#im fucking this burger up rn

[dgaftilwedie]

if u know me, u know that i got ciolently all out with burgers......... i will make them as gourmet as possible.......... but sometimes the best burger is made of the 4 food groups: bread, meat, dairy, and ketchup

[oorevitcejda]

ughhhh i hate having appetite issues im hungry even but the thought of anyfood makes me wanna vomit so im drinking my third soda instead yay me -.-

[br1ghtestlight]

also not that the nurse cared abt regulations or medical ethics LITERALLY AT ALL but i dont think you're allowed to shave children's hair off and burn their personal items just bcuz you THINK they have lice without at least calling their parents omg?? that was about to become an actual lawsuit

[actual-corpse]

I.

Want.

A.

Fucking.

CHEESEBURGER

[cranberryjuice-posts]

What’s my next album going to be based on? Divorce babe DIVORCE

A Gwen stacy x reader fic where they’re both spider people and they get sent on a mission by miguel but reader gets a tad bit hurt while on said mission and gwen tots freaks out

Xoxo, gossipgirl

- water color -

Pairings - Gwen Stacy x fem! Spider hero! Reader

An - im working on an Abby fic rn and finishing the final chapter to my AO3 series but the Abby fic is taking longer than expected im sorry, this is also sorta rushed I just really wanted to get something out for y’all

to be fair this wasn’t your fault.

“What did I tell you!” Miguel’s harsh voice echoed through the empty room. He was like a toddler with the way he reacted. You messed up once and it’s like your the anti christ with Armageddon coming a mile away.

Blood trailed down your face. A broken nose busted lip and bruising circles around your eyes from one failed fight. “Whatever you act like your the perfect hero” you finally snapped shouting pack at him.

“I don’t make foolish mistakes!”

“I got punched and thrown against a wall by a giant fucking lizard!”

“You were supposed to stay in the background while Jessica captured the anomaly! You could of caused a major break in the universe!” If he raised his voice over yours maybe he would win the argument. This wasn’t even supposed to be an argument in your eyes you did nothing wrong.

Tired of the whole ordeal you walked away ignoring as Miguel shouted for you to come back. If you had to hear this grown man complain about you getting hurt one more time you just might scream.

Taking a seat at the food court you annoyingly waited for your burger. A show tune whistle made you turn your head.

“You Look Well” hobbie sarcastically took a seat beside you. Rolling your eyes you took another sip of your drink.

“If your gonna lecture me, Miguel is already ten steps ahead of you”

He just shook his head with a smile, pulling his guitar from his back to in-front hobbie began to tune it. “I think ill leave that to our little friend” his reference to Gwen didn’t go unnoticed. Any chance he got to bring up the relationship he would. Rolling your neck trying to relieve some tension a pair of soft hands covered your eyes.

Pulling them down Gwen wrapped her arms around your neck. She leaned over kissing your cheek. ���Hey how wa— oh my god” her blunt tone made you silently groan. Turning around Gwen grabbed your face in her hands.

“Hey Blondie” You mumbled as she critcally scared your face. “It’s not as Bad as it Looks”

“Your nose is broken”

“Again it’s not that bad”

She grabbed your hand and yanked you from the place where sat. She silently dragged you down multiple halls until you reached the med bay. Almost throwing you, you landed on a cot.

It was cute how she was able to man Handel you. Trying to be sarcastic you spoke “Careful I’m fragile right no—“

“Not a Word”

Her strick tone Sent chills down your back. Sitting straight up Gwen grabbed a first aid kit. Taking a seat beside you she began to softly clean the cut on your lip.

The antibiotics stung against the wound making you pull back in pain. “Sorry” Gwen sighed, grabbing your chin she turned to your face towards her again.

She would never intentionally try to hurt you, it was obvious with how much care she was taking in even the shallow wounds.

“All this for me.. I’m flattered” you giggled.

“Whatever” she smiled. Placing a bowl of soup on the table she sat down on the couch beside you. Hobbie had gone out for the night leaving you and Gwen alone at his place.

