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#like bro if your going to do this don’t get both yourself and your wife caught
fcb-mv33 · 10 months
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Just because you like to suck Merc dick and now scream that this is sexism doesn’t make it sexism😭😭😭😭😭
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iateyourparents · 8 months
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HII, i was wondering if you could do another jake fic where he is streaming or someone is filming him when he’s drunk and he’s just like “look at my beautiful gf” and all soppy and that, thanks! 😁
my girl | j.w.
pairing: jake webber x fem!reader
summary: jake is drunk and in love.
warnings: mentions of alcohol, bad writing and grammar(i’m sorry, english isn’t my first language)
an: thank you! i loved writing this and i hope you like it <333
pictures are from pinterest :)
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You had no idea how this all happened.
One minute you were peacefully watching Criminal Minds in your bed and next minute you were standing in front of gas station next to your apartment waiting for Jake’s friend to drop him off.
You still wondered how he got drunk, he was supposed to be filming a video that had nothing in common with an alcohol.
Finally, after standing there for ten minutes, in only your pajamas and sneakers, you saw familiar car pulling into the parking area next to where you were standing.
You quickly walked to the car while the driver, your and Jake’s good friend, got out of the car and opened back door where Jake, drunk and half asleep, was sitting next to Johnnie, also drunk, who was playing with his phone.
“Hi boys.” you turned their attention on you and you could see how Jake’s face lighted up when he saw you.
“My baby.” Jake babbled to himself still smiling widely at you “My future wife. I love you.”
As much as you wanted to smile and coo at that you stopped yourself and kept your stern face.
“How was recording. Were you by any chance making a ‘let’s see how drunk I can get without giving my girlfriend any signs I’m alive?’ video?” you asked raising your brow.
Jake was looking at you for a moment, thinking about something and then said “Sorry baby, we didn’t plan on getting drunk.” he was pouting and his voice was kind of slurred and you could see he was having problems with forming sentences.
“Yeah but we had to celebrate Jake finally getting his balls.” Johnnie added still doing something on his phone “I think I wasn’t supposed to say that.”
“What? What did Jake do?” you asked worried that he did some stupid shit and he will regret it in the morning.
“Nothing yet, don’t worry love.” Jake assured you and unbuckled his safety belt. As much as you wanted to question him more, you knew it was no use while he was drunk cause he would just be saying whatever came to his mind, so you gave up deciding you would remind him of it in the morning.
Jake slowly got out of the car with Johnnie carefully following him with his phone, so you just assumed he was making photos of your boyfriend.
When Jake was fully out he quickly walked to you and hugged you tightly, kissing your cheek.
“My love.” he murmured and turned you both so he was facing Johnnie “Do you see it bro? My pretty girl is here. My girl.” he had dreamy face and you smiled slightly at that.
“Yay!” Johnnie cheered silently.
“We should go on a date.” Jake declared.
“We will think about it.” you assured him and he kissed your forehead.
“Let’s go!”
“Like right now?” you asked amused and he nodded vigorously.
“Yeah, wherever you want to go.” he said and in this moment, he reminded you of a little puppy.
“Let’s just go home now and we will go on a date on saturday hm?” you offered.
“Alright.” he again nodded and your friend who drove Jake here looked at you.
“Help you with getting him to your house?” he asked.
You looked at him with small smile “I’ll be okay, thank you. What will you do with Johnnie?”
“I will just let him sleep on my couch.” he laughed quietly.
“Good luck with him.” you smiled at him.
“To you too.” he nodded to Jake who currently was trying to pick up imaginary flowers for you.
“Thanks.”
You took Jake’s hand and started walking toward your apartment building doors.
“You have to be quiet pretty boy, people are sleeping.” you reminded him to behave.
“For you everything, I will be like Kim Possible.” he slurred and you laughed quietly.
“Sure.”
For the rest of the night Jake was extremely cuddly, like always after drinking. And you found it really adorable but at the same time you were mad at him for not giving you any signs that he’s still alive, just drunk. You were worried about him.
Next morning you woke up to your phone blowing up. You had many mentions on twitter and you were confused what happened for Jake’s fans to go crazy like that.
And then you saw Johnnie’s instagram story. It was posted at night and it was video of Jake sweet talking about you while still sitting in the car and then video of you and Jake when you were about to take him home from the gas station.
After seeing this, you opened twitter app to see what people were saying about it.
And let’s just say, your heart melted at how much they loved your and Jake’s relationship.
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oshygoshy · 3 months
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a/n - omg this is based off my own experience working at bath n body works BRO. i was asking this older guy if he needed anything special today and he was like, "my wife! who's pretty special to me" like alskdfhskafash let me find someone who loves me like that
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sakusa kiyoomi didn't particularly like nor care for shopping, instead opting for whatever athleisure was the highest quality, or whatever the newest brand deal msby signed with. (seriously, the amount of free nike promo the team got was kind of insane.) he especially doesn’t like the bright, heavily scented body care store you frequently shopped at. the loud music, cheery (read: plastic) decor, and strong, swirling scents messed with his head, causing headaches and itchy skin. and don't get him started on the testers...! just how many people could've potentially touched them by now?
"hello! are you looking for something special today?" an employee asked with a picturesque fake customer service voice and smile voice plastered on thickly. 
he gave a brisk nod at them back. "nothing much, just my spouse." he paused. "although, you could say they're very special to me," he said, icy exterior melting and a warm smile peeping through. 
she laughed, a genuine smile appearing on her face this time. “aww, cute! well, we do have a buy 3 get 2 free sale going on right now on our full-sized body care items, so maybe you could help her shop for something special," she said before heading off to greet another customer. 
he nodded absentmindedly, glancing at some of the select items. although the store itself was too much to bear, whenever you put something scented on yourself, it was much nicer. less overbearing compared to the store, and it was like a secret surprise every time he leaned in for a hug. would he smell a hint of vanilla or pear wafting against your skin today?
"omi? you're in here?" 
he was startled at your sudden voice. "huh? oh, yeah, you were taking a while," he explained, turning around to see you peering up at him. he didn’t see anything in your hands, so he supposed nothing piqued your interest. (this time, anyway…)
"whoops! got carried away looking at the samples,” you say, abashed, as you stick out your hand. he holds it in his palm obediently. “anyways, i'm done here. i didn't find anything i liked, so we can head out now," you say, leading him out of the store. 
“have a good day, you two! and good luck on your marriage," said the employee from before, smiling at you both. he nodded back, and couldn’t help but smirk a little as he felt your steps falter. 
“m-marriage?!“
“now now dear, let’s not bother the poor working lady,” he murmured low into your ear. you gave him a flat look in return. 
“omi-omi, please-“
“don’t call me that! you know i don’t like it.”
“omi.” you stop in your tracks, frowning at him. “if you’re going to go around announcing that we're married, why don’t you at least…i don’t know…propose to me first?” you say, raising an eyebrow.
(unbeknownst to you, the ring was waiting underneath his boxers back at your shared apartment.)
“yeah, alright,” he hummed. “just wanted to test it out first.”
you hug his arm, a small smile on your face. “you’re so cute! who would've thought you’re capable of being emotive, let alone adorable?”
he gently pushed you off his arm, using just enough force to loosen your grip on him. “fuck off. i take everything i just said back.” 
“nope! no take-backsies! you’re my cute little wifey now!” 
he sighed incredulously. “i’m the wife?” 
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bruisedboys · 2 years
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Eddie loves his shy girl so much, he’ll always call her “my girl” or “the wife” “the mrs” around others just to watch how red she gets 🥹🥹 but soon he finds that calling her the wife feels natural and right, he realizes she’s the only girl he ever wants
he totally does omg. bro def calls you his wife with absolutely no shame. thank u for the ask angel!!
summary: eddie calls shy!you a lot of names. all of them make you flustered beyond belief
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Steve’s invited you all to drinks to celebrate him and Robin finally copping a job that isn’t slinging ice cream or sitting behind a video store counter all day. Eddie’s helping you pick out an outfit. It’s taking longer than you’d expected. Something about posing for Eddie makes you so nervous you can barely walk.
“Are you done yet?” Eddie’s voice on the other side of the door is far from impatient, even though it should be by now.
You grumble something incoherent instead of answering. Eddie heard you and laughs.
“Y/N,” he says seriously. The effect is ruined because you can hear his smile in the way he says your name. “We’re gonna be late, baby. Come out and show me the dress. I bet this is the one.”
You stare at yourself in the mirror for a few seconds. It is a nice dress. It’s a good length and makes your chest look nice, the colour looks pretty on your skin. Still, you’re embarrassed. You don’t like dressing up. It feels attention-seeking.
You scrub your face with both hands and take a big breath. “Alright, fine.”
You turn away from the mirror before you can stop yourself and yank the bathroom door open. Eddie’s waiting for you on your bed, sitting pretty, if a little slouched. He has bad posture. But his back goes rigid when he sees you — he sits up straight and lets his jaw drop.
“Babe,” he half-whispers, totally in awe, his eyes blown wide. He’s definitely laying it on thick but you can sense the genuineness underneath it all. His eyes traverse a path down your body and back up again, leaving your skin burning. And he hasn’t even touched you yet. “Baby. Honey. Darling. You look amazing.”
You flush all over despite yourself. “Eddie,” you say, chiding.
Eddie pretends to look offended. “What?” He leaps off the bed and gets one hand around your waist, the fabric of your dress shushing under his touch. “I’m serious, Y/N. You’re a real stunner, you know that?”
His other hand finds your elbow and pushes all the way up to your bicep, his fingers pressing into your skin. You burn like a furnace where he touches you. You knew this part was coming.
“Thank you, Eddie,” you say, genuine underneath all the shyness.
Eddie looks like he’s about to say something more but you’re saved from his doting by the phone next to your bed ringing loudly. You make to get it but Eddie beats you to it.
“Hello?” He says into the phone, sounding half-annoyed. “Oh. Hi, Steve. Yeah, no, we’re coming. The Mrs is just getting ready.” A pause in which Eddie meets your eye and winks. You flush even worse than you already were. Eddie goes back to talking to Steve. “Uh-huh. Yeah, we’ll be there in ten. Bye, Harrington.”
Eddie puts the phone back and you try to compose yourself. The Mrs, he’d called you. You feel like you could die.
Meanwhile Eddie’s grabbing his jacket from the bedpost and shrugging it on. “He’s badgering us about being late,” he says, pushing his arms through the sleeves. “We better get going, dove.” He looks up at you, half in his jacket. “Do you need me to carry anything for you?”
My heart? You think. Then maybe your chest wouldn’t hurt so much. You shake your head.
“No, um. That’s okay.” You push your hair behind your ears and try not to show how much he’s undone you with his antics. “I’ll just grab my purse.”
Eddie smiles at you. “Okay. I’ll meet you in the car?”
You nod. “Yeah.”
Ten minutes later you’ve arrived at the bar and Eddie’s leading you inside with a hand at the small of your back. He smells good, like the cologne you’d bought him forever ago that he wears basically every day.
You step inside the semi-crowded bar and Eddie spots your friend group before you do.
“They’re over there, by the window,” he says, pointing. “C’mon.”
He takes your hand and pulls you in the direction of your friends. You let him guide you and he pleases, his hand a warm weight in yours. You stare at the back of his head until you arrive at the table. Steve, Robin, Nancy and Jonathan are all here.
“Munson!” Robin cheers. Your eyes zero in on the drink in her hand and you think she’s maybe already a bit tipsy. Then she spots you and beams. “Y/N!”
You smile back. “Hi, Robs. Hi, everyone, sorry we’re late.” You give a sheepish laugh and glance at Eddie. “My fault.”
“It was worth it though, right?” Eddie says enthusiastically, to the group at whole. He throws an arm around your shoulder and jostles you gently. “Doesn’t my girl look great?”
My girl. Your face burns. There’s a chorus of agreement from around the table — it makes you feel better but not better enough that you’re not still flushing furiously.
“Eddie,” you mumble, avoiding everyone’s eyes and staring at the tabletop instead. You elbow him in the side, too gentle for what you feel he deserves.
Eddie laughs loudly. “What?” He asks, even though he knows exactly what.
You huff and wish the floor would swallow you up. When it doesn’t, you let Eddie pull you into the booth next to Robin. It’s a tight squeeze and Eddie’s thigh presses into yours, his jeans warm and rough on your skin where your dress rides up your thighs.
You think Eddie notices this too because he lets his hand fall to your lap instead of his own, spreading his hand over your thigh, his fingers grazing your bare skin. He squeezes you and you try not to show how much he affects you.
“Drinks?” He asks you, like everything is completely normal and you’re not a nervous, flustered wreck right now.
“Okay,” you say, unable to get more than one word out.
Eddie grins wolfishly. You think he’s probably planning on being like this all night. You don’t mind as much as you should.
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“Okay,” you say, unable to get more than one word out.
Eddie grins wolfishly. You think he’s probably planning on being like this all night. You don’t mind as much as you should.
