#like i jusr think about that sometimes

[x-gon-give-it]

Headcanon, theory, prediction, whatever you want to call it,

but I think the reason that the universe Miquel hijacked collapsed, and not Miles, despite them both being “anomalies” is because Miquel was trying to change someone else’s story, as opposed to Miles who inspires other people to change their own stories.

Like, Miquel tried to force himself into a universe that wasn’t his. He took the place of his counterpart and pretended to be him, he was playing a part that wasn’t meant for him, he was changing a story that wasn’t his. And the universe rejected that.

Whereas Miles inspires people to change their own stories. His universe didn’t collapse because that’s HIS universe. It’s HIS story to tell, and sure the plot changed along the way, but he’s still telling it.

The same with 42-Miles. His story was drastically changed because he wasn’t bitten by that spider, but his universe isn’t collapsing because he’s the one still telling the story. He’s still shaping his own future.

And like how Miles inspired Peter B to have Mayday at all. Without Miles, Peter wouldn’t have gone back to his and he wouldn’t have had Mayday. But his universe isn’t collapsing because that’s a decision PETER made. No one forced him to make up with MJ and have Mayday. But Miles gave him faith and inspired him to go back and give life another try. (Don’t even get me started how Peter would have literally DIED if not for Miles. He was going to stay in Miles dimension. He was fully ready to deteriorate. He literally would have died if not for Miles saying “NO BITCH YOU GOTTA GO HOME” much less inspiring him to have Mayday, I’m just saying I’m just saying.)

And the thing is I don’t think Miquel realizes that. He’s so caught up in his grief and anger that he’s completely consumed with following canon and my never disrupting ANYTHING. He doesn’t realize that that universe collapsed because he tried to change someone ELSES story. He tried to become someone else to live their story. He didn’t try to make his own and that’s not how it works.

Idk just thinking thots tonight, And ATSV is always at the top of my brain

[rivalsilveryuri]

gives him to u

thank you ... i am putting him in a small nest of hay

[reignbowarbiter]

it was so easy to talk to ppl when she was around too like i had no problems making friends and being outgoing as long as she was with me

[bingusbongu]

(Sorry I'm about to send like 4 requests /srs)

May. May I request some rottmnt Leon general dating hcs..

-🖋

A/N: HEY BESTIE,,,, dawg really sent me 8 requests,,,, oh well here is my take on Leolanadro dating hc!!!!!! Im tired,,, sorry if this is to short

Masterlist

Rules

Leonardo Dating hcs♡

• he is a HUGE flirt. Even before you and him even began a relationship, he is finding the most wildest pick up lines that he can think of, and blurting them out without even thinking about it

• he would totally get hurt and when you rush to his aid he takes this chance to flirt

"Ow,,, ive hurt myself from falling,,,, for you ;)"

DAWG FELL FROM A BUILDING TO FLIRT WITH YOU WITH HIS BODY BROKEN

• does litterly EVERYTHING to get a blush or a giggle out of you it makes him look stupid (he already does)

•and when he actually manages??? His ego boosts, and he gets all proud of himself. The smugest smile ever

• NEVER uses your real name. He HAS to call you a nickname. From the moment you guys started dating, and even before he had a stupid nickname for you. And you just have to go along with it

• does litterly anything and EVERYTHING to try and impress you. Whether it just be chugging a whole can of soda without burping, he does it just to earn your praise. (He is also alittle insecure,,, make sure he knows how amazing he is ♡)

• he loves physical affection, atleast just holding your hand or tackling you into a hug to cuddle. But i also think he would use words of affirmation. Praising you on every little thing you do, even if you are just sitting there with him, he will just come up with a praise out of nowhere, and not even realize it.

• he also needs words of affirmation from you, make sure he is doing a good job and you love and appreciate him<3

• when he has to leave you or you have to leave, he wont let it happen without getting a kiss from you. Whether it just be a quick peck or a cheek kiss, he needs a kiss before he leaves. And has the biggest grin when he gets it

• speaking if which, when he is out with his brothers without you, he Conplains so much. Complsining about how he misses you and your kisses and your hand in his and the way you lean againts him-

• his brothers had to ducktape his mouth shut because of how much he was complaining about missing you.

• Donnie is getting so tired of here about you from Leo that he had to pull you aside and ask what you see in him. But alittle releaved since Leo goes to you to bother instead of him.

• Mickey thinks you guys are ADORABLE. Having Leo come home after a date and tell him EVERYTHING because he needs to know

• Raph is happy for him! He is just very worried that he is going to get distracted during a battle or something even worse and get himself hurt because he couldn't stop babbling about you

• when he is done with his day, he is immediately searching you our to find you, kiss you, lay ontop of you and tell you about his day and the recent battle. (Def twists the story to make him look like the only hero)

• you have to wear earplugs simetimes at night to drown out Leo from being up or making alot of noise in the middle of the night. Or, sometimes you stay up with him for as long as you can jusr to talk to him or comfort him. Thoigh, i also think he would love to hold you while you sleep. Even if he is awake, he'd like holding you close to him

• wakes you up super early because he is bored

• Dates are normal, going out to a different restaurant each week to try the food. And if there is pizza, Leo always orders that instead

• some of your dates though might be small, like him coming over to watch a show or movie with you

•you are one of his main priorities, alongside His Brothers, Dad, and April. So you bet your ass Leo would go out of his way to protect you and keep you safe. And you're his first concern when a battle is done. Has Donnie scan you just in case so many times.

• hold this poor baby PLEASE, he sp needs it

• he makes sure to drag you along with him everywhere he goes, he dosnt go anywhere without you unless its a battle. He needs to keep you safe and he intends to to so.

• brags about you all the time, mever shuts up about how amazing you are. Telling everyone how you woke up this morning

• HED BE SUCH A GENTLEMSN TOO URGGGG

• he is the type of guy to push you back in the car and close it just so he can open the door for you.

