#lol who’s surprised

[cherrytimemachine]

Ok but like- prewar Mesoprowl au where I just throw out their canon meetup and make my own separate universe.

Prowl and Mesothulas met through one of Prowl’s friends and a classmate of Meso’s, the outlier Damus. The thing is, Damus had no intention of introducing them, and he frankly hated how weird and sometimes creepy he’d get with Prowl. For some reason or another, Prowl actually liked this guy though, so Damus kept his mouth shut about it.

Fast forward to their frankly strange way of living together and Meso reveals he made a baby as a surprise. Prowl is stunned and he doesn’t feel right about it since Meso never asked him if he wanted a child, he just decided without consulting Prowl at all. Despite that, Prowl stayed with him and tried to help raise baby Ostaros (the name was of course Meso’s idea) as best as he could while he was trying to pass his police academy training.

The final straw came when Mesothulas unveiled his creation that he called the Noisemaze. That was just too much for Prowl, and one night he took Ostaros and fled his home all the way to his good friend’s house. Damus had risen concerns about his classmate before, but Prowl had told him everything was fine. He felt really guilty about brushing him off when he finally left. Damus gave him a place to stay in his own home and voluntarily took baby Ostaros and dropped him off at an orphanage, so he could have a chance at a loving family better suited to raise him. Prowl did love his son, but he knew that he lacked the maturity and the capacity to provide his child with the guidance he needed, and so he made the hard decision to give him up for adoption.

He wouldn’t come into contact with Mesothulas again for some time, until this strange spinner creature kidnapped him and held him hostage, only to reveal himself as a mutated version of Mesothulas. This version of him is based off of Elita One from Animated, and he has her power to be able to use other people’s outlier abilities with a single touch. Unfortunately, his mutation not only turned him into a half organic, but he’d slowly been succumbing to the more cannibalistic nature of spiders with both a lack of food and the organic mutation in his CNA.

He ate Prowl’s eye is what I’m saying.

This new entity renamed himself Tarantulas, a mad scientist with a thirst for his own blood. His hands and spider appendages can be used to take the powers of another, as well as being able to inject venom into victims. His true horrific ability is behind his woven silk mask he made to cover his face. His mouth, with a single deep bite, could inject his mutation into another mech, turning them into a monstrous spider creature, just like himself.

Anyway, Imma go to bed now, bye. ✌️

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[greelin]

people when trauma victims act traumatized especially in a way that is unpalatable to them because it involves lashing out and unpredictable moods and having boundary issues rather than just being demure, sad, and consumable

[inspisart]

dick took the news that a strange thirteen year old broke into his apartment while he was away at the circus pretty well, I gotta say

[shorlinesorrows]

Give me a Percy Jackson who hates swim team. Who went to a public pool for swim lessons once when he was five and started to sob the second his skin hit the water

give me a Percy Jackson who is always just the slightest bit unsettled at pools because water is never meant to have the life sucked out of it and be divided into lanes or put in boxes in the ground

Water isn’t meant to be contained.

a percy jackson whose skin feels like it’s slowly beginning to burn when he tries to swim in chlorinated water, who hates any set swim stroke with a passion and can’t stick to one for the life of him

who doesn’t understand why you’d want to keep only to the surface of the water, when being cradled under the surface is everything

because swimming is supposed to be like the tides, maybe patterned, but never identical, it’s supposed to be flowing with the world around you as you please

Give me a Percy Jackson who loves the sheer nature of water so much that he can’t help but quietly despise our “pools” and their dead water with their constricted sides and restrictions on what it means to change with the world around you

A Percy Jackson who is the child of water in its most natural state, and who can hardly bear to see the way society has attempted to contain it and sterilize it and strip away its power

He hates swim team, but that’s only the half of it

[repmet]

@rwrbsource & @rwrbmovie’s rwrb appreciation month bingo: favourite scene

I'll break the sound barrier for you.

[mepomepo]

Come back from work, draw Emmet, all is good in the world

[cosmicdreamgrl]

jungkook x black: pt.2 [ cr: 0613data, namuspromised ]

[thealogie]

hey have you seen the Gaiman allegations?

I had not! But I did just look it up. Here’s the link. I feel awful for those women and think they’re so brave for coming forward against someone so beloved/powerful.

[happyk44]

actually lol the story playing out as it does but after Annabeth reunites with Percy, he looks behind her and is very quickly, "where's grover"

cue depression that some other satyr is joining them on this quest instead of Grover, who obviously decided not to come get Percy himself because he hates him

("percy, he doesn't hate you, he's just busy preparing trying to keep Gaea down with all the other nature spirits")

("HE HATES ME")

[ganondoodle]

got this reblog on one of my posts were i talked about being anxious about the future of the zelda series after totk and-

i even went back and unblocked them just to check my own post and check twice what they meant exactly- but i still dont know how they got to these conclusions

i never said i 'want a good uwu ganondorf' (bc that would mean hes aligned with hyrule bc thats how goodness works!!!!11!1!!!), i also dont think of any of the zeldas as 'whores' (seriously, where did that come from?? neither me nor the addition of someone agreeing with me said anything like that??? did they think bc the addition called tloz misogynistic means we think zelda is a whore????? huh???)

its also funny how they say they want zelda to stay a simple fairytale rather than have 'people like me' bc .. one point i talked about in the og post was how the evil arab thing VS good white people media likes to do so much is so normalized here that its simply seen as a simple harmless fairytale trope instead of a big underlying issue in general media and the writers might not even realize it (which is worse) bc the most 'generic' appeal is to people who dont think of it as a problem in the first place, because it is so normalized

(huh, i wonder about what kind of person that part was about .. hmmmm)

(ALSO funny they mention princess hilda as nuanced villain ... like ... wow they are so nuanced about purple haired people!!- like guess why we want a nuanced/less badly/less flat written ganondorf and what he, in particular, has not in common with other villains! its not his hair color! .... or was that point supposed to mean .. look we have one female character that is a villain, its not misogynistic! idk honestly)

(and the classic, "you just call it this/dont like it bc its not what you wanted !!!!!!!2!"1!112!!")

also funny how its 'never gonna be progressive enough' like asking for the franchise to maybe put a little more thought and nuance into their white divine right vs evil desert man simulator instead of making it worse is already asking too much

(i dont know what the last point has to do with anything??)

(also yes totk is racist, like most if not all of the franchise and a alot of other media as well, shocker- you can still like it though, i and plenty of other people are still fans of it, we just wish they did a little more with their stuff and maybe not make the racism problem WORSE)

(also yes the hyrule monarchy is also evil :))) )

(and also not so secretly so either :)) )

[poorlydrawnstickmen]

Day 11

[ramlightly]

This sketch has been deemed too much for tumble, so you can see my webcomic characters getting it on my twitter lol

[sleepy-bebby]

[doctor-donnaa]

Catherine Tate on filming "Turn Left"