#like THAT is percy ladies and gentlemen

[animefansession]

nobody is talking enough about percy singing the consensus song back to grover and annabeth while claping with that sass and that little smirk likE HE IS SUCH A LITTLE SHIT AND WALKER SCOBELL GETS PERCY SO FREAKING WELL IS SCARY

nodoby is talking about it enough and I dont know WHY

[the-black-parade-system]

hi can u do a walker scobell x reader fic of u meeting the percy jackson cast as his gf for the first time thank uuuu!!

iPhone screen

Walker Scobell x gn!reader

Summary: It’s only walkers 5th day of filming for the Percy Jackson series and Leah, Aryan, Charlie, and Dior find out he has a partner through his iPhone wallpaper.

Warning(s): different povs

A/N: Thank you so much for the request love! If there’s anything I can fix please lmk <33 also the italics were being really mean to me so sorry if those are messed up.

Walkers pov

It was my fifth day on set, and it was going pretty normal. I was sitting in a chair off set scrolling on my phone next to Leah and Aryan since it was our break. Leah looked up from her phone and looked over at me.

“Hey Walker?” She smiled and cocked her head a little, I looked up from my phone and over at Leah.

“yeah?” I look at Leah who is staring at my phone where my lock screen is showing.

“who’s that on your lock screen?” She asked with a slight giggle causing Aryan to look up. I proudly held up my phone showing off my lock screen which had a picture of my partner, Y/N, on it.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, my partner Y/N!” I proudly said as I watch Leah and Aryans mouths gape open.

“Your dating someone?” Aryan said while on the edge of his seat, so was Leah. I gave a nod and pulled up a picture of us when we had went to Universal Studios for their 15th birthday and proudly showed the picture.

“Well why haven’t we met them?!” Leah exclaimed with a smile plastered on her and Aryans faces. Aryan spoke up.

“you should totally bring them to set tomorrow walk,” Aryan said as he straightened out his posture in his seat. I thought for a moment.

“Will Rick allow it? I hope I’m not pissing off the producers if I do that.” I shrugged and put my elbow onto the arm rest of the plastic chair. Aryan looked over at Leah.

“I’m sure he will. I brought my best friend on set that one time.” Leah said, “Why are they like annoying?” She asked, I don’t think she was trying to be mean with that. At least I hope.

“No! They’re really chill.” I said with a smile and looked at the picture I had pulled up on my phone and smiled a little more.

“Then bring them! I’d love to meet them!” Leah said as Aryan nodded in agreement. I gave a nod in response.

“I’ll bring them then.”

Later that night, around 12am I guess, I texted Y/N while I was lying in bed.

You: “Heeeyy sweetheart?”

My love<3: “yeeees?”

You: “would u wanna come to set tmrw? My friends wanna meet you :)”

My love<3: “uhh lemme check with my mom.”

You: “kk”

My love<3: “she said it was fine as long as I can get a ride :)”

You: “sure! Me n my dad will come get ya tmrw morning.”

My love&lt;3: “What time?”

You: “Around 8:30”

My love<3: “that works for me. Night ilysm!”

You: “gn hon, ilyttt”

Your pov

The next morning I had to get up around 7:00 which kind of sucked. I threw on a hoodie and some sweatpants and brushed my teeth, combed my hair etcetera, etcetera. I waited at my front door for Walker to show up like a dog waiting for its owner to get home from work. I hummed a bit before seeing his dad’s car pull up and I immediately opened my front door and ran out.

“Walker!” I called out excitedly at the smiling face I was so used to seeing as I ran to the car that was sitting in my driveway.

“Y/N!” Walker called back, he rolled down the window to the passenger seat and looked at me. “Hello my dear.” He said dramatically and kissed me. I smiled and opened the door to the backseat.

“Hey walk,” I smiled and waved at Pete, walkers dad. “Hi Mr. Scobell.” He gave a wave and a tired smile, which made sense, it was 8:00am.

We got to set in around a 30 minutes, which wasn’t too bad. But the set was..intimidating. It was huge and already had cameras everywhere and a big parking lot. Walker looked at me through the rearview mirror with a smile.

“You nervous?” He giggled. I nodded “A little.” I said even though my hands were shaking. “you don’t have to be nervous, everyone is really nice.” He said, “And they’re all really excited to meet you.” That made me calm down a little, I mean, remembering Walker would be with me made everything better. Me and Walker hopped out of the car and started to walk to Walkers trailer where he introduced me to his makeup artist and his hair stylist. He was sat down in the chair where they did his hair and makeup and I sat in the chair next to him. Then Aryan walked through.

“Hey walk- oh, hi!” He waved at me, “Are you Y/N?” He paused walking for a little to talk to me, never knew I was that interesting.

“oh, yeah. I’m walkers partner.” I shook his hand and he had a big smile on his face. “cool! Nice to meet ya!” He said with a handsome smile on his face and walked off

“see you later!”

Walker perked up, “That’s Aryan, Leah should be here soon cuz she’s always late.” He laughed as I saw Leah walk through. She was even prettier in person. ”Am not!” She playfully punched walkers shoulder lightly as she had a smile abroad her face. “I’m Leah, I’m guessing your Y/N?” She asked and shook my hand

I gave a nod “Nice to meet you!” I said. She let go of my hand and replied with a small laugh. “Lovely to meet you too! See you two later.” She walked off to her trailer and Walker looked at me with an ear-to-ear grin on his face.

