Erik listens to girly pop music, mainly Katy Perry and Ke$ha. Why? Because it's funny. Let him be girly pop.

Scott tells a lot of jokes but he's deadpan so people can never really tell. Like sometimes he'll just say some insane shit, plain faced, and see how the others react.

Dancing headcanons! Remy is a very good dancer, being particularly prolific in swing dancing. Logan somewhat refuses to dance, but he can line dance. Morph doesn't know how to dance, but they act like they can, dancing like a drunk white girl. Scott and Jean like to dance in private, but Scott gets nervous to dance in front of others. Ororo can bust that shit down.

Scott tries not to laugh when he, or someone else, is doing a bit. Like he tries not to break as he jokes along, to the point where he has to stop talking to not smile, biting inside of his mouth.

Furthermore! He also has a loud laugh, and people get a little caught off guard when they hear it. Me and my friend have described his laugh as a goose honk sound.

Kurt gaslights for fun, and he can get everybody pretty good, except Scott and Jean. You may think "oh because Jean's a telepath, right?" No, because--

Scott and Jean gaslight each other for fun, and they formulate these fake, big arguments, just as a bit. So, they're very familiar with gaslighting tactics, being they lie to each other as a joke, so when Kurt tries to, they immediately meet him-- A little too well, because Kurt is used to just messing with people.

Scott will occasionally freak people out by lowering his glasses (keeping his eyes closed of course). Like someone says "Hey, take a look at that." and he'll lower his glasses and go "Where?!" as a joke.

Everyone loves Kurt. Like, everyone. If Kurt doesn't like someone, everyone has a distaste for them as well.

Jean refers to her own psychic abilities as her "Jedi Mind Tricks"

This one isn't really a headcanon, just a running gag me and my friend do, but something bad will happen, or something inconvenient, and Remy will go "Don't worry.", insistently. Like a loud explosion can go off, and Remy will just say "Don't Worry." Occasionally this will be lengthened to "Don't what? Worry!"

We don't call Leech by his name. We call him Gneep Gnorp. That's it.

Kurt and Remy are super close (as pseudo brother in laws) and they hang out a lot, also doing that guy thing where they flirt with each other as a joke.

No one likes Emma. That's it.

Scott is autistic.

Warren is well manicured. He always has his hair just as he likes it, his wings always preened, his clothes always ironed. He'll a snazzy lookin' fella.

Rogue is a great singer. This barely a headcanon, her voice actress literally put out a song "Mojo Man (Ode to Remy LeBeau)", go listen to it.

Kurt's very coy and playful. Like, "Staaahhppp, hehe!" He also laughs at his own jokes all the time, like he cracks himself up.

Music headcanons! Here's just a few of the ones we made-- Scott likes dad rock obviously, mainly soft rock and folk rock (The Beatles, Hall & Oates, The Beach Boys, CSNY), Logan likes harder rock (Metallica, Alice Cooper, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden), Morph likes new wave and glam rock (Oingo Boingo, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Tears For Fears), Remy likes a fun mix of jazz, country, and soul, with a little rock sprinkled in (Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Billie Holiday, Queen), Jubilee likes a lot of pop, pop-rock, that sorta thing (Cyndi Lauper, Madonna, ABBA, Wham!)

Kurt has a lil hyperfixation on pirates and ships-- this is kinda canon in the comics. But he loves talking about pirate history and ships and misconceptions.

I'm sure there's a bunch of ones I can't remember but there ya go lol

thanks to @the-death-defying-night-crawler for being funny and making these with me lol

[pinpurin]

NINTENDHOE

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 1610! Miles morales x reader

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ hc of playing acnh with miles bc I miss playing it

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ gag worthy fluff tbh, I need me a bf like miles

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ header by pastelwalks

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ tbh he probably played before u two had gotten together but let’s pretend he didn’t rn

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ miles most definitely questions everything about the game

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷”why are we the only human??” “Why is the place being ran by a racoon?” “Who is this random otter in the ocean??”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷miles shaking trees and getting stung by wasp. After you told him that a villager can give him medicine he went up to one and they called him ugly LMFAO.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ I feel as if miles wouldn’t be picky when it comes to villagers, he loves all of them

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ skips all of blathers dialogue. “He talks to much” 😭

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷but because of blathers he remembers so many facts about dinosaurs, bugs and fish. He even recites them if he see it in public

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ “that’s a paper kite butterfly” “ I don’t now wether to write on it, fly it or spread it on toast”

“…what..”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ He isn’t really into the whole “selling villagers thing” and when he finds out you put your villagers up for sale on discord he judges so hard😭😭

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ “wdym your putting Moe up for sale???” “Miles he’s a ugly version of Tom, I don’t like him” “but FOR SALE??? That’s sounds like human trafficking”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ I feel like the villagers miles would like would be Dobie and Joey, don’t ask why they’re just adorable.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ now back to the actual game, miles would have BEEF with Tom nook (just like the rest of us)

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷” baby why do I have to pay a phone bill fee, he OFFERED the phone to me”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷imagine the first time he shoots down a ballon and it goes in the water LMFAO

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ when he has to build the nooks cranny alone, he would be so shocked at the amount of material he needs

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷”30?? 30 iron nuggets?? How am I supposed to get 30 iron nuggets if the rock only gives me two???”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ you start to treat him like he’s your sugar baby, giving him iron, regular wood (bc that shit is hard to get for no reason), flowers,literally anything

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷”hey baby, why’d you want to come to my island?? What are you dropping?? Is that MONEY, WHY ARE YOU DROPPING THOUSANDS OF BELLS??”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ he always says he’s gonna pay u back but you decline ofc

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ miles gets mad when he gets a sea bass for the 90th time so you offer for him to fish on your island only for him to get another see bass

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷” I got ANOTHER SEA BASS? If I hear this joke one more time I’ll start crying. “Baby here you try” *you pull a sunfish* *angry stare in disbelief*

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ he gets a little aggressive with Isabelle when she is trying to help the island get up to 3 stars and he keeps getting told “plant more flowers”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ now he gets 3 stars right, he’s fucking EXCITED like it took so long and he finally got it

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ miles fav k.k songs are kk crusin, kk surfin and kk western.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ I don’t think he has a theme going on, just kinda goes w the flow but loves watch island tours on YouTube

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷miles coming over to your island just to see you beating the hell out of a villager with your net and calling them names

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷”mi vida…. Why are you torturing them?..” “I want him to leave”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ most definitely has you design a Spider-Man costume for his character

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ I truly don’t know what his favorite season would even be, like idk I get spring vibes but it could be anything

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ having miles come to your island to catch the spiders that are harassing you. (I’m being so fr, the spiders scare me so much, if I see one I’m closing the whole game).

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ he WORSHIPS your island, like he loves it always praising you about it just UGH 😩 I LOVE HIM

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷” Amor??? Your island is so good, what?? How long did this even take?, you’re so talented I swear” “uhhhh haha it’s not that good” “ baby it’s AMAZING”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ acnh dates where Celeste is at your island and you both make wishes

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ “you know… my only wish is to be with you forever” “miles, you are so corny….I love you” “I love you to mi alma”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ spending the holidays together in acnh, like him wrapping up a gift for you during Christmas and you both exchanging them 😭😭 adorable

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ telling miles all of your island drama bc he swears yours is more entertaining

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ “omg baby, literally Raymond and Judy got into a fight the other day arguing about who’s better looking and Raymond said it was obviously him, so he was basically calling Judy ugly. THEN they had the audacity to ask me who looked better. “Whatttttt😮”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ he loves the game truly, he plays with you whenever you ask. He just got out the shower but you wanna play? let him hurry and put clothes on and he’s yours. Just got done patrolling after a long day but you wanna play? How could ever deny you with a face like yours?

I literally love this sm, I might have to make another one with 42!miles and another with the twins 🤔🤔🤔 let me know if y’all want that bc I’ll have it done,

[mur-art]

Mur's WTTT Art Master Post (Part 1)

A compilation of all my Welcome to the Table/Ben Brainard-verse art (so far), sorted by topic and character. I think I covered everything! I tried to organize them the best I could but some categories were hard to define. If I missed anything, plese lmk! WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD!

