#loving ur mom is a green flag if you are a boy

[velchronica]

blue lock boys’ perfect matches ( part i ) ♬~*.°₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ bllk

charas: isagi, bachira, chigiri, kunigami, reo (seperate, aged up/pro, fem!reader)

୨୧ * my personal hcs on who the bllk boys would fall in love with, how they’d meet and some scenarios unique to their relationships * just for fun -> nothing serious ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ * (part one/???)

isagi yoichi! ˖♡ ࣪‧♫ ₊˚໒꒱⋆✩

୨୧ * i feel like isagi would probably be the type who falls in love with the sports journalist interviewing him 😭 he’s such a football nerd & he’d defo suit someone who understands his passion, esp on a technical level. he defo rambles and borderline mansplains his tactics and plays to a sports journalist!s/o, but i also think he’s good at finding a decent work-life balance, so sports isn’t everything in your relationship.

୨୧ * isagi’s ability to separate his professional life aka his football ego/persona from his sweet irl personality would make him a green flag bf, bc he defo puts in as much effort into his relationship as he does football. he loves football, but he also loves his s/o just as much, if not slightly more, so while football is a prominent part in both your lives, it isn’t necessarily the defining factor in your relationship.

୨୧ * i also think isagi would date someone driven towards their own career, even if it’s not journalism. he defo would LOVE you in sporty clothing or leggings that show off ur thighs cos he has a canonical thing for those lmao. oh AND he’s the type who’s quite good with kids but has a level of awkwardness with them still, so watching his s/o struggle to interact with them would set him up for a laugh (w/ no ill intent, ofc). but if you’re really good with kids, no problem, because he’ll just watch you with sparkling eyes full of awe, heart swelling with unbridled affection.

୨୧ * he would defo be the perfect bf if you’re a picky eater cos he’ll find ways to work with your preferences but also encourage you to try new foods. the gentlemen who whisks you out everywhere to try new cuisine at nice restaurants and sneakily pays mid-meal during a ‘bathroom break’ so that when you attempt to pull your card out afterwards, he can simply smile and shake his head. goddamnit isagi. his argument is that growing up average and then getting propelled into wealth and fame means that he jumps at every opportunity to spoil you and show you off. you’re beautiful inside and out and he won’t treat you like anything less than a goddess.

bachira meguru! ˖♡ ࣪‧♫ ₊˚໒꒱⋆✩

୨୧ * bachira’s ideal s/o is either someone who loves retro 70s clothing, an indie band kid, or both combined. i feel like bachira’s goofy ass would go well with someone sweet, but not quite as hyperactive as himself. his ideal s/o is definitely either a bookworm or a guitarist, with no in between. he’s defo such a gremlin with you, either interrupting your peaceful reading sessions by being clingy and demanding cuddles, or asking you to play his favourite songs instead of the things you’re meant to be practicing.

୨୧ * bachira would go to every single one of guitarist!s/o’s gigs. he loves you so much, after all! you can hear his holler of your name over the crowds cheers as the speakers blare and your strings come to life. he’s not a memorisation-strong kind of guy, but he definitely knows all the lyrics to your favourite songs, and the lyrics to your originals, too. he has two versions of each one of your albums, one for the cd and one to add to the house-of-cd-cases-turned-shrine he has assembled somewhere in your apartment.

୨୧ * whereas with bookworm!s/o, bachira got his mom to teach him how to paint so that he could do those viral page-edge paintings. on your birthday, he gifts you hardback copies of your favourite books with intricate fore-edge paintings to match. if your favourite book has a movie or tv show adaption that you love, he definitely painted your favourite scene. although he’s not an avid reader, bachira will listen to your attempts to summarise a recently-read novel, even if he’s not quite following by halfway through.

୨୧ * he also only sporadically posts on his socials, but when he does, it’s usually random shitposts or spam posts of the two of you together. maybe at a gig or at a bookstore, but they’re all ‘artistically’ blurry. still, both of your smiles are clearly visible despite the lack of phone camera focus.

chigiri hyoma! ˖♡ ࣪‧♫ ₊˚໒꒱⋆✩

୨୧ * if you tell me this man wouldn’t date a a fashion magazine editor!s/o, you’re lying. he’s such a princess, and i can just imagine him as being a passionate fashionista as well, so i think he’d suit someone with a similar love for and knowledge of style. bring this man to fashion week please. actually, he probably met you there. he defo also impulse buys designer, whether it’s bags, clothes or just a pair of shades. he’s a diva like that /hj

୨୧ * shopping is a battle to the death between the two of you on which store to go in next. there’s not enough hours in the working day to account for your retail therapy sessions, given how long the two of you spend browsing the aisles together. at some point you panic, wondering where you’ve misplaced $500 of clothes, until your boyfriend rolls his eyes and shakes the bags he’s holding. you don’t even remember giving him the bags.

୨୧ * the two of you definitely rate and critique met gala outfits together. contrary to what most may believe, it is a NEED, not a want. when someone comes wandering onto the red carpet dressed in this year’s fashion monstrosity, just know that the two of you will be referencing it for days if not weeks, because really, how could anyone have the guts to go out wearing that?

୨୧ * just hope that you’re good with hair, because this fussy princess isn’t going to let you within ten feet of his if you have a brush in hand and you aren’t. his hair is his prized possession for all that he does the bare minimum to look as dazzling as he does, and chigiri would rather not ruin it. but if you’re good at elaborate and pretty hairdos, just know that his winding down comfort time is letting you try out new styles, strands of pink dancing over one another as they’re weaved into place by your fingers.

kunigami rensuke! ˖♡ ࣪‧♫ ₊˚໒꒱⋆✩

୨୧ * kunigami’s so highschool sweethearts-coded. maybe you started dating before blue lock and persevered through his change in persona, knowing full well that his kind and hardworking self was still present under the gruff, cold exterior. maybe he pined after you hopelessly for years until stumbling upon you years later. either way, he’s been madly in love with you since your high school days, and don’t think he’ll ever stop.

୨୧ * but like oh my god, this man would SO date a kindergarten (or elementary school) teacher!s/o. someone who is doting and good with kids, but is also hardworking and knows how to reward people efforts or work on their lack thereof. maybe it’s his superhero agenda but i think early years teachers are heroes in themselves, teaching young children valuable life lessons and basic skills and subjects, and therefore i think kunigami would really suit a teacher!s/o.

୨୧ * bring this man to meet your students and give them an assembly on how taking care of themselves plus hard work are the keys to fulfilling their dreams. the way these kids would be screaming because their sweet, humble teacher is dating football phenomenon kunigami rensuke, and he’s here to tell them that alcohol and nicotine addictions aren’t healthy. plus, eat your greens, kids. you’ll become a superhero in no time.

୨୧ * kunigami is either hopeless at cooking, five star michelin-worthy malewife chef material, or, the most boring option, the most mid chef of all time. ‘mid’ as in, he can put together a decent meal but nothing mindblowing, only occasionally tries to cook something new. i like to think that as the middle child, his older sister is a lost cause when it came to cooking, and his younger sister is quite the closet gourmet, so he knows how to cook pretty damn well. just know that after a long day, if he’s home earlier than you, you can expect an array of delectable dishes and the most delicious feast you can imagine waiting for you.

mikage reo! ˖♡ ࣪‧♫ ₊˚໒꒱⋆✩

୨୧ * i feel like reo would date someone who is far from having grown up well-off, maybe someone who grew up with difficult domestic circumstances, someone who’s fought tooth and nail to reach where they are today. for this reason, i feel like he’d date a corporate ceo!s/o. he admires how you’re both self-assured and self-made, and how your success bloomed from your own efforts and skill. to reo, who’s grown up with privilege and wealth without ever really having to try before he found football, he can’t help but find your work ethic and resilience attractive. they say confidence is attractive, after all.

୨୧ * he loves to spoil you, but he definitely doesn’t buy your love. while a good portion of his gifts to you do involve a waving of his black card, and are often designer, he also likes the authenticity of doing something for you. after all, with all the money in the world, he worries material goods may seem like half-assed presents that can’t even convey half of his feelings towards you. especially a ceo!s/o, because he’d hate for you to feel belittled by his love just because he was born into money. that won’t do at all! so now reo invests a lot of his spare time learning to do things himself, so that he can then do those things for you.

୨୧ * one of those things was pottery. prior to the two of you moving in together, he had been taking classes on ceramics and pottery so that he could surprise you with his hand-crafted and painted dining set. plates, mugs, bowls—each of them were painted with motifs relevant to places you’d been together. from the tropical beaches of bali, to the mountain views of peru and even the most famous italian vineyards—every plate was painted to bear some resemblance to the backgrounds of photos you’d taken at these locations. after all, reo is quite the globetrotter, because he loves going on adventures with you.

୨୧ * but sometimes the best days are days when you can laze about together. listen, reo’s always been the type of guy to never have a moment of rest. he always had so many things to do, because he was so good at everything that people usually required more of him. not that it was impossible for him, but it did mean a lot of his life was always scheduled out, busy and hectic. that’s why reo relishes in the moments where can relax in your arms, away from prying eyes, the paparazzi, the outside world—he loves how you can make a day full of nothing everything to him.

© velchronica 2024

[takumiharihoto]

Bed Friend Episode 2 unloading

I watch the iqiyi version first, which is the uncut. Then I watch on youtube to watch every detail to find easter eggs and like.

Finally watched the yt version and i have unloaded some thoughts abt ep 2:

-King loves to overhear when it comes to Uea. so nosey -At least King knows how to lock doors -Uea’s mom has to be in the top 10 worst bl parents in history. -Finally, a show that touches on getting tested in a positive note, and not because of a std scare. We stan a sex positive King - literally. -King trying to hitch Uea to ride his car gives me second hand embarassment lowkey kilig with second hand embarassment for how loud king was -Net and his comma hair, i want to turn that comma into an oxford comma -Aside from being an unapologetic slut (or at least what his front is) i may sound bias as hell but king has green flags waving all over (personally prefer non-committal people over ppl who put a good boy front but actually v hypocritical) -Their unofficial first date was after the test but the tool of an ex ruined it by existing -That car ride scene gives me a lot of feels. It’ll be too long to unload everything but everything that led to King’s confession just gave me a sense of comfort. Very indie film cliche but i like indie -That scene where uea wrote “try?” on the glass is not ur normal proposal scene but i feel a lot of things in here i might forget how to function. -Not Jade seeing KingUea caught up with each other bc i am seated -The elephant in the office - the nepotism. It’s a very frustrating thing esp if you just want to keep your job peacefully. -The parallels between King and Prapai, though for King he thinks being fwb will be one step closer to winning Uea’s heart one day and getting out of the fwb zone. -King is hella HELLA down bad for Uea. -That build up at the traffic lights and the green light lits up when Uea agrees to go to King’s condo is such a chef’s kiss.

(I only watched the yt version today so i’ll end it here lol)

[channoticedmeuwu]

Herro! it is I, your newest fangirl again. I was hoping to read more of your works later today before sleeping. Do you have any recommendations? Give me 4-5 of your peyborit works please 🫶 could be anything from angst to cutesy. Also any groups you'd like including txt, skz, nct ♡

OOF YERIN UR THE SWEETEST OMG ILYYYY ty sm for liking my works it makes me so happy 😋😋 sorry this took some time, I hope you haven't gone to sleep yet <3

🤔🤔🤔 ok here's my list (not arranged in mtl fav order) :

DISCLAIMER; THESE ARE ALL FEM!READER & ALL WARNINGS ARE LABELED IN EACH PIECE. I ALSO WANT TO APOLOGIZE BEFOREHAND IF YOU'VE ALREADY READ THESE, THESE R JUST MY FAV WORKS BY ME CURRENTLY <3

CHOI LINE AS TEENAGE BOYS IN MY CIRCLE

a/n — so I know these boys personally and i compiled all their green (& a few beige) flags together and linked them to which choi line member it would suit the best !!! yeonjun was the only one who wasn't platonic & a compilation — rather just the description of one guy I knew. (was tryna get over my crush, could you tell?) ANYWAYS..... beomgyu still turned out my favvv

SOOBIN W/ TATTOOS ( PART ONE + PART TWO )

a/n — name speaks 4 itself— imagine (implied muscular) soobin with pretty stars splashed across his collarbones...or eye-catching designs on his arms while he wears his black tank top & drives you home <3 ++ saw a thirst trap on IG that inspired this and I was not okay lol I still am not hehehe........ummmm smash 10/10

HYUKA AS YOUR (SHY) BOYFRIEND

a/n — could marry me on spot. seriously not ok he could marry me on SPOTTT I'd take him to my mommy and be like hehe hehe hehehehehheh mom .....so like shaadi (wedding) scene? yes not ok lolll

SOOBIN AS POV BY ARIANA GRANDE

a/n — j a suggestivey domesticy au with soobin <3 lot of kisses & whimpers & lovey dovey obsession w each other <3 need someone like this in my life lolllll deaddd

SINGER!YEONJUN × PROD!READER

a/n — yes still not ok after this....I actually love watching the recording process for sm songs & my mind lovessss to wander,,,,, I kind of want to write a p2 for this 😭 we'll see 💀💀

honorable mentions to WORM!GYU & BEE!MARK ,,,,fantasy aus 😭😭😭 I think I was really high while writing these but nevertheless, it needed to be mentioned.

