#makes it a lot faster

[salamispots]

speedrunning a bday gift for bb nephew hjdfgjh

[lotus-pear]

ace detective more like ace DEFECTIVE

[spicybeefu]

What if Pokemon & Animal crossing had a crossover game?! #3 Made in Blender, design originally by @reddachi found here!

[church-of-crayak]

finally, ax dance in stunning technicolor

linking the same playlist bc music is integral to the experience

[cryptidclownz]

their cat got out

[umblrspectrum]

i dont like this and its so obscenely rushed but i wanted to atleast post Something before release

[pretty-pink-puppy-kiwi]

You may not be the smartest puppy of the litter but you sure are the one with the fattest ass.

Now bend over

KAJDJSJAJA WHERE DID THIS COME FROM???

But also YES OF COURSE ILL BEND OVER ANY NUMBER OF TIMES FOR YOU 🥺🥰🥵

[bloodyfries]

Hualesbian au but the only thing that changes is just the gender of hulian. Xie Lian is androgynous/dresses masc(ish)/uses he/she though, so some people think she is a man. Ik this sounds contrived but hear me out

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SQX: You should change into your female form, it's so much fun!

XL: I am a woman

SQX: ...

XL: ...

SQX: Even better!

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PM: So you and Hua Cheng huh? I hear she's an evil seductress that has broken many men's chastity, though she's not my type I think you should be warned

XL: What's my chastity have to do with a friendship between two women?

PM (forgot XL was a woman): oh... well you never know

XL: ????

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Jian Lan (who simply forgot that XL the princess XL and the scrap god XL are the same person): He's the father!

The whole court room: gasps

FX: ????

MQ: ...

XL: ...no

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HX: Her Highness said-

SQX: Oh! You actually knew that he was a woman?

HX: *flashbacks to all the anatomically correct drawings he's seen, and HC constant yapping*

HX: unfortunately

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also I think it would be really funny if people started getting convinced that XL has a sister because MQ and FX switch between his Highness and her Highness

[lefthandarm-man]

Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanoff The Avengers (2012)

matching each others freak

[miiversian]

[melonberriable]

creature...

oh no I’ve domesticated them :O

[hexcii]

Getting up on my soap box

The reason I make it clear that I am disabled is cause it’s a reminder that my body and mind don’t function normally and I don’t want to get shit on when it shows ‼️‼️‼️

Art taking a long time, chapters taking a long time, replying late, etc

And even if I wasn’t, don’t demand/constantly ask this of folks. People are people, not content machines, I’m just a guy behind a screen

[shoot-i-messed-up]

Was always worried about the angst of unrequited love, had never realized the sheer amount of comedic potential that it has.

Imagine one-sided Superbat where Clark is fully aware that Bruce has a crush on him but is being his repressed self about it, and Clark is just like, “I’m not gonna touch that :) you’re going to figure that out for yourself, buddy, and in the meantime, I’m just going to have a good time and be best friends with you as you inevitably pull yourself together enough to either fall out of love or to confess :) and I’ll just let you down gently because I care about you :)” but he absolutely 100% is using it to his advantage in the meantime. His puppy dog eyes had never been so effective before. He’s gotten out of Monitor Duty three times in the past month.

[akaittou]

"Look at us! Still so dainty even compared to this ambulatory shape. Checking on the nooks and crannies of corals must be easy like that."

Excuse him, he finds most things smaller than himself very cute. I hope you don't mind some light manhandling for your posei @fishyseidon

[autoauthor]

Garden

The Senju have a tradition of a courtship garden.

Well... It's called a "tradition" but that's actually just to hide the fact that it's something their bloodline compels them to do.

When they feel strong affection towards someone, they feel the urge to nurture and grow plants on their behalf. This doesn't actually have to be romantic affection. Expecting mothers are some of the Senju's most prolific gardeners.

Hashirama continues to maintain plants for all of his brothers.

He's also the first person to realize that Tobirama's in love. Granted, it's hard to miss the abundance of flora that have suddenly sprung up around Tobirama's home. He doesn't even seem to realize it himself.

The main flowers are:

Tansy: resilience, a fresh start

Red Amaryllis: pride, splendid beauty, determination, worth beyond beauty

Red Carnation: love, passion, admiration, courage

Red Snapdragon: love, passion, deviousness, grace

Purple Orchid: respect, dignity, confidence, peace and forgiveness

Peony:

Meanwhile, the Uchiha value something made with one's hands. Something that shows your understanding of the person in question. For example, one could write a song to represent them or paint a mural of a memory you share together. I'd say more, but I really think my ideas for Uchiha courtship should get it's own post.

Either way, it's not like Tobirama is giving Izuna the flowers (yet). He just finds himself compelled to tend to the garden after every time they interact. Surely there's no correlation.

[storytellering]

Look at me when I'm talking to you, son.