#like after 420 seasons

[notherpuppet]

Alastor is my fave easily but he is so evil and I hope Vaggie is the one who defeats him

[theropegoat]

My partner showed me a screenshot of a post that I can’t find now about how “something something critical roles fans are passionate because you have to be to watch that much content.”

And you are right. You absolutely have to be passionate to sit through all of critical role. Critical Role is an immensely long piece of media. It’s absolutely stupidly long. You can’t be a casual viewer of critical role. Not really. You’ll just fall behind.

How long exactly are we talking, surely not that long? Like there’s some pretty long shoes out there.

Greys anatomy is often cited as a very long show and it is at 272.5 ish hours of total run time it takes a lot to get through! Not even close.

The Simpsons? To this day the longest running cartoon out there? Actually even shorter at about 247 hours.

Ok well let’s talk Anime. There’s shows like Naruto that are long and then become “new” shows that are also long. Well to watch Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden and Boruto in total you come to about 342 hours. Thats 14.5 days over two weeks of straight content.

Then there’s the known giant. One Piece. The show every me rips on for just how fucking massive it is. The one that has been pumping out season after season for nearing a quarter of a century. 420 hours and 48 minutes. seventeen and a half days of pure content. Hour after hour. We have to be getting close right?

No.

Let’s break this down.

Critical Role is long, it’s been running a long time, and there’s tons of bonus content.

Let’s talk the most conservative version of “All of Critical Role” every episode of the three seasons of critical role thus far. Gameplay only. Skipping the intro, announcements, ad reads and the middle break of every single episode.

You’re looking at a run time of 1075 hours and 22 minutes just game time. (44 Days or 6.4 Weeks)

With all those announcements, skits, fan art and ads? 1244 hours and 56 minutes (51.8 days or 7.4 weeks)

If you’re including their excellent mini series? Exandria unlimited itself adds about 58 hours. Plus there’s oneshots revisiting characters, spin offs, sponsored and non sponsored play of other TTRPG games like Undeadwood. Total of 1517 hours 56 minutes (63.2 Days, 9 weeks)

You could watch One Piece twice before finishing the most charitable version of “all” of critical role and three times in the most extensive option.

Even looking up podcasts the longest I could find of the ones I know about My Brother My Brother and Me clocks in somewhere in the vicinity of 637 hours.

Conclusion: It’s long. And there is no casual critical role fan.

[no1deepspacehater]

The DeepSpace Boys Getting High

A/N: I don't even like smoking, most of the time I have panic attacks but I've had like 1 or 2 good highs. anyway WHERE MY LADS 420 BLAZERS AT??? this ones for you guys <3

☆ Zayne

Has used CBD oil once or twice for body pain from his evol, has never really gotten high though. Other than that, not much experience.

Would prefer eating edibles over anything. Put an infused macaron in his face and he is folding immediately.

Is the type to go non-verbal once it hits.

And he gets really slow. Not like dumb slow but physically slow. He starts buffering like a youtube vid on bad wifi.

Both of you got high once and though you had called him numerous times, he only looked up from his work email after you touched his shoulder, he’d only typed “As per my last email,” within the 10 minutes he was staring at the screen.

☆ Xavier

His body is already on low power mode 24/7, weed is sending him fast asleep immediately.

Good luck waking him up within the next 24 hours.

Has some experience, but it’s not something he does often.

Doesn’t like the smell from smoking it, so you both drink it as tea or sweets as well.

Did give Jeremiah some seeds to plant once and told him it was tomato seeds as a ‘joke’.

Gets the worst munchies afterwords, so you both always have lots of snacks prepared.

☆ Rafayel

Experimented with it before so he could see how his art would turn out while high.

Needless to say, he would do anything but paint.

House? Cleaned. Paperwork? Take a hike Thomas. All four seasons of that new comedy you both started? Watched.

Speaking of comedy, when high, everything is instantly 5x funnier with him.

Thomas was scolding you both for something, and you both nearly pissed yourself laughing because Rafayel whispered. “He looks like a barracuda when mad.”

Thomas was not impressed and banned you both from smoking ever again.

☆ Sylus

Not interested, sorry.

Even if he does to humour you, he’s not doing enough to get baked, more like a light buzz.

Prefers alcoholism, like a true alcoholic.

He’s a bit more loose in personality when he does get buzzed though, his softer smiles showing up more, and he laughs at your antics more.

On a side note, the twins are hilarious when they’re high as well.

I have a small headcanon that Sylus can’t actually get truly drunk or high, since his body heals itself, kind of like a Deadpool situation, except he can get slightly buzzed or close to 'kind of' drunk, he’d have to focus on not triggering his evol though, and that’s just too much work.

[seneon]

★ autumn's first kiss, eijiro kirishima. 420 wc.

written for @killyzury, who taught me in class ♡

it was summer's last kiss. eijiro remembers it as clear as the summer waters of the ocean, how the leaves of gold and scarlet buoyant mood began to paint the earth with hearth.

with each fall of the autumn leaves gracing the soils, the image of you standing still and gazing upon a huge tree in a park lingered around in his mind. it was the only tree whose leaves did not glow in fiery hues.

your gaze was so intense, never wavering or faltering at the sight of a mere tree. the leaves of the tree remained painted with beaming colours and it simply made you tilt your head in confusion.

