#like winning his heart in 0.2 seconds

[jin-zixun]

hmm gotta say cql kinda lends itself to an interpretation where Jin Zixun decides to humiliate the Lans because they showed up to bully Su She when *he* was trying to bully Su She! like now he's looking at/thinking about those damn Lans when he should be looking at/thinking about me, i was bullying him first!

I mean he doesn't look happy (he never looks happy)

[kararisa]

darling, starling ✧

pairing: scaramouche x gn!reader

genre: social media au, modern/celebrity au, friends to lovers, fake dating

summary: being the world-famous singer-songwriter "zenith", the limelight has been on you ever since the start of your career. however, the media becomes relentless when leaks of music you never meant to release begin to circulate. your friend scaramouche, meanwhile, seems to have gotten stuck while writing his second book. with a deadline fast approaching, he comes to you with a deal: act as if you're dating him so he can gather reference material and, in turn, he'll help keep the press' eyes off of your leaks until you release your next album. a win-win in your book, so why not help a friend out?

side ships: venti x xiao; thoma x ayato

warnings: swearing, crack, slight angst (?), alcohol consumption, yn wears makeup sometimes, depictions of online hate; specific chapter warnings will be listed at the beginning of each chapter — will be updated as the series continues

status: ongoing

author's notes:

did some minor reworking so if you've seen this for the second time, you're not hallucinating dw

yes this is my second smau. yes I still don't know what I'm doing haha. timestamps don't matter unless I say they do

apologies in advance if i miss any grammar mistakes, english isn't my first language ^^

written chapters are marked with (★)

pre-concert party !!

0.1 - lost hearts • 0.2 - welcome back, shithead

profiles:

clown central™ ([name]'s friends)

the waffle house (scara's friends)

1st verse — for future reference || playlist

1 - is this real? • 2 - enjoying yourself: a guide

3 - bitchless since birth • 4 - attention

5 - unwritten rules (★) • 6 - we're doing couple things

7 - safe with my indifference • 8 - when's the wedding

9 - iridescence (★) • 10 - worst date ever

11 - then beg • 12 - a little bit scandalous (★)

13 - not too late • 14 - only here for you

15 - i can fight • 16 - wine-stained lips (★)

2nd verse — where words fail, music speaks || playlist

17 - it's so joever • 18 - famefucker

19 - i miss my parents • 20 - none of your business

21 - child of divorce • 22 - don't text and drive

23 - neon escape (★) • 24 - this can't be real

tba

3rd verse — hate to be lame || playlist

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encore !!

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[formulapookie]

A bit of Beznaia with some 57 maybe? Because they are emotionally stupid.

57 accidental hand holding

The smell of the dirt track is home to Bez, feels like that safe soace you can refuge yourself into while everything else in the world is going wrong.

That, and Pecco's laughter.

It's calming, familiar, secure. He could get lost in the sound of Pecco laughing, could get lost in the way he tips his head back slightly when he laughs.

God how stupidly in love he is with that boy. And how equally stupidly he thinks he can have something with him.

Even if, and that's not the case, even if Pecco liked guys, he wouldn't be on his to-go list, Pecco is beautiful and he is...him.

So he's happy with closeness, hugs, sleeping on each other's shoulders, riding, eating and chatting together, drinking and dancing at clubs never too far, to not loose sight of eachother.

And he swears, sometimes, the light hitting Pecco's eyes makes them look like pools of honey he gets stuck in, like a fly.

The sound of engines starting has Bez snap out from the trance he went into, they're both in Cele's garage, the youngest had just taken pole the day before and he was sure he could battle for a win, again.

They start, and Cele makes a damn good start, after three laps he's still in front, Ogura and Arbolino 0.5 behind, battling between themeselves.

Ten laps in, Cele is now second, 0.2 behind a cannibal Aldeguer who seems like he slips away from Cele's range of attack every turn in.

Bez is anxious, biting at his nails, Pecco is next to him he's...he's very close. Bez looks down at where their bodies come into contact, and it's not the usual hip-against-hip situation they end up into, no.

His and Pecco's hands are tangled together, Pecco's thumb stroking the back of it, slowly, drawing small circles on it.

He's so lost in actually understanding he's holding hands with Pecco he misses Cele overtaking Aldeguer, gaining the lead in the last sector of the race, he looks up and sees Cele cutting the line in first position, Aldeguer dangerously close, but still behind, Pecco has raised both his hands in exultation, bringing up Bez's as well, still intertwined together.

Bez can't look away from their hands, not now, not when his heart is racing at 300km/h like if he's on his bike, Pecco pulls him in for a hug, ultimately letting go of his hand, which feels hote like lava to Bez right now.

He melts in the hug, happy for Cele, happy for himself. And meanwhile Pecco is freaking out, he had just held Bez's hand unconciously, to comfprt him, had he found that strange? offputting? did he even notice?

more beznaia because I am getting fonder of them, I'm working on the other asks too I swear, I just have the mental capacity for Beznaia rn

ASK GAME

[spider-man-2o99]

made a tumblr just because i liked ur fics and i was like omg i can get even MORE content???.,,, ur characterization of miguel is so so dear to me<33 hes literally everything i imagined him to be when i started the comics

AAAAAAAA,,, that's very sweet of you to say; i'm flattered to hear it!!!!!! 💞💞 miguel's an important character to me-- even if SM2099 wasn't my (jokingly referred-to as) Autistically-Decreed Favorite Thing™, it's still a comic book that's very near and dear to my heart, and it has been for a long time..,., i put a lot of raw Passion into my writing (perhaps maybe even moreso than any of my other Creative Hobbies..? idk. i'm not good at measuring abstract concepts--), but. anyways.

writing Mig is FUN!!! he's clever as a cat-o'-nine, but at the same time he also misses social cues like it's a full-time job (Relatable); outwardly as miguel he's a wise-ass, but he Rarely Speaks as spider-man, unless he's surprised, or Winning, or scared, and ALWAYS he's Thinking there is Always Something going on in his mind at mach speeds All The Time. he does not have spider-sense but he also just. straight-up Does Not Need It because he's competent enough to win fights w/o it...

he's my right hand arm. man. just some weird funny tragic soap opera clown of a man with “guy who SEEMS Normal at first but then you spend like 0.2 seconds around him and u swiftly begin to realize that smthn abt this man is Deeply unwell” vibes. god. if he went to therapy he'd be unstoppable.

