#mama weegee

[mamaweegee]

No glue needed. All the pieces fit together snugly and are surprisingly sturdy once assembled. Photo of all pieces included for further reference.

[dailyuglyluigiart]

couldn't post yesterday, so here you have mama luigi finding yoshi egg.

MAMA LUIGI!

[fagbearentertainment]

No thoughts just old super mario internet stuff

[toonmoonsart]

[ogdegenerate]

Cute bowuigi fic i’d like to come into existence is where luigi gets too tired of not getting to hang out with his huge koopa boyfriend due to his duties, so “Mr. L” busts in the castle and kidnaps the king. Of course, nobody -but Luigi’s very close circle- knows that Luigi and Mr. L are the same person, so the Dark Lands are understandably worried that their very powerful and horrifying ruler got abducted by some unknown assailant. meanwhile, the mushroom kingdom gets a word of this and realizes that Luigi (who would be sprinting out of the kingdom so save his boyfriend) is ALSO missing! And instead of connecting the dots, they come up with the conclusion that LUIGI HAS ALSO BEEN ABDUCTED. Peach and Mario KNOWS that there’s no real danger happening? But to quell the anxiety of the two kingdoms, Mario (with the assistance of the koopalings) sets off to save the koopa kind and his brother from this Villain that came out of nowhere.

While all of this is happening, we have Mr. L (AKA: Luigi) doing cute couple crap together with a tied up king koopa. Bowser can easily break free from these restraints and make an easy escape, but does he really want to? He has an excuse to be alone with his lover for as long as he wants, and he’s very touched (and slightly excited) of being the kidnappeed for once; to him this basically Luigi courting him.

Luigi: “You have just been captured by the green thunder, Mr. L! Try as you might, but there’s nothing you can do to escape, so you best not try any funny business!”

Bowser:

I basically want to see a fic of a total flip of the power dynamic where Luigi is trying to impress his huge monster boyfriend with his charismatic alter ego and Bowser is having too much fun being dragged along by his human “captor”, exhilarated of what Luigi had planned for him.

Bonus points if bowser jr. reveals himself as a stowaway cuz “MAMA WEEGEE FORGOT ABOUT ME! I WANTED TO BE KIDNAPPED TOO! ITS NOT FAIR!!!!”

[shapeshiftinterest]

A Semi Successful Rescue Mission: bowser x luigi

similar prompt as fic Frightened To Flirty in 3 Seconds Flat + the idea that bowser should have used luigi to roleplay practice his wedding with peach in the movie

first half has the same vibes as THIS post

mario, dk, and peach infiltrate bowser’s castle on a rescue mission

story under the read more

Semi Successful Rescue Mission (also on ao3)

The sound of rushed footsteps echoed through the corridors as Mario, Peach, and Donkey Kong looked for Luigi.

“We have to hurry,” Mario said, finishing a scan of the room and moving on to the next. “Based on the picture of Bowser you showed me, it might be too late!”

Sprinting down another hallway, they almost ran into a platoon  of Bowser’s troops before quickly backtracking. “Too late for what?” DK asked, trying to keep up with the plumber.

Peach gave the all clear on her end and the trio skidded around a corner, checking more rooms. “It’s only been 2 days, Mario,” she said. “It’d be too soon for Bowser to actually harm your brother; I’m honestly surprised we made it this far in so little time.”

It was true. The original plan would have taken at least another day or two, but Mario knew they would have run out of time by then.

“It’s not Luigi I’m worried about. I mean, I am worried about him,” Mario slammed another door shut and opened another. “But the one we should really be worried about is the Koopa King.”

Peach and DK paused to exchange a look. Mario stopped as well, looking to both ends of the hall before ushering the group into an empty room. “Look,” he pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing. “Sometimes when my brother gets to a certain level of scared he’ll get really, and I mean really, flirty. If that koopa is anything like your description of him we have to get to Luigi and snap him out of it.”

The two royals blinked.

“What?” Peach asked, unsure of where this was going.

“It’s some kind of- of self defense or coping mechanism, I dunno the specifics. Our cousins used to joke around about it when we were younger and call him ‘Lady Killer Luigi’ but it was a whole thing.”

Making sure the coast was clear, the three moved out and began checking the rooms for Mario’s younger brother.

“Mario, I still don’t understand-”

The three made their way to the last room with the biggest double doors Mario had seen in his life. He had a bad feeling about this.

