#like i'm not joking

[cvbullshit]

Why does Dustyscarf genuinely feel like a name for a different Dust ship? Or like a Dust Pap/Phantom x Papyrus ship?

Like-

Murdervictim just genuinely feels like it fits more than Dustyscarf

War rages on-

[tenthdoctor]

I want to go back in time to meet my middle school self who was always wondering if life will ever get better and tell her that no, it won't, but at least david tennant will return to DW and get a happy ending and a family, and that it is absolutely worth living for

[eatingstringcheese]

and all the color drained away - shoto todoroki

in which todoroki and y/n are soulmates, the kind where your world is grey until you meet them, and then grey again when they die

warnings: hospitals, death

Todoroki sat in his office, shuffling through the stack of papers in need of filing. Strands of his bi-colored hair fell into his face, he reached to brush them away when his world became colorless. The red strands blocking the vision in his left eye became a dull lifeless gray. Everything slowly began to lose color. First his hair, his brand-new blue suit, then his mahogany desk, the framed photo on his desk, the plant standing near his doorway. He sat in shock for a moment before being hit with a wave of nausea.

He scrambled to his laptop as the color faded from his world, frantically searching for some other explanation. The internet was no help, losing color was only caused by a soulmate's death.

Y/n couldn't be dead.

Todoroki shook the thought from his mind, grabbing his jacket from the coat rack and picking up his keys, yelling instructions at one of his sidekicks that he would be gone for a bit. He rushed down the stairwell, the echo of footsteps all around him. Todoroki wiped a tear falling down his cheek.

He jumped into his car, shoving the key into the ignition. His hands were shaking as he pulled out of the parking lot. His knuckles grew white from gripping the steering wheel. The color in his vision was only lost gradually, which gave him hope.

Shoto pulled into the driveway of his house, throwing the car door shut and running up the stairs to his bedroom.

Y/n lay on the bed, their breathing shallow and strained. Next to the bed was a small baby crib. The young couple had adopted the young girl in the crib after Shoto had found her on a hero mission. Y/n insisted that they could care for the baby and Shoto went along. They named the little girl Akari.

Shoto turned from the baby girl in the crib and to his partner, inhaling sharply when seeing how slow their breathing was.

"Y/n? Y/n, please wake up!" Shoto frantically attempted to nudge his lover awake.

Y/n inhaled deeply. The color in their skin had faded slightly. Shoto fervently dialed the emergency number for his city. Quickly telling the other end of the line what was happening.

Shoto had picked up Akari from her crib, holding her tightly as he watched over Y/n. The sounds of sirens filled his ears as he set the baby down and ran to the front room. He peered through the window and inhaled sharply. The color all around him had faded, hints could be seen everywhere, just enough to give Shoto a little spark of hope.

He opened the door and led the EMT to the bed room where Y/n laid on the bed.

Shoto picked up his daughter, calming her from the noise that filled the room. His face was cold but only to hide the fear. He couldn't see the color in his daughter's blue-green curls nor her bright yellow eyes.

The EMT turned to Shoto with a grim look. "They're barely hanging on, we'll take them to the hospital to see what's wrong."

Shoto paced through the hallway. His anxiety was high and he could feel his heart pounding through his chest. Fuyumi stood nearby, her niece in her arms.

"Shoto, you should sit down." Fuyumi reached to put a hand on his shoulder. The kind look that rested in her eyes was replaced by one of fear. "It'll be okay." Fuyumi gave a kind smile before pulling out her phone. "Touya is picking up Natsuo now. Mom and Dad are downstairs."

Within a few minutes, Shoto had bitten off the last of his nails and the rest of the Todorokis had arrived. Rei, Enji, Touya, and Natsuo. Rei had rushed upstairs as fast as she could, taking her youngest in her arms as he sobbed.

Natsuo smiled at his youngest brother. "Hey Sho."

Touya stood near Fuyumi where she sat with Akari. The baby was in a blissful state of sleep, oblivious to the chaos surrounding her.

A doctor emerged from Y/n's room, a grim look on her face. Tapping the clipboard in his hands to catch the Todoroki's attention. "Shoto Todoroki?"

Shoto nodded and stepped forward. "That would be me."

The doctor sighed. "I'm sorry, sir. We couldn't save them."

Shoto was in shock, falling back a few steps as Natsuo sat his brother in a chair. All the color faded from his world. Everything was in grays and blacks. Once processing the information, tears fell down his cheeks. Enji laid a hand on his youngest son's shoulder.

Y/n was dead.

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[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[ramanoodles]

Guys I'm using Tumblr through SparkVue.

[lastoneout]

Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.

[brian-kinney-apologist]

how I slept last night knowing that s3 of iwtv is secured, rockstar lestat is happening, akasha is on her way, loustat are endgame, ghost!claudia is a possibility, sam reid is not allowed to cut his hair short for a couple more years, daniel is now a vampire and the devil's minion is real:

[crabussy]

reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[batcavescolony]

Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.

[bunyungie]

🎼 nohwan :)))

1.) you've got a way - shania twain. 2.) i was made for loving you - KISS 3.) baby, i'm yours - arctic monkeys. 3.) in my veins - andrew belle. 4.) if tomorrow never comes - ronan keating. 5.) sail away - david gray. + sugar, sugar - the archies ( bc is started playing n made me think of them ).

[iwasbored777]

The guy at the bar: Are you two gonna fuck or fight?

Wade and Logan, few hours later: