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Inst pink just a color commonly used in construction/building/manufacturing because it's an obvious color to help define what you're doing with the material?
Insulation, foam, tape, that spray stuff? It's all pink because it's safer and easier to work with, right?
Guys don't wanna touch a pink tape measure but will full on bare hand ball massage insulation with no regard are the definition of why women live longer due to not being so petty.

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Finally caught up with Apothecary Diaries. I can't believe they gave Maomao a gun.
#the apothecary diaries#maomao#jinshi#I started watching back from the beginning and oh man...this series is a delight.#Maomao is one of my favourite protagonists for the fact she is a unique mystery lover who also loves to stay in her own lane.#She's here to solve the 'how' of the mystery but the who? Not her problem and not her job.#No crazy leaps in logic. Just a girl who loves her posions and puzzles.#I want to say so much more about this series but It really is best enjoyed as something to discover on your own! It's a mystery after all!#I want to draw some crossover art for this series so badly...Perhaps...perhaps...#This dehydration story comes from my own life - in which my flatmates have a running bit about calling sport drinks 'potions'.#This was very relevant when I was suffering from dehydration (low sodium intake + over drinking lead to a very bad time).#That's right. You can dehydrate via drinking too much water. Low sodium and low potassium can make you very ill as well.#Sometimes what you need is someone aggressively reminding you to add salt to your dishes and drink your goddamn potion.
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crazy that gravity falls was like, hey what if we made twin brothers, and one of them is the worse one. he gets bad grades, he likes to punch his problems, everyone thinks of him as “the other one.” he’s engulfed in a shadow that’s shaped like him. he doesn’t even have his own name—it’s derived of his brother’s name, the only one his parents planned on having and using. everything about him is derivative—imitative of another person (his twin brother) (the one everyone likes and wants) and is disapproved of for that reason (he isn’t just “bad at this thing,” he’s “not as good as his brother”). and then he ruins his brother’s science fair project (the one next to his own—no one noticed it because it’s not good, it’s almost stupid next to a “perpetual motion machine” made by a high schooler) (he tried to fix it) (he doesn’t know how; he’s not as smart as the guy who made it) and he gets kicked out. the potential of the money his twin could’ve made is enough to throw him onto the street, and he can’t go home until he makes that money back (the money that was never gained and therefore was never lost. he never had a chance of making enough). he took every job he could (his brother went to school). he got banned from multiple states (his brother bought a house). he traveled internationally and went to prison and had people try to hunt him down and kill him because he couldn’t make enough money (his brother’s house has three basements. he made them himself, as secure as can be). and when his twin finally summons him for help, things go wrong (he messed up this machine like the last one) (he doesn’t know how to fix it. he isn’t as smart as the guy who made it) (he tries to fix it) (he was never any good at reading and these blueprints are impossible, coded and fragmented and in a science that he didn’t know existed) (he tries to fix it). the townspeople ask who he is, and he doesn’t even say his own name (it was hardly his to begin with). and he invites them to a house that isn’t his to show off experiments that aren’t his because he needs to make money that can’t be his. everything he does for the next 30 years is in his twin’s name, for his twin’s sake. he had two funerals for himself and it isn’t even his body in the casket; he had to wear his brother’s name to both of them. if he had died before he fixed the portal, that funeral wouldn’t have been for him. we meet him as a funny and unique character, but in-universe, he’s only ever been defined by someone else.
and then they went, this is entirely in the background btw. most of that is going to be revealed in one episode and won’t be addressed again. he’s a primary comic relief, even. I’m ill about this.
#‘stripped for edible flour in Tijuana’ not even for money. not even cooked food. for FLOUR.#I took a benadryl and wrote this instead of passing out#so if there are any typos or weird leaps in logic lmk. the latter I just hallucinated typing the connection. or accidentally deleted it#gravity falls#stan pines#robot rambles#didn’t know how to put it in the post but he IS the worse one. they’re all right about him (compared to ford)#(because it’s always and only ever in comparison to ford)#he’s derivative. he’s his own man. he loves his family. his family ruined him.#his desire to be rich is so deeply-rooted. it’s always been tied to success and happiness#winning the game show really would’ve been everything.
