#make her tan bruh

[bright-cloud]

Help Chasca is so white its not even funny at this point

[pb5luvr]

in good company

a/n: sometimes i actually remember that paige is gonna be in the w and not at uconn anymore and idk if i should be excited or sad. also the fact paige and azzi are gonna be apart im sick for them bruh 😔😔

3rd POV

paige was tired. no, scratch that, paige was exhausted. ever since winning the national championship with her team, which was a dream come true, she had been out non stop: celebrating, making appearances on tv, and getting ready for the draft. although she was extremely grateful, it was still a lot.

she and azzi had arrived to new york a few days after coming back to storrs from the championship game, though, they still hadn’t seen each other much. while paige was featured on the Today Show and showing off the trophy on Jimmy Fallon, azzi was making appearances on Good Morning America and ABC Live. given the two hadn’t had a chance to get a break from the chaos, paige would do anything to get even the smallest break.

while azzi was getting ready for her first live tv appearance, paige of course had to facetime her. azzi was in the middle of getting her hair done while she heard her phone buzzing on the table in front of her. assuming it was paige, she reached for it to answer the call.

“hi baby” paige said as she appeared on the screen of azzi’s phone

“hi paige, im just getting my hair finished up right now” azzi responded with a soft smile on her face

as the two caught up with whatever was going on in their lives, paige couldn’t help but admire her beautiful girlfriend through the screen.

“alright” azzi said as the hairstylist finished touching up azzi’s hair, “how do i look?”

“beautiful” paige responded without hesitation, “always”

and paige meant it. azzi really was the most beautiful girl paige had ever seen—from her enchanting, brown, doe eyes to her soft, tanned skin and her perfect curls. and of course, paige had never failed to make azzi feel that she was any less beautiful than paige had thought.

“thank you” azzi blushed at the compliment before having to burst paige’s bubble of hoping to have a longer conversation with azzi, “i have to go though, but i love you and i’ll talk to you later”

“wait azzi” paige started, “can you please come to my hotel after you’re done? even for just a little while? i miss you”

azzi’s face softened at her girlfriends request, “of course i can paige. i can come by after this”

the life seemed to come back to paige’s face after hearing that and a smile formed on her face.

“then i’ll see you later” paige said, “i love you, you’re gonna do great” paige added before pressing her lips to the camera, her way of giving azzi a good luck kiss.

azzi let out a soft chuckle before ending the call and letting the makeup artist make her final touches before azzi had to make her way to the stage.

————————————————————————

after azzi finished her appearance, her one goal was to make her way to paige’s hotel to squeeze in some alone time with her before heading to her next appearance. she quickly called an uber and was speeding off to paige’s hotel in no time.

paige, anticipating azzi’s arrival, already let her know the room number ahead of time. when azzi got to the hotel, she quickly made her way to the elevator and in front of paige’s door, knocking softly to let paige know she was there.

paige scrambled off of the bed and opened the door in what felt like milliseconds before she was met with azzi standing in the hall, still in the outfit and makeup she had while on tv. she threw her arms around azzi and dug her face into her neck, breathing in her familiar scent.

“mmm” paige groaned, “i missed you”

azzi hugged paige back and started to rub her hand up and down her back, “i missed you too baby”

when the two let go of each other, paige pulled azzi inside her hotel room and locked the door before dragging azzi over to the bed. azzi chuckled at paige’s urgency but made sure to slow her down so she could take off her heels that were starting to give her blisters.

azzi practically collapsed on top of paige, but, of course, paige didn’t mind. she wanted to spend as much time with azzi as she could before they had to go their separate ways again. the two settled into each other, azzi’s head resting against paige’s chest, one arm draped over paige’s stomach as paige lazily dragged her fingertips over azzi’s arm.

“i hate being away from each other all day” azzi said softly, breaking the comfortable silence

“i know beautiful, i hate it too” paige responded

“it makes me nervous for the future” azzi whispered, “you know, when you’re gone”

the sentence made paige’s heart ache.

“hey” paige said softly, making azzi look up at her, “we’re together now and that’s all the matters. besides, no distance can tear us apart. i promise i’ll talk to you every chance i get”

azzi gave paige a soft smile in response

“so let’s just enjoy the time we have with each other now, okay?” paige said as she brought a hand to azzi’s cheek, her thumb brushing softly brushing over it

azzi nodded and brought her head back down to paige’s chest, “i love you” she said

“i love you too azzi” paige responded, “so much”

and that’s where the two stayed, soaking in each others company before the harsh reality took it away from them.

[asnowperson]

Tanbi to Heroine - Literary classics adapted into shoujo manga

I want to talk about the book of my dreams: Mangaka! Sekai Bungaku - Tanbi to Heroine (マンガ化! 世界文学 耽美とヒロイン). It's a compilation of shoujo manga from the 1970s and 1980s which are adaptations of classics from world literature. Each manga has a little introduction about its artist, and the work it was adapted from. Thank you, our Tosho no Ie overlords.

It came out in 2022, and I'm so happy to own this book. After watching Aoi Bungaku and falling in love with what they did with Kokoro there, I've always wanted to see more anime/manga adaptations of literature. Seeing how authors/directors give the works their own interpretations while still staying faithful to the original work, and not trying to do a 1:1 adaptation can be great, as long as they don't jump the shark. Speaking of which, I even liked Gankutsuou despite the bizarre 3D space mecha fights because Edmond Dantès was still there. I can't get mad at it when the director gets the core of the work right.

Anyway, I want to present this awesome book and the manga collected in this volume!

Hagio Moto – Shiroi Tori ni Natta Shoujo (白い鳥になった少女)

Adapted from Andersen's The Girl Who Trod on A Loaf, and first published in Bessatsu Shoujo Comic 1972/12.

Hagio tells the story from the point of view of the girl who becomes a bird at the end of the tale, which is a very nice touch.

2. Mizuno Hideko – Cendrillon (サンドリヨン)

Adapted from Grimm Brothers' Cinderella, and first published in LaLa 1977/9 & 11.

With Mizuno's exquisite art, this Cinderella adaptation is the perfect fairy tale. On the first and last pages Hideko-tan breaks the fourth wall to give us information about the original work, and going "bruh, these are supposed to be tales for kids but some brutal stuff goes on in them. What's with all the mutilations and eye-gouging?!" It's adorable!

3. Maki Miyako – Hanakagerou (花陽炎)

Adapted from Murasaki Shikibu's The Tale of Genji, and first published in Big Comic for Lady 1987/2.

This excerpt is taken from vol. 2 of Maki's Genji Monogatari adaptation, and depicts a scene that doesn't exist in the original work: Hikaru meeting Lady Fujitsubo for the first time. I must say that all that Genji Monogatari Japanese went over my head ;_;

4. Miuchi Suzue – Takekurabe (たけくらべ)

Adapted From Higuchi Ichiyou's Takekurabe, and first published in Hana to Yume 1977/1 & 2. This story is actually part of Miuchi's Glass Mask. In the manga, it was acted in the third act, “Kaze no Naka wo Iku.” Compiled in vol.s 3-4 Hana to Yume comics version, vol.s 2-3 of Hakusensha Bunko, and vol.s 3-4 of the digital ebook.

Conveying the subtleties of the character through the way Ayumi and Maya acts is quite ingenious. We get adaptation-ception with this one, and I loved it. It really made me want to read the book to get to know Midori better.

5. Sakata Keiko – Okisaki to Nemuri Hime (お妃と眠り姫)

Adapted from Charles Perrault's Sleeping Beauty, and first published in Comic Tom 1989/1.

I haven't read Sakata's works, but she always strikes me as being the odd one in the shoujo scene. And this manga just strengthened my conviction. Her adaptation of Sleeping Beauty focuses on the ogre mother of the Prince, and her loneliness. Which is another ingenious way of going about adapting a fairy tale from a completely point of view. Her funny-looking art and humor adds to it.

6. Fumizuki Kyouko – Shiroki Mori no Chi ni (白き森の地に)

You get this color image I found online, because scanning this gorgeous double spread was impossible. And it's in grayscale in the book.

Adapted from Louis Hémon's Maria Chapdelaine, and first published in Bessatsu Shoujo Friend 1977/3.

I had no idea about this story, but wow, Hémon sure lived a life... This story that takes place in Canada feels really comforting. I'm surprised this didn't get an anime adaptation. Sure, it's not long enough for one, but it'd make a perfect comfort shoujo. "Comfort shoujo" as in people dying and the protagonist growing up after being hit by misery and having to make life-altering choices. I can see why this was popular in Japan.

7. Yamagishi Ryouko – Rapunzel Rapunzel (ラプンツェル・ラプンツェル)

Feast your eyes on this color Rapunzel illustration from the Yamagishi artbook I have.

Adapted from Grimm Brothers's Rapunzel, and first published in Bessatsu Shoujo Friend 1974/6.

Queen Yamagishi does not disappoint: We go full psychological and read about how parents ruin childrens' lives by projecting their shortcomings in life onto them, and their twisted sense of "love" can be worse than a sorceress's curse. Prince charming therapy time, baby!

8. Sato Shio – Bijo to Yajuu (美女と野獣)

Adapted from Madame de Beumont's Beauty and the Beast, and first published in Papermoon Shoujo Manga Fantasy Shoujo Manga – 1001 Nights (5.11.1980).

This short yet poignant adaptation really brings out the love in the story. She distilled the tale, and left what touches your heart the most in these 8 pages.

This work was also originally published in full color, and it's so gorgeous that I bought the book it was first published in. I hope to have it within the month.

So yeah, if you need to gift something to your old-shoujo loving friend, you now know what to get :)

[trashmouth-richie]

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CHAPTER 2: DOUBLE DOSED

HEATED

≛ modern!eddie x female reader x modern! steve

≛ summary: a week after being stranded on the side of the road with eddie and steve, you finally figure out what you’re going to do. Can the boys agree to what you have planned?