“I think you’re gonna have a good time on set today.”

“Me too, Walk, me too.”

[m4gp13]

Okay time to talk about Al's hero complex and Ethan's martyr complex more in-depth because I love it so much <3

Al's hero complex is pretty obvious. He thinks he's Katniss Everdeen fighting a valiant battle against the Capitol because no one told him he's not the main character. He sees himself and those who agree with him as the Heroes (tm) while any who oppose them are the Villains of Unrivalled Evil because obviously his people wouldn't be fighting them if they were anything less. Al definitely has the overwhelming optimistic approach of a heroic paragon who believes it's impossible for him to fail because he's the good guy and good guys always win (Ladies, Gentlemen and Assorted Genders I would now like to direct your attention to "heroes never die, right?"). Which is how he ended up getting the remainder of his army massacred because he wouldn't accept defeat and pushed them on for a last-ditch attempt at victory. He's willing to sacrifice his people for the greater good, and in this way he and Percy are like the inverse of "Villains will sacrifice the world to save their loved ones, heroes will sacrifice their loved ones to save the world."

Al was the most powerful child of Hecate and as such was chosen to lead the rest of her children into battle. For such a young guy, this probably gave him a sense of grandeur, importance and self-respect which translates well into him seeing himself as the hero of his story. He had Luke and his propaganda to look up to, Mt Othrys to run things from and the Princess Andromeda to help things along, as well as a swarm of younger demigods who saw him as a hero. Now I'm not saying it all got to his head but that is pretty much what I'm saying. There's also Hecate, who is a pretty loving mother all things considered and was helping and supporting Alabaster and her children all the way through the war. With her encouragement exacerbating Al's self-righteousness instead of giving him a reality check, his hero complex could only grow until it made the Al we see in Son of Magic. He has lost everything and has never been in a worse place but he is still so sure of himself and his own moral superiority.

Ethan's martyr complex is a little more subtle but it's there if you're looking. My guy sacrificed his eye to his mother and was A-Okay with the arrangement. He was asked, from a very young age, to go through a lot of short-term physical pain with the result of a long-term disability in order to make a change in the world, which he agreed to. So he already doesn't think too highly of himself which is a great start! His mother uses him as a vehicle for her goals and he is aware of this and consenting to it. He has already relegated his own life as a tool for someone else. And then there's the arena battle in the labyrinth where he was very quick to offer Percy his own head on a platter. He was thinking very pragmatically at the time. He didn't seem to care much about "holy shit I'm going to die" and was instead just thinking "If he kills me then I die but if he spares me then we'll both die 2-1=1 so if we go with the first option then that will be one less death" HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. His own life is something he can step back from, view in the context of the bigger picture and figure out how detrimental the loss of it would be to everything else going on around him. And then to further prove my point the last thing he ever does in the series is actually martyr himself to stop Kronos from ruining his mother's plans. Way to make it easier for me buddy.

As for how he ended up like this, his mother is fucking Nemesis. A hero complex and a martyr complex run antiparallel to each other with the key difference being that a hero will do whatever it takes to succeed while a martyr is all too happy to throw their life away for The Cause. In the eyes of a young child desperate to please his mother who is known for harshly punishing the prideful and arrogant of the world, being a hero who desires personal success and glory would be far too egotistical, and in order to be a hero his mother would approve of, he must be entirely selfless about it. She would despise anything else.

[dragons-and-cake123]

PJO Incorrect Quotes

Percy: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they have also met me.

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Percy: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*

Percy: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"

Associate: Well, I-

Percy: How about "You banged my mom?"

Associate: No...

Percy: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.

Percy: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

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Percy: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

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Percy: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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Percy as a child: I can't wait to grow up and have cool adventures!

Percy now: I can't wait to go to bed.

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Percy: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

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Percy: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Percy, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Percy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Percy: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

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Percy: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Percy: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

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Percy: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.  Percy: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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Percy: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Percy, admiring a sleeping Annabeth: You’re so cute. 

Annabeth, sleepily: I could beat your ass. 

Percy, lovingly: I know.

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Annabeth: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you're not allowed to do it.

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Annabeth: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I'm falling asleep already. 

“Cowards" on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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Annabeth: as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...  Annabeth, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.

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Annabeth: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.  The Squad: Awwww-  Annabeth: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."  The Squad: Oh.

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Annabeth: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Annabeth lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Annabeth: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Annabeth, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Hazel, playing a video game: How do I play?

*Hazel has drawn first blood!*

*Hazel is on a killing spree!*

*Hazel is on a rampage!*

*Hazel is unstoppable!*

*Hazel is dominating!*

*Hazel is godlike!*

Hazel: Don't worry guys, I figured it out.

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Leo: No problemo!

Leo, internally: But it was all problemo.

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Leo: *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages*

*Jumpscare*

Leo: *Jumps back* OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!

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Leo: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Leo: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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Jason: Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro… each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!

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Jason, looking at the squad: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

[non-neutoniangender]

Welp its a halloween episode, and right on time too, we had an emotional moment to get through. Anyway, I'm not familiar enough with the x men to know what these costumes are, besides cool.

Holy fucking shit FCG you're trying to FORCE Laudna back???