(GEN) COMICS/MULTI-CHARACTER SCENES:

---> Weekend at Congress (Florida, Loui, Gov)

---> Baby's First Hurricane! (Florida, California, Mother Nature)

---> Pile O' Corners (Four Corners)

---> The Gambler, The Family Man, and The Stoner (Nevada, Utah, Colorado)

---> A Family Affair (IDC, Penn, Gov)

---> Gator Onesie (Florida, Gov)

—> Surfin’ USA (California, Hawai’i, Alaska)

—-> To the Town of Agua Fria Rode a Stranger One Fine Day (Texas, Arizona)

FLORIDA AND CALIFORNIA ANTICS:

Continued under the cut...

---> Karaoke Night at the Statehouse

---> Halloween Horror Night

---> What is This "Moun-tan" You Speak of?

---> "Whatcha readin', Safe Space?"

—> Cali’s Gonna Yeet Him off a cliff

—> The One Where They Work at In-N-Out

INDIVIDUAL WTTT CHARACTERS:

Alaska

---> Good View From Up Here (Alaska + Hawai'i)

---> I Was Born Under a Wan'drin Star... (tw: blood)

Arkansas

---> Pirate Kansas!

California

(This diva has his own category; see below)

Colorado

---> Snowy Selfie

Florida

—> Florida!!! (Mur’s Version) (TW: Blood)

—> Emotional Support Alligator

---> Astrophysics for People in a Hurry

---> The Price of Freedom

---> Gator Onesie

Gov

---> You Should See The Other Guy (tw: blood)

---> "I Was So Worried" (Gov + IDC)

---> Gator Onesie

Hawai'i

---> Good View From Up Here (Alaska + Hawai'i)

---> Gossip Girls (California + Hawai'i)

IDC

---> "I Was So Worried" (Gov + IDC)

Louisiana

---> <3 Heart Eyes <3

Massachusetts

---> Spiked Dunks!

---> I Started a War!

---> Dunks Onesie! (feat. New York)

Michigan

---> "I Brought Salad!"

Montana

---> Treasure State // Big Sky Country

National Guard

---> POV You're Late to Your Date w/Natty Guard

Nevada

—> Playing With Fire (Nevada and Utah)

—> Vegas Vic (collab with @freshwolfhell)

—> Circus, Circus (collab with @freshwolfhell)

—> “Wait, YOU don’t have a lottery?” (Utah and Nevada)

---> Neon Showgirl

---> Caution, Do Not Dig (semi-nsfw)

---> Oh, You're Actin' So Holy (Utah and Nevada)

---> MOBvada

---> Being an Absolute Mood

New Jersey

---> Stick 'Em Up! (tw: blood)

---> Bad Boy (tw: smoking)

New York

—-> Emotional Support Pigeons

Oregon

---> Get In Loser, We're Dying of Dysentery

Utah

—> “Wait, YOU don’t have a lottery?” (Utah and Nevada)

---> "I'm Not Like Other States, I'm a COOL State!"

---> Oh, You're Actin' So Holy (Utah and Nevada)

Washington

---> Get In Loser, We're Dying of Dysentery

---> Judgy Washing Machine

Wisconsin

—> Go Pack Go!

SHIPS/DUOS:

Texas/California

---> Dios Mio, Erán Vaqueros!!

—> “Stay Still, Idiot!” (Hurt/“Comfort”)

—> OMG They Were Cowboys!

---> "Let Him Kiss Me..." (nsfw)

---> I Hate Everything About You

---> Not-So-Lone Star (semi-nsfw)

---> Wildflowers

---> Saw Your Face in a Dusty Daguerrotype

---> "It Suits You, You Know" (Cali/Austin)

Florida/Louisiana

---> Summer Afternoon Flirting

—> Karaoke Night at the Statehouse

---> "Mornin', Sunshine" (semi-nsfw)

---> OMG They Were Pirates!

---> Bisou Ur Face

---> Those eyes, damn those eyes

---> "Hey Loui-- <3"

Utah/Nevada

—-> Playing the slots (slot canyons)

Florida/Gov

—> Send Me a Selfie

California/Nevada

—> “Fighting” Over the Remote

---> California is a Big Spoon (nsfw)

---> 99 Problems

California/New York

---> First Meeting (“I’m Not Here For Your Silly Rocks”)

—-> Working Late

---> Straight Gay Espresso Morning

---> "Get Loved, Idiot"

---> Can't Handle the Cold

New York/New Jersey

---> "What the [bleep] are you lookin' at?"

Massachusetts/Virginia

—> The Gentleman and the Sailor

---> Kingdom of Days

Oregon/Washington

---> Get In Loser, We're Dying of Dysentery

---> May 18, 1980 (tw: blood)

Alaska/Hawai'i

---> Good View From Up Here

Massachusetts/New York:

—> I am NOT Wearing That!! (The Dunks Onesie Saga continues!)

A SECTION just for CALIFORNIA since I draw him so much (whoops):

---> Money, Power, Glory (CA Statehood Day Art 2023)

---> Fem!Cali

---> Looking for the Golden Light

---> Two Sides of the Same Coin/King of Diamonds (NorCal + SoCal)

---> Twelve Atmospheric Rivers Later...

---> "I am California, Can't You See?" (CA Statehood Day Art 2022)

---> Gossip Girls (California + Hawai'i)

---> Firebender Cali

NON-CANON CHARACTERS/OCS:

Jefferson

---> Abolish the Police...Birds? (feat. Austin)

San Diego and San Francisco

---> CA's Favorite/s?

[lorde-taciturno]

Love when sentai does this

[shelbgrey]

Next to me(Emmett Cullen)

Chapter 15: the cold ass Beach

Table of contents

The beach was freezing today but Mike and Jessica were suiting up to go surfing. Me, Emmett, and Angela were all snuggled up in blankets and hoodies in Tyler's van. Bella on the other hand was setting up in the driver's seat of the van reading a book and tuning everyone out.

“So I keep thinking Eric's going to ask me to prom, but then he just doesn't,” Angela told me and Emmett. I looked over at her with a smile.. “You should ask him”

Angela got flustered as I continued to talk. “Take control, you're a strong independent woman” I said.

“Yeah, guys dig chicks that take control,” Emmett added.

“I am?” she asked us. Me and Emmett both nodded. It went silent for a while but then Jacob and Paul came over with Sam. They both had big smiles as they said hi to me and my cousin. Jacob smiled and nodded towards Emmett but Paul just ignored his presents

“Hey, n/n” Paul smiled, coming over to sit next to me in the van.

“What's up kid?" Sam said, leaning on the van.

“Not much” I smiled as I pulled my blanket around me tighter and rested my head on Emmett's shoulder.

“Hay Bella” Jacob smiled as my younger cousin crawled out from the front seat to see her friend.

“You surfin'?” Jacob asked us. I shook my head like he was crazy. “Definitely not, too cold”

“You're cold and yet you're cuddling a leach” Paul mumbled. I threw my empty Coke can at the back of his head as I glared at him.

Angela waved at the boys while Eric looked at them with a questioning look. I sighed and pointed the the boys.

“Guys this is my other cousin Sam and our buddies Paul and Jacob” I smiled and introduced the boys to my other friends.

“Keep Bella company, her date bailed on her" Jessica teased. “to be nice” Bella said but I ignored her.

“What dates?” Eric asked. “Bella invited Edward,” Jessica said to Eric.

“We tried to invite Emmett's siblings but they weren't up for it,” Angela said softly.

“Public gatherings aren't my family's thing,” Emmett said.

“well I'm glad you came, '' Angela said. Everyones looked at me kinda shocked but at the same time they all looked happy.

“Wait what?” Bella asked bitterly but she was ignored again. “I think it's nice they invited them, no one ever does” Tyler said softly.