[tarzan-ofthe-apes]

Strangers Like Me # [Clayzan]

@vcnatorr​

The sheriff’s department was where JT remembered it. He hadn’t been back in Swynlake since Christmas three years ago and he hadn’t had any reason to be visiting the sheriff’s department. Honestly, he still didn’t really think that he had a reason to be visiting the sheriff’s department. It was at his mother’s insistence that he was here. When she had her mind made up about something, it was impossible to change it. And she had her mind made up about JT reconnecting with his Clayton family.

Though, was it reconnecting when you’d never really had a connection to start? His parents had died when he was five and he’d lived in Tanzania that whole time. He’d maybe been to the Clayton estate once? Twice? And he didn’t remember it at all. Not to mention, his cousin was nearly twenty years older than he was. And, if rumor was to be believed, enjoyed a good round of hunting.

But, Mama wanted him to connect, so that was what he was going to do. His mama had eyes everywhere. She’d know if he didn’t.

The receptionist was kind enough to let him back, directing him to William’s office. Jane, his wolfdog, was at his side as he knocked on the half open door.

“Uh, William Clayton?” JT said, ducking into the doorframe. “Uh, hi. I’m JT. John, er, Clayton-Menga?” His own name was spoken like a question.

[lookbook just regular trainers why would u wear oxfords w this outfit]

[cyber-viper]

hi! i saw your matchups were open /I'm a sucker for em/ and I was wondering if I could get a romantic twisted wonderland matchup :>

my birthday is January 27th ｡>﹏<｡★ !!

hobbies/interests. anime/manga,thrifting,writing/reading,true crime,music,fashion/makeup, I've been meaning to pick up photography again, piano,video games,singing and dancing!

habits. putting things on my head (like random bows or hair clips I find), tapping my fingers when I'm getting too much anxiety, pacing back and fourth/talking to fast, saying uncanny/creepy things- doing things aggressively when I am hyper (like imagine those tiktoks were they r like "YOU LOOK GOOD" yeah that's me), hiding behind people in public.

in general I am a pretty cheerful and friendly person. I am a huge introvert in-public, I get anxiety ( I start stuttering,sweating and breathing fast) it's worse when I have to speak to people, So I usually tap my fingers to calm down. I'm pretty socially awkward, I can't really start a conversation with just anyone and I just sit there and stare or figure out something kshbdie. Though when you really get to know me, I am really talkative and goofy. I love cracking jokes and having a good laugh, overall a good time. I can be a very big clutz, I either hit my head on stuff or trip over something (mostly the air). around my friends, I am the therapist/mom/fun friend! usually people come and ask me for advice or vent. I like cracking flirty jokes with my friends, and I sound like a pervert sometimes >_< . I also am kind of boy-crazy? like I see a cute boy and I start freaking out- I'm just gushing about them, same thing with females- I am just a big simp though,I GET VERY EMBARASSED easily and flustered. I would say my bad traits are that I am blunt. I can be really truthful and hurtful in what I say (depending on who I talk to). I get angry too easily sometimes, I don't lash out or anything, I just shut down and kick around things (if it's at someone- I glare at them), this also makes me kind of mean, like i start insulting . not vocal whatsoever in how i feel, my emotions r like not going in the open. I say uncanny things sometime, like randomly- I don't know why? I just say weird things to get a reaction out of someone ( I randomly asked my sister what it's like to get knocked out by a stalker. yeah.) eerr i can't take a joke, depending on how it sounds. If it's like, "your dumb y'know?" with a certain tone, then I start getting mad and talking back. I'm pretty dense at somethings- it's hard for me to catch on irl.

redflags. they are controlling/tell me what to wear/what to do, is too jealous (like they get easily jelly), talks about there friends in a badway (shows me ur twofaced.) , expects constant communication, not willing to view from another persons perspective

greenflags. honesty, understanding, they ask my opinion on things, respects boundaries (abigone), supporting, they have a general good status among others, not afraid to be themselves.

my own redflags. I ghost people for a few days and come back like nothing happen (sometimes), expect others to do what I think is best on certain things, insensitive to others when I am blunt.

my green flags. I am a good listener/understanding, patient, respect boundaries, communication, not easily jealous, try to put myself in others shoes.

my favorite school subject is english and I am an Introvert.

hope this was enough!! take ur time <33

@marii-e I match you with Vil Schoenheit!

I think Vil would love to feed your interest in fashion and makeup by allowing you to part take in trying products and brands he likes or has to try out. Eventually once his trusts build up he may even be happy to let you do his makeup every now and then.

He’d also let you practice your photography by taking photos of or with him.

Once he learns how much you like putting little clips and accessories in your hair he would definitely be on the look out for any pieces he feels are beautiful and elegant enough to gift to you to wear

I feel like he would be very good at reading your body language and learning your nervous ticks. He may need some time to learn what to do in those situations but he will be quick to learn for your sake

He’s very amused when you get very hyper and start shouting compliments at him. Though sometimes it can get out of hand if Rook is around as well and you both feed off the others chaotic energy in complimenting and such

When times come where you both are in conversation with others, especially strangers, he mostly takes the lead in the conversation for his own interest and to help ease your panic over the situation

He is very enchanted in your change of character once you feel comfortable. you go from quiet and nervous to a bit chaotic and even flirtatious. The first time this side of you truly came out he was a bit taken aback however he didn’t dislike it at all and happened to really enjoy your banter like this

He certainly wasn’t pleased to know how flustered and such you get when other pretty people are involved. However once an occasion happened where he noticed he affected you the most all his distaste for this trait nearly left him. Not only was it proof that he was still number one to you, it also was an example of how truly beautiful he was and that was something that convinced him that it wasn’t a thing to be jealous over

a struggle, especially early on in the relationship I feel, is communication and specifically making sure joking or teasing statements are perceived as such and not taken seriously or hurt your feelings.   It’s something that will have to be worked on but it will end up fine

Vil has a certain image he upholds for himself and while he may have a nice time dressing you up or doing your makeup or skincare, he still appreciates you for who you are. Once he figures out his mind and figures out that the message of you having the confidence and self worth to be authentic to yourself isn’t something he’d ever want to change about you.

I think Vil is someone who especially would need a relationship where both parties can live their lives independently as well and doesn’t rely on constant spamming of contact. So having a partner who holds those same values or is understanding of that is key.

A/N: I hope you like this matchup! please let me know if you are dissatisfied or need clarification for anything I said :)

[fandoms-spamdom]

FIFTY QUESTIONS FIFTY QUESTIONS FIFTY QUESTIONS

FUCK YEAH-

1: Nope, my dog was giving me kisses.

2: Yuck no.

3: I don’t care but if I had to choose girls cause men are shit.

4: If I liked their aesthetic then yeah.

5: I could, yeah.

6: Like a sad white mom.

7: A country shirt (curtesy of mój ojciec) and leopard print pajama pants (curtesy of mia madre).

8: All day every day.

9: Jeans.

10: This post is old 😀

11: Depend on the person but typically antisocial.

12: “Oh sweet!” Then I’d cry.

13: 80% of the time.

14: I can’t even ride a scooter.

15: If I like them yes, if not then free entertainment.

16: I already am.

17: I don’t keep track but probably sometime this week.

18: Yeah. This girl named Edith was super annoying but she’s chill now.

19: Yeah, I wanna look like a mystical elf. So like blue or green.

20: Boop my dog.

21: My dog got scared.

22: Nope.

23: Hell no.

24: A couch

25: Duh.

26: I…. g u e s s ?

27: @bucky-barnes-flag @icatcalledbarney @enmu-thick-thighs-supremacy1

28: No???

29: I have a belt.

30: Course. If I didn’t then I’d be unaccomplished.

31: Yeah, my friend John (love you bestie)

32: Course! One of my favorite movies is A Quiet Place (it’s more suspense but whatever)

33: Oh I’m suuuuper jealous.

34: 2019. That shit is traumatic.

35: Nope.

36: @bucky-barnes-flag

37: Not a chance.

38: Nope.

39: My allies and enemies.

40: Yes!

41: No I’m always single.

42: I’m still mentally ill but besides that no.

43: Watching movies and talking about a stupid man named Kevin.

44: My friends.

45: I don’t have FaceBook.

46: When I’m bored.

47: All the time, builds character.

48: Y e p.

49: UR MOM (nothing) [I have the humor of an 11 year old boy]

50: @bucky-barnes-flag . So yes, very attractive.

[qreektraqedy]

HEY  BESTIES  <333  i’m  veronica  (  she/they  ,  21  ,  pst  )   and  here  is  my  super  late  intro  ...  idk  what  to  say  abt  myself  lol  ...  pls  read  on  and  consider  listening  to  the fine sounds of rowan’s brain  while  perusing  this  bad  intro  .  also  everyone  say  thank  u  j  bc  otherwise  i  would  not  still  have  my  intro  omgg  

*   𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑪𝑺 

𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞  :  rowan  priam  davis   /   𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬   :  ro  /  row  ,  tbd .   /   𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫  +  𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬  :  demiguy  ,  he  /  they   /    𝐝𝐨𝐛  :   7  june   /   𝐚𝐠𝐞  +  𝐳𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐜  :  twenty - two  +  gemini   /   𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧  :   new  york .   /    𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐧 + 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭  :  12  + dionysus   /   𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞  :  brass knuckles   /   𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 :   english  +  greek  +  latin  +  french  +  spanish   /   𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭  :  5'10   /   𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐬  :  irresponsible  ,  reticent  ,  disorganized  ,  impatient ,  stubborn  ,  selfish  ,  aloof    +    observant  ,  clever  ,   independent  ,  affable  ,  resourceful  ,  empathetic  ,  cooperative   /     𝐦𝐛𝐭𝐢  :  entp  /  possible  estp .     /      𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩  :  any “bad boy” who is also the life of the party  ,  characters with similar mbti’s  / those who will push your buttons but you can never fully hate them  somehow  ...  tony stark of the marvel cinematic universe ,   jeff winger  of  community  ,  severus  snape  of  harry potter  ,  daniel desario of freaks and geeks  ,  etc .

*   𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲𝑮𝑹𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫 

rowan grew up in new york city where his mother worked on broadway and off - broadway shows for most of his life , though a few times he was dragged on nations tours .

rowan was brought to camp at fourteen where he was almost immediately claimed by dionysus . he wasn’t all that surprised, though, given who his mother is .  rowan, surprisingly, didn’t get the acting gift, or rather, not the love for the stage. rowan is nothing if not dramatic and theatrical , though if you’d ask them , they would probably blame it all on the madness trait, which isnt’t true at all, but you don’t have to know that. 

TW MENTIONS OF ALCOHOL ADDICTION , END AT NEXT BULLET POINT  ...  rowan’s special talent of alcokinesis often makes him the life of the party , though other than the social aspect of being a walking keg , it’s caused him nothing but trouble in the past as he’s grown a sort of dependency on and addiction to it in the past  , though that’s something he keeps mostly secret and is trying to work past .  connection idea ... someone pls help him 

ANYWAYS ... rowan sticks to themself for the most part , unless they have some benefit of letting someone in usually . which leads us to the present . rowan is currently neutral . they know deep down what the right thing to do is , but their self destructive nature and reputation they’ve made for themself make that choice a difficult one that needs no immediate care . they’re waiting to see which side needs him more and why he should agree to join .

also  ...  rowan uses he and they pronouns and has openly for about five years  .  they aren’t a permanent year-rounder but has spent several years entirely on camp , especially in recent years . rowan secretly likes to sing and if he had to be in any show , it would be rent and as roger since they share a last name and are both moody . rowan likes to wear glitter eyeshadow a lot and paints his nails sometimes . his favourite genre of music is probably anything 90s . his mom has a strawberry allergy so rowan hardly gets to use his chlorokinesis for those . prefers red grapes over green .