• when you enter the room he is automatically to your side and cracking up the worst pick up lines once again

• if you do actually manage to laugh at one of his jokes, he is already looking at rings to buy you

• if anyone tries to flirt with him, he will decline by going, "sorry, but im... taken." makes it so dramatic for no reason

• if you were to call him at any time and you could be halfway across the city and you need him, he is automatically up and out of the lair running to your destination to get to you he isnt slacking.

• LOVES the fact that you depend on him. Makes him so proud of himself, also gives him another bit of motivation to be a good leader!

• cant go a full day without seeing you at least once. He will show up to your home unannounced and break in. He's done it so many times that you just gave him a spare key.

• your home becomes his second hang out spot. If hes not at the lair, he is definitely hanging in your house and raiding your fridge for food

• his brothers dont question it, they know where hes at

• sends you random memes in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, LIKE???? leo honey, we need sleep

• gets so pouty when he has to leave you, but when he does he makes the most dramatic exits like jumping out of the window and shouting "WE SHALL MEET AGAIN, MY LOVE"

• He's so stupid, but we love stupid♡♡♡♡

[yanmaresu]

Omg Yandere! fem! Miguel O'Hara manhandling the reader. You just gave me so many thoughts. She’s probably the type to do it so casually, like you walk into a spider meeting late and there’s no chairs left so ur just like ok I’ll stand , AND THEN YOU JUST GET PULLED INTO HER LAP AND SHE JUsR KEEPS TALKING. I like to think she could manhandle anyone no matter there size as well

Her darling might as well be a head taller than her, she will just carry them all the same 😤 but oh god the lap sitting-

It definitively was out of habit. orz She keeps that kind of affection behind closed doors but it's been a while since she's got the habit of doing her desk work while her darling forcibly sits in her lap. It was practical because she knew exactly what her darling was up to, she doesn't have to worry about anything happening to them, and it kind of reinforced their situation. fem Miguel would sometimes play with the hem of their clothes, or if the darling has long hair she would play with a strand of their hair between her fingers, it just felt nice and helped her relax.

But suddenly she's in the middle of a rushed meeting, sleep deprived, injection delayed, and especially stressed, so without thinking she just grabs her darling by the waist and makes them sit on her lap. She's embarrassed because of the unprofessional display in front of others, but a part of her enjoys the fact that everyone saw who her darling belongs to ♡

[gee-arid]

Old Luigi headcanon sketch that ill probably never finish :P

Original version i also never finished:

Also bonus Weegee

Explanations and closeups under cut!

This was sketched quite a while ago- and i intended to finish it with watercolours, but got bored.

So! Headcanons!

Luigi absolutely has adopted Polterkitty, (i dont think the game came out when i first sketched it, hense the lack of kitty!).

Luigi gets to keep thunder hand, as a treat, from the rpg.

Luigi also gets to keep his knowledge of mechanics from the paper games! He learn it before the events of spm, but thats where the ideas from. Hes verrry good at makiing machines (wings here- jusr becausw i like wings) but also the karts anddd umm probably some ghosty stuff with E.Gadd.

He kept Peasleys rose! Also Daisy gave him a flower too, so it wouldnt get lonely!

His room (study?? lab??? idk) looks messy, but Luigi knows *exactly* where everything is!

Luigi still sometimes grows leaves from his hair, primarily when anxious/excited.

Long hair and lighning earing... umm because im projecting, idk, i like it.

When ghost hunting, he often brings a respirator with him, particularly after the events of the hotel. Who knows when you might be breathing in asbestos or lead paint.

Completwly forgot about it in the digital colour- but he absolutely has hairy arms, no doubt about it.

Daisy x Luigi x Peasly, 100%.

Uhmmm... thats all i can think of off the top of my head.

PLEASE absoloutely ask me about anything if you want!

I think this was drawn arount the same time i started doodling a danganronpa au for the mario universe lmao. Shock horror Luigis the main character after a V3 senario.

[northern-passage]

is it weird/wrong of me to always play a lesbian character as a man? like no mater what if game i always try and be female, the man mc i just can fit into as a man myself. i dont think its anything to do with wanting to be a woman (but if i was reborn and able to chose how i looked and what gender i would be i would pick to be a woman) im just a bit confused becuse i have seen people say that im basiclly sexuallising lesbians and its very wrong of me to do that. im just lost becuse it dont want to sexualise that but i just feel more comfrotble being a woman in the game becuse it feels like im able to express myself more/be more emotinal, but if im a man ingame it jusr feels wrong of me to do any of that, like im not soppused to.

well... it doesn't really sound like you're sexualizing anyone. what you've described here doesn't really seem to have anything to do with sex in that way at all. it sounds like you just feel more comfortable playing as a woman and there's nothing wrong with that.

there are definitely some games that do write their male and female mcs differently & force them into a very strict gender role (ie man is always big, strong, stoic & masculine whereas woman is always small, dainty, emotional & feminine) and i can definitely understand that it can be uncomfortable being forced into that little box. as a butch lesbian myself i often don't like playing as a stereotypical "submissive feminine woman" & will sometimes choose to play as a man instead to avoid it.

there is absolutely nothing wrong with playing games or exploring characters that are different from you. in fact i think it's very important to learn about other people's experiences. my other game, blood choke, has a lesbian mc but i have no issue with other people playing it; in fact i encourage it!

and now, to be clear, i absolutely am just a random stranger on the internet and there is no way i can extrapolate anything about you and nor do i want to assume anything. but i really really urge you to maybe do some reflecting about why you may feel this way. maybe you are just uncomfortable with being confined to specific gender roles and that's absolutely fair on its own. we live in a patriarchal society that puts a lot of pressure on both women and men to be a certain way. you can express yourself and be emotional as a man, regardless of what society says, if that's what you want. and you can play games as a woman if that makes it easier for you to do that.

but you also just admitted to me that you feel more comfortable playing as a woman in self-insert games because you feel like you can better express yourself as a woman, and that if you had the chance, you would purposefully choose to be a woman in real life.

i feel like i have to let you know that you can actually be a woman in real life, right now, if that is what you really want instead.

