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[twinkubus]

dogboys and doggirls who follow each other are. they are muttuals. is this anything

[thewolveswolf]

hey look mom i'm writing chapter 10 of london, libraries & love 👀

[yathrib]

[lilbob228]

So, it's been a while since the previous post about Mao (the one MK), and then I remembered that I was painting Red Son <33

Of the slight changes, his name is no longer Red Son, he's now VlaDos, because that's really funny-funny (at least to me). Here are the top facts from the au:

• He doesn't like you if you can't beat him

• Doesn't like red. He's so sick of it that he's been wearing anything but red for the last couple centuries

• It feeds on bearings, rocks, your soles (because dumb peasants can't afford clean water)

• Favorite animal is Mao, favorite treat is dragons (toxic green ones are the tastiest)

• He's so progressive, he's got 30+ fathers

• He doesn't like being called a "cow" or "cowboy", but nobody cares

• Lactose intolerant (because his first dad was cow. But he himself is not a cow, please do not confuse)

• Has several jobs, one of which is babysitting - teaching dumb peasants how to wash and babysitting alcoholics

• Likes to give kids sticks to fight against him in a bunch (or rather just beat him with a group). Thus educates them in anarchist thinking, because he likes feudalism only when he is in charge. And since it is now below the plinth, something must be done about it.... and if you raise the kids right, they'll overthrow the current government and then he'll eat them and be in charge. Why can't he do it himself? Firstly, he doesn't have to, secondly, it's not the king's business, and thirdly, he's lazy

• He doesn't smoke, he doesn't drink, and he doesn't swear

• Loves dark and scary alleys where if there's any sound, it's someone's scream

• Can't ride a bike, but a bike can ride him

• Used to work as a speed bump and it was his favorite job

• He has many names, most of which are so profane and obscene swear words that I won't write them (the author was well brought up). But his favorite name is VlaDos. Probably. Actually, anything but "Cow" and "Cowboy"

• The zodiac sign is the rat. Even if there is no such zodiac sign (the author just can't remember)

• His favorite childhood game was "Catch me up, Brick" (Brick always caught up)

• His furrsuit is his skin

• Gave the people fire, hoping that they would chain him to the wall and every hour an eagle would fly in to peck his liver, but they said thank you. So he had to burn them

• Every time he burns himself to ashes the winds take him to a old magical city✨✨✨

Heyo, thank you so much for reading, be safe ;3

[socialshakespeare]

We said nothing but bangers and we meant it!

April's play is a little less well known than most of the lineup this year (conspiracy theories aside) but it's funny, it's flirty, and it's got a lot more depth than you might realize. Join our labor of love as we read - Love's Labor's Lost!

[caballero15]

This beautiful sunshine

[loganlermanlovers]

Everyone say happy birthday logan lerman

[nwarrior777]

I made Animation Short "LoveLoveLove" special for Pride Month!

Be ready for LOVE!

[drawingbakeryy]

Will Dee marry me 🥺🥺💍💍💍 I’ll treat him right and you know it

DONT IGNORE ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER

NO LEG NO TOO BAD‼️‼️‼️

[icvvvvvxx]

[twinkubus]

sometimes sex can be. biting and hitting and grabbing & squeezing hard leaving marks and biting and pinching and scratching and bruising teeth pulling on lip and earlobe & jaw pressing into shoulder making tooth impressions & jaw locking on throat feeling pulse and choking and gagging and slapping and hitting and punching and clawing and biting and hitting. imo

[thewolveswolf]

chapter 10 of london, libraries & love is up!

please enjoy nearly 5K of... well. bickering, really. highlights include:

crowley watching aziraphale eat a scone

aziraphale realising that maybe he actually likes crowley. just a little bit tho. nothing crazy. (okay denial 😬)

crowley being a bastard

aziraphale being a bigger bastard

mustache porn????

literal bird shit

bonding™

what can i say? i am but a vessel for good omens idiocy

[yathrib]

[lovelooksgudonu]

[r-u-e]

WHAT! WOW! M O O N B Y U L ! S O L A R ! MAMAMOO+ ... MOONSUN!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍

[alfairb]

And I don't enjoy to watch you crumble I don't enjoy to watch you cry But make no mistake Make no mistake Look me in the eye, say that again