#lucas dawson

[lovecatnip]

The Witch

2015

[anhed-nia]

BLOGTOBER 10/2/2022: THE VVITCH/THE WITCH/WHATEVER (2015)

I might admit up front that I chose this movie just to be contrary. It's a great piece of work, don't get me wrong, but people talk about Robert Eggers' feature film debut THE WITCH like it will scare you so badly you'll never come back from it, and I'm just not sure where that comes from. It is beautiful, intelligent, and finely stylized, but as far as delivering primal fear, it's in a category with Jack Clayton's THE INNOCENTS of films whose towering reputation for terror I'm somewhat baffled by. Maybe there is a question to ask here, not about how well things are done, but about what in a movie is meant to scare you.

Eggers' meticulously constructed period fable concerns a family of early American Puritans who have been spurned from their community for what one senses is too much dogma. This already frightening proposition is compounded by their new environs, an impossibly remote clearing in a shadowy, primeval forest into which the children are forbidden to venture. No sooner have they established themselves, than their baby inexplicably vanishes while in the hands of eldest child Thomasin (Anya Taylor-Joy). This blow to the family's unity plucks at further loose threads, as innocent secrets and lies within the group are mistaken for devilry, and naturally the lion's share of suspicion falls on the teenage daughter. The situation is a familiar one, and it's easy to imagine the family tearing themselves to pieces over this mutual mistrust that is buttressed by religious conviction and superstition; however, it is simultaneously true that there really is a witch in the woods, perhaps many, orchestrating the dissolution of the family. It's just apparent that they didn't have to work so hard to wreck these people's lives; they're ready to do that on their own.

THE WITCH is largely a showcase for the exemplary performances of the ensemble—I'd say particularly that of 13 year old Harvey Scrimshaw, who was roundly snubbed for awards by everyone other than a couple of regional film critics' associations, and I think that's bullshit. But ahem anyway, it's important that Eggers doesn't rest on the hoary old laurels of human folly, prejudice, and paranoia: a recipe often done well, but to death. THE WITCH wouldn't be what it is without the literal witches, not just to spice things up aesthetically, but to introduce genuine moral confusion. Thomasin is trapped in a joyless world where her father (Ralph Ineson) hides personal weakness under religious bluster, her mother (Kate Dickie) channels her jealousy of her ripening teenage daughter into all manner of suspicion, and her nearest suitor is her lonely, confused little brother. The religion that is supposed to focus and fortify them does just the opposite, adding to the pain of the loosing the baby the agonizing belief that the unbaptized child's soul now suffers eternally in Hell. Things like humor and actual child's play are easily mistaken for blasphemy and demonic interference, and even the father's devotion to what he believes is the one true gospel is something that separates the family from society, and from direly needed material resources, leaving them stranded and starving. Christianity has done nothing but deprive and alienate these people, which tends to make the way of the witch seem like a liberating, protofeminist option. However, these witches are unambiguously evil, baby-eating slaves to Satan, and their rites so closely resemble what you would find in the Malleus Maleficarum that they are unmistakably the damned, and not enviably empowered avatars of grrl power. So, Thomasin's choice isn't much of a choice; it seems that the high ground is only reached by allowing her family to martyr her, which the compassionate viewer would understand is not an option for a child who isn't hellbent on sainthood. So, THE WITCH is special in that it isn't a parable of human moral failure like THE CRUCIBLE, and it isn't a women's lib allegory either; it's a film in which the Puritan point of view is a legitimate reality, in which one lives a hellish earthly existence, or is delivered to Hell thereafter. In spite of what I said at the top, that's a pretty frightening scenario.

It's apparent that Ellie Granger and Lucas Dawson, playing the young twins, think they're in a really fun movie. This is patently hilarious.