at the end of the day i can't tell you what it is that you want nor can i really give you "permission" to do something. maybe none of this really applies to you at all-- again, i'm just a random person on the internet. i don't know you. but based on what you just told me i think it would be worth it for you to sit in these feelings and really think about them and what they may mean. maybe it means nothing. or.... maybe you learn something new about yourself.

either way, just know that what you're doing-- playing as a woman/lesbian-- is fine. especially if it is something that brings you comfort & allows you to express yourself in a way that you feel you normally can't.

much love to you anon 🫶

[finnyphcntom]

hey guys! so me posting about creepypasta is like... veeeeery rare. but i would like to share something with the creepypasta fandom!

we all know the made-up creepypasta universe centering the mansion with all of them in it, yea? and i thought, what if this universe was expanded?

ive been thinking about this for a while. i have many ideas for things i could do with this. for example, i plan:

• fan-made antagonists which would consist of zalgos squad

• different ranks of the pastas, with different assigned areas based off of profession or skill. for example, (Eyeless Jack. Rank A Medical.) or (Ben Drowned. Rank A Cyber.) there are multiple ranks for the pastas, however rank A will be pretty rare for them.

• cool re-designs for the boring characters without much design (such as eyeless jack)

• a character created by me that will work as rhe "main character" of sorts (if we dont want this, i can get rid of it!)

• giving characters respectable powers according to their design + personality, and sometimes race

• i wanna include both canon and fanon ben and the child ben. we are collecting ben's like POKEMON CARDS.

• moon children, the cult that killed EJ, multiple assortments of "enemies"

• DARK and DEPRESSING backstories for most of the characters man. i want ANGST up in this bitch

before i put my hard work into this i jusr want to see if you guys would be interested. if you would, let me know! and feel free to send any ideas or headcanons youd like included to my ask box, yea? i hope you guys will like it!

[superbellsubways]

so sorry help me i was gonna draw something but i got tired ill jusr rell u .. ir was gonna B a comic abt finder and bob where finders doin his rounds of small talk to everyone and bob isnt even listening hes just staring at him and his glasses fog up bc hes. blushing snd finder is like. oh bob. your glasses-- and bob freaks out like what WHAT ABOUT MY GLASSES???? IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM???? idk. cutes patooties...

i'll probably still draw it tjough im VERY sleepy today!!!!!!!! also happy thanksgiving HEHE

forreal smiling really wide kicking my feet imagininf this SO CUTES oueeeeoueee 😭😭

id love to see you draw it sometime if u got the energy!! but just thinking about it is wonderful 🥹❤️ i heart them so bad

[pansy-picnics]

I need more next gen. I am starving. Pls. What are UD/varigo like with their niblings. Is Eugene the fun uncle. Who had a hero crush on Hugo. Stuff like that.

IVE BEEN MEANING TO DO SOME CONTENT OF THIS FOR A WHILE HEHEHE THANK U….. i’ve been collecting sketches for this for a while so it’s gonna be a long one

emery loves their aunties and uncle and rapunzel and her partners all spoil them to DEATH its so fucking cute

they’re very into botanical and herbal sciences, so she does a lot more hands-on and in the moment studies than varian and hugo, who usually stay cooped up in their lab most of the day. rapunzel especially loves going out with her on hikes or nature walks whenever her dads are busy, and they do field journals and stuff…. sometimes others will join them on their little trips but for the most part it’s just something the two of them do together. they garden a lot too, obviously, and raps listens to her infodump for hours on end

em also absolutely ADORES her aunt cassie, as she has dubbed her (it definitely got varian a few death glares at first, but he swears up and down he didn’t teach her anything). she loves hearing all the stories about her adventures and is especially fascinated by her cartography. cass also loves to collect weird things, like feathers, funny looking rocks or crystals, animal/fish bones, reptile skins or wings of insects, various things from deceased creatures she’s come across on her travels. emery finds this stuff incredibly cool, since they love animals

whenever cassandra travels out of corona for a bit she brings home lots of flowers and herbs and things for them to study, along with plenty of pretty trinkets and baubles for both them and the twins <3

that’s jusr like one of her love languages she’s like a crow. just gives people shiny rocks and sticks she found, and sometimes jewels/little hairclips/rings/generally very fancy things she definitely stole. sometimes nobody knows what to do with them but they keep them because they love her

eugene is absolutely the fun uncle but like, only when yong’s not around bc he easily solos eugene any day. no hard feelings it just is what it is

but yeah eugene always does the best storytime voices, especially with the flynn rider books bc hes been doin this for YEARS hes got DECADES of experience bro. sometimes the kids encourage him to act out the scenes in which he tries his best but fails miserably while lamenting about his old man bones

rapunzel and cassandra both laugh at him and sometimes will try to pick up where he left off

and, speaking of flynn, with another kid in the castle eugene finally gets another chance to play his favorite game: how long can i have this child convinced that i am the REAL flynn rider in the flesh

the answer is quite a while and it will eventually lead a very pissed off alchemist to storm into your room ready to beat the shit out of you

eugene definitely helps them get away with shit especially considering he’s trying to get revenge on the years varian and hugo spent being menaces to the twins. it is actually CRUCIAL that hugo and varian stay childless for a good 5-7 years after the twins are born because they get that long to be Goofy Ass Uncles and nothing more

no bc theyd literally be the worst most irresponsible mfs imaginable bc they’re both fucking around the whole time trying to impress the kids but they start getting rlly overly competitive about who they like more and fighting about it while the twins are just along for the ride

so. they DO still end up being the favorite uncles just. not for the reasons they think

they’d be like, showing the kids all sorts of projects they have around the lab but theyre just so much more hyperfocused on one upping each other- varian would do tons of interactive experiments so they can get involved and be hands on with everything. it’s just simple stuff obviously, baby science

but hugo on the other hand is more keen to giving them eye candy. fancy machines with cool lights and noises and the like. he does this with kids in town already, they always know him by name and like to play with olivia so he knows how to get the attention of children, but varian thinks it’s cheating so they get into a really stupid argument about it

varian: HAHAHA hugh you’re KIDDING right. that’s nothing they dont even know what’s going on its just a big machine that makes fancy lights and noises

