#literally call an ambulance but not for me

[ladyespera]

i still just think it's hilarious how some of sephiroth's last words in crisis core pre-dying (first time) are "don't test me." devastating. humiliating. cloud really said you meant don't test ME. bitch you come in my fucking village with that stupid fucking sword you'd better come prepared for these country hands. man had NO idea just WHOM he was testing. he came he saw he lost. no attempts at dissuasion just stab stab stab claw swing. rip sephiroth he tried the wrong teenager. YEET.

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

im still dealing with the consequences of my accident - where i fell down five meters and was almost paralysed meaning i had to get emergency surgery on my spine but i also broke my foot which has enforced my already existing back and posture issues - leading to pain and sometimes debilitating pain. yet my doctor says there is no chance this is recognised as a disability which would mean i get special worker protection which i feel i need because im being guilt-tripped and not believed and probably soon to be fired at both my jobs because i have to call in sick every now and then due to sitting at a desk on the computer literally causing me pain. this is making me suicidal again, despite being on antidepressants. i already had health issues before the accident especially mental health so now im just super hopeless and anxious for the future

edit: i have a decent support net in my life and soon to start therapy so please dont worry about me, i just need to vent my frustration and feelings sometimes! i appreciate everyone reaching it out a lot though!

[castielsupernatural]

have you ever put somebody in an ambulance and then the ambulance literally goes missing

[batsplat]

Saturday afternoon I ran into Gibernau in the paddock. "I heard that tomorrow HRC are having a press conference," he said. "That's right, just after the race," I replied. "You'll say you're staying at Honda, won't you?" he asked. "No, actually. I'll announce I'm moving to Yamaha," I answered. I saw a flash in his eyes. First astonishment, then happiness. I could tell he had done some quick thinking and figured that it would only be good for him. He reckoned that I wouldn't do much on a Yamaha. I could read it on his face, just as I later could read it in the faces of so many other people who doubted me and my choice.

Valentino Rossi in his 2005 autobiography, What if I had never tried it

[yardsards]

living alone is all fun and games til you have a medical emergency and there's no one there to help you to the hospital

[gojoest]

okok

satoru cockwarming you (strap or not) when sitting in your lap. he's sitting there, in your lap, and trying not to squirm. especially with you kissing his neck and slowly stroking his dick. he'll whine that your hand is too slow, but if he bucks his hips upwards, you'll pull out a bit, and that'll make him whine more because he wants to be full.

🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬 ………….good lord…………….

[einstetic]

i opened my thesis document this morning

"last edit made on June 3rd, 2023"

i feel like word is intentionally trying to make me avoid this whole thing bc that message does not make me motivated lmao

[vulpinesaint]

funniest possible response here. venom why are you like this

[devil-doll13]

Im well enough now that I’m able to hoover and do chores like dusting that aren’t bad on my back if not done in excess. With that in mind I was able to clean a bit :D Whatever this strange chest/abdomen pain is is causing me grief though. I thought it was because I was eating w a healing gut but it seems random

[skyloftian-nutcase]

So earlier this year, we had an Incident and an ambulance came for my brother as a precaution (everything is back to normal, so no worries there!) and we find out that he and the EMT had one high school class together. At first, it was the fact that they were the same age, and then it was "where you in So-So's Grade 9 Geography class?".

Anyway, have you or Hyrule run into a situation where you know a patient and catch up a little a bit and it's kind of lighthearted because the situation isn't serious?

Seeing as I run squad duty in my hometown, I've had situations where I run into people who know me. I don't ever remember it being all too lighthearted, unfortunately.

Hyrule did get called for Aurora once because she was having such back pain she couldn't move. She summarily died of shame that anyone called an ambulance over that and said she'd just deal with it and refused to be transported. Hyrule came to see her after his shift was done and helped her go to an urgent care so she could get some muscle relaxers.

[robynator]

just bought tickets to see within temptation which reminded me of the time i almost bought bambie thug tickets when i was drunk out of my mind saying "it's fine i won't regret this in the morning!" i woke up the next morning with very few memories of the night before and after some reminiscing frantically texted my friend asking if i bought concert tickets. turns out i did not. because i forgot my bank account details

so naturally i went ahead and bought them anyway, hungover as shit but at least sober. and now i have a bambie thug concert to look forward to

[muchmossymess]

I need to stop sleeping all day its giving me wild as fuck dreams

[dirt-str1der]

What ive learned about the yakuza community is that you guys are way too hung up over that scene in y4 where he pinned haruka to the ground then started panting really heavily , that didnt happen for me , that scene wasnt real to me i forgot about it.

[wampabampa]

I’ve been sitting here for 3 hours about to be 4..

[evilwriter37]

I hate weed I hate weed I hate weed I hate weed I hate weed I hate-

[peachiyyy]

The most American thing about me is that I refuse to go to the doctors ever