*    𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑵𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺  ..  rowan identifies as pansexual so all of these are open to anyone  . 

𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬  :  best friend   ...    the ride or die   ,  the one person rowan is closest to in the entire world    +     frenemies   ...   they hate each other until it rly counts  ,  they'll have each other's backs when they need to    +     sibling - like friendship   /   without getting into the family tree of it all , someone who he can look up to or someone who for some reason looks up to him  ,  a confidant  +     flirtationship or will they , won't they   /   close friends or even enemies with romantic potential or tension , whether or not they realize it or have tried   +   party  friends  ...   u know the deal    +   idk how to descibe this one i’m dumb  ...  they just use each other for stuff like .. sneaking stuff in or training but don’t talk much outside of that  ,  they have each others backs but aren’t very close outside of when it benefits them despite their similarities   +   literally anything   /   also the aforementioned thing in the bullet points above lol

BELOW  is  literally  just  my  app . 

PART ONE.   /   ⟨  alex fitzalan , demiguy , he/they , twenty-two ⟩ there goes ROWAN DAVIS after the opposing team’s flag , the child of DIONYSUS who was claimed to CABIN 12 eight years ago . wielding their BRASS KNUCKLES , and their inherited ALCOKINESIS at the ready , they’re sure to lead their team to victory . after all , it was their demigod prowess that proved to be vital during the arduous and decisive QUEST FOR THE GOLDEN FLEECE ( demigod slot 8 ) they ventured on in the past . don’t let their feat fool you though , it was during this quest that they were challenged by their SELF-RELIANCE AND RECKLESSNESS. perhaps that is the reason they’ve chosen to be neutral . 

PART TWO.   /   whether or not rowan was helpful on their quest is something he finds subjective , his perception vs everyone else’s. he feels he was helpful in the broader sense , simply being a part of the little rescue team and confrontation of luke being the extent of his helpfulness. others might argue his quick thinking skills or boldness and courage pulled them out of certain stickier situations. though no one is likely to disagree that rowan’s alcokineses is useless around 90% of the time , 99% on quests, probably. like his current stance, and apparent attitude towards most things, rowan’s usefulness was neutral at best. if they’d had forced transformation instead, however, maybe things would’ve been different . 

PART THREE.  /  rowan, at the moment, is neutral, though leaning towards the olympians, morally. morals don’t mean a lot though , since right now they don’t see any rush or severity to the situation and picking a side and is mostly waiting to play their cards right , wants to know what each side has to offer that will benefit them the most. they knows it’s wrong, deep down, but can’t help it. 

PART FOUR.  /   ok hey guys here’s some messy headcanons taken from my app . 

rowan was brought to the camp at fourteen  …  prefers to stick to himself mostly and not get close to people or let them in very often  …  lives by keep ur friends close , enemies closer sort of , more like he just doesn’t let anyone super close unless he benefits in some way , it’s easier for him to not care than to get attached , self destructive sort of  …  not a bad person necessarily , but got that reputation and leans into it  …  very fake it til you make it , pretends to be confident but has no idea what he’s doing ever  …  reckless and refuses to analyze his mistakes to be better  …  feels useless a lot but hardly shows it , will sit and play it cool instead of moping  …  moved around a lot with his mother who is an actress – sometimes on broadway , sometimes in touring shows which she did whenever she worried about rowan’s safety  ...  when he tastes ambrosia he tastes the blueberry muffins his mom used to make him for breakfast to take to school

[nochiquinn]

campaign 2 episode 96: what’s a mood whiplash

[insulin fund]

my day sucked, this episode better be amazing

(it will be mostly combat, so my expectations are not high)

oh no liam in a lab coat

is taliesin wearing an eevee shirt

my roommate caught a shiny ninetails, I missed all of that

oh, the banner has the traveler symbol, cool beans

wtf my boyfriend has been singing that all week. I haven't heard it in years and now it's everywhere

cad jumps in a six-foot pool, water comes up to his shoulders

"it's a pinata, guys, you get candy!" matt

yaaaaaasha

jester quick offer it a cupcake

oh well shit

moves shrimp chips away bc I'm stress-grazing

(the battle map camera has been really dynamic and on-point lately, a+)

wingardium leviosa

D:

:D

this is horizon zero dawn now, hit the glowy green part

can decompose make it rust

D:

moves shrimp chips back towards me bc I'm stressed

nott throw the oil like a grenade

yasha: battle cry travis: :EYES:

I play my Gorgon in Attack Mode

"seven players, everything stacks"

oh good I'm not the only one who instinctively does the nickelodeon jingle

MATT IS THAT NECESSARY

I knew at least one was gonna get smashed BUT THE GRAVEL, MATTHEW

look it's still smashing stones

marisha communicating fjord's hp across the table with her face

save a fjord, ride a death cow

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON NOTT

someone hug taliesin

look at him, he's gonna combust

tal don't chew your nails they look too nice

hey! no take-backsies!

beau embraces hydroelectricity

kiLL IT

"DON'T YOU 'YEP' ME MATTHEW MERCER"

"I dunno" "YES YOU DO"

stress level: marisha has forgotten how to chair

YE

"that's how you make a statue!" "and a steak!"

I thought sam had cheeto dust on his fingers but no his nails are orange

"you've got a little Nott here on your back"

"not my thing"

there is not a little kima in calliope

aww, him mom love him

official cad family art when

:(

jester!!

"please don't break my aunt" too late for THAT

liam: [reading intensifies]

boop of restoration

is fjord's other half elf

I enjoy cad's little dope slap

beau what the actual hell

ooohhh

D:

haha I didn't realize what my blood pressure was doing until I stood up, whoof

calliope u lil shit

beau do not fuck cad's sister

yasha do not fuck cad's sister

"no relation" prove it

jester

entities

"we've krunked dead people tea"

found the cannibalsim

"I've roasted fjord a bunch of times"

beau do NOT

oh look it's my dad

jester no

NOTT NO

lmao laura's face

nott :(

oh wow no

beau

that's gay

"the people are frozen. go on."

"beau your marisha is showing"

yesssssssss

"I run"

babies

cad :(

mood

I love calliope

yasHA

"not arguing with that"

designated prankster

"your body is a cloister"

"I'm not answering this question"

"your PARENTS watch this show" sdkjhfsk

you know what they've known her her whole life, they know what she's like

hey, she learned how to pitch it

just hide ur confession in a conversion pitch it's fine

(jester loves everyone, that could mean NOTHING, but beau's gonna be catatonic for the next four hours minimum)

gary???

🎶last night I told you I loved you, woke up blamed it on the vodka🎶

I love them

he has shit on them forever

that's fma is what you're talking about

"what's rexxentrum" whoooo boy

I love her

reani!

make matt act like reani

yessss that's all I wanted

beau

beau also realizes that jester is haruhi suzumiya

"he has a face I wanna punch"

cad :(

"I'll be home soon" stop throwing death flags caduceus

"you're the only one that could have done this"

colton

oh god. oh god he's carver from da2.

I love her

D'AWW

beauregard

???

listen to matt, he doesn't trust her anymore

jester keeps her gd promises

pot/kettle, beau

if they do nott’s ritual at the live show I’ll be really upset, I want to watch it

[klazomaniac-fr]

Lair Review for @peacevine

This one was a bit of a doozy, but I'm glad I did it! Let's jump right in!!

I feel like it would be Illegal of me if I didn't include Justice as apart of a lair review for you; hes such a Good Boy! His lore is very intricate and thought-out, and I absolutely love the simple whites, greys and blues that make up his color scheme. He's such a gentle boi and I want to give him some hot chocolate on cold days. 10/10, would permababy again

Robin is an incredible mix of apparel, genes, and accent. Before seeing this dragon, I would have NEVER thought to put any of the eyes under a headpiece to give it that effect and DAMN it does a great job, especially with the rest of the outfit. 10/10, best mom

Riron is nothing short of an amazing ice-themed character. The denim crystal is just enough dark blue to make it look black which is incredible. Her lore is wonderful, just like all the dragons in ur lair now that I think about it. The apparel that she does have just further accentuates her true beauty and I just [clutches heart] 10/10, fuckin love this dragon a LOTT

DEEMO!!!! I REMEMBER THAT GAME!!!!! OHHHHH MY GOOOODDDDD A BEAUTFUL BABY BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY [goes ahead and gives you a 1000/10 while I continue screaming at the WONDERFULNESS of this BOY]

Nagarythe has one of my favorite color combos of red and purple, and the genes very subtly add to it and make it pop. This is overall a very good design, there's always something to look at! Plus, I LOVE that familiar matching. 10/10

There are some opinions that poison/toxin is inherently ugly, but Saphery is proof that that isn't true! The colors of the toxin secondary are SO GOOD with the rest of his colors and apparel, it's so clear that you KNOW how to dress a dragon! 20/10, perfect bi flag colors

Cloisonne is probably one of my favorite dragons in your lair. I love a good metalworker, and THAT ACCENT. GOODNESS. Everything fits so well with each other and I am just in awe. 100/10, I love me a good spiral

Nothing like a good ol Death Rep! And this one, is very good! I love the detail with the sandglass, as if he counts down the seconds of life. I also love the ironic symbolism that a dragon of Death has an illuminated halo. Just-- yes [chef kiss] 500/10, I would let him lead me into the afterlife

I always love me some good ol green dergs, especially evil-looking ones like this! I dunno if Karil is actually evil, but he sure as heck sells it! The brown of the body apparel rounds the color palette up real nice and I can totally see this guy as a hunter in the darkest, thickets parts of the forest. 50/10, i would definitely run the other way if i saw him in the woods.

Fable is 100% Grade A GoodBoy! His lore is so nice and I get really immersed in your clan. His pastel color palette is very pleasing to look at especially topped off with those eyes. This is another great example of you just knowing how to dress your dragons. 10/10, FUCKIN love this boy

[lovemesomesurveys]

Do you believe life is fair? It’s not always fair, but we’re not promised that it will be. Have you ever made a fan account on Instagram? No. Have you ever bought a youtuber’s merch? Yes. Name three people you want to meet in Heaven. I’d love to see my grandma and grandpa again. Do you believe in Heaven and Hell? Yes.

