#mailwife

[professoryaoi]

My partner got really excited when he found a random sticker in the mail truck the other day so I know what I'm going to periodically do with my random stickers, now

[linberlyy]

HBO recently released a new video with mini-interviews with actors on green/black team. And do you know what conclusion we made? Our greens actors are so afraid to express their opinions and views on the actions of the characters that they begin to laugh them off, albeit in short phrases, and explain what we already know.

Just take a look:

Tom: “Why should Team Green be on the throne and not Team Black? My name is on the lease for the castle." (We know, Tom, how much you get hated, and we understand that this is all you can say in principle at such events).

Fabien: “I think it's more a loyalty thing for Cole. I think it's his loyalty to Alicent. He wants what she wants. I myself… no comments.” (I was already shy at the end, you are our sunshine).

Ewan: “Aemond, he was bullied and wronged as a kid. They carved his eye out. He bounced back. He put a sapphire gemstone in his eye. And yeah, they're gonna get what's coming to them.” (Here Ewan revealed what we've already...sort of...seen? Why do we need a summary of the events of the first season? Even the last encrypted phrase sounded without the connotation we needed, so that, obviously, God forbid, we put him against mailwife Daemon, against whom he is nothing).

Olivia: "We have bigger dragons." (Poor Olivia, she was hated, it seems, more than anyone else. She looks thinner and tighter. I really hope that we are wrong. They didn’t even say the words in using their party, just so as not to cause a storm of negativity, how dare this ungrateful person go against Rhaenyra!)

While the actors of the opposite side can afford to make too eloquent and provocative statements, it is clear that most of the normies will support them and begin to squeal with delight:

Steve: “Team Black should be on the throne instead of Team Green. Team Green are usurpers. Team Black are the rightful heirs. They were named by the King. They're just better looking, generally.” (Even green actors cannot afford to call their characters “legitimate” and make any comments in favor of the opposite side, but here there is just basic cringe. Everything we like).

Eve: “They're the best. And the annoying people are pretty obviously the Greens. They're all just a bunch of knobs, and they need their heads being knocked together." (No comments, right? Everything is clear here).

Harry: “Team Black are decent people. We are more of a functioning family. We do things the right way." (The funny thing is that the whole Dance is the struggle of ONE family. The fact that EVEN the actors divide both groups into TWO different families already says something, and we do not take this into account, as it is about the same persons in the scripts).

Phoebe: “I think we love each other way more. I think we have a family base that is incredible. (Yes, let's also compare who loves whom more).

Bethany: “Team Black are the most fun. We get on the most. They all hate each other. „You have no idea the sacrifices that were made to put you on the throne“. (In the video, after the actress’s words, they accidentally removed Alicent and Aegon from the trailer, obviously, there was a visible emphasis on the fact that there is no love in the green family, and in general they watched without exception, but with their black maniacs, everything is cool with them).

Matt: “My uncle is a challenge I welcome. If he dares face me." No chance. I'm coming for his head. I'm gonna put it on a spike. Me and Rhaenyra, there's a bloodline to us, isn't there? We're the thoroughbreds." (Compare Ewan's lines with his. There is a big difference. Matt has the ability to say things like this to please the surviving fans, while Ewan does not, because all he gets in response is judgment, hate speech and swearing. And the phrase “We're the thoroughbreds” each time comes closer and closer to the name of H*tler with his “pure Aryan blood”, don’t blame me).

Emma: "We have madness on our side. And we have a powerful naval presence. Thanks to the Velaryon fleet." (Ok, do we need to remind you in what right and wrong ways the characters got it? Do the Velaryons themselves even know what the key is? However, Emma’s words carry disgust, like the words of her fellow actors, so she’s just a bun. Thanks for that too).

Does anyone have any other suggestions as to which side we present to get our ass kissed? The answer is obvious.

[dumbdorkcake]

tim: we cant mansplain, mailwife, manipulate our way outta this one boys

jason: MANSLAUGHTER IT IS THEN

[taxonomicons]

malewife this malewife that, what about mailwife huh? he wears a little postal uniform, delivers letters and spites canines

[urlover-atlas]

mogul mailwife

[j1998v]

my classmate and i both found out the other also likes tf2 and we thrilled. mailwife

[ryanoftinellb]

Modern English bothers me. We had three perfectly good words: wer, wif, man. Then apparently we decided that all wives should be married, and all men should be male.

“Mailman” should be gender neutral, damn it. There’s always “mailwere” and “mailwife” if you must specify when they deliver your parcels.

[hedjblogr]

malewife? oh no, you misunderstood, he's actually my mailwife. arrived yesterday in a box delivered by a couple of nice cockney blokes.

[zombielesbean]

mailwife

[shoe-mustard]

SOMETIMES ITS OKAY TO OBSESS OVER A PANSEXUAL NONBIANARY LAWYER FROM A TV DRAMA EVEN IF THEY ARE LIKE 50 YEARS OLD BC THEY ARE A BBY GIRL AND A MAILWIFE AND A GIRLBOSS ALL AT ONCE AND I NEED HIM AND THEIR GIRLBOSS GIRLFAIL WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[professoryaoi]

I feel like the biggest sap on earth every day because I want to do everything I can to make sure this person knows I care about them immensely.... help doctor im terminally gay

[noramsblog]

THE NEW CHAPTER IS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭

[blujaymi]

Draw John gayis waer7ng mainspring manipulate mailwife

"mainspring" is absolutely sending me

anyways say hello to John Gayis.

[komaedalovemail]

hey komaeda are you a mailwife

im in the kitchen cooking the most delicious meals the world has ever seen

[the-faultofdaedalus]

why does justin hammer give off big “gaslight gatekeep girlboss” energy AND “manipulate mansplain mailwife” energy

[gonnahaveabigtalklater]

mailwife Breekon