“what's wrong, sunshine?” your boyfriend asked as he stood beside you. his hands slithered around yours, giving it a subtle squeeze before his gaze followed you towards the tree you were gazing on.

“why are the flowers not turning into red or orange or yellow or something autumn-like?” your voice flowed the tip of your tongue in a confused whisper, emitting a soft chuckle from eijiro.

“well, not all petals turn into autumn-like colours that fast. it takes time. everything is different, this tree's just a little bit slower than the others.”

you hummed in response, a long silence fell after. it was now just you and eijiro with entwined fingers gazing up at a tree who hasn't yet to bloom along the changes of the season.

“y’know.. autumn looks like you,” you broke the silence, your gaze shifted to the redhead as you took a moment to admire him. he looked at you and gave you the warmest smile that has so much familiarity with the season of fall, your words never having a single hint of deceit.

eijiro really did fit in with the maples of fall and the hearth-hues. his smile was so warm that it felt like his existence was weaved from the petals of the branches of the autumn leaves, making him one of the comforting flowers.

as you drink in his appearance, he couldn't help but lean closer to you and plant a soft kiss onto your cheeks. an action so affectionate and lovely that it makes your insides twist like the swishing winds.

“you're the sweetest, my love,” eijiro told you while his fingers caressed your soft cheeks. “i love you so damn freaking much.”

and the autumn comes as a gospel choir, harmonised in such a way that celebrates each warm hue and shows how you and eijiro belong together.

© SENEON 2024 ♰ do not repost, alter, or translate.

[tongue-like-a-razor]

Hey my family out the Christmas decorations up today and it made me think of a cute little request for roosters brood? Like one where the kids tell the squad that they say mommy kissing Santa thought it would just be funny and cute 🥰

Aww that is super cute! I’m totally getting into the holiday spirit despite it being my busiest season, work-wise 😫 Hope you like this little drabble which may or may not have somehow turned into a Hannix thing.. I don't even know haha I've just been in a Jake mood lately 😅

The Secret

Rooster x Wife!Reader

Summary: One of your children confides in Hangman after he sees you locking lips with Ol' Saint Nick.

CW: just a tiny drabble, fluff, Christmas, kids, hints of Hannix

WC: 400+

“Guess what?” you hear your son say excitedly as he pulls on Jake’s pantleg while the latter is hanging a string of lights above your window.

“Chicken butt,” Jake responds without looking down.

“No!” Your son cackles. “I have a secret!”

Jake glances at him with a smirk. “Let me guess,” he says. “You’re not planning on keeping it.”

“Keeping what?” the boy asks in confusion.

Jake’s grin widens and he steps down from the stool to sit on it instead. He leans forward and gives your son his undivided attention. “Alright, go ahead.”

Your son brings his face to Jake’s ear and starts saying something when Jake jerks away from him. “Buddy!” he exclaims. “When you’re talking into my ear, whisper. You’re gonna burst my damn eardrum.”

“Bagman!” Phoenix tosses a garland at his back. “Language.”

“Phoenix!” he responds, glancing over his shoulder at her. “Can you save the violence for when we’re alone?”

Natasha’s eyes widen and her mouth curves into an outraged grin. She goes back to her poinsettia arrangement in silence.

Jake returns his attention to your son, who starts whispering feverishly into his ear.

“Oh, really?” Jake says, his mouth stretching into a wide smirk. He glances up at you with a roguish smile.

“You can’t tell daddy,” your son warns.

Jake nods, still watching you. “I agree.”

…

“What was that about?” you ask Jake later that evening after Bradley goes to put the kids to bed.

Jake turns to you with a laugh. “Apparently, you’re on the naughty list.”

“What?”

“Little Pete –”

“It was Nick,” Natasha interrupts Jake, rolling her eyes.

“Whatever, they’re practically the same person.” Jake waves his hand. “Little Nick saw mommy kissing Santa Clause.”

You clap a hand over your mouth, gasping. “Oh no!”

“What happened?” Bradley asks, coming down the stairs.

“Bradley was trying on the new Santa costume he bought,” you say with a slight whine. “I can’t believe they saw us!”

“I don’t know what’s worse,” Natasha muses. “Finding out that Santa isn’t real or thinking that your mom’s having an affair with old Saint Nick.”

You cringe. “Both are terrible!”

Bradley makes a face. “Someone saw us?”

Jake nods. “Yeah, Pete –”

“Nick,” Natasha corrects him again.

Jake sighs in exasperation. “How can you even tell them apart?”

Natasha shrugs. “Pete is shorter.”

Bradley chuckles, taking you by the waist and kissing your cheek. “Don’t worry, darling,” he mutters. “We’ll just tell the kids that Santa kisses everybody.”

Jake glances at the two of you sourly and then reaches over to take Natasha by the arm. He pulls her toward him possessively. “As long as Santa doesn’t demonstrate it,” he comments with a grimace.

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[bygiornogiovanna]

A scenario went through my head and I couldn't wait to request it: Kars found a human child some years back and to his surprise, she wasn't afraid of him, instead, she was fascinated by the being he was. He took pity on her ofc but he wondered why she wasn't fearing him. Years later when he goes to search after the red stone of aja, he stumbles upon the same girl now grown! :]

A misty memory (Kars x F! Reader)

uuu that's interesting

i'm sorry if this turned out so short ;-;

also, we recently hit 420 followers!!! happy 420 followers <3

His steps were shaking the ground. Everything was moving out of his way. It was like the earth beneath his feet knew how powerful he was and was trying to run away.