hugo: ??? ok but that’s all you really need isn’t it?? it’s not like kids are all that hard to impress. plus you cant get on my case when yours is just some vial that changes color. you can at LEAST give them something cooler than that

varian: ??? HUGO I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH THEYRE LIKE FOUR😭 at least MINE is educational. it teaches them about alchemy while helping them develop critical thinking and motor skills

hugo: oh my gods var it’s not that deep😑 like work smarter not harder you know what i mean?? it’s not like they’re our kids we don’t have to worry about that stuff

varian: IT’S NOT EVEN ABOUT THAT THOUGH it’s about captivation and keeping their attention. kids have really short attention spans, fancy gadgets may look cool but they’ll get boring in like five seconds. if you get them involved with the process and allow them to understand the craft they’ll be WAY more interested and-

varian goes into a rant before hugo cuts him off being all “ok fine well if you’re so confident lets ask what THEY think” and varians like “FINE” and so hugo turns around in a huff and realizes both the toddlers are Gone.

and he’s just “,,,,,hey um. hey var. love….where did the twins go” and varian whips his head around like “YOU FUCKING LOST THEM????”

so obviously they both freak the fuck out and are scouring the entire lab making sure they arent off drinking some dangerous chemicals or some shit but like, both of them are smart as fuck so it turns out they just walked off in the middle of their argument and went to go steal sweets from the kitchen. cass, raps, and eugene all chew them out for it later. they get more responsible when emery comes along but like….yk not that much AUDJSJDHDSNS

on the topic of stupid uncles, i should mention that though they love all of them dearly…lance is kind of the favorite like 90% of the time

cuz see eugene along with hugo still continue to be a bit overprotective and paranoid with the kids at times. varian is usually very laid back but when emery hits her teen years he starts to worry a lot more, while hugo mellows out considering that’s where vars own life went downhill LMAO. if there’s anyone who will indulge them and let them get away with ANYTHING it’s lance.

there’s such a blatant and vast difference between your first time parents who are always overthinking everything and worrying about whether they’re good parents or not and your cool, unmarried uncle who already adopted and raised two teenage kids in his 20s, is in the prime of his life and doesn’t technically have to take responsibility for you at all

granted though, the twins have had everyone wrapped around their little fingers since their birth

immediately after the twins were born, everyone in the castle (and even those who weren’t) all collectively pitched in to help as much as they possibly could. especially considering rapunzel struggled a lot mentally in the first few months of her kids’ life, the whole family was very determined to make the time as stress-free as their abilities would allow

one thing they found out quickly was that the twins absolutely adored varian. which obviously confused the alchemist and left him feeling quite helpless considering 1. kids hardly ever liked him (he usually got bullied by them) and 2. because of this he. didn’t really know what to do with kids. ryder once fell asleep in his arms and he lowkey panicked bc he had NO idea what he was supposed to do

when the anxious new parents were finally able to let people be alone with the babies, varian ended up being a pretty regular sitter. to the point where he would have little baby slings in case he needed to hold them while he was working on small projects or something. people would even frequently assume they were his and he eventually got tired of explaining they were actually his niblings so he just let people think whatever

before theyre born hugo jokes around like “lmaooo i dont even like kids” but he’s lying thru his fucking TEETH. hed die for them.

also alina thinks hugo is SO fucking cool (obviously considering he cut her hair based off of his) but also em admires hugo more than either of the twins could ever possibly comprehend. i havent drawn it enough since most of what i’ve drawn of them is them bullying each other but thats just their love language of course emery picked up on it. past the age of like 10 emery would rather die than admit how much she looks up to her father but hugo Knows <3

its not to say em doesnt admire varian, because she loves both her dads equally!!! but because hugo also came from an orphaned past being with him made emery feel a lot more safe and understood during her first few years at the castle. hugo knew what it was like to suddenly go from having nothing to having Everything and he knew it could be really stressful, especially for a little kid….having someone who understood that was really comforting to emery.

because of this though hugo tended to be the paranoid mother hen type, especially compared to varian who was a LOT more laid back and wanted to give them the freedom to trust their own judgement and make mistakes. it was tough to balance these styles at first but emery genuinely loved them both, even if hugo’s fussiness was a bit annoying sometimes

in fact the reason emery dubbed hugo “mama” in the first few months was not because they could sense his massive amounts of Gender (well like, partially, but it was about a month or so after that before the ‘are you a boy or a girl?’ question finally came up), but instead because hugo’s constant doting on her reminded them of their birth mother

varian and hugo dont know much about emery’s birth family or what happened to them, considering she doesn’t say much in her younger years and eventually forgets most of what she didn’t; but she seems to have cared a lot about her birth mother, and frequently still misses her presence.

whenever those waves of emotion are too much for her to bear, hugo is there to comfort her- and he assures her that despite never even meeting them, he still misses his birth family, too, but that it will get easier, and no matter what, she’ll always have people who love and support her

anyways thats all i have rn *opens my head and puts my brain back in it like the little frankenstien dude from nightmare before christmas* idk when ill have more content of them but the next time i do it’ll probably be that drawing with rapunzel kissing both her partners on the lips and both of them being so romantically in love with her /hj

[tealcaste]

hi tumblr time for my daily licorice rambles /hj

anyways so ive been looking at those character playlists recently, and decided to look at licorice ones because how. how bad could they be? (spoiler alert: they were bad. i saw that one "Cause I'm a Liar" aka that one kokichi song on a licorice playlist. A FUCKING LICORICE PLAYLI)

Anyways, ever since i've decided to look for silly little songs that. ACTUALLY relate to licorice (or just songs that remind me of him for some reason), and decided to share it here :33333

(get ready for a massive wall of text)

(also prepare for a lot of grammar + spelling errors fireemoji)

(but then again i wrote most of this at 3am so bear with me plea)

disclaimer if youve never heard of any of these songs just. just listen to them and you'll understand what i mean when i say those songs fit Licorice Cookie plea

i think tbis is the firsr post im actually using capitals yahoo!

alsp ypu xan. feel free to disagree on some songs fireemoji

ok first of all without a doubt, anything from the "People Who Can Eat Are The Luckiest People In The World" album by AJJ can. justifyably fit licorice cookie. SPECIFICALLY Brave as A Noun and Survival Song. I dont know how to explain it but.. the lyrics just.. sorta scream licorice cookie?? Mostly in Survival Song but i added Brave as A Noun since theyre basically just a long song split unto two parts if that makes sense...