“Because the Cullens are freaks,” Mike joked, totally forgetting Emmett was right there. Eric pushed his shoulder. “shut up, man”

I snapped my head towards the blond trying to fight the urge not to rip him to shreds

“sorry about him” Angela said to Emmett just brushed it off.

I looked over to Jacob and Sam and they both just shook their heads with a frown.

“You know them?” Bella asked the boys.

“The cullens don't come here… Well they're not supposed to, " Paul said bitterly.

Jacob just looked at him with a wary look. I looked up at Emmett as he shook his head.

--------( ....... )--------

"What did your friends mean by the Cullens don't come here?" Bella asked Jacob as we walked around the beach. Bella and Jacob were a couple of feet behind me, Emmett, and Paul. Me and Emmett walked hand in hand trying to ignore Paul's heated stair.

“Oops. you caught that huh?” Jacob asked. I chuckled. “Dude everyone did,” I said, moving closer to him with Emmett behind.

“But why doesn't your family come here?” Bella asked Emmett. Him not knowing what to say shrugged. Bella then turned to Jacob as he sighed and lowered his voice.

“I'm not supposed to say anything,” he told Bella. “me either” Emmett added.

“I can keep a secret,” Bella smiled. Jacob nervously chuckled and shrugged at her eagerness.

“It's just an old scary story” I said before Jake or Paul could let out any information Bella shouldn't know. Bella looked back at Jake and nodded for him to continue . He sighed but still had a slight smile showing he wasn't annoyed with her. Jake looked at me wanting me to continue. He knew I had the story down and knew it better than him.

“Okay, did you know the Quileutes are supposedly descended from wolves?” I asked. Bella nodded her head.

“Wait wolves?" Bella asked, moving closer to Jacob. “So what's your res's beef with the Cullens?" Bella asked Emmett and Jacob. Jacob sighed as their thoughts flooded my head.

'Jake and his big mouth,' Paul thought.

'It's just a story right? It's no big deal they know' Jacob thought.

“Well the Cullens are supposedly descended from this,” Jacob said in a spooky voice trying to scare bella. I Chuckled and playfully elbowed him. “They're supposedly from an enemy clan but they claimed to be different, so we made a treaty with them”

“Didn't you just move here?" Bella asked Emmett. He nodded. “yes we did”

Paul was quick to but in. “Or they just moved back,”

Emmett shot him a glare as Bella looked even more confused. “They just moved her from Alaska, back off,” I said

“So what is the treaty?” Bella asked.

“If they promised to stay off Quileute lands, we wouldn't expose what they really were” Jacob paused as Bella shivered. He was about to tell us but Angula and Eric raced past us screaming.

“Let's get out of here,” I mumbled to Emmett. I pulled him away but Bella stopped Jacob when he tried to follow.

“Wait...what were they really?” Bella asked. Emmett just shook his head. “Bella, it's just a story about our ancestors… Nothing more” Emmett stated as he started to get annoyed.

Bella looked at me with slight fear almost , maybe disturbed. I only nodded telling her it's okay. Something I haven't done in a long time.

<Next chapter>

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites in: Solar Monsters (by @avaveevo)

Ch. 3

The next day, Terry was getting stuff ready for the beach as he smiles at Korvo putting on his bathing suit and putting on the sunscreen on the Pupa as he wines.

Terry: takes a deep breath and sighs Finally, a real beach day for the Solar Opposites. Better than the last time we had to save a beach from a giant space lobster!

Korvo: Well thank God there isn’t any space toxic waste involved, which was sadly my bad. puts a beach hat on the Pupa and then a toddler-size swimsuit for the Pupa

Pupa: Fishies.

Korvo: That’s right Pupa, a real beach day for the Solars. Better to celebrate my accomplishment with a nice day at the beach for the family. Calling out Yumyulack? Jesse? Sonya? Are you almost done?!

Yumyulack: offscreen I’m ready!

Jesse: offscreen Almost ready! Trying to tie up my swimsuit and whoa! gets the swimsuit tied up by Sonya Thanks sis.

Sonya: offscreen No problem!

Korvo: sigh I knew I should’ve bought her a regular teenage girl’s swimsuit.

Two minutes later, Human Korvo drives bus to the beach as he began to breathe in the fresh air. He then check his eyes for some strange reason but he sighs in relief, which concerned human AISHA. Human Yumyulack then kept looking down at the pills as he sighs. Human Terry strokes Human Yumyulack’s hair softly as Human Yumyulack looks up and smile at his father. Then, the bus made it stop at the bus parking lot as the Human Solar Opposites got out the bus with joy.

Music for this scene:

Human Jesse: Yay! Finally some beach time!

Sonya: Oh boy! I’m gonna make a sandcastle!

Human Pupa: Yay!

Human Terry: Okay guys, just remember? Don’t do anything crazy sci-fi! Got it?!

Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse, Sonya and Human Pupa: Got it Terry!

Human Korvo: Now, let’s finally have some fun in the sun.

The kids cheer as they run to the beach in joy. After they found their spot, Human Korvo begins to relax as he sees the kids having fun. Sonya is a building sandcastle, Human Jesse is having fun in the water, Human Yumyulack is busy using a metal detector and Human Pupa is splashing in the water with Human Jesse keeping him safe.

Human Jesse: Easy there Pupa. We don’t want you to wonder off in the water.

Human Pupa: laughing as she splashed around in the water

Human Yumyulack: Come on! Come on! Give it to me. Papa like!

Human Korvo: calling out Don’t go searching for swords or other stuff with that metal detector now.

Human Yumyulack: Got it Korvo! detects a pipe that caused him to fall and scream

Human Korvo: sighs Teenagers.

Human Aisha: I know right? But, still adorable, right?

Human Korvo: Yeah.

As the Human Pupa continue having fun in the water, he suddenly hears something.

Beach Teen #1: You know what I heard from the other dude?

Beach Teen #2: What dude?

Beach Teen #1: I heard that one dude made it the snack shack on this beach and he made it! Got a free milkshake!

Human Pupa gasp and looks at the sigh with a milkshake on it. In wonder, the Human Pupa sneaks away from Human Jesse offscreen.

Human Jesse: picks up a pretty seashell Look Pupa, I found a… huh? sees Human Pupa not here

Human Jesse looks around and notices Pupa’s floaters near her family’s beach stuff and sees a skateboard bought.

Human Jesse: What?!

Sonya: What’s going on? gasp

Human Korvo: What is it- sees the Human Pupa on the skateboard Oh shit! Pupa!

Human Aisha: Damn it Pupa, not again!

The Human Pupa skateboards all around the beach’s sidewalk as everyone watches him. Two man dropped their cigarettes upon seeing Human Pupa skateboarding. A kid who was getting ice cream watch as the wind blew his ice cream on his face as he screams.

Ice Cream Kid: BRAIN FREEZE!

The Human Pupa continue skateboarding while his family watches in amazement. The only one who didn’t watch it is Human Terry, who is busy getting for him and his family at a beach store. Suddenly, one of wheels on the skateboard exploded and it starts grinding as Human Pupa gasp. The skateboard hits a rock as it made Human Pupa fly off it.

Human Pupa: twirling around in mid air while screaming

Human Korvo: Oh shit Pupa! Hang on! Korvo’s coming!

As Human Korvo runs up to catch the Pupa…

Mother: Now kids, let us thank the lord for this wonderful- Human Pupa hits the window Toddler!

Kids: Bountiful Toddler.

Kid #2: Amen!

Human Korvo helps get the Human Pupa unstuck as he sighs in relief and then the beach goers started to cheer for Human Pupa as a waiter hands a free strawberry milkshake over to Human Pupa.

Human Korvo: sighs What am I gonna do with you, you little rascal? tickles the Human Pupa on his tummy

Human Pupa: giggling

Meanwhile, Human Terry is about to return to his family with some beach snacks.

Human Terry: sighs Now, to bring some delicious snacks to my family and-

Mugger: Come on and give me your snacks. brings out a gun and clicks it

Human Terry: Hey! What do you think you're doing?!

