Loving your work! If I may request a thing, we got Lisa, we got Vlad, can we get an Alucard too???? Have an amazing day!
Ask: Loving your work! If I may request a thing, we got Lisa, we got Vlad, can we get an Alucard too???? Have an amazing day!
Ask: could you please continue modern reader with lisa and maibe some alucard x reader in there as well
A/N: I keep re-reading the first two parts just because they make me so happy thinking about what might’ve been. Of course, now that I know Lisa and Vlad end up together and are okay- I feel less awful rewatching S1. (That’s a lie, I have to skip that scene every time! 😭)
Fire Cannot Kill A Dragon (Part 3)
In a flash, you, the good doctor, and the literal fucking Dracula appeared on the stone steps of what you assumed must’ve been their castle home.
‘Holy fucking shit, this place is fucking huge!’ You couldn't believe what you were seeing. Standing before you was a colossal grotesque-looking castle. Extra towers and additions were maddeningly constructed, stemming from random points. The entire thing looked a holy mess of brick and mortar- a shrine to all that was powerful and wicked. You shuddered just thinking about the kind of beings who must have walked the halls of a structure so largely horrifying.
Straining your neck back to get a good look, you found yourself wobbling out of the teleportation group hug you were just sandwiched in.
“Are you alright?” The good doctor, Lisa, asked.
You guffawed. “Am I, alright? Me?” You looked back and forth between her and the massive castle. Shaking your head in utter disbelief, you answered, “Oh yeah, I’m just peachy. Never better.”
Dracula paid your sarcasm no mind, clearly having more important things to tend to. Gently, he scooped up his wife before walking towards the immense entrance doors. Much to your continued amazement, the giant doors swung open automatically, as if by a motion sensor, but you knew that couldn't be right. This was like medieval times, they wouldn't have fucking motion sensors and automatic doors just yet.
You scurried after the two of them, being forced to take extra quick steps to keep up with Dracula’s rather large gait.
If the outside of the castle was noteworthy, then the inside was incredible. A giant red velvet throne sat in the middle of a central grand staircase. A lavish red carpet with gold trim and marble stone floor work was illuminated with what looked very similar to electric lights. In fact, despite the spectacular architecture, the whole place seemed relatively modern. But that was another impossibility, right?
“Wow,” you spun around, dazed. “When you said, castle, you weren’t kidding.”
“I told you,” Lisa answered, calling from somewhere behind her husband’s broad back.
“So, now what?” You asked, following the two of them up the grand steps.
“Now you can wait here.” Dracula’s powerful voice reverberated around the otherwise empty throne room.
Lisa placed a hand on her husband’s chest. “Vlad! She’s injured as well, she needs to come with us.”
You could hear the broad man grumble but argue nothing further.
Following the two of them, you walked for what seemed like ages before arriving in a brightly lit laboratory. Once inside the room, you could see there were wooden benches and tables covered in glass vials of varying shapes and sizes and open books strewn across every other available surface. You had no clue what the vials contained, but everything seemed important. And nestled in the farthest corner of the room was a series of cots.
The giant man that was Dracula appeared to levitate as he wove through the crowded tables before arriving at the nearest cot and placing his wife on the bed. Once she was settled, Lisa gestured for you to come and join her.
Hesitantly, you walked over to where she was seated, grimacing at an up-close view of her blistering feet. “I uh, know you said you're a doctor, but those look pretty bad.”
Lisa crossed her left leg, lifting her foot up to get a proper view. She hissed, glancing up at your horrified expression. “They’ll look worse in a couple of days,” she said, before turning her attention to Vlad.
“My love.” Dracula bent over to kiss his wife on the head, before returning to his imposing full height. “I swear to you, I will do whatever is necessary to make you well. You will not know this pain for long. Whatever you wish for, I will get.”
Lisa smiled, reaching for his hand. “Always so dramatic.” She said, pressing her soft lips to his clawed fingers. “I can heal this by human medicine alone. I’ve treated patients with worse burns before.”
“Yes,” Vlad agreed, “But this time is different.”
Lisa raised her left brow. “Oh? And how is that?”
“Those stupid, little, puerile human lives were of no consequence- not to me, not to the world. But you…” Dracula stopped mid-sentence, once again dropping down to his wife’s height. “The rest of the world could burn, rot away like the selfish, useless beings they are, and none of it would matter, as long as you were safe in my arms.”