≛ THIS CAN BE READ AS A STAND ALONE FIC

≛ chapter warnings: MODERN AU, 18+ only I can’t be anymore clear about that, fuckgirl! reader vibes, Steve’s kind of a dickhead, oral m & f receiving and giving, mentions of birth control, reader gets eaten out by a girl, drug use, mention of alcohol, modern themes including texting, snapchat, iced coffee, crumbl cookie lmao etc, no y/n used, readers nickname is taff or taffy (bruh I hate using y/n catch me using any dumb nickname) Eddie picks reader up in a hug, real simpy Eddie behavior.

“I just don’t know Robin,” you explain, pulling literally at your hair from the root, “what should I do?” 

Ever since that day in the back of Wayne’s truck, you hadn’t had a single night of peace. Both Eddie and Steve were blowing up your phone. Begging for your attention. It was flattering at first. Two of Hawkins hottest at your beck and call. Each vying for your undivided, not knowing that they were competing for it. 

“Quit squirming,” Robin says in a huff between your legs, her mouth blossomed red and slick with spit, “I’ve been down here for thirty minutes and you aren’t any closer to coming than when I started.” 

Her apartment was hot and sticky, the oscillating fan on its last leg, and you were both stripped down to nothing to keep cool on your planned girls day in. A day to forget about the boys stressing you out and for Robin to get away from her annoying ex. And just like how it usually happened with her, you ended up snorting lines and making eachother buzz with orgasms. 

“Ugh, sorry,” you say annoyed, leaning up on your elbows to see her pretty face, “I just can’t relax.” 

“Tell me about it,” she says around your puffy clit, the tip of her tongue flicking it like a snake. 

You had made the boys swear to secrecy that they wouldn’t tell a soul about what had happened. But you didn’t promise anything. 

And the moment you had gotten home, you sent a text to Robin explaining every single detail, down to girth and length. 

“I think, you should date them both, try em out, what’s the worst thing that could happen?” 

“You think so?”

“Yeah, now please shut up, you’re taking forever and I’m bored.”

-

The next morning you woke with a smile on your lips. Any turmoil left in your mind on your decision had gone with Robin’s idea. 

The alarm clock on your bedside table illuminated 9:15AM and before even slipping your toes into some slippers, you sent two text messages to two recipients. 

The normal routine of your morning commenced without fail, washing your face, scrubbing your body in the shower, putting on light makeup before making a pot of coffee. 

Eddie arrived first, his motorcycle echoed loud off the parking lot as he backed it into a spot against the sidewalk. His dark curls were honeyed by the sun, a bag of Chinese takeout in one arm and a dozen roses in another. The prettiest dimples displayed on his stupid gorgeous face. 

“Hey beautiful,” he smirked, wrapping you in a hug and kissing your cheek. He smelled like muted cigarettes and bourbon cologne. The creak of his leather jacket echoed in your ears as he lifted you off the ground into a bone crushing hug, making you squeal.

“Sleep well?”

Before you could answer his smile had faded into a scowl when the door swung open and Steve stood at the threshold.  Wielding a pink box of gourmet cookies and two iced coffees, his wire framed Ray Bans pushed into his hair. 

“Munson,” he greeted, nodding to his friend in that jock head jerk. Stepping around him, Steve sets the coffees on the counter and gathers you into a hug, kissing your neck and whispering that he had missed you. 

His golden retriever vibe of tanned skin and forest colored eyes bore through you when he licked his lips. 

You pull away and smile at them. They both look so good but in completely different ways. 

Eddie’s tattoos were peeking out from under the tight white shirt he was wearing, as was a silver chain necklace. 

You were practically drooling to get your lips on his skin again. 

Steve was in light colored shorts and a casual button up, exposing the dusting of chest hair that your fingers ached to be wrapped in. If you had your way you’d take them both right here right now but that’s not what today was about. 

“Why are we both here, baby?” Eddie asks, setting the bouquet and the Chinese food on the counter, pushing away the pink box of treats from his competitor.

“It’s obvious.” Steve says with a smirk pulling on his lips, “she’s gonna let you down easy and go out with me.”  

“Always so cocky,” you tsk, trying not to look at the way his shorts are cinched at the zipper. 

You look between them, big doe whiskey colored eyes stare at you in longing, while the mossy floor ones squinted with a smirk. 

 “We need to talk, and rather me having this conversation twice- I figured we are grown ass adults and can talk about what happened.” 

Eddie nods and crosses his arms, leaning forward to not miss anything you were about to say. Meanwhile Steve leaned a hip into the wall, checking his phone. 

“Before I stroke your egos, you both know you’re hot, so I’m not going to tell you how fucking great that day was.”

“fuck yeah it was,” Steve chimed in, adjusting his length in his shorts. 

Eddie blushed a pretty salmon and shot you a wink. 

“But— I’m not choosing between the two of you, I can’t, ask Robin, I about gave her a brain aneurysm yesterday trying to figure it out.” 

You were the one on the verge of an aneurysm when you came allover her lips but that’s another story. 

“So, we’re gonna do this with no strings, no feelings, just friends hooking up and playing around. Cool?”

Eddie’s eyes fall to the tops of his boots.

“So let me get this straight,” Steve gaped, eyebrows pulled in, “you’re going to go out with the two of us... at the same time?” 

“Yeah, kinda what you do with every hussy in town Harrington.”

Steve’s gears are grinding but Eddie hasn’t said a word. 

“What the fuck Taff?” Steve huffs in annoyance. 

you banter back talking to him like he’s a child, “what’s the matter Harrington, don’t like sharing?”

“Rich boys are used to having their way.” Eddie gloats. 

“Oh fuck off,” he pours, “what about sex? Or is this like a PG thing, eating pizza at Chucke fuckin’ Cheese?” 

You cross your arms, and lick your lips, “oh we’ll be fucking, but not until you’re clean, both of you.” 

Eddie’s eyes finally perk up, he hasn’t been with anyone since last year and he was checked three months ago. 

“Oh come on!” Steve whines, “MaKenna is a virgin, and Blair and  Nicole have only blown Tommy since being with me— no need to fuck anyone else catch my drift?” 

“Sorry Harrington, I’m not risking catching anything and giving it to Eddie because you fundipped your way across campus. Show me you’re clean and it’s game on.” 

He pouts, “Jesus Christ… I’ll even wear a condom, c’mon.. I swear I’m clean.” 

“What the fuck is this 1990? I have an IUD, just get clean and we can do whatever you want.” 

Eddie feels like he has the upper hand for the first time since arriving at your apartment, “W-when does this start, sweetheart?” 

“Right now,” you shrug, “ I know you had to take off work today so I’m yours, see ya tomorrow Stevie.” 

“Such bullshit.” 

“Don’t worry buddy, I’ll take care of her while you’re off swabbing your pee hole,” Eddie says with a wave to his friend,  cockiness in his stance. 

“Be nice, boys.” 

You don’t expect what happens next but Steve grabbed your wrist and twisted you into him, kissing you square on the mouth just as firm as he did in the bed of Wayne’s truck. Rough and giving no grace he leaves you spinning even after he’s left. 

“Text me if you get bored with this one,” he says, licking his bottom lip to get one more taste of you as he walks through the door, “bye.” 

You cross the kitchen to the counter, lips still buzzing from Steve’s kiss. You pull out two forks from the proper drawer and rip some paper towels from the roll. 

Pulling out the white cardboard containers of Chinese food from the plastic sack, you plate them with shaky fingers. The fork in your hand slipping every once in a while and clanging loudly into the ceramic plate. 

“Hungry?” you ask over your shoulder.

“Starving actually,” Eddie says, “but there’s something I wanna do first.” 

You tear open a foil packet of soy sauce between your teeth and squeeze it all over the fried rice, “yeah, and what’s that?” 

Not noticing how close he was to you, his hands rest hotly on either of your hips, fingernails grazing the cotton of your shorts.

In a quick spin, you’re suddenly facing him, fork in one hand, soy sauce packet in the other. His eyes are impossibly dark, and a twist of a smirk lays on his pretty lips. 

“I wanna kiss you.” 

His lips ghost over yours and your tongue reaches for his lips but is met by nothing.

His breath fans across your lips, the sweetest of pouts escapes you, and his adam's apple bobs in his throat, swallowing your annoyance, “not here.” 

His fingers tease the waistband of your shorts, cold steel of his rings icing into your skin, dipping into it with a tentative touch. 

The zipper of his leather jacket bites into your palms as you pull him closer into you, and just like that day on the side of the road, it felt easy with Eddie.

You share the same bated breath as his fingers plunge deeper and push your underwear out of the way.  Between your slick folds he teases at your clit with his middle finger, swallowing the pretty noise you emit. 

“Wanna kiss you here,” he said with a thick fingered flick against your clit making you moan through your teeth but lips,  “need to taste you, again.” 

You moan his name and he helps you wiggle out of your shorts in a hurry. Feeling like you’re possessed at the sight of him dropping to his knees on the cold linoleum of your kitchen floor, like a sinner praying for mercy in a cathedral—you’re practically begging for his tongue where you need it most. 

Two weeks ago you and Eddie were just friends, and now he’s pulling the prettiest noises from you that would make the angels sick with worry,  

His lips kiss your thighs feverishly in his travels. Dark curls tickling against the spit from his sloppy mouth. Every sensation in your body was screaming, and you cursed out loud when he hooked your leg over his shoulder like a guitar strap. 

His eyes didn’t leave yours as he pushed this tongue into your slick, flicking against the hood of your clit, “so fuckin pretty baby, been seeing her in my dream for a week.” 

Nerves wrecked already you’re practically a puddle at his simping words, trying like hell to balance on one foot and carving your nails into the underside of the counter. But Eddie’s face could have held you up alone. 

He’s buried in your pussy. The happiest of graves. Nose, mouth chin- gone. All you can see of him down the plain of your own body are his curls. But you can feel him everywhere. 

Devil's tongue stuffed between your legs, thrashing and lapping up like a mad man starved. His groans vibrate around you and your legs quake. His fingers are pushed deep in the well of your velvet walls, another circling your ass and putting the tiniest bit of pressure there making you cry out. 