Mugger: Shut the fuck up! Human Terry whimpers Fine, then how about some this! stabs Human Terry in the left arm

Human Terry: screaming voice FUCK!

As Human Terry held his bleeding left arm and starts breathing in and out, he looks as the mugger leaves and he stands up once Human Jesse saw the whole thing and runs up to her father.

Human Jesse: Holy shit! Terry, what happened?! Human Terry’s eyes develop tears as he began to whimper Terry? Are you… okay?

Human Terry breaks down into tears as Human Jesse puts her hand on his shoulder. A few minutes later, the police arrived upon the event as the doctors came and put a bandage on Human Terry’s left arm.

Human Korvo: Oh, my poor Terry. Officer, I want to press charges the mug who did this.

Human Terry: Thanks Korv…

Police Officer: Got it sir. Don’t worry, we’ll let you know when we found the mugger. Take care.

As the police and ambulance left, the kids look at Terry in worry.

Sonya: Mr. Korvo, is Mr. Terry gonna be okay?

Human Korvo: I’m sure he will. Hopefully.

Human Yumyulack: Aw Terry, we’re so sorry. We should’ve known. But, it’s gonna be okay.

Human Jesse: Oh Terry…

Human Pupa hugs Human Terry while crying and drinking his milkshake as tears run down the baby’s eyes. Suddenly, Human Terry started see his eye vision flashing orange as he began breathing in and out frantically.

Human Korvo: Terry? Why are you-

Human Terrry screams as he falls on his knees, which made his family gasp.

Human Korvo: Oh no! He must be having a trauma attack! Don’t worry honey, grabs Terry’s hand I have a solution to this, come on.

Human Korvo runs as he holds Human Terry’s hand and he made it to the ocean as the two husbands sit down and Human Terry started to calm down as he sees his husband’s hand on his.

Human Korvo: Feeling better...?

Human Terry: Yeah. Thanks, Korvy...

Human Terry then looks down as Human Korvo notice the depressed look on his husband’s face as the kids watches in worry.

Human Korvo: Honey, what’s wrong?

Human Terry: Korvo… don’t you think… I’m not brave…?

Human Korvo: No...you're very brave. You just have trouble using it.

Human Terry: Well, that’s the point Korvo. I am always afraid. All the time.

Human Korvo: What do you mean by tha-

Human Terry: Because, I AM ALWAYS AFRAID! Human Korvo yelps a little Ugh! I just hate it so much! Everyone time something horrific or bad comes up, I always act like a coward and just ran away! I’m not strong! I’m not brave! I’m just a fucking cowardly alien who doesn’t do anything right and just let fear take over him. sighs in frustration as he held his head down And I don’t think I’ll ever be brave, I never will be.

Human Korvo: Oh, Terry. I don't think you're any of those awful things...

The kids watch sadly at their dads as Human Korvo puts a comforting hand on Human Terry’s shoulder.

Human Korvo: You're the most bravest and most sexiest alien I ever knew. I'm happy to call you my husband.

Human Korvo kisses Human Terry on the cheek as Human Terry smiled. The two fell down the sand as they began to have sex on the beach.

Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse, Sonya and Human Pupa: Aw god! I’m gonna fucking hurl barfs in a trashcan Aw geez! Gross guys! Eeeewww!

Human Jesse covers Human Pupa’s eyes once Human Aisha then came back with some snacks.

Human Aisha: Got snack ya dummies! sees Human Korvo and Human Terry having snacks What the fuck did I miss?

Human Korvo and Human Terry continues to have sex while making out. The scene then flashes to two days later where it shows Human Korvo being awarded the Monthly Award as his friends and family cheer for him and congratulated him.

Cleveland Schroeder: Congratulations Korey Opposites! For this amazing new Beast Scanner! That saved so many innocent lives last week! Let’s give a huge hand for Human Korvo!

Human Korvo smiles as Human Terry kisses him on the cheek and Nova smiles at his side while a picture is taken and the newspaper press is spreader with the headline Korey Opposites, Scientist at GeenaDavisVille Labratories, won Monthly Award for amazing scanner. A few minutes later after the ceremony, the gang started to head home while Human Korvo heads to his room.

Kevin: Hey congrats Korvo!

Randall: Nice going man!

Mia: That is so amazing of what he invented!

Ms. Perez: See you at home!

Human Korvo: Okay guys, I’ll meet you down there later. I just need to go get something.

Human Terry: It’s good. I’ll stay with you.

Human Korvo: Now now Terry, I think it’s best if you head home while taking care of our kids. Let me know when the celebration is ready.

Human Terry: surprise at first but smiles and understands Okay honey, kisses Human Korvo on the cheek see you home. leaves I love you!

Human Korvo: smiling as he watches Human Terry leave I love you too…

Suddenly…

Beverly: Korey!

Human Korvo: groans

Beverly: I like to have a word with you. You may be all smart-ass and stuff but I…

But then, Human Korvo sees the bearded man from last night and runs off.

Beverly: What the?! Hey!

Human Korvo follows the bearded man, only to see him gone. He then sees a destroyed door with a knob destroyed as he sneaks in there. Human Korvo looks around and then sees the bearded man doing something as Human Korvo hides behind the wall.

Human Korvo: What the fuck?

Bearded Man: Let’s see, L-M. G-3. H-I. U-7. B…

As Human Korvo covers his mouth so he won’t get caught, he looks around, and gasp silently and then sees drawing and details on animals, beasts and men and women, especially horrific ones. That looked like if someone has fused man with beast as Human Korvo’s fingers began to go dark.

Human Korvo: Oh fuck…

As Human Korvo backs away, he accidentally stepped on something that made the beaded man turn around and see him.

Human Korvo: Shit shit shit!

Bearded Man: Well well well. If it isn’t the winner.

Human Korvo: Who are you?! What the fuck are you doing here?

Bearded Man: Korey, Korey, Korey…

Human Korvo: H-how did you know my na… suddenly looks closely at the man Wait a fucking second, I’ve seen your face…

Bearded Man: Oh well, I see you just ha-

Human Korvo: FBI Most wanted! You’re a criminal! notices his fingers going black and gasp

Beared Man: Huh? Very good point… for alien!

Human Korvo gasp and falls down screaming as he turns back into his Shlorpian self as he backs away on the floor.

Korvo: H-how did you know?

Bearded Man: A lot of people deserved a lot of things.

Korvo frantically presses the button as he breaks down in tears of fear

Korvo: tearfully You leave me alone!

Bearded Man: N-now I think-

Korvo gots out his pepper spray as he sprays it on the bearded man’s face and kicks him to the floor as Korvo enters the elevator and closes it.

Bearded Man: groans

Korvo starts breathing in and while crying in the elevator. As the elevator opens, Korvo pulls himself together and dries his tears away as he looks around and gets on his motorcycle.

Korvo: looks back while putting on his helmet I hope nobody saw me when I turned back.

Korvo then turns the radio which plays Novocaine from Fall Out Boy and drives off:

As Korvo drives away, the bearded man snarls at him and gets into a GPS Van as he drives off. Beverly sees the photo and follows the bearded man’s van. Beverly gets in her car and drives off.

Back with Korvo, he starts to feel relieved and safe from the bearded man as he starts to feel calm and removes his helmet and pants a little, until his vision starts flashing aquamarine.

Korvo: gasp No no no! feels a pain in his chest I gotta get home stat.

Korvo puts his biker helmet back on as he drives his motorcycle home. Once he made it home, Korvo frantically takes off his helmet and puts it on his motorcycle as he heads. Until…

All: SURPRISE!

Korvo screams a little but is amazed by what his family and friends did for him and smiles as Terry gives him a big kiss.

Korvo: Aw thanks guys. Sorry I was running late, I encounter a psycho.

Cherie: Huh?

Sherbet: Whuh?

Korvo: I’ll explain later. eyes continue flashing Right now, how about a toast?

Korvo pours Champaign’s into a wine glass and taps it.