It was frustrating to know that an useless human like that kid was trying oh-so hard to disrupt his search.

He couldn't deny, Joseph was strong for a human. His willpower was something else and it seemed like luck was on his side.

But nothing was gonna stop him from getting that damned stone.

As he was thinking, a familiar pair of eyes caught his. His brows furrowed in confusion, a question arising in his head. Where did he know them from?

Then the memory struck him like a punch in the face.

It was you. The baby he met twenty years ago when he was walking in the forest. He still remembered the way your tiny mouth was producing such loud sounds when he found you, dressed only in a smelly diaper and a white blanket.

The way your eyes opened, shining bright with tears as you noticed him hovering you, curious of what you were doing there all alone. Who would be so cruel to leave their baby in a forest? Even if it was summer and the nights weren't as cold as in the other seasons.

He was even more surprised when he saw that you stopped crying, taking him in, as if a wave of curiosity hit you. It was unusual for a baby to not be scared of him and that was the reason he didn't like them.

That, and because they smelled. And they were annoying.

But there was something about you that made him curious. Why weren't you crying anymore?

"Such a tiny thing. This is why you humans disgust me, how could they leave you here?" he said and a small giggle left your throat. It sounded melodious. You made grabby hands and he raised his brow again. "You want up?"

You babbled, shaking your tiny hands, trying to reach him. Kars huffed, rolling his eyes. He remembered the way he thought of leaving you there, but instead, he picked you up.

If he were to estimate, he would say you were probably six months old. A sound that he supposed was a laughter came out of your mouth and you caught a piece of his hair in your tiny hand.

"Auch, auch, don't pull!" he said and you giggled again. It seemed like you were fascinated by him.

He remembered dropping you off in your blanket at a house nearby the woods and he also remembered how you cried the moment he put you down.

He remembered it all.

Now you were there, in front of him, all grown up. Your beauty never faltered and, in a way, you stayed the same.

Kars approached you, putting his hand on your shoulder. You jumped in surpise to the cold touch, turning to its source.

"Hello, do I know you?" your soft voice could be heared. Your eyes locked with his and he felt that same warmth from twenty years ago.

"Actually, you might."

[jpitha]

More #Aliens are Gardenworlders. What happens when a Human gets approval to live on an actual Garden world?

Day 1 Hey Diary! I'm so excited! It took something like 8 weeks and practically a dozen forms, but I finally got approval to relocate to that Garden world I was telling you about! It's so nice here. Everyone is friendly, the house they assigned me to so so cute, and it's just incredibly easy to get around and get food. And the weather? It's been sunny and warm, and a local was confused when I asked what season it was. They don't have seasons! No more ice and snow! I think I'm going to like it here.

Day 28 Huh. Still sunny and warm today Diary. I expected at least some clouds or rain or a thunderstorm, but nothing yet. It's been sunny and warm all month long. They don't even count months here! They just track the days in a yearly period! Went out to my "garden" (really the forest behind my house) for some lunch and just grabbed whatever I could pick. It was all tasty and easy to eat.

Day 62 Diary. It's still sunny and warm. I don't get it. Every day is exactly the same. All the locals don't notice or care, and when I ask about weather they look at me oddly. Didn't feel like foraging today, so I just ate some of the "grass" in the backyard. It's fine, tastes like pistachio.

Day 180 OMG DIARY! It rained today! Everyone was so scared! They said it only happens once a year or so and was all worried about it. Schools were closed and everyone stayed inside. It wasn't even a thunderstorm! It just rained for about 90 minutes in the morning, then the clouds parted and it was sunny and warm again. I stood outside in the rain the whole time not even caring that I was getting wet.

Day 200 I've read just about every book I can get my hands on, twice! I've watched all the shows that I can get off my pad, human and non! (I will say, those K'laxi historical dramas are very good, but I don't like the Xenni war documentaries). I. am. bored.

Day 250 Okay, you're going to think I'm getting weird Diary, but this can't be normal. It rained once the whole time I was here, it's never gotten too cold or too hot, has always been sunny or partly sunny, I can eat practically everything around me and get this - it's so easy to sneak up on the locals. It sounds mean when I write it out, but I can just crouch in the bushes and when one walks by jump up and go BOO! And they scream and run away. The fourth time I did it, the authorities came by and asked me nicely to stop. They said they didn't want to "interfere with any human predator rituals" but that I had to "stop stalking the locals."

Day 380 It's been more than a year, and I'm more convinced than ever that I am in hell. After that one time it rained last year, it hasn't done anything else! Also, I got in trouble again for stalking the locals - I wasn't even going to attack them or anything, it's just TOO EASY to sneak up on them. I need to get another hobby or something.

Day 420 (nice!) So Diary, I got in some pretty big trouble with the planetary authorities this time. It turns out, nobody here had ever heard of Extreme Sports before. I was just so bored, that I had a motocross bike shipped over. I had found one that was just like I had when I was a kid on Earth! It was so cherry. Someone had done a lot of work to it. Anyway, I had built a little course in the back forest of my house, nothing crazy! But someone saw me doing jumps and getting some sick air, and called the authorities, worried I was "exhibiting symptoms of self-harm." They took my bike!