His name falls from your lips like a chant, faster and faster until your orgasm peaks and blinds you, your body losing all control from his tongue, your knuckles go white when you grab his hair, holding him right where you need him. 

“Fuck,” he groans, wrapping his lips around your sensitive clit once more before he adjusts your panties back into place. Your fingers ache from the grip you had on the counter and in his locks. 

Kissing the delicate fabric around the apex of your thighs, he whispers softly, “I could do that everyday.” 

He helps you step back into your shorts, that glorious tongue poking out in concentration, and he looks up at you with a shy smile, standing and holding your hands.

“With a tongue like that, I might let you.” 

“Don’t tease me Taffy, I’m still hard.” 

And now it was your turn to be needy. You pull the lapels of his leather jacket into you and you kiss his slick coated lips, he tastes like you and the salty soy sauce that was still on your lip. 

Kissing Eddie was different than Steve, he painted your mouth the same way he lapped at your folds. If you never caught your breath— that would be fine with you. Your head spun around his web and you were tangled in it. 

His hands wrap around your back and one holds your face. It was deeply passionate, and your heart was bursting, your lips move to his neck and you suck and bite a mark into him, and he whimpers when your kisses go small. 

“This is gonna get cold Eddie,” you say against the column of his throat. 

“Let it, I’ll buy more.” 

You grin into his skin and he laughs when you tickle his sides, “c’mon,” you urge. 

And Eddie gets in one last kiss before breaking away, pulling your lip down with his thumb, and you shudder at the way he looks at you as if you’re the only girl on the planet, “if you say so.” 

-

The Chinese needed to be s microwaved but it was still good., The hunan pork was tender and juicy, and the lo mein noodles were to die for. You and Eddie sat side by side on the barstools and talked like you always had. He had a gig this weekend and when he asked if you were coming you said of course you were, a quirk to your brow. 

“Alright,” he said, putting alot of effort and concentration into twirling a noodle with his fork, “just wasn’t sure.” 

You leaned forward and kissed sauce from the corner of his mouth, and your core ached and pulsed at the sight of his boyish grin and blushing cheeks. 

“Wouldn’t miss it, even if it is Steve’s night.” 

He accepted a bite from your fork of fried rice, and almost melted when you held pinched fingers up to his mouth of a ripped piece of crab rangoon. 

“We’re still cool, right?” he asks after crushing the bite between his teeth, his eyes watching you put your fingers in your mouth and nodding. 

“So c-can I ask you something as a friend?” 

His brows are pinched in a furrow and you know he’s uneasy about something. 

You slurp a noodle into your mouth and talk with a mouthful, a hand in front of your face, “spit it out, Munson.” 

His fork clanks on the plate as he sets it down and gives the plate away. He runs a hand through his hair, and leans on his elbows and picks at his rings. 

“So, why— I mean, why the both of us. You and Harrington can’t even stand each other.” 

He was right, before last week you and Steve could barely be in the same room together, and now you were agreeing to fuck with no strings attached. 

“It’s physical with Steve, like pure animalistic instinct. There’s no thoughts, and I think us hating each other just makes it that much better.” 

Eddie’s weight shifts on the stool and his eyes never leave his rings, spinning them in a nervous habit. 

“So you don’t like him like that?” 

And the truth of his question falls through but you refuse to answer it, you have your own questions to ask, you toss the paper napkin onto your plate and mimic his actions, pushing it ahead on the counter. 

“Eddie.. are you jealous?” 

You leaned into him, the pads of your fingers daintily walking up his thigh, your eyes blink slow in a lazy seduction and fuck he’s practically putty in your hands. 

He licks his lips feverishly, suddenly hot around the collar and his heart hammered a rhythm loud enough to make a tune out of it. 

“N-no,” pppft he stammers, “I’m not jealous,” he tries his best not to catch your eye but once he does those hersheys bars give him away and a bubble gum blush tickles his cheeks. He clears his throat with an ahem, and raps his knuckles on the counter. 

You stand and wiggle between his legs, pressing one hand further into his crotch and the other on his chest, toying with his necklace, your finger skating the pick left and right the chain making a zippered like noise. 

“Tell me what you want, baby.” 

Eddie is floored, wilting like a flower— all the oxygen and water ran out from the                                                            √≈petals. His mouth was almost glued shut, it’s so dry, Sahara would be jealous. 

Your lips pucker behind his ear and the filth you’re whispering to him sends shivers down his spine. It’s lust  licked and heavy, want me to touch you, or do you wanna touch me? 

He answers with a dry groan and a swallow, and his hands find your hips spinning you around,his lips ghost over your neck and you throw your head back into him, pushing your ass into him to feel the swell of his bulge in his jeans. 

He’s rutting into your doughy ass, his fat cock loving the friction you’re bouncing against him, you move your hips and grind further into him. 

“Fuck baby,” he moans hot against the shell of your ear, catching in his throat. 

His hands creep under the hem of your shirt and skate against your skin, the smooth of his nails electrifying each touch. They work along your curves, his big thick hands touching every inch of your skin, rubbing along the lacy edge of your maroon bralette. 

The pads of his thumbs graze against your peaked nipples and you exhale. You're surrounded by the sharp spice of his cologne, the muted cigarettes clinging to his jacket, it encompassed you, held you like a hug and had your eyes rolling in the back of your head. 

It felt too good. His lips hummed against your neck, vibrating hot and sending goosebumps along your skin, and you wanted more. Needed more. 

You followed his hands, tracing the veins on the tops of them with your fingers, pushing your palm flat against them, making him squeeze at your tits, and you purred out his name, a shade away from whining. 

Fuck you wanted him so bad. And judging by the firmness of his cock beneath your asscheeks, he wanted you just as badly. 

You spun quickly, grabbing his hands and leading him to the couch, his lips were red from sucking on your neck, bangs were pushed up awkwardly from the position his head was buried into your shoulder. He looked drunk, enamored with something you didn’t recognize.

The leather of his belt was heavy in your fingers as you unraveled it through the buckle and the first loop on his jeans. His eyes never left yours as your fingers flipped the button and pushed his jeans down his hips. 

He shuddered a breath when your hand cupped him in his boxers, the velvet of his skin soft and warm in your soft grip. He was bigger than you remembered, thick like a stout of beer.

“Christ Taff,” he breathed when you stroked him fully, the pad of your finger running over the vein that ran along his cock. 

You looked at him through your lashes as you lowered yourself to the ground, dragging his jeans and boxers with you, “this what you wanted big boy? Wanted me on my knees for you?”

He hums and holds your chin, brushing his thumb across your lips. 

Licking the tip of his thumb, you hold his heavy cock in your hands, stroking his shaft slow then fast, “you’re so big, Eddie.”

He swallows his next words when your tongue circles his head, collecting the precum with each devilish swipe. You stick out your tongue to show him the pearl in your mouth, and he almost combusts when you swallow it with a hum. 

“Yummy.”

He’s certain he’s going to die right here in your living room, looking at you with your pink tongue swirling around his cock, the way your lips suction around him, fuck, you haven’t even put him fully in your mouth yet and he’s a goddamn mess. 

The teasing is too much but he’ll take whatever you give him, if you were to stop now he’d be completely satisfied, he’d have to pump his cock furiously when he got home to make the ache go away but, he’d do it. 

But you don’t stop, fuck no. You’re just getting started. You like him like this, flushed in his cheeks and waiting patiently for your mouth. His mouth opening as yours does. Waiting, pleading, hoping that you would finally let your wet warmth surround him. 

And then you do. 

He stretched your mouth cheek to cheek, a literal mouthful. And he hums. Is he thanking God? You hide your giggle, deciding to take him further into your throat as you hollow your cheeks and slide him deeper with the help of his canting hips. 

You hum around him and it tickles him, but he’s so drunk on your mouth he’s muttering sentences that don’t even make sense. 

Pumping your hands along his shaft you dribble spit from your throat to the head of his dick, a slimy string connecting you mouth, one that you slurp back up and take him in deeper. His knees are bent and he pulled his shirt under his chin, wanting to see you fully with his cock stuffed in your mouth, your pretty eyes are teary and he can feel you gag around him before he pulls out and you come back for more. 

He’s not sure how long you’ve been at this, and he’s trying to keep his mind averted to anything other than your slippery throat and the cute way your eyes are looking up at him. 

This was better than the way you sucked him off in the bed of Wayne’s truck. You were solely focused on him here. No other distractions, just you and him. 

“Look so fucking pretty, baby,” he moaned, reaching down to hold your cheek, his thumb wipes away some of your smudged make up from your eye, “ do you know that?”

You nod with him in your throat, and he breathes more nonsense as he looks to the ceiling and runs his fingers through his hair, trying not to convulse, but he can’t take it any more, you're working his dick like you’re short on rent. 

“Fuck, sweet girl, fuck,” Eddie whines, scrubbing his hands down his face, his stomach burning to give in to you,  I— shit shit shit, ‘m gonna come.”

He works his hips away from you but you wrap your arms around the back of his knees, holding him with his dick still in your mouth, waiting like a kitten for milk.

He cums hard, biting through his bottom lip to keep himself from yelling out loud. You don’t stop bobbing your throat, swirling your tongue, around his length and puckering your lips around him. 

With his load in your mouth you paint his cock with it, moving it around and around with your excess spit, a hurricane against your tornado tongue, you finally swallow, sucking in your cheeks once more, and cleaning Eddie off in one swoop. His cries fill the room and you finally release him with a pop. 

“Jesus, fuck.” He exhales, sleepy eyed. His reddened swollen cock hanging between you both, “c’mere.” 

He helps you to your feet, and you tuck him back into his boxers gently. He mutters an embarrassed thanks, you’re smiling up at him with a cocky little smirk. Completely ready for him to pull up his jeans, maybe get himself a beer from your fridge, but he doesn’t. 

Eddie holds you to him, his forehead leaning on yours, big hands wrapped around the small of your back. His erratic breath plumed through his nose and his chest was beating fast. You’ve never seen him like this, “Eddie?” 