Korvo: So, I want to make a toast. To my husband, my kids, my friends and my frenemies. I want to say how much you all mean to me, and to be honest, I don’t really care about some dumb old prize. I am just happy I have so many people who support me and cares about me as much as I care about all of you, so let’s just-

Suddenly, Korvo feels a sharp pain in his head as everyone gasp.

Randall: Korvo?

Korvo: groans in pain as his eyes starts glowing again

Darcy: Is everything okay?

Terry: Don’t worry, I got this. heads over to Korvo Honey?…

Suddenly, Korvo’s vision starts to static as it shows an angry Terry.

Terry: Why are you being so embarrassing?

Korvo: I’m sorry! I can explain!

But then what is really happening in real life, is a concern Terry backing away.

Terry: Hey. Hey. It’s okay Korvy, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about.

Korvo: You’re right! I am embarrassing! I really fucked things up.

Yumyulack: Yeesh. He must be so tense.

Montez: Don’t worry, let’s back away a bit.

Mia: Good idea.

As everyone backs away, Korvo continues cowering as he began to breath in and out.

Korvo: I’m sorry Terry! Why didn’t it tell you?

Terry: Aw honey, what is it you wanna- vision You already made us feel fucking stupid enough!

Korvo: No-no. I did to protect you! You and the kids would’ve freaked out!

Everyone began to grow concern about this.

Nova: realizing what is happening Oh no.

Terry: It’s okay. You can tell me anything.

Korvo: Yes! You can tell me the truth!

Terry: You wanna hear the truth?!

Korvo: freaking out WHAT'S THE TRUTH, TERRY?!

Terry: YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL!

Korvo gasp, as the vision heads back to real life, which shows a concern and worried Terry.

Terry: K-Korvo?

Korvo: You’re right. I’m not special at all!

Korvo runs up the stairs without a word, as Terry and the others remain in shock.

Terry: What the fuck? That not what I said. All I said is that his fucked up skin condition makes him special.

Mia: Aw Poor Korvo, he must be so stressed.

Cherie: Yeesh. You weren’t kidding when you told us this skin condition was a big deal.

Principal Cooke: Is he gonna be okay?

Terry, believing Korvo needs to be reminded that he is loved, decided to head upstairs.

Terry: Don’t worry guys, I’ll go talk to him.

Suddenly, everyone heard a soft deep moaning.

Sonya: What is that…?

Terry: Don’t worry sweetie, I’m gonna go check it out. You and your siblings just stay here and entertain them.

As soon as Terry leaves, the Solar Opposites siblings look at the adults as they began to grow concern.

Yumyulack: So, who’s up for charades?

As Terry renters the room, he sees Korvo not here but then notice a big lump on it.

Terry: Korvo? Are you alright? hears moaning Korv?

Suddenly Terry sees something rising from the bed, Terry then timidly pulls the covers off. He then gasp, the figure rises up, and it reveals itself to be a giant monster Shlorpian, with horns that has icy blue tips, glowing aquamarine eyes, bat wings, icy blue tips on his fingers, he is bigger and muscular than other Shlorpian and he has sharp teeth as he turns around and sees Terry:

Terry: Aaaaahhhh!

Meanwhile downstairs, Jesse is doing the Batman Theme song with Pupa.

Jesse: 🎵 Na na na na na na! Na na na na! 🎵

Pupa: 🎵 Batman! 🎵

The adults heard Terry screaming and gasp.

Cherie: What was that?

Pezlie: giggling

Kevin: Is Terry okay?

Jesse: I don’t know. Yum and I will be right back! Sonya, you keep them busy!

Yumyulack: carries Pupa Come on Pupa!

As soon as the three alien children left, Sonya is overjoyed as she squeals in excitement.

Sonya: I know! We'll do charades!

As soon as Yumyulack, Jesse and Pupa enters their dads’ rooms, they see Terry backing away in fear.

Jesse: Terry?! What’s wrong is everything o-

The three alien siblings then see the beast as they gasp and scream in horror when suddenly…

???: distorted deep voice DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Terry and the kids grow shock that it speak as Terry walks to up to him.

???: Terry…I'm so sorry...

Terry: Korvo? Is that you?

Monster Korvo: Y-yes.

Terry: puts a comforting hand on Korvo’s face Baby, what happened to you?

Aisha: popping out of nowhere Oh shit! You weren’t supposed to see that!

Yumyulack and Jesse: What?!

Pupa: See what?!

Just then Sherbet and Nova enters the room.

Nova: Oh shit! That’s what you meant by, it’s time!

As Monster Korvo moans in dismay, Terry and the Replicants and Pupa’s eyes shrink down upon what Nova said.

Terry: What did you say?

As Monster Korvo looks down, Nova puts her hand on Korvo’s giant shoulder.

Nova: Korvo… it’s time…

A few seconds later, Monster Korvo gets out an old fable page that shows information about his family’s history.

Monster Korvo: Okay. Here’s the truth about my family’s bloodline. fable opens up to flashback It was the dark times on Shlorp. Our ancestor Koran, needed a way to keep his family safe. So, he prayed desperately for a way to protect his family from giant beasts. And with that, he was amazed by the night creatures so much, he transformed into a Super Shlorpian! And with that, Koran was able to fend off beasts, robbers and other dark folk. Which lead to the birth of an emotional monster… the Mundane… a creature that is sadly a form a Shlorpian takes after so much suffering and in pain from words, abuse or something like that… so Koran manage to help these people control by helping them remind them who they are… which led to the beast being sealed until it’s ready to be set free when the wounds are too investable to heal… so shifts back to the present as years past it has passed to their Replicants who has passed it on to theirs… which has actually been considered a blessing…

Suddenly…

Yumyulack: Are you.. SERIOUS?! eyes starts glowing purple again So it’s all your faults!

Terry: Oh shit!

Jesse: Yumyulack! No!

Super Shlorpian Korvo then got out the pills as Nova helps hold the squirming Replicant down and Korvo puts the pills in Yumyulack’s mouth.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: It’s okay! I had this form

since I was your age.

Yumyulack: eyes turn back to normal You…did? Wh-why you didn’t tell me?

Terry: Yeah, why didn’t you tell us?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Because, I got so angry and I lost control when I was your age. I ended hurting some Shlorpians. The doctor told me I was forbidden to tell anyone until I was older. Which… happened right now…

Terry: Oh. Well, I think your form is awesome sweetie.

Jesse: Pretty cool. Look at these abs!

Yumyulack: Yeah! My adult is like a super hero this is so cool!

Nova and Sherbet then look sadden as they look at Super Shlorpian Korvo, who starts crying.

Terry: Honey, what’s wrong?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: I-I just feel so awful. I’ve been lying to all of you for years. I was just so scared of how you would happened if I told you guys. I couldn’t tell you the truth because of the monsters are bad thing. crying I really am a monster…

Terry: Hey. None of that is true. You're not a monster. You're beautiful.I know what you did was wrong, but hey. All I see is an amazing scientist, a great father, a good friend and an amazing husband. Shlorpian, or Super Shlorpian, you will always be my Korvy no matter what. I promise, it’s gonna be okay. I’m here for you. We all are.

Terry then kisses his Super Shlorpian on the forehead gently as Super Shlorpian Korvo smiles and the kids start to hug him.

Jesse: We love you Korvo.

Yumyulack: Shlorpian or Super Shlorpian…

Pupa: Big.

As Korvo smiles, he finally began to shrink down as he turns back to normal as the family gasp.

Terry: Korvo! You’re you!

Korvo: Yes! I’m normal! Well, almost normal! Thanks guys. But we can’t tell Sonya about this. She wouldn’t understand about this. You know how scared she can easily be.

Terry, Yumyulack and Jesse: Good point. You bet. Absolutely.

Terry and Korvo then kiss. Then, a knock was heard.

Sonya: Korvo! We heard you’re all better. Is everything okay?

The door opens and it shows Korvo in a new aquamarine gown.

