#mail: bark anon

[sl-vega]

sl-vega, you flatter me 😋 good luck to you and your smau <3 — bark

aww, no you flatter ME bark anon, and ty! I wish all the other nominees the best of luck too 🫶

[proshippers-against-censorship]

Tag yourself. I'm eating paste.

[girl-hobbit]

GRRRRRRRRRR BARK

there is a beast of some sort in my ask box

[yuellii]

🪼I HOPE UR DOING WELL TOO USER YUELLII!!!!! <3 <3 <3 ^^ every once in a while i Crave romantic intimacy and i come running back to your account....... its a viscous cycle. :'( ITS OK THO ITS SO WORTH IT GET ME A MAN LIKE NEUVILETTE WHO WILL BARK 4 ME WITH NO SHAME!!!!!! :)

romantic intimacy I LOVE ROMANTIC INTIMACYYY ourrgaghrhh i wish i wasnt single sometimes …

AND IM DOING WELL !! :] i just finished up a big midterm today so i got started on wriothesley’s part of the fontaine mini series hehehe

[cyb3r-pupp]

[Mail-anon-robot-looks-at-you]

0_0 … hi!

[angeltism]

hugs & kisses 4 u !!!

as for hater mc hates alot, BARK BARK BARK BARK >:(

ehehe thank uu my dear anon <33 hugs n kisses back mwwwah !!

[staticmoncharges]

BAHAHAHAH-

Pelipper Mail! 🐦

It's a brick with a rather dubious paint job depicting a box of cigarettes. There is a note attached.

"Here ya go. Kill that anon. Try not to get the paint job too scuffed though, I want that back!" - Piers

🎵 @spikemuths-pride

thanks so much mr piers !!!

[phightingheadcanons]

Headcanons i have about the phighters i tend to play the most (i play alot of different ppl and this isn't even all of them anymore-)

Katana

- has a phone, but its like a *really* old phone that uses like, 3g or smth (it is.. so slow.. but he barely uses it anyways)

- would rather send letters through some mail system to talk to people than calling or texting

- When him and Hyperlaser go out for drinks (like two, maybe three times a month me thinks) he usually gets a drink that tastes sweet or a little bit fruity.

- ^ Katana will also get harder/darker liquors, but he prefers the lighter stuff so more sweet/fruit flavors come through over the alchohol taste

Rocket

- is actually pretty self-consious about his arm and leg, but just masks it most of the time

- he loves the prosthetics themselves, but feels like he'll be judged by others for having them (even though he knows they almost definetely wont)

- Rocket actually needs Zuka's help sometimes to clean up his horns and maintain the way they look (Zuka always chuckles when he asks because Rocket always asks a little awkwardly)

Scythe

- her white eye isnt like glass eye or a blind eye or anything, its just naturaly completely white. like the sclera, iris, and pupil are all just naturally white, and no one knows why.

- ^ Medkit has tried to figure out why and has pulled more than one all-nighter (not in a row) to figure out, no no avail

- ^ her eye being white doesnt affect her vision at all, surprisingly. Scythe can see perfectly fine with it. the worst it gets its a little bit blurry sometimes, like a super weak gausian blur over everything, but only out of her left eye.

- Her right eye is completely fine and normal. She uses the lens thing to see farther away for better aim when she has her scythe in rifle mode.

- ^ the lenses have the three different levels of zoom and focus, and can be adjusted (not while in use though)

Shuriken

- because ninja vibes and vigilante, he's learned to walk silently and scares Vinestaff and Slingshot alot. sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose, just depends on his mood rlly.

- Shurifin is an inside joke between him Vinestaff and Slingshot when he dressed up in a really tacky fish costume for halloween one year (like amazon 5 bucks kind of cheap)

- he learned how to patch himself up pretty well so Vinestaff and Slingshot didnt suspect anything when he came late from vigilante stuff (saw this from another anon, love it sm so i included it here bc it really does just fit)

Vinestaff

- alot of people think she's self-concious about her arm, but she really isnt. yeah she doesnt exactly like the fact that her arm is tree, but she's learned to live with it

- her arm sprouts during spring/summer. i like the cherry blossom idea that i saw from a another anon too (im sorry i dont remember who you are-)

- ^ Vinestaff tolerates her arm more in the spring because of the pretty pink cherry blossoms, and likes how it looks throughout summer too. once it hits fall or winter though she goes back to not liking it as much because its bare and pretty much just bark, no pretty flowers or blossoms

- 🌌✨️ anon

"Ohhhh I love thosee"

[triggerimpulse]

Ah fuck guess I gotta make an intro, hey I'm Giovanna. She/Her, Bisexual with a male lean, in my 30s. Here to make fun of a good friend of mine <3. Love dogs and I have a wonderful little girl who's been with me for a long time named REI. Also a Faller (I think that's the term) so I'll fuck things up when it comes to Pokemon. See ya around!