Lisa pulled her husband’s large hand close to her cheek. “Please,” she begged, “Don’t let this undo all your hard work. I know, somewhere, deep down, you know it’s only because they don’t know any better. You can’t punish them for that. At least for now, please iubirea mea.”
For what must’ve been the tenth time in the last half-hour, you stood there silently, feeling like the awkward third man out. You spent a moment picking at your fingers before taking in a breath and bravely cutting through the silence.
“So what exactly do you need?” Your words seemed to bring both parties' focus back to the present.
“I’ll need some honey, my jar of willow bark as well as my willow tincture,” Lisa started. “A cut of aloe vera, and fresh goat's milk. Oh, and the good bandages- the fine linen ones from Egypt. And Vlad, take (Y/N) with you.”
“Oh no,” you raised your hands in protest. “I don't want to get in the way of anybody or anything. I mean, you probably know the castle like the back of your hand- after all, you are Dracula,” you gestured to the giant vampire before you. “And I’d just get lost, so I should probably just stay here with you,” you finished, speaking to Lisa.
“On the contrary,” Lisa countered, “I think it’s a perfect opportunity for the two of you to get to know each other. After all, if what my husband said about you is true, I can’t think of anyone better qualified to find you a way home.”
‘She’s kinda got a point,’ you tilted your head to the side and shrugged your shoulders. “Okay, fine. I guess I’ll just go with your husband then. Dracula, I mean Vlad, uh, I mean Mr. Doctor Tepes.”
Lisa pursed her lips to stifle her laugh while her husband rolled his eyes.
“But if he eats me,” you whispered to Lisa before following Vlad out of the room, “It’s all your fault.”
“Are you coming, silly little human?” Dracula’s contemning voice called expectantly from the hall.
Speed-walking, you catch up to him just as he begins to ascend yet another staircase.
“It’s uh (Y/N),” you said, not expecting much of a reaction.
Dracula paused, causing you to crash right into his enormous rock-solid vampire back.
‘Shit!’ You lept backward, holding your now smushed nose. ‘Was the guy made of fucking metal or something?’
“On second thought,” your voice sounded super nasally, “‘Silly little human’ is fine by me.”
Dracula turned to face you, slowly, menacingly. At least that's how it felt to you. You supposed there wasn’t much he could do to not appear menacing, even if he tried.
“Fine then, (Y/N),” he started.
You shuddered at the sound of your own name.
“Be useful and fetch the goat’s milk. Go back down the way we came. On the first floor instead of going right, go left. There’s a kitchen off the main hall. A little past that, there’s a door to the outside where two Bezoar goats are tied.”
You nodded furiously, determined not to spite the supernatural man any further before speed walking to the staircase.
A few moments later you were once again back on what Dracula referred to as ‘the first floor’, even if that made zero sense to you because as you recalled, you went up like two-and-a-half stairs just to get there in the first place, but whatever. You shrugged your shoulders.
Traversing down the rather long hallway on your quest for the kitchen, you found yourself wondering if sticking around in this time period might be so bad after all. I mean to be fair, you weren't in some godforsaken village, surrounded by peasants covered in shit and burlap, no! You were in a literal frickin’ castle with the actual frickin’ Dracula as your host.
‘Things could be worse,’ you reminded yourself. ‘I mean- hey!’ Coming upon the kitchen, you nearly jumped for joy. “Finally!”
You slowed your pace, and kept walking, on the lookout for that exit Dracula mentioned. You found the dramatic door discreetly nestled in an equally elegant wall. You were impressed. It was becoming more and more clear to you that vampires certainly had an eye for the dramatic.
Pushing through the heavy door, you were pleasantly surprised to find yourself standing on a tidied veranda where two goats stood happily munching on a bale of hay.
‘Well, that’s convenient.’ You walked over to where the goats were tied. “Um, hi,” you waved.
The goats said nothing. Not that you expected them to say anything, but maybe, at least, make some sort of goat noise in response.
You tapped one on the back. “Excuse me, can I go get some milk, is that okay?”
The goat continued munching.
“Alright,” you slowly bent over, picking up one of the empty metal buckets that had been put off to the side. “So, I’m just gonna grab this guy here. And just come on down here.” You slowly kneeled next to one of the goats, peeking under them. You frowned, not exactly confident in your knowledge of goat anatomy.
Taking a calming breath, you cast your apprehensions aside. Lisa was counting on you. And you really didn't want to give Dracula any more reason to hate you.
