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Rock of Eternity Getting Offerings because they deserve it
I like to think that whenever there’s a magical artifact that needs containment, Billy just… takes it. Here is how it started.
Billy, after defeating an evil wizard: so… what do I do with the Staff???
Solomon: it cannot be kept in the world of man, it’s far to dangerous. You must destr-
Achilles: NEW LAMP
Hemrmes: YESSSSSSSS
Hercules: WAR TROPHY
Solomon: that is highly irresponsible, we cannot keep highly volatile objects for ‘the aesthetic’
Zeus: the burning violon
Solomon:
Solomon: well some decor never hurt anyone.
*and*
JL, after a long battle: Finally the foe has been vanquished! Now to find a secure place to stor-
Marvel, yoinks it and yeets it in a portal: done
Everyone present: w h a t
*or*
Amanda Waller: -thus the proof we need to detain you for breaking into secure government location and theft of a classified artifact
Marvel: *points to the screen* that’s not me
Waller: that’s litterally you in a French beret and a fake mustach
Marvel: I don’t know who that is, but they do look dashingly handsome. And look like a Gustavo. Probably a French mime who failed mime class and left on a journey of self discovery.
Waller: you can’t be serious
Captain Atom, fuck the government rn: I don’t know, Cap doesn’t have a mustach
Batman: the mime theory seems like a pretty sold theory to me
Several people (heroes, civilians, villains and all in between) telling Cap was with them as the time at the crime, each of them being vastly different.
Waller: this mf secretly a mass manipulator???
*or*
Cap, fighting in a museum:
Hermès: Ooh I know this pendant. Super magical, super cool.
Cap, on instinct, puts in pocket dimension to put it on the Rock:
Flash: … did I witness a theft????
Wether the pendant was actually magic or just a shiny jewel Hermes wanted is up for interpretation.
Anyways that’s how whenever he finds magical artefacts or books or whatnot, he just puts them in the Rock of Eternity. It’s a logical solution, as it serves as a place to safeguard and examine, and maybe purify some objects to use later.
The Wizard is so done. It started off as ‘dangerous artefacts to be relocated when a suitable place is found’ but then it became the go to storage and all the stuff just stays.
Thé Rock in the other hand, loves it. Getting more and more offerings by their new champion really shows how loved they are. It’s has been way too long since they got any offerings and new additions, so the newest champion giving them plenty of nourishment / stimulation is as if they are being spoiled.
Billy, brings an ancient cursed crown:
Wizard: another one???
Rock, already pushing Wizard aside: FOR ME!!!! TYTYTYYTY OH MY ME YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK SO CUTE WOTH THIS HOLD ONE LET ME JUST REPLACE THE MAGOC WOTH MINE
Five hours later Billy is chilling in one of the thrones with his new crown and one of his magic cape to match.
In conclusion, Billy is like a cat bringing a mouse in the house, except the mouse is actually a rubix cube that sometimes turns into sushi.
Yes Billy did bring a magic rubix cube that makes sushi when completed. Now I kinda want sushi ngl
#billy batson#shazam#dc captain marvel#dc#captain marvel dc#too lazy to tag properly#rock of eternity#Billy’s a street kid he has no qualm just taking stuff#Solomon says it’s for the greater good#man can’t be trusted with these#absolute power corrupts absolutely#hermes wants the bling
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happy trans day of visibility to all my fellow t4t shuakers 🏳️⚧️☕️🥞🏳️⚧️
#I know things are hard rn#trust me I’m a gender studies major and a trans man#but believe me when I say we will get through it we will live we will fight#I love you so much you are doing fantastic 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵#akeshu#shuake#persona 5#akira kurusu#goro akechi#tdov#tdov 2025#I usually draw Akira binding but as a sometimes non binder I think it’s important to represent that as well#I can’t draw afab presenting chest on this site but trust me when I say it’s there
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I know hear me out cakes are a bit of an old trend but this came to me as a vision and I just had to do it