I'm so glad the dice decided to say no, thats so poetic lmao

Laura freaking Bailey ladies and gentlemen, and you tell me she didn't realize she had feelings for Laudna? Leaving her the choice, saying she would be there.... such fantastic roleplaying

okay So here I took a several month long break from watching CR for various reasons and I come back to remember that. I stopped watching IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RESURECTION. and I had forgotten it was halloween

oh noooooo not a 7 :(

(I cannot take matt seriously in these contacts)

(or taliesin as a vampire(?) for that matter)

I love that Marisha dressed up for this episode

Oh my god poor Laudna she's so traumatized

Whitestone!!! its thriving

The pinky promise 😭😭😭😟😟😟

I really adore the cast letting Laudna have a moment with the sun tree. What a lovely connection

Not ashley trying to steal the holy symbol from her own character

The implication that fcg sneezes is gold. thank you marisha lmao

Find Familiar!!!!

oh my god he has a voice!!!!

I love the voice that Matt has given Paté, amazing moment for everyone!

Oh I love that Percy gives the monkey a gun, such a percy move glad the monkey now has a gun to use.

Wow Sam. Just wow. These drink things are getting much more elaborate. Honestly the wack picures of the cast were better imo

The DREAMS!?!?! Not Eshteross, thats an awful thought...

I love Frearne chatting to the Sun Tree like a good friend. Rite of passage for the druids.

Love how proud of Taliesin is of Percy's stuff.

GILMORE!!!!!!!! ya love to see it.

Damn the dreaming that someone died is going to become important in this campaign huh.

Also the wills are super cool

I can't wait to find out what the Hells do with the letters not addressed to them.

Anyway, I'm very happy to have finally finished an episode for the first time in months, and hopefully this is the start of some good momentum? I'm really curious about the solstice and such, so.

[hanziii-11]

ok ok, ik i will say this about every single episode to come but ep5 was the best! i have collected various reasons to support my claim.

ladies and gentlemen:

✨️REASONS WHY "A GOD BUYS US CHEESEBURGERS" IS FRIKIN AMAZING✨️

1) grover underwood being an absolute genius

this guy manipulated an actual GOD into giving him information! the way he played ares by saying he was a fan and choosing the right reasons to state why = perfection. i love how the series is an updated/perfected version of the books because in the books, grover's just there to tell percy about the mythological world and to yell "fOoOd" for comedic effect whereas grover in the show is a powerful character and struggles dealing with his two best friends arguing and is actually genius. anyway, grover was awesome in this episode.

2) the chair scene and showing hephaestus

they didn't have the mechanical spiders, but they made up for it with the epic chair scene! it shows how annabeth and percy have become such close friends and that they can't bear to lose each other. also their fatal flaws! percy's fatal flaw is loyalty, so he sat on the chair and was prepared to sacrifice himself, and annabeth's fatal flaw is pride, so obviously, she tried to work out a machine made by A GOD. also we got to see hephaestus!! honestly that scene was perfection.

3) the hug

grover's expression was, "yes! they don't hate each other anymore!!"

4) hiding behind the thing (idk what it's called) on the road

they way they peeped out every 3 seconds>>> and when ares came and was like well hello there.

5) the three old ladies (the fates)

in the books, this comes in the first few chapters but since percy and annie hugged they included it later which i loved because percy thought she was worried about the hug when she was like, "no? this ain't about you, percy." that was hilarious!

6) the first seaweed brain line :) <3

"this isn't the arch, seaweed brain."

yess!!!

7) ares starting fights on twitter

that- that was what i always imagined him doing in his free time.

[once-upon-an-imagine]

You ask for more Charlie? Here I am.

What do you think about decorating a gingerbread house with Charlie?😈

I wanted to send some headcanon instead of always asking for a dialogue, but I have never done a gingerbread house so... you can use this as a theme to ask people for headcanon... that makes sense? 😂

All I can say is that I feel he would be VERY playful doing it. But that applies to basically everything he does😂

omg I love this! 😂😂  and don't worry, love I LOVE your dialogue requests! And I see Charlie and the Weasleys making building a gingerbread house into a full-on competition so, that's what I did Warnings: Bill and Charlie acting like children 😂 Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter 😁 gif isn’t mine 😊

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Gingerbread Man

"HOLD THE WALLS!" Charlie said as he tried to put the frosting on the sides.

"I am holding the walls!" you snapped at him.

"Then why is it falling?"

"Maybe because you're putting so much frosting on it, that it's actually melting!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, you have five minutes remaining" Fred announced as he circled the enormous table set up at the Weasley Burrow for the gingerbread house contest.

The twins thought it was a splendid idea to turn the gingerbread house decoration into a competition. As they did every year. The problem was that the parents always got more intense than the children. So, Bill was building his with Victoire and Dominique, Percy and Oliver were helping Molly and Lucy, Harry was struggling to build his with little James on one lap and Albus on the other one as was Ron with Rose. And George was trying his best with little Roxanne and Fred II.

"Come on, love! We're almost done! We have to win this!"

"Give it up, Charlie! You'll never win" Bill smirked at him as Charlie glared at his older brother.

You could tell they were the most competitive. George was eating half of his gingerbread house, and Ron was trying his best but he was really frustrated. Harry and James just kept spilling frosting everywhere. And Percy and Oliver were too careful to make the perfect gingerbread house so they weren't even halfway done.

"Would you two just calm down? It's just a gingerbread house! You're not even letting the kids make their houses at this point!" you rolled your eyes.

"Enough chatting, love! Help me with the ceiling! You need to concentrate!"