[lgcjino]

RE: AND THE “BEST SHOULDER GANGSTER” GOES TO … — as a new faces winning awardee who is probably talking too much and thanking 1 too many people and is 0.2 seconds from receiving the boot

the one thing jino is ... is humble, or so he'd like to believe.

because the way he strides up to the podium, all smiles — a walking disaster of debonair and tom ford cologne that seunghyun had gifted him — practically beaming in self-assurance and charisma, would say otherwise. the following bouts of applause and laughter only cement the idea that he … in no other words, is as shameless as he pretends not to be. a hand waved up as he picks up the award and gives it a once over, clicking his tongue as he brushes away an unshed tear.

“wow — it’d be a lie if i said i wasn’t hoping for this award.” he smiles, finally turning to the crowd — adjusting the award to show it in the same frame as his face as he pointedly beams towards the camera; smiling even brighter, if that was even possible. “first and foremost, i’d like to thank my parents. without them, i wouldn’t have the shoulders necessary to receive such a prestigious award. but as that is the case — i should also thank my grandpa because that’s where i originally got my shoulders from, look 할아버지! i won an award and it’s all thanks to you and your swimmer shoulders! i’d also like to thank my grandma for marrying my grandpa and then having my mom because then i was able to be born. it’s all thanks to you guys, i wouldn’t be here — with these strong shoulders, truly … it’s because of you, i am here at the new faces awards showing off my talents.” he raises an arm, flexing beneath the bulk of his suit and laughing when he feels the restraint. “ah, if i knew i was going to receive such an award i probably wouldn’t have worn such a form-fitting tux.”

“really, i had so much fun on new faces — spending time with my peers, with many actors and actresses who i’ve previously only seen on screen or quickly in the halls; with friends that i haven’t gotten to see in a while. getting to know everyone has been fun. and through our hard work, we were able to create an enjoyable atmosphere where our bellies were full of maybe a little too much bitter tea and our cheeks hurt from laughing too much. oh right, you thought i forgot to mention you, huh? jiah 누나, look i won my first award! you’ll buy me meat, now right?”

“and i can’t finish off my thanks without thanking the one who really helped me really bring my shoulders to light this week — seona-씨, i know it was rough there and i was probably biting off more than i could chew but i want to thank you for trusting me and my ridiculous ideas; for trusting that i would catch any and all your falls — it’s what these shoulders are for. remember, whether it’s flying or falling with style, i’m here for you! thank you again.” he says, hand to his heart — knowing he probably had a tenfold of embarrassment to pay for what he had put seona through. 

he laughs off the last of his speech, “thank you so much for this award and for the many memories we made these past few days. they are truly unforgettable and will remain in my heart forever now, thank you.” stepping to the side, the boisterous and high-energy fades as he bow deeply, feeling his smile breaking even fast once he straightens and regards the crowd one last time with a wink before departing; fisting his award in the air as he departs the stairs, overjoyed, practically skipping to his seat to show his tablemates — as if they hadn't just been subjected to his tirade of a speech.

sure, it was just some silly award for a variety show — but jino already had an idea of just where he was going to show off such an award, in all its glory: right next to his first son, moo’s fish bowl.

[thedragonchilde]

G Gundam meta notes part four, eps 25-29:

"All Fighters Gathered! The Final Battles Begin"

-the Shuffle Alliance being so shrouded in mystery is interesting given that EVERYONE IN UNIVERSE SEEMS TO KNOW THEM or at least that the crests mark top fighters

-blah blah clip show episode mostly but HELLO FUUNSAIKI

-S U P E R  A S I A 

-just in case we forgot this is actually a crapsack world, we get "yeah you can target the cockpit now, yes I know exactly what will happen :)"

-and "unlimited repairs (if you can afford it lol)"

-hold on, is Chibodee left-handed? Or is he just saluting with the left because it feels less Nazi-esque that way? (If this was obvious in his earlier episodes, forgive me; I've never been great with my left and right, especially when I have to flip them. It just sticks out here because he's saluting differently from everyone else.)

"A New Weapon! Erupting God Finger"

-Wong talking with his mouth full is great

-I love that Domon seems to be allergic to hotels

-”no one here has any clue how powerful my Burning Gundam is” INCLUDING YOU, DOMON

-WHY IS MARCELOT THIRTEEN FUCKING FEET TALL

-✴️ wander bug ✴️

-Argo's thumbs up is a thing of beauty

-I wanna know what happened to Hoy and Ming's parents

-ah, the suit-up is much easier in this gundam

-huh, Marcelot took that loss in stride

"Hang on Domon! Triumph of the Restored Faith"

-i love Domon with children

-and Rain referring to said kids as Domon's friends, interesting

-and Domon both believing kids are working with Chandra and being disturbed to distraction over it

-okay this is bizarro-land racist. Is he supposed to be part snake?

-although between him and the last guy, I wonder if it's supposed to imply that some of the colonies have been doing genetic engineering to create super-fighters. It wouldn't be the weirdest or shadiest thing going on in this universe

-Hoy is clearly markedly younger than the rest of the friend group 

-”Mister East”

"Domon Targeted! The Assassin's Staff"

-the announcer swooning over Schwarz

-Hoy, kiddo, there's a pest here and it's the one who kicked a guy in the shin 0.2 seconds after meeting him

-love that, knowing he's dealing with an assassin, Chibodee 1) brings it up real casual with the target, and 2) is ready to BEAT UP SAID ASSASSIN

-”if I can sneak up to him” he says, and then yells

-that was a noble attempt to save him, Chibodee

-Chibs did his research on Kyral, I see

-Neo Nepal is fucked up, but then with some of these countries what else is new

-Sai as training partner is great

-Chibodee, why would you rush in and try to hit this guy? Also, why are you still hanging around there anyway?

-after all these wins by default, you'd think someone would investigate

-that double phallic sword faceoff just screams "I see your schwartz is as big as mine, now let's see how well you use it"

-”then I will SLASH you!”

