#literally put no filter

[wolfram-but-art]

mercenaries the typa person to say "is anyone gonna fall in love with that?" and then not wait for an answer

reblogs > likes btw \(^_^)/

zoom-ins under cut :3

the polka dot brush texture was made by ggutinho on DeviantArt btw!!

[scorchrend]

clover for my evil art challenge (i asked people on twitter what defining traits were in my art and had to draw without them)

not allowed:

texture

grey backgrounds

round shapes (twice this was mentioned)

jesters. what the fuck man. evil

primary colors

sharp eyes

3:4 angles

i was also requested to draw as flat as possible

unrelated to the challenge, here is a regular doodle

[redhoodie1723]

Yeah let's also cancel Lewis Hamilton for meeting and having conversations with Putin... Yeah... Also maybe Seb too because he was also there???? Yeah... Right...some of you have never had a job where you had to talk positively about someone you didn't like or approved just for the sake of keeping that job.

idk which time ur talking about hamilton and putin meeting up and making friends, as the only time i can find that they've interacted was at the 2015 russian grand prix where putin was giving out the race trophies. hamilton, vettel, and perez were all on the podium for that race. correct me if im wrong and theres another time theyve met, but thats literally all i can find.

now, first of all, there's a big difference between having to interact with a political figure on a race podium, and choosing to interact with them freely out in the paddock, taking pictures with them, and praising them in additional interviews. there's also a big difference between being polite to the current leader of the country you're in that is known for killing/imprisoning people who speak out against him, and actively supporting an ex-leader who has (as far as we know) never actually killed someone for not being supportive.

if you ask me, it would've been unsafe for hamilton or any of the drivers on that podium to speak out against putin at that moment or act impolitely. on the other hand, the biggest trouble norris could get in for not praising trump and taking pictures with him is maybe a talking too back at the mclaren HQ. like, lets be real, it would be ridiculous and insane of mclaren to fire norris after all the time/resources theyve put into his development, especially now that its finally starting to pay off. it would be like shooting themselves in the foot, a move thats generally reserved for ferrari's strategy team or sauber's pit stops.

furthermore, you are simply assuming that norris' job wouldve been at risk in this situation. not once has it been implied that he was threatened or coerced into this situation. its even less likely that that has happened since piastri hasn't made any comments or taken any pictures with trump as far as i can find. for all we know, it could've been norris' idea to do all that. so, not exactly the strongest defense here.

and even if he had been forced into the corner and told to take pictures and play nice, he also took it a step further to compliment trump in other interviews saying it was an "honor" and there's a lot to "respect" about trump. hamilton has never come out saying any of that about putin. in fact, he has come on the record since then condemning putin and his actions. can you tell me where norris has come out condemning trump and his actions? no? that's funny.

[intuitive-revelations]

Hmmm....

Thematically i kind of liked that.

But man that plot was... not good.

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Daily fish fact #685

Lampreys!

While some lampreys turn to a parasitic lifestyle as adults, drilling into the sides of bigger animals to feed on their flesh and blood, lamprey larvae, ammocoetes, are actually filter feeders! The lamprey larva life stage can last up to a decade, and they spend their time being half-buried in sandy substrate, consuming whatever tiny organic particles float to them. Ammocoetes' feeding rate is the slowest of any suspension-feeding animal, and due to this they require a habitat very rich in nutrients.

[paper-cities]

Train ride

Based on this fic~

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44373244?view_full_work=true

[balloonboyismyson]

know something... i imagine if cowboy monty was a thing... i would totally see the Fazbear company taking full advantage of that with western styled cartoons starring Monty. Just like they'd probably take full advantage of space freddy... and roxanne wolf's raceway with their own cartoons.

CHICA WORK OUT DVDs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN NOW IMAGINE ALL THE 80s/90s COMMERCIALS- MAYBE SPRINKLE IN A COUPLE OF REAL PEOPLE WITH DRAWN ANIMATRONICS IN THE SAME COMMERCIAL!!!!!!