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all444miles · 1 year
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can you do miles with and earthy black girl! Like I can see him wanting her nose rings, and accessories but don’t get me started on how he SIMPS for her waist beads. He loves seeing her at school with her hair wrap and locs and her lavender and coco sent, she’s a calm person to!
thank you so much for your AMAZING work God bless❤️❤️❤️❤️
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— pairing: both miles' x black!earthy!fem!reader — genre: fluff — summary: what its like for both miles' to date an earthy girl ‹3 — a/n: quick note, the reader calls 1610 miles "bambi" as a nickname becuase he reminds her of a baby deer ‹3 (credits to my pookie for that !!) — a/n 2: I didn't know which miles you meant, so i just did both 😭 also pretend that brooklyn visions academy doesnt have a uniform.. i was tired writing this so im rlly rlly RLLLY sorry if this is bad but, i hope you like this, and enjoy !! ‹3
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E-42 MILES
Miles loves being in your room. the smell of burning coconut incense, the look of your fairy lights, the small plants, it felt so chill, so peaceful. he liked that.
he always knows which incense you've used, and will pick up if you've changed them. He'll buy you some if you need any more.
"You got rid of the coconut incense? Mami, that one was my favorite." "Baby, I only have one pack left." "Oh? Aight, i'll buy you some tomorrow."
he'll never tell you, but if he misses you, he'll listen to your favorite songs that you'd always hum to yourself when you two are alone.
does he like Erykah Badu? Yes, yes he does. he'll listen to Green Eyes on his missions with his uncle whenever he gets the chance.
his uncle caught him once; one of the most embarrassing moments of his life.
"Kid, you listenin' Erykah Badu? Ian know you into allat." "Yo chill, it's only cuz my girl like her." "Mhm. You sure you my nephew or am I trippin?" "Tio, let's just roll."
he's loves to cuddle with you, especially cause you always smell like lavender. he won't let you go either.
"Miles, I gotta get some food." "Nuh, in a minute." "Hun, you done said that 2 minutes ago." "Exactly, in a minute. I like being here."
absolutely in love with your waist beads. he loves the jewllery you were (you both have matching necklaces), but your waist beads? goes absolutely crazy whenever you wearing a crop top and you have them on.
one time you two were at a beach and you wore them with your bikini, he might as well have fell in love with you all over again. bro has his hands on your waist the whoooleee time.
"Princesa, never take off your waist beads." "Why? You like 'em?" "¿Gustarme? Chica, Dios mío, estoy enamorada de ellos." (Like them? Girl, my god, i'm in love with them.) "Miles!" "What? I'm just appreciating my queen n her style, ion see no problem."
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E-1610 MILES
Miles is obsessed, like, obsessed, with your style.
if you two live close, he'll style your locs and do your head wrap for you before school.
if not, he'll come to school excited to see your ootd. that is, as if you don't send them to him everyday before school.
"You look gorgeous in your outfit, amor." "Thank you Miles. You do know i already showed you it before school, right?" "So? It's always better to see my wife's outfits in person." "Bambi, you so corny."
he draws you, all the time. look through his sketchbook and you'll find drawings of his friends from the spider society, his uncle, and thousands of you.
Instead of doing what his twin does, when he misses you, he'll draw you. He misses you a lot.
"Baby, can I see your sketchbook?" "..Uhm, yeah! Sure." "You draw me? Awwe, that's so cute."
he loves how calm you are, he actually thinks of you as an angel the way you're so peaceful.
he thinks your nose rings are so gorgeous. if you let him pick which nose ring, he'll be so honored.
adores the fact you smell like lavender. he'll always lay his head into the crook of your neck because he loves your scent sm.
like his counterpart, he's so fascinated to your waist beads. like, he just thinks you look so beautiful with em. One time, you put his hands on your waist, he honestly didn't know what to do with himself.
"Mami, did you know I love your waist beads?" "Yes, bambi, i know." "Nah, but I loooovvveeeee them!" "Baby, i know!" "Like, I looooooooooooovvvvvvvveeeeee them!" "Love, please."
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lizzy-luvbot · 1 month
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Hiya! I was wondering if you could general relationship headcanons for the marble hornet guys? Thank you!
YIPPIE FIRST REQUEST!! And ofc I can! I hope it’s as good as you expected!
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Character’s- Tim Wright/masky, Brian Thomas/hoodie, jay Merrick, Alex Kralie + bonus character!
I tried my best to make it as gender neutral as possible!
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Tim Wright/masky:
Would be like INSANELY AWKWARD at first
You met through Brian, him being your siblings best friend
Your sibling invited you to explore an abandoned building with him, Brian and Tim(who at the time you didn’t know)
I don’t know if it’s just me but he would definitely call you his wife/husband when you come up in conversation
“How many people are your party?” The hostess of your favorite restaurant asks, “just me and my wife/husband” Tim says without thinking.
He will be slightly embarrassed but you think it’s so fucking cute
Not big on PDA👎 but literally ALWAYS has to be holding your hand no matter‼️
I picture him to be kind of traditional, like you walk on the inside of the sidewalk away from the road, he holds doors open for you, pulls out your chair for you and pushes it in.
A MASSIVE cheek(the ones on your face…) kisser.
Like boom just got home? He’s grabbing your chin and kissing both of your cheeks then asking you how your day was.
Masky:
You probably won’t see him much but he always seems to be there when you need him…
Brian Thomas/hoodie:
Y’all knew eachother all through your school years, elementary, middle, and high school.
So you basically knew anything and everything about eachother.
He’s like the bestest friend you could ever have
And yes Tim is a third wheel… but not the severely excluded one, the one that you’d probably kill your self if you even got the smallest hint he felt left out.
I feel like he’s not a hater nor a huge fan of PDA, it’s like he will have a arm around your shoulders, and while your talking to your friends/strangers you decided to strike up conversation with, he will randomly lean down and kiss the top of your head
Or when your holding hands he will kiss the back of your hand.
When I say you two can’t go anywhere I mean it.
You’ve been kicked out of Walmart so many times for thinking you can jump over the cardboard crate’s of Powerade.
And don’t think he’s stopping you, in fact he eggs you on by saying he doesn’t believe you can’t and your gonna have to prove it too him.
“Fuck yeah I can.” You said irritation radiating of you, “no you literally can’t.” “Yes I ‘literally’ can.” You two go back and forth for like three minutes until he smirks and says prove it. And prove it you do.
You cleared the Powerade’s no problem but too bad a Karen with a fuck ass bob saw it and snitched on you.
Hoodie:
(Like masky) you don’t see him a lot…but he sure see’s you…
Jay Merrick:
The absolute sweetest boyfriend you could ever ask for… but very sassy.
Ask him for some water?
“Baby, can you get me some water?” “No” NO?!?!
Then 30 seconds later he walks around the corner with a glass of water.
Now unlike the other two he loves PDA, it’s like the fact he knows he bagged a baddie and he’s about to make it known to everyone.
Loves having his hair played with and vise versa, you definitely teach him how to use a hair straightener/curler just so you don’t have to do it yourself.
You two play just dance. And definitely do karaoke using the instrumental music videos on YouTube.
CLINGY BRO SO FUCKING CLINGY.
You gotta pee during the Friday movie night session at home? So does he.
You don’t want to cuddle because it’s 80 degrees?? Do you not love him?? You guys cuddle anyway.(you turned down the air conditioning because you didn’t want him to be sad)
He calls you anything but your name. Once you started dating you were no longer [name] you were baby, babe, honey, girlfriend/boyfriend when he’s feeling extra sassy.
He loves to be a hater with you. You don’t like one of your coworkers, he gives them the most DIRTY look when he sees them when he’s visiting you.
Alex Kralie:
He’s such a nonchalant dreadhead.(please don’t kill me) joking but fr he acts like he doesn’t care as much as he does(which is SOOOOO much btw)
A member of the sassy man apocalypse.
He’s a play fighter, like “body slam”s you into the bed.
Has a gun collection in the garage. And gives you pop quizzes about them. He will never say it but he thinks the dumbfounded look on your face when asks you a question about a gun that is the cutest thing ever.
You called him snookum cake one time. ONE TIME. And now he never calls you anything else but snookum cake.
Out in public? He doesn’t give a fuck.
“Alex. Please don’t.” Your terror clear on your face. He smirks, tilting his head down, the dim blue lights from the aquarium In front of you causing shadows on his face, he takes a deep breath, “are you liking the aquarium SNOOKUM CAKE.” His voice raised from a 3 to a 7 at the nickname. Causing people too shoot you and him dirty and confused looks.
You never called him that again.
(Bonus character)
Jessica Locke(my cutie patootie):
PDA QUEEN.
She doesn’t care if y’all are eating at McDonald’s or a 5-star restaurant. If she wants to kiss your entire face, she will damnit and fuck what everyone else as to say.
She’s your biggest supporter, literally doesn’t care what it is she’s on your side 10000%.
Y’all definitely slow dance to Lana del Rey In the kitchen while the frozen pizza cooks.
I feel like she’s such a alpha male😜
Like she’s willing to fight for you, fist fight and her comebacks are like the best you’ve ever heard.
Y’all definitely wear matching socks and ugly Christmas sweaters during the holiday season.
She slaps the fuck out of your butt. You live in fear of her surprisingly powerful butt smacks.
You guys wear matching Clair’s bff necklaces.
Im sorry is this is Probably so bad😭😬 anyway I actually bought a Jay plushy not too long ago and it’s finally shipped so I’m super excited for that🔥‼️ NOT EDITED‼️‼️ as soon as I saw the request I got so excited so I wrote it ever tho I should be asleep right now so I’ll have to edit another time😓
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tonyspank · 1 year
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CHAPTER FOUR | GET ME
Jenna Ortega x G!P Reader
Warnings: Jenna and Reader doing stupid stuff. and underage drinking Words: 6.0k A/N: Chapter five coming very soon don’t worry.
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"Please hurry the fuck up." Eli rushes you on the phone, his face barely visible on the screen due to the time of night. You take a deep breath and try to stay calm. "Eli shut the fuck up. I'm scared." You whisper yell, standing in front of your window.
Eli raises the phone, shaking his head with furrowed eyebrows. "I don't care! I feel like Jenna's going to pop out of the night shadow and scold me." You roll your eyes, "She's asleep."
"Oh? Is that supposed to be reassuring? She was also asleep when you decided to walk around the house naked." You glare at the screen. "I hate you so much." Eli laughs quietly, placing his phone down in his cup holder. "Cool. Now jump out the fucking window."
It was eleven o'clock at night, and Dylan Hughes was throwing a party to celebrate your team's win. You believed Jenna wasn't going to allow you to go, especially this late at night. So you just decided to break one of your parent's rules and sneak out.
You were careful not to make any noise as you opened the window. "This is a fucking two-level drop." You shivered at the thought of the sheer height of the drop. "JUMP BRO!" Eli yells and you glance behind you, worried he might've alerted Jenna.
"Can you actually shut your fucking mouth?" You whisper yell, Eli just grins and throws his hands up in surrender. Taking a deep breath, you grabbed the windowsill and began to lower yourself slowly. You managed to land on the ground without making a sound, and you were off.
You heard Eli laugh on your phone as you hurried away. You kept running until you reached the safety of Eli's car, hanging up the phone. Eli started the engine and drove off. You both laughed in relief as Eli drove away from the scene.
You couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment in the fact that you had literally successfully jumped out of a window without getting hurt. "How far is the party?" You ask, finally putting on your seatbelt. Safety first.
Eli smiled and said, "It's only a few miles away. Just sit there and be a cute lil passenger princess." You rolled your eyes and sighed, but couldn't help but smile.
Before you knew it you had arrived, noticing multiple cars parked in and out of the driveway. You got out of the car and quickly noticed a large gathering of people. As you got closer you could hear music playing and laughter coming from inside the house.
You walked up to the door and knocked. A friendly face greeted you and welcomed you inside. You were instantly enveloped in the smell of alcohol and cannabis. Everyone inside was dancing, drinking, and having a great time.
"Let's get a drink," Eli says, leaning in close to whisper in your ear. You nod and follow Eli to the kitchen sitting down on the countertop. Eli grabs two beers and hands one to you. He grins and clinks his bottle against yours. "Cheers!" he says, before taking a long swig.
You take a sip of your beer, feeling the warmth of the liquid as it slides down your throat. "Jenna's going to be so pissed at me dude." You laugh and take another sip of your beer. "It's worth it," you add. "Let's hope she doesn't find out until tomorrow."
Eli laughs, "It'll be alright. I'll convince my wife to forgive you." He takes another swig of his beer, then pats your back. "Let's go socialize." You stand up and follow Eli through the crowd. You smile at old acquaintances and greet new ones. You feel the stress of the week lifting from your shoulders as you start letting loose and having fun.
Eli introduces you to the other guests and you start to feel more comfortable. Your worries start to fade away as you enjoy the company and good conversation. You've had about two more beers, and you start to feel a bit lightheaded. Eli notices and suggests you take a break and get some fresh air, but you reassure him you're fine.
Soon though, a hand finds its way to your back. You smile, turning around and notice Olivia.
"Oh, hey Liv." Olivia smiles back at you, her eyes twinkling with mischief. "I was wondering when you'd show up," she says. "Let's go grab a drink and catch up!" Ooh, more alcohol. You agree and the two of you head back to the nearest kitchen. As you walk and talk, you can't help but feel excited to be in Olivia's presence again.
You settle down into a couple of chairs in the kitchen and start chatting about anything that comes to mind, including Jenna. "Yeah, you seemed distracted last time I was talking to you. Who was that?" Olivia asks, taking a swig of her beer.
Your face begins heating up in embarrassment, Olivia smiles noticing and you can't help but smile back, letting out a small laugh. "Um...that was Jenna," you admit. Olivia raises an eyebrow and takes another sip of her beer, watching you with amusement. "Jenna, huh? What's the story?"
You grin ever wider, "My babysitter." You start to explain the story, feeling a bit foolish, but Olivia listens intently, laughing along at all the right moments. When you finish, she nods thoughtfully. "She seems to like you."