Korvo: Yeah. Just ceremony post stress. I’m sorry guys.

Principal Cooke: It’s okay. We know that skin condition is really fucked up.

Cherie: Yeah, it okay. We know you didn’t mean it.

Ms. Perez: We’ll still support no matter what.

Sonya: Mr. Korvo? Are you okay?

Korvo: Hey Sonya!

Sonya: Mr. Opposites!

Sonya hugs Korvo and Terry as they smile. Later, that night, Terry was waiting for Korvo in bed. Until, he heard groaning.

Terry: Huh? Korvy? Are you-

Terry suddenly sees Korvo transforming again, but this time more calmly and tries to rip his robe apart.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Fuck. My clothes. They're too...too tight.

Super Shlorpian Korvo rips his robe apart with huge strength as he roars. Terry then grows smitten by his husband’s abs as he blushes.

Terry: Damn, those fucking abs sure look sexy.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh. Y-you do? Thanks…

Super Shlorpian Korvo then looks down sadly.

Terry: What’s wrong honey?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Terry? I’m scared. No on can see me like this. They would be afraid, especially Sonya.

Terry: Don’t worry, I’m sure they’re never gonna know. I promise. You are still my husband, and whatever comes, we’ll get through it together.

Korvo suddenly sees the sunrise as he panics.

Terry: Wh-what’s wrong?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: I-I’m scared I might get burned in that form.

Terry: Hey. I’m sure it won’t. takes Korvo’s monster hand Come on.

As Super Shlorpian Korvo and Terry heads up on the roof, he sees the sunrise and as it shines on his body, Korvo doesn’t feel a burn as he smiles and Terry looks at him while smiling. The two alien husbands then head back in their room as Korvo began to approach Terry.

Terry: Hmm? What is it honey? What’s wrong?

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Ssh. Let me take care of you, baby…

Terry then realizes what is happening and grins, and the two alien husband began to have sex, this time in Korvo’s super Shlorpian form as they began to moan.

[makeitblueart]

"I'ma go out healing, Getting cleansed by the sea breeze, I can't let go of this feeling, Can ya teach me how to live life fully?"

-Stray Kids, Surfin'

I wanted to do something fun and summery before summer ended!!

[palettepainter]

Sooooo Teeth and Floyd totally dated right?? how did your ocs Terri and Mick react to the news/how do they feel about Tina after episode 6?? And when Tina was at bands show at the end of s1

!!SPOILERS TO MUPPETS MAYHEM EPISODE 6!!

Episode 6 was made for the LGBTQ+ community

And they 100% dated you kidding me?? They literally ran away together and raised Animal as a pair for god knows how long till the rest of the band came along, they dated, they smooched, they fooled around, they held hands, the directors told me trust me

I like to imagine younger Teeth had such a big puppy love crush on Floyd, who he thought was so cool. He was free and uncaring of views from others, he was daring, risky - something well behaved mama's boy Teeth wasn't used to, but was drawn to. Since Tina didn't like Floyd from the get go imagining the two dancing around Teeth's parents so they could hang out (picture that scene with Flynn and Rapunzel from Tangled or Pear Butter and Bright Mac from MLP)

Tina: *entering Teeth's room* Junior?

Teeth: *plasters a big grin on his face while leaning on the wall* U-uh Yeah mama??

Tina: Just wanna let ya know honey that dinners gonna be ready in a jiff, it's gumbo night!~ And don't you forget to go wash yer hands before you come down okay?

Teeth: *thumbs up, sweating* Yep!

Tina: *smiles* I'll give you a call when it's ready baby ^^ *leaves and closes the door*

Teeth: Mhm.......*sighs* Okay she's gone

Floyd: *peeks out from the warbrode and sighs* Phew!...We gotta find a better way to get around your parents, otherwise your gonna need to get a bigger wardrobe

Teeth: I know..

Tina probably suspected something, and didn't like the idea of this couch surfin' no good muscician datin' her sweet baby boy, but every time she tried to catch them doing something scandalous or Floyd trying to convince Teeth to break rules she'd only find them doing purely innocent stuff, like baking cheesecake or watching the TV (they prolly saved their smooching for when Teeth was round Floyd's house)

As for Terri and Mick they wouldn't mind, I discussed this with Snuf on Discord but Terri would probably really like Teeth, mostly cuz there's nothing about him to hate. They probably knew about Teeth and Floyd being together cuz their was less pressure to try and keep it hidden so Floyd either straight up told them, or Terri and Mick put two and two together. If it was the later I imagine it went down like this:

Terri: *pokes her head through the door* Hey Floyd-

Floyd: *quickly straightens shirt* Uh- Yeah?

Terri:...*raises brow* Everything okay?

Teeth: *hiding behind the door sweating*

Floyd: Yep! Aaaall cool here!

Terri: Right...anyway, me and Mick are headin' out for a few drinks, foods in the fridge so help yourself whenever you're hungry okay?..*looks behind the door at Teeth* Same to you honey, help yourself *looks back to Floyd* We'll be back in a few hours, you boys have fun *leaves room and closes door behind her*

And for how Tina and Mick would feel about Tina after s1? I did have an idea of writing/drawing a small interaction between Terri and Tina of the two hanging out and starting to become friends. I imagine Terri doesn't trust her right away, but she loosens up a little. She probably senses Tina feels bad for pressuring Teeth to be a dentist for so many years and can tell she's genuinely trying to be supportive of Teeth now.

the idea I had was Terri bonding with Tina over a drink during one of the bands concerts - Terri joking that the best thing 'bout Floyd being a rockstar is she gets free alcohol at the events they play at - maybe Tina being convinced to give beer a try, she hates it, and Tina laughing (not unkindly) at her reaction

[sluttyhollow]

Mm as a soon to be 2x HBCU graduate (UAPB & JSUMS) I think it’s only fair that we pretend HBCU men’s volleyball teams exists and talk about how Aran Ojiro transfers to one from Japan.

warnings: none really, suggestive content, black reader, Aran at an HBCU

I was just thinking about College Athlete! Aran who came to the states to go to school and met you there. Japan wasn’t full of people that looked like him but America was. Through the sea of finally familiar unfamiliar faces he spotted you.

College Athlete! Aran who saw you in the cafe one Wednesday and hasn’t stopped asking his teammates, who happened to already knew who you were, to get your number for him

College Athlete! Aran who finally got your number, after hitting you up on insta, and started pressing you heavy. He knows what he wants and he’s tryna show you.

College Athlete! Aran who starts hanging out in your room during visitation and sneaking back into your dorm complex afterwards to spend the night with you (lmfao I used to climb through my friends window and sleep there when I was drunk or missed freshman curfew 😭)

College Athlete! Aran who finally cuffs you officially after him and a few of his teammates got to fighting outside of a party because some dude kept trying to pick you up (iykyk 💜💛)

College Athlete! Aran whose really a perfect boyfriend. He gets to the cafe early and waits in the line on chicken Wednesday so you get a plate of fresh chicken once you leave class. He stays with you in the library study room until the wee hours of the morning and then walks you back to your room.

College Athlete! Aran who gets dumb happy when you ride the travel bus to their away games or drive to them to sit in the stands. You don’t know much about volleyball but the way his hands make contact with the ball and smack it full force makes something in you warm.

College Athlete! Aran who is actually pretty possessive, if the fight didn’t let you know that, and sits you on his lap when y’all are, just chilling in the union or on the yard so everybody knows you’re taken and who you with.

College Athlete! Aran whose kisses always find a way to steal all the oxygen from your lungs. Who kisses you like he’s trying to prove himself through the motion of your lips together. Always do full of passion.