BUT HEAR ME OUT ON LICORICE WITH TGE SONG RANDY'S HOUSE. PLEASE. the line "And I hope that our candles flicker and die, so that our hearts don't burn to the ground. Down, down just like Randy's House." jusr fits licorice so muxh i donr know how to explain it... just tge whole aong in general is just so. licorice cookie.

OK next song is "The U & I in Suicide" by That Handsome Devil. Maybe its cuz this song is about death?? But just the whole tone of the song is sorta off putting which imo just.. fits soso much, and this song fits Licorice. The. the lyrics n title r sorta slef explanitory so erm

ok next songs may b a little biased or smth cuz i am a massive Will Wood fan but you cannot deny that. That some willwood songs just.. fit Lico.

I have no idea why but the sonf "BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA" by Will Wood just... heavily reminds me of Licorice?? For no apparent reason?? Maybe its just cuz of the energy of the song if that makes sense??

also one of my friends recommended me this (ty E you're a cool pookie) but "Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones)" by Will Wood and The Tapeworms is just. Licorice Cookie i dont think i need to explain this one

There are a bit more Will Wood and The Tapeworms songs but they sorta jjst follow. the sssame reasons as BlackBoxWarrior -- OKULTRA so errmmmmmmm

aNYWAYS I'd. id like to mention that j feel like "Kiss Me, Son of God" by They Might Be Giants sortaa fits him... liek tthinj abt it... id like to imagine tbag lico sometimes wondee what it would be liek if. he had been taken seriously aand so hed sorta imagine just. being above everyone abd i feel like that song sorta.. helps explain that??

I also think "Losers" by The Cardigans would sorta fit him..LIKE THE LINE "You were that you were special ; I'm just like you." JUST.. OH KY GKD??? THATS SO???? I dont know how to explain it but its just so... licorice cookie for me i dont k ow how to epxlain it.... sksnakdmaknd

there are some other somgs but like. they sorta follow the same reasons as the songs I've mentioned soooooo

anywyas as mentioned earlier.. feel free to disagree with any songs!!! and also if you have some songs tbat reming you of lico feel free to share :333

[tadpolesonalgae]

cbmthy 5 is so good, you never fail. i'm so happy to see reader fight with eris word for word i just wish she did the same with azriel. if she hit azriel with that "not everyone wants to waste their life being miserable and bitter" he would probably cry lmao. no but he's actually starting to get me mad because he did good in coming to talk to her after the shit show but then i realized he wasn't even going to apologize, it was just to try to know more. are you planning on writing anything from azriel's perspective at all? i just feel like at this point him being so dismissive of her feelings is weird since i feel like in the books azriel is a good listener and he understands other's feelings well (we can tell by how he saw nesta in acosf) so it would make sense that he's not trying to be mean here but just keeps saying the wrong things unintentionally, it would also help him to not come across as irredeemable tbh because right now (and i cant believe im saying this) eris is being better with her than azriel. though i think part of that is that she doesn't like eris like she does azriel so she just doesn't care about what he has to say much.

i think it's also a testament of how azriel jusr doesn't really take notice of her that he thinks she can't comprehend why eris is dangerous or whatever, like he genuinely never paid attention to her to know she's actually smart and since he has shadows and all that to tell him these things, he really just never gave it a thought lol she should slap him like she did eris

i hope we get to see her more with the ic though, like i like the eris thing she has going on and it would be fun to see them more but if the endgame is for her to stay in the night court i hope we get to see her more with them, especially with the last part where she doesn't even like saying they're her family (even if it's partly because of her wanting to sit on azriel's face). i think it would be good to see her ask feyre or even rhys the same question she did eris, or other things she doesn't understand well and i dont know what you're doing with her powers but i wish she'd show them instead of them finding out because i can see how they would feel a little betrayed that eris knows but not them and at some point her not telling them makes it feel like she doesn't trust them and like i said if she's supposed to stay in the night court i hope they're good to her. speaking of powers i can't believe eris' bitchass figured it out and didn't tell her (yes i can, the little asshole) but im so excited to see what they are. she glows like starfall and eris connected the dots when she was talking about the mother 🤔

it's also interesting how you bring up the science being a blasphemy thing into it because i never even thought of it since for us science is the real thing and there's no proof god is real but for them the mother is definitely real so i get that science could rub some people the wrong way. it would be fun to see her with helion since there's so many scholars in day court and it's something she likes but i feel like we're more focused on eris here

Sorry for taking so long to answer this 🫠

I’m completely with on you anticipating the beginning of reader managing to stand up for herself! Also getting to see how Azriel will respond when she starts vocalising her emotions, because at the moment she really doesn’t know how to even start on that when it comes to him 😬😞

Her communication skills really 📉 when Azriel.

With Azriel not really taking notice of her, I suppose it is partly that he was more focused on Elain in the past, but reader definitely has some reclusive tendencies (she really loves her books—though at the expense of social interaction, sometimes😭) that I’m not sure I’ve properly highlighted, so I’ll work on that because it’s an important part :)

Honestly the Az pov is a really good idea, since it would help clarify why he’s acting so strangely in Reader’s pov, so thank you for that!