I do find THE WITCH more frightening in theory than in practice, though. It has wonderful scenes of monstrous mayhem, mostly courtesy the fabulously nude Bathsheba Garnett, and I don't deny their special thrill, but I think that in order to find them really soul-shaking, you might have to have an onboard fear of old ladies—and especially old ladies who are the opposite of maternal. Horror is as often dependent on social mores as it is on primal psychological content; for instance, it may be that the aforementioned THE INNOCENTS doesn't frighten me, in part, because I am not particularly affected by morally ambiguous moppets; that is, I don't have a strong personal investment in the alleged innocence of children. Similarly, using Mme Garnett's naked body as a horrific spectacle (even aided as it is by cinematographer Jarin Blaschke's richly developed atmosphere) suggests that there is something inherently horrifying about aged (and therefore barren, perhaps) women. The Witch's alternate form, Sarah Stephens, is young and vivacious, but her sensuality overflows to the transgressive excess of child rape, in an especially twisted expression of the societal fear of female sexuality. What I mean to say is that THE WITCH works best if you, personally, find it threatening when women take their own desires in hand, or if you, personally, worry about women whose lives are not ruled by a self-sacrificing devotion to the care of children. These are enduring themes in horror; I can point to the recent example of Ti West's X, which expresses such fears in a villainess who is geriatric, violently horny, childless, and dangerous to the young. The same cultural anxiety is at the heart of the notoriety of women like Casey Anthony, Lori Vallow, and Jodi Arias; they aren't simply criminals, but bad mothers, and bad wives and girlfriends whose taboo-smashing behavior seems to disturb the public more than their violence on its own. Not to risk uplifting such women as feminist icons, but I believe the public reaction to their specific crimes stems from the same collective fears that are hyperbolized in THE WITCH as radically anti-social forms of monstrosity. And to folks who have trained themselves to judge every movie through the lens of social justice—say, by labeling everything either feminist or misogynist—I might offer this film as a useful exercise in using art to interrogate different sociopolitical attitudes. You don't have to simply condone or condemn a work based on whether it offers a vision of the civilization in which you'd like to live.

[toomuchlovereviews]

The VVitch (2016)

⭐️⭐️⭐️ .5

This movie had an aesthetic and a dream. Props to Anya Taylor Joy for being the best part of a film yet again. Is there no role she can’t absolutely BODY?

The pacing of this film was a bit slow at first, but some very intense scenes sprinkled throughout made it less draggy. Gorgeously done.

Also, for some reason the end scene felt very warm and homely. Don’t know what that says about me.

You should watch this film for:

the old time witchy feels

Similar titles:

The Crucible (1996) (let’s go back to high school!)

Hereditary (2018) (very modern lamb to the slaughter, untrusting family)

[cptrs]

[destinationout]

"We are your judges, and not you ours."

The Witch (2015) Directed by Robert Eggers Cinematography by Jarin Blaschke

[star-wars-forever]

[toasttt11]

goodbyes

April 6, 2023

The Umich Hockey team was getting up about to head out onto the rink about to play the Frozen Four game against Quinnipiac.

Sebastian stood up and saw Luke across the room still sitting on his stall and fiddling with his gloves. Sebastian walked over letting everyone else walk out and the room was empty besides Luke and him.

He sat down next to Luke and put his arm around Luke bringing him into his side, “I know my love.” Sebastian mumbled comforting Luke kissing the top of his curls. Sebastian knew how nervous Luke was for this game because so was he. If they lose they were leaving tonight to head to New Jersey and signing their entry level contracts.

“I’m gonna be sick.” Luke mumbled resting his head against Sebastian’s chest listening to the even sound of his heartbeat and taking slow deep breaths. Luke has never been this nervous for a game before but this game was a lot in general and adding the pressure of the signing and joining the NHL after put a lot more pressure on it.

“I know.” Sebastian and pressed another soft and long kiss to the top of his head, “Let’s go out and enjoy this.” Sebastian gently stood up and held out a hand for Luke to take.

Luke grabbed his hand and stood up and looked at Sebastian’s soft and comforting eyes and reassuring smile and took a deep breath breath and nodded dropping his boyfriend’s hand.

Sebastian and Luke walked through the halls and jumped onto the ice warming up their team not knowing it would be the last time.

The game started and it was tense from the start, the first period started and Quinnipiac scored first and then Seamus got a goal making the score a tie before Quinnipiac scored once more before the period was over.

