#like u dont gaf bout the law

[im-a-lil-bitch-boi]

EDIT: after bein explaimed to the affects lobotomy can have on someone, ill have to amend this post by sayin i would not lobotomize the joker. i would srill do SMTH, jus not like. . . this. makin this edit as i still agree w alot here aside from the lobotomy and vegetable comment(which have neen explained to me as ableist). also another reason for this edit is so others can see this w out me havin to take this down but also so i dont have to do major edits whilst half asleep 👍

ngl of i was Batman i woulda lobotomized the joker i,f he kill my son. fuck him, and fuck Superman! that mfer aint finna srop me

Supes: u cant kill the joker

me: ik that y ima lobotomize him, he killed my son. u think ima let him get away w that?

tbh i woulda lobotomized him the 2nd time he commited mass murder ngl, i ain fuckin round w thqt shit. Barbaras not gonna become disabled bc of him, Tim aint gonna become joker jr, amd Jason sure as hell aint finna die bc the jokers gonna become a fuckin vegetable when Dick is still Robin

ALSO i woulda gotten therapy the moment i realized i was fuckin up Dicks n i's relationship. i woulda offered him to join me in some family therapy n not do wut emotionally constipated Bruce "I am Vengence" Wayne did tf

[pumpkinsy0]

SOC CURLY X GREASER PONY AU PLEASE

OK SO i recant that nobody would gaf bout hearin me talk about my au guys im srry</333

•ok im maybe gonna crush some dreams here but this isnt gonna b one of those “curly secretly acts super nice to pony as a soc” au’s bc im so serious rn, he rlly wouldnt b

•they shepards r still SOMEWHAT themselves, however maybe they arent as down to earth and r more stuck in their own heads, they still got shitty parents but they have maids and butlers who take care of them they can see as parent figures ig, but they arent rlly much of a family, they arent as connected w each other

•curlys like genuinely more of an ass as a soc, u aint think it was possible but its bc nobody has genuinely humbled him, he doesnt rlly get in trouble w the law bc he either gets paid out or let off w a warning

•the best way i can describe curlys feelings towards pony is that, he doesnt particularly hate pony as a person, just what he is, he hates that he’s a greaser, idek if hates a good word but u get what i mean brah

•curly would call pony baby while teasing him in front of his friends and ppl would assume that he means like crybaby, or MAYBE like baby as a way to crawl under ponys skin, but johnny realized it was something a littttlleeee more and once asked pony why he calls him that and pony just went pretended he aint hear johnny😭

“why does curly call u bbg”

“damn i think its gonna rain”

•btw i dont think theyre rlly beating each other up in this au, they avoid each other in rumbles and the most curly does is ride beside pony while hes walking home to taunt him, even then if pony absolutely knew nobody would b home he gets in the car so curly can just drive his ass home

•if u want angst, once pony thought curly was involved w beating someone from his gang up, perchance its johnny, srry johnny

•btw PLEASE dont think ponys just taking curlys teasing, hes a lil shit hes saying something back to him i promise

•pony has a job as a waiter and curly loves going in there to be an annoying ass customer, im not putting it above pony to fuck w curlys food a lil bit he kinda deserves it

•so ive debated on how actually the shepards became soc’s and im telling u rn chances r they r new money type rich and if u want the angst and hurt/comfort for papercut in this au u WILL go along w them being new money