If so, do you believe you are going to Heaven? I pray that I will. What was the best time of your life? Childhood. Do you feel loved or appreciated for who you are? I know I’m loved. I don’t feel there’s anything I should be appreciated for. What could be the theme song of your life? I don’t know. Don’t you hate being all alone? (if applicable) I like spending some time alone. Sometimes I’m completely alone, other times I’m alone in my room but my family is home. I also like spending time with my family. Now as for figuratively, I do feel I’m alone in a lot of ways.  Do you believe rich people are worth more than those who are poor? Wow wtf kind of question is this.  When was the last time you read the Bible? I finished my first read-through earlier this month.  Do you have any embarrassing health issues? Yes. What are you longing for? A life where I’m in better health, happy, and doing something productive.  Who do you wish you could talk to? I miss Ty. What was the name of the college you went to? Nah. Were your college years the best years of your life? No, but I wouldn’t say they were the worst. There were rough times, but what I’d consider my worst years came after. Who was your first roommate? I’ve never had one. Who lived across the hall from you your first year of college? I didn’t live on campus. What was your favorite food they served in the Dining Commons? Do you consider the lunch ladies your friends? Have you ever had a janitorial job? No. Have you ever worked in food service? No. What was your first job? I’ve never had one. What year did you graduate high school? 2008. What’s something of yours that is missing right now? I can’t think of a physical thing that I’m missing. If there is, I’m not aware of it. Do you lose or misplace things a lot? No. Have you ever had a nasty rumor spread about you? No. Has anyone ever tried to ruin your reputation? No. What is your favorite flavor of frosting? Vanilla buttercream. What is your favorite type of donut? Glazed or maple. What is the name of your favorite bakery? I just get stuff like that from the bakery section at the grocery store. What is your current favorite Starbucks drink? White chocolate mocha with soy or a caramel macchiato with soy. I’ve been waiting for them to come out with more fall drinks besides icky pumpkin spice, but they’ve been lagging. Previous years they had other options that I really liked, such as the toasted graham latte. Have you ever been to the very first Starbucks in Seattle? Nope. I’ve never even been to Seattle. Or Washington. When was the last time you wrote someone a letter? Uhhhh. Do you write mostly in cursive or in print? Print. Have you ever called a teacher “mom” by mistake? Yes, in 2nd grade. I was so embarrassed.  Do you like the color of your eyes? Meh. I wish I had blue or green eyes. What color are your eyes? Brown. What was the name of the street you grew up on (if you don’t live there now) Nah. What was the name of the first dorm you lived in? Like I said, I never lived on campus. What was the name of your first imaginary friend? I don’t remember having any imaginary friends per se, but my cousins and I would make up other people when we’d play house or school.  Does it still feel like summer where you live? It most definitely does and has since May. What is today’s date? September 28, 2019.  Who’s birthday is today? One of my cousins.  What do you usually get for your birthday? Clothes. Who’s birthday is coming up next? Another one of my cousins next month. What is the last thing that came in the mail for you from Amazon? Phone case. Do you have a Paypal account? Yes. Have you ever had a brand or company reach out to you on Instagram? No. What is the last thing you purchased from Etsy? Some bracelets. Do you sell on Etsy? Nope.  What is a childhood dream that hasn’t stuck with you? I wanted to be a teacher when I was a kid. What is something you want to change about your life? My health. What is one thing you are looking forward to coming up? The drive I’m tagging along for later on today to drop off my brother. He’s going to one of my favorite cites for the weekend. Have you decorated for fall yet? Just a little. I have stuff for my room I need to get out, but I haven’t done that yet. I’ve been majorly slacking. I still have my Christmas decorations from last Christmas lmao. They’d only be put away for a shot time now... I don’t know if I’ll ever get around to it honestly. Do you type fast? Yeah. What color was your bedroom growing up? White. Who was your first favorite cartoon character? I don’t recall my first favorite cartoon character. I know my first favorite character in general was Barney, though. I was obsessed. Who is your favorite Disney princess? I don’t really have a favorite one.  Do you enjoy typing? I mean, yeah. Definitely over handwriting.  What bank do you use? Nah. What grocery store do you shop at the most? Walmart. What is your favorite fast food place? BK, Taco Bell, McDonald’s, Chick-Fil-A, Jack in the Box. I haven’t been much into fast food for the past few months, though.  Do you get sauce on your pizza? Uh, yeah? Ew, why would you not get sauce on your pizza. That’s an absolute must. Extra sauce for me. Do you like hamburgers? Meh. Do you like Coca Cola? Yeah. Do you like McDonald’s french fries? Yeah. What color is your hair? Naturally it’s dark brown, but I dye it red. Did you get your hair color from your mom, your dad, or a grandparent? My mom. What is your name (first and middle)? My first name is Stephanie. That’s all ya need to know. What are some other names your parents’ considered when naming you? Andrea. What would you have been named if you had been born the opposite gender? Jesse, I think. Do you prefer tea hot or cold? Hot. What is the best fall drink? Coffee (hot). That’s my favorite all year round. Who was the last person you know who had a baby? One of my cousins. …And what was the baby’s name? He’s named after his dad (my cousin). If you had a boy and a girl, what would they be named? I’m not having kids. Do you clean your room often? I keep it clean, it just gets a little cluttered. I need to go through and get rid of some stuff. Who taught you how to drive? No one has, I don’t drive. What color is your dresser? Brown. Do you have a hope chest? No. Do you have a favorite aunt, and if so, who is it? I have an aunt I’m really close with. Who is your favorite cousin? I was really close to a couple of my cousins, but when I distanced myself and became very recluse and withdrawn these past few years, that included from them as well. :/  Do you look like your mom? Yeah. What does your middle name rhyme with? What does your first name mean? “To be crowned” or something like that. Have you bought next year’s calendar yet? Nah. I don’t use calendars except for the one on my phone. The only reason I had one last year was because I won it in a giveaway.  What year did/will you turn 30? I turned 30 this July. Have you found your first gray/white hair yet? I’ve found a few. D: Is your hair long or short? Long. …and which way do you like it best? I like it long. What’s a food that you like, but it makes you feel sick? I just have a messed up stomach and bad indigestion, so. Do you have a problem with needles? Yes. Have you ever had to use an epi pen? No. If so, do you get a bruise when you use it? Have you ever ridden in an ambulence? Yes. If applicable, what color are your glasses? Black. Do you like the name Addison? Sure. Is there anything that you regret getting rid of? Yeah. I have a hard time getting rid of stuff. What have you been saving up to buy for a while? I haven’t been saving up to buy anything, but I do want to start on my Christmas shopping next month. I should have started saving up for that. This month was especially bad for some reason in regards to my spending. Does anything bother you about your past? I have a lot of regrets. Do you get bullied on facebook a lot? No, I never have. Why do you think people bully others? There’s a lot of reasons. Have you ever stood up to a bully? I’ve never been bullied. I was/am  the only bully to myself. Do you post on youtube regularly, if you have a channel? I don’t post at all. Which famous person do you think you could be friends with? I don’t know. If you could sit down and talk to anyone for an hour, who would it be? I wish I could do that with my grandma who passed away over 10 years ago. Do you own striped tights? No. Have you ever made your own Halloween costume out of clothes from ur closet? Yes, a few times. Do you own any antique furniture? I personally don’t. What year were you born? 1989. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? I don’t drink anymore. Do you set goals for yourself? I should. Which country has the coolest flag? I like the American flag. I like Sweden’s flag’s colors. Do you like your country’s flag? Yeah. Which country do you live in? USA. What is your heritage? I really want to do one of those DNA kits to know for sure. When was the last time you received a hug? A few days ago. Do you have anyone who hugs you regularly? Yeah. Who gives the best hugs? My mom. Would you rather have the bottom bunk or top bunk? I’d have to use the bottom bunk. Window seat or aisle seat? I’ve only flown a total of 2 times and both times I sat in the middle. Have you ever thrown up on an airplane? No. Have you ever seen anyone else throw up on an airplane? No. Have you ever gotten sick in the car? Yes. What color pen do you write with the most? Black. Do you still wear clothes from the children’s section? I could. What were your favorite stores when you were in high school? Hot Topic was one of them. For some reason I don’t remember where else I shopped at for clothes.  Do you watch Bethany Mota on youtube? Nah. What color is your watch? I don’t have one. What color was the last pair of flip-flops you wore? I don’t wear flip flops. What is your favorite season? Fall and winter. Were you born in your favorite season? No, I was born in the summer. Blech. Have you eaten oatmeal lately? No, it’s been several months since I’ve hat oatmeal. I was eating it pretty regularly the last couple years, though. If you have bangs, do you cut them yourself? I trimmed them myself back when I had bangs. What color was the last cup you drank out of? Red. Do you enjoy graphic designing? I don’t do any graphic designing.  Do you enjoy editing photos? I like adding filters, ha. I used to dabble with Photoshop sometimes and made photo edits and gifs. What is your favorite app on your phone? I use YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Spotify, Instagram, and Snapchat the most. Do you answer your phone every time it rings? Only if it’s my parents or brother. Have you ever called the wrong number? Yeah. Do you usually pick Truth or Dare? Truth. Was your first kiss magical? No, but it was all I knew at the time of course and I was pretty giddy about having had my first kiss, even though it was awkward af lol. Do you like kissing? Yes. Who do you want to be best friends with? My best friend is my mom and I’m perfectly happy with that. Do you like to decoupage things? I don’t do that. Do you have a printer? Yeah. How many tabs are open on your browser right now? 1 window, 5 tabs. Which Internet browser do you use? Chrome. Did you have a Myspace page back in the day? Yep. Do you miss Myspace bulletins? No. They were just posts like these are. Did you ever learn HTML? Just the very basics. Have you ever wanted to start a business? Nope.

[sinto-hell]

boys n fashion

i have uuuuuh very specific ways to imagine how the boys look because i’m never satisfied with canon and i Cannot Fucking Draw™ and i scream a lot about fashion so (mostly because what the fuck is fashion sense in otome i’m looking at u dmmd what the FUCK were those yellow socks and that jacket AN ALSO NOIZ’S ENTIRE FUCKING OUTFIT IM SO ANGRY) anyway this got a bit out of hand lmao i love clothes

nathaniel

LOTS OF SWEATERS

wears a shirt under his sweater with the collar poping out

“preppy” but not frat boy preppy. like comfy casual pretty. soft n warm like marshmallow. he looks soft but he could easily deck u into next week

lots warm cardigans 

lots of light wash jeans. doesn’t really wear black or dark colored jeans. also always cuff his jeans

white adidas are the shoes he usually wears to school

he fucking despises flannels they’re the ugliest thing in his opinion

owns a lot of scarves; never wear any of them

he knows he looks good in stripes so he has a lot of stripped shirt

hoodies are for lazy days

one (1) pair of black ripped knees jeans. usually pair them with a creme sweater

also tries to make his hair behave but he just. can’t. so he tries to make it fashionably disheveled.

owns one of those jacket thats like denim but the sleeves and the inside are like a regular sweater and theres a hood god i want one of those

probably has glasses he wears to read

(i remember i saw an artist that basically drew him dressed like this but i cant remember their name so there’s that)

castiel

boi is a punk 

his wardrobe is 90% band shirt, they’re literally almost all he wears

owns 4 my chemical romance shirt

he has two denim jacket: one black with various pins and small patch on it and one light wash with a big ass misfits patch on the back

also probably found his leather jacket in a thrift store

unironically buys those bad translation shirt that says shit like “try my delicious salt beef” or “way the bridge i burn high the way” credit to @mclfutarinotamashi for that one 

90% of his band shirts are really worn out because he wears them so much

owns a pair of og black converse and red doc martens

usually always has his roots showing and has taken a liking in tying his hair in a half bun. sorta. but he mostly live in his natural bedhead

lys once braided his hair and he didn’t like it on him but he thought it was really relaxing

has a fuckton of spiked bracelet and rubber band bracelets, but only wears one or two at a time nowadays. he used to wear a lot more. like. a lot.

black jeans all the way

also ripped jeans

also own two or three big sweater, and one of them his hands just. disappear when he wear it.

lysander

don’t get me wrong i love the victorian fashion but;; it aint realistic

peg leg trousers. google it. he’d wear the heck out of that.

owns a lot of fancy black pants 

he has those weird pants i’ve been looking for, they’re high waisted and really flowy and they’re called culottes. his are black with white stripes and he owns a black only version

he totally owns a green velvet skirt fight me on this

has a lot of scarves and wears them all

has a simple but very nice pair of brown boots for casual days and fucking 5 inches new rocks platform shoes with buckles all over for when he’s extra

a true Goth™

lots of turtlenecks and long sleeve black shirts. did i mention turtlenecks

he totally owns this sweater in green and black

he loves high waisted pants

plays a bit on androgyny, as he knows he’s pretty tall, but also very delicate so skirt  are the fucking shit on him

owns a trench-like coat. with a hood. also long cardigans

sometimes when he’s extra he’ll play a bit into the steam punk territory

experiment a bit with makeup, but only on his eyes, he still shy away from lipstick

he braid his hair to sleep so it has nice waves the next day. cares a lot about his hair actually 

also basically how @veroww dresses him what a babe

armin

oh boi what a mess

lots and lots of hoodies and generally clothes with hoods so he can hide in them and sleep

literally owns this and that (i have that one and it makes me look like a jedi, so another reason why he’d wear it)

nerd shirts. you know the type.

like he has 3 pokemon shirts and 4 marvel. alexy will not let him go out of the house wearing those. the only one hes allowed to be seen with in public is his star wars one

and fucking memes shirt

like he probably has a white shirt with a shiba inu on it

got that shirt that says “why be racist, sexist, homophobic and transphobic when you could just be quiet” with alexy so they match

one of these guys that only wears black skinny jeans or sweatpants

 basically nerdy emo

has like. 2 pair of shoes. really dirty vans that he wear everywhere and a nice pair of boots for like. ass kicking purpose. kidding alex probably made him buy them

“vans or converse?” “vans what the fuck am i an animal”

probably owns a trasher hoodie (ok now thats me projecting bc i headcanon the only sport he can kind of do is skating so) (beside SK8ER BOI ARMIN AM I RIGHT)

also yes, a lot of beanies

anything comfortable, really; doesn’t really own a lot of fancy or statement pieces he wears regularly. 

kentin

alex is right ok the military pants looks great and he probably has a great ass in it but jesus boy please change up ur game 

i actually haven’t thought a lot about his fashion sense probs because i dont write him as often as the twins or cas or do i thirst over lys

but @ne-neptune has drawn him with glasses and a big jacket today and im lov

probably owns a carhatt jacket thats a bit too big on him

rolls up his sleeves. always. wether his shirts are long sleeves or short sleeves. he. rolls them up. sip sip THEM ARMS THO

wears a concerning amount of beige and green. 