Day 500 Okay, I give. I can't live here anymore. If you can believe it, I'm getting burnt out on nice weather! I did a telehealth session with a human therapist off-world and they recommended I apply to be transferred back to a human world, or at least moved to a Starbase or ship. Somewhere where things can change, and there's more going on.

[bakugokemkatsuki]

Dating at Last

Koshi Sugawara x (GN) Reader:

**Warning(s): season 2/3 spoilers, cussing, intro is kinda long (sorry)

**Note: this was kinda rushed and not proofread so sorry in advance for that!!this was also not my original intention for this story.

**Genre: Fluff ??

**Word Count: 420

Background: You’re a third year at Karasuno and in the same class as Sugawara. You met Sugawara at during second year and became close friends after working on a project together for class at the beginning of third year. This is taking place during the spring tournament qualifiers.

 You were biting your nails, nervous. Karasuno was playing Aoba Johsai battling it out for a spot in the finals. Last time they played Seijoh they gave it everything and still lost. You were hoping for the best for the team, but secretly you were hoping for everything this wouldn’t be Suga’s last game. You were close friends and you knew how much volleyball meant to him. He didn’t even mind that he was replaced with Kageyama and was on the bench most of the game. He just wanted to play.

As the match came to an end you went to meet the team before they got on there bus. They had won in the third set and were off to the finals against Shiratorizawa. You quickly met the team and congratulated the boys. Talking with the third years before going home. You had made a a go go Karasuno sign. Time flew by so fast yet so slow, before everyone knew it, it was time for the match. After quickly meeting up with Suga to wish him luck and help him calm down once you saw how nervous he was, you were off to your seat. The game seemed to go by slow at first until the fourth and fifth sets, which seemed to go by in an instant. There was the whistle and they had won the boys did it. They were going to nationals. Unable to control yourself you ran down to meet Suga and jumped into his arms. As he picked you up and spun you (which was a usual greeting for you to), you couldn’t help but lean down and kiss him. Shocked he almost dropped you. “Y/N, wha…. What was that for?” Suga stuttered out. “Shit. Sorry I was just so excited and I couldn’t contain it.” You were getting really flustered and nervous thinking you messed up your friendship. Laughing Suga says “I like you too Y/N”. “Really?” “Yea, I was just worried about ruining the friendship. But, now that I know that you feel the same. Will you be my significant other?” “Of Course!” Suga leans in and kisses you. This was the start to the relationship of a lifetime. A happily ever after.

[osamusbigtits]

atsumu knocks on the door. room number 420, a number suna laughed at when he saw that was his room number.

he's breathing too fast. his fitbit vibrates, notifying that he's in his active heart zone. except all he's doing is standing at suna's hotel door, waiting for him to answer.

atsumu knocks again, more insistently this time.

suna finally opens the door with a frown and a curt, "what do you want?" his cheeks are flushed and his hair is a mess. obviously he and motoya were going to enjoy their time alone.

atsumu feels a little guilty. he knows intimacy can be hard during the peak seasons of their careers. he knows he and kiyoomi have gotten themselves into very easily avoidable fights because of the frustration and lack of release.

"I can't-," atsumu swallows his words, deciding to start again. "I need someone. and samu needs to rest for his-"

"his meeting, I know," suna finishes. his frown lessens and he turns to look behind him. presumably at motoya.

atsumu fidgets nervously. ideally, osamu would be the one to talk him down. and then aran, but aran has a busy schedule and is out of the country and in a completely different time zone.

and it's not that suna is his last resort. he loves suna, it's just that they both have a bit of separation. suna being osamu's boyfriend, after all.

"come in," suna says softly and pushes the door open.

atsumu slips in and makes his way to the unoccupied bed. he pays no mind to motoya, who's wrapped in a blanket. atsumu yanks the covers off and wraps himself up and then pouts at suna.

suna walks over and sits next to atsumu, and it's only then that atsumu notices that suna is half naked. motoya tosses a hoodie to suna and then turns away from them.

"what's going on?" suna asks and shimmies into the hoodie. a bit too small for suna. maybe it's motoya's.

"I'm not ready for tomorrow's game. it's the playoffs and i just feel unprepared. last week, I was so off and I can't have a repeat. not when the game is that important." atsumu breathes out harshly, fingers digging into the blanket. "and omi won't let me talk about it because he says I'm gonna work myself into a frenzy but not talking about it is making it worse. I feel my chest is going to explode. and then I won't even be able to play at that point because I'll be dead."

"sounds a bit dramatic," suna says and wraps an arm around atsumu. "let's think for a moment-"

"I am thinking, rin. that's why in like this."

"let me finish, dick. remember when we were in high school. that first match we played against karasuno?"

atsumu frowns. "you better have a point."

suna rolls his eyes but continues. "we lost that game. and it was an important game because we wanted to take the 3rd years all the way to the end. and despite that loss, kita-san was still proud of us, remember?"

"yeah. but that was high school-"

"even if you lose or win this up coming game, I'll still be proud of you. and so will samu, and aran, and even kita-san."

"that's not what I'm worried about," atsumu argues.

suna shrugs. "win or lose. you're still miya atsumu, setter for the black jackals. and I'm sure you'll win because you've been talking about those crazy new sets you've been wanting to try. you'll be fine."

"I hate you."

suna laughs. "okay, now go bother your boyfriend about it. I've got to bother my own."

atsumu stands up, the blanket sliding off his shoulders as he walks out. he stops in the doorway and gives suna a soft, "thank you," before walking out.