OOC: @bowsers-keep once again here with HORRID impulse control. Giovanna Guilty Gear blog time because I love this Brasilian woman and will shamelessly project my experiences in Brasil onto her. Giovanna is going to be very low stakes as she's on Rotumblr for a single reason, expect much teasing.

REI will occasionally post because she can kinda possess Giovanna at times (it is willingly) and REI's text will be green!

NSFW things in the inbox are to be kept as JOKES because while the muse is in her thirties, mun is freshly 18.

Pelipper Mail: On

Musharna Mail: On

Pelipper Unmail: Off

Magic Anons: Off

Tag Guide

#agent inbox - Answered Asks

#rei barking - REI posting

#poking at a pirate - Johnny Tag.

#server commentary - Refering discord shenanigans

[snail-mojis]

pfp art by myself !!

main : @budget-mutt

aac : @budget-barks

sys : @roadkill-company

Requests :: Open !!

Inbox :: 13

Anon asks :: Off

My Tags :

#🐌 arts & crafts <- emojis

#🌿 snail shells <- tw/cw emojis

#🐛 munch crunch <- yapping

#🌱 mud puddles <- non-emoji art

#🐾 garden news <- I repost :3

#☘️ snail mail <- asks

★ ☆ Reminder —

Credit for adding my emojis into

private or any discord servers is

mandatory , though you get the

option of which credit !

_SM , _SNL or _SNAIL

SNL is just SNAIL with no vowels

Are the three ways you can correctly

credit me in the name of emojis

I could personally care less about your thoughts on my opinions.

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[ilmietitore]

*The detective gives you a stern look at first. He then gives a more sympathetic look as he heard your joke about Ciprianni. Maybe he knows someone who attempted to commit such an act before. He instead focused on your papers, no words uttered.

*Meanwhile, the shadow morphs into having white glowing dots for eyes and a more corporal form. She leans on the office chair, her claws tapping on it.

Ah, Rivera with your constant habit of flirting with anything that vaguely looks like a woman... Still surprised you haven't recognized me yet.

*The shadows morph into a familiar person. A pale renaissance mask, dark clothing and a peak of her dark hair. You might recognize this as your old coworker from before... Just shorter than before? Regardless, she is here with her arms crossed.

Anyway, No-Longer-Agent Rivera, long time no see... Seems like your agent days are over for you and you instead went for the mafia. Also, the 'dump' is my best friend of decades. To be fair to you, you don't move around my circle much, not like you would know him. Right, Flor?

*The detective finishes analyzing the documents. He slipped them back into the mail slip ready for you to claim.

Hmm, yeah, yeah, agent. Honestly, they seemed... interesting to say the least...

*The detective goes back to you.

Anyway, apologies for calling you that, honestly I dislike calling anyone I don't know, "bastards" unless they wrong me or they are my friends... Thought it would be funny cuz Schia said that.

*The detective opens the steel gates with a press of a button. However he still gave you a gaze, as if he wanted you to stay for a moment.

Before you go, let me ask you, does Ciprianni have problems with life before? Not much detail needed, just a yes or no would suffice... It would just make things easier for you and your fellow mafiasos to get into his apartment if needed.

(btw I added in color, Borzoi is green and Flor is blue. Might change back to no colors once Flor is mostly 'working' alone lol)

-⚜️Anon

Rivera pin pointed the voice, she jolts a bit, "Ah! Agent Borzoiii! Heheh, heya babes... long time no see, eh? You look good as per usual..."

She meekly takes her documents and recomposes, "No hard feelings, Doorman, reckon you know of boss' antics by now, take care-"

She hesitates before she enters the building at his question, exhaling, "Ehhh... you're barking up the wrong tree with that one, hermano, that's a Schiavon' question... even then I don't reckon he'd give yah a straight answer..."