"Stop yelling at me! You don't see Percy yelling at Oliver!"

"Yes, but you're on my team! And my team always wins!" Charlie complained.

"At this?" you asked, powdering the sugar on top of the ceiling to make it look like snow.

"One minute, everyone!" Fred shouted.

"Daddy! Uncle Charlie's gonna win!" Dominique said, pulling her dad's sleeve.

"No, he's not!" Bill complained, finishing his gingerbread house.

But without meaning to, he bumped his elbow against Charlie's house, knocking it over. Everyone stopped what they were doing as you gasped, looking at your husband, waiting for his reaction.

"Time's up!" Fred yelled at that exact moment.

"L-love" you said, placing your hand on his arm. Charlie's eyes hadn't moved from the destroyed house.

"Charlie-" Bill started.

"You did that on purpose!" Charlie snapped, grabbing the bag of sugar from you and tossing it at Bill.

"Oh no" you muttered.

"I did not!" Bill complained, grabbing the frosting and smearing it across Charlie's beard just as Fleur, Ginny, Angelina, and Hermione came in. "If I wanted to destroy your house on purpose, I should have done this" he said, grabbing one of the little gingerbread men and eating its head.

"Hey! I worked hard on that!" you argued. You saw Charlie's hand about to go for Bill's house but you quickly grabbed it. "Charles Septimus Weasley if you touch the house that your little nieces worked so hard on, you will be sleeping on the sofa for two weeks!"

Charlie glared at you but he knew you were right, so instead, he grabbed the leftover cookie dough and threw it at Bill.

"Charlie and Bill got stupidly competitive again?" Fleur asked, walking over to you.

"Yes" you replied.

"Did my husband destroy your husband's gingerbread house?"

"Yep" you repeated.

"I swear, every year with these two" she rolled her eyes and you laughed.

"I know" you said as the two grown men kept throwing food at each other and the kids enjoyed every second of it.

"WILLIAM AND CHARLES WEASLEY!"

Everything quiet down when Molly entered the room and the two brothers dropped whatever they had in their hands.

"He started it!" they said at the same time pointing at each other.

"I don't care who started it. It's the same story since you two were kids!" Molly complained. "Go to your room!"

"What?"

"You can't send us to our rooms, we don't even live here anymore!" Charlie complained.

"Oh, yes I can! You go to your room" she said pointing at him. "And you go to Percy's room!" she pointed at Bill.

The two oldest Weasleys glared at each other before they begrudgingly went up the stairs and everyone heard two doors slamming.

"We have got to learn how to do that" you muttered and Fleur nodded.

A couple of minutes later, you opened the door to Charlie's room and saw him sitting on the bed already cleaned up.

"Hello, love" you smiled walking over to sit next to him and showing him the re-built gingerbread house.

"How did you do that?"

"You do remember we can use magic, right?" you smiled at him and he chuckled.

"Who won?"

"Percy and Oliver" you informed him. "Honestly their house was so pretty I would move in" you smiled as he sighed, disappointed. "Want to tell me what happened?" you asked, brushing your hand through his hair.

"I don't know" he sighed. "Bill and I have always been weirdly competitive about this. I'm sorry I dragged you into it and made today so crazy" he said, kissing your forehead.

"It's not crazier than any other day with your family" you smiled at him. "Did you like the house? It's not as good as the one you made" you told him.

"It's perfect, love" he said, giving you a peck on the lips. "Except for this smudge right here" he told you.

"Smudge? What smudge?" you asked, looking at the house before his finger grabbed a little bit of frosting and smeared it across your nose. "Charlie!"

"Sorry, love. But in my defense, you look adorable" he laughed before you did the same and placed a smudge of frosting on his lip.

"So do you" you smirked, placing your free hand on the back of his neck and pulling him to kiss him and making you drop the house to the floor. "Oh, I'm sorry, love-"

"It's fine" he said, wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing you again. "It's just a bloody gingerbread house" he said, between kisses. "I love you!"

"I love you too, my gingerbread man" you smiled.

The End

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A/N: hope you liked it :)

[sycamore-brooke]

Greek gods/titans as quotes from me and my friends without context

Zeus: “Colonialism is trending”

Artemis: “(Apollo) I’m taking you back to the department store. I don’t have my receipt but they’ll probably give me store credit”

Ares: “Because they’re fucking divorced”

Hermes: “Don’t mind me I’m just over here, edging hubris”

Apollo: “This isn’t a kink it’s an accommodation”

Also Apollo: “When it comes to Greek… it’s Greek” Athena: “very insightful”

Helios: “well we can’t all have skin cancer so it’s fine.”

Deimos: “I’m the Henry Ford of torture devices. So simple. So efficient. Never before have you been able to torture this many people at once.”

Dionysus: “Y’all know I got that lactose free dick”

Eros and Phobos “A little flair if you will” “I won’t” “you will”

Poseidon: “Everybody gangster till the Cyclopes show up”

Hephaestus: “they look cute and then you get rabies. Like (Ares).”

Hermes: “you know what (Ares), I only have one thing to say to you *starts playing Rasputin*”

Menoitios: “come here you little fucker you’re going in the meat grinder”

Hades as a teenager: “I’m just drawing emo wolves. Don’t read into it.”

Clio: “I want to listen to Hamilton I need to calm myself down. *frantically scrolling on phone* WHERES THE TEN DOLLAR FOUNDING FATHER WHEN I NEED HIM”

Artemis at Apollo “every single god from every single religion is judging you right now. Yes, that includes Cthulhu.”