‘Okay, just find an udder and squeeze.’
Was that right? You had no idea.
The goats didn’t seem to mind what you were doing however, so you continued on until you had gotten what you hoped was enough for whatever the doctor had in mind.
“Alright then,” you stood, taking care to pat both of the goats. “Um, good job, er, thank you?”
Again, the goats gave your presence no response. They merely stood there, continuing to much on their hay.
Huffing, you and the bucket made your way back inside. ‘Don’t know why I fucking bother.’
Back inside the castle, you began the arduous trek back up to the laboratory.
You were across from the laboratory entrance when you caught something white out of the corner of your eye. You assumed it was yet another grand tapestry you had missed on your initial walk-up, so you turned to get a better look, not expecting much.
Boy, were you wrong.
‘Holy fucking shit, that’s a wolf!’
A rather large and beastly-looking white wolf stood not ten feet from both you and the laboratory door. Its amber eyes regarded you with a glint of somewhat hostile curiosity. Not that it mattered to you. You were already so the hell outta there.
Making a mad dash for it, you sprinted into the laboratory and slammed the doors shut behind you. The resounding noise called both Lisa's and Dracula’s attention over to you immediately.
“Okay, so no one panic, but there is a wild animal in the hallway.”
A very concerned Lisa and a very unamused Vlad shared a look.
“You brought the goat with you?” She asked. “I doubt those were my husband’s instructions but that’s certainly not a reason to panic.”
Overall, Dracula paid your outburst no mind. He merely went back to sorting supplies on the cot next to his wife.
“Not a goat!” You whispered harshly.
Lisa rolled her head to the side in sudden realization. Her worried expression melted away into a knowing smile. “Adrian,” she said to Vlad.
“Mhm,” Dracula nodded, handing his wife a cleaning cloth. “The boy did always know how to make an entrance.”
Lisa smirked, playfully poking her husband. “He gets that from you.”
You put your head in your hands, frustratedly pulling the skin down as you ran your hands down your face. “Hold on, hold on… Let me get this straight. You,” you pointed to Lisa, “Are a doctor and you’re married to Dracula, aka you.” You then pointed at him. “And you said you had a son-”
“Adrian,” Lisa interrupted.
“Right, right. Adrian, who,” you pointed at the still closed door, “Is a werewolf?!”
Dracula shook his head, disappointedly. “He’s half vampire, not half werewolf.” He handed his wife a small glass vial, invariably turning his attention back to her. “I thought you said she was rather clever for a human.”
You rolled your eyes. “Look, all I know is that behind this door is a giant scary…” You swung open the lab door to demonstrate your point, only to come face to face with the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen.
Squeaking in shock, you slammed the door shut once again.
“Could you please,” Dracula hissed out, “Stop slamming the door?”
Inwardly you cringed. “Sorry,” you apologized sheepishly.
“Excuse me,” a suave voice spoke from behind the door. “But do you not wish for me to enter?”
“Adrian, darling! Of course, you can enter,” Lisa called to her son from where she lay resting on the cot. “(Y/N)’s just a little frightened that’s all.”
You backed up, opening the door and allowing the actual freaking Adonis-looking figure before you to enter.
God was he gorgeous. Like an elf, but in real life. He was tall and slender, but you could see the strength of his muscles from the strip of bare cleavage, left exposed by his loose white shirt and open black coat. His hair was the color of sunshine, so similar to his Mother’s. And his slender eyes reminded you of Dracula’s small but strong piercing ones.
Walking past you, the stranger, well this Adrian, paid you little mind. Much like the goats and his Father, he didn’t even acknowledge you or say hello.
‘Seriously?,’ you thought, ‘Is there something wrong with the men in this family?’
“Mother…” This Adrian fellow fell to his knees at the foot of Lisa’s cot. You watched his upper body begin to shake with sobs.
Once again, you stood there awkwardly, silently watching the emotional scene unfold before you.
As his son and wife continued their embrace, Dracula walked over to collect the bucket from you.
“I uh, hope that’s enough.” You said.
The great vampire nodded. “It will suffice for now.” He then headed over to a nearby table, where a stack of fresh linen bandages waited. A long-clawed finger beckoned you over. “Here,” he handed you several bandages, “Soak these in there.”
“Uh, sure.” You started methodically adding dry bandages to the bucket, soaking them, and wringing them out so that they were saturated but wouldn’t drip. Every couple of bandages or so, you stopped to check up on the other two in the room.
