#like wtf 💀

[bandzboy]

the way i had no idea about this wtf

[trashymichi]

least fav ep of tokrev? 👀👀

i said this on twitter a while back but season 1 ep 23 gave me irreversible psychic damage from how cringe it was

[littlehellbells]

In the dimly lit café, she sat, sipping her latte, her mind drifting to the arrangement she'd entered into six months ago. Jasmine had never imagined herself as a sugar baby, but life's unexpected turns often lead to surprising paths.

It began innocently enough. A chance encounter at a gallery opening introduced her to Nelson, a successful entrepreneur with a charismatic smile and a penchant for fine art. Their conversation flowed effortlessly, and before she knew it, he had offered to sponsor her budding photography career.

At first, Jasmine hesitated, wary of the implications. But as she struggled to make ends meet, she found herself drawn to the idea. Nelson's generosity provided her with the means to pursue her passion without the burden of financial worries. In return, she offered him companionship, conversation, and the occasional weekend getaway.

Their relationship existed in a delicate balance, neither fully romantic nor strictly transactional. They enjoyed each other's company, sharing intimate dinners and exploring the city together. Yet, there was an unspoken understanding between them, an acknowledgment of the arrangement that underpinned their connection.

As the months passed, Jasmine found herself grappling with conflicting emotions. She appreciated Nelson's support and the opportunities he afforded her, but she also yearned for something more. She craved a love that transcended material comforts, a connection that went beyond the confines of their arrangement.

One evening, over glasses of wine on a rooftop terrace, Jasmine broached the subject. With a mixture of apprehension and vulnerability, she confessed her feelings to Nelson, uncertain of how he would respond.

To her surprise, he listened attentively, his expression softening with understanding. He, too, had grappled with similar feelings, torn between his desire for companionship and his fear of commitment.

In that moment of honesty, their relationship took on a new dimension. They agreed to redefine their arrangement, allowing space for genuine emotional connection to flourish. What had begun as a transactional arrangement had evolved into something deeper, rooted in mutual respect and affection.

As they gazed out at the city skyline, bathed in the glow of the setting sun, Sarah realized that love, in all its forms, was a complex and ever-evolving journey. And though their path had been unconventional, it had led them to a place of genuine connection and shared understanding.

[gece-misin-nesin]

Rita during chapter 13: Wow how dare these people conduct human experiments! This is disgusting and evil!

Also Rita: Works for an organization that does 95% human experimentation and 5% anything else

[smartass-gamer]

Mfs Who use "💀😭" want a mommy to be their soft dom and tell them how much they are proud of them, that they Will Always be there, Always ready to hug, kiss or listen to mfs problems fr.

Like bro, Wtf💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[dearest-painter]

MY CLASS MATE JUST SAID “your bringing out racist [his name]” then said YAY when I said he’ll be racist to a Hispanic aka me!!! WTF

[say-ri]

I have my externship at a high school and I’ve been getting constantly mistaken for a student, one security guard even said he thought I was from ninth grade

[pogueszn]

why does tumblr function the way it does 😭 i post a cute little concept and tumblr said “oh the last hundred words? im just gonna delete that bit”

[wejustvibing]

Sir??

[rjshope]

♪ I could make this right place for you I could make it just right for you I could make this right place for you I could make it right ♪ 

[neenpu]

What

This one funny

Its me 😶 why

[rololonde]

Xuanwu Cave

[linusbenjamin]

We're perfect for each other. You're gonna figure that out someday.

[littlehellbells]

[nightcolorz]

Lestat declaring confidently that armand and Louis can’t hurt him bcus he “has Akasha’s blood” is so unhinged and funny partly bcus he is fully aware, and direly acknowledges, that neither of the ppl he’s talking to know who akasha is, nor have any idea what akashas blood would entail. So he sounds like a straight dumb ass raving mad man when he says that 😭😭 funnier still that this causes both armand and Louis to falter through sheer power of how confident Lestat sounds 💀 “yeah u can’t hurt me haha 😈😈😈 I have the Mega Gods blood in my veins 🙏🙏🔥🔥 haha see that?? 😎😎 u don’t even know who the Mega God is lmao 🤣🤣🔥🔥 even more evidence as to why you are Nothing to me” and Louis and Armand r like well we have no fucking clue who the mega god is but this sounds pretty mf serious so let’s take a moment and reflect on our plan here. Amazing stuff 🙏even better that Armand and Louis also technically do in fact have akashas blood in their veins as well 💀 Armand through Marius and Louis through lestat, and lestat is fully aware of this and chooses to play that card anyway cuz like Louis and Armand don’t know that 💀💀

[lokh]

I just read the instruction manual for a new rice cooker and it said not to do this. i have never not done this in my life and im filipino