DK snorted. “Relax, Princess. He’s probably just scared his brother’s gonna get hurt insulting that overgrown turtle with a crappy pick up line.”

“It’s much worse than that.” Mario said, pushing open the doors. Their eyes took a moment to adjust before Peach and DK’s jaws dropped. There, at the end of the aisle, was Luigi in a wedding dress. The younger plumber was standing next to a fully suited King Bowser, Kamek standing at the podium behind them.

“Not again.” Mario muttered to himself.

DK’s head whipped to the side to stare at Mario in shock. “AGAIN?!?!”

“Oh my god, what is happening right now,” Peach whispered.

“Mama Mia. This is just as bad as the time he charmed the entire wedding party and the couple getting married.”

“HE WHAT?!?!”

DK had never felt so lost and confused, so many things, so much information! He needed to sit down.

“Luigi,” Mario took a cautious step towards the ‘couple’. “Step away from the koopa.”

Luigi looked at his bro, side eyed Bowser, and then back to Mario.

His skirts swished as he shuffled a bit closer to the groom.

“Weegee, you leave him alone right this instant” Placing his hands on his hips, Mario stomped his foot on the carpet and gave his best Disappointed Big Brother stare. “You can’t marry a guy you just met!“

“Is this reality?” DK whispered to Peach as they watched the argument unfold. A few Shy Guys had joined them in the pew and were passing around bags of popcorn.

“I’m not sure anymore,” Peach answered, shoving a handful of snack into her face. She didn’t know if they should be watching but it was so hard to look away.

Luigi grinned, taking hold of the Bowser’s purple ribbon and yanking the king down to his level. The koopa grunted at the motion. “Listen here, you little-” he growled but was cut off by Mario.

“Weegee, no.”

“Good thing I’ve known him for almost 2 days then.”

“Luigi Mario, don’t you dare-”

Catching everyone by surprise, the green plumber grabbed Bowser by the face and slammed their lips together.

“MMPH?!?!?”

“Holy-!” DK and Peach squawked at the sudden kiss. Shy Guys were tossing popcorn everywhere in excitement.

“Damn it, Luigi,” Mario sighed, rubbing his temples.

Luigi pulled away first; sliding a gloved hand under the king’s chin and closing his mouth. With a wink and a playful pat to the larger man’s cheek, he turned and made his way to his big brother, shaking his shoulder.

“Relax bro, we were just practicing for his and Peach’s ‘future wedding’. It’s all pretend.“

“If you say so...”

        - 3 Hours After DK, Peach, Mario, And Luigi Leave Bowser’s Castle-

“Sire?” 

Kamek shuffled into the training hall, decimated exercise equipment was scattered every which way, scorch marks evident on some of them. The advisor even saw a few claw marks on the stone walls that had definitely not been there this morning.

All evidence pointed to one thing: Bowser was furious. Not only had he been embarrassed by that coward of a green plumber, he’d also been seen practicing for his wedding with the princess and kissed said plumber, IN FRONT OF PEACH!

Plus they’d all escaped and somehow set his prisoner’s free in the process. All that hard work for nothing.

“What?” He growled, growing hot with rage just thinking about the absolute disaster today had been. “Can’t you see I’m busy?”

“I- erm, I have some... bad news, about the wedding, Your Majesty.”

The king groaned, running his claws over his face. Stupid practice wedding, stupid rizzed up plumber. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

“Yeah yeah. We’ll have to postpone it again until I recapture the hostages and fix whatever damage to the castle and troops Mario and the others did.”

He swore, the next time he saw Luigi-

“You and Luigi are officially, legally, married to each other.”

“WHAT?!?!”

Kamek barely dodged the burst of flame Bowser threw his way.

“Whaddaya mean me and Greenie are actually married?!”

The king snatched Kamek in one massive paw, eyes blazing as he glared directly at the magikoopa. “Explain!”

Apparently even just reading the scripts for the wedding could count as official if the contract was signed and the ceremony was sealed with a kiss. The advisor hadn’t thought they’d actually get that far. He’d thought even less that the plumber would be the one to initiate it as a prank on his older brother.

“Great, just great!”

Bowser released the magikoopa and tried to ward off an incoming headache. “Aauuggghh, whatever!”

“Kamek!”

“Yes, Your Ruthlessness?”

“Find a way to break the marriage contract and tell the troops to set a course to the Mushroom Kingdom.”