Leaning onto her shoulder she was quick to wrap a free arm around you while she picked a movie. Playing with the hem of Gwen’s sleep shirt the thought of how worked up she had gotten over you made your heart soar.

With a bandage on your nose and stitches on your lip you felt your face begin to heal. After a minute you leaned up to kiss the corner of her lips. “Thank you~ I don’t know how I’d live without you”

She tried to act Un phased but her red cheeks lied. “I don’t know either” she joked. Hitting her arm in a small fit of playful rage gwen softly laughed, turning her attention down to you. Kissing your forehead she relaxed back on the furniture with you in arms. You figured you should get comfortable as there was no way in hell she was about to let you go on another assignment any time soon.

[syntaxaero]

kinda fucking hangry rn dude im fucking not excited for my burger that's probably gonna be sitting around for an hour by the time i go to pick it up ugh FUCK dude

[crosbyism]

HELLO IM BACK (the sid should have gender affirming sex anon) bc i just realized the real and true reason for sid’s old jock. it looks like an infection hazard right?? THATS THE POINT. the constant dick checks needed to prevent a rash. having a glorified 15 step korean skin care routine for his dick and balls. demanding nate double check his junk.

i had a whole thing about sid fucking his way across the masculinity spectrum to tell u and i can’t express it rn :( i am slightly high i think sid starts out w some fairly stereotypical cishet ideas of masculinity and sex, thinking in the middle of the flyers era misgendering. assumes his visceral negative reaction to getting babygirled is as much the sub part as gender (also bc prob has a lot of cishet ideas about gender and penetration and power) then he gets baby boy-ed and it’s like iiiii can shooow uuuu the woooorld like i think he’s a switch (sex competition!) which imo is underexplored but idk maybe he was operating off the hind brain assumption that bc he was topping in a certain sitch he’s be in charge and gets baby boy-ed by a power bottom. or maybe he tries anal but decides penetration doesn’t get him the way a handjob does bc he wants to touch dicks! idk i think sex gets a lot more wet n wild when penetration isnt treated as “realer” than all other forms even if it can be fun! i am high and this is probably a more nuanced topic than i can express rn sorry :( i just was struck w inspiration about sid’s nasty jock and demanding his junk be looked at to see if other ppl thought he was getting a rash or not

sid gets wiggly when condescendingly called sport

ur so right re nate and the eroticization of the everyday via sid’s masculinity kink. also i think one time the sink breaks and sid’s hind brain is like I Know What To Do and it’s not until he’s standing in front of the sink wearing a white tank top jeans toolbelt and holding a hammer (for a sink???) w nate staring at him expectantly that sid realizes he got all his knowledge from porn and has no clue what to do when facing an actual sink

also i think nate can trick? sid into doing chores if he frames it as fulfilling sid’s being a middle aged man kink. home depot dad kink. babe bring home the bacon. hey handsome going hunting? (grocery shopping). hey stud gimme a ride? wow we should compare charcoal vs gas grill maintaince. man these burgers are so good u gotta show me the recipe

i’ve mostly talked about sid here but ur nate idea w him having his everyday in a box and sec in a box and sid exploding the boxes is soooooo good

ok bye im going to go eat peanut butter. wait no i have chocolate cake!!!!

BESTIE WELCOME BACK 😍🥰😘 lol i love u and feel free to come into my inbox high and craving chocolate cake anytime. im laughing and delighted

LMAOOO re: sid’s nasty jock being an excuse for regular junk inspections, im crying ur SO right bestie. sid keeps being like: oh nooo i have to get my junk inspected again :( and someone has to fondle it while talking about my cock and balls in excruciating detail :( oh nooo what if they have to take out a magnifying glass :( to check for an infection :( and then they’d have to KEEP talking to me regularly about by cock and balls. and inspect it. every day.