LIKES KNITTED SWEATERS OK. HE IS SOFT™

has a camo jacket

wears a lot of baggy pants but is also warmin up to more slim jeans, (not skinny bc its too tight and he doesn’t understand how armin and castiel do it) bc he knows his ass looks gr8

finally bought himself a new pair of fancy glasses he think he look ok with. hint: he’s both cute & fucking hot with them and everyone is thirsty.

combat boots all the way. he does own a pair of old converse that are seriously starting to be worn out, but he still wears them sometimes

alexy because i fucking can

now that’s my B O I

Thriftshop Fashionista™

seriously this boy love thrifstores. he once fucking found gucci shit in there. he’s lucky.

vintage/90s clothes aesthestic. 

lightwash jeans with a big belt, weird dad shirt tucked into his jeans

HE TUCKS HIS SHIRT IN HIS JEANS

AND ALSO CUFF THEM WHAT A FASHION ICON

probably also own some peg leg trousers like lysander

his favourite pair of jeans is one he found in a really sketchy store, theres hole at the knees and the bottom of the legs are ripped and there are flower patches going down the entire left side (fun fact: one of my friend has these exact pant he found in a thriftsore and every time he wears them i’m just like. vogue is shook. what a fucking look. fashion icon.)

also probably owns a sweater with roses embroidery

has like 4 denim jacket, each very different; one with patches all over it, one with a giant gay flag on the back, one black with rips in it, and one plain light wash

has one of those weird flashy colored 90s jacket that’s like baby blue and bright orange. it was his mom’s. he stole it from his mom. she let him keep and re question her fashion choices every time he wears it.

weird 90s and dad shirt are his shit. also really big sweaters. weird colors. this boy own a purple knitted sweater with a yellow wolf patch on the back. rosalya hates it. he probably bought it out of spite.

also owns vans. and a pair of combat boots. and a pair of converse. and one pair of black high heels. and orange sneakers. and brown fancy leather boots. and-

he probably steals armin’s trasher hoodie for the aesthetic

also steals his beanies bc what he has like 10

loves embroidered clothes or things with patches or weird flower designs on them

also big ass red sunglasses worn ironically.

vogue is fucking shook by this boy

and that’s all folks

[wakabond-blog]

PyeongChang Men’s SP Reaction

FOREWARNING: someone remind me to never do this again I literally sweat through my shorts going through this emotional earthquake

I had reservations about doing this reaction post but I’m watching the NBC mini-promos for everyone (cue lil’ kid saying that Javi is his ONLY hero <3) competing tonight and all the feels flooding in.

Also gonna put my dream podium out there in advance so I can lay claim to my fantasies before they possibly flop: Yuzu, Nathan, Javi (in that order for Gold, Silver, and Bronze), but ofc the best scenario is that everyone skates well and leaves the ice happy and the gremlin judges can do whatever. I haven’t watched a lot of the earlier-group men this season, but looking at their music choices I’m pretty excited for Julian Zhi Jie Yee’s Build a Home program (P/C’s 2016 FS from Euros that year still sticks with me) and hopefully Yaroslav hits his 4F. Just writing out everyone’s name is getting me hella nervous

THIRTY ONE GUYS UP 4 HOURS FML LET’S GIT TO IT, first group up on warmup ice: ayyy Vincent hitting a nice 4Lz-3T

AHHH NBC dropping me randomly into Felipe Montoya’s program right into a botched 3F-2T; c’mon man AISH U TOOK AWAY JAVIER RAYA’S SPOT FOR THIS uwu I kinda dig the all white costume tho but must be a binch to find from the audience viewpoint

Chafik Besseghier actually into taximan more than during the Team SP like yeah sure NBC say it’s part of “French creativity” but that taxi look is wonky...points for commitment though, right? 77.01 with all those lil’ green boxes gouda job Chafik; also a note on that French quirky creativity comment anyone else remember Brian Joubert trying to “disprove” people calling him gay by doing a nude photoshoot

MY BOI Vincent Zhou HITS DAT 4Lz-3T first at the Olympics with that 4Lz-3T combo!!! gah other two jumps off-axis but damn he has the hardest technical content but man you gotta deliver all of it including rotations and GOE; also *pushes glasses up* Vincent ~almost~ got a perfect ACT score wat u doing get that 36 (LOL AT THE COMMENTATORS SAYING HIS SIS GOT A PERFECT SCORE); BANG 84.53 with some stubby GOEs I can live with that new season’s best YAAAS u chase those cars

Okay so the announcement for Denis Ten is in English over the loudspeakers but there’s like a little interruption when they just repeat the word “Kazakhstan” but in Korean phonetics; REIGNING BRONZE MEDALIST LET’S GO nope there goes the 4S-->2S, NICE triple axel though!, also loving the royal blue shirt, triple lutz triple NO (sorry had to say that), but the music is great kinda operatic but not like a loud Bocelli; considering his injuries and other hurdles this is alright, his entire season had a rough start ALSO the flower girls have dresses that match the rink so QUTE also Frank Carroll is still not retired mkay

Matteo Rizzo NICE 3A also considering that this is choreo’d by his mom this is great, strong Italian vibes, really good lines, straight camel with the leg position above the hip, good rotation; love the arms out of the 3Lz this would be a program I would want to do OKAY NBC WE GET THAT U NEED A QUAD TO GET ON THE PODIUM but friggin Matteo’s job is to make his mom choreo proud also considering how this is by far the biggest stage he’s been on after dethroning Ivan Righini, dis is gr8

Michael Christian Martinez honestly still love his taking YOI in stride basically Phichit IRL, not a great performance by any means, really low score in the 50s sheesh but hey that signature Biellmann though! this first group was alright still looking ahead

Yaroslav Paniot that was rough :/// also he took out the 4F and fell on all 3 passes (I mean he landed on his knee on the axel but like...what do you even call that?) damn Tammy Gambill coaches him too, into last place :(( it’s okay Yaroslav

Yan Han going for that hard nose blow and tissue grab looks intense LOVE THAT HARD SLAP ON THE BARRIER you got this my man, AHHH yas more Twilight, NICE TRIPLE AXEL BEST SO FAR man was that rotation fast, crap that 4T still looking for a clean toe in this comp; also these SPs are passing really quickly, Vincent still in the lead after Han’s 80.63

Julian Zhi Jie Yee OMGOMGOMG okay excited for this, awww love the shot back to the opening ceremony; love his shirt with the slight slit V not intrusive but modern and sleek LOVE LOVE LOOOOOVE it; AHHH THE BEATS OF BUILD A HOME ready for this show off for Malaysia, NICE TRIPLE AXEL he had so much space coming down, maintaining composure, come on GREAT LUTZ halfway mark here come the lyrics and ahhh slipping on the 3F-3T, I think that content should be enough for him to make the FS, lines could be a bit better but his spin levels seem there good for him! Man he really floated on the 3A I’m hoping this’ll go into the low 70s yep 73.58 good score for him

And cue more ice-less places Brendan Kerry kinda attractive in that down-under way, used to be really smol but then hit that caucasian puberty WHOOO first clean 4T of the comp, like the shimmery dark blue shirt, nice 3Lz-3T who needs a quad sal if there’s anything the pairs comp taught us it’s that going clean leaves a greater impression than hard tricks, saved that 3A, this cut of Everybody Wants to Rule the World is so #inspirational someone get me my book of self-affirmations also getting all these coach-skater revelations Nikolai Morozov coaches Kerry?? dang, whoa slots right in behind Vincent with an 83 and change

Moris Kvitelashvili okay who tf put his name as Morisi on the official docs they actually announced his names as that ETERI U ONLY HAVE ONE BOY, bring on the Buble, smooth 3A that flow, def on feelin good on that 4S, after Boyangman’s Spiderman program I’ve grown to have a deeper appreciation for Michael Buble, he’s really tall but one of those lanky awkward guys but eh I give him props for having the gumption to compete for Georgia and getting to compete on Olympic ice

Keegan Messing LOL his intro “actually born in Alaska, proficient Yo-Yo master” aww singin in the rain WOW nice 4T-3T I’m laughin at clouds too Keegan, oof that 3A fall though, very fast spinner no travelling either...okay but seriously can we get RIka Kihira here to give these guys a 3A clinic or something, for a second this really feels like a Javi program, nice 3Lz to finish out the jumps my god I thought his coach was either Eteri/Shawn White c.2010 hair wow 85 taking away the lead from Vincent; 12 men done, 18 left!

This next warmup group Danny wit dat fresh haircut, NBC hyping up the final group omg chill ur horses, Michal with those sleeve ribbons!

Michal Brezina those bedazzled dragons, WOW QUAD sal (okay I thought it was a flip at first), good 3A nothing under review, not to compare but to compare this is like Seimei beta ver., beautiful delayed 3F, also I feel like I hear people clapping along to the drums but I don’t see anyone...it’s prolly the NK cheer squad, this skate should just sneak into 1st, damn his profile sideshot looks like a dinosaur, AWWW RAF lol still surprised by these coaching situations OH BOI lol just into 1st by 0.04 over Keegan

Cha Junhwan c’mon get that gypsy dance on bring the soul of Wakaba to the games (I expect shoulder shimmies), TAKE A DEEEEP breath Brian, wow dicey moment with the 3F-3T but landed flawlessly, even better 3A crowd goes WILDDDD, quick interjection these scores that are starting to pile into the mid-80s are seriously reminding me of the bronze-medal battle in Sochi I mean yeah now there’s a pretty solid list of 5/6 guys for the podium but still..chills..., might have urs but really bringing the energy otherwisein the stsq arms flairs right on the beat of the music (I’ll count those as shimmies) wow first standing O very well deserved all the korean flags!!

Other sidenote you know who’s gonna get more cool team jackets than Marina Zueva? Brian friggin Orser: Canada, Korea, Japan, Spain, Kazakhstan! all those colors!! gotta catch ‘em all and with a score of 83+ Junhwan goes into that pack of mid-80s

Paul Fentz jacksepticeye doppleganger back on the ice, honestly great 3T-3T screw the squad his air position is really good, wow wild like on the 3A but again great air position (honestly this plus straight legs on camel spins are like the must-haves), also loving this jazzy music it works for him, Wonderwall was WUNDERFUL

Interjection of hockey testosterone jeez being a referee in that would be terrifying you’re wearing no padding sheesh

Misha Ge okay srsly what is the point of saying “Uzbekistan” in English and then again in Korean phonetics? not into the brown ombre, good 3A, getting gypsy pirate vibes gawd that spin extension though ta die fo

Cutaway to Yuzu absolutely DESTROYIN that EZ applesauce pouch (okay it’s not applesauce but man is he twistin every last drop out)

And since I’m already doing this huge ass shitpost I might as well comment on some of the commercials, the 23andme thing where Warren Buffett narrates “ill let u choose any car but u only get one you’d take care of it so well right WELL THAT’s UR BODY”...kinda hypocritical coming from a dude who only eats McDs, See’s Candies, Coke and steak...