-I wonder if there's something to be said about ableism in the Gundam Fight - like, clearly Kyral can fight while blind, so they didn't have to toss him aside

-Schwarz’s Moon Tiara saves the day again

-cultural relativism? Chibodee seems hung up on Kyral’s crimes being unforgivable, while Domon and Sai are like “he's moving forward and doing better, good for him”

"Running Away! Sai Saici In Love"

-I guess Neo Denmark is low on money, to not be able to repair the Gundam

-Sai trying to sound cool and mysterious is hysterical

-I wouldn't mind Sai’s canon height so much if Cecile wasn't shorter than him. A teenage girl markedly under 4’4”? With no indication that they're meant to be little people? Even for anime, that's a stretch

-though I wonder if she dresses the way she does to signal that she is, in fact, older than she looks

-Cecile is so frickin noble and good-hearted

-Hans has very twink-or-lesbian vibes

-”elderly men?” Cecile probably assuming a gay couple adopted Sai. Though I guess we don't know what's up with Zuisen and Keiun anyway?

-Domon doesn't know a date when he sees one, or at least that you don't interrupt one

-brb going hyper mode just to trip some guys

-unison speaking is one thing, but synchronized crying is something else

-I wonder what Hans does in the off season

[genderandanger]

Hi I think that Cheadle n Paristons fight for power in the elections arc is a foil to killua n illumis one

Like Ging tells Cheadle that she is a goody two shoes that follow the rules n a nerd so she can never win against Pariston who *doesnt try to win nor lose*

Like that also works for the brothers but

Killua spends the entire arc BREAKING the rules like he didnt follow even one of the Zoldycks

Illumi on another hand kept on following em, then learned to use the rules to his OWN ADVANTAGE and is the one who didnt try to win nor lose,since he had more power.

Like killua would "win" but still gets scared of his bro n almost made nanika disappear forever, while illuminaty was cosy and great cus he doesn't care, he'll get him next time ect ect.

...

So Killua follows a rule of the hunter association at the end and Cheadle breaks her character for a sec and Illumi doesnt which balloons to follow and pariston isn't smiling for 0.2 seconds and u think : haha they got them

But JOKES ON U they didnt try to win nor lose they were just chilling when will u learn

They had the the upper hand all along FUCK U

And yeah neither Cheadle (new chairman) nor killua (allowed to keep alluka) won at the end cus the shits "allowed them to" (illumis "oh killu can control Alluka then >:))" vs pariston "ill play with u seriously if u make this boring also dont cry 5000 ants remember")

Killua and Cheadle didnt break the pattern cus following/unfollowing rules wouldn't change anything

Aka they didnt do any smart cool tricks although unlike yllmi and Pariston both of their hearts r in the right place

Let them have a matching character development arc pls

[loveoversense]

Okay round up time for my previous predictions and what we'll be seeing next season (manifesting guys, I'm manifesting so hard!) as always, spoilers for the entirety of season 1 of Vampire Academy, as well as all six books below the cut!

Okay so things I got right!

Tatiana becoming queen: definitely didn't expect the old queen to die, or that she was some great evil mastermind, or the twist with Lissa being suspected of murder, but I got a small part of it right and I'll take that win lol. That being said, definitely didn't see André's plottwist coming, not that he was alive and especially not that he'd reunite with Lissa only to become Strigoi chow approx. 0.2 seconds later. (Daniella and Sisi' 's acting though, heart-rending, so good!)

Victor's descent into 'evil' I also got right, and his motivations as to why he resorted to kidnapping Lissa. As stated before I like that they gave him an actual arc here instead of just revealing him as the wizard behind the curtain.

I kinda got the thing right with the running away. I didn't expect there to be like a twice over running away, but I do like how they resolved this and got us back basically to where we kinda began book 1,but with much higher stakes and more established roles for the other characters.

I didn't expect Romitri to be in such a place of admittance with each other, but I do love how they set it up with Dimitri becoming their inside man, probably with Meredith, Mason and Eddie and Dean helping out/interacting. Maybe to keep Rose and Lissa safe Dimitri has to honeypot this and because he and Rose aren't officially together this causes more ~tension~ between them? The potential is endless and I'm here for it.

Another new prediction: Andre will be the Strigoi to awaken Dimitri. Maybe Andre tries in an earlier spirit staking event or just in the power struggle at the Strigoi compound? Because I can't imagine them not doing Strigoi Dimitri at all.

Most of my other predictions went out tge door with the Finale but honestly so okay with that because I was a bit doubtful after 8 & 9 whether there would be a solid ending to this season and IMO they definitely delivered!

I have some lore Meta coming up and fic I want to write as well so definitely not done yet with this!

[seungstarss]

𝐁𝐄𝐓≛ 0.2 crazy cat lovers

ᜊ yn. a third year literature major at hybe university. she doesn't have many friends due to them thinking she's "anti-social." yn has an interest in fashion and enjoys making her own clothing. (wants to switch majors)

ᜊ reiko. a third year fashion major at hybe university. she has a really outgoing/tomboy personality which always makes yn feel at ease.

ᜊ luna. a third year literature major at hybe university. she met reiko, yn and taehyun at their orientation. she's also roommates with reiko and yn.

ᜊ taehyun. a tired third year literature major at hybe university. he honestly doesn't know why he's even studying literature, but he likes his friends so that's enough. often gets gets approached by casting managers.

ᜊ huening kai. a second year literature major at hybe university. he met yn at his orientation (he was struggling and she assisted him) and have been close ever since. you can always find him with taehyun.

ᜊ sir- are you there. yn's private account/spam.

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[dinapaulson]

Jamie Lee Curtis As An Administrative Psychopath / Kindhearted Queer A.I? Yes, Please.

Image from the Instagram of Daniel Kwan, Co-Writer and Co-Director, Everything Everywhere All At Once

A crazed auditor winning awards for said auditing, who regularly downs dubious-looking calcium drinks. A psychopath with an expertise in wrenching out common office supplies and turning them into deadly weapons in 0.2 seconds. A partner to Evelyn Wang (Michelle Yeoh) in a lifetime, with sweetness in her face and hot dogs as fingers. Also kind-hearted, when she, as the auditor, taps into benevolence, giving Evelyn and her family another chance at extricating themselves from debt.

This is Deirdre Beaubeirdre (Jamie Lee Curtis) and she exists, well, because she does. The question for all of the characters in Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) is where they exist; each moment in their lives, as Waymond Wang (Ke Huy Quan) tells Evelyn, his wife, determines the direction of their next moment, and so on. While Evelyn discovers the shocks and delights of dereistic living, and ramifications of these versified moments, vis-a-vis a form of AR that doesn’t quite look like anything we have created yet, Deirdre is introduced as a character who has been living in this variegated state for some time. Multimodality is how she canters through living.

