#like i need to pack a lunch

[mylittleredgirl]

just learned ur scrooge mcduck post is about Sam/Jack and uhhhhhh… do you have fic recs

SURE DO!! there are infinite sam/jack fics to rec, so instead of attempting any kind of curated Top 5 list i'm just gonna shake my brain up like a soda can and see what sprays out first:

the furies wept by nanda (T, 30k) - i read this like nine times in a week. it's the third fic in a great series (first two are e for expliciiiit). each fic has a very different tone. this one is "okay, so what if after All That dysfunction they're Dating but also still Themselves, and then they have to go on the worst space road trip with jacob carter." a+++ can't recommend enough. i'm honestly incapable of being normal about @nandamai's fic.

a far better fate by newcrayons (WIP, M, currently 85k) - so i Do Not read WIPs and rarely read fics this long, but this came recommended! super fun series-long episode-related fic with illicit makeouts and feelings. this fic holds the honor of being literally the only ao3 subscription i have. i cracked open a new feature for this. i want to be friends with this author but i'm being really cool about it.

a small crime by @missparker (E, 5k) - feels good, feels organic. extra credit for jonas quinn.

the more things change by northernexposure (G, 6k) - this author likes to soak you in feelings and wring you out like a sponge. canon-compliant "point of view" episode chaser. extra credit for janet fraiser.

a star to steer her by by tremontaine (E, 24k) - all right this is a little ~spicier~ because it's got a d/s element that pops up midway through, but if you are neutral-to-positive on that then i recommend! something about this fic felt new, like i was viewing the same characters from two degrees to the left. i liked so so much about it.

bonus self-rec: home economics by mylittleredgirl (T, 5k) - the toaster fic.

enjoy!!! feel free to come back and shake the can again later!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

The ''Are you trying to romance me?'' meme but with Barnaby and Howdy

i belted this out in like a half hour flat <3 bc Yes

[13eyond13]

doing this amazing new thing called eating well EVERY DAY and drinking enough water EVERY DAY and trying to get a bit of a healthy walk in EVERY DAY and sleeping at least 7 hours EVERY DAY... and then looking at my Fitbit stats like a nerd to see what happens EVERY DAY... will let you know if anything interesting does happen

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

it's like. everything happens so much. it's all happening right now but at the same time nothing is happening whatsoever. it's a liminal space of an existence. it's slowly crushing me under the weight but when I look up there's nothing actually bearing down on me. there shouldn't be any weight. something is wrong but nothing has happened. I'm simultaneously overwhelmed and utterly bored. nothing is happening and maybe that's the everything that's happening. maybe the everything is the nothing. we aren't there yet but it's all so imminent. either everything is going to crash down or nothing is. I'm just waiting to figure out which.

[cuethediscoandthedrinks]

hmmn help me mommy, won't you? I'm burning up and I feel so needy, im throbbing but my heart craves so much love and care, mm don't know what to do

my babygirl, i want you somewhere nice and comfy while umma fixes you up some of your favourite meal; i'm putting on some soft music, keeping the lights nice and low, and we're gonna watch a movie while mommy feeds you some good food, ok?

i want you nice and full before i start to warm you up on the inside too; let me start to lay some firm pats and rubs to your pussy, watching as you squirm in my lap. ik you think i'm distracted by the movie and can't see, but i can. i know you need that sweet release, dw sweetheart. i'll make sure you've cum at least three times before we see the end credits.<333

[salsflore]

thinking about a simple domestic life with ur f/os... matching house slippers and toothbrushes and waking up beside each other. having your pictures framed on the nightstand! doing the laundry together and quietly sharing meals. helping each other get ready in the morning & then coming home to them or vice versa. waking up to the smell of something new they’re baking (hopefully its pleasant, not burnt...) or hearing them sing in the shower at night. seeing their clothes in your closet and their favorite trinkets around the house. literally just co-existing in the same space. give me a second i feel ill

[wizardnuke]

bento box great idea. the joys of packing many little snacks and calling it a meal. ig the box isn't a requirement but it's convenient to only have to open one top and have five whole sections of little snacks in there

[buticanfixhim]

I have developed hatered towards dinner when after 4 days dinner would only be the one proper meal I'll be able to have lord save me-

[artificial-condition]

Lunch for tomorrow ✨

I’m going for a charcuterie theme :)

[choking-on-roses]

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[whsprings]

the constant conflict between not wanting to be wasteful and not wanting to eat that

[max-the-mouse]

this morning sucks :////////

[no-one-hears-me]

made it to third base (let him see me after my bedtime routine)

[boomerang109]

what if capitalism is making the one job i thought was possible for me feel unattainable not because i haven’t literally been doing it since age 13 but because it’s not well paid enough so until you get into a higher position you have to work multiple jobs and i knew that i always knew that but. fuck. why is adulting going to be so exhausting. what if this really is the best time of my life? being a depressed college student? what if it’s downhill from here?

[weenhands]

.... i am hungie

[cappurrccino]

trying to psych myself up for the day and it's going about as well as you'd expect, which is to say