He doesn’t let go, doesn’t say anything, he just moves back to press the lightest of  kisses to the tip of your nose. “You, “ he finally says, licking his lips and rolling his eyes into the back of his head, finally focusing back on you, he pulls you closer, enough that his eyes are all you can see.

But whatever he was going to say is stuck in his throat, he never finishes what he was going to say. Just pulls you into him and holds you there, his lips on your neck, kissing you softly. It was a perfect day. You should have known it wouldn’t have been weird between you and Eddie, falling back into sync as best friends and laughing while snacking on m&m’s and smoking from his dab pen. 

You end up falling asleep on your bed together, tired from exerting so much energy and bellies full of Chinese. Netflix asks, are you still watching YOU? on the tv on your dresser. Eddie’s tossing and turning wakes you and you grab your phone to check the time. 5 o’clock. Taking an almost four  hour nap, but in reality it felt like four days straight. 

But that's not the only surprising thing on your phone. 

A litter of texts. From the same occupant. The other half of this agreement. 

hope you enjoyed, seems like Steve isn’t too thrilled right?

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Maybe its a Blessing in Disguise

Jacob x werewolf!Reader

reader moves from LA to Forks in order to reconnect with her old family friend Bella Swan and meets Jacob.

Reader is slightly Afro Latina coded I haven’t rlly said anything about reader’s hair tho so maybe just Latina, also speaks Spanish and incorporates it into random sentences but only if she knows the other person can understand it, reader wears a black juicy tracksuit and chunky sandals bc I said so Jacob does not know that reader is a werewolf reader and is in a pack ill add more as i write

Bruh he is SO FOINE GRRRR BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF

I yawned as I drove to my best friend's house after hearing that her pasty-faced boyfriend had broken up with her. “Bells! vine tan pronto como pude!” I said barging into the house and the young girl's room. I walked in and saw her crying in her bed “Okay pause those sheets are so tacky what the hell” I said carefully sitting down and taking her in my arms letting her cry into my velvety tracksuit. “let's get you better amor” i said kissing the top of her head and helping her stand up. I got her into the shower, washed her face, and put her back to bed as it was already 10:00.

I woke her up bright and early and got her into the bathroom to do something to her face and hair you know to bring that Arizonan girl out and honestly, it worked wonderfully. I put on another tracksuit this time it's dark green and I give Bella a matching one “Tan guapa” I complimented her smiling softly seeing her face turn red alright let go I say grabbing my keys “Wait you driving?” Bella asked “yea silly it’s a sports car though so prepárate,” I said stepping outside and unlocking my Dodge Charger and turning it on making the engine rev like crazy. I smiled as I headed towards the school that I recently enrolled in.

I pulled into a parking spot seeing all the different people including some of Bella’s acquaintances that she showed me a picture of. I stepped out of the car looking around seeing her pasty faced ex-boyfriend through my shades looking right at me, I smirked slightly walking over and opening the door for Bella and helping her out. I chuckled seeing her stumble due to me going 30 over the speed limit. She put her arm around my waist covering up my back tattoo i did the same as we walked through the parking lot ignoring the stares. Thankfully i was able to get all of my classes with Bella so we walked to class together.

Time Skip

It was the end of the day and me and Bella were walking outside and to my car just to find a bunch of random people standing around my car “watch this” i snickered as i pressed the automatic on button and watched as the people jumped and yelped by me turning on the car. I open the door and get in and so does Bella i peered into the mirror seeing the Cullens staring at my car “they stare a whole lot” i said raising my eyebrows. I drove out of the parking lot “ hey can you take me to this place my friend wants to hang out” Bella said “sure”.

We made it to this guy named Billy’s house and when you pulled up several shirtless dudes where sitting on the front deck. I got out and immediately smelled like there were other werewolves and i guess they could smell me too because they immediately turned in my direction. “Guys this is y/n l/n” Bella hesitantly introduced me i smiled politely at the boys “well I’m Seth that’s Quill, Embry, and Jacob” the boy said smiling sweetly “n/n wanna come with us to La Push there’s gonna be a bonfire” Bella asked “uh sure i wont stay too long though a bitch needs her sleep or we wont make it to school tomorrow” i laughed “ well I’m gonna go home i need a shower” i sighed pressing the automatic button on my car key turning up the car making the engine rev. I walked to my car “you stayin’ right?” I looked at Bella as i opened the door, she nodded a few times and i got in my car and sped off.

Bella’s POV

I watched as my friend sped away in her car “soo where’s she from? I know she wasn’t born here” Quil asked “Yeah she’s from LA” I responded as I sat down next to Jacob “What’s LA?” Jacob asked with a raised eyebrow “LA stands for Los Angeles it's in California” I said leaning back and pulling out my phone to text y/n the time she can come back and where. Jacob leaned his head to the side to see what I was doing “So this y/n girl…is she single?” Quil asked as he leaned back in his chair licking his lips “Surprisingly yes” I said “Honestly I don’t even know how or why she’s single I guess the boys in California didn’t catch her attention” I shrugged.

“Are you all ready? And do we have everything we need?” Jacob called out as he finished loading the supplies into his truck “Yeah we’re ready” I called out getting into the passenger seat and the other boys got into the back seat. I dialed y/n’s number and waited for her to answer” Hello?” She answered, “Hey we’re on our way to La Push where are you now?” “Umm I’m at a shopping center right now getting Auntie Annie’s” she answered “Oooh get me a pretzel please,” I asked “ está bien I’m about to leave now no estoy muy lejos” “Okay bye” “Peace”. I hung up the phone “Was she speaking Spanish?” Seth asked “yea it’s her first language” I said looking out the window as the trees turned into cliffs and this cliff turned into the beach. It was slightly crowded but I wasn’t bothered by that. The bonfire was set up and I was waiting patiently for y/n to come with my delicious pretzel.

Y/n’s POV

I pulled into the parking lot and looked around before I got out holding Bella’s pretzel and a lemonade in my other hand I walked towards the bonfire which was actual a long distance away so I started sipping on my frosted lemonade. The soft light of the fire grew larger as I neared I scanned for a spot to sit at and slightly tensed up seeing that the only spot open was by that Jacob guy. No I don’t hate him or anything he’s actually very attractive in fact he looks like he was sculpted by a god or something. And ohh don’t get me started on his eyes and the way his brows furrow- that’s enough rambling for one day I thought to myself. I saw Bella get up happily scurrying towards me grabbing the pretzel and taking a bite happily. “Oh um there aren’t anymore seats by me so I guess you’ll have to sit with Jay” Bella said looking around “oh okay” I said sitting down on the bench by the young boy.

Time Skip

Everyone was laughing and enjoying their time Jacob and I grew silent but I could feel his eyes on me. Bella and the 3 other boys were talking and laughing but I kind of just zoned them out by playing a random game on my phone. “So y/n how’s the weather there in California?” Jacob asked as he sat up straight “extremely hot I can say that” I laughed breathlessly “so do you like it over here more?” I grew silent for a moment looking back at Bella and the others joking around “I guess you could say that though I do miss my family” I smiled softly looking back at Jacob. I could see a slight hint of red in his cheeks but I dared not to say anything about it. “Alright y/n I’m ready to go” Bella said getting up “okay” I said getting up “it was nice meeting you all” I said softly walking over to Bella and turning around. “Yeah it was nice meeting you” Seth said as the others nodded in agreement I softly smiled and turned around to see Bella already walking off I smacked my lips jogging after her.

We had finally made it to my car and we got in and I drove away “soo Jacob huh~ think he’s cute?” Bella asked teasingly and laughed when I blushed “I think he’s really into you y/n~” she laughed “I should set you two up” I laughed nervously “I mean I wouldn’t be complaining he is cute” I said as I pulled into the driveway and got out the car. “Oh by the way me and Edward are okay now I guess but I don’t know if we’re back together yet, also prom is Friday night and I think you should come” Bella said as we walked into the house “okay but I don’t trust that pasty-face bastard, and yea we can go to prom can you come dress shopping with me?” I asked “sure”.

“Alright goodnight Bells” I yawned as I walked to my room, I laid down and called my mom as it was only 8:00 where she was “hi momma” I spoke sweetly “hi my sweet baby how is mare you doing?” My mother cooed “ah I’m alright schools pretty nice here and I love the weather” I gushed “that’s good sweetie now have you met anyone? Any boys?” My mother asked slyly. I chuckled nervously “there’s this one boy but when I first met him I got a whiff of that wet dog smell so I think he’s one of us including his friends or should I say pack” I whispered “another pack? Well I’m not surprised. You haven’t come across any of those cold ones have you?” She asked “unfortunately yes, I have and I think Bella has a relation shit with one of them” I sighed “god well if you need any help let out a howl and your siblings will be there in a bling of an eye” “I will momma, I’m going to go to sleep now okay?” “Alright love call me if you need anything alright? Bye now” I hung up the phone and placed it on my nightstand and rolled over to look at the ceiling. I waited for a few minutes just in case then I softly closed my eyes.

I was woken up by my 5:00 alarm and got up with a groan. I quickly got ready and headed downstairs just to see Bella introducing her so called “boyfriend” to Charlie “good morning Charlie!” I say walking up to the chief giving him a big hug somehow he was still taller than me “mornin’” he huffed “y/n this is Edward” Bella said “hi.uh nice to meet you” I said looking him up and down questionably. “It’s nice to meet you too I’m about to take Bella to play baseball ball with my family would you like to join?” The pale-faced man smiled “I’ll go if Bells wants me to” I stated as I turned to the girl raising my eyebrow. “Yeah you should come but take your car so I can have a ride home,” Bella said smiling “Okay. “

“Y/n, I trust that you’ll keep Bella safe and not let any harm come to her correct?” Charlie asked sternly but I could see right through him “She won’t get into any type of danger as long as I’m breathing” I said with a glint in my eyes. “She’s safe with me,” I said holding up my hands and retracted my claws smiling. Charlie nodded and walked off to get ready for work Bella and her boyfriend were already outside I sipped on some water and pressed the button to turn on my car “I’ll follow you guys or you could just tell me the location so I can speed how I’d like to” I said looking at Edward “I think it’d be best if you followed since I don’t know where we’re going” “erm okay I guess” I shrugged walking to my car.

