#making bad jokes to kill time

[baiuzensenn]

F1 feat. Japanese capsule toys

🥝Liam Lawson as Kiwi🐦:

🍌Charles Leclerc with Leo Leclerc🐶:

🐝Sebastian Vettel🍯:

🚽Toto Wolf (“TOTO” is a famous Japanese brand of toilets)

🐨Oscar Piastri with Jenson BUTTON🔘:

🐨Oscar Piastri with Toto🚽…

[rooniearts]

espio going through severe amounts of white boy withdrawals </3 Sad!

bonus under the cut:

[tohruies]

i'll give you a piece of your favourite candy if you can tell what happens next ! ! 🍬

um 🥹 . what happens next is that . we . um . we kiss . um and . and when we pull away from each other, i cradle his face in my hands and look at him in distress, “yao, i think we need to kill femi.” he nods slowly, a bit concerned, but still takes me in his organic arm and uses his bionic one to propel us out of his house and to femi's location (yes he breaks the roof in the process) (yes we are still half naked) (yes we time-skipped into your plane of existence). he sets me on my feet and i run and break down the door to your house and hold you at gunpoint. <- gun that shoots out heart-shaped bubbles (they will kill you from how cute they are). you grovel at my feet, tears in your eyes. “coco, it had to be done, there was no other way!” i don’t care anymore. i hold the barrel to your forehead and then... the scene cuts to black before anyone knows what happens next. christopher nolan style ambiguous ending. period exclamation mark justify paragraph save as pdf upload file. aaand submit.

there, i told you what happens next … MAY I PRETTY PLEASE HAVE MY CANDY NOW 😒 /SILLY

[sergle]

how come you don't draw the ppl / characters you have the hots for

there's a certain kind of artist that can do that... a better type of artist................. and an artist who can stand to look at the reference material for more than a few seconds at a time.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

I think Darry has insane levels of catholic guilt over taking pain medication n I will not be elaborating

[im-out-of-it]

YOU COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE GABRIEL OR GIDEON LIGHTWOOD

you could never get me on Will’s side when Gabriel and Gideon Lightwood exist. don’t forget that Will threw the first punch. so if Will wants to be a bastard towards Gabriel, he can so choose to but he knows and we all know that Gabriel didn’t start that war between them. it honestly amazes me how almost everyone in TID is so awful towards Gabriel and acts as though he started the transgression. while yes Gabriel has his moments, but why is there constantly blame towards Gabriel but Will is excused???????

don’t forget that Will said Benedict has a taste for liking demons and downworlders more than he should and how he treated Tessa as some whore. as if that was the only purpose she served him. he was a rude and entitled dick the second he arrived at the institute. never being kind to the woman who was always there, Charlotte or to Henry. who by the way always had his back.

excusing his behavior with a sticker FAKE CURSE will never work on me

I’ll never get over how everyone in the end of TID basically forgives Will for being a dick. “oh he had a fake curse all is well!” ALL IS NOT FUCKING WELL. Cecily loves gabriel but she allows Will’s nasty behavior towards gabriel. also don’t forget that Will made a remark of how gabriel would only use Cecily- oh because he can’t actually have feelings for Cecily?

everyone excuses his behavior and yes he’s as bad as jace. he’s awful to Jem and the only reason Will is semi likebale is because of Jem. basically saying hey Tessa can have Jem for now until he dies than I’ll have her. he was terrible to Tatiana- pre TLH where she was just a young girl with an infatuation WHO DID NOTHING WRONG

I can’t believe no one ever holds Will accountable. actually I can because it’s CC and she will never hold her favorite golden irritations accountable. she’ll never have James Will jace ever take responsibility and accountability. and while James isn’t as awful as the other two, he basically treats Cordelia as this sex object, makes Matthew feel bad for liking Cordelia, makes everything about him, and I did not see him grieve Kit. he’s not as bad but he’s still up there on the list

and if you think TID Gabriel treatment is bad, just remember that in TLH, Will and Tessa constantly need to fuck during terrifying moments where people die and we never get to see Gabriel and Cecily ‘s reaction to Christopher dying as well as Gabriel and Cecily hardly getting a word in when Alexander THEIR FUCKING TODDLER gets kidnapped and is tortured

OH AND DONT FORGET THAT GABRIEL HAD TO KILL HIS FATHER AND WILL MAKES A JOKE AND A SONG ABOUT IT AND NO ONE SAYS A THING

but how dare Gabriel make some disability jokes about Jem (which is also bad) and anything he says and anytime he breathes is some insult to everyone. I do hold Gabriel and Gideon accountable but they actually grow. they don’t sit in the back being hypocrites acting like they’re untouchable and using some excuse for their shitty behavior

you think hey maybe Will can grow as a person and NOPE WONT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

my hate gets ignited for him during my TID readings and I’m reminded how shitty of a brother, father, friend he truly is

[fiftypiercings]

I shouldn't be the only one who thinks orv and gintama are alike...

