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GUYS I SAW LAGOONA OMFG
#ILL POST SOME PICTURES AND BITS WHEN IM DONE WITH CLASS#OMFG IT WAS SO GOOD#LITERALLY ALMOST THREW UP
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if u know me, u know that i got ciolently all out with burgers......... i will make them as gourmet as possible.......... but sometimes the best burger is made of the 4 food groups: bread, meat, dairy, and ketchup
#kira momentz :3#im fucking this burger up rn#it's so bare#but it's also so good#my dad makes the best burgers#OH N FOR THE RECORD???#the only reason it's BARE is because i cut up an onion to sautee and put on it earlier#and guess what#THE CENTER WAS PASTE.#AND IT SMELLED SO BAD#literally almost threw up
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the tumblr app made it seem like my account was deleted and i thought the steddie shippers finally assassinated me
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90% of the time when spiders are tagged they aren’t realistic enough to make me panic but the one post that isn’t tagged just had to be that realistic
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NEW BIGTOP JUST DROPPED
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salt & vinegar chips are DISGUSTINGGGGG.
#we used to not have them in my country and when i went to uk i was so excited to try them and…🤢#that shit tastes like ASSS#i almost threw UP#my uk trip taught me two things: dr pepper & salt and vinegar chips are straight up vomit inducing#i was so disappointed w dr pepper... i literally thought i drank the wrong thing#anyways i needed to share this.#thank u for listening
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the anticipation before getting a tattoo is nerve wracking. it's like, i am so excited that im shaking, but i also might throw up. this is going to hurt so bad. but it'll be a good pain. and it'll be worth it. it will be so sexy
#im getting my dream big thigh piece done tomorrow#something ive wanted for years and years and years#and i literally almost threw up confirming it tonight#im so scared#but also so excited#someone hold me#text post#ALSO IM FUCKING ALLERGIC TO LIDOCAINE SO I CANT USE NUMBING CREAM#my other leg tattoo hurt so bad and that shit was TINY!#i was gripping the seat for a LITTLE BEE#im going to be there for HOURS tomorrow#dear god#pray i dont puke or pass out
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This is the reabees jack in my head
And you're right.
#imsges that made me laugh so hard i almost threw up fr#hes a square#jack#fanart#thio#ho1c#popclown#thats literally him#feel terrible today this made me very happy
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I can't stop drawing the twink (and red son)
#i think i might have a problem#porty mk is literally my favorite character#i reread oblivion before drawing both of these and almost threw up#it was great id definitely recommend#idk why i draw red son so cute hes literally a terrorist with daddy AND mommy issues#lego monkie kid#lmk#monkie kid#lmk porty mk#porty clone#lmk red son#lmk red boy#he so babygrill#i think im funny#porty likes being covered in glowy things and you can fight me on that#my art
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do you ever cry so hard for so long that you actually exhaust yourself?
#i literally almost threw up#from how hard i was sobbing ✨✨#and i am so fucking exhausted#like i laid down and can't get up#n e wayz#not mlm#dantes talking again#tw vent#vent
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My Heart's a-Burnin' - Paper Mario: The Origami King OST
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God has inexplicably let me live to see 36!
#my brother gave me that card and i laughed so hard i almost threw up at dinner#one of the cooks from work and his girlfriend gave me a cupcake and some edibles#i’ve taken only the smallest corner of one of them because last time i had half an edible#- about two months ago- i had a panic attack and thought my cat was telling me i was about to die#so i for some reason spent almost two hours watching random jay white interviews to help me calm down enough to fall asleep#and ever since then i’ve had recurring nightmares that he’s a serial killer#it’s me#(literally)
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you are not your passing thoughts and you are not your dreams and you are not your subconscious and they cannot hurt you or anyone else. okay
#i dont dream very often and when i do its normally something pretty mundane but theres been some heavy stuff on my mind/coming up in my life#recently and ive had 3 horrifying dreams in the past 4 nights and within the dream last night i cried so hard i almost threw up and its#still Plaguing Me but it was literally. just a dream. but also im like What If Its Not im gonna go insane#cowboy posts
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I will never understand how some people hate all tea, which there are like a billion flavors of, but love coffee, which all has the same terrible taste no matter what
#i hate when people try to get me to drink coffee by being like try this one its mostly sugar you can't even taste the coffee#i literally can taste the coffee in things that are stored next to coffee beans for a prolonged period of time#several people have tested me by tricking me into drinking something with trace amounts of coffee and i can always taste it#and its fucking disgusting#i hate the smell also. when i worked at starbucks i had a terrible time. i couldnt even drink our smoothies bc the mix was stored w coffee#and i could taste it in the smoothie. everyone thought i was insane but once they gave me 2 samples of smoothie#one from a brand new mix and one that had been sitting with the coffee beans for a long time. and i knew which was which#without being told. and they finally believed me lmao#i will never forget this one time i accidentally switched mine and my friend's and drink (soda and iced coffee)#and took a huge sip of iced white chocolate mocha with caramel (i also dont like white chocolate and caramel!)#and almost threw up. i had to seriously fight to swallow it bc i knew if i spit it out in my friends car he'd fucking kill me#i was like well in case you were wondering i still hate coffee
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Karlach missed her strike against Minthara and I was mad and my last option was Shove and I was like “whatever it won’t do much” but guess where Minthara went
Karlach literally went
#she certainly had something on her person I could’ve used huh#oh well#bg3 tag#baldur’s Gate#literally just shoved her off a cliff#I was so shocked I literally just covered my mouth with both hands like a cartoon character#the Minthara perished in chasm popped up#and I almost threw up I couldn’t stop laughing#I was just!!!#fucking shocked#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#baldur’s gate spoilers
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see you soon beautiful
#i literally got the restock notification and almost threw up and dropped my phone#but i got her#😌😌😌😌😌😌#chappell roan
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