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lair-of-the-white-worm · 4 months ago

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Finding out that Lorne Lanning follows a BUNCH of anti-trans, anti-gay, anti-immigrant, pro-capitalist, pro-trump Twitter accounts is like, um. Not great news to me I'm ngl, but also. Really fucking hilarious. Like bro HOW are you gonna make a game like Oddworld and be like that. Anyways now Abe is super duper trans because I said so. Reblog this post if you agree that oddworld characters are trans and gay anarchists

#oddworld #oddtumblr #like... my guy... my guy. come on.#you realize the messages of the games you like right? right #you cant be talking about abe being two spirit and using quotes from cheif luther standing bear and then like. supporting whatever this is #like dude is following SO MANY twitter accounts about pro-capitalist pro-industrialist anti-liberal everything #LORNE. LORNE LOOK AT ME. ARE U KIDDING ME.

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mybreadsmybutters · 1 year ago

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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

#dan and phil fanfiction changed me #come into my lady door #and teen me saw that and went “i need to be that so fuckan bad”#i wanted to be dan but now that im a mature adult i understand that phil is better. phil guy 5ever nowadays #do i tag this as dan and phil. i still dont know tumblr site tagging norms and im like a year in now #dan and phil #dnp #phan

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fisherrprince · 9 days ago

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it’s not necessarily that I hate the themes most prevalent in fiction set in the real world and it’s not necessarily that I don’t like stories revolving around real people or relationship drama or interpersonal issues it’s more like im a dog who doesn’t recognize that a pill is still a pill if it has peanut butter on it. I need like the little peanut butter spoonful that is aliens or robots or monsters or time travel or something fantastical and not at all down to earth real life so that you can approach me and be like “this story is about how friendships can deteriorate over time and also how this guy feels bad for being a bad friend and causing his buddy problems with their girlfriend” and then look at me making a face at you and be like “AND! they’re all aliens who are doing all that across spacetime” and I’ll be like OHHHHHH OKAY YAY (shlop shlap shlup the sound of a dog horking down peanut butter pills) wow what a poignant story

#kipspeak #I tend to gravitate away from things that are that close to real life for reasons im still sussing out. Feels like work? Feels too direct?#Maybe it’s just not fun? But you could tell the EXACT SAME story just with magic sword knights and I’ll be like YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY #I dunno. I feel like that’s slightly shallow of me but I also feel like I don’t care and it’s my house and I can think stories set on norma #Earth with nothing else different are boring #It’s like when they’re real life like that #Every theme they try to get across comes and sits in my house and goes Hey. I’m telling you about YOU and THE WORLD.#And im like ugh. Okay. Whereas magic sword knights do that and im like omg…. They’re telling us about You and The World. That’s crazy……#It is also maybe a little bit that I don’t like interpersonal drama as the driving focus of a story #They should go to space about it #otherwise im in class and I need to adopt an entirely different mindset to be able to have fun with what you just gave me #man these guys aren’t even furries. Lame dude……

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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not my usual lineup

#my art #hina.sketch #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #gojo satoru #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #nanami kento #geto suguru #forcing myself to draw the jjk adults #namely geto sghhghsj i never draw that guy ever #among jjk fanartists i am squarely in the first years camp they r my true muses in this show #tempting as it sounds tho i guess i don't /actually/ want to only draw yuuji or itfskg on my sketch sheets #so i fought down th urge 2 draw more yuuji tht seems 2 have infected me as of late #sukuna counts kind of tho ig???? same shapes ish???#i do like playing with angles and concepts tht make sukuna look like yuuji or yuuji look like sukuna but ths reserved fr Not sketches #i did allow myself one (1) pockey yuuji per doctor's orders #sry i need my daily dose if i dont draw at least one yuuji i will die. perish even.#anyway rings dinner bell rare hina stsg-adjacent art come and get it