The film, firmedly Sci-Fi, also a family drama, and ultimately, an individual existential crisis story, centralizes on concepts of personhood in a continuous loop of what-if scenarios. Sure, films have done this before (Sliding Doors made a small, albeit significant, cultural splash in the 90s) and, by creative extension, there are films that delve into multiple worlds creepily and seamlessly (Jordan Peele is a master, ahem, Get Out, Us), but Everything Everywhere All At Once does something different by combining a searing mother-daughter pathos with the extraordinary — truly, extra ordinary — world of re-making world that magnifies the shifting priorities that come when we shuffle around our cognizant leanings into life.

Evelyn, for all of her adaptations, remains basically the same persona throughout the film, which appears to be one of its lessons: even through cataclysmic anachronisms, one pretty much is who one is. Then, the film throws a wrench in this theory, because Deirdre is a complete shape-shifter in her elemental realities. We see her lovingly at home with Evelyn, embracing, evocative of the picture perfect domesticity of Revolutionary Road. We experience Deirdre with flowing contempt and abject boredom, an image of authentic The Office caricature, as she first meets with Evelyn and Waymond. There is also Deirdre who seems to want Evelyn dead, so another theory creeps up. The same way it is possible that our past experiences can fortify us in facing current ones, are any of our sour grape moments just so damn sour that they lurk beneath the surface, waiting for their memoir to be triggered?

With all the deserved kudos for Yeoh, who is phenomenal and anchors the film in her worried, spastic, time journeying as Evelyn, Curtis’s role as Deirdre stands out due to its plethoric switch in body temperature, and her precision in each of these states. She embodies the wily, unhinged, maximalist potentials of AI, integrated into life scene-shifting so fully that the metaverse seems like a baby step compared to what — and who — Deirdre lives through. Even suggesting the film’s conceptual mise-en-scène could be a multiverse is short-changed. What Deirdre shows us in Everything Everywhere All At Once are the emotional potentials of physically reinstantiating ourselves to wreck an unimaginable havoc and support an equally unimaginable healing.

original publication at Cine Suffragette here

[kingdomoftyto]

guardians of ga'hoole

I looked away for an hour and got FOUR ASKS in response to that post lmao hang on lemme think...

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) - Gylfie, my darling little genius tomboy ball of feathers and determination. I think about her winning the burping contest all the time.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) - Soren. I love when he gets to be in Leader Mode but deep down we know he's really just a Sensitive Boy who deserves hugs and soft preens. I need to finish/restart my re-read to be sure but I think Coryn had a similar vibe. Please just let my sweet adorable traumatized boys rest.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) - I think Digger qualifies. He's got so much heart and his philosophical perspective on the world gets overshadowed a lot by his more practical abilities as a Burrowing Owl (or by him inexplicably being a total clown in the case of the movie lmao); alternatively, Lutta from the Legends trilogy because SHE DESERVED BETTER.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) - Ruby the Short-eared Owl my beloved

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) - gosh I'm sure there was someone in one of the later books that was just a total little shit or a love-to-hate-em villain or something but I'm coming up blank right now sorry

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) - early-series Otulissa, purely for being such an insufferable ass? lmfao

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) - Again I'd have to finish my re-read bc I'm sure there's someone Particularly Evil that I'd like to yeet straight to Hagsmire, but Nyra of course is always a safe bet, what with the torture and the abuse and the genocidal plots

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

What do you think what is Bellas relationship with Rosalie like post-BD, since Rosalie helped with the Renesmee-thing? You mentioned that Edward won't forget that she was not on his side, could you elaborate on that?

Weird, I imagine it's very weird.

Bella and Rosalie Post Breaking Dawn

Breaking Dawn brings Rosalie and Bella together as the world's most unlikely allies.

Bella values nothing that Rosalie values extremely highly (a mortal future, children, etc.) and spends 0.2 seconds considering Rosalie's opinion even after Rosalie opened her heart to her.

Bella, in turn, is convinced Rosalie hates her and feels incredibly insecure in her mere presence. Bella always feels bad about herself: Rosalie just by existing makes Bella feel worse.

Yet, due to the miracle that is the conception of Renesmee, these two were brought together by a goal they never thought possible.

And then... the rest of their lives happen.

So, here's the thing, for all that Bella does turn to Rosalie for help in Breaking Dawn, and that does mean a lot, we don't see her and Bella doing much bonding in Breaking Dawn. Granted, one third of that book is Jacob, but during that time while we see Rosalie actively involved in the pregnancy debacle we don't see her and Bella talking all that much or growing closer.

During the Bella portion of the book, after Renesmee's been born, we hardly see Bella and Rosalie talking at all. Ask Bella and Rosalie barely even exists. "Oh, her? She's around somewhere."

In other words: Rosalie and Bella had this opportunity for friendship, or at least to grow closer to one another, and neither takes advantage of it. There's just no interest on either side of the equation.

Renesmee and Renesmee alone is what holds these two together.

And it works out. Bella prances in the woods and plays house in a cabin with Edward and Rosalie actually interacts with Renesmee. Everybody wins!

But You Asked About Their Relationship

I imagine much of the bitterness, jealousy, resentment, and insecurity is lost.

Rosalie distracts herself with Renesmee and Bella's also just too damn weird to be envious of. For one, she's no longer human, and as much as Rosalie resents the choices Bella had the opportunity to make it's all moot point now. For another, Bella's left the planet.

Bella was weird before, now she prances through the woods in Chanel before eating deer. How do you even process someone like that? She's just yet another one of Rosalie's weird sisters, joining the club with Alice.

On Bella's end, right now, she has everything she ever wanted. She's someone new, someone better, someone beautiful. She has a beautiful husband, a beautiful daughter, a beautiful, wealthy, family. Everything's perfect.

Rosalie, in her own way, is included in this perfection.

But to have any actual relationship with or thoughts about Rosalie? That would require returning to Earth from Planet Vampire Bella. That's not happening any time soon and when it does... Well... Bella will have other things to worry about.

