#like whew

[the-toulouser]

can’t deal with barry keoghan terrorizing my feeds with new shit EVERY SINGLE DAY. like rolling out of bed to see his bare ass cheeks first thing… babe, they’ve been SEEN (not complaining but man i can’t fuckin BREATHE)

[slvttyplum]

more….. more pussy eater!geto please…. i beg…..

lord i posted like three already LOL! eat up and then come back to me 😩

[meaningtotellyou]

also at its core it’s embarrassing to be like “yes i’ll marry you” for years just to have them turn around and not want to marry you ever

[iwanthermidnightz]

are we not gonna talk about the implications of this?

[hangkennyy]

WHEWWWW

@jazzy-tzw @thesamoanqueen @thewarlordsworld

[seventhdiscipleworldwide]

Katt Williams Be Like :

[pinayelf]

thinking about how Ge*rge O'H*ra was racist towards xina despite the fact that he has mixed race sons and I could literally go on a miles long tangent how his abuse of conchata is also his racism and just the whole ordeal of it all proves that he's literally a waste of air

[halalgirlmeg]

Anthony's monologue where he says 'you are the bane of my existence and the objects of all my desires...night and day I dream of you'

[plumeriacosmos]

Lololol what if Paimon is actually Nibelung lmao

[bibleofficial]

im soo fucking high for 11am & im living for myself

[professorllayton]

just fully felt actual relief that an episode of house was over

[lcincs]

cueing 𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐀 to begin the track, once the familiar bass sounded on the speakers, the blonde femme began her freestyle. on top of the hood of the car, 𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐀 was on all fours as she sat with her ass arched highly in the air. her cheeks followed the the groove, alternating as she popped them for all to see. a cute smirk was on her face as she skimmed those in the audience, trying to figure out just who she wanted to join her. following the pace at which ciara's vocal went, she pumped herself up and down as she moved across the small stage she currently adorned. pulling her feet beneath her, she gracefully brought her feet to the surface she was on, remaining in a squat as she faced the windshield. with her arms above her head, she held her hands together briefly as she bounced her heavy backside up and down, snapping her fingers to the beat as one limb came down. the woman pressed her hand to the glass before glancing over her shoulder, sending a wink before standing to her feet.

her acrylic nail was direct as she pointed to the familiar male not too far away, beckoning for 𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐀𝐃 to step forward. using his shoulder for balance, she dismounted the vehicle, she grinned deviously as her hand cradled the back of his neck. staring up at him through her lashes, she pushed herself forward to bounce on her toes, her lower back caving in slightly as she went to bounce her ass at a consistent pace. running her palm down the front of his exposed chest, she pushed some space between them as she kept her cheeks shaking, looking between her spread legs at the audience. loving that all eyes were on her, she let her hand travel between her legs as her the corner of her lip was between her teeth as the song transitioned into ludacris's verse. 𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐀 brought both of her hands down to the ground as she allowed her hips to draw in circles, favoring her right side in this position. with her hands planted firmly, she kept her legs spread as she held a split in the air before slamming her lower half to the ground repeatedly, feeling as her cheeks went up and down.

bringing her legs together, she rose to her feet once again, grabbing the male's hand before directing him to the hood of the car. once he was stretched out across the surface, she easily straddled his lap, her hands using his chest for support as she began twerking once again, gaining her power from her knees as she bobbed up and down. swiping her tongue across her glossy upper lip, her hand ran through her curly mane before she swung it to the side, pushing herself up completely. swiveling off the male, she crawled up to the hood, nodding towards 𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 who was nearby with a hose. once the water hit her skin, her knees slid back and forth as she let her hands travel around her body, making sure to draw attention to her voluptuous curves. as the song began to end, she brought her feet up to plant herself upright. on her toes, she continued to dip up and down as her cheeks continued. pushing herself to her full height, her left leg raised up as she grabbed her calf, bouncing that cheek to the rhythm. once the song faded out, the beauty released a deep breath before wiping the excess water from her face. ' aight now, i had to leave y'all wantin' more. so make sure to come see me if you want the real deal. ' 

[meaningtotellyou]

can we talk about the morning after a haircut when you gotta look at yourself again

[androgynouscollectivekingdom]

[manforsale]

when the right side of your chest starts hurting and you’re like shit what sides my heart on again