#like how?????

[yesloulou]

having to move around paddock like this was crazy btw

[annakacoyett]

headcannon that rei has either watched the fast and furious movies and based his driving off of it, or met and got taught han seol-uh when he was in tokyo in the driving gang.

srsly. no one sane would look at a tiny bridge railing and thinks its a good idea to speed over it. either rei was heavily inspired by the stunts dominic toretto & gang did on screen, or is somehow related to the torettos via great great great great grandparents.

or even better--- rei is driving as he is because hes an dramatic bitch and the detective boys introduced him to the fast and furious movies thanks to masumi.

or akai asking rei wether or not hes related to the torettos (everyone in the fbi has heard the story of brian o'conner during their rookie days, each more ridiculous than the last).

[rotteneldritchhorror]

people actually getting "got" by the courtney/shayne april fools wedding post is insane to me lol

[911-on-abc]

long fic authors are a different breed because I'll be quivering like a chihuahua over a 500-word discussion board assignment while they are pumping out 500k in a 6 month period

[anotherqueersnailowner]

... are people really surprised abt the shooting at the trump rally today???????? I mean personally I've just assumed there was going to be at least ONE assassination attempt this year for MONTHS now. ofc no one expects it to happen the day it inevitably does, but it was going to happen sometime, and if you ask me, it probably won't even be the last attempt this year.

[wheelercurse]

I went out and I was thinking about Mike, then I saw a girl wearing a Stranger Things hoodie, and one second later a man with a D&D shirt. 

[spaceghost011]

Why were my parents surprised when I came out to them, like my life was huge fricking foreshadowing. I was born in a hospital named RAINBOW. My parents incorrectly named me after a song after MAN falling for another MAN crossdressing. They literally took me to a pride parade at the mere age of 7. Like c'mon, get yourself together, for someone who wears glasses, you still are blind to the grander aspect and details of your life.

[i4yngjwn]

it’s really just my luck to get the worst econ prof

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[jammboe]

Pangaea miku

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.