Jorik Hendrickx awww I actually had no idea his sis Loena made it too, gosh Je Suis Malade reminds me of Adelina’s failed comeback...anyway good 3A to start; I remember how emotional his qualifying through Nebelhorn was enjoy this bb, wow he’s gonna join the mid-80s pack too judges panicking how tf do we separate them AWW Loena clapping so cute and Jorik smiling!! love this

Also screaming about how I can see the final group on my shitpost list getting closer to my cursor *bites nails*

Literally the biggest actual fuqboi of this comp Daniel Samohin is up with a new ‘do that fresh fade also doesn’t he have that company/group thing black wolf white wolf WELL DAMN BLACK WOLF JUST HIT HIS 4T-3T god remember when he destroyed his shoulder at Skate America, whoa first two clean quads of the comp so far who knew flopchild would it get together at the Olympics also classic Daniel guitar solo ay fuq down on the 3A gdi this is why we can’t have nice things LOL also the first skater to finish in the wrong direction, cute lil’ smile at the end though! Also gonna hit the low-80s aww happy tears!!! omg is that Nikolai Morozov yup 80 points and change jeez top 6 all separated by less than 2 points lol

Group 4 on the ice jeez those short sleeves SLAY BOI LOL THESE ADAM PROMOS literally all of the vernacular “fierce, I’m a full prone monster” *smizes* okay I’m going for a walk and hope to be back by Deniss see ya’ll in a quick sec and good luck to the first five in this group...but srsly I gotta get up or else risk carpal tunnel at this point </3

Adam Rippon, Dmitri Aliev

Okay jk I made it back for Patrick Chan midway through his performacne looks like his first couple jump elements were good supposedly missed his 3A he looks really tense damn PChiddy it’s alright (sidenote his chest looks bigger than I remember), also ofc Dimi is in the lead now with a tech score over 50

Keiji Tanaka, Alexei Bychenko both happened but I took a shower to be clean for some clean skates

Also isn’t it crazy how Deniss is literally skating right before Yuzu man those world standings were a bit of a surprise at first Deniss Vasiljevs (jk my shower also overran his performance so I’m looking at the protocols rn but hey, good thing is my energy’s now conserved for GROUP 6!)

YESS NBC showing (at least part of) the warmup; Javi hits a BOSS 4S so smooth; Nathan’s smiling, Yuzu looks healthy! my god seeing all the faves on ice together warming up at the OLYMPIC stage is just *clutches chest* a lil’ too much for a casual Thursday evening; okay one more set of commercials and we are off to the RACES!!!

Yuzuru Hanyu TAKES THE ICE the first bars of Ballade a personal fave piece, breatheee, head roll, sway,ohmigod you could hear the sound of a pin dropping, come one quad sal to open...YES OH MY GOD NICE 13 POINTS!!! for that one element, great donut spin, 1 2 3 1 2 3 getting all of his levels ofc great character in spins timed to music, love the sound of his blades BLIND MOHAWK INTO 3A TRADEMARK HIT IT’S HAPPENING ONLY THE COMBO LEFT IS HE GONNA DO THE RIPPON ON THE END YES NICE HE HIT IT OH MY FUQQIN GOD THE POOHS THE OBAACHANS IN THE AUDIENCE THIS IS SERIOUSLY MAGICAL BEAT THAT WOWOWOW THE POOH BEARS RAIN DOWN AGAIN I have never seen so many thrown down at once at him DAMN; this is a true champion, my god yes yes YES!!!! my god I don’t know how get got that 3T WITH RIPPON out at the end lol Ghislain Briand and B Orser jumping; WORLD RECORD GIVE IT TO HIM NEVER DOUBT YU.ZU.RU. HAN.YU; BAM 111 triple ONES BEAT THAT YESS AND HE’S SMILING

OKay okay I gotta calm down for Nathan Chen the Poohs are cleared, yes this is a POTO costume but he looks good; GOD DAMN IT CAMERAMAN YOU MISSED THE FUQQIN DIP YOU HAD ONE JOB ARGHHHH, blade sounds are louder than YUZUS BUT HERE COMES THE 4LZ...OH SHIT MY GOD AND THE QUAD TOE JESUS FUCKING HELL IT WASN’T A COMBO either wow...I’m speechless..come one Nate finish it out finish it out OH FUCKING...33 TECHSCoRE?!?!?!?!?!? He’s still breathing though, looks alright, okay he’s still honestly so young and I understand he exudes this chill outlook which is great but all the pressure had to have gotten him (or he just got unlucky with this bad day :///) nerves?? I know there’s still the free skate left but I want him to walk away from all this feeling okay, not hating skating or anything and making a comeback (hopefully??) in Beijing and maybe having a Chloe Kim kind of moment OH FUQ 13th place 82+...my god

Mikhail Kolyada actually shaking his head after seeing Nathan’s scores we’re all shocked buddy; but skate well hit that sky-high lutz loving your mozart, come on come one; okay triple honestly I just don’t want to see any more thuds on the ice that’s good oh fuck...4T a goner out of the four disciplines this is the one that has the least assured gold medalist and maybe that’s contributing to the nerves? It’s okay Mikhail, your 3A was pretty, and YAY GOT A SMILEY SPASIBO y’know at the Olympics all I can hope for as a spectator is that everyone skates happy and goes as big and clean as possible and leaves happy or at least not too hard on themselves and I know that’s easy to say but so much of sports/life in general is psychological and it just pains me to think of how these guys might react to this under-delivered performances

Shoma Uno smolma please whisk us away with Winter, literally gonna bounce the fuq off of Shrooma if he lands everything please save this; NICE 4F, lines ofc can’t compete with Hanyu but you know...World Silver...he’s got the goods, get those clean edges, skating skills, stsq levels, okay 4T YES YES YES 3T great my god SHOMA SAVES THE TRIPLE AXEL PRAISE AWWWW THE SMILE!!!!! FUCKING MELTING FOR THIS DARK HORSE WHO BTW IS WORLD SILVER REIGNING, MY GOD THIS IS CLUTCH; AND HE HAS HIGHLIGHTS TAKE THAT BINCH, ugh I’m so conflicted right now with all of these flops and clean skates and my head is muddled guessing 106 okay okay lowballed the components gets a 104 also had to save a couple landings I get it but THOSE THUNDERTHIGHS SAVING THE DAY

Javier Fernandez oh please please please all I want is for you to bring home a medal GIVE US CHAPLIN GIVE US 4S AND 4T3T THIS IS YOUR CHANCE GO FOR IT, NICE ON THE COMBO, NICE 4S HOLY HELL ALSO SHOUTOUT TO MY MOM FOR RECOGNIZING THIS AS CHAPLIN U KNOW HE’S DOING HIS JOB and that AMAZING TRIPLE AXEL; so lovely oh my god this is beautiful, tbh I think my mom is actually falling in love with him “his costume looks so good on him O.O” she’s predicting he’ll win and my mom is like...never wrong so...okay tech score just exactly 60, I’m hoping 109 range oh my god GIVE HIM THE PCS IF NOT FOR HIM FOR MY MOM OH MY GOD

HYPING UP Jin Boyang for my mom okay come on GIVE US THAT CROUCHING TIGER MAGIC, LORI CHOREO DO UR FUQQIN $10K MAGIC, AMAZING 4LZ-3T, ONE OF THE BEST 4T, OG QUAD KING TARA MENTION THAT YES YES *DOES MERYL MEME POINTING FINGERS*, BEAT DRUM DROP, ERHU  YES THAT 3A OH MY GOD YES YES YES JIN GO GO GO YES THE KARATE HANDS IN THE SIT SPIN, WORD THE STSQ YOU’RE GETTING ALL OF THE LEVELS GO GO GO THIS IS YOUR LAST ELEMENT HIT THE POSES GET THE EDGES GET THE TURNS KICK TWIZZLES BUTTERFLY KICK YES FIST PUMP YES YES YES YES YESSSSSS MY GOD YES GIVE HIM A SCORE TO COMPETE WITH SHOMA 104+, okay okay I can work with 103.32

Okay wow so heading into the FS tomorrow:

-Nathan, get that redemption skate, go big, go clean, love it, love yourself

-Yuzuru: bring that Seimei power, work your natural magic, be yourself, keep the intensity, and just let it flow

-Javi: VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS BE QUIXOTE, get your own redemption from Sochi (also lol I don’t think it matters what happens in the end but you’ve already won in my mother’s heart)

-Shoma: SHOOM SHOOM INTO OUR HEARTS EVEN MORE, channel your 2017 Worlds Diva moment, do it do it DO IT

-Boyang: BRING THE STAR WARS HIT US WITH THAT ANGELIC SAUCE

[eluu-chan]

All of them :3

dude…..SURE

ive missed out the one’s I’ve answered already

200: My crush’s name is: Dia Kurosawa

199: I was born in: 2003

197: My cellphone company is: Virgin Media

196: My eye color is: kinda a blue/green colour

195: My shoe size is: 4

194: My ring size is: uh idk

193: My height is: 5″2

192: I am allergic to: Nuts

191: My 1st car was: N/A

190: My 1st job was: N/A

188: My bed is: beautiful

187: My pet: is adorable I love her

186: My best friend: I dont like choosing a single best friend tho, like I love all of you…

185: My favorite shampoo is:  Tea Tree Head and Shoulders (Mint)

184: Xbox or ps3: I have an Xbox but I really want a ps3/

183: Piggy banks are: cool, I have like 5

182: In my pockets: uh, sweet wrappers, a tissue, and my tablet pen

181: On my calendar: ‘DO NOT FORGET ANIMATION ASSIGNMENT: APRIL 21ST”

180: Marriage is: cool :0

179: Spongebob can: uh

178: My mom: is gr8

177: The last three songs I bought were? I don’t buy songs cuz I’m poor, but the last 3 songs I downloaded were: Jingo Jungle (Sago of Tanya the Evil OP), Snow Halation, and To Be Free by Tonight Alive

175: How many cousins do you have? 7

174: Do you have any siblings? Ye

173: Are your parents divorced? Nope, but they aren’t married either soo

172: Are you taller than your mom? Almost!

171: Do you play an instrument? Nope

[ I Believe In ]

168: Luck: yes good

167: Fate: uhm idk, pretty sure it wasn’t fate for me to fall in a river

164: Heaven: I’d like to think there’s a place where people can party when they die

163: Hell: Satanism is fun so sure

162: God: idk tbh

161: Horoscopes: Sure :)

158: Gay Marriage: LOVE IS LOVE

157: War: WAR IS BAD

156: Orbs: ???

155: Magic: Pls let magic be real

[ This or That ]

153: Drunk or High: i aM 14

152: Phone or Online: Online

151: Red heads or Black haired: BOTH IS BEAUTIFUL

150: Blondes or Brunettes: BOTH IS BEAUTIFUL

149: Hot or cold: Cold

148: Summer or winter: Winter

147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn

146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate

145: Night or Day: Night

144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges!! (But i do prefer apple juice over orange juice)

142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds ofc

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk chocolate

140: Mac or PC: PC

139: Flip flops or high heels: Flip Flops

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: ugly and rich because then i can support loads of good charities and feed my weeb addiction

137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke

136: Hillary or Obama: Obama

135: Burried or cremated: Buried

134: Singing or Dancing: bothe are awesome, but probably singing

133: Coach or Chanel: ???

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:???

131: Small town or Big city: Small town

130: Wal-Mart or Target: uh, whats the English equivalent?? Asda??? Lidl???

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: uh idk tbh

128: Manicure or Pedicure: uh I’ve never had either so

127: East Coast or West Coast: again i am English so

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas!! Birthday means i get older and gain more responsibility

124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney

123: Yankees or Red Sox: ??

[ Here’s What I Think About ]

122: War: BAD

121: George Bush: its temping to make a joke but i’ll resist

120: Gay Marriage: YES GOOD LOVE IS LOVE

119: The presidential election: orange man is bad

118: Abortion: ITS UR BODY YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT

117: MySpace: every 90′s kids emo phase

116: Reality TV: hmm, can be good

115: Parents: some parents are shitty, others are good

114: Back stabbers: pls do not do that to me because i will cry

113: Ebay: i use it to get cheap anime merch yes good

112: Facebook: i would destroy facebook for a single crisp

111: Work: RESPONSIBILITY AAAAA

110: My Neighbors: lol idek who they are

109: Gas Prices: from what I know, they’re pretty bad

108: Designer Clothes: if you can afford them, then yes good

107: College: Better than high school

106: Sports: n o p e

105: My family: eh, alright i guess

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone: TWO WEEKS AGO SOMEONE HUG ME

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: today!!

100: Cried in front of someone: 13th March

99: Went to a movie theater: oh boi, probably last year sometime

98: Took a vacation: this time last year

97: Swam in a pool: this time last year

96: Changed a diaper: not since my cousins were little

95: Got my nails done: I’ve never had them done

94: Went to a wedding: when i was 8

93: Broke a bone: I’ve never broken a bone

92: Got a peircing: I don’t have any aaa

91: Broke the law: I don’t think I’ve ever broken the law?

