"It's sooooo hot~~~"
"Aren't demons supposed to not be bothered by heat?"
"uhh…"
"🤨"
"…no???😗💦💦💦"
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If "the heart wants what it wants" is true, then mine is looking for an attack. Actively.
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Intrusive thought of the day: setting aside fear of death by plague, the COVID masking period must have been an incredibly interesting time for all the people with mask kinks.
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'I want to be a part of an edgy/morbid music based subculture but im too much of a soft eared pussy to listen to edgy or morbid music that isnt pop' is, was and will be an embarassing take
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fuck romance, have you ever had a friendship where you both agree that you are the single most important person to each other? one where you feel like you are kindred souls and that you can talk to each other about literally anything because you both just get it? one where there's nothing you can say or do around them that would embarrass you even a little bit? cuz that shit is so much more powerful than romance just trust me dude
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i too am an enemies to lovers truther
but consider:
childhood ex-best friends to lovers
we don’t like each other but aren’t enemies per-se to lovers
slow burn unrequited to realization lovers
mutual pining
having feelings for each other at different times and having to watch the other in relationships friends to lovers
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for anyone who doesn't watch any minecraft youtubers that do lore/servers, please.
try to imagine a show where every single character has their own point of view show, with their own shenanigans, storyline, editing-style, etc.
you go from watching a happy little man with elf ears and a whimsical smile who's a theme park owner. go to another pov and it's a giant fucking green guy with horns and cyborg parts with funky music as his intro and the sound of a goat crying and he's cackling madly explaining how he's about to shoot a missile at his neighbor every day for the rest of their life because the neighbor dug a hole on his property. he's neighbors with the whimsical theme park owner
i cannot watch normal shows anymore
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Being the ancient of space Danny has the nifty ability to bend it to his will. Meaning he can travel anywhere he wants. He tends to use this power to shuttle the Justice League travel across the galaxy and even sometimes the universe.
Not that he minds though. Oftentimes, he performs short bursts of teleportation that gradually slingshots him and his passengers to their destination. This gives Danny the time to chat with them and listen to their stories. Of course when it's urgent, he will teleport them to the location right away.
The only problem with this is something something, an ancient can not hand out favors or there will be "reality shattering consequences". Danny wasn't really listening to Clockwork's whole spiel but he heard enough to know free trips = bad. So he finds his price for helping the Justice League.
In exchange for one trip, he must be paid in a pretty rock picked up from an alien planet. He has formed quite the collection.
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Throwing my hat in the butch/femme/nun presenting Harrow debate:
Harrow found a top and bottoms that fit her the way she likes and bought twenty of each in black. She put ten away in storage in case the manufacturer stops making them and only trades one out when it can't be repaired.
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I love those spirk ffc where Spock is pining hard but all he does is "I'm going to meditate" like he is me when I was 15yo thinking that my crush would like me back just bc I manifested it in my head.
Spock: if I meditate hard enough Jim will return my affections
And meanwhile Kirk just gets random headaches
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