[runnning-outof-time]

Within the Halls | Tommy Shelby x Reader

Request: no - for @evita-shelby ‘s 420 followers celebration

Pairing: Tommy Shelby x reader

Summary: What started off as a fairytale ended up being a nightmare.

Warnings: implication of suicide attempt (slight season 5 spoilers), mention of weapon

Word Count: 420 — I did it, Juli!!

A/N: this is so very different than any other story I’ve posted on here. It’s my very first vingette, and the first time I’ve written something without dialogue. I took inspiration from one of the prompt lists that you’ve reblogged recently. I believe the prompt was ‘the house wasn’t haunted after all. Only the being that crept within the halls’…I changed it up a little bit to fit into the sentence I added it to. I hope it all makes sense too. Enjoy! :)

Let me know if you want to be tagged in future stories similar to this one!!

———

Arrow House was starting to feel more like a prison each day. The dark, mahogany floors and walls that were once rich and warm now felt like the encasings of a coffin or tomb. (Y/N) felt like they were burying her alive.

(Y/N) met Tommy shortly after everything went to shit with the Shelby family. She came into the Shelby Company Ltd. as someone who could manage the money, since its former treasurers were then behind bars. Along the way, she found herself becoming more and more fond of Tommy. It seemed that he also felt the same way.

She stayed on the board as the company's stand-in treasurer until the rest of the family were released from prison. What she thought would be the last day of association with the Shelbys actually turned into the rest of her life. Tommy asked her to marry him before she was able to leave. They’d be together for just over a year at that point, and the love that was shared between them was almost inseparable. So of course she said ‘yes’.

The years that followed their rather rushed wedding were what could be perfectly described as ‘married bliss’. Charlie loved (Y/N), and quickly took to having her around the home. He was thrilled to have a solid mother figure in his life now that he was at the age where he was making sense of the things around him. The love that Tommy and (Y/N) shared rivaled any that were found in the fairytale books that she’d read to Charlie before bed. She’d even started thinking that she was in some sort of dream.

Things changed though when Tommy accepted his position in Parliament. With the newfound responsibility and power came a temperament shift. It was also around this time that the energy that was felt inside Arrow House shifted drastically. (Y/N) felt like she was being sucked deeper and deeper into a pit of darkness. And it was worse when Tommy was around.

She tried so hard over so many months to figure out what had caused this shift. In the meantime, she and Tommy drifted apart; to the point that she didn’t recognize the person who, hardly ever, slipped into bed with her at night.

It wasn’t until she found Tommy face down in a muddy field with a revolver discarded beside him that she realized the house wasn't haunted after all, and it was instead the beings that crept within the halls.

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[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Thank you for creating A-town it is really funny and I am actually invested now.

Thank you! Further headcanons about A-Town, the shitty decade-postwar sitcom inspired by Jake Berenson's life:

Brandon A., the main character, is easily the least popular one on the show. He's usually the straight guy to his friends' antics, he constantly cheats on his girlfriend Crystal (including with his cousin Trina), and he's underbaked compared to all the wacky side characters. (Jake, if asked, doesn't care that everyone hates Brandon.) (Jake's a liar.)

The most popular fan ship is Gina/Trina, also called Team Gets Shit Done. Not that anyone ever really gets much alien-fighting done ever on the show, but at least those two are marginally less incompetent than the rest of the cast.

Far and away the most disturbing fan theory (from Jake's point of view) is the one around Trina and Brandon's cousin Zeke who gets killed off in an episode with a million jokes about everyone only pretending to be sad he's gone... only to have that same actor appear in a different minor role two seasons later. There are all kinds of elaborate Epileptic Trees-type explanations for this mistake, including that there's a secret seventh morpher who took on Zeke's identity to get close to Trina.

Jeremy Jason McCole makes a Special Guest appearance, of course — guy was the public face of The Sharing for 0.03 seconds, after all. His character (at JJM's insistence) is a heroic civilian who gives aid to the fauximorphs while they're on the run from The Gathering, and sacrifices himself to get captured by the aliens so the kids can escape. In theory this should have consequences for the plot — he knows the identities of the entire resistance movement — but in true sitcom fashion, it... doesn't.

Speaking of The Gathering, Ash Lewis, who plays Daisy A./ Zeptron 420 (Brandon's older sister), is the breakout star of A-Town. Much like Alfie Allen in Game of Thrones or Dylan O'Brien in Teen Wolf, it isn't clear how much of this is down to talent and how much is down to her just being given more to work with than most of her costars. Either way, she's the blonde bombshell who builds her way into Hollywood heartthrob fame.

...with a little help from costar Marco Alvarez. Because the whisper network is what it is, and Ashleigh "Ash Lewis" Lewandowska would never make it to the A List if anyone knew about the steady girlfriend she has at home. Despite playing a teenager, she's within a year of Marco's age, and she initially suggests the two of them get seen on a few date. Marco does one better, finding her half a dozen "boyfriends" to keep the vultures happy long enough for her to start getting blockbuster roles. By far her most attention-getting "fling" is the single date she goes on with the very inspiration for her A-Town character: she and Tom Berenson (with their respective girlfriends' permission) get exactly one dinner together at the most tabloid-trafficked restaurant on Sunset Boulevard, a headline too good to pass up and a highly effective murder to the next decade's worth of rumors about her orientation.

More A-Town headcanons here and here.