anyone else: sid why don’t you just get a new jock

sid: no :) can’t. ✨superstition✨

like it would be SO ON BRAND for him. im crying. and also rolling in this headcanon like a pig in filth (read: sid’s junk in his jock)

re: sid working his way up to it and discovering the delights and dynamics of queer sex as an underbaked youngling, u r cooking and now i’m thinking about, like. sid nervously for one of his first sort of hook ups working his way up to insisting on topping with a very effeminate gay dude (since he feels safe asking for it there) and the guy just blowing his mind going “mh honey you’re such a stud, you’re gonna come and fill me right up, aren’t you?” sid goes UH. yes. YES PLEASE. and the sex essentially starts the process of boiling the frog for him, bc the guy is like. clearly at least a a decade older, clearly handling the reigns, but he’s also luxuriating in getting a cock inside him, calls sid (“just, uh. don’t call me kid, please.”) a sport, a stud, a good boy, basically sort of caringly soft doms him (“oh you’re gonna blow your load soon, aren’t you, baby boy? inside me? it’s okay baby, your big cock feels so good, i want it.”) while also begging for a cock in his ass. by the time sid walks out of there his queer third eye is blown wide the fuck open and he starts sucking and fucking his way through pittsburgh, craving nothing less than the high of shrimp colour sexual encounters. figuring out the shape of his (masc kink) sexual preferences one ultra specific hookup at a time.

the thing is that as a rookie he’s small in hockey terms, but he’s still a big guy compared to the normal population. so it’s not exactly hard to start topping dudes. but i think he does the classic dom top thing a couple of times and it gets a little boring. he loves fucking jocks, albeit starts out fucking smaller guys than him. he’s ecstatic the first time a bearded guy bigger than him goes to his knees and praises how pretty his cock is between sucking him off. he loves being called baby boy. sometimes even likes being called “kid” (but only in a specific gay hookup way). over the years he grows to like and appreciate all sorts of little masc epithets (big guy, handsome, mister, and ultimately daddy). i’m with you re: absolutely a switch, although i think he works his way up to some stuff. he just always, regardless of dynamic, enjoys sex the most when it’s full of masculinisation kink. he loves to be a dude fucking dudes. any which way. he loves touching a dick

i’m laughing so much @ nate tricking him into doing chores via middle aged dad kink bc why are u SO right about this. this is real to me. once nate figures the masc kink thing out he is milking that cow cock day and night about it. “hey handsome going hunting? (grocery shopping)” and “wow we should compare charcoal vs gas grill maintaince” are going to live in my mind rent free forever now, thank u. i’m gonna wake up in the middle of the night two weeks from now thinking: “hunting (grocery shopping)”. and the fact that sid 100% gets off on it. thrives on being referred to like this. sid wants to be the mustachioed porno plumber so bad. nate lets him tinker and break the sink even more just for the kink of it before they break 3 hours and two rounds of sex later and finally call an actual plumber. it’s a good thing they’re millionaires that can afford to break their appliances even more before hiring a professional to fix it.

[bythenarrative]

Heyooo, saw you were begging and thought I might help, sooo got any NJ hcs?

why yes yes i do ! i dont have many, but im always open to more asks! i'm working on finishing all of my asks rn :)

New Jersey HCs!

God. He hates when people fucking mimic the accent. Jersey has a strong accent, and the other states (...Florida) like to mimic it and make fun of him for it.

Oh god, the Jersey Shore era. He was a basketball short, tank top wearing MESS.

The state, New Jersey is actually home to the most diners! So you'll often find Jersey cookin' up a really good greasy ass burger! Surprisingly, he's an.. okay chef!

New York and New Jersey are both brothers, and they butt heads... a LOT. They're always always always fighting. Theres never a moment where they're together that they're not arguing, and if there is...? Oh god, run.

Surprisingly, he enjoys gardening. Jersey is the garden state for a reason! He keeps a small garden with mostly tomatos, potatoes, corn, and bell peppers!

Jersey is one of the shorter states! Looking at the size of the states, he'd be pretty short, maybe around 5'6!