She tips her hat and slowly enters the building, calling out behind her, "Take care, Doorman... nice to see ya again, Borzoi, godspeed."

[megabuild]

hey different anon here. pearl literally describes her role as that of a postman/postlady/postie/whatever the hell you want to call it. she literally delivers mail that hermits don't want to go in the mailboxes. she was the first one with a mail bag and she gave one to tango and etho who so far have done no deliveries themselves and built the redstone. misogyny 100% exists in the mcyt and hermitcraft fandoms but you are barking up the wrong tree on this one mate.

also sorry scott that you have maybe become a vessel for discourse

^ help. okay. i am not up to date so everyone Make your own mind up on this

[hello-am-zacian]

HELLO HUMANS HELLO

AM ZACIAN. ALSO CALLED FLUFFYKINS

I WAS DOG IN A PLACE WITHOUT FUNNY CREATURES AND I AM STILL DOG BUT NOW I BARK LOUDLY AND THERE ARE FUNNY CREATURES. AND I HAVE A FANCY STICK AND HI HI HI HI HI I'M EXCITED.

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Pelipper Mail: On

Magic Anons: On

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I am weak willed lol

Anyways here's a regular irl-equivalent dog that got Fallered/Isekai'd(?) into the legendary pokemon Zacian. They're silly. Very golden retriever brained.

[ringo-lingo-dingo]

Intro Post // ☆

Hey. Name's Ringo, if anyone can see this. Quilava from New Bark Town, Johto, but currently in Lumiose City, Kalos.

A couple of old tech-savvy managed to apparently bring back some popular applications from when the humans were around and I got my hands on a phone thanks to a buddy, so. Hey there. What's up. How do you work this.

OOC // ☆ Hi hello this is a blog taking place in @eternapocalypse. Yes this is run by the same person running that account because the fixation never ends. Dubiously canon to it as well, mostly documenting Ringo's opinion on his world's version of Clemont, alongside bits of commentary about whatever else he has on mind. I don't wanna clog up the actual blog with Ringo's silliness so it'll all be stored here.

Character is an adult (20!) and goes by he/she pronouns. Favorite food is fried Slowpoke tail.

Pelipper mail/malice is on and interpreted as deliveries from Pelipper Post Office. Musharna mail/malice is on. Magic anon is off.

Feel free to interact with her however you want, I just ask that it isn't NSFW. Send her hate and call her stinky. Interactions from just about anybody are allowed!

Notes // ☆ Icon from @pokemon-icon-factory! If any portrait is seen, it'll be from the PMD Sprite Repository! Stuff here may or may not be retconned depending on how things develop.

[snvffpuppyy]

The mutts intro <3

August / livi

or titles: the mutt.. or you can just call me puppy I seriously don’t care

they / he / she

loser girlboy dykefag

main blog: @punkrocloser

anons: 🦇, 🩸

tagging system

[🎱]… it barks! - talking

[⚰️]… barking at the internet - reblogs

[🦇]… sad mutt :( - vents

[🎥]… mail!! - asks

[♣️]… livis ID’s - IDS! [🦴]… BAD MUTT! - nsfw block this if you don’t wanna see it..

[hydr0phius]

I’m sending you more hate mail. I’m not entirely sure what goes in hate mail to be entirely honest. the only hate mails I ever really received and remember - there was other ones but I don’t remember them- and was full of slurs but I’m not going to do that. I dislike you greatly now due to your traitorous actions and I hope every chicken you cook is bad and every chicken you eat is bad and also chickens attack you on site. in fact I’m putting a bird-violence curse on you tonight after I go figure out how to do that. I hope every bird you see poops on you. I hope every bird ever poops on your car and you have to spend uour life in the car wash. also I hope that you become allergic to birds. (I am also allergic to birds so I know this is a horrendous threat and is very tragic. I fucking miss my ducks.) And also this is on anon because I need to confirm that this is hate mail and people never seem to send this sort of thing publicly. Cowardly and shameful, but I’m willing to bark like a dog to kill the fox.

- you know who I am.

ps and I’m out to get you.

I'm sorry about your ducks bestie. Fortunately for you, I am already allergic to birds, so don't worry about the curse.