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qqueenofhades · 2 years

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So uh, how is that "I voted Republican because of GAS PRICES!!!!" working out for y'all?

#hilary for ts #politics for ts #play stupid games win stupid prizes #like what did you expect????#when will americans stop voting for republicans 2keternity

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spitblaze · 4 months

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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Ooh, you want to know what happens at the gay bar run by ex-pirates, ooh...You'll just have to read Tiger Tiger to find out...

(Inspired by this Disco Elysium comic)

#tiger tiger #remy bonnaire #Arno #jamis arlesi #f slur mention #(Remy is allowed to say it. Jury is still out on Jamis though.)#I love that disco elyisum comic so much. I have it saved in several places so I can find it to show people. I lost it once. Never. Again.#Hard lesson about redrawing/heavily referencing a beloved comic is that you will feel so inferior to its genius.#I did my best but I feel like I didn't hit the high notes I wanted. Such is art!#At the end of the day I have to remind myself that I'm still on a journey and not every piece is going to be my best.#Yeah I'm still on my Tigers propagana train. Toot Toot. All abord or perish to the Tigers.#I hear tigers are running the Olympics this year. That's right. It's tigers all the way down.#Obscure references aside; time to talk tigers spoilers:#I was absolutely losing my mind at Remy taking Jamis to the Starfall. He did *not* expect to be in a gay bar.#Jamis is our beloved bisexual lad but I don't think he's fully in tune with it yet.#How down right unfortunate that he is also the hottest cub in the room. Will he realize? What will he realize? Who Knows!#Thank you to everyone who checked out Tiger Tiger from my recommendations!#And thank you to my fellow Tigers fans for receiving my comics with open arms. Next comic will be about Rat Man.

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cringefaecompilation · 1 month

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breaking news: people in the critical role fandom find out that punks are, indeed, supposed to be disruptive, cruel, and shitty towards authority

#🍃#critical role #critrole #cr spoilers #ashton greymoore #'ASHTON IS SO MEAN AND ARROGANT FOR YELLING AT HEADS OF STATE' oh so that 'acab' in your profile was a lie huh #like it did suck watching them (vaguely) be an ass to pike BUT LIKE WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

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casually-eat-my-soul · 1 month

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Okay so like stick with me but young Derek, alive hale fam au.

So like the Hale family finds out that Derek has a crush on Sheriff Stilinski’s delinquent son, and has mixed reactions. Talia is torn between amusement, worry and wanting to dislike stiles. Papa hale is very protective but thinks it funny that him and his son have the same tastes.

Peter is ecstatic, Stiles once beat him in chess when running from the cops. (stiles was running and sat down in the park around people for cover, turns out he interrupted a chess tournament. Peter challenged him to a game if stiles lost, Peter would turn him over to the police. If he won, stiles could use him as an alibi)

The rest of his siblings don’t really have an opinion other than using Derek’s crush to make fun of him EXPECT for Laura. Laura is in a one sided rivalry with stiles.

As the sheriff right hand deputy she was tasked with keeping an eye out for stiles and she constantly loses him. Which shouldn’t be possible because she’s a werewolf. She can never connect him to a crime he’s committed and can never prove anything. Can’t go to a judge a say “oh he left a scent trail which I followed because I’m a werewolf.”

Derek brings him home to dinner after they start dating. Unfortunately, the day that Derek brings him over, is also the day that Laura had to run around town taking reports of his crimes. She is fuming. Stiles looks her dead in her twitching eye and asked her how her day went.

The only crime she can connect him to is when he commit aggravated assault against a few of Derek’s teammates went to far with hazing. (Derek refused to fight back as not to hurt them) she lets him off.

#sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #young derek hale #alive hale pack #derek x stiles #Laura is a conspiracy theorist about stiles crimes #the sheriff had originally put her onto watching stiles when she first joined the force as a fun hazing #he did not expect her to get so stressed or stubborn about it #Laura hale #because like realistically a werewolf pack that is held in high regard and is trying to hide their secret would not like a delinquent #talia hale #peter hale #mamas boy derek hale #and delinquent bad boy stiles stiles Stilinski #as god intended #stiles is also a mamas boy but his mom was the one who taught him how to hot wire a car #so do with that what you will

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limmysky · 4 months

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EJ been done with Jeff basically

#digital art #drawing #creepypasta art #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #jeff the killer fanart #jeff the killer #eyeless jack #eyeless jack fanart #i was a creepypasta kid what did you expected #ej is done #Jeff likes hello kitty #Jeff bully kids

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tomcriuse · 3 months

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Criminal Minds 1.19 'Machismo'

#ok 3 things. 1 why are his hands so massive. I mean genuinely God that is unnecessary. how do u expect people not to sin and then do that #2. why did he say 'what like you could do bettah' and like. there was ZERO joking inflection in his voice #he just randomly was like yeah i'll work in an accent here #3. the change from the lighthearted face to the :| is KILLING me #*mine #criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #cmedit #aaron hotchner #thomas gibson #tvedit #userstream #tvandfilm

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gay-otlc · 2 years

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Actually I think we should talk about how incredibly fucked up it is for sapphic women to say shit like "I'm no better than a straight man 😔" when attracted to a woman in a way that isn't 100% pure and wholesome, or act like men's attraction to women is inherently dirty, predatory, or objectifying.

#like i mostly get impacted from this as a straight trans man #and the way people- even my friends- have acted like my attraction to women is now morally worse since i came out as trans #but this also affects like. bi/mspec men? it's shitty to shame them for their attraction to women!#and even cishet men. acting like objectification or predatory behavior is just inherent to male attraction to women #let's shitty men off the hook because 'they can't help it' or whatever #or victim blames anyone abused by a cishet man because 'what did you expect from being in a relationship with him'#yeah so like. sapphics stop saying this challenge #transhet #anti-transmasculinity #again i'm tagging because that's my personal experience with that sentiment but it has a ton of other issues too #antimasculism

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muirmarie · 23 days

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jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!

#james t kirk #star trek #star trek tos #st:tos #it's me and i against the tide of ppl shrinking bones lmaooo. which is fine obviously whatever makes ppl happy - go forth & shrink the doc!#but jim canonically being the shortest.......i love it so much.......he absolutely lowkey has a chip on his shoulder about it.......#he is SO beefy and strong and can haul both his boyfriends around!!!! but it doesn't change the fact that he's shorter <33333333 #it's only like an inch difference between him and bones but jim hates it!!! and also pretends he doesn't hate it <3333 #jim kirk my beloved!!!!!!!!!!!#there's some casual comment made about it and then *six hours* later jim is like 'AND FOR THE RECORD I AM *BARELY* SHORTER THAN YOU'#and bones is just '............what? where is this coming from???? and jim's like 'THAT REMARK THE PRIESTESS MADE SIX HOURS AGO'#and bones is just '..........when we're no longer in the middle of a firefight we should probably talk about this and why you're so upset'#'in the meantime though can we please get out of this firefight because i don't wanna die'#spock; SUPER helpfully: and as the doctor is taller than you captain he does make a more visible target #bones; scrubbing his hand across his face: SPOCK YOU'RE NOT HELPING #spock: .....i did not realize you expected me to #mcspirk

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jay-wasstuff · 1 year

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Miguel when a literal 15 year old wanted his dad to live

#no because what did he expect of Miles??? 😭#man said “how dare you still want your father present in your life!? like u had him for 15 get over it u selfish bitch”#across the spiderverse #spiderverse #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderman across the spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara #across the spider verse spoilers #spiderman atsv #atsv spoilers #atsv #oscar issac #into the spiderverse #into the spider verse

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stil-lindigo · 3 months

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a non-comprehensive guide to my favourite characters in claymore, the best manga you've never read (more under the cut)

don't know what I'm talking about? here's a crashcourse.

#disclaimer: 60% of the added detail is under the cut is my own personal headcanon but im also just correct #anyway #blatantly copying my best friend's template for when they did it for their favourite niche media #its so fun to make art for stuff not that many people know about. im free from the shackles of expecting an audience #this is just for me #also. one of these things is not like the other. hi dauf #“why didnt you draw rigardo too” because i just dont find him that interesting :/ sorry dude #killer performance at pieta! still the most underwhelming member of the first generation #hm....what else #im surprised at how claymore never experienced a resurgence in popularity. in a perfect world this shit does numbers on sapphic tumblr #but oh well #its been 10 years but im still here #i will singlehandedly bring about the claymore renaissance if i have to #okay time for general tags >#claymore #norihiro yagi #manga #teresa of the faint smile #clare claymore #irene claymore #quicksword irene #miria claymore #phantom miria #helen claymore #deneve claymore #ophelia claymore #rippling ophelia #jean claymore #drillsword jean #god eye galatea

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lazylittledragon · 2 months

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ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:

i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???