‘(even if it's partly because of her wanting to sit on azriel's face)’

😭😭😭 no you didn’t—

For real though, she’s a bit confused about her sexuality and the idea of being a woman, give her a moment to figure herself out—human society wasn’t exactly encouraging about women enjoying themselves or having any agency/autonomy 😞

Definitely agree about having more IC content since the most they’ve been in CBMTHY is the bday part where their image was a little conflictive? I think it’s important to show how various misunderstandings have happened over the years, and how strange behaviour kind of slipped by because that’s the only way they’ve known her :/

We’ve already seen in acotar that attitudes toward women differ depending on where you are, so I don’t think it’s unreasonable that in places like the Night and Day Courts that attitudes toward science would be more modern, whereas Autumn’s pretty set in its ways 🍁

[shiny-jr]

I fumkin love ur fic The Devil so much, love ur oc charlemagne and i gort SO down bad for him, very sadge to see that not a lot of people talkinf about him or the fic in general in tumblr but man that fic in quotev do have a gorilla grip on me that i would reread it back to back every saturday and sundays. Like, charlie is the blorbo from my yandere fic authors that i would want to chew up like a beloved dog toy, knead him like bread dough, let him rise and bake him at 400f for 15 minutes. Soak him with milk and suck the milk out like that one Webkinz toy and throw him against the wall to make a wet thud, wring him like a towel and clamp him down between my teeth and shake at breakneck speeds like those feral dogs , elbow bomb him like a WWE wrestler, put him in a meat grinder and make Charlemagne sausages,,, words alone cannot describe how much that man makes my brain go brr as in jackhammer obliterating tiled floors brr

It gives me some th0ts that wjat if tje mc somehow got into this groundhog type of situation and wakes up on the day where charlie would propose to her with expensive chunky ring. Id think after going thru all the shitstorm she would learn that "okay, maybe he is the greatest detective of all time, rivaling batman" and knows rhat if she drops everything and run, he is jusr going to find her and ruin everything again anyways

So she says yea sure go nuts, but there is that flavour of fear to whenever shes around him, im pretty sure anyone who is partially sentient can pick up on the vibe , especially charlie

Whenever he gives affection or gifts it woild be met with nervousness like mc is about to shit herself out of trembling so hard, but out of sheer fear and anger and hatred

Whenever he tries to ask what's wrong mc would simply dismiss his concerns and kinda gaslight him, saying he is crazy for thinking that something is wrong, the gaslighting done out of revenge and instinct to survive

I feel like that would be a mindfuck for him, i wonder if he would eventually just get used to it or he would smoke so much that he grows an extra pair of lungs cause the carcinogens mutated him so much that he went through rapid forced evolution

Of course, mc probably had to sacrifice her happiness with Elian and the pups, but i guess it should be temporary until charlie rests in pieces due to stress and confusion, but then the mc would also be in pieces from having her CPU on 100% everyday

Whoop another groundhog day event, mc just straight up murders him with the wine glass when she wakes up on the day he proposes to her again, unprompted, maybe even going all john wick and kill him with a pencil after sketching the final coat design

Also mans is lucky he is in the 70's, no doubt hes getting cancelled to hell if he is like in the 2020's

I can't tell if he would be the type to wear a hazmat or astronaut suit during the pandemic or he would brush the cheeky touch of the virus off as a mere cold, being anti vax and all

Makes me think about how he would react with social media and stuff, i kinda headcannon that he would obsessively read his comment section cause he loves feeling angy , but maybe he would simply not, cause as an influencer or celebrity, first rule is to never look at the comment section

Perhaps if you directly bring the 70's Charlie to modern days, he would go insane over social media and how much people talk about public figures

I also headcannon that a massive chunk of his regular business budget is allocated towards lawsuits too, cauae wirh all the stunts he is pulling publicly im pretty sure sometimes its just cheaper and more effective to pay the lawsuit than go on long shady battles wirh them, you know like how that "life hack" where you send a billionaire your wedding invitation and chances are they're going to give you gifts despite literally not knowing who you are? Yea that

I feel like if he is broight into modern modern times, his PR team would be working over time, crying, throwing up, shitting with all the crap he pulls. Everyone is bald from stress, everyone aged into an octogenarian and they have like a pager like surgeons where it alerts them whenever charlie does some silly shit and rhey have to do immediate damage control

Like he would spend hundreds of hours probably feeding the trolls and doxxing them too, nightmare for anyone on his marketing and PR team

But i might be wrong , he probably knows better and just ignores them

If he is 25 in like around 1974 (i assume thats when it takes place), he must be like 74 in 2023 and he would still slay the house down while battling arthritis and chronic bronchitis like yes hater king, go off 👏👏

Imagine though, 74 years old pulling stunts like how he did with mc in prosa, just need to pop a couple painkillers and go committing entering and breaking with their elderly walkers, maybe even with turbo wheelchairs

I feel like he would make his own Charlemagne brand electronics, and call it Charlemobile which comes built in with adware for his products only, like a popup ad keeps distracting you telling you to praise him and he would definitely 100% steal your information, like he is the only electronic manufacturer where you should read the terms and conditions word per word if you don't want to end up on craigslist one day

On the softer side, i feel like Charlie would prepare your medications when the both of you gets old and reminds you to eat it ❤️

Mc would try to sneak in a cyanide pill from time to time for his set of medications but have a sneaking suspicion that he might be immune to them cause of microdosing from years of assassination attempts

But lets muddle up the timeline again, i wonder like, will Charlie still kidnap mc even tho shes abstinent? Like no interest in dating other people, or interest in her dogs or interest in having children, she does her own NPC thing. But religiously rejects Charlie like muscle memory from clicking the "X" on a popup ad, will he still snap or will he just sees it as "oh well i can work with this"

Or like mc gets so spooked with all this groundhog day thing that she moves back in with the parents and refuses to budge, becomes a NEET,, will he still kidnap her ? Or kidnap her family in a twist of events

If they ever get married would he let mc see her family or is it a "god i fuckin hate my in laws , we are not going to the barbeque" type of deal?