Dionysus: “I’m blonde, I’m skinny, I’m rich, and my balls really itch”

Artemis at all men “what if we put our Minecraft beds next to each other. In the nether.”

Phobos: “You know what really gets me going in the bedroom? The River Styx.”

Themis: “Ladies and gentlemen I will be your judge, jury and executioner”

Athena at Dionysus/Pan“Well, I’d say you’re incredibly manic if I was diagnosing you”

Hermes: “the president? I’m glad that isn’t a tradition”

Poseidon and Dionysus completely drunk: *singing boats and hoes from step brothers at full volume in a public space* “THE NINA THE PINTA THE SANTA MARIA-“

Ares, constantly, at everyone “You, with no weapons or armor, me with full enchanted netherite and a trident with impaling V and channeling I. /weather set thunder mother fucker.”

And bonus: demigods

Blue is Percy Jackson, green is Grover Underwood, orange is Annabeth Chase

“Plot twist, William Afton is Hephaestus” “I think that’s what we call blasphemy” “that’s a weird way to spell Hephaestus” “ok so-what was his motivation for the child murder-?”

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Sword gays showdown, losers bracket (Round 1)

Propaganda:

For Leo: (Mod note: most submissions were for RTMNT but there was 1 for the character in general as well)

He's a badass, he's a loser, he's the coolest guy of all time, he's a pathetic little man, he's the greatest ninja the world has ever seen, hes an asshole, he has badass portal katanas, he's the fruitiest iteration of the charecter by far! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you. The one, the only, RISE LEONARDO!

I mean just look at him!

He has these super cool swords and he’s a lil bit fruity

literally the gayest most flamboyant idiot teenager ever. he's a sassy overconfident bastard and we love him for it. he has a magic portal sword for most of the series. the kind of sword he wields (an ōdachi) was specifically picked because, AND I QUOTE, "he can't even hold that thing without looking like he was posing with it. we thought that was really fun for a kid who's got a giant sword and that kind of attitude." in previous tmnt iterations there was this guy, Usagi, who i guess those versions of Leo must have had some kind of chemistry with, idk. fun fact he's not even really a tmnt character, he's a crossover character who's just showed up in like three different iterations!! anyway, despite Usagi literally not existing in Rise canon, Rise!Leo gives off SUCH gay vibes that THE ENTIRE FANDOM HAS DECIDED THAT HE EXISTS ANYWAY AND IS LEO'S BOYFRIEND AND/OR MASSIVE CRUSH. THE ENTIRE FANDOM. I'M LITERALLY NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING. Leosagi is like, the biggest ship in the goddamn fandom and ONE OF THE CHARACTERS ISN'T EVEN CANON. this entire animatic. yeah.

Dual wields katanas like a boss. Has also used various other swords in different pieces of TMNT media. Regardless of which iteration of Turtles we're talking about, he's also almost always "close friends" with the katana-wielding samurai rabbit Usagi!

For Percy:

shes canonically ace :] and shes got a REAL ASS GOD DAMN SWORD!!!!!!

She wields a real ass goddamn sword and kicks ass with it! She can also channel her magic wizard tower powers into said sword which is also badass. She also has some really banger lines in the show.

She carries a real-ass-goddamned-sword ! Which is in genuine reference to when she's first introduced in the series! She also constantly carries said sword around and uses it in combat later in episode 7

[otakusparkle]

Identity V 5th Anniversary is today!

All the Manor's residence is giving congratulations

(Part 1)

Murro : Thank you for the invitation! I am really looking forward to meeting all the detectives at the fifth anniversary celebration. By the way, can I bring my partner along?

Luchino (Reptilian) : Congratulations, congratulations on the fifth anniversary. One more thing... Pardon me, please forgive my abruptness... On the way here, I vaguely saw a scaled creature about 42 cm long, and I was really concerned. I heard that there is a natural lake behind the garden. May I have a look at it later?

Mike : Detectives! This big anniversary celebration. My friends and I have prepared a lot of performances, everyone remember to watch! Happy 5th anniversary!

Jose : Gems, jewelry, weapons... I have brought a lot of ocean-going treasures here. Of course, of course it is for you. A congratulatory gift for Eurydice's fifth anniversary!

Mary : Good evening. Happy fifth anniversary. Well, it's a gorgeous hall, hope you have a good night.

Demi : Let's toast to a precious fifth anniversary! Happy anniversary! Ah , would you like a bottle of dovelin, too?

Bonbon : Hello, I'm Bonbon. Thank you for your invitation. This bouquet of flowers is a gift, please accept it.

Victor: Hello, This is an invitation letter from Oletus. It is a grand birthday celebration of the manor, and you are welcome to attend.

Ann : Thank you for your invitation and best wishes for you. Happy 5th birthday to Oletus Manor.

Andrew : Thank you so much for inviting me to the feast. Detective, thank you... Do-don't have to, I'll just sit here.

Luca : On the fifth birthday of Eurydice, I would like to extend my sincere wishes to all the detectives and all the visitors. May you all enjoy this gathering.

Antonio : A very nice stage, and the newly composed song of blessing for this banquet will definitely resonate wonderfully!

Melly : Thanks for the invitation. I haven't participated in such a grand and wonderful banquet for a long time, and such excitement is somewhat nostalgic. Please accept my blessing, happy anniversary.