[sadie-bug345]

gang as condiments🤨

i’m fr bored asf AND on my way to dinner so this type shit is on my mind rn🤷‍♀️🧌

ponyboy:

bro just screams ranch lover

and he the type to always talk abt how much he looooves ranch

like bro i like ranch too but im not drinking bottles like you are😭😭

hes actually so real for liking ranch though

W condiment 7/10

johnny:

this one was harder cause i think johnny is so chill

like bro couldn’t care less what sauce packets you give him for his chicken sandwich

but he prefers ketchup

classic, normal, AND widely available so all boxes are checked🤗

6/10 cause sometimes ketchup is too basic (plus johnny the type to forget to shake the bottle😧)

sodapop:

fry sauce fs

if yall don’t know it, it’s mayo and ketchup mixed together

IT SOUNDS BAD HEAR ME OUT

just try it okay🙏🙏

when soda feels a little quirky he’ll add some sriracha sauce and chefs it up

soda the type to make any mundane thing fun

to the point where he makes the WILDEST food concoctions just for laughs

but it gets to the point where it’s still funny but highly concerning 😟

darry:

now i hate to say this but bro probably likes yellow mustard🫢

he’s not super adamant about telling people but the gang makes fun of him SM

he always snaps back tho w some classy older sibling comeback

side note, he the typa guy to say “let’s fire up the grill😀” when it’s fourth of july and they’re having burgers and hot dogs

no hate tho🫡

2/10 i can’t condone the constant use of mustard

dally:

bbq sauce lover

which i mean he’s so real for that

pretends to not give a shit but we know he does🙄

thinks he acts as lowk as johnny w shit like this but if he gets a sandwich from someplace that messed up his order he’ll throw a total fit

”you seein’ this johnny? blech they put mayo all over my burger ‘stead of barbecue or somethin’ decent…what a dump..”

johnnys like “mhm🙄” *not even paying attention*

”maaaan you see this crime against humanity? what is this, huh?”

twos like “and YOU know a lot about crimes don’cha dal?”

dally kicks two bit in the shins under the table

8/10

two-bit:

realistically he likes honey mustard type sauces or none at all

but to fw people he’ll combine sauces and it’s actually so foul

my friend will do this and mix together ketchup and ranch to call it “kranch” and i tried it cause yolo and its death oml

once two gets the sauce packets just run cause he’s bouta fuck that place up💀💀

3/10 only redeemed by his genuine taste in sauces

steve:

lowk didn’t know what to put for him so if there’s any steve lovers out there lmk what you guys think he’d like‼️

but he seems like the type to like most sauces but he puts an ungodly amount on his food💀

like every fry has gotta be totally covered in ranch or smth

def the type to double dip a chip btw😟

anyways 5/10 not really sure to think 🤨

ANYWAYS ilysm always and request hcs, imagines, anything or if you wanna talk my messages are open!!

[mushed-kid]

god i wish i had a burger rn i would fuck that shit up nasty style im telling you and oh god with fries ugh man i would come all over the place like raz when he thinks about link istg i need a burger rn

[otrtbs]

OMG!!! okay first chapter was delectable, so super excited!!!!

i’m like kind of wondering if rosekiller will make an appearance this fic because evan’s little “those art freaks are fucking crazy. why would you want to get involved with something like that?”

like i can’t tell if i should be looking to him and being like oh just you wait😼 or like so true, stay the hell out of it babe

but i’m so excited to see how it all unravels!!!

HI!! HELLO !!! first of all, mwah thank you so much!!

so rosekiller is like. ,,,, basically like,,,, so like ,,,, *insert 32 minute long voice note here*

evan meets barty through james and he’s like “ur one of those freaks” and barty is like “absolutely n also im in love with you btw. did you know that??” bc its love at first sight for him. and evan’s like “………weird. that’s weird. that’s something a freak would say.”

but then evan starts to hang around james to kinda tangentially hang around barty,,, and barty starts showing up to places he’s at,,,and evan’s asking james questions like “so really what do you do all day in that class?” and next thing you know he’s driving a get away car and barty’s bleeding in his back seat and and james is like “i just murdered a guy come do cocaine w me and lily in a burger king parking lot” and evan’s like “…… am *i* also an art freak now ???? how did this happen?????”

but do barty and evan get together together ??? do they date ??? do they even sleep together ??? as of the plan i have for this story rn,,, no, they do not. it’s actually so much worse than that.