Luke knocked his helmet against Sebastian’s as they stepped back onto the ice for the second period.

Luke passed to Sebastian who passed the puck to Adam leading to Adam scoring a goal and making the score tie once more.

Sebastian and Luke shared one more soft look as they stepped back onto the ice for the third period.

Luke passed the puck to Sebastian making him shoot the puck and getting a goal, and making Michigan lead for the first time all night.

“Let’s go baby.” Luke cheered as he knocked his helmet against Sebastian’s smiling widely as they celebrated the goal.

The happiness didn’t last long.

A few minutes later Quinnipiac scored again. And again.

Michigan lost 3-5 to Quinnipiac.

Sebastian watched as Luke tried to hurry off the ice towards the bench and quickly realize what was wrong, he rushed over grabbing the bucket and held it for Luke while blocking him from all of the fans and camera.

“Sssh let it all out.” Sebastian softly cooed and gently rubbed Luke’s back as he puked into the trash can Sebastian was holding. Sebastian was just as upset as Luke but was better at hiding it.

Luke went to try to speak but Sebastian just gently shushed him understanding how upset he is.

Sebastian gently wiped off Luke’s face and grabbed his water leading him down the rest of the tunnel and through the halls catching up with their teammates.

Sebastian sat with Luke in his stall not wanting to leave Luke alone and not wanting to be away from Luke.

Mark pouted and walked over sitting on the floor in front of Sebastian and Luke leaning his head on Sebastian legs, Ethan looked over and quickly walked over sitting down next to Mark on the floor. Mackie was sitting on the other side of Sebastian and Dylan sitting on the other side of Luke.

Sebastian could honestly say he had no idea what their coach said as he was just playing with Luke’s fingers the whole time.

Players started slowly shuffling to the showers and Luke gently stood up and pulled Luke with him. Sebastian wished he could shower with Luke but knew he couldn’t hear so he guided Luke to a shower and took the one next to him.

Sebastian quickly took a shower and threw on a pair of sweatpants and t-shirt, he waited outside the showers for Luke, who did take the longest out of everyone and most of the team was back in the locker room already.

Luke looked sadly towards Sebastian and could tell his boyfriend was struggling too, Luke walked over and pulled him into a gentle but tight hug letting Sebastian burry his head into Luke’s neck. Luke could feel the shaky sigh he let out.

“Me and you?” Sebastian soflty mumbled against Luke’s neck.

“Me and you always.” Luke reassured him and pressed a kiss to the side of his head and reluctantly let Sebastian go and stand back up.

They shared one more look before heading back into the locker room that was just a sad atmosphere, The two saw their suitcases that they brought by their stalls with their hockey bags all packed up completely.

Sebastian let the freshman tackle him into a hug and he fondly rolled his eyes but group hugged all of them back, he wouldn’t admit but they all grew on him.

Luke was saying his goodbyes to the older players before Sebastian came over and Luke went to their freshman group.

Once Luke and Sebastian said their goodbyes to almost the whole team expect their grade, Mackie, Dylan, Ethan and Mark.

Mark lunged forward and tightly hugged one of his best friends, “Don’t be a stranger alright.” Mark mumbled as he tightly hugged Sebastian.

“Never.” Sebastian promised hugging back someone he’s always going to consider a best friend.

Dylan and Luke were hugging each other tightly. Mackie and Ethan watched sadly.

Mark reluctantly let go of Sebastian and let Mackie and Ethan hug him at the same time.

Sebastian let out a fond sound and hugged the two tightly back.

Mark walked over and hugged Luke tightly, “Take care of him?” Mark whispered.

“Always.” Luke promised, once he was jealous of the relationship between Sebastian and Mark but he realized Mark and Sebastian understand each other in a way no one else does and Luke knows now that the two are truly just platonic, platonic soulmates.

Dylan walked over and pulled Sebastian into a tight hug, Dylan took a deep breath trying not to cry as he was saying his goodbyes to his two best friends, not sure when they would see each other again.