I also keep thinking about the engagement announcement party near the end of the book, cause im a gal who has a really reactive bowel when nervous or uncomfortable or feeling strong emotions in general, i was thinking what if during the entire thing mc is stuck in the toilet and missed everything , including Elian and Charlie's top 5 freakouts of all time, so while you nuked the toilet, charlie nukes the whole place down. That would be funny i think

But yeah literally if i were in the story i would spend a great deal of time jailed to a toilet, i would literally miss every show of his because out of anger shits, i feel that would make him smoke a couple extra cigarettes that day and maybe even cry because it is force of nature, he cant conquer nature

Or can he? 👀

I feel like if this happens in the 1920's Charlie would consider lobotomizing mc but im glad its in the 70's

Do u think he would binge watch trashy TV reality shows and clutch his pearls whenever drama happens

Wow this is a long waffle, thanks for reading and until then, i shall be painfully yearning for more Charlemagne content

- Charlemagne Simp Anon (can i claim this anon pls)

Holy shit. Okay. When I saw how long this ask was, my eyes went wide like. My dude, this is a whole essay. I gotta put it under a special tag because I think this is the longest ask I've ever gotten and there's a lot of funny stuff from this. It's so wild to me that you would reread it so often?? That whole first paragraph really just shocked me.

These are a lot of thoughts you bring. A lot. Most I'm not even sure how to react to or how to respond. The part about his age though got me, because I know for a fact that Charlemagne would still be pulling crazy stunts at that age, like crashing the biggest fashion galas despite being on the ban list specifically because he's caused scenes in the past. Also, he would 100% watch horrible reality tv shows and clutch his pearls.

Unfortunately, I don't plan to make any Charlemagne content for the future, unless I had this groundbreaking idea and I see that The Devil reaches another milestone.

[morsobaby]

Egregious lesboing under the cut about a very specific character from a show. It's egregious

GRRRR DOROTHY FUCKING WILLIAMS DOT MY BABE DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT LOOK AT HER FUCKING FACE. YOU SHOULD SEE HER HANDS.

Like yes OBVIOUSLY. Miss fisher is a fucking catch she's an icon shes like my. Hot neighbor but URRRGGGHHHH DOROTHY BABYYYY LEMME TAKE YOU TO REVERSE CONVERSION THERAPY (where they converse you to be GAYYYY) LEMME CORRUPT YOUR CATHOLIC INNOCENCE AND MAKE YOU RUN AWAY WITH ME AND EMBRACE A SINFUL LIFESTYLE OF HOMOSEXUALITY. Why did you marry a cop. I'd be a better husband. Let me come home to you. Let me hold your hands I'm begging on my fucking knees put your entire both hands on my face. And never take them off.

Her soft fucking voice and her gentle yet assertive nature have me in a death grip she's a little girly pop who will squeak cutely about outrageous things yet assert her place in the world and uhhhheeehuhhhhhhhuhhjju it's such a perfect balance I want her to. Be my babysitter. Actually nevermind. But you get my point. I want her to nurture me back to health she's so goooooodddd I want to come home direly injured and shed rush to me all worried and fuss over me and I'd be a good obedient patient for her and I'd let her scold me for being so reckless but I secretly hope she thinks I'm the bravest and most courageous and strong and cool and even if I wasn't she'd still love me and jusr want me to be safe. And. Oiujjeuejhhuj

And I'd bring her flowers like weekly and I'd get her nice presents and I'd always eat everything she makes and I'd notice her outfits and compliment her hair and I'd make little candlelit dinners for her sometimes and I'd kiss her and kiss her and mwah mwah mwah mwah and I'd kiss her hands and suck her fingers and. Um. And her hands. Anyway don't look at me. Unless you completely agree. This never happened

[1-xero]

Jake Kiszka x fem! Reader

Unprotected sex, dominant Jake, cocky Jake, degrading kink oral sex (fem rec)

Minors DNI

You are out eating dinner with Jake and his friends, and things get interesting when your friends challenge Jake.

A/N: It took me a min to write this one because I didn’t hit save a couple times and had to rewrite it. So just bare with me if it seems a little repetitive or if there are errors somewhere. I done my best for you poop heads ;)

You were sitting in a booth in the corner of the resturant. There was lots of drinks, live music, and dancing to been seen and heard. You hadn't been there long, but you were starving and ready for a nice drink. You tapped your heels against the floor and adjusted your red dress.

"It's about time you showed up." You welcomed Jake, who is late as per usual.

"Sorry I'm late, not all of us can be as perfectly punctual as you, dear." He said, passive-aggressively.

You decided to brush him off, it did annoy you that he was constantly late. Sometimes it felt like you were the one who wore the pants in the relationship, even though you didn't like that analogy, it did feel that way at times.

The night went along well, one of your friends got particularly drunk, laughing, stumbling, and practically yelling. Luckily, there was plenty of music to sort of justify their constant yelling.

You and Jake had sat down after lots of dancing to get a quick drink, and your drunk friend was sitting there too.

Once again, it felt like you were taking care of Jake, getting his drink for him as he rested lazily in the booth. It didn't bother you too bad, but it would feel good to rest on him every now and then.

"HHEYY HEYY!!!! Hey Jake.." your friend said.

"What's up dude?" Jake replied, equally disoriented.

"I jusr have a question..."

"Yeah?"

"Who wears the pants in the relationship? I mean seriously.." he laughed,"THERE is NO WAY you are the top I mean I bbet shhe even does your laundry like she's your mOther!" They laughed hysterically.

Jake sat there for a second, almost as if those words sobered him. You said nothing, but you did laugh, his drunkenness was pretty funny.

"I'm just kidding of course, I mean every relationship is different but...it is just funny," your friend said.

"Well buddy...you never know." Jake said, brushing it off.

"You're right...you never know..." your friend said, repeating the phrase several times in a row.

Jake looked back at you, something was different. His eyes were now lustful, and his focus was completely different. He grabbed your thigh, his grip was tight, and you loved the feeling of his hands on you.

"What's the matter Jake?" You laughed.

"Mm...you'll see..." he said, ushering for the both of you to get up and dance.

The rest of the night was fun, filled with more dancing, drinking, and looks from Jake. His eyes were glued to you the whole night, and you liked the attention.

There were times Jake caught you talking to your other guy friends, laughing and dancing a little, making him jealous.

By the time you two were leaving, he was holding you close by the waist, and gave you a deep kiss in front of everyone.

"Just so they know," he said.

You got home, and took off your heels. Relief.

"So..." Jake said," You wear the pants, huh?" He stepped closer to you, looking you up and down.

"I dunno...that's just what I heard." You joked back.