[totallynoteggos]

lol hey this is just a vent post abt my life rn I don’t really expect any on u to read this

Tw if you do read this: talk of Anxiety, ppl not understanding neurological limitations, talk of vauge self exit and SH (its very minor) overall vent post shit

Sorry u have to see me in such a shifty mental state but I need to get this off my chest before I resort to violence

Once again, not KND stuff this is a Vent Post

I’m not neurotypical by any means I'm on some spectrum but all we know so far is that I have OCD and Anxiety. Also I'm going into the 9th grade which that In of itself is a stressful situation but in the last four years I've never stayed in the same school so seeing the same people is hella new to me. I have this really bad habit of going no contact with people after the school year is over because I usually never see them again. My mom can't seem to understand that there are simply things I can't do because of the anxiety & OCD (and I'm not using this as a reason to act out or defy her) abt 2 weeks ago we went to get food, now usually I order my food to make sure I get what I like and not have a mixup. And pls notice this was after a week long “vacation” that ended up being stressful and draining. But anyways there was a mixup and I ended up with a burger with all toppings instead of plain, which caused me to panic because I was hungry and stressed before already. And instead of trying to accommodate she stood firm in her beliefs that I need to get over it and just eat the damn burger. And I heavily insisted on not eating it and eating the fries instead. After a argument (and at the instance of my grandma) she bought me another burger and while in line I told her outright that there are some things that I physically can't do or else they send me into a panic. She that said that she “gets that” but I don't have to act out In front of my grandma which she idolized. And now like I said with the whole start of school she's saying “it wont be your best years if you don't let it be your best years” but I don't think she understands that I don't know how to do that. I've moved around a lot and I've been made fun of a lot due to my interests, hobbies and simply just to be the clown. Most of the people I befriend end up getting annoyed or just keep me around until I say something that doesn't make me the dumb and “quirky” one. And like I said I suck at keeping contact and now everyone still has their old friend groups and mine just see me as a joke or weirdo now. Its stressing me out so much and its only been two days, hell yesterday I would have thrown up from the stress but because I was so stressed I didn't eat shit so I didn't throw up. School stresses me out so much it's unimaginable, its the people, the sounds, the halls, the fact that people won't leave you alone, someone always talking or screaming, just please shut the fuck up so I can learn and be out of here. And god its so fucking hard not feeling what everyone else around you feels. My moms getting upset at me for not wanting to go on the busses when I have gone on one and it left 20 fucking minutes from my house cus the lady was screaming and I got scared as was about to cry. And now she wants me to try again with kids I don't fucking know who some how don't know personal space or manners. And back to the emotions things, why the fuck don't I feel the same as them, god I feel so fucking robotic compared to my mother and everybody else but they also make me feel like a god damned mutt. On one hand they think it's weird that I don't want to talk or to Interact but somehow don't realize that it's their fault I don't want to, and on the other hand whenever I'm upset or angry and actually show it its MY fault. Because apparently since I'm the youngest of my family im supposed to have the personality of pinkie pie and I have no problems. And because I'm quiet, friendly or just shy and I'm supposed to control my emotions because I'm a “young lady”. I've tried talking to my mom about home school because my school has that as a option but she says that I can't hide when she's been doing that too. Sometimes I feel like she cares more for the happiness of those she wants to impress rather than that of her family. But god if all of life feels like this then count me out cus its too much to be alive right now. I think ima take a shot or three of night quill and hopefully sleep until ITs to late to go to school

Goodnight

[purretty-purrincess]

:33 < hey chat

i was gna rant abt smt thats been eating me alive for the past like week but i forgot so. have some art

bold is speech, italics are anything else

top to bottom, right to left, writing says

the girls are fighting!!.. oh no. it appears ive been mistaken.. theyre.. gods.. they were.. no, i shant say

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WH3N 1 S4Y G4M3, YOU S4Y G1RL! G4M3! gurl! G4M3! girl! whrn i say best in, u say tha world! best in! TH3 WORLD! best in! TH3 WORLD!

what? ? y9ure laughing. what. no? yes, y9u are. what at? your shirt. its.. its what? fag means amazing pers9n, d9es it n9t? ..nah. youre right, it does

men. men.

your eyes.. are an ocean. your tits.. are also an ocean

TRIGGER ALERT!!