#they are besties trust#I mean Sarah and Jack#not Jack and Davey#those are boyfriends#I made this on a plane#I was STRESSED OUT cuz my mom kept looking at it#those shirts are getting out of hand#I love drawing ppl being annoyed at Jack’s gayness#featuring a beautiful google pic of Ben frankhauser#Javey in every universe ig#oh and Lin#and Kath#and our man Denton#together we can prevent theater kids 😔✊#I was listening to the magnus archives while making this#but like genuinely wtf just happend#they can’t just interduce Jürgen fucking lightener and they brutally murder him with a pipe 2 minutes after#Martin is so in love with Jon#anyway#this is supposed to be abt newsies#newsies#92sies#david jacobs#jack kelly#javid#Javey#javid newsies#javey newsies#sarah jacobs#hear me out cake
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our lady of sorrows
posted it like an hour ago but forgot to add the sharpening oopsie daisey
#can’t stop drawing this old man with a halo and a skirt..#my art#mcr#fanart#mcr fanart#mcr art#gerard way fanart#mcr gerard#gerard way#my chemical romance#frank iero#ray toro#mikey way#my chem#mcr tumblr#the black parade#mcr reunion#mcr revenge era#mcr return#mcr reference#our lady of sorrows#catholicism??? 😭#god i just read unholyverse#it’s so good#unholyverse#im NOT a frerard shipper tho trust
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I don’t like minimizing the importance and gravity of Laios and Toshiro’s fight into just being a childish squabble, even if to a degree it is framed that way, because to both of them it has a lot of personal significance and emotional weight and runs very deep to their characters… The fight isn’t nothing it’s a LOT, they made up but it’s not something easy to express and to get over for either of them which makes it all the more meaningful! I’m on both sides but there very much are sides, there’s no "they’re both having a ball, Toshiro and Laios hand in hand yay" side to the fight, that comes after
The fight with Toshiro WAS very scary to Laios, almost existentially so, but it’s moreso the "I thought I’d made a friend!!" bit and my god. My god actually

Like it’s not "just" about oh his friend liking him less than he thought, THAT IS SO MUCH. It’s a bond he thought he had being a lie it’s all the time and moments spent together either being a lie from his perspective or marred now looking back. It’s not only being upset at Toshiro for lying but upset at himself that he’s so easy to fool, it’s being upset that there’s something so wrong with you that you can’t even tell if your "close buddy" even actually likes you or not, it’s like. Holding my head. He can’t trust his own vision of events that happened do you see. There’s always this film of distrust that it could be a lie that should be there when he interacts with people there’s always this sense of cloak and dagger to expect backstabs out of nowhere because you CAN’T see it coming you CAN’T you CAN’T there’s something about you which makes it impossible so you CAN’T-


He’s so scared of not being able to read people. He knows it’s a weak spot he has, he’s always known. All of these bits are centered around social expectations and betrayals, the assumption that he doesn’t belong either in society or with other humans.
And Laios’ level of awareness is actually sort of complex to analyze, but it’s there, there’s how out of him and Falin he was the one sensitive to the ~aura of hatred~ he felt from the townspeople, there’s of course his nightmares whispering to him about the mocking looks, and how yeah actually he realizes that his gold stripper coworker was taking advantage of him. There’s of course the Winged Lion speech about his trauma and how he fundamentally mistrusts/dislikes humans to some deep seated degree, this distrust that he still keeps under control always. There’s how pre-canon he often wanted to suggest eating monsters but never worked up the courage to bring it up with the others. There’s how he comes across as stoic when he isn’t being enthusiastic…… We don’t know how aware and wary he is exactly in the moment but we do know he has some anxiety around social stuff, and looking back he does notice and aughh augh, the sense you have to hide yourself to not get hurt, and be on your guard and shit and.
When you don’t know what to look out for and when to look out for it, the general ‘common sense’ of not always trusting people or noticing when someone’s messing with you becomes hypervigilance in social settings

"Man they really know what you hate huh." Being socially unaware literally plagues him, he knows, he knows it so well.