#ramble #sorry i'm currently in a phase of 'of course this happened' and 'oh i deserve this because i didn't give him what he wanted'#like he knew i was grey ace since the start. and he let it go on for SO long after i said i might be vaguely aro as well #if that's a dealbreaker for you bc of your love language then FINE but NIP IT IN THE BUD #he said he put it off because he didn't want to hurt my feelings but it only hurt me MORE #like you're an adult. grow the fuck up and communicate like one #holding your negative feelings in hoping somebody notices you're hiding them is what TEENAGERS do #and also i told him VERBATIM: i didn't think anyone would ever love me because i'm not comfortable with xyz. and he just confirmed that #idk i still feel like i'm being selfish because how could i expect someone to be in a relationship with me when i can't give them anything #also tmi but it's not like we did NOTHING. we still held hands/cuddled/were close. he just didn't have his tongue down my throat anymore #so obviously i'm assuming by 'missing affection' he just meant sex and as an ace person that just fucking sucks #also oh my god i HATED how much he would imply we were going to have sex. i would have to keep SAYING 'i don't like doing this'#he always spoke like it was inevitably going to happen and it didn't click how GROSS i felt about it until recently #also ALSO not to go there but i never told him WHY i struggle with it (it's sensory issues)#and like. what if something had happened to me that made it hard for me and i just wasn't ready to tell him. and then he did this #again sorry to overshare this is still just a lot for me and i have no idea if i'm being unreasonable #if you're ace and in a relationship please let me know bc i'm starting to think it'll end this way every single time

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month

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Why are you running?

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #jin zixuan #The ship between Jin Zixuan and Jiang Yanli is yuri. To me.#That whole tearful public confession? The way he immediately runs off? Yuriful.#Everyone going 'oh my god what' and 'hey why are you running off???' makes this chaotic scene even funnier.#He's going to just hide behind a tree a few meters away. They can still see his little hat poking out as he cries.#If I was JYL I would have started biting someone.#What do you *mean* the guy you once had feelings for but treated you poorly now says he likes you? What do you do with that information?#Is it character development? Is it worth letting your heart open up again? Is it a mistake to be vulnerable like that?#Not enough credit is given to the internal torment of shijie.#It really does feel like your world is spinning around when someone you did not expect to confess *does*.#This guy has a LOT to make up for though. I wouldn't take him back but I'm also too rational for my own good at times.

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spuffybot · 4 months

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It will never not be super ridiculous that Buffy had to single-handedly protect the world from demons, raise her teenage sister, manage a household, and work a full time job, all at the age of 22 and everyone around her is like “god Buffy just grow up and deal with it, stop acting like it’s hard.”

#Giles leaving will never make sense #what 22 year old can be expected to juggle all that without support #and someone explain why Willow and Tara didn’t pay rent cause I have questions #she really got no sympathy from anyone they all acted like she was this sad pathetic loser who couldn’t handle being a grown up #but also can you give me any better representation of the reality of your early 20s than that #this show really did the thing #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #buffy #buffy summers

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princessbellecerise · 3 months

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alicent raising her sons to be misogynists and then being shocked when they don’t listen to her will never not be funny lololol. in westeros a woman is only as powerful as her husband and alicent’s clock ran out the moment viserys died

#house of the dragon #hotd #alicent hightower #aemond targaryen #aegon targaryen #like girl what did you expect no one wins in a patriarchal society

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galigay · 1 year

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BABE WAKE UP A NEW TUMBLR SEXYMAN JUST DROPPED !!

(i really hope you all understand my vision)

#into the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv spoilers #the spot #look i don't know how many of you have pointed this out #but honestly what did they expected to happen to my brain after all the holes jokes #like for real #tumblr sexyman #spiderverse

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