“But Sire! You can’t marry the princess if-”

“We’re not kidnapping her this time,” Bowser snapped, smoke and sparks appearing at the edges of his muzzle.

“We’re getting my ‘bride’ back.

BONUS

can’t write this part but some possible ideas:

the others get informed about the situation (king consort luigi) via magic ball zoom call with kamek and toadsworth

mario is panicking, peach is worried, DK thinks it’s hilarious, and luigi’s nervous but honestly fine with it

bowser tries to kidnap luigi either loudly or quietly:

loudly:bowser bursts thru a wall or sets a diversion, kidnaps luigi, but luigi switches back to rizz mode; the divorce can only happen if both parties sign

quietly: he gets caught (luigi stalls him) and ends up talking with everyone; there’s a part where he’s like ‘I’m just trying to divorce the guy but all the divorce stuff is at my castle’

bowser’s signature was already on the contract during the practice run, luigi sneakily signed it as a joke when no one was looking before leaving

slow burn thing where bowser starts crushing on luigi while trying to convince him to get a divorce

normal luigi starts being less scared at the koopa kingdom and uses his status to form relationships with other kingdoms kinda behind bowser’s back

luigi also teases mario about liking DK

[multicolour-ink]

I was looking at cutscenes of Mario & Luigi as babies and “Weegee” or “Luigi” really was one of Mario’s first words. After saying “Mama Mia”, Baby Mario says “Weegee” while looking at Luigi.

Ah yes that's right ^^

In Partners in Time, Baby Mario will often say "Weegie".

There are a few instances I can remember this happening. Once during the scene you mentioned, where Baby Mario attempts to wake up a passed out Luigi by yelling "Weegie!", before bonking him on the head with a hammer ^^;

Another instance is during battles, if it's just the baby bros and Baby Luigi is knocked out, Baby Mario will turn to him in a panic and yell "WEEGIE!".

Fyi this all but confirms that one of Mario's first words was his own brother's name and that is one of the greatest pieces of knowledge in existence and the most beautiful thing ever don't @ me ;_;

[spikedsoul]

What if little Red turned out to be an angel of a Koopa. So polite and kind. The perfect child. Although under all that sweetness is a dark side. A side those who are not part of the family see.

Maid: oh such a sweetheart *smiles at the flower crown her daughter gave her*

Bowser: so cute *smiles*

*her family adores her, but as mario and luigi are in the room while the others are distracted, she gives Mario an evil, wicked smile as she rips the heads off her doll. And then cries pointing at him and accusing him of breaking her toy.

Plot twist: she's raised that way. She is absolutely a little angel... to everyone but Mario. She accuses him of breaking the doll? Bowser and Mama know damn well who really did it, but Mario continues to hate Bowser for no reason so they pretend to believe their daughter.

Mario gets offended bc he came over here to babysit?!

But they correct him: they asked Weegee to babysit, not Mario, but Uncle was busy.

And so was everyone else.

[mamaweegee]

Made a life-size Beedle shop banner

[sm64-luigi]

Hypothetically, if you were to star in your own solo game where you go around vaccuming ghosts in a mansion, how would you feel about it? Complete hypothetical.

oooh! m-my’a own g-game! i woulda love to vaccum’a s-s-some ghosts! and inna lovely mansion for a Weegee! i bet’a if i was! it be’a in th-the day! sunshiney! even flowers and’a butterflies’a too! i sure hope m-maybe n-not at dark’a time mama mia,,,

[bowuigifire]

BURN FOR YOU 🔥💚

SUMMARY: Luigi found himself in a strange alien world, alone and terrified. But perhaps this place isn't so bad?

CHAPTER 7:

The next time Luigi woke up was with a someone in front of his face, two black eyes staring at him very, very closely. Too close. With a shriek, he jump our of bed, forgetting it was actually further from the floor that most beds in his world, hitting his head. Luckily, there was a carpet underneath, softening his fall.

"You don't have to scream, I'm not going to hurt you." He heard a young voice say with worry, still rubbing his head. Looking up, he saw it was a much smaller and cuter version of Bowser. The young koopa has a ponytail on his head, a fang sticking out and black beady eyes with a bandana with a drawing simulating teeth around his neck. Che carino! Shrieked internally Luigi.