You smile and shrug. "I like her too." Olivia raises an eyebrow at you, "I mean like like you." You shake your head, sipping on your bear. "Nah, she's married." Olivia nods knowingly. "Ah, I see. Well, you never know what can happen." She smiles at you. "But I'm sure you'll find someone you really like someday."
"I really like you." What the fuck were you saying? No more alcohol, for real this time. Olivia blushes, and she looks away. She takes a deep breath and smiles, her gaze meeting yours again. "I like you too." She says softly.
Eli turns his head from the group, looking for you at the party. His heart drops when he finds a familiar short brunette instead of his best friend. "Fuckkkkk!" He says to himself, excusing himself from the group. He quickly scans the room, looking for any sign of you. When he doesn't find you, his heart sinks even further.
Jenna walks throughout the party, searching for you as well. If anyone could see her face in the dark they'd definitely see the anger and disappointment on her face.
Olivia was now seated in your lap, her hands roughly grabbing your hair as she explored your mouth with her tongue. You grab her waist, pulling her closer to you, trying to deepen the kiss. Jenna watches in disgust, her jaw clenching. Eli now enters the kitchen, standing beside Jenna. "Jenn—" he stops himself when he sees the scene in front of him.
You pull away from the kiss, not even noticing the two staring at you.
You're too focused on the girl in front of you, her beautiful brown eyes with yours, her lips slightly parted, and her freckles that made her seem so innocent. Jenna was so goddamn beautiful. You felt your heart racing, and your palms started to sweat. You took a deep breath, trying to gather the courage to finally tell her how you felt. "Je—"
Jenna had seen enough. She quickly marched up to you and pulled Jenna off you, her face now red with rage. "JENNA?" You stammered, finally finding your words. She glared at you and let go of Olivia? Wait, what?! You weren't kissing Jenna? You look back and see Olivia standing there, confused as hell.
You and me both, you think to yourself. She grabbed your arm and dragged you away from the party, Jenna starts to yell. "What were you thinking?! I can't believe you!" You try to explain but can't find the words. Jenna shakes her head and almost pushes you out of the front door. You stand outside the house, feeling embarrassed and ashamed. You try to apologize, but you honestly don't know what to say.
Jenna just stares at you, her eyes full of anger and disappointment. She shakes her head again and walks away, mumbling. "Jenna wait!" Jenna pauses, turning around to face you. You walk closer and you're about to pour your heart out, but all you let out is a nasty burp.
Jenna's face turns from disappointment to shock, and she turns away again. You reach out to grab her arm but she shrugs it off and walks away without a word. You feel a deep sadness in your heart as you watch her go.
She stops to turn around again, "Get in the fucking car." You hesitate for a moment, but you quickly get in the car and Jenna quickly drives away. The two of you remain silent the entire journey, and all you can hear is the sound of the engine and the wheels against the pavement.
The car stops suddenly and Jenna gets out without a word. She slams the door and storms away, leaving you alone. You sit in silence, feeling the weight of the moment before exiting as well, and walking inside your home. You go into the kitchen and sit down, feeling lost and confused. Jenna comes out a few moments later, searching through the fridge for a water bottle.
She finally grabs a bottle and turns to you, "Drink this so you can sober up." You take the bottle from her and drink it, feeling the cool liquid running down your throat. "M... perfectly fine?" You say, your head spinning.
"Jenna. Jenna, the world is spinning." Jenna looks at you with a resigned expression. She takes the bottle away from you and sighs. "Come on. Let's get you to bed." You stand up and almost fall, but Jenna catches you, resting a hand on your stomach.
She guides you to your bedroom and helps you onto the bed. She pulls the covers over you and makes sure you're comfortable before she leaves the room, closing the door behind her.
You don't know what time it is when you wake up, but the sun is still down. You sit up blankets falling from your body. Oh, that's nice. You only had on your undergarments. Your head was pounding badly, and you felt like you were going to be sick. You looked around, trying to get your bearings, and realized you were in your bed.
You look around and notice that your clothes are scattered on the floor, and you have a faint memory of what happened the night before. You realize you had been drinking, and you start to worry about what you may have done. You groan and suddenly your door opens.
Your heart sinks as you see Jenna in the doorway. Jenna's expression is unreadable, and you can't bring yourself to meet her gaze. She takes a deep breath and speaks. "Are you starting to sober up?" You nod, feeling ashamed. "Yeah...I think so." You're aware of the consequences of your actions, and you know you deserve the punishment you're about to receive.
You sit there, feeling a mix of emotions: guilt, shame, regret. You can tell that Jenna is disappointed in you, and you can't think of anything to say in your defence. You wait for her to speak, dreading what she might say.
Moving to the edge of the bed, Jenna joins you and you brace yourself for Jenna's words. "You seem to be sober enough to speak without burping." Jenna's voice was gentle, but you could still detect the hurt in her words. You felt a lump in your throat, but you managed to say a few words of apology. "I'm so sorry."
"Yeah, you're sorry." Jenna sighed and shook her head. "First you see me naked and then I'm stupid drunk." You hung your head in shame. You had no excuse for your behaviour. You wanted to make it up to her, but you knew it would take a lot to earn back her trust. "I didn't mean to ruin our relationship."
"Relationship? It's a friendship we have," she sighed. "I thought we were getting close...?"She shook her head and got up. "You're still drunk."
You grab her hand, pulling her back down to you. You looked her in the eye and said, "You're so beautiful, Jenna. Jacob's an idiot for not realizing what he's missing." She looked away, her cheeks turning pink. She opened her mouth to reply but no words came out. She took a deep breath and looked back at you, a faint smile on her lips.
Your free hand moves to Jenna's waist, feeling the silky robe against your fingers and the curve of her body. This is when you take notice of her out outfit, a black silky robe hangs from her body, accentuating her curves and revealing hints of her skin underneath. You feel a warmth in your chest, and you know you won't be able to resist her.
You draw her close to you, your lips meeting hers as you embrace her in a passionate kiss. The warmth of her body against yours is intoxicating, and you can feel your heart racing as the kiss intensifies. Jenna's hand goes to push you away, but she relaxes into the kiss, unable to resist the feeling that is growing inside her.
You can't believe you're kissing Jenna, and she's kissing you back. Her hand moves from your chest to your thigh, her touch sending a jolt of electricity through your body. You pull her closer and run your hands through her hair. Jenna lets out a soft moan and pulls away, her lips still tingling from the kiss.
You look into her eyes, a mixture of desire and surprise. You can feel her heart beating against your chest, fast and strong. "Go to bed." She whispers, pulling away from you. You nod, unable to find the words to express the emotions coursing through you. You both know that this won't be the last time.
Jenna heads to her room, unsure of what to feel. You watch her go, a smile tugging at your lips.
Meanwhile, she glances at the ring on her nightstand. She's married. Unhappily, yes. But, she can't help but feel dirty for kissing you.
She takes a deep breath and closes her eyes, trying to calm her racing heart. One part of her is guilty and the other part of her is extremely turned on. She raises two fingers to her mouth, her breathing becoming heavier as she tastes her own skin. She knows she should stop, but can't seem to resist the urge. She closes her eyes and savours the moment, letting it wash over her.
She can feel the heat radiating from her body and she knows this is wrong, but the pleasure is too great to ignore. Her fingers make their way to her inner thighs, feeling the warmth that has built up there. She bites her lip, her breath coming in short gasps as she gives in to her desires. She closes her eyes and lets the pleasure take over.
One thing is on her mind. You. She knows she should stop, but the temptation is too strong. Her heart pounds in her chest as she imagines you in the room with her, feeling your hands on her body. She lets out a moan of pleasure as she finally gives in to the desire. "Fuck, Y/NNNN..."
Her own fingers began speeding up, and she throws her head back, her mouth slightly agape. The pleasure intensifies as she edges closer and closer to her climax. Her breathing is ragged, her body trembling as her orgasm approaches. With one final moan, she succumbs to the pleasure, and the waves of pleasure crash over her.
"Good morning," Jenna says, a coffee in her hand. "Morning." You greet her back, sitting down beside her on the bar stool. She takes a sip of her coffee and looks at you with, "Sober now?" You nod, shutting your eyes for a slight moment. "My head's still pounding but I'm alright," you say, rubbing your temples.
"You deserve what you're feeling." Your eyes widen a bit before you let out a small chuckle, 'Yeah... I guess I do. Sneaking out and getting drunk was a bad idea." You take a deep breath and let it out slowly. "I'm sorry. I won't make you wait another two weeks to apologize for my mistake."
Your slight smile makes its way onto Jenna's lips, "Thank you." You nod, watching her take another sip of her drink. "Do you... do you remember what happened last night?" You furrow your brows, trying to recall the events of the previous night. You shake your head, "No, I don't remember much." Jenna sighs, her shoulders slumping a bit.
Jenna looks away and takes a deep breath. "It's okay," she says softly. "You better be happy it's a holiday." She takes a sip from her drink and leans back in her chair. You smile stupidly, "Happy birthday Georgie." Your school was out due to the fact it was George Washington's birthday.
Jenna can't help but laugh, subconsciously placing an arm on your bicep. You look at her and smile, relieved that she had forgiven your mistake. She gives your arm a squeeze, then pulls away, getting up from her chair. "You're funny," she says. You blush, feeling embarrassed. She grins before walking away, leaving you alone in the room to contemplate what had just happened.
You're back in your room texting Eli.
you - bro
you - i did something
you - idk how to feel abt it
eli - don't tell me u two had sex
you - bro i kissed her
eli -
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eli - you're blocked for life
you - fr tho like
you - i told her i didn't remember, but of course i remembered.
eli - i can't believe she kissed u after olivia had her tongue down ur throat
you - what.
eli - u dont remember?
you - no i dont fucking remember
eli - i didnt think u were that drunk
you - i had like five beers
eli - nobody told ur ass to drink all ts
eli - anyways. yea, u were kissing in the kitchen and jenna randomly appeared.. do not ask me how she found out about the party, but she was staring at u two angry as hell
you -  why didn't u tell me she was at the party
eli - I COULDNT FIND U MF
you - you should have tried harder.
eli - don't talk to me like that, i tried looking everywhere.
eli - why is it so hard for u to not be an idiot when i'm not around
you - stfu
you - can u do me a favor?
eli -
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eli - fine.
"And they were kissing! Right in the middle of the party." Jenna seethes at the phone. All Emma can do is slowly nod her head as Jenna continues to rant. "It was disgusting!" Jenna shakes her head in disbelief. She takes a deep breath to calm down. "I can't believe it!"
"Shouldn't you be more upset about the fact that Y/N snuck out of the house and got drunk?" Emma says, a slight furrow in her brows. Jenna looks at Emma, her eyes narrowing. "That too," she says, her voice low. "But still, kissing like that in public. It's just wrong."
"They're young and it was a party." Emma shrugs. "It's not illegal. Besides, it was just a kiss." Jenna sighs and shakes her head. "It's still inappropriate behaviour." Emma's lips start to curve up into a smile. "Or you're just jealous." Jenna's face contorts in anger. "That's not it and you know it."
Emma laughs and Jenna glares at her. "I'm not jealous," Jenna says firmly. "I'm just looking out for her."
She really was. You can't just sneak out and get drunk at a party and expect everything to be fine. Jenna wanted you to understand that there were consequences to your actions, and that she was only trying to look out for you. She didn't want you to make a mistake you would regret later. Jenna's advice was out of love, not jealousy.
Or maybe a bit of it was. In her mind here she was, no longer caring about all the worries in her mind about trying something new. Then the next day you sneak out and make out with another girl in the middle of a party. "Jenna, it's okay to admit you were jealous."
Jenna shook her head and sighed. She knew she was feeling jealous, but she also knew she was trying to make herself feel better by blaming it on something else. She couldn't deny the truth any longer. Jenna turns away from the screen, her jaw clenched. "Okay. I was jealous."
Emma watches her, a smug look on her face. "See. It's not that hard." Jenna looked away, embarrassed. She couldn't believe she had let her emotions get the better of her. "Y/N is eighteen, okay? And she's single. If you would stop being scared and forget about Jacob and allow yourself to be happy then we wouldn't be on this call anymore."
Jenna looks back at the screen, still upset. "Speaking of Jacob! You'd never believe what that asshole said to me." She shook her head in disbelief. "He said he wants an open marriage. Can you believe that?" Her voice was tight with anger.
"Saying he has needs too. I'm so done with him." She took a deep breath and looked away. "I'm done with him," she said again, more firmly this time. "I'm not going to put up with this kind of disrespect."
"And you shouldn't." Emma says, "No one should ever have to put up with that kind of treatment. You deserve to be with someone who respects you and your decisions." Emma paused for a moment, looking Jenna in the eye. "Promise me you won't stay in a relationship where you're not respected. You deserve better than that." She smiled softly before continuing. "Maybe Y/N could be that..."
Jenna pauses, staring at her best friend over the screen before blurting out, "She kissed me. Last night." Emma's eyes widened in surprise. Jenna felt her heart racing, her mind whirling at the thought of your lips on hers. Emma's mouth opened and closed a few times before she finally managed to speak. "I--," she breathed, "WHAT?"
Jenna smiled, her cheeks turning pink. "Yeah," she said, relieved that Emma was as surprised as she was.
Jenna smiled, her cheeks turning pink. "Yeah," she said, relieved that Emma was as surprised as she was. Her smile starts to fade, "But I don't think she remembers it." Jenna's shoulders slumped. She bit her lip, not sure what to say.