It’s so quick that it’s almost hard to digest how literal and blatant Laios summoning his monster to crush all the people who’ve hurt him is. His literal go-to coping mechanism for comfort in his literal monster-induced emotionally intense nightmare, saving him by taking away the upsetting element (the humans)


"Monsters are his coping fantasy, where they can whisk him away from humanity, all the hurt it’s caused him and its arbitrary rules" with the subtlety of a brick. Monsters are his comfort safe zone "because they kill humans" yes but no it’s because he pits them as the guardians against humans who to him are in the role of the agressors. To him they represent freedom from the shackles of what it means to be part of humanity, a fundamentally social species

#Fumi rambles#Was asked to post this but a lot of this is present in my shuro-Laios fight analysis from Laios’ pov#Bite sized fumi#Laios touden#Meta#happy nightmare chapter day#Character analysis#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#And humanity being a social species is ofc ultimately not shown as a negative.#Dunmeshi is about unity and coming together when seeking to understand that which you do not!!!#But yeah like imagine if you will that you can never really trust your own perspective of events because you literally can’t tell#Wether the person likes you or hates you and you just can’t tell. Even when they ARE being obvious about it#The nightmare scene is so real like I def have vivid memories where I’m like ‘Ah yeah they cringed here#that should have been a dead giveaway’. It wears on self-esteem and self-trust. Like “you don’t belong in society” in a way they’re#sorta like factually not wrong and like. Oh ok man. Sitting down#Just spitballing here obvi. Personal experience. Hey did you guys know that dunmeshi is good. Man. It’s good#Dungeon meshi#Analysis#Feeling The Owl House Gus meltdown episode in tha club tonight#Sobbing about how the flashbacks we see of Laios’ childhood are only happy when it centers around Falin or the dogs
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Louis de Pointe du Lac’s great mistake was dating a French guy from the 1700s and expecting him to not have a mistress
#you can’t trust a blond man#interview with the vampire#iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#loustat#mine
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Sleepy Adam
#fanart#myart#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#adam#adam hazbin hotel#hazbin art#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin adam#first man adam#I found a video about how there’s always a subtle guitar noise whenever Adam is on screen and I can’t stop thinking bout it#this man definitely make guitar noises y’all trust me
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Jokes aside, Bunny eats a lot quickly because of two reasons. One, he was a sibling, a younger sibling (the dinner table is a war zone people). Two, his parents sent him away to school without money (or without much of it), and he probably got used to filling his belly when he could, not knowing when the next time he’d be able to would come. ALSO why he’s so used to mooching off of friends and not feeling remorse, along with just not paying food bills (what he told Richard during their dinner).
#why dies every silly part of his character also make me sad#by the way: chubby Bunny truther#that man has rolls trust me#and if anyone says that can’t be true because he used to play football & has muscle & whatever else quiet#you can have chub/fat/whatever you want to call it and still be strong and have muscles#the secret history#bunny corcoran
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It is truly crazy to me that you can see the exact moment that Dean’s view of Cas changes in 9x22.
Like imagine you’re Dean. Imagine your best friend has been continuously making questionable (and even bad) decisions and keeping them from you either to “protect” you or to keep from hurting your feelings. Imagine that you’ve begged him not to do this but he feels so genuinely that he’s right and he begs YOU to trust him, only for you to be right like you thought and for the cycle to continue. Imagine caring about him so much that you keep trying and trying to forgive him and put your faith in him, but a lifetime of trauma and disappointment keeps you from fully being able to forget.
Now imagine that guy has gone and done it again. He’s making questionable decisions and he’s not telling you about them but you’ve discovered it, and now he’s forced to explain himself and let you in on it. Imagine thinking huh, this seems too good to be true, idk about this but maybe I can help him, maybe I can be trusted enough to help do this? And then the guy’s new best friend says she doesn’t like you, you can’t be trusted, the only way to save everyone and keep their loyalty is for your guy to kill you.
In your mind you beg him not to, but deep down you know he’s never chosen you, not completely. He’s always chosen family, which you can sort of understand because you’d always put family first too. And the betrayal and hurt is so clear on your face.
But then he doesn’t. He refuses to hurt you, even if everyone is telling him that it’s the only way, even if he’ll lose their trust and support, because he’s already broken his trust with you and it’s not worth doing again. For once he trusts YOU. He chooses you.
He chooses you, and he doesn’t even say that he’s sorry.
#like clearly there’s more to it and Dean still has huge trust issues going forward but man. that’s a start#and they were already behaving gayly before but I would say that their interactions become increasingly more romantic coded from here#including that Dean stops having any kind of serious female love interests and significantly less one night stands going forward#idk I think 9x22 was a game changer for them both in terms of friendship/trust and relationship#he says ‘I can’t.’ not even ‘I’m sorry I can’t’#like??? he’s been on a long roadtrip building trust and companionship with a fellow angel -a relationship he’s been craving bc he’s been an#outcast for so long and misses familiarity and belonging#and yet he doesn’t even seem sorry that he’s giving her up#and he doesn’t apologize to her either#because Dean is just that important <3#yapping#anyway sorry I’m just thinking about Dean this morning#per usual idk#dean winchester#Castiel#destiel#spn#supernatural#spn 9x22
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Barok the physically affectionate my beloved
#ace attorney#the great ace attorney#barok van zieks#albert harebrayne#benbaro#tgaa#dgs#my art#god I just…love Barok acting ways you wouldn’t expect. I love emotionally deprived Barok who doesn’t realize how much he missed genuine -#human interaction and love so he once he has someone who can give that to him he can’t stop himself from holding them in the most gentle yet#yearning way possible.#I want him to hold and be held#I want him to keep that stupid doomed look on his face but his heart be so filled with life and love and show it through his actions#I want Barok to be continue being the man he’s become but also the man he was. an equilibrium. a balance#I want this man to cave and give in to the horrors again but this time have people by his side. and for him to trust those people. let them-#help and comfort and support him. I want him to feel LOVED#we’re already told that Barok has a different side to him other then the ‘reaper’ and I want to see more of it#okay this started off bc I wanted to draw silly doodles of Barok carrying Albert but then I started thinking about Barok showing#physical affection and I WENT OFF THE WALLS#this is how I know BenBaro is a TOP TIER ship bc I simply love all interpretations. like the ones where either one or both of them don’t-#like physical touch and rather show their love with words/actions and show their appreciation simply by being IS SO GOOD!!!#they are just so good!!! the game shows just enough and not enough to were you can really be versatile with your interpretations and it work#also maybe I’m touch starved?