By the time you had finished dipping the bandages, the crying seemed to be over.
‘Thank god.’
Once you finished, Dracula brought most of the linens back over to his wife.
“Adrian,” Lisa wiped away the remainder of her tears with a sleeve of her Speakers robe. “Could you help (Y/N), while your Father continues helping me? She’s been burned too.”
“Oh no,” you shook your head in protest. “I’m fine really.” But with the thought now in your head, it was impossible to ignore the growing pain in your feet. “Ow, shit.” Defeated, you grimaced, the reality of your wounds finally starting to sink in.
Moving slowly, you removed your robe before taking a seat on the edge of one of the tables. Without the heavy fabric on the way you were able to cross your leg and bring your foot up, you frowned at the sight and smell of melted pleather. ‘Ugh. Well, that’s attractive.’
“Allow me,” slender hands appeared before you and began unlacing your boots.
You looked up to find the impossibly gorgeous Adrian Tepes standings before you, now sans coat, seemingly ready to get down to the business of helping you.
“Actually, there’s a zipper.” You said, turning your foot the other way to unzip your boot. “The laces are just for show.”
Adrian nodded. “Fascinating.”
“Yeah, I’m guessing those don’t show up until later.”
Curious, Adrian looked over at his father.
Dracula just shook his head. “(Y/N) claims to be from the future.”
Adrian turned back to you, regarding you more skeptically.
“The future or an alternate universe,” you supplied. “Not really sure which one yet.”
“Future or not, you should allow me to remove those boots. There’s a good chance they’ve melded to your skin.”
“What? No way,” you shook your head and proceeded to rip your boot off. Immediately, you felt a searing pain rip across the bottom of your foot.
“Motherfucker!” You yelled, the pain so sudden and unexpected, you no longer cared about impressing your current company.
Adrian, grabbed a sharp blade from the collection of items on the table next to you, seemingly indifferent to your new choice of language. “Told you.”
“Wait, wait, wait! That doesn’t mean you have to cut my foot off.” You began scooching away from him.
“This is to cut your other shoe off.”
“Oh.” You stopped trying to escape. “Well, that makes more sense.”
“Hmm,” Adrian hummed, getting started on carefully cutting away your other boot. “Your burns are less severe than my Mother’s, but they will still need cleaning and treatment.”
You sucked in a deep breath as a particularly painful piece of the boot came off your skin. “Okay,” you managed to gasp out. “That’s fine.”
“I want to thank you,” he continued. “For saving my Mother’s life.”
“Oh, it was nothing,” you shrugged off his gratitude. “Really, I just did what any good person would’ve done.”
“You did more,” Adrian took one of your hands in his. “Much more. Possibly more than you’ll ever know,” he glanced over at his Father. “The world owes you a great debt.”
You half-laughed. “Oh, I don’t know about that.”
“Perhaps. But at the very least, I, we, owe you a debt.”
“A debt sounds like too much…” You argued.
“Well,” Adrian thought for a moment, “How about a favor?”
You nodded, slowly, coming around to the idea. “I could accept a favor.”
“It’s a deal then,” Adrian held his hand outstretched for you to shake.
You shook his hand before clicking your tongue and raising one of your burnt feet. “Do you think I could use that favor to try and keep my feet from turning necrotic and falling off?”
The glamorous man that was Adrian grinned. “I should think so.”
You smiled right back at him. “Then I would like that, I think.”
He nodded, reaching for a dry bandage. “I think I’d, I mean we, would like that too.”
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A/N: Do you notice how each installation in this series gets about 1k longer??? There should be a word for that. Also, kind of thinking up part 4, like maybe Adrian’s still worried about his dad’s plans because Dracula invites his generals to the castle so Adrian and (Y/N) set out to find a hunter & a scholar just in case they need to save Wallachia??? Not sure. Let me know.
Translations: iubirea mea = my love
Recipe for Lisa’s Burn Treatment: Honey (found in eastern Europe), tannins from Weeping Willow bark & tea (also found in eastern Europe), Aloe Vera (from Oman in northeastern Africa, which is southwest of Romania, and a port of trade as it’s by the Persian Gulf), and milk-soaked bandages made of fine linen (from Egypt). Remember- the castle’s a giant traveling machine.
Sources for this Mostly Historically Accurate Burn Treatments (which is probably still horribly inaccurate but oh well): [x], [x], [x]
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