"Maybe I should remind you." He began kissing down your neck, you gave in immediately to his soft kisses.

"Look at that. Already giving in. Just from a few kisses." He chuckled. Then, he sat down on the couch, ushering for you to follow. Unexpectedly, he bent you over his knees. You could feel his hard cock through his pants. His hand moved in circles across your ass.

"It's so cute how you think you're in control." He proceeded to slap your ass, causing you to jump a little. His dominance already began to make you wet.

"You like being humbled though, don't you?" He asked, slapping your ass again.

He pulled up your dress, revealing your bare, reddened ass. He ran his fingers up and down your underwear, teasing your wet folds and making you shift beneath his touch.

"You want me to touch you so bad don't you? You want my attention so badly. I noticed you dancing with those guys at the bar. You're just my little attention whore aren't you?"

Before you could respond, he spanked you again, the pain radiating in to pleasure. You whimpered and jumped again.

"I didn't think you'd be so easy, but I guess little whores are, aren't they?" He then took your underwear off and readjusted you across his lap.

"Dont worry, you're going to get all you want and more." He spanked your ass again, this time taking a moment to admire the red marks across your skin.

He slid his fingers up and down your pussy, feeling how wet and needy you were.

You moved your hips as much as you could against his touch, but to no avail as you still wanted more.

"Stand up," he ordered, and you followed.

He then laid back on the couch, ushering for you to straddle him.

"Come sit on my face baby, take it until your cum is dripping down my face."

His words alone were enough to make your legs weak and your mind a blur, as you focused solely on him.

You lowered yourself on to his face, happily admiring the view. He gripped your hips to keep you from moving too far away. He wanted to see you begging for mercy and overestimulated.

His tongue moved rhythmically against you, instantly causing you to rock your hips against the pleasure. Immediately, you began begging and pleading for him not to stop. He knew every spot to lick, immediately overstimulating you.

You loved just looking at his face between your legs, his dark eyes followed your every move, noting how you reacted to his touch. 

He moved his hands and slapped your ass, wanting you to continue riding his face. You were shameless. At this moment, you were overwhelmed with pleasure and you needed him.

You kept grinding against his face, your body twitching and your legs shaking, leading to your orgasm. You moaned loudly and Jake watched, proud of how he could make you feel. You sat there for a moment, attempting to catch your breath.

“Do you think I’m done with you?” He asked,”You wanted my attention, and you’re going to get it.”

He got out from under you so that you were now sitting on the couch instead of him :,(.

He stood in front of you.

“Spread your legs,” he said, and you did.

“Wider. Good girl.” The sound of his praise made you want him even more. You didn’t care what he did, but you need something, anything from him.

“Touch your clit for me.”

You moved your hand between your legs, surprised by how sensitive you were. Jake bit his lip, palming himself through his jeans.

Every second that went by, you wanted Jake more. You wanted your hand to be his. Soon, he gave you what you wanted. He knelt down between your legs, kissing along your inner thigh and using his hands to keep your legs spread for him.

“This time, I don’t want a sound coming from you.”

“But Jake-”

“You wanted this, so you can follow my rules or sit there thinking about me like you were before.”

You sighed, knowing it would be almost impossible to follow this rule. 

He slid his fingers inside of you and flicked your clit with his tongue. You gripped the couch, and moved your body against him in an attempt to express the overwhelming pleasure you were experiencing. 

“Your doing so good for me.”

Ever so sensitive to his words and his actions, you knew your next orgasm would come quicker, and feel even better.

You could tell he loved seeing you in such a mess, struggling and writhing under his control.

“Are you ready to cum for me?”

You nodded desparately.

“Go ahead, moan for me. Tell me how good it feels.”

As you came, you spat phases profusely, thanking Jake and saying other things you didn’t really remember, as you were so lost in your second orgasm.

He quickly turned you on your stomach, making it very clear he was not waiting for you to recover. You heard his pants unzip, and he stuck his fingers between your wet folds one more time, before he slid his throbbing cock inside of you.

That is what you had been waiting for. You wanted him to fill you up, to fuck you senseless and make you cum until you can’t take it any more. 

He reached down and grabbed your hair, pulling your face up.

“isn’t this what you wanted baby? To be fucked like the whore you are.”

“Yes Jake, please fuck me just like this, I want to cum all over you again.”

He gripped your hips and slammed his body against yours, making your legs shake worse than they were before.

He pulled out, and sat on the couch. directing you to staddle him.

‘Ride me, Y/N, show me how good little whores ride cock.”

You bounced up and down, his cock hitting deep inside you. He gripped your waist and helped push you up and down. You felt so confident riding him. Your tits bouncing up and down. and the curves of your body seemed to fall right in to place.

“Fuck, Y/N, you feel so good.” He moaned and grunted as you kept your rhythm. 

He moved his hand down to your clit, causing you to slow your pace. He pushed his hips up, fucking in to you.

“Jake, I’m gonna cum,” You managed to say in between moans.

“Me too baby, cum for me. All over me baby.’

Soon, you orgasmed again. Jake was close, but merciless as he continued to fuck you through your orgasm, overstimulating you in a way you never felt before.

Jake finished. He was breathing heavily and looked at you lovingly. He watched as you tried to stand, and weakly staggered across the floor. He picked you up and carried you to bed.

[quillsink]

sometimes i think how wild it is that some people like live with their friends or whatever and like. can do things in their house without being scared and then i’m like wow i wish i lived with people who love me then i realise that that’s what a family is supposed to be and that you’re not supposed to be shit scared of your parents but by that point it’s like i’ve wanted to kill mysrlf since i was fourteen so does anything reallt even matter anymore and im a useless failure and nobody like actually cares about me so it’s like fine actuslly but also i don’t think i can keep living like this tho likee i haven’t self harmed but it’s been hard not to and i know it might get better but it seems unlikely as fuck and the road there looks so hard i don’t think i have any strength left in me and i wonder if i’m just a worthless waste of space or something yknow, like why am i even here if im jusr some other useless fuck no one cares about

anyways haha funnt joke. ur mom lol.