#levi shitposting

[yunjitsu]

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supposed to attend a wedding party in a few hours and yet I'm here, fully awake, staring into the starry eyes of a fictional man and wondering about his inner thoughts and emotions hidden in there

plz just let me fulfill my levi needs by drawing 24/7

[temis-de-leon]

Who's their emergency contact

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Lucifer: Mammon, his favourite brother and the one he turns to when things get serious. For the sake of his peace and sanity, there are things he'd rather keep secret from Diavolo and just for this reason he can't trust Barbatos either; telling something to the butler would only result in the prince knowing.

Mammon: you, whether you like it or not. Depending on the situation, Lucifer may leave him longer than necessary in the hospital (or wherever he's retained) and his younger brothers tend to make fun of him most of the time. If he has to face someone's wrath, please let it be yours.

Levi: Lucifer, the default option. As much as he loves and trusts you, he needs to be realistic: there are some things you cannot handle. Besides that, of course, his eldest brother is responsible when making decisions, especially if his family is involved.

Satan: Lucifer and he hates it. It used to be Asmo until he had an accident with a spell and ended up in serious trouble. When Asmo arrived he cried so hard out of worry that they had to call Lucifer, so he reluctantly changed it to save some time in the future.

Asmo: you. If something happens to him, the first person he wants to see when he wakes up is you and, if it were really serious anyway, you wouldn't go alone to get him. Plus, he'd also die of happiness under your care since he'd be receiving all your attention!

Beel: Lucifer, who he trusts the most in stressful situations. He loves Belphie with all his heart, yes, but he can't trust his twin to be awake at random times; emergencies can happen at any hour, after all.

Belphie: Beel. Does he have to explain? Besides you, there's no one in the family he trusts more than him, so it just makes sense.

You: Lucifer. Mammon tried to negotiate. He tried.

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Main Masterlist

This is so damn stupid. I promise I'm writing my normal posts, but I was watching Grey's Anatomy and it just happened. If it looks wonky, it's because I'm sleepy

Taglist: @ilovecandys2010  @ollieoven @kingofspadesdelusion

[captainuranium543]

mspaint posting

[l-mint-l]

[l3viat8an]

Levi: I’m so unloved and abandoned and mistreated and I’m going to die in the next 72 hours.

MC: So you’re like a tamagotchi.

Levi:*nodding* Yea but I’ve been forgotten in a junk drawer! Fuck my miserable tamagotchi life…

[astaroth1357]

If MC shouts one of the brothers names' loud enough in the Devildom, they will hear it and run right to them like it's an emergency.

Lucifer and Mammon are the fastest getting there.

Levi and Belphie are the slowest.

Beel and Satan will just cut a straight path to wherever MC is, even if they have to bust through walls and throw people to get there.

And Asmo never shows up alone. He'll always tell whoever he's with that MC needs help so he shows up with up to 10 guys as backup.

[rengokussy]

Levi would for sure be the kind of guy to use his scars and injuries to mess with kids.

“How did you lose your eye?”

“I didn’t listen to my mother”

“Why are you missing fingers?”

“This is what happens when you don’t eat your veggies”

[chloeapplepi]

[theredumbrellatheory]

he's a vicpim 😔

yapping/og image below the cut

found this will graham version and got inspired

went looking for the text because i figured it'd be easier to composite with a png than anything else but—i found just the whole original image instead i guess—used the nasty nasty automated machine process (some ai wand tool) to edit out the weird distorted skinwalker lady and went from there -- enjoy (p)image lol

[lyrichi]

mc, randomly at dinner: how do y'all feel about demon slayer

luci: demon what?

mc, taking a bite of rice: slayer

asmo: slay

levi: I wanna be a demon slayer :(

satan: levi, you are a demon

levi: owee :((

[notred4cted]

Beel: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Belphie and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Belphie.

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Mammon : I’m not stupid, you know?

Levi : Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it.

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Levi: help! I agreed to cook for MC tonight but idk how to cook!?

Mammon: *pouring milk into a box of cereal* and you came to me?

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Lucifer: out of all of us, who do you think is the most dangerous?

MC: honestly....

MC: me.

Lucifer: fair enough I guess.

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Belphie: Alright Mammon , Beel. Let's go over this one more time.

Belphie: If something breaks?

Mammon : We try to fix it before Lucifer gets home.

Belphie: If it doesn't work?

Beel: We blame MC.

MC: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

Belphie: exactly!

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Mammon: Crushes are so stupid. Whenever I'm near one I start acting stupid.

MC: you always act stupid.

MC:.....

MC: 👁👄👁

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[violetscanfly]

Ah yes. Me. My partner. And their 500 silver five foot seven tall titan plushie.

[c0rdyc3p]

first time drawing pav hello beautiful people

[captainuranium543]

[l-mint-l]

[l3viat8an]

MC:*Limping out of Levi's room* Ouch…

Asmo: Oh-ho~ and just what were you two doing in there?

MC: Not what you think!

Levi:*Walking out of his room, looking down at his D.D.D.* Hey MC, look! I found another position we can try!!

Asmo:*winks at MC* Right….it's totally not what I was thinking~

MC: Jojo poses…

Asmo…what?

Levi: MC and I have been trying Jojo poses!!!

Asmo…….oh..