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Cute guy at the gym tried to make eye contact w me and smile multiple times. I found him rly hot . So naturally I adopted my resting bitch face and made sure I was as unapproachable as possible
#Ya I’m the problem#😐#he was so hot too but I don’t trust hot guys anymore I think that’s my issue#Like if you’re tall and have cute wavy hair I actually cannot trust a thing u do#W behavior like this I actually can’t complain I’m literally going out of my way to be man repellant
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the boy in the spotlight versus the girl in the mirror
unshaded version
#i have very specific thoughts on transkasa#i almost didn’t post this because i thought it might be too out of character but trust me there’s a vision#my art#project sekai#tsukasa tenma#femkasa#transkasa#so anyway#i forgot the term for this specific type of insecurity#but like i think tsukasa would have sort of a weird relationship with gender and masculinity if that makes sense?#like it’s forced on him from the outside and from the inside#whether on purpose or on accident he had an upbringing that involved a lot of self-imposed responsibility#involving being his sick little sisters Big Brother who needs to stay strong for her#and then having to be a role model for everyone around him because he’s older and he needs to be mature because well. he’s a future star#you could bring his big idol that he looks up to being a man in that too#the way i have the realization scripted in my head is he wears some feminine outfit (like a dress or skirt) for a show as a form of-#method actint#and actually enjoys it more than he thought he would#and gets upset by that because like. why would he like it so much. he’s a Boy. he’s not supposed to show some sort of “weakness” like that#(side note that i think tsukasa is pretty open minded so this part is kinda iffy with me. maybe it’s some sort of like#“you do you and you be yourself! not Me though. because i’m A Future Star tm and i don’t get bothered by such trivial things”)#(idk)#anyway it eats at him. and originally it doesn’t bother him that much but just the Fact that it did Does if ykwim#and it just escalates. because he hates the feeling so bad#and can’t solve it because why would he tell anyone about that like wtfffff hes fine :)) etc etc#anyway i don’t know what’s going on here in the art. the idea was a dressing room in the sekai that shows how you see yourself or something#cue femkasa showing up in the mirror. not great#also extra idea thing that if tsukasa dumped all of this on rui or something they might have an argument about it because#that is some crazy internalized shit going on there. also my friend transitioned mtf what are you saying about her now huh#whadda hell
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thinking about buck and tommy back together—this time for good. buck having actively fought for himself and for the relationship; and tommy, despite his fears, taking a chance on being loved, also fighting for the relationship in equal measure; and then i look back to when we first met the both of them and think about the potential growth overtime….finding each other, and i get so incredibly emo about it….gah
#this is poorly expressed but man it makes me emo#buck being an active participant in whatever reunion or makeup#him fighting tommy#demanding answers and clarity#demanding that he be heard#that tommy can’t tell him how he’ll feel x amount of years from now#by proxy fighting for this relationship in a way he’s never before#and tommy despite being afraid#listening to buck#trusting him#being open with him#letting buck see all parts of him#etc etc#bucktommy#zahraa’s bakwaas
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utterly UTTERLY fascinated by Nathalie in the london special (and I say this as someone who wasn’t all that compelled by her before)
I’ve changed, she says - and proves it. When both the miraculouses she’s been looking for are right in front of her, she doesn’t take them. Doesn’t even try to. As though it doesn’t occur to her.
I’m not a mother, she says - but when she sees a child in pain, her first instinct is to hug them.
I’ll go to jail, she says - once again, arguably, taking the easy way out. That way, she doesn’t have to keep looking in Adrien’s eyes every day. She can feel her own guilt in peace, with no one else’s to mingle in with it.