[lightbulb-warning]

i used to freehand comics all the time as a child and since the part i liked was the drawing part i would just draw panel after panel because i didn't want to stop drawing to think about icky icky words, plus the story TOTALLY still made perfect sense! to me! and noone else, but 'whoooo caaaaares omgggg its not like comics and sequantial art are a communicative meeediummmm lmaoooooo'. i spent my entire childhood telling myself stuff like "oh pfft I know this story by heart- ill SIMPLY remember the dialogue and write it later" ...and. I can't help but admire baby maiora's (call that a minora ba tm tsk) fucking audacity? hubris? confident wrongness? kid couldn't even remember to finish the comics in the first place? INCREDIBLE levels of unearned self assurance, wish that were me, genuinely- what an icon!!! anyway i think i have forever cursed myself

[pearwaldorf]

So my icon twin has said something that has made them one of the main characters on Twitter at the moment. Every so often my friends are like "I was really confused why you were spouting the most bullshit takes and then I saw the handle."

I used to be extremely offended by this until I was browslng Tumblr half-awake and was like "I absolutely do not remember posting about Good Omens recently wtf??"

A friend on Twitter said I should be able to make my icon twin put a little evil goatee on their userpic so we know which one of us is from the Mirrorverse and I very much agree.

In the immortal words of Michael Bolton:

[miyooree]

Unhinged Headcanon: Clarence reads (and probably writes) fanfiction.

[good-omens-heritage-posts]

Heritage implies age, these aren’t heritage posts they’re just posts you like

you aren't wrong, i've just decided that maybe that's okay tbh

[shmothman]

hello! i've had thoughts in my brain about THAT blonde guy and i don't know where else to scream them so i thought i'd share them here where vash receives a lot of love from his fans 😊 but like theres a ton of fic where he's in heat right and those are BOMB fr but what if vash's PARTNER was in heat instead of him 🤔 i dont necessarily mean like biological heat cycles it could also be like they ovulating or sum lmao but i just think it'd be funny if he had to deal with that xjsbxjsbzjsbx

btw ur fics are my Fav ever thank you for posting!! 🩷

^the blond guy in question

first of all, thank you so much!! I’m honored to be the one you come to to share vash thoughts 🥰🥰 second of all:

(nsfw below the cut, 18+ only)

Sjdnsjdjsjdj listen i do already have a few ideas written down that are at least tangential to this, from “Vash’s pheromones are capable of kickstarting something like a heat in a human bc independent plants are bioengineered to be the Biological Bridge between plants and humans” to “literal sex pollen” and by god do i want to explore those in a fic (and plan to!! but i write pretty slowly and i have So Many Ideas, including Yet Another Heat Fic But With Feathers This Time). BUT I will jot some things down here and maybe hopefully come back to this soon 🤣

The thing is, if Vash triggered it in you, he’s going to feel a bit guilty. He knows how inconvenient—and sometimes painful—it can be, and the last thing he wants to do is make anything harder for you. But… well, he’s not going to lie and say that this isn’t the hottest thing he’s ever seen. The love of his life, suddenly insatiable with need? Blushing and fidgeting and hardly able to string words together in your desperation? His pants are already off, don’t worry. He’ll give you whatever you need, for as long as you need it—you don’t even need to ask. Though, he’s drooling almost as much as you are as he asks if you need another, as he takes you apart in every single way he knows how, pushing himself beyond the point of exhaustion just to make sure you don’t have a moment of discomfort, reiterating the entire time how much he loves you. He’s got you, and it’s going to be okay.

[the-sand-guardian]

Hey guys are we up for pac fanart?

[girlsdads]

[cheddar-inq]

can we please stop censoring the things we put in our dni lists or in the tags of our posts

please

[miicycle]

Talk shit about Stolitz all you want, but do not ever say that Stolitz is toxic in the same breath as saying you prefer Striker x Blitz for not being as toxic because what in the ever loving hell are you smoking if you think one is better than the other?!!! SHIP WHAT YOU WANT BUT DONT SLANDER ONE SHIP AND THEN SAY YOU PREFER AN ARGUABLY JUST AS FLAWED SHIP???? DONT YOU ACT ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY

(ship what you want girlies, im not shaming ships here im just saying the irony was fucking hilariously POTENT)