Edward Won't Forget

Edward holds long and bitter grudges and when he decides you're his enemy his ire and vivid imagination turn against you.

Case in point, in the van argument, with no real context for it, Edward reminds the entire family that Rosalie murdered her rapists in cold blood.

This is when, yes, Edward despises Rosalie but he also considers her family.

But look what happens with the Volturi.

It's not until they cross him, deny what he wants, that they become his enemy. And then they become the most corrupt, despicable, men to ever grace this planet.

Yes, Rosalie ensured the life of the daughter Edward then didn't know he wanted. However, in doing so she actively endangered Bella's life, thwarted any attempt to keep Bella human and abort the child. Sure, Edward's glad Renesmee's around now, but that fanon theory that Bella was desperately hoping Bella would die on the operating table so she could baby snatch? Oh, I'm sure Edward believes it 100% and then some. He's just waiting for the day Rosalie murders Bella in the woods and kidnaps his daughter.

And he's going to accuse her as much sooner or later, he's just waiting for his moment.

As much as Edward hated Rosalie before, I Imagine, after that stunt she ranks even below Jasper. Which is a very low point on the Edward scale of affection.

[wondersofdreaming]

Show Night

Characters: Henry Cavill x female reader

Word count: 1.446

Warnings: Pure fluff. Competitiveness. Blurting. Hidden relationship. A little teasing. Embarassment. 

Author’s note: This is a prequel to Game Night

Thank you @radaofrivia​ for your inspiration, motivation and for guiding me <3

Go read her stories here: Rada’s Masterlist

Divider by @firefly-graphics​

I do not own any characters in this short story, except the reader who is a figment of my imagination.

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“Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special treat for all of you. We have the entire Justice League here with us. Please give a warm welcome to Gal Gadot, Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Jason Momoa, Ray Fisher and Ezra Miller.”

The entire audience clapped. There were whistling, some were screaming at the top of their lungs. You were cheering just as loud. Watching your handsome boyfriend walk out and wave to everyone. A relaxed smile spread on his lips when his eyes landed on you.

You were at the Graham Norton show. Sitting on the front row. No one knew who you were except the man who owned your body, heart, and soul, and now also Graham Norton and his crew. The producers had wanted you to stay backstage, but you had been adamant on wanting to sit in the audience and watching the show live. They had relented in the end if you promised not to cause a ruckus, which you had sworn.

Graham starts asking questions about the Zack Snyder’s Justice League, and at some point the engagement ring for Amy Adams’ character ‘Lois Lane’ comes into the conversation.

“Did you in fact choose that ring yourself, Henry?” Graham asked and motioned to the monitor behind him, showing a closeup of the ring.

“I didn’t. I actually have no clue where it comes from,” Henry chuckled, his eyes searching for you. You could see he was a little nervous, as he was fiddling with the hem of his suit jacket. You put your hand on your chest and crossed your fingers.

It was your secret sign for him. A sign of your devotion to him, as you had promised to always be there for him. The idea came to you while watching your favourite anime show ‘Fairy Tail’.

“If you ever become nervous or need a reminder, then look towards me or the camera if I am not there. I will you show you this sign,” you had crossed your fingers over your heart, “Even if you can’t see me, no matter how far away you may be, I will always be watching over you.”(1)

It had been a day where Henry had had a long day filled with interviews right at the beginning of your relationship. He hadn’t wanted to ask you to come, which was the reason why you hadn’t attended, thinking he wanted to work in peace. He proceeded to come home and went directly for your lap, falling asleep in 0.2 seconds, and you had asked him to bring you with him to work, as you, an author, could work anywhere.

“… I think it is about time he finds himself a girlfriend, a woman to spend his life with,” Jason’s voice pulled you out of your thoughts. You looked up to see Henry squirming more than before. His jaw was tense as he was forcing a laugh. You felt his pain and wished you could sit next to him and squeeze his hand in yours.

“I have a lot of single friends, Supes. Say the word and I’ll introduce you,” Jason smacked Henry’s thighs with the biggest grin on his bearded face. It may have sounded like a joke to the audience but Henry knew that Jason wasn’t teasing.

“I don’t think my girlfriend will like that you’re playing matchmaker, brother,” Henry smiled. All the actors’ faces fell, even Jason was gobsmacked as his jaw dropped to the floor.

Then Henry noticed what he had just said. His head turned towards you with a look of utter shock. He had just blurted out that he wasn’t single anymore, without having consulted you. Your heart was racing, your secret had been revealed. In some way, it felt like a heavy stone having been lifted from your shoulders.

You didn’t know whether to scold him for not asking you to make your relationship public or to laugh at the horror he was sporting on that handsome face of his. You opted for the second choice, the people around you followed suit and started laughing and cheering.

“Well, you heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen, Henry Cavill is officially off the market,” Graham announced to the camera. “Now, Henry, you have to tell us how you two met.”

“We… eh… met through mutual friends. They were having a game night, and we ended up being paired together for charades,” Henry smiled at the memory. Looking at you, making you fall even more in love with him. Jason and the others noticed where Henry was looking and started shouting for you to join the group.

“Oh yes, please she must join us for the next part of the fun,” Graham pleaded.

Ray and Ezra both stood and went to stand at the edge of the stage. Each man gallantly offered a hand, which you took and was led towards the sofa. Jason moved to make space for you and was wearing a big grin, his eyes shining with glee.

After the rounds of introduction and you told what your occupation was, Graham went to introduce the little quiz game he had conjured. You were each given a button that made a sound. Yours sounded like a pig snorting, while Henry’s was a howling wolf.

“So, the winner gets to take home whatever is underneath this piece of cloth,” Graham said after he had told you the rules. He motioned to the covered box next to him.

“Everyone ready?” he asked. All the actors and yourself said yes. Henry was leaning a little forward, to be ready to push his button.

“First question: Who are the original members of the Justice League?”

You pushed your button faster than anyone, while Henry pushed his so hard it nearly flew off the table.

“Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Batman, The Flash, Superman and Green Lantern,” you told Graham. (2)

“Go girly,” Gal cheered for you. She leaned forward and raised her hand for a high five, which you returned.

“Correct! Question number two: What is the Green Lantern oath?”

*Oink oink*

Again you were the fastest. Everyone watched as Henry let out an annoyed huff, but his face showed nothing but absolute happiness.

“In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight.