The car ride there was pretty long but I understand what Edward meant by him not even knowing where we were going himself because there were three other cars in front of him at last we finally made it to the destination three women got out of one car and three men came out of theirs I opened my door and got out and walked next to Bella and rested my elbow on her shoulder. “Y/n this is Alice, Rosalie, and Esme” “Hi y/n I’ve seen you in the halls but I was too nervous to come up to you,” Alice said chuckling nervously “I know right? When I first met her she looked like she wanted to fight me but she’s a sweetheart really” Bella smiled “Looks like it” Rosalie said eyeing me up and down. I heard a twig snap and immediately turned my head to see who it was kind of surprising the three women.

After I was introduced to everyone the game had finally begun and I could tell that they were very serious about the game. I stood at one of the bases and looked to my side seeing Bella at another one then all of a sudden she caught the ball and threw it at me and I could see in the corner of my eye Rosalie running towards me using her super speed I caught the ball just before she could slide to the base “you're out.” I said looking down at her. She stood up immediately and let out a growl as if she were trying to scare me I raised my eyebrow tilted my head and watched her stomp away.

“Stop!” Alice yelled everyone walked to her “Someone’s coming”

Yall i was so excited writing this yall do not knowww anywho not rlly proof read i just used Grammarly to correct sum stuff so if it sounds weird it’s that😓🙏

[withahappyrefrain]

Ok I’m a derm so I’m bias but imagine Jake dating a dermatologist, that man uses hand soap as face wash and body lotion as moisturizer (which you definitely can do but usually no bueno for oily/acne prone skin pls) and this asshole thinks tanning lotion with spf 7 is sufficient 😂 that dipshit teased Bob about wearing a shirt to the beach until his girlfriend is like “bruh what the hell do you think you are doing, put on this SPF 30 and some actual face wash”

She definitely gets him to at least use some form of good moisturizer (flying is probably rough on the skin) and she just brings her retinol…and this moron put it on and is surprised when he starts breaking out cause he’s pumping a quarter size amount and slathering it everywhere (pea size and avoid ur eyes, use GENTLE products pls)

“Why the fuck are my eyes burning”

“What thing did you use?”

“That blue bottle”

“Jesus Christ..ask me first..not in a “don’t ever touch my stuff” way..in a “you might accidentally give yourself a chemical burn” way”

“Is that why my face stings when I step outside?”

Anywho Jake with a dermatologist has my heart ❤️ (if you want to start retinol do it in the winter cause it’ll make your face sun-sensitive)

I love all of this!!!!

"Jake, genetics aren't gonna save your face, you need fucking SPF 40."

But then doing their nightly skincare becomes his favorite part of the day 🥹🥹

[autistic-crypt1d]

Stargate SG-1 Live Blogging:

Season 6

I'm sad but ok let's go

Seasons: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Updates:

- Redemption: Part 1

- "I swear sir I thought they just wanted to smoke a peace pipe" BRUH XD

- not Jack trying to dodge the Russian General XD

- "over my rotting corpse, sir"

- Jonas is so adorable 😭

- HE'S SO FUNNY

- "I'll take anything over this" god I love Hammond

- I forgot she dies :(

- I honestly don't remember what happens in this episode regarding the gate, that's exciting

- I'm trying so hard to remember

- "why would he believe such a thing?" "because you are his father, and you have not told him otherwise" OOF

- his finger cross XD

- god I hate McKay in this show

- drama queen

- Redemption: Part 2

- the oops sorry nevermind bit was funny I'll admit

- damn it Rodney

- why don't they listen to Sam istg

- why does he have to ruin everything 😭

- she is an artist!!! She is such a beautifully inspiring artist that she fundamentally changed McKay's approach to science, to life

- I love Jonas and his little composition notebook

- this is so cool

- let's go Ryak!!!!

- HELL YEAH TEAM!!!!

- poor Jonas :(

- new ramp scene :(

- Descent

- ooooo if this is the one I think it is I'm very excited

- it is!!!!!

- always the rando scientist who doesn't listen and gets killed

- Davis is easily one of my favorite recurring side characters, love Davis episodes

- Jonas's gasp and Teal'c yanks him out of the way XD

- let's go Jonas!!!

- LET'S GO JONAS!!!!

- the greenscreen for Teal'c and Sam was so bad oml XD

- PFFFT Jack spinning Jonas, so cute

- Frozen

- this one already?? Neat!!

- omfg that's one of The Lone Gunman!!

- Jonas's facination with the weather forcast is so adorable

- this episode makes me really sad :(

- "more than that, we want you to live. I want you to live." "sorry" OW OW OW

- Nightwalkers

- another favorite!!!

- I love her telling Jonas and Teal'c to watch the other one XD girl is stressed out being on Earth with 2 aliens and no one to help watch them

- I love the random detail that Jonas I'd almost always snacking on something

- AHHH IT'S SO SPOOKY AND COOL I LOVE IT

- the tone shift when it gets dark is AWESOME

- I love that Teal'c was totally ready to beat TF outta those dudes

- I'm like 90% sure that the dude in the tan vest walking out of the diner was the director dude from Wormhole X-Treme

- ahhhhhh!!! The soundtrack as Carter realizes it's Goa'uld!!!

- I love Jonas and Sam so much, adorable duo

- Abyss

- ah man

- bro 2/3 of the Tok'ra blending experiences have been traumatizing af for these dudes. Jacob is literally the only one who had a good experience

- watching this episode and thinking about the fact that Jack has been a POW before is...

- "you're just gonna have to trust me" "I can do that" 😭

- Shadow Play

- the professor sounds so much like Jacob sometimes

- the whole thing with his professor is sad

- "you saved the world" 😭

- The Other Guys

- oh god

- "They're just tired of your butt snorkeling" BRUH

- poor Coombs XD

- "Jay, you just shot that guy. I mean, you really shit him" bro the way he says it is so funny

- their forehead "tattoos" are so bad oml XD

- "are you calling us fruit?"

- "you ended that sentence with a preposition. You bastard." PFFFFT

- Jonas looked like such a dork jumping out of that bush I love it

- HELL YEAH TEAL"C

- Jack is such a fucking dork I love him

- ugh

- Allegiance

- is this the supersoldier episode?????

- probably not i think that cimes later but one can hope

- wait is it??

- it is!!!!

- I don't get why Jonas was left out of this episode

- poor Jack, the tensions are HIGH

- ahhhh I'm so excited!!

- omfg the "EVERYBODY DOWN" scene!!!! Ahhhh!!!

- oh, it isn't the supersoldier storyline???? Why do I remember this as being a supersoldier????

- damn, still a fantastic episode though

- "by the hand of our common enemy, it has made us brothers." AHHHH!!!

- Cure

- tretonin time!!!! (I think?)

- yesssss

- ok here's something I don't understand, how tf does THAT go inside the lady Tok'ra eventually, that thing is huge!!!

- isn't the archeology woman played by thrle same woman who plays the doctor on Hoff that Beckett falls for?

- she isssss

- Jonas and this archeologist woman are the only cute alien/sg-1 pairing I've seen imo

- ooooh I looked it up, the queen detaches from the birthing sac in order to go inside a host

- Egeria's death is so sad 😭

- Prometheus

- oh this one!

- honestly I don't really care for this one

- KICK THEIR ASSES SAM!!!

- LET'S GO SAM!!!

- bro everytime the Asgard show up when SG-1 happens to need help it's this exact interaction "Oh thank god you're here to help!" "Actually, we need your help"

- Unnatural Selection

- Thor just completely commedeering the ship and everything in the SGC is so funny

- "we can only hope this will be the last footwear to fall" PFFFFT

- TEAL'C PEAKING AROUND THE CORNER XD

- I gotta say, I really wish they did human form replicators differently, at least for the milkway ones. Going from bug to perfect humanoid is so lame to me. I know that they had hundreds of years to evolve to that but it just took so much fear factor away from them imo. I wish we got horrifying mechanical amalgamation attempts at humanity

- 5 being left behind is really sad I will say that

- Sight Unseen

- BRUH they really used the same prop for this as the thing that held the giant dark cloud thing in SGA season 1

- poor Jonas

- Sam and Jonas are so silly and adorable I love them

- Smoke and Mirrors

- honestly I remember basically nothing from this episode

- oooooh the assassin used the mimetic alien tech I think

- I love Teal'c clotheslining people, so good

- YO THAT'S BRODY FROM SGU

- yuck

- ugh, hate kinsey

- Paradise Lost

- omg this one XD

- "nothing I love more than a good weiner" "well ya know what they say, you are what you eat" BRUH THESE TWO

- oh wow yeah I guess it is the furlings

- maybourne throwing the fish at him is so funny

- ow the locker room scene 😭

- poor Jack :(

- Metamorphosis

- they're so sibling coded I love them

- jeez I forgot how bad his death was

- this episode is really sad :(

- I really hate Nirrti, but her outfit in this episode is awesome

- another Sam/Jack episode!

- when the camera was on Sam and the Russian guy started coughing I immediately got a flashback to the Jolinars memory episodes with her dad

- :(

- ew I hate the Nirrti/Jonas shit in this episode

- Disclosure

- this is the one where thor shows up right?

- I kinda love this episode, watching poor Davis try to explain this shit is so funny

- "supreme commander Thor" I love him so much

- Forsaken

- oooo celtic influence that's cool

- hate these guys

- sucks that this whole thing goes to hell because the bad guys are human looking and the good guys are alien looking

- I also very very deeply hate this man flirting with Sam

- hate this girl for trying to mess with Jonas like this

- hell yeah Jonas

- The Changeling

- ah man this is the weird Teal'c one isn't it

- I really don't like the majority of this episode tbh

- Daniel!!!