“Thank you.” Sebastian mumbled hugging Dylan back, Dylan was surprising but he crept into Sebastian’s heart and became needed Sebastian knew he always needed.

“Always bud.” Dylan sadly mumbled back and reluctantly let go of him.

Dylan and Sebastian looked over seeing Luke just getting out of the hug with Mackie and Ethan.

Sebastian and Luke shared a look and nodded they both turned around and grabbed their bags. The two started walking out of the room and looked back once more at the team before starting to walk away.

Luke and Sebastian both nodded many goodbyes to Michigan staff as they walked through the arena and to the outside where the car was waiting to take them to the airport.

They gave the bags to the driver and Sebastian opened the door letting Luke hop in first, Sebastian got in after him shutting the door.

Luke gently grabbed Sebastian’s hand and fiddled with his fingers the whole drive to the airport, Sebastian leaned against the window looking out the car the whole time and gently rubbing Luke’s hand with his thumb.

They thanked the driver and headed through the airport, through security and headed to their gate, they got there just at the plane was boarding and walked right on.

Sebastian let Luke take the window seat as he put their hockey bags in the overhead before sitting in the middle seat and putting the arm rest up between them. Luke held onto Sebastian’s hand tightly as they sat there waiting for the plane to take off. Lucky for them no one sat next to them and it was just the two of them in the row.

Luke let out breath he was nervous but he had Sebastian and that made all the fears go away because no matter what he had Sebastian with him.

Sebastian scooted and found a comfortable position and rested his head on Luke’s shoulder closing his eyes.

Luke let his head fall onto of his boyfriend’s head and closed his eyes.

Sebastian slowly woke up at the shake and felt the plane landing on the ground, he opened his eyes and looked at the screen seeing they just landed in New Jersey.

“Lu baby.” Sebastian gently cooed running a hand through his curls softly, Luke mumbled shuffling closer to his boyfriend warmth, “Come on we landed.” Luke slowly peaked his eyes opened and nodded lifting his head up and rubbing his face.

Sebastian stood up and grabbed their bags for them and let Luke walk down the row first and off the plane.

They headed down the pick up their checked bags and quickly grabbed them and walked through the airport to the outside where Jack was picking them up.

Jack was waiting in the pick up lot and smiled widely as he saw the two walking to him, he was ecstatic when Luke got drafted to the Devils and it only became better when Sebastian was drafted too. Jack has know Sebastian for so long now he’s become a younger brother to Jack. And Jack has always been glad how good of a best friend Sebastian has always been to Luke.

Jack and Luke quickly hugged other tightly, Jack softly ran his hand through his bag brothers curls before reluctantly letting him go and pulling Sebastian into a hug as well.

Sebastian bent down slightly and hugged Jack back, Sebastian would never admit it to anyone besides Luke but Jack is someone he sees as a brother and so is Quinn.

“Come on let’s get you guys home.” Jack giddy smiled, he helped them put all of their bags into the car and then the two hoped into the backseat while Jack drove them.

Jack had recently moved before the start of the season to a a lot bigger apartment, with alot of extra rooms and space because he knew the two would stay with him at least a year and he wanted to be able to have alot of guests but be able to let any other teammates stay with him.

Sebastian had wanted to get his own apartment with Luke but Jack all but begged that two would stay with him at least for a season as he wanted them to stay with him so badly.

Sebastian knew that Luke missed his brother and he did miss Jack too so it wasn’t hard for Jack to convince them to live with him.

Jack yapped for the whole drive back and pulled into the parking garage, he parked the car and they all got out.

Luke and Sebastian grabbed their bags and followed Jack through the building and elevators up to the floor, Jack led them down the hallway and to the apartment door and opened the door.

They walked in after Jack, Jack lead them down a hallway, “Here this is a Jack and Jill rooms so i thought they would work good for you too? And my rooms across the apartment.” Jack opened the door to one of the rooms and led them in.

“It’s all good Jack thank you.” Luke smiled patting his brother on the shoulder.

“Alright i’ll let you to settle in.” Jack smiled once more and walked out of the room closing the door behind him.

