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[berryberrytaeberry]

Wei Wuxian *entering Cloud Recesses*: yOu wOuLdN't LaSt aN hOuR iN tHe AsYluM wHeRe ThEy rAiSeD mE

Lan Zhan: You were here for only a few months

...

Lan Zhan: And I've lived here my whole life what do you mean--

Lan Zhan: And wouldn't that lyric be more fitting at the burial mounds???

Wei Wuxian: WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD MEEEEE

[miwiromantics]

One boy is the cause of mass murder and has suffered abduction and possession at the age of 11-12 and one boy can’t even throw a fucking rock.

Guess who is who?

The answer may shock you!!!

[rarilight]

Secretly, Neither of them like each others pets

"It's just... it's creepy!" Rarity confessed to Rainbow Dash, ashamed. "Owlowiscious is always there, no matter where I look! Just... staring! And let me tell you, the last thing I want when having an intimate moment with my marefriend is for her owl to stare at us the entire time!"

"Ewwwww, Rares! Too much information, dude! Too much information!"

----

"It's just... it's like it hates everypony," Twilight told Applejack over a couple of ciders. "And I like cats! I know some ponies think cats are all 'evil' or something--"

"'Cause they are," Applejack replied.

"But this one actually does hate everything! I don't think I've ever seen Opal happy once in my entire relationship with Rarity!"

"I'm tellin' you, Twi. Cats?" Applejack narrowed her eyes. "Evil."

--- taking little raritwi prompts for a bit, feel free to send me asks w/ them

[shotmrmiller]

That SD!Simon who took a one night stand would have me accepting a babysitting job across the city. The that requires Reader to stay with the kids for a week cause the parents need the vacation. Maybe, possibly meeting someone from that side and 👀

i hear that LOUD AND CLEAR. LIKE GLASS.

listen i ooooooh i would be reaching out to my toxic but great lay ex like pull up neoooowww

gotta have him being a big gross grump who takes care of his own kid now. stop knocking on our door asking how much formula she takes read the can brother

naw i'd be hella moving on. catch me firmly setting lines he cannot and will not cross. no i don't give a damn how tired you are, get your baby and go back to your own flat. no i cannot watch your child mr. riley im gonna have a guy over and you will not interrupt my date with him.

girllll (gn) i'd be howling like a cat in heat during sex too js.

[mxtxfanatic]

No, every interpretation is not valid in a piece of media unless the creator has explicitly said somewhere that they have left their work open to interpretation. If you wanna “choose your own adventure” your way through a story, Minecraft exists, The Sims 4 was made free, a blank Word/Google document is a few clicks away, a pen and paper are easily found in the supplies section of most stores. A story for adults with a plot, characters, and conclusion is not your build-a-bear. You are looking for fanfics.

Someone else took the time to make a thing and share it with you so that you could understand the thing they are trying to communicate to you. If an author writes, “The sky is purple,” you don’t get to go, “Well, in the world that I live in, the sky is blue, so the sky in the story must be blue, too. Let’s discuss!” and treat that as “valid interpretation” that should be discussed with equal weight as the people discussing “ok, what’s the significance of the sky being purple? 🤔” I don’t give a singular fuck about whether you are familiar with the "cultural context" of the story or whether you can understand the original language it was written in or whether or not you know the creator on a person level. None of that shit matters, because nobody consumes media for the express purpose of finding out whether or not it conformed to the bank of knowledge Rando Number User #24,232 has learned in life. No person engaged in real critique ever has to take you seriously if your attempts at "analysis" begin and end at "I don't know the author irl to know what their intentions were, so anything goes!" That is a lazy copout, nothing "critical" to be found. Not everything in a general fandom space has to be canon-exclusive, no, but every claim to canon has to align with what is in the actual source material. There’s nothing wrong with either of those statements.

So no, you don’t get to waltz into a canon space going “Jiang Cheng is a great brother and uncle, let’s discuss” and then get upset when told “In this book, Jiang Cheng is an abusive uncle and childhood friend, and round these parts, we discuss the book.” Don’t wanna discuss Jiang Cheng's canon characteristics? The main tags never went anywhere. Get from round these parts.

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: homophobia mention / transphobia mention / ]

Hate being mad on main but since apparently some people wanna be homophobic and transphobic in this fandom, on this website, in this year, I gotta say boy howdy I sure do love how literally none of the characters in Rise are cishet! Not a one!

Pride month? More like pride year, yeah?

(But yeah if there’s any homophobes or transphobes following me I heavily suggest you leave now, please.)

[dovewingkinnie]

sometimes i think about michael and i wonder "what if he was silly" i mean have you seen the minigame he's in, he's just happily strolling down the street and everyones super happy to see him thats a whimsical man right there!! idk what hes like in canon maybe hes silly in canon too but definitely not in the way im doing

[lordzuuko]

Gojou Satoru taking a photo with his kouhai he so totally do not have a crush on, he swears! Print | Ko-fi

[deadbaguette]

Messing around with a Helen design….. The one on the left has a pretty simple outfit (similar ish to my Penelope’s) BUT I might consider giving Clytemnestra, Penelope and Helen alt designs more inspired by Mycenaean dresses (the right)

[lazycranberrydoodles]

woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye

follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits

[pagesofkenna]

anyway my favorite mormon joke made by a nonmormon was in an episode of Skyjacks, wish i could remember which one; someone says something like 'we need more men here' and JPC in-character responds something like 'uh, i think they prefer to be called church of jesus christ of latter-day saints' and its my favorite joke because a) i was so ready for that to be a belittling jab that it actually took me a second to realize it was actually very funny, b) i learned recently that my best friend who studied comparative religions didn't even know what the deal was with 'mormon' vs 'lds' so the fact that JPC knew enough mormon lore to make an informed joke and he stuck to an actual funny one is a delight, and c) i'm pretty sure no one else in the scene even clocked the joke

[bookalicent]

another day another post of acting like jaime was cersei's victim and didn't have at least some autonomy of his actions towards her

[sarasade]

AU where Aaravos kept his promise to Claudia and then keeps the gang around for his later plans.

The thought of Aaravos doing something kind for completely self-serving reasons just tickles my mind. I love it when villains do stuff like that. (also poor Claudia was so miserable in the Lost Child -short. she deserves to get spoiled a little.)

[steviesbicrisis]

I take your

Steve: Oh, it's okay to like both?

And I raise you a

Steve: It's absolutely not okay to like both. I love girls okay? girls are great, they are so pretty, they smell amazing, they're loving and caring- I could go on and on about them. Girls are perfect-

Robin: *in the background* tell 'em bestie!!!

Steve: But then there are some exceptions, like Harry Styles or my gremlin of a boyfriend, that make me like boys as well. Some boys. A very few boys. But I don't want to like them at all!!! I've been tricked!!!

Steve: *pulls Eddie's face into the shot* see?? it's the Bambi eyes!! He deceived me and when I realized it was too late!!

[pencildragons]

i feel like human!john would really want to like spicy food but have approximately zero spice tolerance. no orthur im not crying my eyes are just sweating . yes from the pepper orthur . ive only had tastebuds for three months go fuck yourself orthur

[commandertartarsmoocher]

Oh hey, it's Commander Tartar and Smollusk hanging out!

The silly has been contained...

... Smollusk seems to be having fun so it's fine, right?

This lovely humanoid Smollusk design was made by the very talented @melonenbrot !