- ow, the scene with him collapsing on the gateroom floor 😭

- OW, him and Bra'tac alone on the battlefield 😭

- Teal'c on the ramp finally awake 😭

- LET'S GO JACOB!!!

- I forgot Teal'c loses his symbiote this early

- Daniel visiting him 😭

- stop I'm gonna cry he misses him so much 😭

- Memento

- I remember nothing of this episode atm

- is this the gas cloud one?

- oooooh no it's this one

- this ship had rings????

- ugh, so much dick measuring in this episode 🙄

- I love that Teal'c sleeve are cut off, those biceps cannot be contained

- Jack doing the little glass bonk omfg

- leader guy is awesome

- that Stargate raising scene!!!! AHHHH!!!!

- Prophecy

- oh it's the prophetic Jonas episode! I remember almost nothing from this atm

- it's really refreshing to see people fighting back like this, taking initiative

- poor Jonas 😭

- HELL YEAH GIRL!!

- "we need you out there" AHHH BONDINGGGG

- Full Circle

- oh no

- "I swear that was an Aspirin I took this morning"

- I love them finding a way to argue even though one of them is literally dead

- the quiet little "Daniel told me" is so funny

- and everyone believes him XD

- why does Anubis have to have such a cool ship 😭

- Skaara putting Jack and Sam on the spot XD

- "is he not powerful?" "That remains unclear" ROASTED

- fantastic episode I am very excited

- LET'S GO TEAL'C

- "is that my stuff?" "You weren't using it anymore" XD

- oooo this is where they figure out that the Ascended beings are the Ancients!

- "is it really necessary to further antagonize him?" "Yes" might as well at this point tbh

- Skaara :(

- I'm sorry all I can notice is that the Anubis actor clearly misjudged where the throne was and was barely sitting on it XD you can literally see him hold onto the underside of the throne arm to keep from falling off

- Daniel really screws this one up :/

- "well spank me rosy" XD

- damn it Daniel, you should know better by now :/

- :(

Season 7

[gnoccigon]

Leo Valdez Friends to Lovers headcanons asf 😍😍 pt. 1

i luv the idea of leo having a friends to lovers trope. like it’s so cutie and makes me feel safe ig idk bruh

okie anyway

yes this mans is constantly flirting w people and wants to be a PLAYAH, but his intentions were never rly serious (until he met u 😏)

cuz ya know, abandonment issues :(

from the first time he saw you, he thought you were incredibly pretty

Leo brain: new girl at camp… new girl cute… hope not Hephaestus kid… she smiled at me… *passes away*

but from then you’d hang out with piper a lot and leo would be loitering in your guys’s general vicinity, until eventually you were introduced by her

cuz of that you became friends quick, which he cherished and didn’t want to ruin by pursuing you

but i meannn, let the shameless flirting begin. yall would throw pick up lines back and forth like there is no tmrw

the more outrageous, the better.

but it was also a genuine friendship you guys created; as well as being very honest with each other

a genuine friendship full of THICK sexual tension and longing… but real nonetheless :D

imagine: one time you, leo and ur friends went swimming and were hanging out on the dock

people were running around and splashing in the water

you were sitting on the edge of the dock with leo. he was messing with a fishing pole, trying to make it automatic w whatever scraps he found lying around (lil genius mechanic) and you were j observing him

and gods, did he look good.

he was shirtless, and after spending all day in the sun he had a light bronze glow to his typical tan.

a few more freckles dusted his face and shoulders

and his curly hair, dried from sun and the sea salt, gave it this messy beach vibe. he was focused on his project, blessing his face with the cute concentration expression he makes whenever he is working.

there was no denying that you found him attractive, but in that moment; the mix of spending such a fun day with him, thinking about how much you like him as a person, and just looking at him shirtless–

it was like he was magnetic

“you look really good right now” you say out of the blue

despite him being focused on his fishing rod, he turned to look at you in surprise.

“what?” he said, not really comprehending your words.

“I saaaid you look really good right now.”

and for a few seconds, he just stared at you with his mouth agape.

“i- um… thank you?” he said, keeping his same shocked expression

you kind of broke him in that moment, he couldn’t process that you thought he looked good. he thinks you’re out of his league by miles (no bby ur gorgeous) and couldn’t 100% tell if you were making fun of him or not… buttt

“i’m just being honest you dingus” you said to him, laughing lightly

“your hair is extra curly right now, it’s cute.”

twirling a stray curl around your finger, giving him an adoring look

“welp, i’m gonna go grab a drink, brb” you say getting up and walking inside

Leo was left sitting on the dock, stunned and red from something else besides a sunburn.

piper: hey! earth to leoo, did you get sun poisoning or some shit? you’re all red

leo: …

piper: percy can u help me with this?

percy: i gotch u

*tsunami wave* -drenched asf leo

moving on…

you and leo would randomly say what’s on your mind

more time spent together, more small habits abt each other you would discover and treasure

at that point, leo couldn’t deny it anymore, he might have developed a lil crush on u (cough the bigggggest crush on u cough).

He didn't know how to go about it though, so of course he confided in piper.

“i mean at first i thought I just admired her as a friend yaknow? like a super sexy hot friend who i wanted to be with all the time, but keeping our relationship as just friends.

BUT NOW IDK WHAT TO DO I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE SHES LITERALLY TOO PERFECT AND I WANNA BE MORE THAN FRIENDS. IM FREAKINGNOUT EVERYTIME I SEE HER SHES SO FREAKING CUTE AHHHHH” -leo

Piper listening, definitely finds this whole situation funny. you guys are so painfully obvious, but also so fucking oblivious at the same time.

but in response to leo’s rant: “leo, i know”

“omg how did you know!?” 😦😦 he says genuinely baffled.

but as they talk, he makes piper promise to keep it a secret, even though she tells him that you’re interested too and pretty much everyone can tell.

alas, leo does not want to ruin anything, and decides to suffer in silence and keep talking about you to piper.

[dawn-likes-cigarettes]

{Dawn Wilson Information}

My name is Dawn Wilson. I’m 18 years old and I’ve lived in Tulsa, Oklahoma my whole life. I’m a drug addict, which I wish I could change but I can’t help it… I occasionally drink and I live with my brother with his wife and kid.

OOC: GOT INSPIRATION FROM @s0dap0p-curt1s :3 I made this for fun to have more information lol 🐭1. {Basics} 2. {Appearance} 3. {Personality} 4. {Relationships} 5. {Interests} 6. {Background} 7. {RP information}

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☆Full name: Dawn Holly Wilson ⁃ {Nicknames} ⁃ Dusk; it’s the opposite of Dawn lol ⁃ Hollandaise sauce; her middle name ⁃ Kid; cause of her height ⁃ Little sis; by Austin ⁃ Pretty little grease; by male socs ⁃ Whore/slut/hoe; by female socs ⁃ Drunk/smoker; by little kids that have terrible parents (cause they don’t pay attention to their kids) ☆Age: 18 years old ⁃ {Birthday}: June 5, 1949 ⁃ {Zodiac}: Gemini ☆Gender: Cis Female ⁃ {Species}: Drug addicted human

☆Sexual Orientation: Lesbian ☆Nationality: American, German background ☆Ethnicity: American German ☆Hometown: Tulsa, Oklahoma: North side

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☆Occupation: Waitress; does not pay well so her brother gives her money

☆Religion: unreligious; parents are Jewish-Germans ☆Languages: ⁃ English ⁃ Some German, but barely

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☆Height: 5’4” ☆Weight: 95 lbs ☆Body type: petite, curvy

☆Skin: ⁃ {Texture}: soft, a little dirty ⁃ {Tone}: tan ☆Hair: ⁃ {Color}: golden blond ⁃ {Length}: middle-back length ⁃ {Style}: always down but swept to the side

☆Eyes: ⁃ {Shape}: Doe ⁃ {Color}: light light blue ☆Scars: ⁃ Not a lot of scars ⁃ Practically scratches now ⁃ Cigarette burns on her thighs ☆Piercings: two piercings each on both ears ☆Accessories: ⁃ bracelets ⁃ Rag outside her back pocket ⁃ Usually wears a headband when she’s feeling pretty 😋

☆Clothing style: Dirty (dirt and grease dirty) casual

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☆No drugs personality: ⁃ mean, quiet, compulsive liar, a bitch, cranky, hateful, stubborn, isn’t toxic or abusive, dramatic, suicidal ☆With drugs personality: ⁃ nice, loud, childish, still a bitch but a bad bitch, stubborn, happy, positive, dramatic

☆Positive traits: street smart and positive ☆Negative traits: stubborn, forgetful, and cranky, suicidal

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☆Habits: ⁃ Extremely hard drug user ⁃ Constantly getting hurt physically ⁃ Very addictive smoker ⁃ {tw; self harm} Cutting self ☆Pet Peeves: ⁃ extremely rude ⁃ Toxic relationships ⁃ Ignorance

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☆Usual first impression: ⁃ nasty drunk but is actually a smoker ⁃ Mean and carefree ⁃ Disrespectful ☆Fears: ⁃ fear of losing family ⁃ fear of boredom ⁃ fear of old men ⁃ fear of dying too young ⁃ fear of being forgotten (OOC: same)

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☆Mother: Martha A. James ☆Father: Unknown

☆Siblings: ⁃ {Brother}: Austin K. Wilson ⁃ {Sister-in-Law}: Jazzlynn K. Wilson ☆Niece: ⁃ Marygold E. Wilson

☆Grandparents: ⁃ Thomas F. James ⁃ Cleo H. James

☆Friends: ⁃ Ponyboy Curtis (only met once and now Pony thinks they’re best friends. Wtf bruh)

☆Lover: ⁃ no one yet, does have a crush on a girl named Callie Collidge (eh eh, see the reference hehe)

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☆Likes: ⁃ smoking ⁃ Teasing ⁃ Cookies ⁃ Flowers ⁃ Self control (but she herself cannot do that…) ⁃ Parties ⁃ Compliments ☆Dislikes: ⁃ Quiet rooms ⁃ Leprechauns (Staar…) ⁃ Calming environments ⁃ Reading ⁃ Church (it’s boring to her since she’s not religious)