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what the fuck does a denizen look like

girl im at my denizens place but shes scary,, what the fuck do i even do??

DD: < GPRL WHAR!!! GET OUT OF THERE

man.. do i GOTTA die to go god tier??

-__- < YES BITCH!!

:(.. can i at least get a-

DX < NO!!!

sburb outfit + communication device

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(idk some gay shit)

chat is this rizz?

what?

chat is he being zesty rn?

what- whos chat?

is he dumb chat?

dirk, please!

<- accused of being a witch

WHAT!? BUT IM A MAN!

. . .

nuh uh

OW WHAT THE FUCK. <- period cramps

<- he let gamzee do his makeup

no way bottom surgery

woah top AND bottom surgery!!!

holy shit bottom surgery

guys? guys whyd it give me breasts? & ehy is my dick gone? wh- guys? dont laugh im being serious!.. whats a transfem?

sp how do yuo like yr hair :)

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thats awesome man. SHUTUPSHUTUP I DONT CAREE OH MY GOD

sillt dogwolf girl!! living the therian dream

FUCKING BITCH ASS PUSSY KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU I FUCKING DARE YOU!!!

NEW DRAWING

no notes or speech

NEW DRAWING

grimdorks :3

2nd best best kid!!

Ermmm, ackshully!

imagine it being yr 13th birthday and you download a game, die, and become god in one day

v theyre in the elevator to go get food . also they have a healthier dynamic now

hey bro do u have a v

no. valentines r for dorks

oh. kay

later

cal.. will you marry m

BANG!

yo bro we forgot the WOAH whats going on here

out. get out of my room. this was a private moment

do it. put me in the microwave, pussy. put your bro in the lil cal microwave. i dare you. put me in there. co CAL MICROWAVE k burger bro. i d CAL MICROWAVE t. youre too scared. to CAL MICROWAVE just cook me. you COUNTER plenty. but COUNTER ? am i not good enough of a burger

NEW DRAWING

v helping dirk sendificate his head

cal? cal why were your eyes open? are you cheating? do you hate me? cal why are you smiling? cal please

my boyfriend. his name is cal

ohh i fucked up in raising him

yap yap yap

DAMNN shut up

i 🤍 giving dirk piercings

ngl dome of this us cringe now tyat im reading ut again bur whatevss

[pulpfanfiction]

favorite domesticated animal (you can specify breed). favorite traditionally american dish. favorite coat for cats. favorite t shirt you own. favorite mythical beast. favorite soup?

shiba inu for sure even though ill probably never own one (dogs are a lot of fucking work)

i don't even know. i fucking love a fucked up american burger

i don't know if i have an opinion on this. i like cat :)

i have this as a t-shirt instead of a baseball shirt, but it doesn't fit rn LOL for sure my favorite tho

i think griffins are badass. i do love a chimera also. can you tell im dragon's dogma brained right now. in fact on that note the sphinx rules

my favorite soup is some beef goulash my friends and i had at a festival called Serbfest, held at a Serbian Orthodox Church my friend lived next to in like 2013. we didn't know what it was but it was the most delicious brown slop ive ever had. the beef was so fucking tender. ive chased this high for a decade

[kolektsiakomah]