Ughhh I’m down bad for Aran, why couldn’t he have been at school with me 😭 who you wit cause that’s the go to HBCU song besides swag surfin

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Fundamental Differing

Chapter X: It’s All Hate And Money

masterlist | playlist | pinboard | chapter ix

summary: an idea is proposed by your label that you’re not sure you want to take part in, especially given the circumstances.

tags: hurt/no comfort but barely, angst, fake dating, slow burn, idiots in love, mutual pining, mutual heartbreak, these two are so stupid sometimes it hurts

a/n: i’m so sorry this took so long and it’s still not very long, but it DID inspire me to keep going! also yeah, ofc i brought the angst back. bc that was the whole plot. just stupid ppl that cannot communicate right now bc they r afraid!!! also if any of my links are broken pls let me know, im trying to fix them but they decide to work half the time?? Disclaimer: I do not give permission to have my work reposted on other sites. Reblogs are more than welcome, but please inform me if you find my work elsewhere unless otherwise stated. Reblog to support the author!

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July 1986

The breeze is refreshing, despite it blowing your hair into your face. Eddie sits next to you, hands behind his head as he lay in the sun. He’s showing off his tattoos, including the one he’d gotten from you last month, your initials in your handwriting scratched neatly above his hip. In front of you, Robin and Steve splash each other in the lake, both of them shrieking and laughing as the cool water hits their faces. Your heart is full, spending the weekend at Steve’s parents’ unused lake house with your closest friends. Nancy and Jonathan arrive tomorrow, and the five of you have plans to roast marshmallows and sing songs like in all those cheesy horror movies. You could do this every day for the rest of your life, and be perfectly happy. You know Eddie doesn’t feel that way, he gets restless in places so still, and you have this deep, irrational fear that his urge to keep moving will end up being your downfall. But right now, that’s a non-problem. You return to your book, The Harlequin’s Son, as Eddie cranks the boombox up another few notches to blast Beach Boys Surfin USA.

—

Present Day

Eddie’s POV

“Eddie! Is Sweetheart about Y/n?” “Was Pretty Boy written about you?” “How long have you and Y/n been together?” ���Eddie, where’s Y/n?” The questions are hurled at him by fans and journalists alike as he enters the venue, cameras flashing in his face as Steve tries to shield him.

“We have no comment at this time, thank you! Bye!” Steve shoos the mob as well as he can manage, holding his hand out in front of photographers. Eddie keeps his head down, saying nothing as the door swings open for him and his band.

“Hey, they’ll let it go, it’s just fresh right now.” Steve reassured him, a comforting hand landing on his shoulder.

“It’s not them I’m worried about.” He looks around, every backstage of every venue looks the same to him, but you’re in the wings, lugging your guitar and amp to the stage as crew members set up pedal boards and wires. You look up then, and offer Eddie the smallest of smiles that he returns with a shy wave.

“I’m sure Y/n is fine, too.”

“You haven’t talked to them?”

“I’ve been busy with your temperamental ass!” Steve jokes, nudging him. “Besides, they’re a lot stronger than you think.”

“Hey. I know that. You think I don’t know that? We were together for like, four years. That isn’t my point.” It’s his turn to be defensive. He’s never doubted your strength, it’s your temper he’s concerned with. You’re not one to shy away from chewing someone out for a wrong assumption.

He looks from Steve back to you, watching as you chat with a crew member about something. You’re in plain jeans and a tight black t-shirt, your hair tied on top of your head haphazardly.

He feels a second nudge. “Stare more, would ya?” Robin’s appeared on Eddie’s other side.

“Who’s staring? I’m not staring.”

“And I’m not a lesbian. Try to blink, you’ll look less obvious.” Her smirk makes his eye twitch. “Or, y’know. You could just go say hi. Like friends do.”

“Seriously? You’re giving me shit about this too?” Eddie groans, craning his neck to the ceiling in irritation.

“Of course I am! If you guys are gonna do this dance the whole time we’re touring, I'm gonna get my jokes in!” This causes Steve to snicker.

“Listen, I’m only gonna say this once. Y/n and I are adults. You two are being so immature about this. There is absolutely nothing else between us, okay? Nothing.” Steve and Robin exchange a look, and begin to giggle again. “Cut it out!” Eddie whines, then startles when he feels a light tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find you, sparkly eyed with a tight smile on your lips.

“We need to talk.”

—

Your POV

You don’t mention what you’d heard from Eddie’s lips, but you feel your heart sting a little. Nothing else between us? Bullshit. But now isn’t the time to call him out on it.

“What’s up?” Eddie leans against the doorframe of the dressing room, arms crossed casually.

“I just got a call from my label. They, uh, saw the magazine article.” You keep your voice low, not wanting to alert your gaggle of friends hanging out inside the dressing room. “They want us to play into it.”

“Play into it?” Eddie quirks an eyebrow teasingly. You’re sure he knows exactly what you’re talking about, but he wants to hear you say it.

You groan. “They want us to be seen together more, out in public. Hold hands and shit.”

“They want us to date for publicity?”

You shrug. “Pretty much.”

“Do you want that?” He sounds sincere, even concerned.

“I don’t know if I have that choice.”

Eddie straightens his posture. “You always have a choice. It’s your life, regardless of what your label wants you to do.”

You sigh. He means well, you know that, but it would be so much more added stress to fight with executives while on tour. “Well, what do you think?”

“You know I’m always down to play tricks on the public,” he laughs, “and if you don’t mind being around me all the time, I’ll definitely do it.” You can’t get a read on him. If he doesn’t have feelings for you, why would he want to pretend?

“Okay. Then let’s play some tricks, yeah?” You offer your hand, and he stares. “You’re supposed to shake it.”

He blinks his stare away, and grasps your right hand in his. “Let’s do it.” He nods, and you can’t help but smile.

—

Your anxiety is skyrocketing tonight. With the added weight of this dating scheme, you barely have the mental capacity to make it through soundcheck.

“Are you okay?” Robin approaches you when you fumble the chords to Pretty Boy again, wincing as you sing the lyrics you’d written so many years ago.

“You have to promise not to tell anyone. Not even Steve.” You’re whispering, even though you really don’t care if your bandmates find out. But Steve will try to protect you, probably going as far as making a scene in front of the label execs if he deemed necessary, and that was way too much to deal with right now.

“Consider my lips locked.” Robin makes a point of zipping her lips, locking them, and tossing the imaginary key behind her shoulder. You fill her in on your plan, not mentioning your nerves or feelings the entire time.

“And you think this is a good idea?” She asks when you’ve finished your rant. She’s not saying it to bite, she genuinely seems worried for you.

You shrug. “Probably not, but DDA is still new, we could get kicked off the label if we object to them this early. And they talked to CC’s agent already, so we pretty much have to do it.”

“But, what if you get the feelies again? Or worse, what if you don’t get the feelies, and now you’re lying to the world and to yourself?”

“First of all, feelies, Robin? Are we twelve? And secondly, I know. I'm screwed either way. Eddie already said he didn’t have feelings for me, so it’s not like-“

Robin interrupts you, waving her hand frantically. “When did he say that?”

“I overheard him talking to you and Steve earlier. ‘There is nothing else between us. Nothing.’.” You mimic Eddie’s gruff voice as you quote him, warning a chuckle from your bassist.

“You know that’s like, total bullshit, right?”

“No, I don’t! I can’t figure him out anymore, and frankly I don’t see why I have to.”

Robin pinches between her eyes like a disappointed mother. “You don’t. But you should figure your own shit out. Might be healing.”

You roll your eyes. “Whatever. This could totally be my undoing, I am very aware. But this could also be the push I need to make a decision. Either I’m over him, or I’m not.”

Robin pats your shoulder lovingly. “Okay, babes. Whatever you want. But maybe stop thinking about it until after we rock the shit out of this place, okay?”

You nod, finding the first chord again, and playing it perfectly. “Right. Let’s do this shit.”

—

Eddie’s POV

He taps his foot along anxiously with the house music, currently Blind Melon’s Tones of Home. His pen bounces up and down frantically in his hand, tapping against his frayed leather bound journal. A melody has been stuck in his head all day, but he can’t bring the words to match it. He’s about to throw in the towel when he feels another presence in the room.

He glances up, and his eyes meet with yours in the mirror. He whips his head around, startled by your stealth. “Hey, sw- hey, you.” He chuckles, feeling his cheeks heat up at the slip up. “Sorry, practicing.”