Let those who worship evil’s might Beware my power, Green Lantern’s light. (3)” You quoted.

You felt the other actors starring at you. Jason gave you a side hug and told you that Henry had found not only a beautiful woman but also an impressive one and that he was damn lucky to have you. You had smiled back and felt yourself being pulled back towards Henry’s side. He held a protective arm around you the remaining of the show.

“Seriously, Cavill. Don’t want to compete with your girl?” Jason asked teasingly.

“I’ll gladly just lean back and let her have her time in the light. Besides, I’m already winning because she’s with me,” Henry smiled proudly at you. You heard the entire audience all go ‘awwwwwwwww’, so did the actors and Jason went between you and Henry to hug both of you.

“Third question: In what year was the first Justice League comic book published?”

Again you were quick to push the button.

“Depending on whether you’re talking about the first time they appeared all together which was in The Brave and the Bold #28 (4) and published in 1959, while their very first own comic book series was published in late 1960.” (5)

Henry raised his eyebrows, clearly dazzled by your vast knowledge. 

“Correct again. Seems you know more about the Justice League than the Justice League itself,” Graham joked.

“I didn’t expect anything less from Superman’s girlfriend,” Ben said with an appreciative grin.

You felt Henry moving closer to you, hugging you tighter to his chest. It was the safest you had ever felt, and even though Henry hadn’t gotten one single point, he was still oozing happiness. Happy to have you by his side forever and ever.

“Here is what you’ve won,” Graham handed you the box and removed the cloth. Inside was Funko Pop figurines of every Justice League member.

After the show, you made sure that every single actor signed their respective figure, and you had pictures taken with them to remember the evening.

At home, you arranged the figures with how they look on the poster you had hung on the wall of your office.

“Another win for the team,” you said out loud. Henry walked in and hugged you from behind. He wrapped those big arms around your middle and whispered seductively in your ear:

“I’m the real winner here.”

1. This is a line from Fairy Tail episode 48 by Makarov Dreyar. I changed it a bit to fit the context.

2. Source https://ew.com/books/brief-history-of-the-justice-league-in-all-its-incarnations/ 

3. Source https://greenlantern.fandom.com/wiki/Lantern_Oaths_(Disambiguation) 

4. Source https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/The_Brave_and_the_Bold_Vol_1_28

5. Source https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Justice_League_of_America_Vol_1_1 

[meme-shua]

First Kiss With T1419

Requested✔

a/n: I'm very sorry that you had to wait so long, I really didn't think I would have so much to do. To be honest, I don't even know what to say, but thank you so much for supporting me.

~ Noa ~

Literally an angel on earth.

The first time you kissed, he froze.

You were just watching a movie.

And maybe you've seen this movie for the 10th time in a row.

And then the author's imagination disappears, however, as always.

You were bored watching it.

You decided that looking at him would be the best thing to do, at that moment.

So when his eyes left the screen and he looked at you.

It was awkward, but under all the emotions, at that moment, you reached out to each other.

It was a quick kiss.

After which you were silent for a few seconds.

But before you could get up, he pulled you back and kissed you again. ☺

~ Sian ~

shy.shy.shy.

I'll tell you what, he'd really like to kiss you, but he's too shy about it, so he'd be happy if you took the initiative.

You might have just been sitting on the floor in the audience and there was some show going on in the background that none of you were paying attention to, because you were busy with each other while you were talking about everything and laughing if any of you tried to make a joke.

And like I said, he'd be happy for you to take the lead.

So after one of your "jokes", when he laughed, covering his mouth with his hand, you thought he was so cute.

So, perhaps even out of control with your actions, you would grab his cheeks and gently kiss him on the lips.

I see his eyes widen, but he doesn't pull away.

So when you pulled away, his expression didn't change much, but I'm sure that after 3 seconds after that, he would relax.

And a slight smile will appear on his already red face

~ Kevin ~

Almost Planned.

I mean, I thought about it a lot and wanted to do it that day, but he didn't think so.

He wanted to make sure everything was going to be right.

And it was all right.

ok, but what could be sweeter than the first kiss on some holiday?

(like Valentine's day or something, kill me).  Let's say you were walking around that day, talking about everything.

And when it got dark, he decided to walk you home.

When you got to your front door, it really seems to me that he would not have wanted to part at that very moment.

But he had to.

Before he can say goodbye to you, he takes your hand and pulls you to him, cupping your cheeks and connecting your lips to his.

In fact, I don't think it lasted long, like 3 seconds.

When he pulled away, you and he were surprised by his actions.

You'd stood there a minute longer, he'd have hugged you and said goodbye.

While walking home, he would smile like a fool and his thoughts would be something like " how did I do this?".

~ Gunwoo ~

It wasn't planned at all.

You were at his house and played board games(and why not?).

In general, for some reason, he constantly won from you.

And after you lost again, he started teasing you.

Well, maybe the slightly sad emotion on your face made him do it, because he thought you looked very cute.

By type, he would lean towards you so often and when his nose touched yours, he would stop abruptly and smile, and then pull away, and then repeat all the previous actions.

After a few times, your patience ran out and once again, when he stopped in front of your face, you just wrapped your hands around his cheeks and pulled him in for a kiss.

Gonu's eyes widened and after the kiss, he smiled at you and hugged you.

~ Leo ~

shy bean.

And I think he'd like to kiss you first.

Perhaps you would often both hold hands in front of other members.

It would be a damned charming sight. And they would tease you, saying how cute you are and that it's time for you to kiss the kkk.

Well, after a while, you did. Well, for example, you just hugged, sat on the couch while relaxing music played in the background.

And you would probably just close your eyes.

You wouldn't say anything, but just enjoy each other's presence.

He just opened his eyes a little, looked at you, and was once again surprised by your beauty.

And something inside him said, " Go ahead, boi."

And he would have blushed, pressed a kiss to your lips, which opened your eyes.

You returned the kiss.

He was so nervous at the moment, but it would be 100% delicious.

~ On ~

S U D D E N L Y.

And I actually think that he thought about it many times, but didn't dare to do it first.

So you were in his room and watched random videos on YouTube.

And most likely you would have done it first, as I said above.

I don't know how, but maybe you'd just get up and ask him to get up too.

When he stood up, you just moved your lips to his and kissed him.

And that would be the last thing he expected.

