#lofthouse cookies

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

From everything I’ve seen, you either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. So I want to know what tumblr’s consensus is!! Reblog for larger sample size!!!

[sweetoothgirl]

Ube Lofthouse Cookies

[disco-orange]

Ninjago characters and how they feel about lofthouse cookies:

[Aka "those cookies."]

Kai:

He pretends to like them for Lloyd. He doesn't like them, but he doesn't dislike them either.

Jay:

He fuckin loves these guys. He claims the different frosting colors have different flavors.

Cole:

This is the one cake-like thing Cole doesn't like. He thinks of them as a disgrace to cakes.

Zane:

Never actually had one

Nya:

She doesn't like them, but I don't think she'd like many sweet foods anyways?

Lloyd:

He used to Love them, but stopped loving them as he got older. He doesn't understand why Kai keeps eating them when they're around, but he doesn't really have the heart to tell Kai he doesn't have to pretend to like them anymore.

P.I.X.A.L.:

She can't eat, but she likes the way they look.

Arin:

Would kill for these.

Sora:

Would kill Arin for eating these.

[fattributes]

Pastel Lofthouse Cookies

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

One of my favorite safe foods :)

[razzleberry-lemonade]

don’t think i ever posted this here but heres a notebook i decorated with like a “kidcore/nostalgiacore themed “ a couple years ago

((ignore the timestamps it was from a filter i used to make the pics look “more nostalgic” lol))

[confettieparfait]

shark cookies ! 🦈

[punk-pangolins]

[stawberrywinters]

🍪Lofthouse cookies!🍪

Make these cookies whenever you’re in the mood for something sweet but too lazy to get some from the store <3

Servings: 28 cookies

Prep time: 15 minutes

Cook time: 8 minutes

Ingredients:

2 1/4 cups (270g) all-purpose flour

1/2 tsp baking powder

1/4 tsp baking soda

1 Tbsp cornstarch

1/2 tsp salt

1/2 cup (113g) butter room temperature

1 cup (200g) sugar

1 egg room temperature

1/4 cup (60g) sour cream

1 1/2 tsp (7.5ml) vanilla extract

1/4 tsp of almond extract is optional

Buttercream:

1/2 cup (113g) butter room temperature

2 cups (240g) powdered sugar

1 tsp (5ml) vanilla extract

2 tbsp (30ml) milk + more if needed

Food coloring and sprinkles are optional

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C)

Combine the flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda, and cornstarch in a bowl then whisk together and set aside

Cream the butter and sugar until fluffy then beat in the egg, vanilla, and almond extract if using. Add the sour cream and mix until combined, scraping the bowl down as needed.

Add the dry mixture to the wet and mix on low until just combined. Use your spatula to scrape down the bowl and combine any errant flour. Shape dough into a disk then cover in plastic and chill for an hour.

Roll the dough out to ¼ inch then use a 2 1/2-3 inch circular cookie cutter to cut the cookies, Reroll the scraps and cut the remaining cookies. Transfer cookies to parchment-lined baking sheets and bake at 375°F (190°C)for 8-9 minutes or until the cookies are just turning color on the bottom edge. Set aside to cool completely.

While the Cookies bake, cream the butter then mix in the powdered sugar, and vanilla. Drizzle in the milk while mixing on low then increase speed to high and beat until smooth. If using food dye, mix in a drop at a time until desired color is reached.

Top the cookies with a thin layer of buttercream and a smattering of sprinkles.

And enjoy! 😋

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

btw controversial opinion, but everyone in the tags saying that “homemade lofthouse cookies are better” are incorrect. you dont like lofthouse cookies, you like sugar cookies. the poisonous chemicals and microplastics in lofthouse cookies are what make them so delectable

[professional-termite]

van i'm going to need you to elaborate for me

why do y'all call lofthouse cookies jesus cookies??

"theyre as good, if not better than, jesus christ himself" according to a local 10yo

[sprinklesharkie]

SHARK COOKIES ! 🦈

[thathalloweenyfeeling]

[urban-legends276]

Say hi to loft house cookie.

I made em myself.

They are a cookie who bakes cake monsters in CRK

Because i love them.. and i love you guys, you now are blessed with this sassy cookie.

They love the cakes they bake but sometimes they mess things up..

They are a neutral cookie as they have no affiliation with the gingerbrave gang but also isn’t hired by Dark enchantress, she is just here.. baking her little cookie heart out.

Red velvet if they met would be besties cuz girly has a whole cake puppy army.

[handsometabbyc]

Caved and brought a package of those lofthouse valentines day cookies... the only thing that's been stopping me from buying them is the worry the frosting will be hard as a rock and lord help me and my sweet tooth, they weren't