Galatea : This unique official meeting may allow me to create a "masterpiece" full of inspiration.

Edgar : The scene of the Eurydice anniversary ceremony, such a beautiful picture, I will definitely leave this day on the canvas.

Percy : I hope I don't disturb you... Of course, I am honored. I heard that there are also researchers from various fields coming today, and I am looking forward to the discussion with them.

Ganji : Thanks for the invitation. I heard that today is the fifth anniversary guest meeting here? Time flies. Well, happy fifth anniversary.

Will Brothers : It's all about drama. Are you kidding me. Of course we need seats for three!

Annie : Happy fifth anniversary! I have prepared some gifts, they are all cute toys, please don't dislike them. Hope to bring you happiness.

Grace : Thank you for your invitation. I'm sorry I can't make it to the dry room. These shells are given to you as a gift, hope you like them.

Ada : The time we spent together at Oletus Manor was pretty good. Let us wish together... Emil?

Emil : Happy fifth anniversary.

Phillip : Hello, thank you for your invitation. The togetherness and happiness will lead to wonderful inspiration, and I am very much looking forward to the next scene. By the way, it's a courtesy, and you are welcome to participate in solid wax figure exhibition.

Memory : Hey, are you having fun here? Relax, birthdays are such a happy day!

Orpheus (Nightmare) : After today, is it a sweet dream for another year, or a nightmare of reincarnation at midnight?

Orpheus (Novelist) : I will definitely record the grandeur and surprise of this banquet and remember it from time to time in the future. Hello, I'm "Orpheus". Nice to meet you.

Joker (Weepy) : Bless this precious day, happy anniversary.

Keigan : Ladies and gentlemen, it is a great honor to be invited to this meeting. I heard that the rules here are strict but also free and open. I am very much looking forward to the next banquet and surprises.

Luchino (Professor) : Hello, thanks for the invitation. Birthday, anniversary, this is a very memorable day. Bless you.

Shiyi : It's been a long time... It's been a long time since I've had such a happy time... Today's celebration, I wish you all peace and success.

Alva : Some times I haven't been in the crowd, and it's been a long time since I communicated with people like this... I just drink tea by myself. Thank you for leading the way.

Fredrick : The prelude to the fifth anniversary celebration has begun, and I have written a new music for this feast. You are welcome to attend today's performance.

Ithaqua : Fifth anniversary? It is an honor to be invited. Huh? Is it necessary to be so surprised... Anyone who thinks barbarism is better than civilization must be an illiterate with no etiquette? Is it really troublesome or do you prefer to see me as savage?

[loife1m]

um finished reading The Chalice of The Gods.

so, finally, I can do this: *removes filtered tags.

anyway, spoilers down below!

thoughts and reviews:

first off, I cracked up at how casually the team greeted Ganymede??

Like guys. That is a literal god. It doesn’t matter if he’s the god of cups or cupbearers, he’s still a god.

anyway, the implication that Zeus was into guys, mainly over here,

made me search up: is Ganymede a lover of Zeus?

yes, ladies and gentlemen. yes he is.

and the Athena and Percy eye-convo? Absolutely top notch.

I’m talking abt this:

and then this:

ugh, I love it.

and Percy quoting Shakespeare (or SparkNotes, in his words) to Annabeth is something I didn’t know I needed.

I cried. they’ve come so far.

and the Jason page? Cried there too.

JASOOOOOOOOOOON [continues to bawl her eyes out]

anyway, that’s all I have to say. 100/10, Rick you slayed as always. go read the book

[neon-in-the-night-time]

ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, i present: the first god to strike percy as godlike... oh wait. he's exactly like the other gods in the show

[heroicvilliansometimes]

What people hear: Oh I love the Harry Potter series

What people don’t hear: I am a firm believer in the idea that the twins lost their virginities before leaving hogwarts and it has been an unspoken rule in the Weasley household. Like the twins aren’t even trying to hide it, like there will be bras and panties found in the boys laundry baskets and they won’t bat an eye. In fact I believe all the Weasley boys have some sort of a high sex drive that has been passed from their father, with the exception of Charlie, that gets shown in different ways.

Like Bill is more gentlemen when it comes to being horny, like he’ll see a beautiful gal and his first thought is to just bend down and fuck her. But since he’s a gentleman he’ll immediately push that thought back and will ask the lady out or just continue on with his day. Compared to Percy who is more embarrassed with his hyper sexual aptitude, and will go out of his way to even push back and ignore those crude thoughts.

However, not everyone is perfect and even he will slip up eventually; and typically what causes him to slip up would probably even be an accident. Like a girl could trip and fall in front of him and being head boy he would make sure she was ok. But upon helping her up he gets a quick glance of her cleavage and from there a whole horde of crude images are flashed in his head. And poor Percy doesn’t know what to do and so he’ll awkwardly wave the girl bye and hurriedly run off to his dorm to masturbate.

Where as, like I said before, the twins won’t bat an eye; Molly could find a load of bras and panties, that can’t fit Ginny, when confronting the boys their unbothered. However I do believe that the ways both Fred and George display their sexual attraction can be separated by their personalities. Like Fred is much more assertive when it comes to trying to get into a gal’s pants: An example would be no matter how shy a girl could be Fred will always pick up on her sexual attraction for him.