"Sorry, bambino." He paused, wondering if he should say the next part. Although... "I was just startled. Most people don't like to wake up with another face so close to them." The plumber explained, a nervous chuckle leaving his mouth. He wasn't scared, just startled, that's all! The explanation didn't seem to help the younger one who tilted his head to the side in confusion. How could the tiny koopa be so cute? "I'm Luigi, by the way." The plumber introduced himself warmly.

"I know," a smirk grew on the young face. "I heard you tell it to Dad."

"Dad?" Wondered the human, before remembering the only other person he told his name recently, his face paling at the realisation. "You're the King's son!?" His exclamation made the kid pout, unhappy with the negative reaction. The idea of the King's son here was frightening for the poor plumber. Bowser was probably worried not knowing where his son is! Dio Mio.

"Yeah! What if I am?" Straightening his back, the boy pointed at the human, his finger trembling a little. "As the prince, you should show your deferent... deference?" His voice faltered at the last part, not quite getting the pronunciation.

"Deference. You said it right." He assured the kid, his mustache moving with his smile. Well, maybe it's not that bad. His body relaxed with relief, his shoulders aching from the stiffness.

"I know that!" Spat the other, scowling. "I'm Bowser Junior," he said proudly next, crossing his arms against his chest and showing his toothy grin.

"Nice to meet you, il principe Bowser Junior." Smiled kindly the plumber, holding his hand for a hand shake.

"Just Junior," grumbled the other, a smile of his own forming in his face against his wishes. Weegee is nice, the prince decided with a nod. He's not mama but he could be his new mama. "Now that you're awake we are going to play!" Announced the kid, taking hold of Luigi's hands and running out of the room. A koppa guard yelled after them, too slow to stop them.

Laughing at his success to steal the green plumber Junior kept running towards his playroom, not really worried about what his Dad would do if he found that.

"Piccolo Principe, por favore, please, don't run so fast." Luigi was already panting, not used to this much exercise after spending a few days barely moving. And he just got over his fever. The boy ignored him, running faster. The poor plumber was dragged through the rest of the path until they stopped dead in front of a red door.

"This is my playroom." Getting inside, Junior let go of the plumber, running to show some of his toys. His energy is endless but endearing. Luigi couldn't stop the small smile that appeared on his face. "And this, my Dad did this. He's really good at making toys and karts." Kept explaining the young koopa. Next, he went to another part of the room where many papers and coloring materials were haphazardly thrown over the floor and on a low table. "Let's draw!"

And that's what they did for at least an hour, until they were found by Kamek, who gave out a tired sigh. Of course neither of the royal koopas would follow his advice, when do they? However, it was nice to see the prince so happy with someone else after these last gloomy months. With some luck, perhaps the human could brighten the koopa lands with his presence.

"Shouldn't you be in class, young prince?" The Magikoopa's voice made Luigi jump, raising his head in time to see Junior run up to Kamek and give him a hug. The old koopa hugged him back before turning his attention back to the human, who smiled shily. "And you should be resting, not out of your bed."

Guiltily, Luigi apologized and got up, ready to go back to his room.

"Wait!" The kid jumped into the human's arms, a piece of paper in one of his small claws. With a big smile, he showed it to him. "This is for you."

Taking it carefully into his other hand while holding Junior with the other, Luigi looked at it. It was a simple drawing depicting a small koopa, Junior, and what appeared to be the plumber himself in green. They were holding hands. "This is really good! Grazie, piccola stella." He replied warmly down at the little koopa in his arms. This is one of the sweetest things someone has ever done for him. "I'll treasure it forever." His answer made the boy's gaze light up.

Soon, to Junior's disappointment, Luigi had to leave him, along with Kamek.

"He seems to like you." He mentioned the Magikoopa, floating on his broom. "He is a good boy." It was the only thing Luigi could say, also saddened by having to leave.

"Yes, he is." Kamek whispered softly to himself.

[toonmoonsart]

[istadris]

☆ for weegee?

☆ - happy headcanon

Some people have tried to tell Luigi he doesn't need to feed his ghost dog, but he responds everytime with outrage. How dare they ! Polterpup is a good doggy and deserves the best treats ! Look at him enjoy the meal Luigi made ! He loves Mama Mario's family recipes ! And you would take that away from a puppy ??

...Except owning a ghost dog who can't choke, get poisoned or starve comes with a slight downside : Luigi has no idea how to actually feed a living dog. Good thing he's too scared of everyone other dog except Polterpup.

Put a symbol (or several) and a character/characters in my ask box, and I’ll give you a headcanon.  

