#manage to sit through it

[strxnged]

im about to show my partner death note the musical. maybe

[impossiblefeat]

Espio has had enough of these two.

[spadeworks]

mostly color practice

[groovygrub]

[tswwwit]

Dipper gets saddled with all of Bills stuff when he dies and suddenly its a role reversal with him trying to reincarnate Bill

I imagine pretty much everyone is upset by this turn of events, including (especially) Dipper! But yes, getting Bill Back would be his top priority, if only to offload all this junk back on his thoroughly irresponsible husband.

[crystallizsch]

ouagh yuusha i miss youuu

[rooolt]

OUAW is such a good acronym for a show, I’ll never get over it. Literally looks like the way to write out the sound someone would make getting punched in the stomach, just a ridiculous series of letters in sequence

[aristotlencheese]

tldr: stop being fucking assholes to Joann’s employees. If you’re sale shopping refrain from making that super funny (it’s not funny) joke about how loosing my job is convenient for you. And know that I hate rich people. Someday when we’re hungry I have the last name of the first people I will want on my plate.

As a Joann’s employee I am pleading with the public. STOP TRASHING MY GODDAMN STORE AND THEN GETTING MAD THAT ITS MESSY. WE KNOW. We have 3 people working at any given time, MAYBE 4 on a special occasion. STOP grabbing overstock bins and using them as your carts. 9/10 times you empty them into random parts of our store and then when we go to find them for a customer or to put them out if we have any time WE CANT FIND IT. It’s not cute, quirky or funny. I fucking hate you so much will call my poor assistant manager to back me up when I tell you to not do it ever again, and I’m not going to be nice about it.

My queue is a mess, you think you’re cute for putting your tag on my shelf but in reality it’s just something I will be written up for. My aisles are a mess, it’s not funny when you take the appliqués and hang them up to make an inappropriate word because I will be yelled at by some grown woman for letting it happen. My cut counter is a mess because you invade my coworkers space to take a look in our carts of go backs and just throw things wherever you want. My bathroom is a mess because you throw toilet paper everywhere and plug our sinks with it and leave the faucet running.

Even working at 100 percent running through the store I can’t get everything done. And to top it all off I have to stay even later because people don’t understand that closing time means people need to be out of the store, not it’s the last minute to shove yourself in the door and promise you’ll only be a minute (it’s never a minute).

So please I’m on my hands and knees groveling and begging for everyone to just shut up for 10 fucking seconds while I’m helping you so that I can tell you you are swiping your gift card wrong and that my computer is slow instead of running your mouth complaining about how “this is why you’re losing your job” (actual quote)

It’s not. I’m loosing my job because Rich people got together and decided playing poker with thousands of Americans jobs was fun enough the first time to do it again. It’s because there’s an entire company (looking at you Gordon brothers) who just buys and liquidates stores to turn a profit. It’s because Rich people who don’t have REAL jobs can’t be bothered or trusted with what the public want for the life of them. It was never about your money, only their money. It was never about people not wanting to work only cutting corners to give the people at the top bonuses.

So if you do any of these things or get upset when I let a couple of the thousands of homeless people in our city sleep under the old now unused cart return under the awning I will get upset I will tell you to mind your business I will put you in time out and make you wait for my manager to ring you out.

You’re Adults and you need to start acting like it.

Cosplayers, Furries and other crafters and artists of Tumblr, I love you so much. I will miss you and so will most at our store (except for our judgey old lady clique but tbh they only work mornings so it’s okay)

[cassiopeiasara]

.

[gomzdrawfr]

wrote out plans and stared at my calendar, putting my hands together and mutter a quiet "you do need a break"

[titstatstummy]

okay but has anyone taken the car scene from resisting roots as inspiration for bucktommy art or a fic (minus the cringe) because i fucking need that

like come on Tommy canonically is a car guy. Him bending Evan over the hood of some classic muscle car to eat him out and then fuck him should basically write itself

[medicallyfascinating]

UH SO- WITH ALL MY FRIENDS CHATTING ABOUT THEIR OCS

I may have made my own.

Cædmon (cad-muhn) Burchard. He grew up in the South West of Albinea. His family worked under the ruler within Albinea, farming and protecting the lands from any threats. He and his family emigrated to Adrestia after his father fell out with the ruler. They're now commoners who reside in the East (-ish) of Adrestia.

He's 18 years old when he enroles at the academy. He's also genderfluid but that's not something that anyone else needs to know about him. He's short, standing at 162cm (5'3).

Cædmon loves the rain, tea, strength training, music and fighting for a cause. He dislikes dogs, nobles, the church, injustice and pretentious people.

He's very quiet and can come off as quite rude and dismissive but he's just bad at showing how he feels. He's very monotone and he doesn't have a wide variety of expressions.

I made picrews of him because attempting to draw feels too energy draining atm.

Pre-ts Cædmon:

post-ts Cædmon:

Hopes Cædmon:

Picrew that I used.

[taphwa]

[the-halcyon-effect]

and during disability pride month no less

[placeofwonder]

finished reading Conclave. now I have a book hangover, have ordered the dvd and the book (I read it on Libby but I need to be able to hold this one I think) and am kind of nostalgic for when I was actually really enjoying catholicism as a teenager before I realised I was queer and all of that became complicated. anyway as you can tell I'm normal and can be trusted around good books

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

My job has been emotionally edging me for the last month with this goddamned raise request.