And so no matter in public or private he will make an effort to let her know he feels the same for her, whether it be putting his tongue between his fingers to indicate eating her out or making it obvious he’s staring down her shirt Fred will let her know. Compared to George who is much more passive and so will go for the more romantic route; examples involve leaving love notes in the girl’s bag or buying her chocolates/flowers. Last but not least Ronald, I personally believe he isn’t always thinking about sex per se.

But instead when being pursued by a girl his mind becomes riddled with sexual thoughts; like for some reason his sex drive needs to be activated. A good example would be Ron sees a girl he thinks is rather cute but thinks nothing of it, but when the same girl expresses some sort of sexual desire for him. His mind just flips like a switch and now he’s thinking of multiple sex positions of getting this girl pregnant.

I refuse to elaborate for Arthur Weasley, and I personally believe that Molly Weasley is much more modest which is where Charlie and Ginny get their sex drives from.

[stormblessed95]

🌊Percabeth🦉 & ☀️Solangelo🌟

The Riordan Verse has a new book coming out that's focused solely on Nico and Will! Which I couldn't be more thrilled and excited about! It's called "The Sun and The Star" and I'm sooo ready for it. Like completely. And so I'm my excitement, I'm making a post dedicated to my 2 favorite Riordan Verse ships, Percabeth and Solangelo, because they are amazing 😍

Starting with Nico and Will, because it's their book that's coming out soon! They are the epitome of the golden retriever puppy and black cat trope. Lol i love it. And i fully anticipate and plan to add to this with quotes/moments between them that I love from the new book too. Also I'd hope it wouldn't need to be said, but spoilers for all PJO books from this point on, just to be on the safe side. If you don't want possible spoilers, don't read further!

"Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?”He shrugged. “Technically, yes. But if I sit alone at my table, strange things happen. Cracks open in the floor. Zombies crawl out and start roaming around. It’s a mood disorder. I can’t control it. That’s what I told Chiron.“And is it true?” I asked.Nico smiled thinly. “I have a note from my doctor.” Will raised his hand. “I’m his doctor.” “Chiron decided it wasn’t worth arguing about,” Nico said. “As long as I sit at a table with other people, like…oh, these guys for instance…the zombies stay away. Everybody’s happier.” Will nodded serenely. “It’s the strangest thing. Not that Nico would ever misuse his powers to get what he wants.” “Of course not,” Nico agreed."

"At this point, you may be wondering how I felt seeing my son with Nico di Angelo. I’ll admit I did not understand Will’s attraction to a child of Hades, but if the dark foreboding type was what made Will happy… Oh perhaps some of you are wondering how I felt seeing him with a boyfriend rather than a girlfriend. If that’s the case, please. We gods are not hung up about such things."

Art by Cloud!

“In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system.” “Understood! Nico, will you be my buddy?” “You’re a dork.” The two of them strolled off bickering"

“I apologize for my boyfriend.” “Could you not-?” “Oh I’m sorry, would you prefer special guy? Or significant other?” “More like significant annoyance in your case.”

“I’m guessing that was a Star Wars reference. My boyfriend is a Star Wars geek of the worst kind.” “Okay, signor Mythomagic, if you’d just watch the original trilogy with me-"

“Ladies and gentlemen, my glow-in-the-dark boyfriend.” “Could you not?!”

“NOBODY KILLS MY DAD AND NOBODY HITS MY BOYFRIEND!”

"You guys go," Will told me, "The chariot is only designed for three and after that shadow travel, Nico is going to pass out any second." "No I'm not," Nico complained, then passed out. Will caught him in a fireman's carry and took him away. "Good luck! I'm going to get the Lord of Darkness some Gatorade!"

Art by @/tamaytka on Instagram

I'm 1000% reserving a spot here for new quotes from the new book for Solangelo that I will edit in after it releases. Lol and no, im not sorry. They are everything each other need 😍😍

Percabeth have so many moments. Their relationship is so cute and so much fun! I could honestly talk about it all the time and they clearly love each other so much. The epitome of childhood friends to Lovers with so much bickering happening lol

"I imagined she was going to say, You killed a Minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that. Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep."

"Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?" I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching toward us. "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then, we'll see."

"Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green eyes were as gorgeous as she remembered. His dark hair was swept to one side, like he'd just come from a walk on the beach. He looked even better than he had six months ago - tanner and taller, leaner and more muscular.Percy threw his arms around her. They kissed and for a moment nothing else mattered. An asteroid could have hit the planet and wiped out all life, and Annabeth wouldn't have cared."

"Annabeth's voice caught on the word friend. Percy was a lot more than that. Even boyfriend really didn't cover it. They'd been through so much together, at this point Percy was part of her--a sometimes annoying part, sure, but definitely a part she could not live without."

"Percy pulled Annabeth close and kissed her...long enough for it to get really awkward for Piper, though she said nothing."

"Very slowly, using only two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as far as she could into the water. Octavian made a squeaking sound. “What was that for? I didn’t say toss it! That could’ve been evidence. Or spoils of war! You other two…” He pointed his blade at Hazel and Piper. “Put your weapons on the dock. No funny bus—” All around the Romans, Charleston Harbor erupted like a Las Vegas fountain putting on a show. When the wall of seawater subsided, the three Romans were in the bay, spluttering and frantically trying to stay afloat in their armor. Percy stood on the dock, holding Annabeth’s dagger. “You dropped this,” he said, totally poker-faced. Annabeth threw her arms around him. “I love you!” “Guys,” Hazel interrupted. She had a little smile on her face. “We need to hurry."