You shake your head, a small smile on your lips. “Hey. I wanted to be the one to tell you, there’s a lot of press here tonight. I heard Rolling Stone might try talking to you.” Your voice shakes slightly as you deliver the information.

Eddie is far too used to the overwhelming amount of public attention that comes with being a successful musician. It’s something he can’t stand, and you know that well. Nosy reporters were a huge reason he didn’t like when you would go on tour with him when the two of you actually were together. He was insistent on you not being seen with him, because he didn’t want them twisting your image. It was a selfish thing, Eddie realizes now. You are more than capable of taking care of yourself, but Eddie didn’t want to share you with the world. You were his to protect, and only his to be in love with.

But the world is falling in love with you now, for something you had created without him, and he feels all the pride for you in the world. Every day he wishes he’d been more supportive. Maybe this is his second chance?

“Thank you for the warning.” Eddie answers after a beat too long. You nod your head once, and pivot to leave the room when Eddie hears himself call, “Wait!” You turn to him again, waiting for him to continue. “You, uh, you think you could help me with something?” Eddie’s shy again, suddenly, like he’s back in high school asking you to go to prom with him. And he wasn’t even shy when he asked you to prom.

“Sure, what is it?” You walk deeper into the room, and Eddie moves aside to make room at the small vanity mirror. He slides his open journal toward you, where the page is littered in words crossed out, rewritten, and crossed out again. He snatches his guitar from where it leans against the wall, throwing it over his lap in a swift motion, despite the tight space.

“I have had this thing, this melody stuck in my head all day, and I either need to know if I came up with it, or if I’m remembering it from somewhere.”

He finds the first notes, fingering the strings expertly to a twinkling melody.

—

Your POV

You are really trying to focus on the song he’s playing. It does sound familiar to you, but you can only hear it like this, unfinished and on the fly. You squeeze your eyes shut in concentration, really focusing on the way the song flows together, trying to put words to it that escape you.

Until you figure it out. Your eyes fly open, wide as the memory comes back to you with full force. “Oh my god.” You throw a hand over your mouth.

Eddie stops suddenly, and looks back to you in the mirror. “Shit, is this someone else’s song? I thought I had something really fuckin’ good here!”

“No, no. Well, yes and no.” Eddie raises an eyebrow at your confusing response. “It, uh. That’s the song we wrote together. Like, right after graduation, when we went to Steve’s lake house. You played it on that really gross acoustic guitar that was in the garage, the one we found when we were—“ You don’t finish the sentence, knowing the raunchy turn the story takes. “Anyway, we started fuckin’ around with it, ‘member? And you came up with that—“ you point lazily to his guitar still in his lap, “but we never put words to it, we kinda just forgot. That is insane.”

—

Eddie’s POV

The memory washes over him, like a tidal wave pulling him under. You’d had the guitar in your lap, strumming lazy chords as you tuned the old, barely usable guitar that had belonged to Steve’s mother in another life. He remembers how hot that day had been, a record breaking heatwave baking the entirety of the midwest. Your hair was piled high on your head to keep it off your sticky skin, glimmering with perspiration. You wore only a bikini top and shorts, feet bare and dirty with the mud of the backyard. He’d stolen the guitar from you, plucking the same chords he’d just been playing, You’d started humming, then eventually singing, to his music, a soft smile on your face as your eyes closed, focusing on the way the two sounded together. He remembers everything else about that night, too, from the clumsy sex in the shed to the bonfire surrounded by his favorite people.

He finally turns around, his head purposefully craned up to avoid being eye level with your chest. The space between you two is small, and he feels his heart rate quicken. “Oh, shit.” Is all he says, being rendered speechless by the discovery.

“No, I mean, it’s okay! It’s such a pretty tune it’d be a shame if one of us didn’t use it. You should!” He can’t help but hear the slight disappointment in your voice, like you feel something was taken from you, by him. The idea comes almost as quickly as the memory had. “What if we just, put the song out?”

You place a hand on your hip. “What, like as a duet?”

Eddie nods, feeling the hope take hold in his chest. “Yeah! Yeah, we could write it, record it when we stop in New York maybe, or even after the tour if you want. And the suits would eat it up, too. Especially with this whole thing we got goin’ on,” He gestures to the space between your bodies.

“Oh. So this would be like, a money grab for you?” The hurt is clear in your wavering voice, and Eddie’s smile is wiped from his face.

“No, of course not.”

“No, right, but it’s a nice little extra. Have your cake and eat it too, right?” Wrong. So wrong, but what is Eddie supposed to do? Now is not the time to be confessing that he’s still completely enamored with you, head over heels in love. It’s so unfair to you, to both of you, to put that out there right this second.

“I mean, if you wanna look at it like that, yeah. The extra money would be nice. But it would also be cool just to work with you again. For real this time, as friends.” He’s praying it’s a good enough save.

You shrug. “We can try, but I’m not confident in our ability to work together.” There’s a bite to your words, and Eddie winces. “But I gotta go, we’re on in an hour.” You turn, and leave the room with an extra sense of urgency.

“Jesus Christ.” Eddie puts his guitar down, and throws his head into his hands.

—

Your POV

You angrily wipe the tear that’s escaped from your tear duct, annoyed with your own sensitivity. You’re absolutely overreacting, but the pain in your throat threatens to suffocate you if you don’t immediately do something about it.

And so, with nothing else running through your mind besides Eddie, the memories of him contrasting deeply with who he’s become, you stomp past your bandmates as they put the finishing touches on their makeup and hair, you slam the bathroom door behind you. You’d swiped the scissors from Harley months ago, and keep them in your toiletries bag for things like this. You grab a fistful of your hair and chop, not stopping to measure the length. You repeat the ritual on the other side, and again across the front of your face. When you’re finished, your hair looks like you lost a bet, your eyes are puffy from crying, and a string of snot has fallen down your face. You wipe it with your sleeve, and quickly change into the outfit hanging up on the towel rack: black sheer tights and a baby pink lingerie nightgown you’d thrifted in Montreal. You throw your leather jacket over it, do your makeup haphazardly as you hold the rest of your tears in, and apply an excessive amount of deodorant. You step out of the bathroom, and are immediately met with the horrified looks of your friends.

“What did you do?!” Sylvie throws their hands over their mouth in shock, and Lilith’s jaw unhinges as she gasps.

You shrug. “Needed a change. Now let’s rock the shit out of this place, huh?”

Your bandmates move to leave the room, not about to engage with your suddenly erratic behavior. You’re grateful for their silence, knowing you probably look ridiculous. This will give the press something else to talk about.

The noise of the crowd grows louder as you approach the wing. “Alright guys, go out there and-“ Steve cuts himself off as his eyes scan over you. “What the hell happened?”

Robin is quick to speak. “They’re fine. Don’t worry about this right now.”

“Right, but there are so many cameras out there, and I-“

“Steve!” Robin interrupts, shaking her head. “Not. Right. Now.”

Steve surrenders, lips tight. “Okay. Right. Go kick some ass!” He hugs each of your bandmates before they go on stage. When he gets to you, he rests a gentle hand on your shoulder, and pulls back when he discovers you’re shaking. “Are you alright?”

“Later.” You say shortly. More words about the subject will make you cry again. “I promise.”

“Okay. I love you. Do your thing.” He brings you into his hug, and you relish in your best friend’s warmth for a few seconds too long. The crowd is losing their minds.

“Okay, I gotta go.” And he lets you go. You walk onstage, and are blinded by the stage lights. The crowd never falters, even after seeing your new abomination of a haircut that Harley will surely kill you for later. Cameras flash from all corners of the room while fans whoop and holler for your band.

“What the fuck is up, Portland?!” You scream into the mic, and the answer is thousands of screams in your direction. “I just cut my hair in the bathroom, let’s fuckin’ party!” Lilith clicks her sticks together to count you off, and you launch into the first song of your set.

—

chapter xi

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