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One of my favorite scenes from Nothing left to lose by @periwinkle--light
This was a commission, and I got to choose what scene to draw so I went with this one from chapter 10 because oh god.
Emerald Stone, you weirdo.
#stobotnik#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#sonic movie universe#fic rec#villain stone#this fic causes me pain people#i'm holding on for the comfort but man#the feelings the feelings#i'm so glad they allowed me to color the parts influenced by emerald stone all green#it feels more... i don't know intrusive? that way#more like something you can't escape#plus it IS a dream so. yay dream logic
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Yeah nothing Jason does would work in the real world. Good thing he does not live in the real world. He lives in Gotham, which operates on the logic of Hollywood movies from 40 years ago. Oh wait- perhaps that’s integral context for his character!!!
#trying to dunk on Jason and then accidentally critiquing key parts of the Batman mythos#YEAH I bet a setting crafted to justify the existence of a man who turns himself into a fearsome avatar of vengeance#that visits righteous fury upon the scoundrels who pollute the city#is going to be wonky and kinda problematic!!#griping#jason todd#What Jason lacks in adherence to Batman’s narrative rules he makes up for by remaining consistent with the logic of the setting#and having substantive moral symbolism of his own#Jason isn’t the Punisher because a murderous clown did not become ambassador of Iran in any part of Frank’s story do you understand me#Jason is a noble gangster this is an ESTABLISHED American archetype
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Harry works on his resume
#disco elysium#fanart#Harry du bois#disco Elysium skills#rhetoric#I think about Harry trying to apply for jobs so he can quit being a cop a lot#can you IMAGINE this man interviewing for some grocery job#halfway through the interviewer realizes Harry’s been the one asking the questions for the last 10 minutes#logic check to explain why he’s the best candidate for the job but it fails
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Remmick would try to trade whoever he’s attracted to for a goat and then realize that doesn’t work anymore.
“Hello I would like to marry your offspring, have this goat.”
“I’m not giving you my child for a goat….”
“Hmmm a hard bargain. How about two goats?”
“Uh no, are you making a joke?”
“Huh? What do you want in exchange for me marrying them”
“You can’t trade for a hand in marriage!”
“Really?”
#sinners 2025#sinners movie#remmick#sinners#remmick sinners#lmao#remmick x you#remmick x reader#i love this pathetic man#pathetic Irish man#he’s an old old man#very confused man#he would definitely try to use old timey logic and be surprised when it doesn’t work.
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Yes Anthony is obsessed with Kate to an alarming degree but consider this from his perspective, the hottest woman he knows not only loves him back, and agreed to marry him but she also cured his insomnia
So it’s completely understandable that he’s decided to dedicate the rest of his life to worshipping the ground she walks on
#bridgerton season 3#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#kate sharma x anthony bridgerton#kanthony#bridgerton#bridgerton memes#OF COURSE HES OBSESSED WITH HER#she’s Kate Sharma#but also his life quality has drastically improved#since he met Kate#he’s acting VERY LOGICALLY#man who could not sleep at night#is now taking midday naps in his wife’s arms#worshipping is the most reasonable option
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“but—but—mace windu was soooo mean to anakin🥺🥺he didn’t let him be a master🥺🥺”
buddy I wouldn’t care if mace windu hit anakin with a chair.
#mace windu#and the fact that he literally saves anakin’s hide multiple times in tcw#yeah mace didn’t trust him??? can you REALLY blame him for that#‘booo mace hated anakin’ GIVE ME A BREAK#jedi#I love mace windu#depa billaba#mace: sternly tells a grown man to stop yelling in the council room#fandom: yes it is logical to conclude that this equates pure unbridled hatred#they hate mace for his compassionate fatherly eyes and aura of constant stress#pro jedi#shitpost
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[dbhc flavored] Hermit a Day May: Day 14 — Doc!