90: Texted: hmm a day ago

[ MISC ]

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my bedroom aaa

87: The last movie I saw: original Ghost in the Shell

85: The thing im not looking forward to: i’d rather not say what it is but It’s tomorrow

84: People call me: weeb. mother, elu, eli

83: The most difficult thing to do is: social interaction

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope

81: My zodiac sign is: Capricorn

80: The first person i talked to today was: my buddy Ilona

79: First time you had a crush: when i saw Rize from Tokyo Ghoul

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: idk, i hide lots of things from everyone tbh

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: hmm not long ago

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: be cool

74: I have/will get a job: Yea i need money to live

73: Tomorrow: is gonna be bad

72: Today: was great :0

71: Next Summer: ew heatwaves please no

70: Next Weekend: i will sleep for most of it

68: The worst sound in the world: someone screaming in pain

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: uh, my OTP

66: People that make you happy: ALL MY MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS

65: Last time I cried: heh, like a few days ago when i was discussing some particularly sad headcanons

63: My computer is: kinda good i suppose

62: My School: is shit

61: My Car: i dont have one (yet)

60: I lose all respect for people who: at extremely homophobic, racist, or sexist

59: The movie I cried at was: i cry at everything

58: Your hair color is: a weird light auburn colour

57: TV shows you watch: a bunch of anime, oo and i watch the download festival coverage each year, and if my mum is watching some drama or soap i’ll probably watch for angst ideas

56: Favorite web site: I’m on it right now

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: umm not sure…

53: How do you like your steak cooked: I don’t like steak aaa

52: My room is: my safe place

51: My favorite celebrity is: this is no secret to anyone who knows me irl, it’s the beautiful Ash Costello

50: Where would you like to be: in bed

49: Do you want children: maybe, adopting would be cool

48: Ever been in love: nope

47: Who’s your best friend: ALL MY MUTUALS

46: More guy friends or girl friends: more girl friends

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: hmm idk, i’m pretty antisocial tho so

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: ha no

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: nope

41: Have you pre-named your children: no

40: Last person I got mad at: my sister

39: I would like to move to: anywhere not in a large city

38: I wish I was a professional: Tattooist

[ My Favorites ]

36: Vehicle: i want a motorbike aa

35: President: Obama

34: State visited: I’ve never been to america

33: Cellphone provider: okay but who actually has an opinion on this??

32: Athlete: Simone Biles

31: Actor: Daniel Radcliffe

30: Actress: Helana Bonham Carter

29: Singer: ASH COSTELLO

28: Band: BABYMETAL, All Time Low, Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance

27: Clothing store: Primark

26: Grocery store: uh idk, Asda i guess

25: TV show: American Horror Story??

24: Movie: the Blair Witch Project

23: Website: I’m on it rn

22: Animal: Chinchillas and Red Pandas

21: Theme park: aa i’m too scared to go on rollercoasters tho so i dont have a fav

20: Holiday: That time we went away for a weeks with literally everyone in my family

19: Sport to watch: Football

18: Sport to play: i guess volleyball is okay

17: Magazine: Kerrang is gud

16: Book: Lord of the Rings

15: Day of the week: saturday

14: Beach: there are like 30 beaches around her how do you expect me to choose

13: Concert attended: AVENGED SEVENFOLD WITH DISTURBED AND IN FLAMES

12: Thing to cook: curry aaa

10: Restaurant: hmm maybe Frankie and Bennies

9: Radio station: Kerrang ofc

8: Yankee candle scent: COTTON

7: Perfume: pure poison

4: Talk show host: Ellen DeGeneres

3: Comedian: hmm not sure tbh

okay I’m actually physically dead now

[ghosthierophant]

once more with feeling

will my dvr chill out? no

it’s supposed to be 40 Foot Monsters but my DVR called it FUBAR

“seanie-poo”

another captain’s son

tfw u realize the time bandit has been consistently the BOC (boat of color) the whole gotdamn time

mike rowe cracks a fuckin drumpf joke in the middle of the fucking telecast

nick returns 

i rly miss the CM

turns out caelen the college kid, the captain’s son, is actually a better greenhorn than fucknig most

40 Foot Monster / FUBAR:

FUBAR

nice waves shots

... wait... where’s the CM?????? I JUST REMEMBERED ABOUT THEM LMAO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THE FUCK

... shit that was bad

Seattle & home

JAKE AT HOME WITH DAD

those still on the hunt

they’re still out for the cod lmao

oh hey the time bandit,,,, No More

11.12 crab

false what

DON’T MISS YOU SHITSTAINS

WELP

#denied

welcome back~

/ excuses

DOWN TO 1 PACK UGH

MAKE LIFE CHANGES

lol everyone in the galley leaning & shit

2nd kid

thick what? what does that mean?

oh down syndrome ok

tfw no fun

tfw n cod

mom help

SEANIE-POO - omg

/ breaks the door handle

#sketchy

oh boy

the flag is dead

hmmm... nationalism...

$100 a person holy christ

there’s clark

Here it Comes

/ STEAL MY BOAT, STEAL MY KID

the happening

/ has a ring

negative

The Russian Line:

i’ll watch the bill episode later

tfw no zack

NICE AERIAL SHOTS OF THE SNOW

no forreal is the CM just not on the show anymore? aite... it be like that

i wonder if i read something or not about that months back

hmm

... a boat went down... ugh

lol MORE COD

/ goes to fucking russia

DON’T GET INTO TROUBLE

keith? ok

THE BUDDIES BACK AT IT AGAIN

Briefed on the Russia Plan lol

TFW NO RUSSIA

[ laughter ]

/ check in at least once a day

BEEP BEEP

sean’s story truly is saving the show lmao

like as much as i Love the Familiar Narratives

i love sean’s fresh take with his family

i love sean

buzz buzz

LET’S GO TO RUSSIA

RUSSIA

oh god EGG SALAD

Pride, Dignity, Breakfast Time

FREDDIE NOT IN YOUR MOUTH NO OOO GOD

CAPTAIN’S SON

A Third

... oh no he’s cute

but he seems like a Frat Boy - finance & advertising... I KNEW IT YOU SOUND LIKE IT GOD

STAND HERE THE WHOLE TIME LOL 

/ “thank god you’re here”

KNOCK KNOCK

it TRULY is wild that sean, age 23, out here without training wheels at all... fucking Doing It, whereas Josh was p much coddled to filth, barely had a season to his name, like... truly dif strokes for dif folks

RUSSIAN RADIO

s c a r y

oooooh pot cam

dont be blanks

/ shuffle

KEEP AN EYE ON MY KID PLS

oh god the fuckin hook nose was The Worst

I MISS LENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH

Uncle Monte

tfw no bait

[ coughs ]  / pukes   AY

Seasickness

Green Face, Ghostly

tfw no gen

bacteria in the fish make me uh,,, no rly wanna eat cod,,, like eve n more lmao

3x more pots,,,,,,,, oh

tfw sirens, tfw uh oh, tfw bullshit

where’s zack?  there’s zack

0aaaaaay crab

[ RUSSIAN CHORUS ]

i’m coming off a high & honestly.... the time bandit is a BOC (boat of color) lmao

610

lol keith should’ve come to russia lol

lol the massage line

RUSSIAN COLLUSION IS YUGE 

GODFUCKING

////////////////// puking into a darker shade of green

it be like that

tfw ur not the rock star

LET’S GO TO RUSSIA

/ lies / lies / lies / lies / lies / lies / lies

[ laughs ]

loose lips sink ships; the magic depth

Back to the Killing Season:

/////////////////////// pukes

HI ORCA

tfw small quotas

tfw illegal crab

UGH THE SHADES OF BLUE 

“hnnnnnnng” if you will

tfw no crab

SHOULD’VE WENT TO FUCKING RUSSIA

tfw Divorce Feels

KEEP UR FEED GROUNDED MY DUDE

MIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REMEMBER YOU!!!!

YOU WERE SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice first attempt tbh

[ chuckles ]

/ doing ok

Jake’s Affirmations that Don’t Happen in Reality

PICKING UP NICK?

/ got rid of him

/ has him back

ANOTHER CHANCE - like god you wouldn’t even give your son this shit lol

DON’T FUCK UP NICK PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

CONCERNED FOR THE COPS

ok nick

i hope this all works out

hi cute kid with long hair

hi kyle

sean in the mood to party

it’s blood on your face / big disgrace / waving your banner all over the place

SUITCASES uh oh

sean pls

i’m jake almost mclosing

SEAN BETTER NOT,,,,

sean,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, chill out,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

that is the worst laughter ever

the saga still has That REputation

CHILL OUT MY FUCKING GUY

i’m the dude rly uncomfortable near this drunk guy 

i’m kyle

HANSEN MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“this is norman”

/ silence

“your other son” - LOL

Mommy String lol

BITE BITE BITE BITEBITE BITE

ALL OF US

/ spitting

do it For Him

pls

CRAB DANCE yiss

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

i’m proud of your son

DRIVE THE BOAT DRIVE THE BOAT DRIVE THE BOAT

sean at the airport???

oh god’

sean is great but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it’s bad

; ((((((((((((

sean reminds me of someone i care rly deeply about except like before he got his life together & it’s,,, like,,,, surreal seeing this convo play out bc i’m sean & he’s jake in my life Now bc I’m a McMess but LMAO ok back to the shwo

I’VE LITERALLY  HAD THIS CONVO WORD FOR WORD & I HATE IT

ugh this hurts

/ hug

omg i’m jake tearing up

My Best Man

replace sean with WHOM

learn to Drive

HERE COMES TYLER

lol sass

........ k  tune down the sass

Really Stellar Job

That Means a Lot

[ voice breaking ]

FINISH THE TRIP

I WISH HE’D STAY!!!!!!!!!! HE’S GOOD!

like forreal like one of the best greenhorns????

god like compare keith as a dad to bill as a dad

i know that’s in poor taste but like Look at the Difference my Dudes

DAMNIT COLLEGE nah jk get a good job that’s not as deadly

he was... amazing

oooooooooooooooooooh - sig

seagull 1

FUCK THIS BIRD

ooops wrong crab

gee thx mom

/ smokes

hi Loose

alright i’m caught up!  sort of

[toomanysurveys9]

Do you believe life is fair? of course not. not all of the time at least. Have you ever made a fan account on Instagram? nope. Have you ever bought a youtuber’s merch? nope. Name three people you want to meet in Heaven. i don’t believe in heaven. but if it were real, i would want to see my grandma randolph again. and i would love to meet my mom’s grandma (her dad’s mom) because she loved her so very much, and she’s told us quite the stories. and maybe steve irwin or mr. rogers. Do you believe in Heaven and Hell? i do not.

If so, do you believe you are going to Heaven? i don’t believe. What was the best time of your life? i mean. it was great being a kid and not having to worry about bills and whatnot. and 21 was fun, even if i did spend most every weekend drunk off my ass. but i think.. i think now is definitely the best. there’s nothing better to me than being mom of my two sweet babies. even if things are a struggle. a lot. Do you feel loved or appreciated for who you are? i mean. logically, i know i’m at least loved. but i don’t always feel that i am, nor do i feel appreciated most of the time. What could be the theme song of your life? i don’t know anymore. Don’t you hate being all alone? (if applicable) i am very, very rarely actually all alone. 99.9% of the time i have both of my babies. Do you believe rich people are worth more than those who are poor? no. they might be worth more money or whatever, but they’re not more important. When was the last time you read the Bible? middle school? Do you have any embarrassing health issues? i mean. not really. What are you longing for? finances to get under control. Who do you wish you could talk to? i don’t even know anymore. i think i just miss talking to people in general. i don’t really have people to talk to anymore. What was the name of the college you went to? bethel. Were your college years the best years of your life? they were pretty good, but not the best. Who was your first roommate? do my siblings count? i didn’t have a roommate in college.. unless you count jacob i guess. Who lived across the hall from you your first year of college? i never lived on campus. What was your favorite food they served in the Dining Commons? i didn’t eat in the dining commons. i went out for lunch, if i ate it at all.