"You promised, Seaweed Brain. We would not get separated! Ever again!" “You’re impossible!” “Love you too!"

"And it was the best underwater kiss of all time"

"We’re staying together’ he promised ‘you’re not getting away from me. Never again" Only then did she understand what would happen. A one way trip. A very hard fall. ‘As long as we’re together’ she said."

"Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up. "You're cute when you're worried," she muttered. "Your eyebrows get all scrunched together." "You are not going to die while I owe you a favor," I said. "Why did you take that knife?" "You would've done the same for me." It was true. I guess we both knew it. Still, I felt like somebody was poking my heart with a cold metal rod."

"She put her hand on my spine, and my skin tingled. I moved her fingers to the one spot that grounded me to my mortal life. A thousand volts of electricity seemed to arc through my body."

 “Annabeth ran in right behind him, and I’ll admit my heart did a little relay race in my chest when I saw her. It’s not that she tried to look good. We’d been doing so many combat missions lately, she hardly brushed her curly blond hair anymore, and she didn’t care what clothes she was wearing - usually the same old orange camp T-shirt and jeans, and once in a while her bronze armor. Her eyes were stormy gray. Most of the time we couldn’t get through a conversation without trying to strangle each other. Still, just seeing her made me feel fuzzy in the head."

"The world was ending and the only thing that really mattered was that she was alive"

They gave up immortality for each other, Annabeth was the only person/thing Percy remembered when Hera wiped his memory and he forgot everything else, even who he was, they fell into Hell for each other, literally. Annabeth was who Percy thought of to keep him tethered to life. Annabeth jumped in front of a knife for Percy. I mean honestly. I love them so much. And I love seeing snippets of them through others eyes in the later book series too.

I'm doing a Riordan Verse reread binge soon because both a TV show and a new book will be coming soon and my heart is soooo happy! These were some of my favorite books when I was younger snd they mostly still hold up as amazing even now!

[theriseofthebravetangleddragons]

The Big Four's Patron Gods

I decided to do Greek gods and like how that manifests basically? Use it for Witchcraft AU, Pagan HCs, Percy Jackson crossovers, whatever u want idc it’s my free to use headcanons lmao

Rapunzel - Apollo

You've seen her, you know her, she's the lost princess, the saviour, the home bound, the baker, the signer-songwriter and a painter. Rapunzel's artistic and inspiring nature make her a perfect contestant to be under the patronage of Apollo!

Apollo is the god of the sun, music, the arts and like 12 more other things. He’s renowned for his work with artists and many pagans today worship the patron god of plagues the arts.

The only other guesses I have for her are Helios (Greek) or Grannus (Celtic)

Raps is a great contender for anything that’s like “art is a prayer” and artistic actions and whatnot? Yeah she’s your good’n’kind classical bard here!

Merida - Artemis

She's got red curly hair, stands at 5'4'' (my height ladies and gentlemen) and has once turned her mother into a bear!! Her skills in archery, independence and the like make her a great choice for Artemis!

Artemis is the goddess of the hunt, the moon, chastity and like her twin brother Apollo, like 12 other things. But most importantly here, archery. She is known to be a symbol of protection of children as well.

Her Gaelic god-parent would be Arduinna

Merida seems to be more attuned to acts of devotions like riding, hunting and archery rather than calm prayer, poetry and the like. Artemis is absolutely a guide she could go with all in all!

Hiccup - Hapheastus

You’ve seen him, you know him, he's the only one with more than one movie, and despite 1/3 of a leg missing, HE'S STILL KICKING! Make way for Hiccup, under the patronage of Hapheastus!

Hapheastus is the god of blacksmiths, metalworking, carpenters, craftsmen, artisans, sculptors, metallurgy, fire (compare, however, with Hestia), and volcanoes— this one deserves a long list cuz he’s a sweetheart tbh

Brokk and Sindri are the closest Norse equivalent that would fit in here!

Not the most well known god, but hiccup who works as an apprentice in the shop, would be delighted to be under this god. He is the patron and protector of workers and forges many great weapons, hiccup’s fire sword could be a devotion to him!

Jack Frost - Hermes

The man, the myth, the legend, he's the fan favourite and he's an icon: Jack Fost! He may not be a messenger, but he does give Sheperd vibes with his staff! Anyways, his patron God would be Hermes.

Hermes is a trickster, a psychopomp and messenger of the gods, descendant of an older Pan, he’s a chaotic character well associated with tricks and jokes! He’s also the god of shepherds, cattle and livestock, making him a pretty multi-tasking guy on the day-to-day basis!

Jack’s relationship with the god, something else as it is with most Hermes kids ig, if anything though, his work would absolutely be through actions, his connection with the wind and frost brings Zagreus and Boreas to mind, but rather in an accessory way. Either way; Both Hermes and Jack rule.

*i might edit this in further later lol*

*edited once so far*

[lordansketil]

Mrs Boehm would have been amazing on Real Housewives of London: "I blame the indecent haste of Henry Percy in announcing the Waterloo victory. Of course, one is very glad we beat the horrid French, but he ruined my party. It was meant to be the most brilliant party of the season, and everyone ran away like maniacs to Horse Guards or the Foreign Office to learn whether or not their loved ones had survived. Some of the ladies not even accompanied by gentlemen! Even the band abandoned poor dear Mr Boehm and myself!" GIRL STOPPPP!!