Emma smiled sympathetically. "It's okay," she said. "I wish I was there to give you a hug." Jenna smiled again, this time a little bigger. "Thanks, Em," she said. She felt a little better knowing that Emma was there with her, even if it was just over the phone.
Jenna's phone began vibrating, another call incoming. Emma sighed. "I better let you go, sounds like you have another call. I'm here if you need me." Jenna thanked her again before ending the call, feeling a little more comforted. She took a deep breath and answered the call. "Hello?"
"Jenna," her jaw clenches at the voice of her husband. "Please, just let me apologize." Jenna was silent for a moment, trying to process everything that had happened. She could feel her heart racing and her palms getting sweaty. She took a deep breath and said, "I'm listening."
He began to explain himself, although she could hear the hesitation in his voice. "I--I'm so sorry for even suggesting something like that Jenna. I've just been so stressed and tired. I miss you so much."
Jenna knows she loves Jacob. She accepted his proposal for a reason. Everything used to be so perfect. They'd have their honeymoon phase, travel together, and go on romantic dates. But now things have changed and Jenna is not sure if she made the right decision.
But she can't help but think about the old times. Was this just a rough patch they'd get over? She remembers how in love they were and how they could talk for hours without getting bored. Or how'd they'd laugh together and share each other's joys and sorrows?
They were extremely young and in love. She still loves him, but is it enough? She wonders if they can ever get back to the way things were. She's scared to take the risk, but she knows it's worth it.
Jenna waited a few moments before she said, "I know. I miss you too." He smiles on the other side of the phone. "I'm glad. I was thinking about us a lot and our first kiss, our first date, our first time..." She laughed softly. "Me too." He smiled wider, feeling the warmth of the moment, despite the distance. "Let's start again when I come back."
"I'll be different this time. I won't take you for granted again." She nodded, tears springing from her eyes. "I promise," he said, his voice full of emotion. She quickly wipes her eyes as he resumes. "I love you, Jenna. And I know I haven't been there like I should be, but that's going to change. I'm shortening my trip so we can be happy again. And plan our wedding."
Jenna smiled through her tears and hugged herself tightly. She whispered, "I love you too. I can't wait for our wedding." A sniff is heard on the phone, "I love you." He repeats, sitting down on the couch in his Airbnb. Jenna smiled, wiping the tears away with her sleeve. She was filled with a warmth she hadn't felt in a while. She knew things were going to be alright.
He really sounded like he meant it this time. Jenna knew that this time it was different. She felt a sense of peace and security. She knew that her relationship with him was going to last and that they would have a beautiful future together.
Jenna put her trust in him and knew that he would stay true to his word. She believed that they had a chance to build something special and that together they could have a future filled with love and understanding.
She decided to take a chance and trust him. No more drunken kisses from you, or sneaky glances. It had to end, officially this time. She had chosen him, and she had to stick to her decision. You were still young, you had a whole life ahead of you. Why would she try and take that away from you?
Would you even want to settle down at eighteen? How would your parents feel about this? There were so many cons to this situation, it would be a mistake to choose you. She knew if she wanted to move forward in life, she had to let you go.
You fix Eli's bowtie, and then his collar. You straighten Eli's shirt and help him adjust his jacket. He rolls his eyes at you, trying his best from letting out a groan. You smile back before stepping away to admire your handiwork. "Perfect," you say, smiling.
"Shut the hell up," he says, glaring at you. You laugh and step away, allowing Eli to walk ahead of you. Despite the eye roll and grumpy reply, you know Eli appreciates your help. "Is the car started?"
Eli nods at the question and continues to walk. "Wait!" You shout after him, and Eli turns around. "How do I look?" Eli gives you a faint smile before replying, "You look like you're about to impress my wife."
Eli turns back around and continues walking. You smile to yourself, feeling a wave of confidence. You take a deep breath and make your way to Eli's car.
To apologize to Jenna for your behaviour, you booked a late reservation at a downtown restaurant. You made sure the menu was okay for her pescetarian diet. You also brought a bouquet of flowers as an additional gesture. Eli is supposed to knock on Jenna's door, ask her to get dressed and then drive you to the restaurant.
"Shit, the flowers." You say to yourself, opening the rear door to the car and picking up the flowers from the seat before shutting the door. You quickly check the flowers to make sure they're still in good condition. After that, you take a deep breath and lean against the car waiting on Jenna and Eli.
Suddenly, you hear the sound of laughter and you look up to see Jenna and Eli walking up the driveway. You smile and stand up, holding the flowers out for Jenna. Jenna smiles and takes the flowers, thanking you for the surprise. "Of course, I wanted to take you out of the way I acted."
Jenna looks deeply into your eyes and you can tell she appreciates the gesture. She wraps her arms around you and you feel a warmth in your chest. "Thank you, Y/N." You return the hug and can feel her relax. You pull away and smile at her. "Anytime," you say.
Eli then opens the rear door for the two of you, Jenna smiles widely and gets inside, but before you could follow Eli grabs your arm, holding you back. "Dude, she's wearing her ring again." You look down at her hand, and sure enough, there was a ring on her finger.
You felt your heart sink and didn't know how you were supposed to feel. Eli gave you a sympathetic look before releasing your arm and walking back to the driver's seat. You got into the car, and the three of you drove off. As the car made its way through the city, you couldn't help but feel a little bit of disappointment.
How could she wear that ring after she kissed you? Eli glanced at you in the rearview mirror, his expression unreadable. You looked away, feeling embarrassed and confused by the muddle of emotions within you. You knew it was best to let it go, and you reminded yourself that it was just a kiss. You had to accept the fact that it didn't mean anything to her.
You forced a smile and tried to push down the hurt that was rising in your chest. You had to keep your cool and pretend that this didn't bother you. "I feel extremely underdressed," Jenna says laughing from beside you. She had on a pair of black jeans, a white tee, and a black jacket to match.
You glance down at your outfit, a pair of black slacks, a white button up and a black blazer. "You look good." You honestly say, shrugging.
Jenna smiles and shrugs, something about her knowing twinkle in her eye. You laugh, feeling the moment pass and the tension break. You take a deep breath and feel the hurt inside of you subside. You began taking off your blazer and white button-up, revealing a plain t-shirt underneath. "Ta-da!" Jenna laughs, the twinkle in her eye giving way to a genuine smile.
"You didn't have to do that. I'm a big girl, I could deal with a bad outfit." "I know," you said, "but I just wanted to make you feel better. Besides, you look great in this."
She smiled and thanked you for your kindness. You felt relieved that she appreciated your gesture. Suddenly the car stops, and Eli glances at the two of you in the rearview mirror. You realize that you've arrived at your destination and Eli is waiting for you to get out. You look at the woman one last time before stepping out of the car, still feeling the warmth of her smile.
"This place looks so fancy." She mumbles to you, looking at the modern restaurant in front of her. You smile at her reassuringly. "It'll be alright. Come on, let's go in." You take her hand, leading her toward the entrance. Taking a deep breath, you step inside. The waiter greets you with a warm smile and shows you to your table. You order your food, and as you wait, you can feel the tension in the air.
She's definitely thinking about the kiss. Oh, hey... it looks like she has antlers. You let out a small giggle causing Jenna to furrow her eyebrows, but she can't help but smile. "What?"
"The uh, the decoration behind you makes it look like you have deer antlers." Jenna's cheeks flushed as she quickly turned around to see what was behind her. She let out a light laugh, "Take a photo." You pull out your phone and snap a picture of her with the antlers in the background.
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Jenna sighed as you handed her the phone, "I can't believe I didn't notice this when I walked in." You laughed and said, "It's ok, I didn't notice it either." She looks at it again before letting out another laugh, handing you your phone.
Despite the joke between you, everything felt awkward. Jenna nervously looked away, unsure of what to say next. You tried to break the silence by making a joke, but it fell flat. You both stood in uncomfortable silence. Your eyes couldn't help but glance at the ring on her finger.
Is she really happy? A happily married woman wouldn't kiss someone else right? You shook your head, trying to shake off the thought. You had to face the truth: she was married. You could never be anything more than a friend and you had to accept it.
Thankfully your waiter arrived with your drink. You thanked him and took a sip of your drink, trying to distract yourself from the situation. You knew she would never be yours, and you had to accept it.
"How--" "Are--" You both try to speak at the same time, she hesitated, and you waved your hand for her to go first. She smiled, and said, "How are you doing?" You smiled back and said, "I'm okay, I still feel bad about earlier today." She nodded in understanding. "It's okay, we all make mistakes. I forgive you." You smiled gratefully, thankful for her understanding.
Jenna took a sip of her wine, eyeing you the entire time. Was this supposed to be a date? She didn't know what she was doing here, or what your motives were. She nervously put the glass down and cleared her throat. She decided to find out what was going on and asked you directly: "Why did you invite me here?"
"To apologize." You say, your voice low. "You already did and I forgive you." You nod. "And also talk about our kiss." She felt a flush of heat on her cheeks. She looked at you, her heart racing in her chest. She opened her mouth to speak, but no words came out.
"I--I, I had lied because I didn't want to make things awkward between us. But, gosh. I couldn't get it out of my mind, Jenna." Jenna's heart skipped a beat. She looked away, not sure what to say. "Y/N," she said finally, her voice barely a whisper. You continue, "I don't know where this could lead, but... I just, I don't know? I wanna try?"
Jenna lifted her gaze and met yours. "I'm married--" You cut her off, tired of the excuse and that stupid ring. "You're engaged! And unhappy!" Jenna shook her head, staring at you with her eyes wide and filled with a multitude of emotions. "I'm sorry," she said softly. "I just can't leave him."
You open your mouth to speak but Jenna stands up quickly, "I have to go." You watched her walk away, feeling a mix of sadness and anger. You wanted to tell her that she deserved better but you knew she wouldn't listen. You sat there for a few minutes, feeling helpless. You wished you could do something, anything, to make her stay. You knew it was too late.
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TIKTOK STARTERS PART 8
❛ I think we were a little too Shania Twain about the situation…As in ‘that don’t impress me much’, you know what I’m saying. ❜
❛ Sometimes if you just trust in the universe it will take you to the most unexpected places…LIKE THE I-95! ❜
❛ If you’re wondering what I’m doing here - me too. ❜
❛ If she’s your girl then why is she under my bridge answering my riddles? And you know that she not gonna get any of them right and that means I’m taking her. You’re losing your girl to me, the troll! ❜
❛ Thank god that thing doesn’t have emotions because it would be shitting itself. ❜
❛ I must ask you through my bitter tears though they fall upon the ground, do you think the floral pattern swim trunks or the solid color? ❜
❛ What if that would have happened to me? I’m so glad that happened to you! ❜
❛ The only arresting this guy will be doing is a restin’ on this soft soft bed. ❜
❛ If that makes me filled with misery well then call me Kathy Bates. ❜
❛ Poor guy doesn’t even have a co-host. ❜
❛ This is personal to me because…I lost my brother to podcasting. ❜
❛ That is so unrelated to what I just asked. ❜
❛ Have you ever wondered how many houses in your lifetime you’ve driven by that have people locked up in the basement? ❜
❛ Look what I got for my funeral! A ouija board! That way I can go to the funeral too. I don’t want to miss the party of the year. ❜
❛ You’re the orangest…crap nothing rhymes with orange.  ❜
❛ Life is a journey. Life is a highway, if you will, and I’m hydroplaning violently into the cement divider. ❜
❛ Ever since I started dressing like a mob wife babies have been waving at me a lot more. ❜
❛ Dude, we have so much in common. We both love shapes and chocolate milk. ❜
❛ You just saying that created so much paperwork for me. ❜
❛ That’s basically kidnapping. I mean, some would call it kidnapping. I would also call it kidnapping. ❜
❛ Don’t go around introducing yourself as a rogue criminal, cause now I have to call someone. ❜
❛ I don’t like who I become on Carnival cruises.  ❜
❛ I’m gonna wake up dead because I didn’t pay my dues to the wasps. ❜
❛ You’re going down Tom and Jerry style you fucking muppet. ❜
❛ I may not have a doctor but I have the palette of a little French boy. I’m gonna live forever. ❜
❛ You can’t light a candle when the Devil’s outside! ❜
❛ I don’t respect ghosts. Like what you mean you possessed a child? You could have possessed Patrick Mahomes and played his superbowl but you possessed a child with a peanut allergy?  ❜
❛ That’s why you’re not in heaven, cause you’re kind of a douchebag. ❜
❛ Oohh paranormal activity this, paranormal activity that - get a pair of bitches bro.❜
❛ We’ve only tripped about seven times. That’s barely any. ❜
❛ The Department of Hoes and Insecurity - it’s the thot patrol! ❜
❛ You remember when society peaked and we had Optimus Prime doing a monologue over Linkin Park? Nothing’s been the same ever since. ❜
❛ So the pettiness gods are having their way with me. ❜
❛ I believe in holding grudges. I’ll heal in hell. ❜
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seeleycollins · 23 days
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Just something I had floating around in my head and was actually able to put it to writing.
Tags: Bayverse!Leo x reader, angst
Warnings: language, slight nsfw in one small part
“Leo?”
shitshitshit-
He looks up, your eyes meet, and fuck-
FUCK
It’s him. It’s really fucking him and Jesus.
You knew coming back to New York was a bad idea, but it was your cousin’s wedding and what were the chances-
What were the fucking chances you’d see him again?