☆Hobbies: ⁃ {Music}: Rock, Metal, loud, head-banging music ⁃ Shoplifting ⁃ Pretending to be a cowgirl ⁃ Smoking ⁃ Dancing aggressively

☆Talents: ⁃ can surprising make extremely good food ⁃ Being a bad bitch ⁃ Can get high and after 2 hours, is back to normal

☆Skills: ⁃ Fights ⁃ Shoplifting ⁃ Flirting ⁃ Getting burned and not caring; high pain tolerance

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☆Favorite people: ⁃ Austin Wilson ⁃ Jazzlynn Wilson ⁃ Marygold Wilson ⁃ Jibril Wa’el (thinks of him kinda like a father figure :3) ⁃ Staar (only cause they are a hilarious duo) ☆Least favorite people: ⁃ Launcey Williams (only cause she’s kinda rude) ⁃ Dallas Winston (he’s annoying) ⁃ Curly Shepard (same as Dally) ⁃ Tim Shepard (he’s like an old man)

☆Tolerable people: ⁃ Angela Shepard (she’s okay just judgmental towards EVERYTHING) ⁃ Johnny Cade ⁃ TwoBit Mathews ⁃ Steve Randle

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☆Background: ⁃ {childhood}: ⁃ She was constantly bullied for being fatherless. ⁃ Of course Austin was a butthead as a kid as well, being 16 when she was 6. ⁃ Their mother was a drunk and constantly had panic attacks. ⁃ {most of teenage life} ⁃ Same bullying but their mother went into a coma, leaving Austin as the “parent” of the house. ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

☆RP Information: ⁃ {is it open?} ⁃ Yes!! It’s always open!! ⁃ {what am I comfortable?} ⁃ I am comfortable with nsfw, sfw, agere, petre, anything as long as it’s not pedo, rape, or anything like that. (I also do angst.)

OOC: Hello it’s @i-like-ratsssss !!!! Hope this give enough information, it definitely did for me so I can go back to this and see what to tell people 😭

[neptuniadoesstuff]

The Luther Twins, Sanchi & Sierra!

(Does contain surgical scars on Sierra's face but not too graphic)

Here is this image of the Goofy ahh twins that I put a bit too much time on bcs I wanted to make some official art of them.

I also never played Fallout before, primarily FNV's time bcs these guys are apart of FNV (Well supposed to be).

Now they may not look like twins all too much but I'll explain why: it's bcs Sierra (Nicknamed Sepia bcs her clothes) is pretty tan from being outside while Sanchi (Nicknamed Copia bcs uh... why not?) Is pretty much on the more lighter side bcs he stays inside alot (Also he has a phobia of going outside). They are however both born as wastelanders but due their forced separation (bcs of a horrible incident that happened when both of them were only 15) the 2 pretty much changed like LOTS!

(BTW here is some rules just incase you draw them: Sanchi is canonically on the chubby side. Now I don't mind if you draw him skinny but I prefer if you try to draw his Canon body shape. However if you end up being a big butt about it then I might block you bcs I do not allow hateful things bcs said about me or my OCs. Also do not draw Seirra as a softy, she's a mercenary who went through a lot of bs during her time (& DO NOT REMOVE THE SCARS ON HER). Btw plz don't ship these 2, tehy are twins, don't ship twins, that's gross, if you do then I'll block you or worse... report you... THESE ARE MY OCS!)

Now... here is them but full-body edition. (I swear to God if someone on here reports this for "Explicit Material" bcs I know that does happen to artist on heres then imma go strangle a bruh srsly I will. This is not sus this is just showing what their bodies look like man.)

(BTW TW/CWs: SH Scars, Mass amount of surgery scars, bruises, Sierra (right) is missing a EYE! & maybe some dried bl00d/rust on Sierra) (Also a lot of battle scars... & man boobs- Do i gotta just so this post hopefully wont be murked by a random? Do i really?)

Yeh them but w/o the clothes they usually wear. You can really see the scars on the 2. (Srsly these 2 have gone through some bs for the past years...)

Credits time!

Characters are mine. (Sanchi "Copia" Luthers (L) & Sierra "Sepia" Luthers (R).)

Art: Mine.

Program: IbisPaint x.

Bubs' TOS: Plz don't repost/steal, trace, or recolor my art WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! If you do, I'll take yur femur and pelvis.. SO, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! (The PNS on my blog's pinned post clearly means "Please No Steal" plz follow that rule.) If you do post my art on anything like yur blog or somewhere else (With my permission) PLEASE CREDIT ME!

[joonberriess]

Ever thought about demon!jk . Like he has all of sleazy jock and flawless jk vibes. He's quite old fashioned, mean but rich asf and doesn't care about anything but oc. He never knew he'd find himself able to want someone more than a few secs after bedding them. But lord does he feel enraged when she looks at him with her innocent like eyes trying to get out the absolute worst of him .

She's shy to the world, kinda nerdy wearing long sleeves even during the summer. People think because she's conservative but truth is she hates gaining tan outside of the beach. She lives alone but remains in contact with her parents. Everyone thinks they're her only friend but she has a bunch that never meet. She's a control freak just because she was never controlled before. Oh does she crave someone to put her life at ease and do all the thinking for her. She plays the pull and push game with Jungkook. Knowing he's a demon with infinite power, yet he still tolerates her childish tuntrums and never truly hurts her when he could literally make her vanish into another dimension. He spoils her unknowingly. Buys her the little things inaccessible to her saved on her instagram posts thinking she can never afford them. He chokes her and gets her afraid to death at times. He's still demon. What he doesn't know is that he became her demon.

okay wait is this lowkey (not even lowkey bruh HIGHKWY) toxic/abusive? im only saying this cause u mentioned he chokes her so I wanna make the dynamics clear on this one. to be safe I’m labeling this a dark “relationship” between the two, i like the idea it fits given that he’s a literal demon so he’s bound to not be a good guy at all. im wondering a lot about oc tho

[daphnebowen]

hsmtmts season four episode four

Zac efron in baywatch is CRAZY BRO

richard Bowen: the French fry and the funnel cake

why does Mike suck at shopping? How do you buy cooking oil instead of tanning oil??? How do you do that???

HOW DOES RICHARD NOT KNOW MARY POPPINS ON SIGHT COME ON NOW Gina needs to educate him BADLY

”Ricky and Gina are just friends” yes Mike. Thank you for your input.

five nights in a row?!?!?!?!?!?

ricky is ranting to miss Jenn and Mike is crazy

MAKE GOOD CHOICES??? NO PROMISES??? What is he planning on doing tonight?!?!?!?

this song is really disturbing but also an absolute bop

spooky indeed…

okay I totally thought Ashlyn was going as ms Darbus too!!!!!! I never would have gotten Eleanor roosevelt??

”for the low low price of one of my cats for the day. That’s fine right?” No. No it’s not.

BATMANNNN I WANNA SEE JOSH DRESSED UP LIKE BATMANNN

” WOW YOU LOOK GREAT!!!”

”let’s get this starty parted!!!!!!!!! Nope wait let me come in again”

”Bowen as baywatch???” Honey you’re not the only one who’s confused this is too hilarious

“I’m scared 😟”

HANDSOME MR MAZARRA IS CRAZY

AND KOURTNEY JUST BLOWS RIGHT BY IT AS IF HER MOM DIDNT SAY ANYTHING AHAHAH

again, ten reasons why kourtneys mom is the best parent

”wait. You think mr mazarra is HANDSOME?!”

“dude. Can’t say that.”

mike. Mike Mike Mike. Why would you only get one bag of candy on halloween??? Have you never had halloween before???

the fact that Mack knows EVERYONES NAMES except for Ricky’s that seems blatant right there tbh like how does he know jets and not Ricky’s???

”g-force”

”wow guy! The one who almost ruined the take!” “Wow.” “Yeah, like that!” Ricky is so over Mack I swear

“oh good, spark is here.” “His name is mark and you know this” they said with fake smiles and wide eyes

”sister slayed the remodel” “indeed she did”

”you got it… buddy” the most unconvincing thumbs up ever!

gina trying to hide her mark and spark poster board but it keeps bouncing back PKEASE DONT BE FORESHADOWING

kourtney is SLAYING

Ricky mocking jet is DEFINITELY josh “gotta play it cool tonight bro”

”call. 9. 1. 1.” YES HELP KOURT NEEDS A COSTUME

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RICKY SPITTING IN MACKS DRINK I CANT THE MOST OUT OF POCKET THING HE HAS EVER DONE seriously though I would literally do the same

”iS tHaT fAbRiC?”