[lucianinsanity-only-art]

All my fanfics list:

Boku no Hero Academia:

The Medal (794 words) When Izuku and Katsuki move together they find some interesting stuff in their boxes. (Domestic fluff, Post-Canon, Bakudeku) SPANISH VERSION

Small Stories. A series of stories originally written on Tumblr compilated on AO3.

Waking up (456 words) Katsuki regains consciousness on the battlefield. (Angst) (Small Stories)

Not so soft kisses (1,151 words) After finally defeating the villains a delirious Izuku asks Katsuki for a kiss. (First Kiss, Misunderstandings, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Post-War, Bakudeku) (Small Stories)

Katsuki's confession (2,264 words) Katsuki looks at Izuku for a second too long and decides he needs to tell him his feelings. (Fluff, Bakudeku) (Small Stories)

And everything went well (580 words) The war is over and life is slowly becoming normal again. (Post-War, Dancing, Fluff, Singing, Erasermic) (Small Stories)

Not just a nickname (420 words) Izuku tries to do a silly challenge but it backfires badly. (Domestic Fluff, Post-Canon, Bakudeku) (Small Stories)

Slow Morning (395 words) Izuku wakes up and admires his life in his free day. (Domestic fluff, Post-Canon, Bakudeku) (Small Stories)

Hard decisions (1,635 words) During a villain attack Katsuki is forced to take a fast decision that he will probably regret. (Spider-Deku, Angst, Amputation, Bakudeku) (Small Stories)

Unfinished farewell (12,552 words) Katsuki goes back to his old town just to discover it empty and abandoned, and after finding Izuku everything looks worse than he initially thought. (Ghost!Izuku, Werewolf!Katsuki, Angst, Hurt no Comfort, Alternative Universe) SPANISH VERSION

The sea, it calls you (9,910 words) Katsuki starts getting a lot of weird reports about sharks and other creatures and decides to investigate...by getting lost at sea (Horror, Researcher!Katsuki, Merperson!Izuku, Merperson!Eijirou, Fluff, Alternative Universe, Bakudeku) SPANISH VERSION

It's all that I can give to you, my dear (9,319 words) Izuku's sheep is taken by something. After going to search what it was he finds his childhood friend, Katsuki, eating it. (Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Wolf!Katsuki, Alternative Universe, Injuries, Whumpuary, Bakudeku) SPANISH VERSION

A happy ending (1170 words) Katsuki is one of the first ones to find out what the alien infection does. (Angst, Hurt no Comfort, TGWDLM aliens, Bakudeku)

The Magnus Archives:

How we really know who are the monsters? (1,339 words) Jon and Martin fall into Somewhere Else, but Martin has a strange change when they get there. (Lonely Avatar!Matin, Somewhere Else, angst, JonMartin) SPANISH VERSION

The Statement of Autumn Acosta (2,091 words) The story of how Autumn Acosta left their old life behind. (Statment fic, avatarsona, angst, The Corruption, The Dark, The Lonely, The Vast)

Strap the wing to me (524 words) Jon wakes up and admires Martin sleeping. (Domestic fluff, Icarus Metaphor, JonMartin)

Favorite Mug (861 words) Jon has a very specific mug he likes. (Fluff, Season 1, JonMartin)

How we used to sing (1,222 words) Tim gets his hair dyed. (Tim and Danny as teens, Fluff, Hurt no Comfort) SPANISH VERSION

The Statement of Adriana Contrera (1,707 words) Adriana visits her daughter and gets a little lost. (The Spiral, The Lonely, Statement fic)

Gravity Falls:

Maybe some support (4,449 words) Shapes and Pines AU. Stanley meets Tad Strange the square. (Hurt/Comfort, first meetings, cleaning wounds, panic attacks) SPANISH VERSION

Stardew Valley:

Not a one night stand (4,713 words) Shane meets Elliott. (Smut, Plot, Happy ending) SPANISH VERSION

The Owl House:

First Rain (478 words) Gus and Hunter play in the human rain for the first time. (Fluff, Human Realm)

Original Works:

Little Fun Bits. A series of specifically short original stories that are not part of the main plot.

A serious moment (2390 words) Arturo and Victor fun times. (Fluff, Smut, Vampires, Panic Attacks) (Little Fun Bits) SPANISH VERSION

My Ko-Fi

[zukos-tiny-burnt-ear]

Ok I'm literally vibrating with excitement over this piece of news so I'm gonna talk about it here (sorry long post)

So, if you're a thrill ride/amusement park enthusiast and/or are from Ohio (particularly the Sandusky area), you've probably heard a couple years ago when Cedar Point had a malfunction with their tallest roller coaster, Top Thrill Dragster, and had to shut it down for the season. The next season it did not reopen, and the park announced the ride as we know it would not be opening again. Since then (which I believe was the 2022 season), there's been a lot of construction around the site of the coaster, and lots of speculation done by fans as to what would happen to the ride. The only info we were given was that they were working on coming up with "a new formula for thrills" for the 2024 season