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truuskn · 2 months ago

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he's so cute and sillyyy 😫 my goood, look at him, just look at him!! how do we even have the nerve to pump his life with angst? my dude deserves to be happy 24/7

#this guy is impossible to hate. it's just so so impossible #i actually think he doesn't have any sworn enemies among the decepticons bc even they can't really hate him #no matter what you will like him #it just automatically happens. it can't be any other way #people are like NO we forbid you here strange extraterrestrial robots! find yourself a home somewhere else! we don't want your problems!#and then optimus is like okay you leave me no choice... here are my secret weapon #and jazz comes out and smiles and says “hi there tiny dudes 👋😄”#and people are charmed. okay autobots you can do whatever you want on this planet as long as you keep this little cutie with you #tf jazz #jazz transformers #transformers #maccadam #tf

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parrish-the-thot · 20 days ago

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I had the funny thought of a soulmate au in which you can hear your soulmate’s thoughts specifically when they think about you, so you what their thoughts regarding you and whatnot, very cute could be very funny.

But I imagine Steddie still in high school. Steve not really thinking about Eddie in particular besides the occasional passing “what is he doing on that table”, “I wonder if he is selling after school today” and once a “that’s a cool jacket” which leaves Eddie on a high for the rest of the week.

Steve in the other hand keeps hearing the most raunchiest, horny, things imaginable sitting in class like “this girl wants to do what to my ass???”

#I think Steve would be under the assumption it’s a girl for awhile #and when Tommy or someone says something about girls not being into something or another #Steve is sitting there like ☝️ actually my souls he is the freakiest person ever and thinks about that twice a week #eventually I think he does come to terms with the fact there is a good chance it’s a guy who is obsessed with his ass and pretty hair #so he starts thinking about certain guys and seeing if they react to his thoughts or spending in public #sees Eddie one day and thinks I wonder his Eddie would spit on me #and Eddie just falls out of his chair in shock #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie

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eydilily · 6 months ago

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would you bite the hand that feeds you?

#pearlescentmoon #smajor1995 #wild life smp #namemc spoilers #i hope these two never get along in the storyline i find them fascinating #OKAY SO #originally i had this sketch back in session 2 when scott manages to throw her something actually edible JUST IN TIME #and now with the namemc spoilers of pearl ACTUALLY having a yellow eye which does! kind of match scotts esp since he died for this #i figured itd be an appropriate time #i did edit it though the original was pearl eating smth #now do i think scott and pearl has had any Major (heh) interactions to warrant this fanart in WL?#frankly no LMAO theyve been very civil you go guys . but i like the dynamics between them anyway #also i finally got a piece with scott!!! hes been very hard to draw goodness #anyway long rambly tags #eydidraws #my art #mcyt #trafficblr #galaxyduo #majormoon #** i say civil because its just been more on verbal light jabs at each other rather than anything Really significant ?#and well. its obvious all 3Gs are being very careful around each other which makes me JUST A L IL SAD #id love to see them let loose and be vicious but i also understand the angle theyre coming from #anyway can you tell i like the 3g dynamics #scott smajor

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bajaja-blast · 9 months ago

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you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

#I agree with Luke’s beliefs 100%#I don’t agree with his actions #but I specifically remember Luke seeming real fucking unaffected while leaving Annabeth to endure being literally crushed to death #the rest of the halfbloods that joined the titans army had good intentions but Luke… oh boy #I’m sorry I can’t help but disagree with his actions #percy jackon and the olympians #luke castellan #annabeth chase #percy jackson #percy series #camp half blood #pjo hoo toa #some ppl in the comments pointed out shit I forgot ty guys #like the way he manipulated Silena and Annabeth because he knew they loved him is literally pedophillia 🤢🤮#I was cautious with my tags at first because I thought Luke apologists were gonna come at me with knives if I said more than necessary #but now I’m brave enough to admit I hate that man and no one can convince me otherwise

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paracosmicka · 6 months ago

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