FIONNA N CAKE EP 1 RANT . SPOILERS ‼️‼️‼️

oh my god you guys marshall and gary are so cool¿¿¡¡¡¡¿¿¿¿ they havent interacted w/ each other directly yet but god bless their hearts theyre hella sweet. the way marshalls eyes lit up when he took a bite outta that gingerbread or whatever fella........ thwyre gay gay homosexual gay. [also garys boss can go fuck herself¿¿¿¿ his fucking gingerbread guys are top tier amazing i know theyre so good and ill never even taste them]

BRUH LOOK AT THIS GUY. GIRLYPOP

also fionna rented her apartment from marshalls mom. and marshall and his mom dont seem to be on good terms. and fionna had a thing w/ dj flame but he dumped her UNJUSTLY MAY I ADD. I WOULD NEVER FUMBLE THIS WOMAN. she very well could be the most relatable character for me from any show ever. shes my highest kin as the youth say. AND WTF WHAT WAS THAT STATUE IN CENTRAL PARK. IS THIS BETTY. IS THIS BETTY AM I SEEING THINFS OE NOT IM SCARED SOME1 HELP⁉️⁉️

cake is hella cute shes dear to me. everybody probably mentioned this already but i physically cant hold it im so happy cake is a girl and is voiced by a man. this is such a fun fact not to mention it works incredibly well too. ive only ever seen this type of situation in bobs burgers which is a DARN SHAME we as a society really need to utilize this more. NOT TO MENTION that scene in the trailer¿

this one¿¿ where cake n fionna n simon are standing in some desert and fionna doesnt seem to have a shirt on¿¿¿¿ GOOD. SHIT. WHEN WE GET TO THIS EP ILL GOBBLE IT UP finn has appeared shirtless in at many many times and what if fionna gets the same treatment¿¿¿¡¿¿¿¡¡¿ she could be wearing a bra or smth but i really hope that this show would let her be topless in a non sexual way. this is all ive ever wanted. non sexual portrayal of female tits. im so serious rn. weve already seen her without her pants on this couldnt hurt. also simons dogs are OUT and ABOUT some1 give this grandpa some coverage

ANYWAY IM SO FUCKING READY FOR SIMON PETRIKOV DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE SAD SLOPPY MEOW MEOW AND HIS GIRLBOSS GIRLYPOP BABYGIRL BADASS WIFE. GIVE ME PETRIGROF JUICE RNNNNNNNN

[momo-shut-the-fuck-up]

Incomplete list of things i Disike about life makeover:

1. I hate the vvanna quiz that u gotta do every week and the thought waltz u do every day. I dont wanna sit there for 30 seconds to get a small reward n why would u make me do a quiz for reqards when i just started playin and i dont know shit about fuck?

2. The ui is genuinely kind of awful. Pretty, but awful. Like, look at this one page for example.

The store has a picture of a girl wearin stuff u cant even buy at the store. Do u know what u do in the fashion studio? No? I wouldnt blame you its just a random picture. You make clothes, like you shape your own stuff. Brand design studio? You craft suits. Doesnt have anythin to do with makeup though. And then u have one of the pictures not even leadin to anything, just there, filling space.

And for the place where u go to make the clothes. One of those bubbles you Create The Clothing, on the other you Paint The Already Created Clothing. Can u guess which is which? WRONG its the other way around

3. The way everythin is divided into so many little stores and currencies and whatnot. Every god damn feature has its own store and thus gives u currency that u can use in said store. This isnt necessary pls

4. Every possible screen has one of these little fuckers which gives u a little red notification mark and u go and claim it and it gives you 1000 coins and a punch in the face

5. This is a me problem but i just cant get into being the protag of this story. I have no attachment to this girl and she s sayin stuff i would never lmao i much preffer bein a disembodied voice inside nikki s head while she s out doin cool stuff and/or getting tramatized and im in bed eatin a burger

6. Too much, too fast. It feels like if i joined love nikki rn, game is old and has so much Stuff Going On and it s impossible to catch up now. Shining nikki did a great job with its global release, takin things slowly and not overwhelming anyone.

7. Also time for a nitpick lol. Whenever i take a screenshot, this screen pops up. Leave me alone bruh im not sharing ur shit

8. Thas all i can think of rn 👍