Featuring both a current-day s10 doc and a verrry early s8 post-deviant doc! :]
#TELL ME WHY THE POSE CAME OUT SO FRUITY 😭 it wasn’t intentional but yknow what. he’s kinda. so it’s fine#the horns are removable! :]#dbhc#dbhc doc#docm77#hermitaday#hermitadaymay#hermitcraft#hermitcraft au#dbhc ren#rendog#dbhc art#art escapades#I’m kind of obsessed with him and it shows sorry#drawing early ren and doc makes me think… ren had so many cybernetics in s8#maybe doc helps build him some android-tech prosthetics :3#dunno dunno… idk I love them so much#ren is the reason doc has any human mannerisms at all tbh#otherwise mans would be so annoyingly robotic about everything#being an android based entirely around searching for loopholes and out of the box solutions in code will do that to you. logic brained doof#/aff#ANYWAY I RUN#I gotta post other dbhc stuff tonight that’s important so I gotta go finish it
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Let's get drunk!
#This looks like shit but pleade bare with it hurhru#Got lazy in the end ^^;#Anyway i like the idea of Petey getting absolutely wasted and vents horribly#Bro is a drunk crybaby#Ik wine is bad for dogs but let's follow cartoon logic#dogman#petey the cat#dogman au#bass player x babysitter#Dm BassSitter au#dogman greg#artwork#digital art#dog man
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i love being an artist bc it means i can draw whatever i want
#kingdom hearts#axel#roxas#xion#scribblins#the logic was (as i lay awake late one night recently):#'man i kinda want to draw the seasalt trio > ah but their current outfits are annoying to draw > well i could just draw them in tshirts...#but that would be lame... > WAIT A SECOND HAWAIIAN SHIRTS'
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Thinking about marriage/women's rights on Vulcan Some may think that T'Pring not being allowed to divorce Spock was because he was going through the pon farr but if she were allowed to divorce him at all she probably would have done that a long time ago, confirmed by T'Pol when she's speaking with Koss, who isn't suffering from the pon farr. She says that he can choose another mate (without invoking a fight it seems: note the difference between a 'mate' and a 'challenger') and after he makes it clear that nothing she says will change his mind about marrying her, she finally threatens to declare a kal-if-fee. It's clear that Vulcan women cannot divorce/refuse to marry a man they've been betrothed to under any circumstances if A) He himself doesn't consent to ending their marriage or B) She doesn't have someone else waiting in the wings to be given to in his stead. Though, if the challenger she selects fails to win the fight, she'll have to marry her betrothed anyway unless (again) he decides he doesn't want her after the challenge. That seems like an incredibly unfair system, heavily biased towards men. SNW is an alternate universe in many obvious respects but most egregiously in that T'Pring has a lot of non-canonical agency over her relationship with Spock. It's interesting to me that Vulcan society has women in many positions of power and treats women as equal to men from what I've seen despite these laws. We don't really see Vulcans exhibiting a misogynistic attitude towards women in general but in TOS (perhaps because of its general writing style but it's still interesting to note) both Sarek and Spock take on patriarchal attitudes specifically regarding wives. Amanda says that 'of course' Sarek commands her because "he is a Vulcan and I am his wife." It's worthwhile in my eyes to note that she specifies 'wife' instead of attributing this attitude to women as a whole. Again, with TOS' writing style it wouldn't be out of place for her to say "he is a man and I am a woman." Spock, while in a pon farr induced irritation, states that it's "undignified for a woman to play servant to a man that isn't hers" - again implying that there's something specific about being a Wife in Vulcan society which is different from being a woman in general and demands subservience to a husband. This could perhaps stem from the extreme sense of ownership that Vulcan law has permitted men to have over women. A woman legally cannot point blank refuse marriage. There is no option which guarantees she won't have to marry her betrothed other than death. When T'Pau speaks of T'Pring she refers to her as being 'property' and Stonn, before being interrupted, states he's made 'the ancient claim' - we don't know what this is because he gets cut off but it's obvious they're both using the language of Vulcan law. Men are permitted true freedom to choose. If a woman wants to choose someone else to be with there is no option available to her other than the kal-if-fee which might result in the death of the one she wants to be with. And, if her lover fails, her husband can still just decide he wants to marry her and she'll be forced to. T'Pring gives two scenarios: One where Spock 'frees' her and one where he doesn't - it's still ultimately his decision which is clear when he ends the conversation with "Stonn, she is yours." This again isn't just because of the pon farr as T'Pol also goes through this. Koss can choose another mate and when the option is talked about there's no implication that this would result in any sort of fight (both by the casualness of its mention and by the fact that there's no formal word for it unlike the kal-if-fee.) Also, the fact that Koss does eventually grant T'Pol a divorce and it's all fine means that T'Pol isn't lawfully required to have another man waiting if her HUSBAND doesn't want her. It's ONLY required if SHE doesn't want her husband. Tradition must take precedence over individual desire UNLESS!!! You're a man. Then it's fine. Like, your parents might not be happy but legally you're golden.