Do you consider the lunch ladies your friends? ^^^

Have you ever had a janitorial job? nope. Have you ever worked in food service? yeah. i worked fast food in high school. What was your first job? mcdonalds. What year did you graduate high school? 20012. What’s something of yours that is missing right now? ipod. Do you lose or misplace things a lot? yes. it drives jacob crazy. Have you ever had a nasty rumor spread about you? probably. Has anyone ever tried to ruin your reputation? not that i can think of. What is your favorite flavor of frosting? i like whipped frosting. just regular flavor i guess. What is your favorite type of donut? chocolate glazed (from dunkin) or chocolate frosted, preferably with sprinkles. What is the name of your favorite bakery? i don’t know, to be honest. What is your current favorite Starbucks drink? i prefer iced coffee from dunkin. if i have to go to starbucks though, i just get a caramel frappuccino. Have you ever been to the very first Starbucks in Seattle? nope. When was the last time you wrote someone a letter? it’s been a long time. i’ve been meaning to write to shaye, but i keep forgetting to buy stamps. D: Do you write mostly in cursive or in print? print. Have you ever called a teacher “mom” by mistake? i don’t think so. Do you like the color of your eyes? i wish they were prettier. What color are your eyes? blueish green? What was the name of the street you grew up on (if you don’t live there now) i’ve lived on a few different ones throughout my childhood for pretty similar periods of time. What was the name of the first dorm you lived in? didn’t live on campus. What was the name of your first imaginary friend? pebbles. like from the flintstones. Does it still feel like summer where you live? it’s cooled down a bit the past couple days. What is today’s date? septemeber 29, 2019. Who’s birthday is today? i don’t think i know of anyone’s birthdays today. What do you usually get for your birthday? money and gift cards. Who’s birthday is coming up next? my grandma’s. What is the last thing that came in the mail for you from Amazon? i don’t remember. i don’t use amazon much. Do you have a Paypal account? i have one. i don’t use it though. Have you ever had a brand or company reach out to you on Instagram? nope. What is the last thing you purchased from Etsy? nothing. Do you sell on Etsy? i do not. What is a childhood dream that hasn’t stuck with you? hm. crime scene investigator. What is something you want to change about your life? finances. What is one thing you are looking forward to coming up? halloween. Have you decorated for fall yet? no. and we probably won’t this year. Do you type fast? i think i type fairly fast. What color was your bedroom growing up? most of them were white. Who was your first favorite cartoon character? scooby doo i think. or the powerpuff girls. Who is your favorite Disney princess? belle. Do you enjoy typing? i do. What bank do you use? i’d tell you but then i’d have to kill you. What grocery store do you shop at the most? walmart. it’s close and cheap. What is your favorite fast food place? we go to taco bell a lot. and mcdonalds. does subway count as fast food? because they would definitely be my favorite probably. Do you get sauce on your pizza? yeah... i don’t like a ton of sauce, but it definitely needs sauce. Do you like hamburgers? i do. Do you like Coca Cola? i guess. but i think i prefer pepsi. Do you like McDonald’s french fries? some days. What color is your hair? brownish, blondish, red. i need to redye it . Did you get your hair color from your mom, your dad, or a grandparent? my natural hair color is closer to my dad’s. my mom’s hair is a darker brown. What is your name (first and middle)? marlina dee. What are some other names your parents’ considered when naming you? i think marlina was it. unless i was a boy. then i would have my brother’s name. What would you have been named if you had been born the opposite gender? jonathan. Do you prefer tea hot or cold? i don’t drink tea. What is the best fall drink? i drink iced coffee year round. lol. i want to try some cappuccinos i think though. Who was the last person you know who had a baby? one of my brother’s ex-girlfriends. …And what was the baby’s name? jaxsen. If you had a boy and a girl, what would they be named? i have a boy and a girl. their names are wyatt and eliana. Do you clean your room often? not as often as i should. i need to do a good cleaning this week, and then do everything i can to keep it up. it’s hard when it’s two adults and two kids living in their though. Who taught you how to drive? my dad and a driving school. What color is your dresser? brown. Do you have a hope chest? i do not. Do you have a favorite aunt, and if so, who is it? not really. none of my family really likes me much. Who is your favorite cousin? again. none of my family really likes me much. Do you look like your mom? you can definitely see my mom in me, but i think most people think i look more like my dad. What does your middle name rhyme with? sea.

What does your first name mean? i don’t really know. Have you bought next year’s calendar yet? nope. What year did/will you turn 30? 2023. D: Have you found your first gray/white hair yet? no. thank god. lol. i’m only 26. Is your hair long or short? it’s on the shorter side, but it’s growing out a decent amount too. …and which way do you like it best? i’ve liked it this way. What’s a food that you like, but it makes you feel sick? nothing really comes to mind. Do you have a problem with needles? sometimes i guess. it just depends what they’re being used for, and who it’s being used on. Have you ever had to use an epi pen? nope. If so, do you get a bruise when you use it? i don’t have one.

Have you ever ridden in an ambulence? in the front seat of one. after my mom and i got in an accident a few years ago. If applicable, what color are your glasses? i don’t wear glasses. Do you like the name Addison? yeah. Is there anything that you regret getting rid of? i’m sure. What have you been saving up to buy for a while? nothing. we don’t make enough to save right now. we can’t even really pay the bills we do have right now. Does anything bother you about your past? yeah. a few things. Do you get bullied on facebook a lot? no. Why do you think people bully others? there are a lot of excuses, but regardless of excuses, they still suck. Have you ever stood up to a bully? i guess so. Do you post on youtube regularly, if you have a channel? i don’t post at all. Which famous person do you think you could be friends with? i’m not sure. since i don’t know what any of them are actually like in real life. If you could sit down and talk to anyone for an hour, who would it be? i don’t know who i would pick out of people that are living. Do you own striped tights? i do not. Have you ever made your own Halloween costume out of clothes from ur closet? yeah. Do you own any antique furniture? no. What year were you born? 1993. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? i don’t know anymore. probably a pina colada or margarita. Do you set goals for yourself? i haven’t for awhile. but i probably should if i ever want to amount to anything. Which country has the coolest flag? i don’t know. Do you like your country’s flag? yeah. i do. Which country do you live in? united states. What is your heritage? i know native american and scottish for sure. When was the last time you received a hug? earlier today from wyatt. Do you have anyone who hugs you regularly? wyatt. Who gives the best hugs? wyatt and eliana. Would you rather have the bottom bunk or top bunk? bottom. Window seat or aisle seat? on the bus, window. plane, i prefer aisle. Have you ever thrown up on an airplane? nope. Have you ever seen anyone else throw up on an airplane? nope. Have you ever gotten sick in the car? yeah. i just did that a few months ago. What color pen do you write with the most? black. Do you still wear clothes from the children’s section? no. i’m fat and disgusting. What were your favorite stores when you were in high school? hot topic. Do you watch Bethany Mota on youtube? i don’t know who that is. What color is your watch? i just use my phone. What color was the last pair of flip-flops you wore? green. What is your favorite season? autumn and spring. Were you born in your favorite season? i was technically born in summer, so no. Have you eaten oatmeal lately? not lately, unless you count in cookie form. in that case, i had no bake cookies like a week ago at jacob’s mom’s house. If you have bangs, do you cut them yourself? i don’t have bangs anymore. What color was the last cup you drank out of? clear. Do you enjoy graphic designing? i don’t know how to do that. Do you enjoy editing photos? i don’t do that really. unless we want to count instagram or snapchat filters. What is your favorite app on your phone? i use facebook the most i think. Do you answer your phone every time it rings? no. i almost never answer it. Have you ever called the wrong number? yeah... Do you usually pick Truth or Dare? truth. i’m not that daring. Was your first kiss magical? it wasn’t magical but it was sweet and i wouldn’t change it. Do you like kissing? sometimes. Who do you want to be best friends with? i don’t know that i have a best friend really. Do you like to decoupage things? i don’t do that. Do you have a printer? we do. How many tabs are open on your browser right now? three. Which Internet browser do you use? firefox. Did you have a Myspace page back in the day? yeah. Do you miss Myspace bulletins? not really since i have a tumblr. Did you ever learn HTML? super, super basics. Have you ever wanted to start a business? eh. i’ve never seriously thought about it.

[glarehand]

below cut bc its cringey but remember when marching band aus were a thing

ok so the other day as a joke i was like kain would be a member of color guard and i havent been able to unremember it. he so would be though like??? i’m not wrong

he doesn’t mind the hair and makeup bc he already does that anyway, the ppl are just a bit too loud for him (isn’t everyone) so he always clings to cecil and rosa instead 

he also refuses to wear the “male” uniforms like they’re usually wearing pants anyways what’s the difference? who cares if he’s wearing sequins or a half skirt on top of the pants

cecil is on trombone bc it’s a difficult fucking instrument with no guidelines (kinda like the whole dark knight thing lol)

he plays really well and is always helping the other members of his section but is always told to play louder bc he’s rly quiet esp for a backbone instrument like that

edge is on tenor drums- self-explanatory. loud, flashy AND a backbone instrument. may have tried to trip kain a few times while the latter was running past

rosa is a clarinet player but also helps w uniform assignment (+ lets the boys slack off by saying she’s still working on finding them the right sizes even though they don’t assign guard uniforms like that kain just goes anyways)

rydia is on saxophone bc it’s cute and suits her shes cute it’s FUN

way way back golbez rly only wanted to do bassoon in orchestra but was a flute player in mb before becoming a drum major

edward is a guitarist in the pit before becoming a drum major! he’s incredibly nervous but has so much support (everyone listens to him and makes sure to run back to their spots after break)

cid is the fucking pit crew manager and is everyone’s second dad (despite the actual parents helping out)

yang lifts EVERYTHING

(see convoluted ff2 ricard/richard hcs coming soon) richard doesn’t disapprove of his son being in guard (esp bc hes so fucking good?? he jumps hella high and does full splits like?? u WISH you could toss that flag and actually catch it susan) BUT he is like hmmmmmmm r u sure u wont at least cut ur hair (he won’t)

kluya and golbez work at the same research center and are often very busy but cecilia always goes to performances and tapes them so everyone can see!

golbez sometimes comes by to help lift things

rosa’s mom doesn’t necessarily disapprove of her daughter on clarinet but wouldnt u look much nicer in the guard uniform?? (no mother) get that highwind boy to switch w you

rydia’s mom provides all the water and snacks and yells at the band directors for giving the kids too short of breaks

is tellah a band director

anna plays flute in concert band and hands out water during breaks (+ convinces tellah to give everyone extra break time)

fusoya also wants everyone to have extra break time but tellah is not having it

edge’s parents are also very busy with work but leave him nice notes even on non performance days! one time they showed up to a big performance and he could not stop crying

kain sleeps in his makeup on the bus ride home and gets it all over cecil who is also asleep but with his hair half up, half undone from all the bobby pins

rosa and rydia share their jackets and huddle together! rydia also naps on the ride in (though no one knows how, is she not stressed??)

edge collapses on top of either pair occasionally, being tired of being jostled around in the back of the bus, if he isn’t playing music or singing with edward (edward squared)

section breakfasts are more like the five of them plus edward sleeping over the night before and then the parent/s of whatever house they’re all sleeping at make breakfast for them in the morning (cecilia makes entirely too much food, kain’s mother elena mistakenly lets edge try and put bacon into pancakes- which isn’t the issue, he just cant cook)

u know those fun band bonding things where u get someone else candy and stuff? yeah edge is LOADED and buys cecil like 8 chocolate bars

kain knows it’s rydia by her messy handwriting in iconic green pen before he even sees her name on the card and buys her both the sour and regular gummy worms for giving him such a thoughtful note (and two bottles of sprite) AFTER he already got her some bc somehow they were assigned each other (rydia knew it was kain because his handwriting is just as bad and he also is bad with words- he just drew her pet lizard and a message of good luck instead)

in cecil’s card to edward, he writes so many positive things that edward cries on the bus to their competition while eating the butterfingers cecil got him

edward bought rosa all kinds of wafers (chocolate, caramel, coconut, A LOT of strawberry) and slides the packages into her things when she isn’t looking (he is shy but she knows it’s him)

rosa doesn’t know anyone in the world that loves (or consumes at all) fireballs like edge (she also gets him warheads but holds off on giving him those because she knows he’ll try and eat them both at once)

post competition he is indeed trying to eat both at once, it is a BAD idea

ur not supposed to not go to school after competitions but ricard voice: yes u can in fact u all will be very busy tomorrow NOT going to school

he buys them mcdonalds and reminds them not to go to school the next day (everybody: thanks dad)

generally it is good and fun except for on hot days and football games and really cold days and when it rains and when the breaks aren’t long enough but i mean