”jetty’s got a cruuush!”

only candy, Michael? Omg he’s so dumbbbb it’s giving “its only a song” “a song can mean everything”

he got her a bottle cap?? Tacky.

he’s a little bit too full of himself.

asking “who is it “ ON HALLOWEEN BRUH like it’s definitely not gonna be little kids looking for candy which, by the way, you don’t have! 🤦🏼‍♀️

I wanna be called “cutie” :(

“bestie of the week” so degrading

omg this is so chaotic I can’t even Dani is like confronting Ricky about his costume and Gina is so confused and Ricky isn’t sure what to say… this is messy yall

RICKY JUMPING INTO GINAS ARMS AWW

omg Maddox is dying

“AS A FRIENDDDD” girl just admit it already she’s so shook

Mad and mad are… bad YES THEY ARE MADLYN FOR LIFE

NO SEBLOS IS NOT OVER FIGHT ME CARLOS

oh crap Mack why you have to go and say things like that

Ricky is so over it lmao the whole time Dani is talking he’s like “shut up shut up shut up” POOR GINA THOUGH

“Troy and Gabriella are characters, not a couple!!” - Kourtney

ricky: “well…”

”WHAAAAT???” The excited squeal is literally me every time something rina-y happens ♥️

the way Mack was like oh shiitake mushrooms and Dani’s look of astonishment - no, you two will not be cheating on each other with the best couple in history TODAY 😝

jet is a VIBE BRO- “I’m so glad this is out in the open, it was getting exhausting” honestly SAME

oh no. Gina’s mom. (She doesn’t deserve a name)

buddies. Always a bad sign 😳

richard just got friend zoned after him and Gina admitted they were a couple in front of all their friends. Oof. Can’t say I don’t blame him for running

”I like to dress up as Mary poppins and you like to give over the counter pharmaceuticals to children.” Yeah Jenn that’s probably a bad sign…

PREACH MISS JENN PREACH YOU AND MAZZY ARE WAY BETTER I think

i agree mike and miss Jenn got together way too soon after the divorce it was like BAM and idk how to feel about it

maddox’s hair looks so cute curly!!

lowkey wish Emmy and Jet would have gotten a duet

sharing songs with each other is literally the first step in any perfect relationship you can not prove me wrong

SEBBIEEE!!!! He really is a knight in shining armor

”not harder than you not talking to me!” Oh, um, think again… BOMBSHELLS

awww ash’s voice is so good

RINAS POLAROID PIC IS SO ADORABLE PLEASE

ashlyn and Maddox’s chemistry is honestly super good they are both absolutely gorgeous and can sing like no one’s business (but technically ash and big red are still together, right? So… wouldn’t Ashlyn be cheating if anything were to happen??)

pause. Richard. Please don’t break up with Gina. That would be the stupidest thing you’ve ever done. I have faith in you tho.

the way pumpkin guy awkwardly climbed thru the window

i still can’t believe Seb cheated

jarred is literally the worst at reading social cues like bro can’t you see Seb and Carlos are going through something over here? Take a chill pill and let them figure it out before you jump in ugh

hes not even that good looking either LMAOOO

Poor sebbie! But he shouldn’t have cheated imo

yes Ricky. Unleash all of your problems on miss Jenn. She will help you. She will use her magic powers and fix everything.

Ricky looks like he has a unibrow BAHAHA

yes miss Jenn call in those reinforcements

[not-so-superheroine]

unpopular make up hot takes below. maybe even nuclear. i really dislike overlined lips. like a lot. and think people, namely women, should stop doing it for a few reasons.

if that's gonna ruin your night or self image, pass on this one.

if you're curious, let's discuss

overlined lips always look overlined.

yes, even then.

and yes, especially when the cupids brow is filled in. even if that's the only place it's overlined, it looks like color on the cupids bow. not a more round or fuller lip.

even if it doesn't look overlined on camera or in inside lighting:

a. it probably does look overlined

and

b. if the light hits a person differently or they step outside or turn their head it looks like color outside the lines

this can be someones preference i have heard. i think it's usually giving miranda sings, deadass.

overlined lips pretty much always look overlined.

and yes, even then, even her, even them, (perhaps) even you

i used to try to make my lips look smaller. but it always looked bad (imo) and fake in general, and so did the pics i found online (suprise! of mostly Black women 🤬) . so i had to work on accepting my lips and other afro-centric features. big lips are "in" now, but maybe body parts shouldn't be trends. trying to make my lips look smaller looked insecure, imo. like screamed "i am insecure" and i WAS. never wore it out but that's in part bc i knew what it looked like.

at least this trend isn't based in racism, but y'know. let me do you a solid from the other side. it's no bueno. the fact that i have seen people say they feel they can't leave the house without doing it is a BIG freakin problem. like, I'M taking psychic damage from that, bruh.

oh, same goes for contouring. camera, fine. in person, dirt smudged on face.

one cannot contour one's natural features out of existence and create totally new features. not irl, and definitely not from all angles.

lip filler be the same way, the more one pushes it. especially if you are younger and haven't lost lip volume due to age yet. it looks like filler not like full lips.

not to be a bitch, but literally don't be fooled. they're trying to sell you something based on your insecurities and creating insecurites to sell you something. and it don't even look that great in the first place.

i, again, want to point out that nothing i said is against anyone's natural features. but is a criticism of the 'beauty industry'.

it's not a "you do you" thing. make-up being framed as "feminist and empowering" is a scam. it can boost confidence, sure. but it is used, overall, as tool of oppression. women are societally punished for not wearing it and until that changes it will be that way. this is an actual societal problem we've accepted as completely normal. it's, in fact, misogyny. systemic misogyny they got women to buy into.

and yeah i went in on the overlined lips. i may be a little irrational about them but lip trends tick me off and this one people are gonna feel foolish about like white girl tan/orange foundation in the 2000s. highlighting the kardashian/jenners was a mistake and still is but hey, profits 📈 🤑💰

[benegesseritofficial]

Bruh I just witnessed a youtube add for prolife diapers. Which, first off. IDK at least that makes sense I guess. But it was like we value EVERY baby. Black, tan, and white. Planned and unplanned. And planned shows this mom playing with her baby. And unplanned shows woman sobbing in her bathroom over a pregnancy test.

And

The whole point of the company is they're an anti abortion fancy diaper company.

[roxxie-spirt]

The people have spoken, Laurance is the reincarnation of thee shad

I’ll do some small shad lore in this post this just a small one not too much

Shad was close friends with the divine warriors long before they were divine. This was when Shad was about 13years old and a peasant mortal from the shadow realm, one day a wyvern broke the barrier between the realm’s and shad was able to go through without a scratch. When he touched the green earthy grass , he’d be lying if he said he didn’t have a sensory overload of colors and light. While he was adjusting to this new world he heard crackling of leaves coming from a near by path he hit as fast as he can before someone can see him. As the steps grew closer, the louder his hearts seem to be pounding in his ears. He jumped out from his hiding spot behind a tree and just saw a human girl short tanned skin and pitch black hair. He had met Irene and he would also be lying if he didn’t admit that she was a pretty girl, but he did, immediately by calling her a monster and Irene the same. For a couple of moons shad would visit the overrealm to banter with Irene and slowly Irene brought some of her friends such as Enki, Esmund, Menphia, and Kulzak. The first time Shad felt like he belong that he made true friendship , kinda sad he had to venture out of his realm to make friends… but friends neither the less.

Now for some personal info about shad teehee

Shads a total mamas boy he loves his mom

He’s an only child with a single mother

Shads a being of the shadow realm, he has darkened Hands and feet and pointed ears, they’re shadowpeople one power they usually have is that they can hide well in shadows. Are they larger than the overealm beings? Not really they do have more magicks within their genetic makeup though

Shad just like Laurance ofc is a raging Bisexual

How does Laurance find out that he’s the reincarnation of shad??

So I will eventually design the relics because I heart the relic loreee mmMmmMm , but that’s NOT NOW‼️‼️ as I said Shad relic was passed down by his bloodline over thousands of years and yes Shad had a kid that ISNT THE ONE FROM MYSTREET I’m not even gonna.. anyways Shad banged ok and had a kid with some chick so technically Aarons has a bit of Shadowpeople genetics in him ;). Laurance finds out pretty early or at least he kinda has a hunch. When Laurance is healing from the shadow realm in aphmaus home he has these vivid nightmares of his own POV grieving in what seems like the Shadowrealm and him creating shadow knights from corpses of human beings. The nightmares goes away after Laurance is heard sobbing in his sleep from Zoey, she puts a comfort spell in his sleep and the nightmares just become dreams and it’s happy memories of these blurred out faces of Preteens and teens Going on adventures and using magic. Of course Laurance doesn’t think too much of this until Zane becomes a bigger threat and everyone’s doing research on relics and the divine warriors, Shad is almost wiped out of religious and history books at least his name but the destroyer comes up A LOT. Some of the books sound familiar to Laurance even if he wouldn’t even know how he would know it’s like a sick sense of déjà vu. Truly Laurance finds out that he’s at least a PART of shad when he goes back to the shadow realm due to the calling and the corpse of Aaron is waiting for him being reanimated by Shads other part of his soul.

Bruh Laurance fr is having so much internal battles in himself he’s not quite dead not quite alive and brother doesn’t even have a completed soul‼️‼️ this dudeeeee he’s still my fav he’s still silly

just to let it out there THIS AARONS OUTFIT ISNT MY REDESIGN I’m still plotting ( I am keeping his stupid eye mask it just has holes in it now… also it’s Jacob’s shirt :3) anyways back to the mainnnn subject

I just can’t decide is the clear deal I got two ideas that I’ll share right now that I’m torn , to let it be clear, shad and Irene aren’t romantic partners in this rewrite ( but honestly I’m mixed opinioned on it )

Aaron ! Just plain and simple, he’s the reincarnation of shad because of his bloodline being connected, the relic was pass down generations until Zane stole it. Aaron never absorbed the relic because he honestly did not know what it was since by generation to generations the story grew thin and fictitious. He is a DIRECT descendant of shad , great great and so on and so forth grandson of shad

Laurance ! Now shad is Aaron’s great ancestor and Aaron looks horrifyingly similar to shad, but that’s all a red herring. Laurance is the true reincarnation of shad his soul decided to choose Laurances life as its new life, or at least part of shads soul. Laurance of course he doesn’t know he’s the reincarnation of this ancient evil, and he doesn’t find out until his calling to the shadow realm. While Laurance was being made into a shadow knight the essence of shad who had been just a shadow that roamed the halls of his castle, felt a sudden urge to follow its tug until eventually he sees Laurance surrounded by his shadow knights. Until ungrth crashed into the walls and rescuing Laurance. The reason why Laurances calling is so much louder and way more aggressive is because part of shad is calling him out personally, he wants his soul back and he doesn’t want to wait any longer.

THAT A QUICK LIL THING ANYWAYS BTW THIS DOESNT MEAN LAURANCE WOULD DIE IN SEASON2… THATS THATS still Aaron and there’s a reason for that, which I’m not gonna say because I love keeping people on edgeeither way one decision or the other it doesn’t matter to me Aaron in my rewrite is important just not a romance interest.. ( that doesn’t mean Alina doesn’t exist btw )

[1-800-moatinyghase]