[seventh-district]

7am, eating cold leftover teriyaki stir-fry for breakfast and crying over blorbos

[secretmellowblog]

Another parallel between Valjean and Javert is that they’re eerily silent when captured or threatened.

Jean Valjean being captured by Patron-Minette:

The silence preserved by the prisoner, that precaution which had been carried to the point of forgetting all anxiety for his own life, that resistance opposed to the first impulse of nature, which is to utter a cry….

Javert being captured by Les Amis:

Javert had not uttered a single cry.

The other police spy who’s captured at the barricade— Le Cabuc— is not like Javert, in that he behaves like a normal person. He cries out in pain and anger and fear; he begs for mercy; he prays. But Javert is inhumanly tranquil, and reacts to his death with indifference.

Jean Valjean, when captured by Patron-Minette, is similar. He acts eerily “calm,” and inhumanly “silent.” Of course in Valjean’s case, he has to be silent, because he’s aware that the police would only hurt him if they arrived; his politeness is also a survival strategy. Knowing how to behave in a superficially polite solicitous way to avoid punishment from authority is clearly something he’s had to learn to survive prison.

This parallel feels like another way the trauma of prison has affected both of Valjean and Javert’s lives. Javert spent time in prison as a child, Valjean spent nineteen years serving his sentence— and both of them have now learned to silence “the first impulse of nature” to cry for help. They know instinctively how to behave in situations where they are trapped in another person’s power and have no autonomy. They are able to remain calm and tranquil and even “polite” even when they’re threatened with death.

[mimiyanna]

Chaaaaaat. You want to give me money soooo bad. You pity me because I’m useless and you can tell that I can’t do this on my own, so you want to solve that problem for me and pay me for being the sweetest specialest princess in the whole wide world. *Swirly hypnosis gif*

[thedrotter]

redrew a few old expressions from february!!! one never notices how much their art style changes in some months till you compare side by side www

(the old ones for comparison ↓)

[doctorweebmd]

I’m exhausted and had probably the worst shift at work uhh ever but the important thing is: eih chap 5 is 7200 words right now.

[fitzrove]

Started watching a "problem with greek myth retellings" video and it began with a blurb montage like "Condemned by the misogynist guys of history, this is the true girlboss feminist story of [A WOMAN]" and like. brb writing one of those about crown prince rudolf. It's ok he's like a misunderstood girlboss to me<3

[taskedbyheaven]

what to do when it was the one u least suspected reddit

[leatherbookmark]

Randomly thinking about my sense of humour and how it comes off irl. Well and online too now that I think of it because online I suppose it's even harder to tell whether someone's joking or not. Specifically I think with the way I talk? Because like. I must've said multiple times that I write the way I talk (and talk the way I write, my voice is the exact same), and the way I talk is that very often when I'm trying to be humorous I'll just adapt a tone that I think is OBVIOUSLY not genuine (a villainous drawl or a slightly nervous bright titter), something so "this is me playing a role for your amusement" that I don't stop for a second to consider whether it landed or not.

(I'm also someone who picks up/gets attached to specific phrases, tones of voice or basically "ways of speaking" a lot and uses it for humorous purposes -- for example, little phrases like "such is/is such that", "but however", "alas!" that I feel are at this point (see, another thing: the word order) a part of the tumblr familect (?), this way of speaking in a quasi-archaic, quasi-elevated style about things that are very mundane just to be funny. That's my jam.)

And I feel like with my father it usually did? Because our senses of humour were very similar, but my mother's sense of humour is like... it's not good fellas... and the typical scenario between us is I'll say something sarcastically, she replies seriously, I, pained, go "that was a joke" to which she replies that of course she knows! But I know she's lying. And I guess she's a special case, but I've had several other-people-cases where I thought I was saying that was obvious sarcasm/doing a bit, but the other person reacted as though they took me seriously. Like, I don't know, something is fubar, I go "oh, wahoo! how lovely!" v e r y dryly and someone goes "well um I don't think that's good actually".

But it's rather difficult to figure out whether the other person understands you in terms of like, the message you're trying to convey; figuring out if they picked up on the nuances of tone and sarcasm is much more difficult, especially if you give of a Weird Vibe. :/

[tr0ubl3d-tr4n53nd3r]

I opened up about my body image issues and people called me a horrible person, told me I'm invalidating people with eds and that I'm body shaming people? God what the fuck? Ive got no fucking support system in real life and the Internet just hates me I guess.