Your heart is pounding, you’re breathing too fast, and fuck, you realize you’re making a scene. Your cousin and his new wife are staring, though she’s turned her attention to him, concern marring her perfect features while your cousin’s confused gaze stays on you.
“Bro?”
Your eyes dart to the speaker. Another like him, clad in accents of orange. Then two more move in- one purple, one red- their movement slow, expressions as confused as the rest.
You need to go, you realize. Get some air, collect yourself, steel your emotions so that you don’t ruin your cousin’s wedding. You’d never forgive yourself.
You could do this. Just make an excuse, go hide in the bathroom, get your emotions under control, put your big girl pants on, then come back and power through the rest of the night. It was just one night, you could do this, you just needed to reset, realign-
“Excuse me, just a moment.”
Yes, that sounded good. Normal. You could totally do this. You could absolutely pretend that seeing him again hadn’t nearly shattered your heart anew. That you weren’t running away, heels hitting the concrete sounding too loud as you tried and failed to regulate your pace.
Where was the damn bathroom?
You tried to remember, but damn it, this outdoor venue was confusing. Were there three or four tiers and which one were the restrooms on? You remembered seeing the beautifully lit brick building, but couldn’t focus enough to retrace your steps- not when all your thoughts were being pulled back to seeing his beautiful blue eyes again and how incredible he looked in a suit. God, you were not ready to see him like that. Not ready to see him at all.
The lights started to blur, your eyes burned, and you took a deep breath. No. No, absolutely not. You were not crying. You were not. Another deep breath. You started flapping your hand at your face- what that was even supposed to do, you didn’t know, but that’s what people did to stop from crying, right? Did it work? Was it working? Oh, god, someone was approaching you.
“Are you okay, Miss?”
It’s just the waitstaff, no reason to be embarrassed. Just lie. People cried at weddings all the time.
“I’m just so happy for my cousin and his new wife,” you said, breathless. “We grew up together and he’s come such a long way… I’m trying not to make a mess of myself and embarrass him. Could you point me to the restrooms, please?”
It worked. Pretending you were overwhelmed with happiness helped you arrive more or less in one piece to the bathroom where you beelined it to a stall and with shaking hands, slammed the lock home.
Squeezing your eyes shut, you lost the battle against your tears. Why, oh why was this happening? Why was he here? After so many years how could this even be real? He was always so paranoid about being seen, so secretive. How did he know your cousin? Or was it his wife? Neither seemed shocked to be in the company of not one, but four giant turtle men.
Four.
They must be his brothers, you reasoned. The ones whose existence you only knew by accident when he’d let it slip in one of the rare moments he ever let his guard down with you. You could practically feel his fingers slowly combing through your hair as you sat beside him, watching the sunrise from the roof of your apartment.
“Stay,” you’d whispered, grabbing his free hand and bringing it to your mouth for a feather-light kiss. “Please?”
His fingers in your hair stilled, but he intertwined the other with yours, bringing both your hands to his mouth and mimicking the kiss you’d just given.
“You have no idea how much I wish I could,” he sighed, lifting your hand higher so that your wrist rested against his lips and you felt the flick of his tongue on your skin, followed by another kiss and a little nip full of intent.
That was all it took. In the next moment you were climbing on top to straddle him, hands on either side of his face as you pulled him to you, grinding down on his lap, a little surprised to feel him already hard beneath you.
“...shiiiiit,” he moaned and grabbed your ass with both hands, pulling you back down against his length.
“Stay,” you insisted, all but rubbing yourself off on him now, his breath coming out in hot puffs on your face.
“-can’t,” he said between clenched teeth while lifting his hips and grinding up into you. “My brothers-”
“-fuck your brothers-”
An auto response given, but then, after a beat you froze.
Wait. What?
“Brothers?”
You hadn’t realized it at the time, but this revelation acted as the loose thread that would completely unravel your relationship. You tried to be understanding at first, about his need for secrecy, about the real threat to his safety should his existence be exposed to the wrong people.
But it hurt. It bothered you that he would hold so much of himself back from you. That it only ever felt like you had a part of him at any time. That by his own admission, it was unlikely to ever change.
“I love you, Leo. Do you really think I’d ever betray you like that?”
“Not on purpose! But all it would take it is one slip up, one innocuous comment to the wrong person and-”
You leaned back against the stall door, your head bumping against the hard plastic as all those feelings from back then came rushing back. Being helpless to do anything as your heart was slowly breaking in two. The fighting was almost constant. You cried more back then than you had ever before or since. He began to distance himself, slipping away, and you had no idea how to stop it until one day he was just…
Gone.
Any trace of your time together had been scrubbed from your apartment. Admittedly, there wasn’t much- he was too careful for that. Even your phone had somehow been wiped. In the end there was nothing. As if he’d only ever been a figment of your imagination.
And now here he was, of all places. A specter of your past you’d left the state to forget.
Part II ⬇️
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0sincerelyella · 1 year
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Hi! Can I please request Josh Allen at his wedding and you reveal yourself in your wedding dress and you see him and his tux for the first time. (Like those trends where the bride reveals herself to surprise her husband before going down the aisle) thank you!!!
I’m gonna puke right now -Josh Allen
Summary: y/n and josh have a private first look. full and full of surprises
Notes: YOU GUYS ARE ABSOLUTELY SPOILING ME WITH THESE REQUESTS
there will be an insta post sorta thing at the end. this is also a double wammy sorta thing. 😎
he is absolutely adorable
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You’d think dating the woman of your dreams for ten years would make you less nervous on your wedding day.
not for josh. josh thinks that if he married y/n the day they met he would’ve been less nervous then now.
as he finished the last sentence on the letter he was sending y/n before they got married, a private vow swap as they like to call it, his hand was shaking more than it has before any football game he’s ever played in.
he handed his brother the letter and took a breath as y/ns sister knocked on the door
josh opened it, y/s (your sister) smiled and handed josh the letter. “your so handsome josh, she’s gonna cry”
“i’m gonna cry. and puke” josh said, running his hand through his hair. “josh no! don’t ruin your hair” jason, josh’s brother, said
y/s laughed, flatting his hair. “your gonna be fine”
y/s walked away after jason handed her the letter.
y/n on the other hand, was having an amazing time. she was twirling around in her beautiful dress, dancing to taylor swift as y/s walked into the room. “read the letter y/n, it’s almost time for first looks.” y/n sat down, opening the letter
Dear y/n, my princess
fr bro, i can smell you from here PLS take a shower before i kiss you at the alter, xoxo -joshy poo
ps: for real though I wish i got down on one knee the second i knocked on your dorm. it was love at first sight and the thought of having a life without you hasn’t even occurred to me since. I think the Lord wanted us to be married, not only because we’re perfect together but also because it takes a miracle for the bengals to win a super bowl. I can’t WAIT to see you in that dress princess. also, i’m seriously about to puke
love, joshy<3
y/n laughed, holding the letter to her chest. “joshy” she smiled even brighter.
Josh was beyond nervous to read the letter, or for y/n to read her letter. “josh, read the letter” jason said, putting his hand on josh’s shoulder. “if y/n wasn’t a hundred and ten percent sure about the both of you she wouldn’t have stayed with you ten years. i know i would’ve left you 10 years ago” he joked.
josh took a breath, opening the letter.
Dear Joshy,
Not gonna lie you are a butt munch and i want to punch you all the time. i can not wait to want to punch you everyday of the rest of my life. you are my everything, and i thank you for letting me find myself and my career, and now i get to work with you and be with you for the rest of forever. i really do love you so so much. except i actually hate you, love you babes :)
love, your princess
Josh felt the burning in the back of his throat. he shook his head with a bright smile. “jason, i really love her” josh said, folding the letter and putting it in his bag.
“i know you do josh, it’s time to go see her”
Josh stood, smoothing out his suit, and fixing his hair. “i’m seriously going to vomit” josh said, standing in front of the door.
“your telling me, when you open this door, my girl is going to be standing outside of the other door in a beautiful dress that i havnt seen and that’s the last time i’ll ever see her as my girlfriend?” jason laughed. “your both gonna be blind folded” he explained, putting the blind fold on josh’s eyes. “when y/n says, you’ll both take your blind folds off” josh nodded, completely sightless “in less than an hour she’s gonna be your wife” josh was holding his breath trying not to cry.
jason stood at the door with his hand on the knob. “ready josh?” josh nodded “i can’t wait” so jason opened the door, and josh stepped out of it.
“hi joshy” y/n said. y/n hadn’t told josh that she wasn’t blind folded, she had a surprise.
josh had a bag in his pocket, they were doing a present exchange. a forever gift as y/n has been calling it. josh reached his hand out. “y/n” he whispered under his breath, he didn’t know how to talk. “y/n baby, i love you” he said as she took his hand into her own. “i can’t believe we’re getting married today” y/n said, as her sister and jason went back into seperate rooms, leaving the two alone.
y/n wasn’t blindfolded, josh didn’t know.
“josh i want to open your present first” she said, her finger running over his hand “can you see me?” she giggled “yeah” josh scoffed “you suck!” he laughed, smiling at his future wife. he reached into his pocket and pulled out the small bag.
it was a small locket, y/n opened it, looking at the pictures inside of it. “joshy…” the pictures where the two of them in her college dorm, and the two of them on their first date at his football game. “this is beautiful” she whispered under her breath.
after skillfully putting the locket on, wanting it for the wedding, and she put her hand on josh’s face. “i’m gonna take your blindfold off josh” he smiled. “i want to see my beautiful girl”
she pulled off his blind fold and his mouth fell open. “y/n…” he looked at his fiancé, studying her entire body. “it’s so beautiful, your so so beautiful” his eyes welled with tears. “i’m gonna vomit” he said, making y/n almost fall over from laughing.
josh was full on face full of tears, “i never saw myself being married to anyone.” he held both her hands. “but the second i saw you in your bummed out clothes and your messy hair all i could think about was marrying you one day.” he pulled one hand up and wiped his tears away. “i am so happy, because,” he took a breath because of a sob irrupting from his throat. y/n pulled him into a hug. he buried his head into her shoulder. “do not ruin my dress joshua!” she laughed, hugging him close. “i’m so happy because i found the person who is going to grow old with me.” he looked up from the hug, putting his hand on her cheek. “and you are the most beautiful girl in the entire world
y/n” y/n smiled, then her eyes brightened up “josh!” she giggled, letting go of his hands and putting them into her dress. “it has pockets!!” she showed, twirling around with happiness as she remembered the main reason she bought this dress
“oh yeah” she then pulled out a stick, not wrapped, not bagged, just the stick it’s self, placing it into his hand.
“no your kidding” josh said, as he realized what she just placed in his hand. “this is your present?” his hands began to shake. “Y/n your joking, like this is really fake” his eyes welled with tears again, and y/ns did as well
“we’re having a baby josh” she whispered, he looked up into her eyes. “i’m gonna be a dad” she nodded, and he pulled her into a big hug. as josh cried, holding y/n, jason and y/s walked into the hall. “it’s time” y/s said, josh let go of y/n, kissing her cheek.
“i’ll see you at the alter beautiful”
y/n smiled, watching her future husband walk out of the room with jason, and she saw the exact moment josh told jason he was goin go to be a dad. josh turned once more to look at his fiancé one last time as his fiancé “i’m gonna puke right now”
Y/nAllen
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user5: is that A PREGNANCY TEST??
user7: stop you guys are my favorite couple to ever exist
jasonallen: he cried harder than i’ve ever seen anyone cry before
y/sinsta: i will actually break his kneecaps
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y/nallen: normalize beautiful wives crying over mcdonald’s not having ice cream
——> user8: real
jasonallen: get y/n her mcdonald’s man
y/sinsta: he kept threatening to vomit but not even once did he puke, im proud
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jedimasterbailey · 5 months
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Heyyy babe 😘 for the Choose Violence ask game: 1, 2, 9, 15, 16, 17
YESSSSSS I GET TO CHOOSE VIOLENCE TODAY 😁 Thanks dearest 💚💙
Link to original Star Wars Violence Questions linked below!
1.) Give me a compelling argument for why your fav would never top or bottom.
Luminara Unduli would never be a bottom because she definitely that bitch who is ALWAYS in charge. With all the bullshit she has to put up with in both the canon and in the fanon, that woman would have all the pent up feeling to go on all night or go full blown domantrix on whoever that lucky bottom would be (I would personally volunteer my services). No matter where she is and what she’s doing, Luminara gets shit done and that is that. Via osmosis, Barriss Offee is most likely a top too since her mother has taught her how to be a bad bitch like her 💙💚
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2.) What character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because of how the fandom acts about them?
Grogu. Like he’s literally just a baby but my God judging from all the mass excessive merchandising you would think that at one point in time Grogu was the only Star Wars character that existed and that’s not necessarily his fault by the annoying group of people who literally only watched Mando just for Grogu and Grogu only. There are so many people out there who will never watch a Star Wars movie or anything else that isn’t Mando just because Grogu isn’t in it and again it’s insane because again he’s just a literal baby. If the show was exclusively about him, it would have been a boring show. If I wanted to look at something cute, I can just go look at puppies or some shit. I don’t need to watch a show for that.
9.) You’re mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like…
I honestly don’t have an answer for this sorry 🤣
15.) Opinion of Anakin’s characterization (I.e the broification of Anakin Skywalker).