Adrien will be okay because he has you, she says - to a child with the weight of the world on her shoulders. Nathalie doesn’t even try to lessen that burden; instead, she makes it all the more heavier.
I’m here to kill Gabriel, she says - and then what?
#miraculous ladybug#ml london special#ml london spoilers#nathalie sancoeur#literally I was like wait…did she know that Marinette was ladybug??#why did she have no reaction#why does she not care that marinette just saw a man die#does she just assume marinette must surely hate Gabriel as much as Nathalie herself does?#when will she realize that Gabriel saved her with the wish#and marinette too!!!#she just got betrayed by an adult#we can solve this together - she says to Gabriel but he paralyzes her and still does it alone#help me - she says to nathalie who abandons her immediately#how does that manifest#if you can’t trust the adults in your life what’s left for you?#interesting#nem gets meta
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Man what the helllllll who are these. Guys. Utterly insane.????
Autism to Autism. The guys ever. They’re eating at my brain. They’re parasites. Ignore me pls. I’m dying of being cringe <3
#art#pokemon#fanart#oh gosh this is so embarrassing. I can’t do this. anyways yall are seeing how autistic i am over two sillies. gosh this is so cringe don’t#look at me. pls. jsut don’t#im just obsessed with this little guy and this senescent man. I know he doesn’t look old but I just wanted to draw something nice and#self indulgent bruhhh 😭😭😭#polar’s art#my art™️#countryhumans#Countryhumans usa#usa countryhumans#countryhumans America#america countryhumans#Rei PLA#rei pokemon#my friend said this is very found family / parental figure coded. yes. trust. sorry I’m just really autistic over these guys oh my gosh#ny babies#im sorry mutuals ignore me im on my ch spiel again#I will never heal 💔💔💔
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No but like imagine all female crew minus like Jimbalaya lol
I like this thought but like I imagine you mean Jimmy is also the only guy vs like everyone being girls with Anya.
Cause then it becomes how different women react to when something like this happens. Like I think Curly’s reaction would be different if Curly was a girl on a fully female crew. I think those behaviors and comments towards Anya Jimmy would make wouldn’t fly so much. Not just because Curly can tell they aren’t his usually “harmless” teasing but because there’s other women that are reacting. She’s seeing how bad those reactions are and is second guessing how much she let slide.
Daisuke would be a young woman, likely more conscious and aware of guys like Jimmy since she would be considered a party-girl. He’s like the guy you have to watch your drink around, gets to close and “accidentally” grabs or touches something, factors she would mentions to Curly. Swansea is an old gal, knows men that think they are owed something when a lady is nice to them or just because. She still has the same past and can see that selfishness in Jimmy, likely tells Curly to get some sense about her friend, not just for their sake but for herself.
Again, when I talk about Curly being marginalized gender wise and having that experience I don’t see it as her not getting it, but simply wanting to believe Jimmy is one of the nice guys… well nicer guys… well okay guys. And then she still has to think about that. Having all the other women point out all the signs makes her tip her rose colored glasses a bit, sees those red flags for what they are. I don’t think it’s easier for her but she’s more willing to act out of her feelings.
It would bring up a part of rape culture that doesn’t get depicted a lot of how woman can accidentally or even purposely enable it against other woman. Internalized misogyny, slut shaming and just the assumption of trust. Curly wouldn’t think it was Anya’s fault but she wants some type of hope to exist Jimmy isn’t that sort of man, it’s an internalized denial that slows her movements because this was a man she trusted, a man she had put her safety in, gave so many chances to to… she wouldn’t like thinking about it, but she has to as the Captain, as a woman and as Anya’s friend.
It’s a very harrowing situations especially because they are all women with one guy but it feel like it is resolved quicker and the horror aspects and context surrounding it centers on the crew slowly coming to see Jimmy as a figurative monster and the literal monster he is.
#uhhhh I#need you to understand I’d be vitriolic towards Jimmy if the crew were all women no nuance just hate#like I’m ride or die for Anya already imagine if they were all girls#but no if he was the only man it’s more curly learning a lesson in safety and trust#like they still crash but i think she’d lock the door to the cockpit or lock it r or hold it closed not realizing how dangerous he is#or realize it and be shocked because she can’t let him out but o god the ship and then he’s burnt and they are all safe and she had to look#this man she trust who made Anya feel so helpless helpless and hateful on the bed#and it’s bittersweet because she can think of a way to get them home but also god she has so much to think about#mouthwashing#ask#anon#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#also Jimmy would def try to isolate Curly from women to lower her support groups and people to go to if he gets weird
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