Sebastian walked to the bathroom and opened the second door and it connected to his room, which was convenient for them. As Jack still has not realized that Sebastian and Luke are together.

Luke walked through their bathroom into Sebastian room and grabbed his hand pulling him to the bed, Luke pushed his boyfriend onto the bed and quickly climbed on top of him and laying down on him.

Sebastian just wrapped his arms around Luke and gently played with his curls.

Luke let out a long breath and held onto Sebastian tighter.

[estapa-edwards]

-ˏˋ⋆ ᴡ ᴇ ʟ ᴄ ᴏ ᴍ ᴇ ⋆ˊˎ-

CURRENTLY TAKING REQUESTS

MASTERLIST

NJ DEVILS

j. hughes

↳ i miss you, im sorry

↳ I miss you, im sorry pt 2

↳ draft day

↳ fake boyfriend

↳ 5 minutes

↳ team sweetheart

↳scared

l.hughes

↳second chance

↳ media girl

↳ soccer

↳teammates sister

↳ childhood lovers

n.hischier

↳waiting for him

d.mercer

↳brothers best friend

CANCUCKS

q.hughes

↳opposing fan

↳mommy?

↳ physical therapist

UMICH

e.edwards

↳That way

↳ happy

↳ tutor

m.estapa

↳ hidden feelings

n.moldenhauer

↳ you look great

f.nazar

↳ grown up

r.mcgroarty

↳ enemies

↳ unexpected

↳back in michigan

l.fantilli

↳ i think i love you

BLUE JACKETS

a.fantili

↳ draft day

c.sillinger

BLACKHAWKS

c.bedard

↳teammates

↳ grumpy

If i missed anybody that you wanted, feel free to request them!

[pocketsizedq]

I have a hc in the works!

Its them with a midsize girl.

If you guys have any ideas send them in

(This is a test if also I can tag all 32 guys on the hc)

[equallyshaw]

coming december 13th through the 25th!

I am absolutely over the moon to announce this year's holiday blurbs!

always subject to change ofc!

this list will be updated with links as they are posted.

masterlist:

ᴅᴀʏ ᴏɴᴇ: ᴄʜɪᴄᴀɢᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ - ʟᴜᴄᴀ ꜰᴀɴᴛɪʟʟɪ

꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙

ᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴡᴏ: ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ ꜱᴏɴɢꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʙʀᴇᴀᴋ - ᴛʀᴇᴠᴏʀ ᴢᴇɢʀᴀꜱ

꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙

ᴅᴀʏ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ: ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ - ᴊᴀᴍɪᴇ ᴅʀʏꜱᴅᴀʟᴇ

꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙

ᴅᴀʏ ꜰᴏᴜʀ: ꜱᴜʀᴘʀɪꜱᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ - ᴅᴀᴡꜱᴏɴ ᴍᴇʀᴄɪᴇʀ | ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ ʙʟᴜʀʙ

꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙

ᴅᴀʏ ꜰɪᴠᴇ: ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ - ɴɪᴄᴏ ʜɪꜱᴄʜɪᴇʀ

꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙

ᴅᴀʏ ꜱɪx: ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜ - ᴄᴏɴɴᴏʀ ʙᴇᴅᴀʀᴅ

꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙

ᴅᴀʏ ꜱᴇᴠᴇɴ: ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴏꜱᴛ - ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴜɢʜᴇꜱ

꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙

ᴅᴀʏ ᴇɪɢʜᴛ: ꜱɴᴏᴡᴇᴅ ɪɴ - ʟᴜᴋᴇ ʜᴜɢʜᴇꜱ

꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙

ᴅᴀʏ ɴɪɴᴇ: ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ - ʙʀᴏᴄᴋ ʙᴏᴇꜱᴇʀ

꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙

ᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴇɴ: ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ ʙʟᴜʀʙ - ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜᴇᴡ ᴛᴋᴀᴄʜᴜᴋ | ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ

꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙

ᴅᴀʏ ᴇʟᴇᴠᴇɴ:  ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʜᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜɢʜᴇꜱ- ʙᴀʀᴢᴀʟ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ - ᴍᴀᴛ ʙᴀʀᴢᴀʟ x ᴏᴄ ʜᴜɢʜᴇꜱ

↳ ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ.

꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙⋆

ᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴡᴇʟᴠᴇ: ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ꜱᴜʀᴘʀɪꜱᴇ - Qᴜɪɴɴ ʜᴜɢʜᴇꜱ

would not be a blurb fest without a hughes or two lol

@dancerbailey3

[voguefashion]

Stars Wars on the cover of Vanity Fair

February 1999 - Jar Jar Binks, Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor), Qui-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson) and Padmé Amidala (Natalie Portman)  

March 2002 -  Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) and Padmé Amidala (Natalie Portman) 

February 2005 -  Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen), Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor), Padmé Amidala (Natalie Portman), George Lucas, Yoda, Darth Vader and R2D2

June 2015 -  Finn (John Boyega), BB-8, Rey (Daisy Ridley), Chewbacca and Han Solo (Harrison Ford)

Summer 2017 (4 covers) - Rey (Daisy Ridley), Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill), Captain Phasma (Gwendoline Christie), Kylo Ren (Adam Driver), General Hux (Domhnall Gleeson), Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac), Finn (John Boyega), Rose Tico (Kelly Marie Tran), Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher)

Summer 2019 (2 covers) - Rey (Daisy Ridley) and Kylo Ren (Adam Driver)

June 2022 - Ahsoka Tano (Rosario Dawson), Din Djarin/The Mandalorian (Pedro Pascal), Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) and Cassian Andor (Diego Luna)

[myimaginarymary]

Shin: “I’m tired of this, Grandpa!”

Baylan: “That’s too damn bad!”

(The embodiments of the meme Fr Fr)

[mandalor-the-caffeinated]

I was NOT PREPARED FOR ANY OF THAT

[leaentries]

Lea’s Christmas Special🎄

-in honor of my favorite time of the year, i will be doing a fun little writing project! all of my writings will either be blurbs or full blown fics, it just depends on how i feel/what my time allows for.

-please be patient with me, as this is my first time doing an event like this! i promise i will get to everyone’s requests!

Request deadline!

Start date- 11/19/23 | End date- tbd

Chistmas Masterlist!

emojis = genre prompts = dialogue

send in any emojis/prompts + a player

Emojis!

❄️- angst

🎄- fluff

🎁- smut

Prompts!

1. “That should be our Christmas card this year.”

2. “Do people even use nutcrackers?”

3. “Stop trying to make me walk under the mistletoe.”

4. “You’d make a cute elf.”

5. “Aren’t you just Santa’s little helper?”

6. “This is the best gift you could’ve given me.”

7. “Did you get us matching pajamas?”

8. “Bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten my entire advent calendar.”

9. “If you throw that snowball, you’re declaring war.”

10. “You look so beautiful in the snow.”

11. “You’ve been very naughty this year.”

12. “Come here by the fire.”

13. “If you don’t take me to see Christmas lights, I’ll cry.”

14. “Here, you can have one of my gloves.”

15. “What are you doing?” “Making a snow angel.”

16. “How about you unwrap it and find out.”

17. “I thought you were going home for Christmas?” “Well, I couldn’t leave you here alone.”

18. “Who the hell turned off the oven?”

19. “You really can’t cook, can you?”

20. “Don’t touch the cookies!”

21. “This elf has lost his/her jingle.”

22. “It’s way too cold for that!”

23. “Come sit on Santa’s lap.”

24. “Did you drink all of the eggnog?” “…no.”

25. “I need to go deck my halls.”

26. “I’ll give you a white Christmas.”

27. “Let’s go make gingerbread houses!”

28. “I have a confession…I can’t ice skate.”

29. “One normal Christmas, one! That’s all I asked for.”

30. “Wanna come jingle my bells?” “Don’t tempt me.”

(prompts from pinterest + me!)

[average-cinema-enjoyer]

Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker in "Ahsoka"

[paceypeternathanslawyer]

Pacey Witter 🤝 Nathan Scott

Punching out their shitty abusive fathers after they make derogatory statements about their significant others!!