#low key fuck this guy

[deathinephrine666]

ew accidentally reblogged my ex's post 🤢

[lassocounty]

It'sa pocketcar

I dint kno who was gonna be the victim here so um amputated levi i guess yay

[thatlesbeanjew]

I have never been catcalled in my life. Ever.

It’s hot and humid out, and I wanted to walk across the street to get my lunch bc it would take 3 times as long if I drove. I took my blazer off and I have a camisole underneath that I feel very confident in. It shows off my shoulder tattoos very nicely while still looking very business casual.

As I am leaving the restaurant across the street after I picked up my lunch this old man driving by slows down next to me and goes, “DAMN, IT SURE IS HOT TODAY!”.

The first fucking thing that comes out of my mouth, so fast that no brain to mouth filter could have ever stopped it, was “I’d fuck your mom before I’d ever fuck you.”

And then kept walking.

[artem1sc0re]

If I had a nickel for everytime I redrew this scene, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

BUT WHATEVERRR, ITS JOSH!!!!

(I got given a compliment whilst drawing the first one so that’s cool :D)

[dailykugisaki]

Day sixty-three | id in alt

A puppet and a witch.

[salvidida]

Funny how people will be so weird about fma 03's Scar design, citing him being younger/'bishie' compared to the manga and Brotherhood versions as a negative against the first anime adaptation because, let's be real here, a lot of people see this design decision as "feminizing", making him weaker or more palatable at the expense of the role he's meant to play.

Meanwhile 03 Scar, unlike the manga and Broho counterparts, not only is more staunchly anti-military and consistently uses violence and strategies against the system throughout his entire arc, he straight up has a kill count so massive it would make manga + Broho Scars blush (and manga + Broho Elrics have a full existential crisis).

My man never once becomes an Amestrian reformist, never once celebrates the militia (he would have laughed Miles right out of the room if he tried to guilt him for not licking military boots for a scrap of acceptance; in canon he fully declares he has zero pity for soldiers PERIOD) and goes down killing well over 7000+ soldiers and state alchemists in his entire run.

Need I remind everyone that he draws a city-spanning alchemic rune, by himself, with a boulder and a chain to drag it? And lures in the Amestrian invaders by dropping Kimbly's freshly murdered carcass (his doing of course) that he carried with his teeth to the top of a building, while armless and bleeding out? Drawing them further in while dodging gunfire on foot. Iconic. Awe-inspiring. Pure 100% platinum-grade badass.

03 Scar never loses sleep about killing the pigs of a fascist nation, never cedes any ideological or material ground to them, and he could never be shamed out of actively fighting back. Unfortunately we can't say the same for the defanged mangahood Scars. Because despite their more overtly gruff and 'tough' character designs, they're so thoroughly cowed by a small mob of Amestrians who use basic shaming tactics to stop them dead in their tracks and join their side, never to kill another jackbooted hog.

03 Scar clears manga and Brotherhood Scars, easy

[wokelander]

dad reveal 🔥🔥

[columboscreens]

[retros-artandstuff]

sollux (close ups under break)

[vaguely-concerned]

I am so mad about how desperately into pan I am. he was specifically made to fuck me up. they dangled him in front of me like 'hey would you like to see a sad clown trickster with emotional intimacy issues and a heart of, if not gold, then some mysterious alloy with qualities not at all unlike those of gold at the end of the day?' and I went 'boy would I!' and now I'm lost. I'm on my knees he's like if reyes vidal was actually redeemable instead of just a 'release my man he did do all of that but I don't care' situation

[orgasming-caterpillar]

when rumour spread in school that I, an afab person, had a girlfriend (my now ex) I heard the word lesbian and cried all the way home until I threw up in the bushes outside my house. this week the behen ki lund and her circle of bullies asked me if I'm still a lesbian and I them I'm actually a guy AND the loml is prettier than all of them combined and I think that perfectly encapsulates how much a person that truly loves you can change you

[simmyfrobby]

spare tk poem ma'am? 🥺 👉 👈

— Courtney Love Prays to Oregon, Clementine von Radics

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Fred looking Sweet in S O U R

[adobe-outdesign]

Pointless observation of the day: It’s hard to notice because their arms are on the floor in most shots, but Big Boy Duck has human fingernails. This lines up with the original DHMIS 2 shot of Duck’s fingers sans feathers, which also showed him sporting fingernails:

[renegadeknight]

ooooo so interested in Treacherous!!

Okay this one is still very much an outline/mess of notes so I don't have any snips to share and it's probably the one I'm most shy about, idk why exactly, just feels like it would be less interesting to other people, so I'm just vibing by myself lol.

Anyway! It is an Anna!Lives AU where she ends up as a FEDRA lab rat for ~10 years and escapes right after Marlene finds and sends Ellie off with the fireflies. So then Joel and Tess take Anna to try to catch up at the state house but they miss them. Tess still gets bit (sorry) and then it follows Joel and Anna across the country to try to track down Ellie and as they spend more time together Anna keeps telling him more and more about little Ellie from when they were together a few years before they got separated. By the time they catch up to Ellie, Joel's ready to level the hospital for a kid he hasn't even met, and her mother.

Fun fact, I actually mentioned this one in an earlier chapter of Stubborn Love. It's one of the books Ellie gets at the library 😁

Thank you for the ask!

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me