#as a note do NOT read the comments on any T'Pol marriage clips on youtube they're full of 'haha women amiright' jokes about#how she's leading Trip on and being a bitch for not choosing him etc - if you become interested in female characters you learn#quickly just how much people still hate women displaying any amount of complexity/doing anything that isn't just falling into a man's arms#even if that hatred doesn't take the form of outright vitriol (aka: 'I feel so sad for Trip bc T'Pol's marrying some other guy')#Trip: T'Pol listen this arranged marriage stuff is no good - you've gotta be free! You have to do what YOU want to do!#T'Pol: -legally seen as property of her husband in the eyes of the law- ...............#<- not dunking on Trip it's just funny how easy it makes it seem - but!! He doesn't know all the facts#as evidenced by him saying T'Pol might 'call off the wedding' to her mother - T'Pol can't legally call off shit#It's also interesting how gender isn't really mentioned in any of the clips I've seen - it's very clear to me that T'Pol has no options#specifically because she's a WOMAN within her culture but that's almost like a quiet undercurrent and not focused on as a main#point of dissatisfaction - which I imagine it 1000% would be for Vulcan women when men have infinitely more freedom#Vulcan Man: I don't wanna marry this lady#Vulcan Law: Ok#Vulcan Woman: I don't wanna marry this guy#Vulcan Law: Noted. So - if you and your lover are willing to risk his life there's a chance (if he wins) that you can get out of marrying#him BUT if your husband kills your lover and still wants to marry you you DOOO have to marry him sorry you just gotta#<- this also makes it incredibly dangerous to in any way warn your legal husband that a kal-if-fee might be incoming#the element of surprise is a HUGE advantage when it comes to winning a fight to the death (which your lover can train for)#Vulcans#T'Pol#T'Pring#star trek#I don't think this is bad necessarily (as a fictional worldbuilding thing) but I wish it were explored more#It's especially interesting because it's an aspect of logical Vulcan society - it's clearly not logical but it's also clearly rooted deeply#in tradition which may mean Vulcan long ago used to have a much more extreme gender bias towards the male population#it just implies a lot that Vulcan has these old laws which are unfair towards women yet they still follow BUT women are treated as equal#citizens OUTSIDE of marriage! Maybe there was a feminist movement before? Is there another brewing? Where are the Vulcan feminists!
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since AI has gotten prolific posting art on social media has been so fun 🤪
#if u have fb don’t harass them or anything thank you#it’s just fucking hilarious they’re subtly insulting my art the entire time too lmfaooo#‘the art styles are indecipherable’ LMAO 1) AI is no where NEAR my art aesthetics wise and#2) my art has changed pixel art as a medium like sorry not sorry lol#anti ai#so much ai shit CONSTANTLY happening now lol#all pixels is the same#is this man’s logic lmfaooo
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shitpost
#that au where gabe still work for heaven#sam: you can't even give birth bc you're a man#dean: well and mary was a virgin but it didn't stop them#sam: .........i hate it when your weird logic actually makes sense#om yapping#when i wrote down the idea at night i just wrote “jesus winchester"#and in the morning i was like ??? wtf???
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Makima as a danganronpa character because no one can stop me from doing anything
#day 84#chainsaw man#csm#fanart#makima#artists on tumblr#control devil#every day makima#danganronpa#danganronpa au#dr au#lol#Makima has two “canonical” heights: 173cm as used in her prototype#and the anime height of 168. Frankly the anime height is not only more canon (as the first was just a draft)#but also more logical given her proportions to other characters so it’s what I went with.#fashion#colored
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