This is a very loaded question because I don’t really swing either way with this topic (as in I don’t love or hate it). Like on the one hand, I like how in the CW show they made Anakin more with it and mature when the situation calls for it which makes sense considering he has Ahsoka to consider and he has to be a good role model for her. I also appreciate how in the show Anakin isn’t just bitching about Obi-Wan or obsessing over Padme all the time or being pissy with his other Jedi colleagues. I love seeing Anakin actually being a model Jedi and actually showing that he truly does love and respect Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, etc. However Anakin is seen as more sensitive in the movies and doesn’t always respond with such rage all the time like he does in CW show. Like bro Anakin’s anger goes from 0-1,000 in seconds to the point where he’s just destroying gadgets, kicking Clovis ass, etc. So in short, in some ways I personally think they did a good job expanding on Anakin’s character in the CW however there is no denying there is a huge distinction between Matt Lanter Anakin and Hayden Anakin. They most likely went the bro route because toxic masculinity is in.
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16.) Best written female character in Star Wars.
Leia hands down. Her character is one of the very few Star Wars characters that is consistent and true in every single project we see with her in it. And like I’ve never met a Leia hater in my whole life and if I did I would question that person’s character because Leia is a badass that holds everything together when no one else will or when people leave her. She honestly deserves her own show.
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17.) What event is Anakin’s point of no return in his fall to the Dark Side?
Shmi’s death. Had that never happened Anakin probably would not have taken those visions of Padme dying in childbirth or Palpatine’s bullshit stories seriously. It was only because Anakin lost his mother that he was insistent on keeping his wife and children safe at all costs because he did not want to endure that kind of pain ever again.
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youngyoo-apologist · 5 months
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Background information:
Choi Han’s mother: Shin Haneul
Choi Han’s father: Choi Sujin
Some scrapped scenes with the Choi family that I couldn’t include in the main fic(at least not yet)
She remembered the day a bundle of joy was placed into her arms very well. Despite Shin Haneul’s awful memory, she could never forget her little boy,
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Choi Sujin sat outside the hospital room, shaking his leg out of nervousness.
“Hyung, don’t worry so much, Haneul-noona will be fine.”
Choi Sujin turned to look at his little brother, who had come straight to the hospital after studying to meet his nephew. Choi Jung-gun was way than himself, but he was much more composed at this moment than Choi Sujin was.
“I-I’m not nervous, Jung-gun!”
Choi Jung-gun looked at his brother with a blank, clearly unimpressed expression. It seemed like Choi Jung-gun had taken it upon himself to be more responsible than normal today.
Normally, it would be Jung-gun getting anxious, but looking at his older brother who was nervously waiting to hear the news about his wife and son made him feel like for one day he needed to be the calm one.
He reached into his pocket, and tapped his brother’s shoulder. “Hyung, do you want candy?”
“Yeah, thanks.” Choi Sujin took the candy from his brother, and opened the package. It was a coffee flavored candy, one that Jung-gun didn’t like, but he knew their mom did.
Today was Choi Jung-gun’s birthday, and it would also become this kid’s birthday as well. Choi Jung-gun didn’t mind sharing, especially if it was with his nephew.
He was an uncle at twelve years old, that wasn’t something that happened everyday! If anything, his nephew being born today felt a little bit like a gift for himself too, as much as it was a gift for his brother, Shin Haneul, and the baby.
The two brothers sat outside the hospital room. At Shin Haneul’s request, it would only be them, her parents, and their parents to see the baby when he was born. The hospital staff had said that it was ideal for the health of both the baby, and the mother as well.
“Sir, everything went alright.” The nurse stepped out of the hospital room, and Choi Sujin stood up fast enough that he would have stumbled if not for Jung-gun’s hand on his arm to catch him. “…I understand you wish to see your wife and child, but please be careful to not injure yourself.”
“Yeah, Hyung. You need to calm yourself down, don’t trouble Haneul-noona.” Choi Jung-gun let go of his brother, who nodded and sighed.
“Thank you, nurse. Is it alright if my brother and I go in to see my wife or do we have to wait longer?”
“No, now would be the perfect time to see her. We’ve already done everything needed for now.”
At the nurse’s words, Choi Sujin’s face lit up and he went inside the hospital room with Choi Jung-gun following behind him.
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“Haneul-noona, are you okay?”
Shin Haneul’s smiled wide, and ruffled Choi Jung-gun’s hair. “Better than ever, lil’ bro!”
Currently, the baby who had yet to be named was being held in his father’s arms. The father in question would have been crying louder than a baby ever would if not for the fact that it would startle the child.
“Haneul… he’s so cute….he looks just like you!” Choi Sujin said, voice shaking with emotion.
Choi Jung-gun looked over his brother’s shoulders and frowned slightly. Now, he wasn’t going to be mean to a baby. This baby had just been born and he was his nephew, but new born babies were a little….ugly.
“He’s going to look even more like you when he grows up.” Choi Jung-gun smiled as he said this, instead of voicing his inner thoughts. It was clear that Shin Haneul already knew what he was thinking based on the amused expression on her face.
“It’s okay, Jung-gun, he just looks funny cause he's like one hour old.” Shin Haneul said, and Choi Jung-gun angled away his face so she could not see his embarrassed expression.
“Have you picked a name yet, Haneul?” Choi Sujin asked, handing the baby back to his wife, who nodded.
“Yeah, I was thinking of Han.”
“Han?” Choi Sujin looked at Choi Jung-gun who nodded in agreement,
“”It’s perfect.””
Shin Haneul smiled, and looked down at the baby in her arms, who from this day forward, would be named Choi Han.
“What do you think, Han? Do you like it?”
As if responding to her words, Choi Han began to cry and Haneul laughed. He had just been born and yet he was so lively.
That was good, because Shin Haneul wanted nothing more than for her son to live well.
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“Han, can you say uncle?” Choi Jung-gun sat in front of Choi Han, who blatantly ignored him in favor of swinging his toy sword at the toy monsters in front of him. “Hannnn, please! I’ll buy you candy forever if you say uncle.”
Shin Haneul watched her brother in law try and coax the ten month old Choi Han into saying ‘uncle’ as his first word. Of course, she wouldn’t let that happen so easily.
“Han, it’s me, mom!” Shin Haneul picked Choi Han up, and placed her on her lap. “Mom.”
She pointed at herself.
“Mom’s brother in law.”
She pointed at Choi Jung-gun, who grumbled. “Not fair, noona!”
Shin Haneul stuck her tongue out at the boy, who did the same in return. At their childish actions, Choi Sujin could only sigh.
“C’mon you two, don’t argue in front of the baby.”
“He’s not even sentient yet!” Choi Jung-gun argued back, which made Choi Sujin poke his cheek.
“So what? What if you guys subconsciously influence him to be as ridiculous as you both are.”
“Wow, is that any way to speak to your dear, kind, beautiful, lovely, amazing, strong, incredibly intelligent, cunning, fantastic, wife?” Shin Haneul looked down at Choi Han, “Han, can you believe this! Yell at your father for me, he deserves it.”
Logically, there was no way Choi Han completely understood her, but he looked at his father with his big, round innocent baby eyes, and seemed to glare at him. Babbling baby like nonsense while waving his fist in Choi Sujin’s direction.
Choi Sujin put a hand to his heart, and pretended to fall to the floor like he had been struck by a sword. “My son, you’re so cruel!”
Choi Han, the mischievous little boy, laughed at him alongside his equally mischievous mother.
Shin Haneul pointed at Choi Sujin, “Han, you see this man? This man is mom’s husband.”
“Don’t sabotage us, Haneul! C’mon, Han. Can’t you call me dad? Please!” Choi Sujin crawled over so he was in front of Choi Han, but the baby looked at him with expressionless eyes.
“Bleh.” Choi Han stuck his tongue out, and both Shin Haneul and Choi Jung-gun began to cackle.
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“Uncle.”
Choi Jung-gun paused, and looked away from his homework. For the time being, Shin Haneul and Choi Sujin had left Choi Han with him to take care of while they made a quick grocery run.
“Han, can you say that again, please?” Choi Jung-gun pointed at himself, “Who am I?”
Choi Han puffed his cheeks, and with a slightly frustrated tone he exclaimed, “Uncle! Un-cle. Uncle.”
He repeated the word over and over, like he was getting used to the ability of speech. The more Choi Han spoke, the wider Choi Jung-gun’s smile became.
Gently, he scooped Choi Han up and placed him in his lap. “Yeah! I’m your uncle.”
This was Choi Han’s first word. Choi Jung-gun had never actually thought samchon would be his first word. Sure, he did want it to be the case, but he’d be happy no matter what Choi Han’s first word was.
Although, Choi Jung-gun couldn’t help but think of his Shin Haneul, and his older brother who had really wanted mom or dad to be his first word.
“Hm… Han, you love your mom and dad a lot, right?”
Choi Han nodded slowly, and looked at Choi Jung-gun with curious eyes.
“Let’s keep this a secret from your mom and dad, kay’? Next time you see your mom, try and say ‘mom’ instead.”
Choi Jung-gun wasn’t sure if Choi Han would listen to him, but with how much attention he was paying to Choi Jung-gun’s words he figured it was worth a shot.
“Mo-m.” Choi Han sounded out, and Choi Jung-gun nodded.
“That’s it, Han! If you say that, your mom and dad will smile real wide.” Choi Jung-gun pat Choi Han’s head, and carried him in his arms as he walked downstairs. Shin Haneul and Choi Sujin should be home by now.
As expected, Shin Haneul and Choi Sujin stood in the kitchen with the grocery bags on the table.
“Ah, there’s my sweet baby and silly little brother!” Shin Haneul exclaimed, whisking Choi Han away from Choi Jung-gun’s arms and pointing at the grocery bags. “I got some chocolate for you, Jung-gun. Don’t tell your father.”
Choi Jung-gun cheered and threw his arms up in the air, digging into the grocery bag enthusiastically until he found the chocolate,
Choi Sujin smiled, and went to the stove to make the pancakes he had promised the family earlier today.
“Han, did you miss mom and dad while we were away?” Shin Haneul kissed the top of Choi Han’s head, who giggled. “I’m sure you were good for your uncle.”
“Mom!”
Choi Sujin almost dropped the pan he held in his hands, and Choi Jung-gun gaped at Choi Han in shock. Man, maybe it was just Choi Han, but babies were straight to the point!
“Han! D-did you say mom? Is this your first word?!” Shin Haneul looked around, as if there was anyone else who would be called mom by Choi Han.
Choi Jung-gun walked over to the stove to cook the pancakes Choi Sujin had been making, but abandoned it in favor of running over to his son and wife.
While Choi Sujin and Shin Haneul fussed over Choi Han, Choi Jung-gun gave Choi Han a very discreet thumbs up when the baby was staring at him with his wide black eyes.
Sometimes, when Choi Jung-gun looked into his nephew’s eyes, it felt like there was a whole universe of stars growing inside of them.
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Shin Haneul sat up in her bed, looking around the room as to where the sound of crying could be coming from.
She had been a light sleeper ever since Choi Han was born, not because he caused a lot of trouble, but sometimes she couldn’t get rid of the overwhelming dread that took over her at night.
Shin Haneul had no idea where this feeling came from. She had always been overjoyed at being with her son, in fact, she couldn’t be happier! But there were days when it felt like Choi Han would disappear if she didn’t pay enough attention, like he’d be gone before she even knew it.
She had spoken about it to her own mother before, asking if it was a normal feeling. Mother nodded, looking at her own daughter with sad eyes.
“I was scared I would lose you too. You were a very active child, and sometimes I’d get scared that if I looked away you’d injure yourself. Thankfully, when I was busy your father was always there so you were always safe.”
Shin Haneul sighed in relief, thank god it was just a normal thing and not some weird premonition of the future.
She wouldn’t know what to do with herself if that was the case.
Even with the reassurance she got from her mother, Shin Haneul couldn’t help the unease that was in her mind at night. Choi Sujin was fast asleep, like he was a Victorian child who was suffering from the plague, so it could not be her husband who was crying.
The only other option was Choi Han, who she found sobbing into his pillow.
Shin Haneul felt her eyebrows twist, and she put a hand on Choi Han’s head, wiping away the tears that fell from his eyes.
“Oh, my star, what’s wrong?”
Choi Han did not respond, could not respond, for his mind was overtaken by the terrors of the night.
Shin Haneul laid back down, and pulled Choi Han closer to her. While he was still crying, he had stopped shaking.
She wondered just what kind of things had happened for a five year old boy to be crying so much.
Had Choi Han remembered Jung-gun, who had gone missing two years earlier?
…Ah, perhaps that was where her fear came from.
Ever since Choi Jung-gun went missing, Shin Haneul had never gotten a full night's sleep. The only times she could sleep were the short naps she took in the morning.
Choi Jung-gun had gone missing just like that, no warning, no nothing.
It was like a god had taken him to another world, with no trace of him left to be found at his home where everyone cried out for him.
Shin Haneul didn’t let herself cry, because to her it felt like if she cried it would be admitting Choi Jung-gun had died.
She knew that boy wasn’t dead, he had to be alive, no matter what. One day he would come home, and they would all be there to welcome him again.
Shin Haneul looked down at her son, who was still crying, and kissed his hair. She caressed the top of his head, and began to hum a lullaby her own mother had sung for her when she was young.
The terrors of the night were strong, but against a mother’s love, even they would fall as well.
Slowly, Choi Han’s sobs died out, the only other sound left in the quiet night being that of Shin Haneul’s comforting hums, and the gentle sounds of her husband and son’s breathing.
.
.
.
Choi Sujin watched Choi Han hold up a cat plush to the baby in front of him.
Choi Jungsoo, the baby, had been born two months ago, but this was Choi Han’s first time seeing him. Despite only being six years old, Choi Han was technically an uncle, and Choi Sujin was a grand uncle.