Some background info, Top Thrill is the first of its kind, known as a strata coaster, or a full circuit roller coaster with a max height (or drop) between 400-499 feet. Top Thrill has one huge hill that measures in at 420 feet tall (very intimidating to look at lol, but also very iconic). So Top Thrill, along with several other coasters at the park (such as Maverick, or Millennium Force) were designed by the Swiss manufacturer Intamin. Intiman's rides (at least at CP) are known for being really popular, but a bit problematic, either slow moving lines, or they face a lot of down time and maintenance issues. Eventually Cedar Fair as a company (the ones who own Cedar Point, Kings Island, and many other parks in North America) stopped working with Intamin entirely, particularly after a failed water ride was put in at Cedar Point (this was Shoot the Rapids, which operated from 2010-2015). Anyway, since the park is no longer working with Top Thrill's original manufacturer, they decided to turn to a new one for revamping the ride, and are now working with Zamperla

So like I said, a lot of enthusiasts have been speculating on what the park has planned for this beloved coaster. The general consensus based on what we can see construction-wise at the park and by satellite view, is that they would be adding a large vertical spike to the ride, and making it a multi-launch ride

(For reference, that'd look something like this)

Nothing had been confirmed by the park or the manufacturer, but a couple weeks ago, Cedar Point posted on their official Instagram that they would be officially announcing what they were doing with the ride on August 1st. However, today (July 31st), Zamperla jumped the gun and made a blog post about the ride (though they've since deleted it, a lot of enthusiasts saw it already). And the plan is in fact to add a 420-foot-tall vertical spike, doing a 3-launch system (first forward, then back, the forward and over the top-hat)

Personally, I was hoping they may have done something different, as those sort of launches intimidate me lolol, but I'm excited to see the finished product and hopefully get a chance to ride when they unveil it next season!

[joshay98]

Day 420 - 428 (1 year, 56 - 64 days)

Ayo how are we doing today? Been a while. Short update.

New quest unlocked! Well quests. Plural. They make it so quests get unlocked in pairs. First one is always gathering items and second one is decorating.

This time it's the Tiptoeing Tea-Brewer. You would never guess what they want. A kettle! No way!

But like the entire season the cutscenes are sad. They just remember their past and start to feel all sad. This season is mean. :(

At least you get the kettle prop out of this season. It is even fully functional! You can light it and after a short time you can drink some tea. Thanks game, I might just keep this around for others to enjoy. :D

But that has mostly it for today. Just enjoy the Days of Fortune and doing my grind. See ya next time. ^^

[expfcultragreen]

So like any time of year is a good time to acknowledge the festive vibe of another season. With that caveat im working on a mental inventory of how my festive seasons operate:

Oct 31 is the first new year of the year, witches new year aka "halloween"/samhain, halloween refers to the neoliberal secular festival (which of course i celebrate all month) and samhain refers to the witchy paganistic celebration on the 31st, which has different festivities. I spend more time on halloween publicly because thats my public craftwork, keeping the holiday accessible. After this spookyposting mostly ends until after valentine's.

November is the month of the dead. (Starting with Día de Muertos on the first and second and continuing with remembrance day on the 11th. Poppies are worn all month, día festivities are latinx invite only.)

Nov 5 is remember-remember, when we honor the works of alan moore and watch a movie he hates

Nov 11 is an antiwar day for mourning those who died as soldiers

Dec 1 is the start of the yule season; "christmas" warmup festivisties begin (yuletime music and decor intensify tenfold or more), Chanukah thoughts and greetings begin

Dec 19 is the solstice cusp; solstice festivities begin, lasting until solstice, which is second new year. This is a very craft-focused period of the yule season aka the witchiest part of december (essentially saturnalia, may be expanded to encompass the 17th-23rd date range)

Dec 24 is yule eve, festivities intensify, this is a mini feast day, seasonal movie marathoning begins formally

Dec 25 is Santa's day, when most gifts are exchanged or opened and the feast occurs. Egg dish for breakfast (eg benedict, rancheros) preferably with a mimosa, large roast with all the trimmings after dark. Movie marathon continues.

Dec 26-31 is boxing week, for decompressing from peak winter festy. Feast leftovers are eaten. Yule festivities end (music stops, no additional decor, movie marathon strictly kiboshed)

Jan 1 is gregorian new year, the third and least important new year; this holiday is about drinking champagne and personal reflection, typically a somber affair. The rest of the month is about lunar new year buildup.

Jan 25 is robbie burns day, which is about eating haggis and reading scottish poetry

End jan/early feb is lunar new year, 恭喜发财 🥰 very festive time leading into valentine's; both have lots of red. Lunar new year is about appreciating the zodiac animal for the year and staying cozy, and eating heavy savory foods and small sweets.

Feb 1 is the start of valentine's season; hearts, love, red&pink, romance and friendship, coziness and adventure, confectionery. Some overlap with lunar new year.

Feb 2 is groundhogs day, a celebration of the bill murray metaphysical romcom "groundhogs day"

Feb 14 is valentine's day, the festivities peak

Feb 15-march 13 is the pre-white day valentine's echo; this is a period of seasonal change induced mania, focus is on completion or progression of creative projects

March 14 is white day, aka second valentine's; this marks the official end of winter and start of spring aka easter season

March 17 is st patricks day which is about drinking like its summer already because the celts rock; you get to decide if youre cheating death by staying in and drinking or going out and interacting with traffic

March 18-May 1 is eastertime; its all about spring, renewal, fertility (bunnies, eggs, flowers/buds). The spring equinox happens march 19-20, a time for craftwork. Easter feast day is always on some random collectively-determined day during late eastertime, the culmination of a 4 day weekend of revelry.

April 1 is april fools, a silly day for jokes and japes. Minor holiday.