[goddamnwebcomics]

Got a buncha mario stuff to check out. Plus one or two others. I'll try and be concise.

Mario Adventures by Brandt White

A very unhinged (and concluded) webcomic about Mario Luigi, and Petey Piranha living in the same house and getting into subversive and/or off the wall adventures. It's improved over the years, but good God, it's like a new grounds project on over drive.

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Bad Things Will Happen by poker10403

An incomplete comic that's basically Luigis Mansion but with pokemon, a brainwashed Mario, and an evil gengar. No longer on DA but it's been archived elsewhere.

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It Sucks To Be Weegee by Kevin Bolk

Mario comic about how it well, sucks to be Luigi in the world of Nintendo. Nice art, but it's every "sadsack" comedy webcomic you've probably seen. Link is the gay best friend, Daisy is a jealous obnoxious chubby girl, Lucas is nihilistic, and so on and so forth.

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Bowsette Saga By Tony Kuusisto

A drama-action comic where Bowser uses the supercown to make peach jealous as Bowsette. As Bowsette, they fall in love and marry Mario, but then begin to have an identity crisis and begin to try and keep the happy ending they got. It's an odd one, for sure, and the detailed art style doesn't really look good for a Mario comic (especially with a Lakitu character introduced later on), but it has some interesting ideas I suppose, like how Bowsette is some divergent personality of Bowser that's gained sentience

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The 3 little Princesses By Yves Bourgelas (AKA TheBourgyman)

Comedy Comic that focuses on Daisy, Peach and Rosalina getting into hijinxy misadventures and stuff. They hang out, do extreme slumber parties, and stop the retro world from taking over theirs

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Super Brothers By DogmanSP

A very good webcomic done in a sort of Storybook style, going into detail about some conspiracy centered around Yoshi as Mario rescues her for the first time. It's a very interesting read and the art is on point.

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Mario's Day Job by Buttercotch

A fairly dry crossover comic about Mario doing plumbing, though it becomes less and less about that as it goes on. Art style is fake anime, with OCs and attempts at humor.

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Platformers by YourClairyGodmother

Crossover adventure comic about well, Platformers such as Klonoa, Rayman and Mario, and has a bunch of text only stuff for lore. Seems to have been discontinued as of 2020 though.

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Gangster Mama by Shy Girl on tapastic

A NSFW comic about Bowser unknowingly having sex with a minor named Jasmine, who blackmails him into staying in his castle.

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Edd Egg by Eddie Bowley

A british (im assuming) gag webcomic about a porn addicted stickman and his friends. It eventually got story based animations, but its pretty base with such things as the straight man literally being called Straight Guy, and a girlfriend character who's literally written in at first to make him happy.

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Dreaming of Utopia

A....poorly thought idea that has a world where furries are a stand in for minorities. The art is competent but it's so heavyhanded and preachy, and in poor taste

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??? Dark Black-and-white Disney comic

I haven't been able to find it since I saw it years ago, but there was a comic on DA about Disney Villains taking over the world. Quasimodo was the hero, but he's legitimately insane (tossing a dead bird off Notre Dame in a recreation of a scene from the movie, and really just talking to himself via gargoyles) the only other thing I can recall is a scene where The Cheshire Cat (who is now an expy of Arnold Toht from Indiana Jones) is interrogating Ariel, who has some medallion in her bra, which Cheshire burns himself on in the ensuing struggle. It had a very grimdark tone and an equally ugly artsyle.

This has shades of a RANDUMB comic. Apparently someone remade these comics too.

I can't find it

Oh hey I've seen this comic before. It's very old and it'd make for an interesting riff especially if it makes big changes to established characters.

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It's another wacky comic, I've delved in Mario Princess-focused fanfics in the past so I'd give it a shot.

Pretty sure this one falls into "too competent to be riffed" category.

Hoo boy, I didn't even need to look into this further to accept it

Oh yeah, crossovers. This should be fun. I wonder if it will be on the same level as supersaiyancrash.

NO

This has all the makings of a disaster

Oh yeah, this is already on the rifflist. However at some point this comic went missing, but it seems to be back.

If any of my readers can identify this, let me know.

[cartoonlonk]

Appears for hugs, he loves his green son

@ghostbustingreen

       “Weegee!”

    The hug is full heartily accepted. His smaller arms find their way around the green plumber’s body as much as he could. He snugs into it and takes in all of Luigi’s warmth.