Day 12: Broken Bones
Part 12 of Deck the Hells
Fandom: Critical Role
Rating: T
Warnings: Broken bones, blood
Summary: Some days you just need a certain kind of pain to help you remember that you're alive. As Ashton soon discovers, it's always good to have Fearne around for those kinds of days.
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Some days life just shat all over you, and that was why Ashton was currently here, in a tavern six blocks away from where their friends were all staying, trying desperately to get shitfaced before someone noticed they were missing. Probably end up sleeping in an alley covered in their own vomit, but some days you just needed pain like that to help you remember you were alive.
“Ashton.”
And fuck them running, they’d been found.
Fearne propped one elbow on the bar to lean into their personal space. “Found you.”
“Yeah, you did,” Ashton said dryly, draining their glass and signaling for another. “What’cha gonna do about it?”
“I guess that depends on what you’re doing here.”
They snorted and shot her a sideways look. “What’s it look like I’m doing?”
She stared at the glass in their hand. “Getting drunk alone instead of getting drunk with all your friends.”
Fuck, right, this was Fearne…she wouldn’t scold them for needing the cheap whiskey that burned both ways. She was probably more disappointed they weren’t chasing it down with a glass of milk or conning the bartender out of some free snacks.
(The others probably wouldn’t care either, but they would give him water and make sure he didn’t sleep in the gutter, and they just couldn’t deal with that kind of softness right now.)
“You’re not okay.”
And thank fuck, that was a statement and not a question. Nothing for Ashton to do but down their glass and ask for another.
Fearne gave a little sigh and slouched against the bar next to them, scanning the crowd as she did. It was almost companionable—a little bit, at least. And at least she wasn’t judging them.
Then, out of nowhere, Fearne snatched up their glass and threw it across the room. They turned to her, rage building, just in time to hear an angry shout rise above the sound of glass shattering.
“Ashton!” Fearne gasped in exaggerated horror, hand to her bosom and everything. “You can’t just throw drinks at people!”
They glared at her, then followed her gaze to where a man was standing up…and up…and up…the remnants of Ashton’s drink splashed across his shoulders.
“Who’s throwin’ drinks?” the man demanded. He was a goliath, with bulging muscles that looked more like corded steel than solid flesh. His eyes landed on Ashton and his lip curled in a snarl as he thunderously cracked his knuckles.
Well. Maybe this night was looking up after all. Ashton tugged off their jacket and passed it over to Fearne. “I know where all my stuff is in there,” they said, holding a finger up as a warning. “I’d better find it in all the same places when I get back.”
Fearne gave him an enigmatic smile and shoved him toward the furious goliath. “You’re welcome.”
…
“…and I really don’t think it was sporting of him to break so many of your fingers.”
“…ow….”
“Not when he already had you pinned. Although, you did break his nose, first.”
“…ow….”
“Oh, stop being such a baby, we don’t have that far to go,” Fearne hiked Ashton’s arm up higher around her shoulders. “Feeling any better?”
They let their head loll back, blood tacky on their upper lip, and grinned ghoulishly up at her. “You’re so good to me.”
“Yes, well, what goes around comes around.”
Ashton groaned and shuffled forward another few steps, leaning heavily against Fearne. “What the fuck does that even mean?”
“I’m just saying, if I ever need you to start a bar fight so I can blow off some steam…”
“Yeah, yeah, I’ll throw the first punch. Uh, drink.” They didn’t miss the warmth of a burst of healing magic from where Fearne’s hand was resting against their side, so they didn’t even bother to hide the groan as two of their broken ribs snapped back into place.
“You know, if all you want is somebody to beat the shit out of you, all you have to do is ask,” she commented.
“I like to think of it as a mutually-assured shit-beating,” they quipped. And yes, they’d ended up with a handful of busted ribs…and a handful of busted fingers…but they were pretty sure the goliath’s face would be stuck like that if his friends couldn’t rustle up a healer.
Fearne just giggled. “Whatever you say.”
“Ah, fuck,” Ashton swore when their inn came into view.
“Don’t be a baby,” Fearne teased. Most of their friends were outside the inn, and a few (probably that damn Orym with his all-seeing halfling eyes or whatever) were already headed their direction.
“Ashton! Oh, Fearne, you found them!” Imogen was the first to arrive, with FCG on her heels. “What happened? What did you do?”
Ashton was just starting to confess, when Fearne heaved a dramatic sigh. “Oh, you should have seen it,” she said. “We were just minding our own business, when out of nowhere, these five men came up and started insulting my honor.”
Imogen stared at Fearne. “Your…honor.”
“Oh, yes. It was dreadful. They just called me all sorts of, of names.”
“Uh-huh.”
“No, really! Ashton had to defend me, and he fought off all six of them.”
“I thought you said there were five?” Imogen’s eyes narrowed, but all of her attention was on Fearne.
“They had friends,” Ashton interjected. They knew when it was time to roll with a cover story. “There were…ow…six of them once the bouncer started in.”
“Which is why we can’t go back to that bar,” Fearne finished. “Ashton fought very hard to defend me, but as you can see, they lost. Terribly.”
Imogen sighed. “Well, come inside, we’ll get you patched up.”
Ashton grimaced and leaned heavily against Fearne, putting on such a spectacle that Imogen turned to usher the others on in to prepare a place for them.
“You could’ve at least let me win the fight,” they muttered to Fearne as they limped to the door.
“And you could’ve at least invited me to go with you. I’m a lot more fun than drinking alone.”
Ashton coughed and grinned up at her with bloodstained teeth. “Yeah, you are.”
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