April 4 is fourfour, a day for dance music and honouring the cultural contributions of rich juzwiak. Minor holiday.

April 20 is 420, the stoners holiday. For blunts and nature walks. Flower and flowers. Gifting people baked goods or edibles is ideal. Flowercrowns all the way

April 22 is earth day 🌎

May 1 is mayday, this is a huge deal festival; should be spent in a crowd, similar vibe to 420 the more into cottagecore territory you get, very workers movement oriented in urban centers. This marks the dawn of summer festival season, which is about living that burner life; try to go to as many live music events and demos as possible.

May 4, may the fourth be with you; good time to marathon star wars/rewatch the ewok movies. Ds9 reruns for the nonobservant. Even more of a day to be stoned than normal.

May 5 is cinco de mayo, which is about softshell tacos and modellos and/or margaritas because mexico kicks ass. Summer festival atmosphere amps up threefold.

June 1 marks the start of pride. Rainbow multimonth festival for diversity, love, prosocial sexual freedom values. (This is coincident with native pride/history month.) Party hard! Pride lasts all summer although it is mainly over by the close of vancouver pride around August 6.

June 21 official start of summer, a day for outdoor drinking

July 1 cornball canadiana day, a day for drinking and listening to gord downie songs, bbq, crowds, smoking, fireworks. Red and white aesthetic. This marks the start of a 4 day drinking holiday, ideally spent mostly at the beach. GREAT day for native solidarity demo, extra magicbux there.

July 4 american independence day, for fireworks and bbq, listening to that one kelis album, drinking, watching vietnam movies, fear & loathing/where the buffalo roam/rum diary. irony to postirony vibes, red/white/blue aesthetic. Could watch the sandlot and listen to jonathan richman. This marks the start of True Summer.

July 5-August 31 is True Summer; this is a time for day drinking and midnight walking. Other festivals like yule and samhain are frequently referenced nostalgically. Local fairs and amusement parks should be visited. Canoeing. Foraging seafood. Grilling. Gazpacho.

Sept 1 marks the start of labor day week, the ambiguously long or short week that closes summer. Labor day is a bigtime last gasp for summer drinking and grilling as well as visiting the fair.

{Between labor day and the equinox is a liminal phase of autumn known as Virgo Season; its all about back to school vibes, fallcore mode begins. Long walks and foliage scrutiny, lots of divinations}

Sept 21-24 is fall equinox, the official start of fall. Fall season worship intensifies. Start anticipating the pumpkin spice now.

Oct 1 pumpkin spice season in full effect, it is now officially Halloween. Halloween lasts all month, culminating in samhain night. There is a midmonth feast honouring the first nations, falling on indigenous people's day.

[jacerys-velaryon]

I posted 6,450 times in 2022

That's 3,044 more posts than 2021!

171 posts created (3%)

6,279 posts reblogged (97%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@sweetoothgirl

@emziess

@prideandprejudice

@edwardslovelyelizabeth

@sugarplumsfairy

I tagged 6,447 of my posts in 2022

#photography - 1,465 posts

#stranger things - 860 posts

#bridgerton - 688 posts

#s4 - 527 posts

#bridgerton s2 - 502 posts

#stranger things s4 - 481 posts

#movies - 420 posts

#dune - 325 posts

#dune 2021 - 316 posts

#timothee chalamet - 299 posts

Longest Tag: 130 characters

#i'm going to be grateful forever to denis villeneuve that he cast tim as paul and how because of it he brought me tim into my life

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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#4

Nicola and Luke via their stories (4/4/2022)

When the actors are shipping their characters as a couple themselves and are also promoting #polinweek to supprt their fans. - What is there more to dream of and hope for then having such actors to portray your fave characters ❤.

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#3

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#2

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My #1 post of 2022

Ohh my, this season was a let down. Damn. I wanted to love or at least really, really like it...

But after watching - and skipping many minutes of each episodes because I wasn't interested in so many of the side plots - I'm so sorry that I have to say this and it's not because the season was so different from s1, how in general the story was told.

I have expected something more, something different.

There is too much of everything and too less of everything at the same time. Does that make sense?

Why so many side plots? Why that Featherington side story? Why adding so much drama? Wasn't there enough?

There was not enough time for Kate and Anthony themselves in their own story, instead of making them marry at the end they could have gotten married the same way, without showing us, but after that at least how their life together looked like. This I like/ love you but can't be with you took far toooo long!

I also dislike many of the changes, they just don't feel right. Yes, I know that adaptations differ from books, but why the drama between Pen and Eloise? Why does Eloise have to know?

Honestly, that's such a major change! For Pen's and Colin's story cause he is the one who finds out and who wants to protect Pen and she was able to keep that secret for a decade, that fact is an impotent part of their story, know they took this away from them. And Pen and Eloise not being friends anymore? They were the (almost) only good thing in this season.

At least we got some Polin scenes. At first I wasn't sure what to think of them. Colin still seems to be slow on the uptake, but fine if Pen is only a friend for him. Ok.

But then the more time past by, you could feel that somethings changed. Colin always had that way of looking at Penelope, for example when he arrived back home after his trip and Pen was there with the whole family. But at some point it was like he was looking at her differently, as if they made some baby steps forward.

Hope they won't be ruined when Colin finds out what Pen did, if Eloise will tell him, if - well we don't know that. So let's hope she won't.

364 notes - Posted March 25, 2022

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