I think he would have screamed, covering his mouth with his hand and almost fainted, and you would have blushed in response, looking at him with a smile.

After a while, he would find the strength to come to his senses, and take your hand, twining your fingers together.

~ Zero ~

Like kind of unexpected.

Let's imagine that you were supposed to meet at the mall.

but he got sick, he had a fever.

he called you and told you about it.

You bought the necessary medicines and went to his house.

But Shota wasn't too happy about it, because infecting you was the last thing he wanted.

When you gave him the medicine, he stood up and stared at you until he coughed.

You walked up to him, lifting his bangs with your hand, touching his forehead with your hand, feeling the temperature, you sent him back to bed.

When you came to his room, you sat on the bed and tried to hand him the thermometer, while he raised himself on his elbows to sit more comfortably.

Your lips were a few inches apart.

You both hung there for a few seconds, the boy's cheeks turning pink, and so did yours.

But despite your embarrassment, you still reached out to kiss him, and he responded.

~ Kairi ~

250% unexpected.

He kind of wanted to kiss you, but he's too shy.

It would have happened on your 2-3 date.

He would have taken you to the amusement park, everything would have been fine, I'm sure of it.

You'd just fool around as much as you could and eat cotton candy and whatnot.

Then you decided to play a shooting gallery, as he very much wanted to win you a bunny.

And when he won, he was so happy. And under all the emotions in that moment, he would take your face in his hands and kiss you on the lips.

Of course, at that moment, his eyes and yours widened at the suddenness.

His cheeks were turning a confident shade of red (and so were yours).

he would say something like, " That's not how I planned it."

my heart

~ Kio ~

A very quick peck.

He has no experience in relationships, so he has no idea how to do it.

But all those kdrams that he looked at were pressing on him.

I'm sure he turned his head away when there was a kiss in another episode of the drama, but still.

I think it would have happened in a closed space, like somewhere in the house, really, the author is going crazy.

Maybe you'd just talk about everything in your house.

And we decided to watch a movie, but before you start - popcorn in the studio!

You decided to make popcorn. And while you were waiting for him to get ready.

Something in his gut suddenly told him that this was the right time for a kiss.

While you were standing in the kitchen waiting, he suddenly took your hands and pulled you in for a kiss for 0.2 seconds, no more.

aah

[beanmaster-pika]

psst, if ur also doing the blorbo fandom ask thing,,,, may i request twewy

Technically I am not but who am I to stop myself from taking the opportunity to talk about twewy

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Probably Josh!! I love twewy for the plot and characters AND the worldbuilding and hoohoohoo Josh is literally the second most powerful being in the UG (with the first being Literal Angel Hanekoma). I'm fascinated by the implications of his position and his powers and how they tie him to the City and how he and Shibuya influence each other. How much does his mental state affect how well his City thrives? How is he affected in turn by his people? I'm also obsessed with I think fanon having him like. Literally Compose Music that makes up the City. That's the good stuff. And even without all that just look at him! He's just a little bastard but also there's so much depth there. He's implied to have killed himself to enter the UG. He nearly destroyed his City because he thought it was becoming too homogenous and stagnant (and also because he's implied to have been depressed and wanted to destroy himself, which, like, *gestures wildly at how the hell do the composer and the city affect each other*) but in the end changed his mind because he saw how Neku changed over the course of just three weeks, no longer the same boy he chose as his proxy because of a similar hostility towards the world, and in Neku changing he saw that he and his City too could change, and this one person whom he'd trusted to prove his point just went through so much personal growth that Josh had no choice but to concede that destruction wasn't the answer and have the faith to keep going. But also he is a little bastard.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Can I say both the Bito siblings? Rhyme is already the baby of the group and Beat is just really good. He's got the biggest heart I think! Even though he and Neku didn't get along that well at first, it was plain to see how much he cared about Rhyme and he got on great with Shiki! And unlike Neku who's going through a revolution in worldview, Beat's arc is learning to accept himself despite his own shortcomings. You're doing good, Beat. Also his and Rhyme's combined sprites in week 2 are super cute!!

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

I'm not familiar with the community's general takes so I'll just say the Bito siblings again. I dunno man I just think they're neat 🥔 They have a really good dynamic with Beat's expressiveness and Rhyme's calmer nature, but at heart they're both pretty wise in their own ways? Also fascinated by the aftereffects of Rhyme's stint as a Noise.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

KEN DOI, MISTER RAMEN DON HIMSELF. Like what was his parallel world self doing but also in general?? He's running a ramen shop and the special ingredient is love for the craft. I loved the ramen don side quest. I just think he is also neat 🥔

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

I'm stuck between Josh and Minamimoto, but I feel like Minamimoto is winning out solely for the meow meow pun. I can't really call either of them pathetic--after all, Josh took control of the city when he was 15, and Minamimoto is supposed to be the youngest reaper officer in history (since APPARENTLY reapers stay the same age they died I've always assumed they meant chronologically youngest because you Cannot tell me there isn't a kid running around the UG somewhere who's a reaper officer, so it took him the shortest amount of time to climb the ranks after his death in comparison to everyone else) and just a step behind Kitaniji--nor can I call them unpopular, but I feel like there's Definitely discourse somewhere and I just haven't seen it yet. Josh wanted to destroy his city and Minamimoto did shoot at a teenager. I've been in fandom long enough to know how this plays out. However! I think the most important thing about a poor little meow meow is that despite the discourse they're funny and Josh lives in a sewer and Minamimoto makes abstract art out of garbage and unironically yells math puns like a nerd (affectionate).

Alternatively: Uzuki. Did she kill a child? Yes. Was she a girlboss? Also yes (joking).

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

. I don't tend to write or draw angst but if I had to choose. Sorry Neku. If it's any consolation Josh would also put you under horse plinko.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Week 2 Makoto.

[chat-noir-always-here]

I rewatch miraculous—Rogercop

Once again–this post uses screenshots from the French Dub version of Miraculous, translated by the good people at MiraculousSubs on tumblr. Yeah, I like the French version. FIGHT ME!!!!

Nino winking at Marinette is cute :’). Also Alya’s proud smile makes my heart  💞💞💞

Marinette and Nino noticing Adrien’s loneliness🥺🥺🥺

Alya’s mom: “Unfortunately i have no dishes to share. But maybe mister Buregouis will invite you all to the hotel! And treat you to lunch!”

