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joe alwyn you better start running right the fuck now

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exclusively referring to my little group of deities as “chat”

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the only thing i care about for valentine’s day

i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory

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that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

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i have not been able to listen to ours by taylor swift after considering who it could’ve been about. like. i get it that people throw rocks at things that shine and don’t belong to them. but also, people throw rocks at pedophiles dating 19 year olds.

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when Taylor swift said “the skeletons in both our closets plotted hard to fuck this up” BUT when Pheobe bridgers said “all the skeletons you hide, show me yours and I’ll show you mine”

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likes charge reblogs cast

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Please reblog this we need the truth

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I can see a little boy with a marvel t shirt on but little does he know I’m reading spiderman smut on my phone

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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

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reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

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Yard sale au: which one of your otp buys a book at a yard sale unaware that it’s been annotated by its previous owner and feels a strange connection to the person who wrote all the comments, and which one is the person who wrote inside the book. Did they know each other before this? Do they meet bc of the book? Or do they meet unaware of their connection and then find out later?

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Ok wait do I like the mean depressed ones bc I have a savior complex or bc I’m always scared that peoples affection is fake and so when some tells me they don’t like me I know that the emotion is real and so when they slowly start to like me I KNOW for SURE that it’s real and the kindness won’t break if I’m too annoying??

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reblog this post to remind the person you reblogged it from that they're valued and loved and seen

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you called?

you dont like doctor who???

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Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that