“Jungsoo, call me hyung!”
“Han, he’s only two months old, so he can’t really talk yet.” Choi Sujin said, sitting down next to his son who continued gave the cat plush to Choi Jungsoo.
“Oh, was I like that too?”
“Mhm, you were just as small as he was too.”
Choi Sujin smiled at his son’s shocked expression, like he couldn’t even fathom being as small as Choi Jungsoo was.
“But I don’t remember that!”
“You don’t remember, but mom and dad remember.” Choi Sujin picked Choi Jungsoo up, and held him in his arms. “I can show you the photos.”
Choi Jung-gun would have said he remembered too, if he was here. Jung-gun had loved taking photos, especially of Choi Han since he was his favorite nephew.
The photo album they had consisted of many photos, but a good chunk of the later half of the album was filled with photos Choi Jung-gun had taken. Choi Jung-gun took photos and notes of almost everything he liked.
In the album, there were photos of the family, and Choi Jung-gun’s notes about them under it. Choi Han was no exception, and had multiple pictures of himself from when he was zero to three years old.
“I wanna see!”
Choi Han stood up, and followed his father upstairs who still carried Choi Jungsoo in his arms. After looking through a shelf, Choi Sujin found the album, and handed it to Choi Han.
He wasn’t worried about Choi Han damaging the album, because Choi Han had always handled books and albums with a lot of care. It seemed that even though he couldn’t remember most things, he still cherished the memories that he held in his hands.
Choi Han opened the album, and flipped through each page. Pointing out the people he recognized, and asking if he didn’t recognize someone. He flipped through the pages until he found a page labeled ‘November Eighth’.
They had dedicated an entire page to that day, because three people had been born on that day. Choi Jung-gun, Choi Han, and now, Choi Jungsoo.
“It’s me!” Choi Han pointed at the picture of him from when he was a baby. The hat he wore had rabbit ears on it, something Shin Haneul had found absolutely adorable when she saw it at the store.
Underneath the picture was a note, no name on it, and Choi Han did not recognize the handwriting, but he read it anyway.
‘On November Eighth, Han was born! He was a little ugly, but he’s cute now. He looks a lot like Haneul-noona, but his eyes are the same as hyung’s. He pulls my hair a lot, and he’s stupid strong for a baby. Maybe I’ll cut my hair so he has nothing to grab on when I carry him.’
“I’m not ugly! Whoever wrote this is the king of ugly.” Choi Han grumbled when he saw the second sentence.
Choi Sujin laughed, “But didn’t they call you cute after?”
“Hm… well, they’re still wrong! Mom says I’ve been cute forever, and mom is never wrong.” Choi Jungsoo yelled in agreement, and Choi Han nodded. “That’s right, Jungsoo! Moms are never wrong so you should always listen. And you should listen to your dad too, and my dad. My dad is cool too!”
Choi Sujin smiled proudly, “I’m the coolest, aren’t I?”
Choi Jungsoo only looked at him with such unimpressed eyes that Choi Sujin felt like his ego was being stabbed directly in the heart.
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blood-mocha-latte · 8 months
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~ miscellaneous tag game ~
tagged by the lovely @mutantmanifesto and @dontirrigateme <3
Favorite place in the world you’ve visited?
rough draw but munich! 'twas gorgeous and also where I got engaged
Something you’re proud of yourself for?
dragging my ass through college in two years and double majoring. nearly killed me but by god it's done
Favorite books?
the awakening by kate chopin - the woman in white by wilkie collins - all quiet on the western front by erich maria remarque - a tree grows in brooklyn by betty smith - letters from the 442nd by min masuda
Something that makes your heart happy when thinking about it?
mah wife (borat voice)
Favorite thing about your culture?
god what even is my culture. how unhinged would i sound if i said swamps and rigatoni
When did you join the HBO War fandom? What was the first show you watched?
joined about three years ago but not on tumblr, but watched the pacific first
Have you read any of Easy Company’s books? If so, which ones were your favorite?
no because i. have a reading list and they aren't up in the queue lmao
Favorite HBO War character and your favorite moment with them?
leckie. he’s like. webster if webster was a wet cat what’s not to love. favorite moment is all moments ever EXCEPT for the sex scenes because what kind of hallucinogen did i take to have to watch that
Do you make content for any fandoms, if so; what sort of content?
i write fic and am. a little consumed by it at all times. i also make edits but am going through a bit of a rut with that so for now only writing thank you
Favorite actor/actress and your favorite film of theirs?
eliza dushku for her wonderful performances in buffy the vampire slayer and angel (i'm gay. can you tell)
Favorite quote/s that you wish to share with others?
just this entire dick allen poem which is luztoye coded forever and ever
Random fact your mutuals/followers don’t know about you?
hm. idk. i once got bit by a raccoon in a bayou and had to get rabies shots for the next two weeks
If you’re a writer, do you need a beta reader (say yes so I can be your beta reader 🤭)?
i write everything by hand and then put in in the Computer which is like. a built in beta edit. and then mah wife (borat voice) betas for me because she's wonderful
Three things that make you smile?
mah wife (borat voice) (i'm predictable)
our air purifier (i’m old)
our vintage dog teapot
Any nicknames you like?
my name is three letters long like there's not a lot of leeway there. i went by adelasia for a while which is my middle name but like. that's it. does papera count
List some people you love to see around on tumblr!
@lamialamia is the pillar of my entire person at all times and genuinely one of the nicest people i’ve ever met. linh wrote this wonderful fic for the secret santa exchange, which i am currently reading and fawning over
@staud is easily one of the talented people in the entire hbo war fandom and has the fucking VISION for gifs and videos. most recent of which i’ve watched (and panicked about) being an incredible eugene sledge video. erin is also just fucking funny bro idk what to tell you
@mutantmanifesto is someone that is like. genuinely a celebrity to me. every time i see lenora’s drawings anywhere i have flashbacks like i’m in the louvre. also just a wonderful person with incredible taste
@ep6bastogne is on a tumblr hiatus right now but always deserves a shoutout. she did incredible edits of skinny sisk, eugene roe, ron speirs, and david webster for the secret santa exchange that changed my brain chemistry forever and is one of the warmest people i’ve ever talked to
@ewipandora is someone that i’m ALWAYS holding hands with <3. both a genuinely funny and wonderful person and has incredible taste in reblogs. ewi is currently doing a band of brothers ship series that i plan to Consume as soon as possible because i have no doubt that they’re incredible
@dcyllom is an incredibly underrated and kind part of my Dashboard Experience™ and is also just wonderful and one of my favorite Tumblr People :)
@educationalporpoises is a genius and an INCREDIBLE writer. zee was my secret santa gifter and this luztoye fic knocked it all the way out of the park and into the cemetery, which is how hard it slayed. also wins for best mutual handle
@almost-a-class-act is ridiculously supportive and kind, and a backbone of the hbo war fandom forever and always. sam’s also one of the best fucking writers to ever grace this earth, with the most recent thing i’ve read being this top notch luztoye fic <3
What would you do during a zombie apocalypse?
die. girl i work in an er i'd be the first to go
Favorite movie?
ladri di biciclette for all time favorite movie ever. a perfect movie
Do you like horror movies?
it depends entirely on the level of homoerotism that can be found in those movies. and also if matthew lillard is in it
Tagging:
everyone mentioned above as well as anyone who wants to do it since i have no clue who’s been tagged :)
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typeoapologist · 5 months
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Oh, so you can reply to messages, even ones from me 🤣 I thought for sure you’d catch on. I don’t actually care that you’re moving, I was genuinely just curious to see if I could trick you into publishing one of my messages. And look! You did! Good job! Did I ask about why you’re moving or where? No. But you can’t shut up about yourself for more than a few seconds so it’s unsurprising that you’d prattle on about it. We can work on that.
Until next time!
bro, what? omg, SUCH a good 'trick.' i got a simple nice ask and answered it as such. but wait, you didn't actually mean that nice thing you said?! 😱 sick burn! such a clever deception!
you can't be that fucking stupid, can you?
fr tho, this desperate flailing for acknowledgement aside, i've ignored most of the nonsense you leave in my ask bc your fixation is mildly flattering, ngl, but when i said i was done with you i DID mean it. guess i'm just not as clever at deception ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i hoped you'd recognize how little you matter to me and have some self-respect, but there you are again! stalking my barely used blog(s), salivating over every intermittent post so you can come beg for attention
it's pathetic. the only people who've ever been this obsessed with me i actually dated? not sure what your excuse is, but i'm SO CURIOUS if your wife knows how much i still live rent free in your head
when you sent the first of these clumsy trolling attempts months ago, a friend recommended i turn off anon since you have such a hard time letting go and clearly can't control yourself (yeah, we all know it's you)
i was resistant bc your lack of impulse control isn't my problem, but maybe you ARE that dense and all the blocking / ignoring i've done just isn't clear enough? "we can work on that"..? 🤨 do you even hear yourself?
so here ya go, anon is disabled!
you'll have to put on your big kid panties and be less of a fucking coward if you want to keep trying to get me to talk to you, but we both know it's more likely you'll use one of your many burners bc you just can't help yourself, can you?
get a journal or a therapist or something, dude. this is embarrassing, even for you
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Badger’s Best of 2022 sentence starters
* FEEL FREE TO SHARE AS YOU PLEASE, NO CREDIT NEEDED. CHANGE PRONOUNS OR ANYTHING ELSE AS DESIRED.
* All lines are from this video made by content creator TheRussianBadger.
“I didn’t come here to fuckin’ read!”
“I will carpet bomb your house.”
“No, we’re not going in the direction of ranch.”
“I don’t want to see another video of [name] killing a wasp with ranch dressing.”
“Fuck you, you’re going to the ranch dimension.”
“It’s Ezekiel torn, the Lord is coming back for us. Take me, God!”
“What alcohol do you think [name] would drink? 100% malt liquor.”
“Pass me that travel size Jack Daniels.”
“Yeah, I cleared the house. Off the fucking map.”
“Doctor tried to give me Tylenol instead of percs so I punched him in his fuckin’ face.”
“Your voice is so bassy that my subwoofer keeps shaking my entire fucking wall and I’m scared.”
“You smell like fuckin’ beans, dog.”
“What did I just hear? That doesn’t even sound like an insult.”
“Hey, fall over, break your neck. It’ll be funny.”
“You deserve a bullet.”
“How about you immerse yourself in a shower, bro?”
“I might be 29 years old with dementia, ‘cuz I forgot entirely what the fuck I was gonna say!”
“You did not find your jaw under your bed.”
“The tooth fairy should give you a Dodge Charger if you put your jaw under your bed.”
“Kentucky is literally just farming coal, fried chicken, and horses.”
“Physics wasn’t lying, that particle can exist upon observation.”
“If I hear another ‘swas’, I will fire my Kar 98k into oncoming traffic.”
“I’m showing these mortals what’s good.”
“Even your exhale was autotuned.”
“You sound like a Decepticon charging up.”
“That’s not the pitch moving, that’s just me existing.”
“Yeah, this is going great. Suck my fucking dick.”
“The ocean is a soup. Well, it’s filled with microplastics, so I hope you’re hungry.”
“I hit critical mass, bro. My computer just died.”
“I don’t see how you can hate from outside of the club. You can’t even get in.”
“Michael Jordan’s classic punchline when he sunk it from three: Shabingus.”
“What the dog doing? Literally crushing an entire metropolis.”
“My wife is the greatest, I really love her. First thing I hear? ‘Cringe’.”
“Parry this, you stupid fuckin’ lizard.”
“I land an 86-hit combo, he hits one haymaker and I just fuckin’ DIE?”
“Go left, you fuckin’ rat.”
“Why are you giggling like a goblin?”
“The rule of God is incoming.”
“Now I know what you meant by ‘the blast radius is YES’.”
“I rob literally everyone I know on purpose.”
“You can’t call me mommy either. You guys are fucking weird.”
“I’m not even shooting that guy, that was so impressive.”
“My brother in Christ, you are witnessing our extinction.”
“That’s him, officer, he wasn’t using the Wii wrist strap.”
“That is, like, the ultimate form of spawn camping.”
“Yeah, because we can barely fuckin’ hear you. Shut the fuck up.”
“That shit was actually giving me a headache a little bit.”
“You are blind in your left eye, don’t talk to us about not having RGB.”
“I’m blind in both eyes, don’t feel bad.”
“Your cat stole your radiator? How does a cat steal a radiator?”
“Nah, bro, he do be certified in HVAC.”
“If you don’t like the dollar fifty hot dog at Costco, you belong in a jail cell. I have nothing else to say to you.”
“I pour the milk, I pour the cereal, and then I get out the bowl.”
“It don’t really matter which one’s first. The bowl is last. Everybody knows that.”
“Blunt force trauma to the head is what killed the very hungry caterpillar?”
“You just made me uncontrollably sneeze.”
“I did not stand a chance. The game was rigged from the start.”
“The fucking brain on this kid!”
“When vehicles are the only thing tethering you to the earth.”
“This silence got me fucked up.”
“Damn, that’s sad as hell. You gotta light up your dinner with a BIC?”
“Nah, it’s been going good these last few months, I got a fourth lighter.”
“I take some chicken noodle Campbell’s soup with me, right? I stick it in the fire and I let the ash get in the soup, and you mix it around, and, I swear to God, it makes it taste better.”
“You know what I do? Not fucking that.”
“That just woke me out of my nap, bro. That brought me to reality.”