....I seriously doubt it.

Not that i agree with how she reacted, but i can see how Chloe would suspect Marinette for stealing the bracelet.

 Chloe had it in her bag.

 Everyone else is in their seats or standing against a wall.

 Marinette is the only one who is walking/moving and able to take it. 

its not as if Chloe’s aware there’s a little flying devil who lives in Adrien’s shirt, mistook her bracelet case for a camembert box, started playing with the bracelet and got his head stuck in it.

HOWEVER 

it’s revealed later on she never bothered to look through her bag properly before she started throwing accusations around.

Marinette’s right--it COULD have easily rolled away somewhere. 

No one notices Plagg rolling around between Adrien’s shoes either, so it’s clear they never bothered to look on the floor or search under the desks.

Chloe: “Let’s call Ladybug! Im sure she’ll actually do something!”

Ya just accused Ladybug.

Don’t give Ladybug extra work. 😒😒😒 That goes for Plagg too, since his hijinks are what caused this mess in the first place.

Hawk Moth: “Parent-child relationships can be so complicated.”

Oh ARE THEY?!

Hawk Moth says parent-child relationships are COMPLICATED guys!

Cuz ya know hawk moth is the FLIPPING POSTER-BOY for complex parent-child relationships.

Tom is a good dad. 😏

Mrs. Bustier: “please gentlemen! This is a school here. Think of the children.”

Mrs. Bustier is a good teacher.

Plagg: “if by big you’re referring to my rock hard abs well thanks for noticing!”

2021 goals: attain the confidence of Plagg.

Adrien: “what do you mean i can’t transform?!”

Plagg: “if you transform the bracelet will get absorbed with me and damge your powers!”

...Yeah, NO. I shudder to think what Adrien would do with a damaged Miraculous. 

Tom: “Marinette let the adults handle this.” Marinette: “Papa! She called me a thief. I’m just defending myself.” Tom: “You’re also accusing all of your friends just like Chloe’s doing to you.”

WHY THANK YOU TOM. You’re a good dad. He defends his daughter but he won’t allow her to do wrong by others either. 

Tom, Tikki, Chat Noir—its a good thing Marinette has so many people who can/will tell her when she’s in the wrong about something. Not that I don’t trust queen but everyone needs sound advice from trustworthy partners/mentors every once in a while.

Sabrina: “I’m Chloe’s BFF. I wouldn’t steal from her.”

So you would steal from other people then? And do you even CARE your dad just lost his job? 

Kim and Max: pointing out Adrien’s a suspect too

Marinette: immediately wrires Adrien off as a suspect because FAVORITISM

UGGGGGHHHHHH

Don’t talk as if the entire class is suspicious and then immediately excuse Adrien from any possible suspicion the minute you’re reminded he’s apart of the class too.  That’s literally no better than the stunt Mr. Damocles pulls in Despair Bear--even if he was caving under duress and Marinette is acting on favoritism.

Have I mentioned how much I hate it when the akuma is in the school???

This whole scene is actually so nerve-wracking to me. And just goes to show how freaking courageous the people of Miraculous Paris are. 

I mean

These are the people who live under the constant threat that any intensely negative emotions could cause them to be possessed and brutally attack/ capture/ maim/ kill their loved ones. This can happen to anyone, anywhere at any time. A place like school or even a highly secure building is nowhere near as safe as ordinary people would usually believe it to be.

Also take into account that by this point in the show (going by the netflix order) five of the students at this school have already been akumatized so it’s more than clear that Hawk Moth isn’t above akumatizing children. 

So parents are literally sending their kids off to school with this knowledge. Of course they believe/rely on Ladybug and Chat Noir to protect everyone but still. People can (and probably have) die in akuma attacks. People (kids!!!) did die, or at least nearly died, in Timebreaker when an akumatized Alix took their life forces to travel back in time. 

And here we have an akumatized person in the school.

Not for the first time. Nor the last.

Not to mention this is Adrien’s school. Hawkmoth knows his son is here. He knows akumatizing someone in this place at this time could easily kill his son. But he’s not concerned with that since his “wish” would “fix everything.” 

Hawk Moth just does not value life in the slightest. 

Meanwhile LB and CN do. Even if the magic ladybugs will fix everything and bring back those killed in akuma attacks (as it states on the MLB wiki) they never hesitate to protect and save people who are in danger during these attacks. Even if it would be more expedient to leave some people behind/sacrifice some people so they can get to the akuma quicker and easier. They never allow anyone to die for their cause.

Meanwhile Hawk Moth is just a bit too ready to break everyone in Paris.

Really, if Hawkmoth wanted to win all he had to do was actually put the akuma INSIDE a person. If that’s possible. I honestly can’t see LB and CN going so far as to kill someone to get the akuma. I’m not sure the babies have that in them...

Rogercop: Mayor, you’re under arrest for abuse of power.

Mayor B.: Hah! Look who’s talking.

He has a point.

Both of them.

Mr.  Bourgeois: flees from Rogercop in a hurry.

....Did you just leave your daughter behind?

 What's wrong with you?

Or is he trying to lead Rogercop away from the school...?

Okay but Ladybug was actually able to reach an akumatized victim by mentioning their DAUGHTER. 

LB: gets yeeted over building by a supervillain.

I sense memes.

CN: is a tad panicked over Chloe when she gets in a car with a supervillain. 

I actually love their friendship, precisely for little moments like this.

This little moment here is so cute. The way she gently helps him back on to the car, keeping her hand on his shoulder as he climbs. Their eyes are locked, too <3<3<3

Lets take a minute to appreciate CN’s initial reaction to LB getting knocked off the car versus his final reaction.

Chloe: is in handcuffs

Good job giving Rogercop a hostage, Chloe.

Chat Noir: So now we’re the nations most wanted felons???

Technically you guys ARE vigilantes.

 Vigilantes who are being allowed to do as they please as they have the trust of the civilians and government not to mention ordinary people wouldn’t be able to handle akuma attacks well, as seen in the Origins special.

Chat Noir: We should go and defend ourselves in the court of law!

Chat Noir is pure.

I love this transition so much. He goes from “whoops I’m caught” to “haha so are you” in 0.2 seconds.

.....

...........

...............He’s not wrong.

All in all a good episode with a few faults.