“Turn that bullshit channel off, bro, I’m trying to go back to bed.”
“I will fucking kill you if you change the hot dog.”
“It’s really funny when you have to explain what Hamburger Helper is to your wife. She does not understand what it is.”
“Y’all be eating? Shit, I’m over here just breathing, that’s all I get. Good old bowl of air soup.”
“I’m pretty sure [name] had to pay his rent with beans this month.”
“Yeah, I’m gonna go drink a gallon of rat poison, I’ll be right back.”
“I’m about to turn you into a fucking Hot Pocket.”
“That lizard took one sip of the McDonald’s Sprite and I was DONE.”
“Why do you laugh like a fucking hyena?”
“Did someone just say unemployment rate falls to zero when you commit genocide on a fucking planet?”
“You can’t glass a fucking planet and say ‘I did it because it solved the unemployment problem’.”
“I now understand why he’s so pissed, bro. That motherfucking bird was outrunning his ass for YEARS.”
“I would be so pissed if all I heard every day: ‘MEEP MEEP’.”
“Make it make sense, dude.”
“Y’all gonna kill me the way y’all talking, bruh.”
“What about that... Mother-motherfucker 43?”
“Ah yes, the ultimate trait in a sniper rifle: A glaring lack of accuracy.”
“You zigged when you should have zagged, my boy.”
“Head empty, only bullet.”
“Give me all the flash grenades you have.”
“Bitch, I’m back out my coma.”
“I am not accepting that reality.”
“Google’s gonna call you an idiot like the fucking computer from Courage.”
“Why am I getting in trouble for speaking the truth?”
“He’s already in jail for second rate shaboingery.”
“Are you talking about the kid that actually went to jail for shaboingery?”
“Imagine being brought in on felony tomfoolery charges.”
“I will admit I was fully aware and cognizant of what I was doing. This was not an accident.”
“You know [name]? He’s allergic to water, dumbass was a fisher for eight years.”
“He’s allergic to water? How? He IS water!”
“Damn, that’s pretty hydrophobic of you. Why would you say that?”
“I need you to put ONE BALL in the hole and you couldn’t land shit!”
“Y’all the type to put fifty dollars down for that stuffed animal, huh?”
“For a second there, I became that meme of that dude sitting in a fast food restaurant just glowing orange.”
“You can’t say the word ‘hamster’ without laughing. ‘Hamster’ is a real word.”
“You’re going to heaven, big boy.”
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Martin Evershed x Reader - dance with me
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You’d always been told never fall for someone you work with, never get involved with someone you work with.
But can you really fault the heart for wanting what it wanted? Your heart ached for him, to you he was perfect in every sense of the word.
He was kind and caring, and tried his best to look after everyone.
But you didn’t know what to say to him, you never knew how to bring it up. Because how could you? How could you tell your boss you loved his smile, his laugh, the way his face lights up when he knows he’s done something right.
How do you explain that to your boss?
The man who was married when you met him, but was now divorced?
You couldn’t exactly just tell him how you felt, so instead you shoved it really far down inside of you and pretended it didn’t exist.
Did it hurt? Sure, of course it did. But you didn’t have much other choice.
Sitting in the staff room, you snuck a glance at him and you felt Mandy bump your shoulder so you turned to look at her.
“Come with me…” she whispered.
Nodding, you both got up and left the staff room, heading to the from of the school you sat on one of the chairs in reception and she did the same.
“Sneak anymore glances at him and you may as well take a picture.” She said.
“Oh Mandy don’t please. I know I’m a horrible person.” You sighed.
“You’re not a horrible person, why not just talk to him?” She asked.
You glanced at her and shook your head.
“Come on, his wife left him, I don’t think he’s really going to be up for the dating scene, do you?”
“(Y/N), you’re an amazing person, just ask him for one date.” She smiled.
“He won’t do it Mandy, then it’s gonna get all awkward and ugh.”
You grumbled, leaning your head back as you stared up and she laughed, shaking her head at you.
“Come on, I’ll even do it for you.”
You quickly jumped up, blocking her path.
“Mandy, I love you but I swear I will haunt you for eternity if you tell anyone.” You whispered.
“Alright, alright.” She laughed.
She pushed your head away and you took a few steps back to let her stand up.
“All I’m saying is you’re going to miss your chance with him if you don’t take it now.”
You sighed, nodding because you knew she was right.
Sitting on the chair again, you frowned as you stared at the wall, you didn’t want to miss you chance, but you still couldn’t risk everything becoming all awkward.
“Yes then bro.”
You looked at the other teacher walking over and you smiled.
“Hey Hassan.” You smiled.
“You, me, drinks tonight?” He grinned.
Laughing, you shook your head.
“Sorry, you know I’m not interested in you like that Mr Hussein.”
“Ouch, last name? That hurts you know.”
You smiled at him and he grinned back.
“Just a few drinks, as mates, yeah?”
“As friends and nothing more.” You warned.
“Yes! Awesome bro I’ll wait for you here!”
He ran off, nearly crashing straight into the head teacher who looked at you in confusion.
“Did you tell him he won the lottery?” He chuckled.
You laughed a little.
“No, I agreed to go for drinks with him.”
“Oh I see…”
You didn’t see the looked that crossed Martin’s face, you were too busy looking at your phone trying to distract yourself from having to look at him.
“So… where you going?”
“Not sure, said he’d pick me up here.”
“Well I hope you have fun.”
You smiled up at him, and he smiled softly back.
“Thanks, got to run. Don’t wanna be late to my own class.”
Getting up, you jogged past him as the bell went and he sighed, looking down at the floor as he frowned to himself and made his way to his office.
As the day came to and end, Hassan was already stood waiting for you.
“So… you and (Y/N) huh?” Martin asked.
“What can I say, I’m charming bro.”
“You keep telling yourself that.” Martin chuckled lightly.
He stood with his back to the door, watching as you walked over.
“Have fun.” He smiled.
“Thanks Martin, see you tomorrow?”
He nodded and watched as you and the PE teacher walked away.
He sighed to himself and just walked away.
You had a few drinks, and talked to your fellow teacher for a while and he looked at you, smiling softly.
“You’re really not interested Huh?” He asked.
“I’m sorry Hassan, it’s why I kept saying no. But you’re a sweet guy, don’t get my wrong. You’re just not him.”
He nodded his head, leaning against the bar as you looked at him.
“Well… what if I help you win him over bro?”
You rose a brow at the offer.
“Pretend you’re interested in me and stuff innit, eventually he’s bound to get jealous or something.”
“This doesn’t sound like a good idea.”
“Okay okay, what if I just keep hitting on you, come on, if you wanna know how he feels it’s gotta work.” He grinned.
“Are you just looking for an excuse to hit on me?”
“Maybe?”
Laughing, you shook your head at him and nudged his shoulder.
“I know you want to say yes.”
You laughed softly, and looked at his grinning face, and you sighed.
“Okay. But this doesn’t mean I’m going to date if you if it doesn’t work.”
“Hey, I get to flirt with you I’m taking that as a win bro. Who is it anyway?”
You drew a small breath.
“Martin…” you mumbled.
“Oh we so got this.” He said.
You smiled and nodded.
So he started flirting with you in meetings, in the staff room, he would actively seek you out so he could flirt with you.
He made sure Martin was watching when he held your hand or put his arm around your shoulder.
And he kept it up for weeks.
Sitting in your classroom, you sighed as you looked out the window.
“It’s not going to work.”
“Sorry (Y/N), I really thought it would.” Hassan sighed.
You shrugged a little, looking at him and he sat next to you, putting his arm around your shoulder in comfort.
“What do you want to do?” He asked.
“May as well stop, he either isn’t interested, hasn’t noticed or he just doesn’t care…” you mumbled.
Hassan nodded his head and got up, tidying your classroom for you as you looked down sadly.
You thought maybe it would work.
Was it childish? Definitely, but you didn’t know how else to go about it.
Looking at your watch, you jumped from the desk and walked around to sit the the test papers you had to grade.
“How about you finish them, then we get some food and watch some crappy film?” Hassan asked.
“I’d like that.” You smiled.
He beamed and nodded his head, going to walk out the door only to stop.
“Oh hey bro, just going.”
He slipped past and Martin walked in, looking around the now clean classroom before turning his attention to you, clearing his throat a little.
“So… you two seem to be doing alright.” He said.
“Hassan’s nice.” You smiled.
“I didn’t think he’d be your type…”
You shrugged a little.
Martin nodded and awkwardly looked around the room, putting his hands in his pockets as he rocked back and forth a little.
“You’re coming tomorrow, right?”
“Huh? Tomorrow?”
You looked up confused and he laughed a little bit.
“School dance? You put your name down a few weeks ago.”
“Oh crap I completely forget! I need to get everything ready for it!”
You shoved the papers in your desk and turned around to face him.
“Thanks for reminding me I’ll be there!”
You rushed out of the school, texting the PE teacher there was a change of plans you had to get everything ready for the school dance.
You completely forget, classes were cancelled, it was a free day for students to study, hang out or get help with anything up until the dance came around.
It was supposed to be on the field and you had absolutely nothing prepared.
Thankfully a few teachers agreed to help you, and as the next day rolled around, you were putting it all together.
“I got those lights you wanted bro.”
You looked down from the ladder and he gestured for you to come down so you did.
Hassan handed you the lights and you helped him put them all up.
The decor was done, and it was almost midday, so you only had a few hours to sort everything else out, so you rounded up some students and you all got to work.
“You’re not attending the dance like that are you?” Mandy asked.
“Crap I forget to get something for it…”
She smirked a little, and gestured for you to follow her so you did and she led you back to your classroom where Mrs Paracha and Sam were holding two outfits.
“We didn’t know if you preferred a dress or a suit so we got both.” Sam smiled.
“Oh you guys…” you whispered.
“Hurry and pick one it almost bloody time!” Mrs Paracha rushed out.
You nodded and looked at them both before you picked what you would feel more comfortable in.
Rushing to the toilets, you hastily changed in the stall, and when you came out Candice was stood next to Mandy grinning from ear to ear.
“What’s this?” You asked.
“I’m here to do your hair! And make up if you want that, if not that’s cool you look amazing anyway.” She grinned.
“Thank you Candice.”
She dragged you away, and the dance had already just started when you were ready and you walked up with Mandy.
Hassan was stood in a suit waiting, and you smiled at him.
The sun was started to set, and the lights had turned on and he held out his arm.
“May I accompany you bro?” He asked.
“Yes you may.”
You looked your arm with his and he led you up the rest of the way, and you were in awe at everything.
It was simply beautiful.
“It’s (Y/N)!”
Students and teachers all clapped and cheered, coming over to thank you for arranging all of this and you smiled at them.
“Heads up.” Hassan whispered.
He nodded his head to your right and you looked in that direction to see Martin walking over.
He looked amazing in the suit he chose for the dance, and he wore a soft smile on his face as he stood just in front of you.
“Wow…” he breathed.
He smiled a little more.
“You look absolutely stunning…” he whispered.
“You don’t look so bad yourself Martin.” You smiled.
He grinned a little and rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.
“This is.. just wow, it’s amazing (Y/N), I’m just blown away.”
“Took a lot of help to get it all sorted.” You smiled.
A soft song started to play and some teachers and students turned to the pair of you.
“Dance!”
“Johnny!” You yelled back.
He snickered and students and teachers started to chant for the pair of you to dance, and he looked at you a little unsure.
“Should we give the people what they want?”
“Don’t you want to dance with Mr Hussein…? Aren’t you two.. together…?”
You shook your head.
“No, nothing more than friends. So…”
He smiled, and held his hand out to you.
“In that case, can I have this dance?”
“Of course.”
You placed your hand in his and he broke through the crowd, leading you to the middle of the field and he placed his hands on your waist, and you put yours on his shoulder.
It was a slow dance, a fitting dance for a slow and gentle song.
Everyone crowded around to watch, but all you could do was focus on him, and the way he looked at you.
Martin was captivated by you, the way the sunset hit your face and the way your eyes sparkled in the lights hung up above you.
“So… you aren’t dating Hassan?” He asked nervously.
“No Martin, I’m not.” You laughed softly.
He smiled and nodded his head.
“Why?” You asked.
You were nervous for his response.
The song came to a stop, and it went quiet.
Everyone watched anxiously.
He brought a hand up to gently touch the side of your face.
“Because I want to do this…” he whispered.
He ducked down and hesitantly kissed you and the crowd that had gathered erupted into cheers and whistles.
Smiling, you kissed him back, wrapping your arms around his neck.
You pulled away first and he smiled softly.
“So I’m not too late…?” He whispered.
“Of course not.”
He smiled and hugged you, and you rested your forehead on his chest and everyone smiled, going back to enjoying the dance.
Martin pulled away, and held his hand out to you, and you gave him yours, letting him lace your fingers together and pulled you away from all the dancing to the edge of the field.
“You had me worried, I thought I was too late, I just… wasn’t sure what to tell you…”
“If it makes you feel better I didn’t know either. Mandy knew that that was it.”
“She knew about my feelings towards you too.”
You quickly put two and two together.
“Oh she set us up…” you whispered.
He looked at you, placing his hand on the side of his face as he smiled softly at you.
“I’m not complaining…”
“Me neither.”
You leant into his touch and he smiled, kissing your forehead.
“Dance with me?” You asked.
“It would be my honour to dance with you.”
You guys spent the rest of the evening there, just dancing, admiring one another and trying to get over the fact this was real.
You were together.
You weren’t too late
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